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  • @kaysharp4303
    @kaysharp4303 Před rokem +516

    I still remember watching this in the cinema in 93 and in the scene where Laura Dern and Bob Peck go out to check why Sam Jackson has not turned the power on yet, I heard a little boy ask his dad "Why didn't she take a gun aswell?" There was a brief pause and then the clearly divorced dad replied "Because she is a stupid Woman"

  • @mr.winters1733
    @mr.winters1733 Před 2 lety +258

    Everyone knows that when you mix human DNA and dinosaur DNA, you get kicked out of Jurassic Park..

  • @Exeivier
    @Exeivier Před 2 lety +284

    "why would the dinosaur break the guys neck"
    so he wouldnt testify against him of course, no witnesses.

    • @justinamerican8200
      @justinamerican8200 Před 2 lety +1

      So the dinosaur killed Epstein.

    • @Najebanski
      @Najebanski Před 2 lety

      @@justinamerican8200So the lizards killed Epstein.

    • @iwilleatyourleftistass6802
      @iwilleatyourleftistass6802 Před 2 lety +2

      @@justinamerican8200 a dinosaur called a Clintosaurous killed Epstein

    • @MrChickennugget360
      @MrChickennugget360 Před 2 lety +3

      The Dinosaurs did not kill themselves.

    • @actualturtle2421
      @actualturtle2421 Před 2 lety +4

      Don't animals do that in the wild? I'm like 60% sure I've seen a leopard deliberately break the neck of like a gazelle or something before.

  • @themoviedealers
    @themoviedealers Před 2 lety +294

    "He's just an upsurper." Never change, Rich.

    • @user-qn6bw8dk4o
      @user-qn6bw8dk4o Před 2 lety +19

      I like Rich's word better. It fits the definition of the word well.

    • @Tetragrammaton22
      @Tetragrammaton22 Před 2 lety +20

      It's a portmanteau of upstart and usurper.

    • @TheMokeleMbembe
      @TheMokeleMbembe Před 11 měsíci +6

      He upsurped a folding chable and now it's full of stuff.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Před 8 měsíci

      Sam Makyr didn't get all of his brain back out of that robot.

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil Před 5 měsíci

      And I was waiting from the moment Rich said that for Jay to stop talking, so that Mike would correct Rich. I just knew Jay would ignore and Mike wouldn't.

  • @generic_sauce
    @generic_sauce Před 2 lety +473

    I love how evert time they introduce Rich Evans or he introduces himself it's always his full name.

    • @dankyjoker
      @dankyjoker Před 2 lety +165

      that's how you should address Royalty

    • @themoviedealers
      @themoviedealers Před 2 lety +16

      That is the joke, son.

    • @mattkrause1573
      @mattkrause1573 Před 2 lety +47

      Yup every end credits of BOTW and HINTB they use his full name.
      Also "Me and my friend Rich Evans are not coming back to be extras in Never Been Kissed!!!

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb Před 2 lety +19

      Because otherwise he would sound like Bruce Wayne describing his superpower.

    • @christopherroe664
      @christopherroe664 Před 2 lety +7

      To be fair, there has been like a dozen 'Rich' on the show, all those servicemen that pop up.

  • @trojoe
    @trojoe Před 2 lety +48

    "what department? Props or effects?"
    If it's on set, it's the Set Dec department. If an actor touches it, it's props. So the pile in the back is Set Dec. The pile in front is props.

  • @airmaildolphin7013
    @airmaildolphin7013 Před 2 lety +86

    In Jurassic World IX, the dino will be so smart it will DO MY TAXES!

    • @the81kid
      @the81kid Před 2 lety +2

      And then when it notices a couple of scrawny humans, chase after them.

    • @fatherlucid4995
      @fatherlucid4995 Před 2 lety +2

      That’s got to be the best use of genetic engineering

    • @weedpuff
      @weedpuff Před 2 lety +2

      Will the raptors have to use one of those big button calculators?

    • @Sam_T2000
      @Sam_T2000 Před 2 lety

      they’re going to evolve into Newmans and go back in time and let the dinosaurs free in the first one.

    • @ramadansteve6573
      @ramadansteve6573 Před 2 lety

      But that's a diffrent guy!

