You need to watch the full video, that what Q said after this. "Because I think hopefully that fish went to heaven, because the fish only served you know only did that for me so, hopefully the fish went to heaven so if I go to the hell, it's a bit upset because I'll never see the fish again." "I know it's sin, but how do we know the fish didn't enjoy it. How do we know it wasn't sick of being a fish that would swim around in the ocean following its other fish, how do we know I didn't save it's life and gave it a purpose, and how do we know it didn't die in peace?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I managed to keep my face straight for almost the entire story but completely lost it towards the end when he said “I’ll never forgot the feeling of it dying on my d**k” and when he had to reconfirm that she was still listening 😂
I lost it when he described how the fish was shaking and dying in his trousers. Idk if I lost my sanity, my hope for human kind or will to not laugh. Probably all three tbh
This guy was a fish in another life. He had a fish lover , they were happy , untill one day they got caught by a man and a boy. The fish instantly felt a connection with the boy. The rest is history.
I wonder if people out there understand the sheer bravery it took to come forward with this statement and the masses sitting at home feeling the same way but refuse to speak up. The animosity we have to face on a daily basis even in our own family as he so valiantly shared. Deep in my heart I know for sure, there is a better place in existence - a place where the fish and this outstandingly courageous young gentleman are reunited. #fishrightsarehumanrights
Yes my friend. It’s so sad to see the man being separated from his true self because of the so called standard moral of society. The feeling he’s been holding all these years,.. it’s just too unjust to deny or ban such pure and bright love. I believe all people are created equal and have an equal right to express themselves as who they are. I support the fish and human companion. #fishrightsarehumanright
I know that sometime things can be hard for our life, but goddamn let the fishes live their life. Like don’t make the fish suffer plz, let them live plz
This man is really strong for actually getting himself in such a vulnerable position and what he gets is a twitch chat making fun of him.. Like, obviously, it's a bit funny but it's obviously a big thing to him that also has a huge impact on his relationship with his dad and his sexuality and he deserves a therapist or a friend or whatever to talk to about this - actually offering actual help.
I can't believe you're taking it seriously, this is definitely a joke, like a copy pasta. Maybe at one point someone has done something like this but it definitely wasn't the dude "confessing".
There was an entire new feeling in my mind after hearing that story. I think it was disgust(self -explanatory), sadness(because he really did sound sad) and just overall being overwhelmed. Holy shit.
when i watched this at first it was with no audio and i thought the confession was with a tts bot but rewatching it knowing a dude was actually saying this shit makes it 10x funnier
Somebody tell this dude there's plenty of fish in the sea
But don't forget that fish was his first love. 🤣 🤣
nobody tell him that, nobody tell him that
No don't please don't
Do you like fish stick?
You need to watch the full video, that what Q said after this.
"Because I think hopefully that fish went to heaven, because the fish only served you know only did that for me so, hopefully the fish went to heaven so if I go to the hell, it's a bit upset because I'll never see the fish again."
"I know it's sin, but how do we know the fish didn't enjoy it. How do we know it wasn't sick of being a fish that would swim around in the ocean following its other fish, how do we know I didn't save it's life and gave it a purpose, and how do we know it didn't die in peace?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can’t tell if this is real or fake, if it’s fake he did an amazing job.
if its real, then the fish did am amazing job
@@lal6005 💀💀😭
It's a copypasta
@@lal6005 czcams.com/video/CZDGbbexysU/video.html
"I don't even like fish food that much. I prefer steaks medium-rare."
I can't believe this guy said all of this without cracking up
That means it's a true story
He's brilliant.
Dude still sounds emotional talking about that fish-
Which really worries me
+++++
It's like The Deep confessing his first sex escapade... with a fish.
he prefers octopussy
The Boys
I was about to say that
Ambrosia's friend
Cares more about fish than his job
This guy took "Fish are friends not food" to a whole new level 😂
而是砲友友
Friends with benefits😵💫
@@user-nh4ss7it8t lol
fish with benefits?🙃
@@user-nh4ss7it8t 是炮
At least he likes his steak medium rare
Thank you, it cleared my soul XD
but dat steak seems to be juicyy isn't it 😈
Yes. 🤣
I like sushi.
Well he isn't a total monster.
I could’ve gone through my life without listening to this story
It was your fate to listen to this story
I was expecting a clickbait...it’s not, for once it’s not 🌚 why this one out of all videos
Hah! I actually pressed pause at 0:18 and reading the comments i dont regret it
Everything happens for a reason 😍 next time you're eating fish, think about this
@@BigBodyBiggolo
I want what u have
I managed to keep my face straight for almost the entire story but completely lost it towards the end when he said “I’ll never forgot the feeling of it dying on my d**k” and when he had to reconfirm that she was still listening 😂
They are amazing
......I don't think I bought the right copy of Finding Nemo
This might be the TRUE copy:))
Nah it just The Bad Ending of Finding Nemo: Deleted Footage.