  • @smaakjeks
    @smaakjeks Před 2 lety +292

    It was actually heartwarming to just listen to these guys basically praise this masterpiece through the whole thing.

    • @whatdothlife4660
      @whatdothlife4660 Před rokem +1

      Wath their Re:Views to see them gush and not shit.

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks Před rokem +2

      @@whatdothlife4660 I do :)

    • @Yamigata
      @Yamigata Před 10 měsíci

      Until they shit on Independence Day, which I really like

    • @andrewlivasy
      @andrewlivasy Před 10 měsíci +4

      ​@Yamigata i mean I like the original mortal kombat film but it is a shit film

    • @remnant24
      @remnant24 Před 8 měsíci

      @@andrewlivasy Dumb take. If you think it's a shit film then you don't like it. Movies are art and art appreciation is subjective-they have no qualitative value beyond personal preference.

  • @therealbearminator
    @therealbearminator Před 2 lety +389

    Mike is so damn right when he says new movies coming out are noise festivals

    • @El-Duderino-His-Dudeness
      @El-Duderino-His-Dudeness Před 2 lety +18

      Especially the trailers.

    • @DarkAngelEU
      @DarkAngelEU Před 2 lety +7

      *Hollywood movies

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 Před 2 lety +40

      *tums festivals

    • @eyeconqueror1185
      @eyeconqueror1185 Před 2 lety +2

      @@bilbobaggins9451 yeah but why would you watch that? After TFA I noped out.

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle Před 2 lety +2

      You're all gonna dump money on whatever Star Wars property comes out next because Star Wars "fans" are like that. Just a bunch of paypigs.

  • @jonathanaliff6121
    @jonathanaliff6121 Před rokem +15

    "We're not gonna talk about Jolt Cola."
    Proceed to talk about Taco Bell poop joke for 3 minutes

  • @bijibadness
    @bijibadness Před 2 lety +222

    I want to just re-re-re-re-reiterate the fact that Mike, on record, on review, _loved Jurassic World._

    • @shelbyvillerules9962
      @shelbyvillerules9962 Před rokem +90

      In his defense, he also has _severe_ dementia.

    • @gabrielpelletier5162
      @gabrielpelletier5162 Před rokem +6

      He's old...

    • @jeffmoo9235
      @jeffmoo9235 Před 11 měsíci +7

      I mean Jurassic world is fun

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Před 11 měsíci +11

      @@jeffmoo9235 Source?

    • @jeffmoo9235
      @jeffmoo9235 Před 11 měsíci +9

      @@HOTD108_ I like it. It's a fun monster movie with some good scenes with the monster. Granted they do squander the potential but I'd say it's a better movie than any of the initial sequels, and it's far better that Domion or Fallen Kingdom

  • @nrgspike
    @nrgspike Před 2 lety +881

    I really wish they did more of these, it's taken RLM 9yrs to knock out an incredibly random selection of only 22 commentaries. Even just once a month as a Patreon tier would be something. Still, I really like these fan highlight edits, it's just a pity there isn't a bigger selection to pull from.

    • @turtleninjai
      @turtleninjai Před 2 lety +27

      I would enjoy all the jurassic sequels as either commentary or review.

    • @plixplux
      @plixplux Před 2 lety +81

      It's just so odd, isn't it? We enjoy other people's friendhips. I'd like to think that I have friends that I could do the same thing with, but... no. They're not that fun.

    • @RickySteels
      @RickySteels Před 2 lety +24

      I think we get enough content from them as it is. These are just a bonus when they have time.

    • @poopagore
      @poopagore Před 2 lety

      amen.

    • @frankvizen5480
      @frankvizen5480 Před 2 lety +19

      Same. Gotta say though, the films they have selected are mostly perfect for this format.

  • @TroubledTrooper
    @TroubledTrooper Před 8 měsíci +20

    There is a line about the park being for the rich. The lawyer brings up that it would be for the rich and when Hammond naively says "this park is for everyone" the lawyer cynically retorts that they might have a "coupon day" or something.

  • @nothing4mepls973
    @nothing4mepls973 Před 2 lety +62

    I can't believe how good this movie is in every way.

  • @DeepEye1994
    @DeepEye1994 Před 2 lety +256

    Aw man, you left out one of my favorite bits. It was something in the lines of:
    "Ah yes, Alan tying his seat belt with female connectors is a metaphor/foreshadowing of the dinos finding a way to reproduce despite being girls, the detail that every douchebag that wants to look cool points out to people when watching the film!"

    • @MrSnaztastic
      @MrSnaztastic Před 2 lety +30

      People have literally written college theses about this.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 Před 2 lety +21

      but pointing out that it's douchey doesn't really make it less so

    • @dannygreen5477
      @dannygreen5477 Před 2 lety +9

      That's dumb as hell......

    • @micalzoncillo249
      @micalzoncillo249 Před 2 lety +46

      funny, i just thought that was a way to show that the park has malfunctions. like they couldn't even figure out seatbelts right, spared no expense my ass.

    • @ianinkster2261
      @ianinkster2261 Před 2 lety +1

      Synergy! Oh sorry, that's lesbians....

  • @RomaniaBlack
    @RomaniaBlack Před 2 lety +136

    "They're going to use human DNA!" So the studios DO watch RLM...

    • @vitorafmonteiro
      @vitorafmonteiro Před 2 lety +11

      As Mike and Rich commented once before, the filmmakers and show runners watch their stuff, and then use their "suggestions" they say as jokes mocking stupid modern studio thinking because they are too stupid to know they are mocking them with their "suggestions".

    • @rosebudbaxter4671
      @rosebudbaxter4671 Před 2 lety +5

      ROBO WOMAN. YESSS.....

    • @Guryguazu
      @Guryguazu Před 2 lety +1

      @@vitorafmonteiro when did they talked about that?

    • @vitorafmonteiro
      @vitorafmonteiro Před 2 lety +1

      @@Guryguazu I'm pretty sure they commented that on one of their post-"The Force Awakens" Star Wars sequel trilogy or Star Trek Discovery or Picard videos. If I got the time to watch any of those again soon, I'll tell you more precisely.

    • @DaddyDumptruckDeluxe
      @DaddyDumptruckDeluxe Před 2 lety +2

      One of the JP sequels had a human-dino concept that were going to explore further in the script. Why a dumb ass way to spend Hundreds. Of. *Millions.* Of. Dollars.

  • @Goldenspiderducck
    @Goldenspiderducck Před 2 lety +64

    “Ex-specially” - Michael Stoklasa, drunken Milwaukee resident and internet model

    • @CalamityCain
      @CalamityCain Před 2 lety +3

      I hear this from native speakers really, really often. What's up with that? Also "Ex cetera" 🤷‍♂️

    • @hanburgundy4317
      @hanburgundy4317 Před 2 lety +1

      @@CalamityCain
      The short version? People can't read.

    • @Tetragrammaton22
      @Tetragrammaton22 Před 2 lety +2

      Well Mike also says asterick instead of asterisk so we should set our expectations appropriately.

    • @CalamityCain
      @CalamityCain Před 2 lety

      @@Tetragrammaton22 Sometimes they even say Asterix. And I kind of love it.

  • @JM_-ix7yh
    @JM_-ix7yh Před 2 lety +451

    "How much do you think that giant pile of shit cost?" I thought this was a Jurassic Park commentary, not a Jurassic World one

    • @chanceneck8072
      @chanceneck8072 Před 2 lety +9

      Aw, snap!

    • @dbreiden83080
      @dbreiden83080 Před 2 lety +5

      Love Jurassic World.. And so did Mike...

    • @maxwellharris1434
      @maxwellharris1434 Před 2 lety +3

      Hiiyoooo

    • @OutFreak28
      @OutFreak28 Před 2 lety +5

      @@dbreiden83080 even Mike can't be perfect

    • @vincenthalfprice9930
      @vincenthalfprice9930 Před 2 lety +4

      Even Mike knew that Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom was a giant pile of shit. He’s made it past the final stage of grief, acceptance. He saw Jurassic World when he was still at the bargaining stage

  • @Asmallcorneroftheinternet
    @Asmallcorneroftheinternet Před 8 měsíci +43

    "This is what they used to call a movie. Now movies are giant noise festivals."
    -Mike Stoklasa

    • @Tom-qp6oh
      @Tom-qp6oh Před 4 měsíci

      Everyday ends with a noise festival!!!!