💀
Lol
Yeah you got Grinding Nemo
good job algorithm, now I can't sleep peacefully
hi từ fb =))
@@qjyasuo5022 bạn từ vina cursed images hay từ đâu ạ ?
Ghiền lắmn
*without the fish
Mình từ RVN nha
At this point, the quote "there's a plenty of fish on the sea" has a double meaning now
Bruh
1:54 shoutout to twitch user SmexyFish for saying "I AM NOT SAFE HERE"
😭😭😭
she did a great job holding it
such facial expressions =)))
:))
That's a woman is it?
@@karamelapple8007 yes
@@karamelapple8007 Im reacting like that Jon Bernthal crying meme
she looks like she's praying through the whole story XD
I lost it when he described how the fish was shaking and dying in his trousers. Idk if I lost my sanity, my hope for human kind or will to not laugh. Probably all three tbh
This was a wave of emotions, I firstly took it with a straight face, chuckled a little, then lost it. I am now crying in the corner afterwards.
It's been 5 minutes after I listened and I'm still laughing.
Do you ever think in real confessions the priest just eventually says, “Dude, what the fuck?”
well the priest most probably raped a little boy before, so...dont think so
I hope so shits funny
I am from Vietnam and the story of this fish has spread and it is an obsession for us
same
Damn
Hi guys
Cười ẻ 😂
yo
This guy was a fish in another life. He had a fish lover , they were happy , untill one day they got caught by a man and a boy. The fish instantly felt a connection with the boy. The rest is history.
I love a good wholesome story
Same 🥰 I sent this to my grandma
I wonder if people out there understand the sheer bravery it took to come forward with this statement and the masses sitting at home feeling the same way but refuse to speak up. The animosity we have to face on a daily basis even in our own family as he so valiantly shared. Deep in my heart I know for sure, there is a better place in existence - a place where the fish and this outstandingly courageous young gentleman are reunited.
#fishrightsarehumanrights
Hmm
Yes my friend. It’s so sad to see the man being separated from his true self because of the so called standard moral of society. The feeling he’s been holding all these years,.. it’s just too unjust to deny or ban such pure and bright love. I believe all people are created equal and have an equal right to express themselves as who they are. I support the fish and human companion.
#fishrightsarehumanright
I know that sometime things can be hard for our life, but goddamn let the fishes live their life. Like don’t make the fish suffer plz, let them live plz
@@Loudshark_ nah bro that fish got me actin some kinda way
dear God do I hope this is a troll
Now THIS.... this is quality content. I was dying trying not to laugh on break at work.
我被这个故事深深的震撼了
震撼三觀
好奇怪喔，我覺得還好....
好怪...再看一遍
就像這位兄弟的小兄弟被那個魚給震撼一樣？
哈哈，我記得好久以前有在報紙上看到一個新聞。一個男孩的丁丁被魚咬住拔不出來，於是他就想拿菜刀把魚頭砍下來，結果把自己丁丁也砍到了
"You're not a fish - how do you know what fish enjoy?"
--- Hui Shi, Famous ancient Chinese philosopher
well, that's Zhuangzi who said that
@@user-mv8bw6ig3g nah ug I looked it up, Zhuangzi is the butterfly guy
@@jiansong3077 Oh, I mess it up, thanks for telling me.
and the meme make me cannot stop laughing while see that line again. 😂
@@user-mv8bw6ig3g makes you wonder how wild our ancestors can get am I right?
@@jiansong3077 They aren't that weird, but this accident makes it seem different if you see this video.
look like she is the most patient person that still try to hear that story:)
Này là vid của cổ luôn mà bạn :))
@@chauphamnguyenbao3558 cổ quá đào lên thành trend:)))
Man takes the statement "if there's a hole there's a way" differently
If there’s a hole there’s a goal
Imagine being reincarnated into that fish
Oh hell no
From time to time I relisten to this fucking gem of a story, 10/10 will listen again in a few months.
the nun did a good job holding it together because i would have laughed somewhere in the middle of of it
I just appreciate how smooth his voice is :3
how tf does that matter in this scenario?
I don’t know how bro wasn’t cracking up while telling his story lol
@@Thunderguy229 probably cause he’s traumatised
all thanks to the fish
@@KittyPikaChu bro you are bound to be removed from the gene pool if you’re traumatized from jacking off with a fish 💀
She looks like she doesnt know whether she wants to laugh, cry or just quit.
What the hell?!
This guy had a mini fridge in his room growing up?
EXACTLY! BOURGEOISIE FISHFUCKING BULLSHIT
Wow you are actually good at keeping calm after hearing such a...
Nah i’m sure niki would think she would spare that Q guy but Jesus won’t
Lmao this change " keep your fish in your pants " to a whole new meaning
Everyone from Taiwan, you are here not because this video pops up on your recommended video...
let's admit it, YOU SEARCHED FOR IT.
ＹＥＳ.