    • @Mephilis78
      @Mephilis78 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Now they are moopies

  • @Paraves426
    @Paraves426 Před 2 lety +52

    it genuinely makes me happy they love this film so much because it's one of my favourites

    • @lookoutforchris
      @lookoutforchris Před 2 lety +9

      I remember watching this in the theater as a kid and seeing my first n1p slip. Good times.

    • @mr.onethirtyeight5088
      @mr.onethirtyeight5088 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lookoutforchris - I'm extremely curious now ... What's the backstory of that glorious event?

    • @spillanegottleib1681
      @spillanegottleib1681 Před rokem

      They all agree it is a perfect movie, then proceed to indirectly point out that almost every minute of the movie itself is annoyingly idiotic.

    • @twistedoperator4422
      @twistedoperator4422 Před rokem +2

      It better be if you like movies

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran Před 10 měsíci +3

    "PF Changs"
    "Bowel Movement Changs"

  • @laughingBun
    @laughingBun Před 2 lety +194

    Jurassic Park is a heroes journey about parenthood. Grant has a feminine arc and Ellie has a masculine arch. This is why the beginning and ending shots are about the prospect of raising kids. Set against the backdrop of "creating life". It's an absolutely brilliant subtext.

    • @Mekasoundwave
      @Mekasoundwave Před 2 lety +82

      This is what they used to call a "movie".

    • @Paraves426
      @Paraves426 Před 2 lety +25

      some of them smell, babies smell!

    • @DrHeinzy
      @DrHeinzy Před 2 lety +44

      Ellie has a wonderful arc of complaining about men wanting to protect her, then letting men die in order to protect her followed by her running towards a man for protection.

    • @tomdrahos7739
      @tomdrahos7739 Před 2 lety +1

      Wow! Brilliant analysis!

    • @sharpaycutie2
      @sharpaycutie2 Před 2 lety +3

      ??????How is wanting kids Feminine 🧐🧐

  • @Rizon1985
    @Rizon1985 Před rokem +17

    Even the code Nedry was writing wasn't bullshit. It's actual pascal, he calls his routine that takes over the system "nedryland" and there are files explaining the procedure to check-in work and the deployment pipeline. Jurassic Park could have been saved if someone pressed the spacebar and tab keys at the same time on his computer is what the code implies.

  • @PainCausingSamurai
    @PainCausingSamurai Před 2 lety +60

    I have it in good authority that paleontologists actually love Jurassic park, because they loved it as kids and can laugh at it as adults

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 Před 2 lety +13

      Imagine all the kids who became paleontologists *because* of this film

  • @Tyler2k
    @Tyler2k Před 2 lety +74

    Good call by RLM on the "twist" of future Jurassic Park movies

    • @xen0bia
      @xen0bia Před 2 lety +17

      Isn't it depressing how easy it was to call, so predictable things have become?

    • @matiasmendoza9274
      @matiasmendoza9274 Před 2 lety +4

      They still haven't done the Human-Dino hybrid yet

  • @sergiomartinez5946
    @sergiomartinez5946 Před 2 lety +93

    Watching them talk about the "continuity errors" in the egg scene, looking more closely I realized that Spielberg couldn't have the shots he needed unless he moved the arm out of the way. In one shot the arm is gripping the egg, but the the next shot shows everyone crowding around looking at the egg from the opposite view. You couldn't show everyone around the egg with a giant robotic arm in the way of the camera which is why they had to move it. So yeah it's a "blatant" continuity error, but it has a purpose. One of the rules of editing is that "continuity doesn't matter" and for the most part it doesn't. Most people wouldn't notice unless they were looking closely. Not bashing the guys here, just pointing it out as a film making factoid :)

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 Před 2 lety +2

      Good point

    • @Conservative4
      @Conservative4 Před 2 lety +14

      I excuse it under a kind of movie story-telling necessity. When characters are wearing masks that cover their face, like space suits, the lights are often on the inside. No one would have lights on the inside of their space suit visor, or they couldn't see anything. But the *point* is that we see the actors faces so we can tell them apart and connect through their facial expressions. The movement of a single robot arm and egg is... nothing. It's even easily excused by an automated movement off camera. Why do people care? In the face of much stupider mistakes of other movies?

    • @Sahuagin
      @Sahuagin Před 2 lety +5

      I just see it as removing the mundanities of life. same way people don't need to use the bathroom unless it's plot-related, we don't need to see the employees move the robot arm out of the way to give a better view. there's a filter on what we're seeing that shows us the interesting bits without showing us the dull parts of everyday life.

    • @kilroy987
      @kilroy987 Před 2 lety

      I didn't even notice the missing arm.

    • @awandererfromys1680
      @awandererfromys1680 Před 2 lety +3

      It's not an continuity error. At 5:53 you can see the robot arm at the left, it's turned 180 degrees, that's all.

  • @joncoish
    @joncoish Před 2 lety +16

    I watched this movie as a kid in theatres and it just blew my mind. It's still one of my favorite movies of all time, just love it!

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 Před 2 lety +2

      I watched it as a 25 year old. A kid behind me started crying and he was saying he was scared. When the T Rex 1st showed up. I turned to him and, "If you think your alone in this your crazy."
      Snapped him out of it

  • @JPR3D
    @JPR3D Před 2 lety +22

    Watching this reminded me of how damn good the shot of the T-Rex throwing the Raptor into the bone sculpture is.

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 Před 2 lety +7

      With the epic music blaring and his primal roar that shakes the foundations

    • @actualturtle2421
      @actualturtle2421 Před 2 lety +2

      Honestly, it's so fuckin awesome.

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 Před 2 lety +4

      This bluray is still my go-to demo reel when folks wanna hear my rig

  • @SanjoyMukherjeesanjoymkj
    @SanjoyMukherjeesanjoymkj Před 2 lety +82

    "It thinks like a person too" - They predicted Intolerable Rex

  • @daffyphack
    @daffyphack Před 2 lety +49

    This was also the same summer as The Fugitive, which was a very different kind of blockbuster, but is also a pretty good example of a type of movie we just don't really see anymore.

    • @swandive828
      @swandive828 Před 2 lety

      No shit. I haven't seen a large box office returning thriller like fugitive since maybe gone baby? I dunno there's prolly been more but you're totally right.

    • @memento81
      @memento81 Před rokem +3

      @@swandive828 those were the typical mid-budget (40-100m) cinema movies. Those have died out a long time ago, when studios decided the return on invest is better with huge tentpole movies.

    • @LumpyAdams
      @LumpyAdams Před 11 měsíci

      Thank capeshit for that.

  • @SpawnRevenge92
    @SpawnRevenge92 Před rokem +12

    Rich was on the right track with the human DNA being part of the plot in the new ones, but he underestimated how dumb it would be.

  • @wentencel
    @wentencel Před 2 lety +42

    "sorry I got off track...how much do you think that pile of dino crap cost?" 🤣

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb Před 2 lety

      I can't believe they said it would be provided by the prop department. Surely it would be set dressing?

    • @natelax1367
      @natelax1367 Před 2 lety

      Is set dressing more of a background thing? I have no idea what I’m talking about btw

    • @polsdofer
      @polsdofer Před rokem

      Mike with the most monotone "it's mud Jay" 😂

  • @trevorgoodchild8266
    @trevorgoodchild8266 Před 2 lety +38

    I think they stopped making Jolt sometime in the 2000's when they realized five of them was enough to actually kill someone.

    • @ProjectRedfoot
      @ProjectRedfoot Před 2 lety +16

      *My body, my choice!*
      I demand 6packs of Jolt!

    • @p1ssedoffchristof48
      @p1ssedoffchristof48 Před 2 lety +8

      @@ProjectRedfoot 6 Jolts, more than enough to kill any thing that moves.

    • @electricfishfan7159
      @electricfishfan7159 Před rokem +1

      I JOLTED HIM SIX TIMES !

    • @cool3865
      @cool3865 Před 11 měsíci +1

      they brought it back but it has less caffeine

  • @jeffbebe5085
    @jeffbebe5085 Před 2 lety +6

    I agree 100% .. what a year for movies and the best year of my 55 year old life. I was working the 3 to 11 pm shift as plain clothes security at Tower records, west 4th street NYC and my great fantastic girlfriend at the time was a register girl at the same store. Our weekends days off were the same Mon and Tues. We had breakfast at the Waverly deli and then we went to a matinee for this film and had a complete blast. We were one of the 1st ones in and it got more and more crowded till you couldn't even stand and BOY the excitement. It was like an amusement park ride. Great movie, great time in the Village in NYC. Best days, best movies'. Oh ...we also seen the Eastwood classic Unforgiven around the same time. What a year for love and movies. Its all CGI dead now. Never will be the same. Play some songs and remember the great times and that's all you need. You can die in peace.