He’s definitely pulling her leg, but it is a funny story.
You wanna put money on that though?
He said the word fish so many times that it doesn't have a meaning anymore
Finding nemo: totally another story
Real finding nemo:
he is real "DEEP" from THE BOYS
I was literally watching the last episode 2 hours ago 😭
@@jeepee2609 Now we wait until Fall 2023
I don't think there's enough forgiveness in God's heart for this man
I don't agree. He's confessed it so God will forgive him. But I doubt the fish ever will.
@@c.a.marsupial.1282 it's bestiality he's not being forgiven its a major sin lol
@@lastword9047 it's a made up story.
@@c.a.marsupial.1282 obviously
@@lastword9047 ok, your joking, my mistake. Keep well.
You know Niki, congrats in maintaining the composture. Plus now you might think of all the things priests have to hear on a confissionary...
This dude is a legend 😂😂
This man is really strong for actually getting himself in such a vulnerable position and what he gets is a twitch chat making fun of him.. Like, obviously, it's a bit funny but it's obviously a big thing to him that also has a huge impact on his relationship with his dad and his sexuality and he deserves a therapist or a friend or whatever to talk to about this - actually offering actual help.
its a joke dumbass, nerd🤓
I can't believe you're taking it seriously, this is definitely a joke, like a copy pasta. Maybe at one point someone has done something like this but it definitely wasn't the dude "confessing".
its fake dude
It's a sad world. We don't know if anything is ironic or not.
@neko cracker An attitude like yours is the reason for people to become mentally ill
Sister clearly holding her laugh so hard!
Damn, must be stressful when hearing those confessions.
A video full of quality. Wish you success in the future
1:54 That "SmexyFish" guy in the chat took this vid to a new level.
him saying "hello?" at the end broke me, I finally broke
There was an entire new feeling in my mind after hearing that story. I think it was disgust(self -explanatory), sadness(because he really did sound sad) and just overall being overwhelmed. Holy shit.
From scary to this. What a revolution!
there is an old Chinese saying by Zhuang tze: "you are not fish, how do you know if the fish was not happy?"
子非鱼，安知鱼之乐--《庄子》
at least he took responsibility, what a great man
Your try not to laugh skills are amazing
This is by far the most oddly specific and completely random fucking thing my ears have ever been cursed to hear.
That "hello?" At the end really completed this clip i feel
That little ”Hello” at the end💀
This is the consequence of giving your kid a mini fridge
Her face duringn the story its pure gold
Bruh, the look of uncertainty and terror on her face, occasionally twisting into confused laughter then disgust and pity
This did psychic damage to me.
"There's no fish related stuff, nothing."
Sir, may I introduce you to the world of Zora r34?
Sometimes I wish God would take away my ability to hear
you... 😂 made my day
me too bro.
This is perfection XD
It had me ugly laughing. Thank you! The ending too.
F for fish!
It's a terrible day to have the ability to hear.
I would like to imagine him going directly to a church after this and confessing the same thing, the same way to the priest
this felt like it lasted 4 hours
That "Hello?" at the end was just perfect🤣
omg she made an amazing job holding that laugh
What a confession.
Only 3m and it already gives me too many emotions.
the fact that this video was uploaded on my birthday makes me wanna cry
The final word "Hello" just another level of humour, hahaha, lmfao...XD
This felt way longer than 3 minutes.
This is one of these "too weird to not be true stories"
The hello at the end killed me xD
The hello at the end 🤣
I wish i was deaf after listening to this story 🥲
normal confession: i read r34 of jesus
That one guy: I came on my.... Friends dog
THE FUCKING HELLO AT THE END.
That "Hello?" at the end.. Legit! 100%
Such a good fish,he was fall in love with it until his dad knew=((((
when i watched this at first it was with no audio and i thought the confession was with a tts bot but rewatching it knowing a dude was actually saying this shit makes it 10x funnier
Man could not resist the fussy.
‘It’s not my fish. My friend gave it to me.’ 🤣🤣
Imagine having a kid and it becomes this.
If he actually confessed something like in am actual church, the priest would probably leave it all behind and go live up in a mountain.
And thats where monks come from
he fucking won that one man
don't deny it
the hello at the end 😭😭😭😭
If you look carefully, her lips when she try to holding the laugh, had becoming more like fish lips
The story of fish to came VietNam =))
This feels like the Zone interview with Zach
tthe "Hello?" to make sure you were still there felt so pitiful :( Lmfao
rest in peace Fish
She should of said well there’s still plenty of fish in the sea 😂
that ''hello?'' at the end was what killed me
When the 4chan hermit who's been gone for years finally reappear.
that man can go fishing with me any day
Here's Taiwan.
This has been a great meme recently
Thank you and thanks this fish boy 🐟
（我是台灣人，這已經變成我們的迷因了，謝謝妳和這位魚兄）
@台灣民國球 用魚?..
the little "hello?" at the end got me
This fish got violated 😭