  • @irwinisidro
    @irwinisidro Před 2 lety +62

    The blu ray really shows how good the cinematography for this film, which I didn't think about whenever it's on TV growing up. Of all the JP/JW films, this is the best looking one. The newer JW films, although some scenes shot on 65mm film, just feels to artificial with the color grading.

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater Před 2 lety +13

      It's that damn blue color grading, funny because even the Jurassic World Evolution game uses it and it makes everything look so sterile.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb Před 2 lety +17

      Heavy-handed digital color grading has wrecked so many modern movies for me.

    • @hanburgundy4317
      @hanburgundy4317 Před 2 lety +6

      They need to abandon digital and go back to classic film and practical effects. "We need to cater to the younger generations" is bogus, as you'll see when you watch one of these Gen Z kids react to the movies _we_ grew up with and they herald them all as far better than anything made in the last twenty years.

    • @thisbubblygoodness7611
      @thisbubblygoodness7611 Před 2 lety +7

      @@SammEater dude, totally agree, i dislike the film production's choice to integrate this blue/ brushed steel colour choice
      and just Jurassic World's overall park design, going for the 'white futuristic sci-fi' look doesnt fit the theme of Dinosaurs at all, nowhere near Jurassic Park's 90s 'Safari' design

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater Před 2 lety +2

      @@thisbubblygoodness7611 Yeah, the classic look is much better, it feels more real with all the imperfections, Jurassic World design is way too clean even for a modern theme park. Glad the game also fixed that with the Return to Jurassic Park expansion that dropped that stupid color grading for a tone that close resembles the original movie.

  • @slappydoodle
    @slappydoodle Před 10 měsíci +6

    I saw this in theaters and when that 1st dinosaur came on screen on i believe it was a brontosaurus
    Took my 9 yr old breath away only to look over at my parents who had the same expressions on there faces
    It was truly amazing

  • @mckenzie.latham91
    @mckenzie.latham91 Před 2 lety +4

    i have to correct Jay here, the second film The lOST WORLD actually does treat the dinosaurs as animals even more so
    Sarah (Juliane Moores character) mentions that her objective is to prove the idea of the t-re being a rogue to be false and instead prove they are nurturing parents
    and the course of the movie shows the t-rex’s as parents looking out for their child, even the end scene with the male/father rampaging downtown san Francisco, is the fact they lure him back to the ship by using the t-rex infant
    and the whole theme of the that arc is the Rex is not some brute who abandons their offspring, but is a caring protective family unit
    the third movie kinds of drops that, but the lost world actually does treat the animals as animals and makes the point that the big carnivore species is actually a loving parental one who takes care of their kids.

    • @Dektoonics_inc.
      @Dektoonics_inc. Před rokem +2

      The raptors in JP3 were kinda like the rexes in TLW, only chasing to get their eggs back

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 Před 7 měsíci +2

      ​@@Dektoonics_inc.Yeah they stop being sociopathic killers and become Jurassic Liam neeson

  • @chanceneck8072
    @chanceneck8072 Před 2 lety +28

    10:54 For some reason, when this movie first came out, ALL of us thought, that tree, where Nedry wraps his cable around would actually turn out to be like a T-Rex´s leg or so....

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil Před 5 měsíci

      What? All of whom? No one thought that.

  • @OIFIIIOIF-VET
    @OIFIIIOIF-VET Před 2 lety +7

    Wayne Knight's character is dressed like every boy on the goonies.

  • @tprime2702
    @tprime2702 Před 2 lety +10

    Dobson! Dobson! We got Dobson here!
    See? Nobody cares...

  • @BradenENelson
    @BradenENelson Před 10 měsíci +3

    2:08 Jay's "the end of one era, the beginning of another" ... I like to include James Cameron's The Abyss and True Lies, and also The Fugitive.

    • @batastrophic9762
      @batastrophic9762 Před 6 měsíci

      Fuckin True Lies. Such a silly film, but god it's fun. Some of my favourite action scenes of all time and possibly my favourite movie line of all time... not "you're fired", but "no way, you wacko!" Classic. Also IMO an extremely underrated performance by Art Malik who plays "evil anti-American terrorist bastard from the Middle East you hate because he's bad" (they were all bad!) with unrivalled conviction and panache.
      For consideration for the list, can I suggest The 5th Element..?

  • @vincenthalfprice9930
    @vincenthalfprice9930 Před 2 lety +3

    Disappointed this abridged commentary didn’t include Rich Evans’ random aside about Stalin’s plans for human-monkey hybridization. That’s one of the funniest RLM bits I’ve ever heard

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates Před 2 lety +14

    7:00 let’s bring up that the great Dean Cundey did the cinematography for this. He did the cinematography for every John Carpenter film up to the 90’s.
    While I agree that *ID4* is when things took a turn for the worse, that and *The Matrix* are still top tier summer popcorn films for me.

  • @stevewirtes3848
    @stevewirtes3848 Před 2 lety +4

    Steven Wright has AWESOME commentary here!!!

  • @maggoli67
    @maggoli67 Před 2 lety +5

    1997: MIB, Starship Troopers, Anaconda, The relic...so much CG.

    • @hanburgundy4317
      @hanburgundy4317 Před 2 lety

      Starship Troopers is a banger, though.

    • @gatsbygoodwood2575
      @gatsbygoodwood2575 Před 2 lety +3

      Those first two you’ve listed are brilliant though!

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks Před 2 lety

      Anaconda is disqualified as a movie for featuring a slimy Jon Voight. Not to mention *after* the snake vomits him up.

  • @chanceneck8072
    @chanceneck8072 Před 2 lety +3

    Gotta admit: To me, the best scene of this film is still two people, sitting at a table, talking and eating ice cream...........

  • @attilabubby
    @attilabubby Před 2 lety +28

    7:45 Spielberg movies haven't yet been rebooted or remade, however the "Jurassic World" series has more in common with the previously mentioned Independence Day than any of the original Jurassic movies. The themes are shallow, the style is bland and formulaic, and it suffers from the same over-abundance of quips that plague other modern movies. Jurassic Park had some quips but I don't think the action or plot ever came to a complete stop in order to deliver a joke. That said, we did get the terrible Unix scene.

    • @superchroma
      @superchroma Před 2 lety +3

      I was really hoping that JW leaned into cynicism a bit more and tried to have a message, but it's just a loud and incoherent theme park ride.

    • @DeepEye1994
      @DeepEye1994 Před 2 lety +7

      Jurassic World is pretty much like Avatar. Sure, it made a shitton of money, but can anyone name me their favorite characters or quotes that arent super lame.
      Hollow cash grab

  • @zodden01
    @zodden01 Před 2 lety +6

    I saw this when it was released in theatres. I saw it at the legendary Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. So this was one of those movies that had tremendous hype going into it. I remember being blown away by this movie just past my teen years. What a ride, what a movie!

  • @momsberettas9576
    @momsberettas9576 Před 2 lety +128

    That story of the 18 year old girls in the theater makes me genuinely sad.

  • @MrJamesCleveland
    @MrJamesCleveland Před 2 lety +2

    What a movie. I was terrified those raptors would jump through my bedroom window.

  • @rusmaster200
    @rusmaster200 Před 2 lety +12

    when i first saw the title, i read "jurassic park cemetery" then i thought about a movie where dinosaurs are being buried in pet cemetery and coming back to life. that would be awesome.

  • @silverroddo1468
    @silverroddo1468 Před 2 lety +8

    I assumed McDonald’s Happy Meals were in those raptor transport cages, because the commercials, you see.

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets Před 2 lety +102

    Funny how they predicted Fallen Kingdom, that movie most likely stole Rich's ideas.

    • @AlienIOIandroktone
      @AlienIOIandroktone Před 2 lety

      Pretty sure human DNA was in the Jurassic world dinosaur too

    • @dash4800
      @dash4800 Před 2 lety +5

      I'm convinced studio execs just watch RLM and write down every bad idea they say, not understanding that they are mocking them.

    • @Negajoe
      @Negajoe Před 2 lety +5

      Even the idea of a black market >_

    • @robertodell9193
      @robertodell9193 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Negajoe You mean you DON'T buy your dinosaur assassins on the Black Market?

    • @MforMovesets
      @MforMovesets Před 2 lety

      @@AlienIOIandroktone No, Fallen Kingdom was the "next step". World didn't have that yet.

  • @ELEKTROSKANSEN
    @ELEKTROSKANSEN Před rokem +2

    0:42 |If you didn't know the movie was called Jurassic Park, you might not know what was in that crate" - I was 9 years old when my aunt took me to see JP, but only said it's a "movie about dinosaurs" and I was expecting some kind of feature-length documentary. When this opening scene played, I was sure we're still watching trailers and previews. Then the rest of the movie happened and I was traumatised for a few good weeks. I leved it, though.

  • @faildyke
    @faildyke Před rokem +2

    I love how mad Jay is about the neck-breaking dinosaur in Jurassic Park 3

  • @wmdtone
    @wmdtone Před 2 lety +1

    love these highlights, thanks for the upload.

  • @jasonpavlich8579
    @jasonpavlich8579 Před 2 lety

    You guys are a wonderwall of wonderful wonderment with mental wonders and wanderings without waiver...and it is ALWAYS an enjoyment. 😁👍✌❤🎥

  • @zolibako4816
    @zolibako4816 Před 2 lety

    You're spoiling us mate. Thanks for the upload

  • @MerickBJG
    @MerickBJG Před 2 lety

    I watched this movie so many times in theaters when I was a kid, and is what got me into reading when i saw there was a book

  • @PyrokineticFire1
    @PyrokineticFire1 Před 2 lety +20

    "I enjoyed watching tiny fleas, so I made the biggest fucking creatures ever!"
    makes sense

  • @loosenoose
    @loosenoose Před 2 lety +3

    6:40 when I was a kid, this was the scene that I would fast forward through. I had watched it several times as a kid and just really did not appreciate the writing here. I went back and watched the movie again as an adult a little while back, and this was my favorite scene in the movie.

  • @INSEIKYU01
    @INSEIKYU01 Před 10 měsíci

    Bless you RLM highlights because im too lazy to search for this on their site

  • @EmonWBKstudios
    @EmonWBKstudios Před rokem +2

    So, to answer Jay's question about the raptor that snaps Mr. Noodle's neck in JP3, if an animal wants you dead, it will kill you, then keep killing you until it realizes you're dead, 10mins after the fact. But also, we know that the raptors are intelligent so we can deduce that they figured out that snapping someone's neck is a quick way to kill prey without being injured since most animals don't want to get too roughed up in a hunt. I think the scene perfectly demonstrates that the raptors are animals while underlying how intelligent they are. Jp3 is a good film, I will hear no statements contrary to that.

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 Před rokem +2

      Jaguars specifically bite through their prey's skull to destroy the brain for an insta-kill.

  • @kurtdewittphoto
    @kurtdewittphoto Před 2 lety +3

    4:57 - That's my favorite comment from Mike during this whole commentary. Too funny.

  • @rodrikofharlaw6848
    @rodrikofharlaw6848 Před rokem +3

    I laughed so hard that when Rich missaid usurper I corrected him in my head and then Mike made sure and humiliated him for it for me.

  • @laural.enright4780
    @laural.enright4780 Před 2 lety +2

    I really enjoyed JP II. I think it had enough of the sentiment of the first (the awe of the beasts) to work. Ian Malcolm really gives it to John Hammond regarding his carelessness, yet he can't deny that the genie is out of the bottle at this point so he can't completely consider the animals as monsters, either. And when the T-Rex walks down the suburban street...well it kind of answers the question, "What might happen if a T-Rex got loose in a city."

  • @DrMurdercock
    @DrMurdercock Před 4 měsíci

    "This is boring" what?!!!
    I saw this in the theater as a kid and it blew our minds man

  • @euphan123
    @euphan123 Před 2 lety +2

    I love Carinsores!

  • @BboyCorrosive
    @BboyCorrosive Před 6 měsíci

    Saw the whole movie for the first time in easily 25 years a few weeks ago, at a movie theater as well. T rex roar was max nostalgia feels. Also underatood a lot more of the philosophical points.

  • @TheOddJuan
    @TheOddJuan Před 2 lety

    Keep em coming! Thanks!

  • @AICabal
    @AICabal Před 2 lety +1

    A classic movie.. i must give this a rewatch soon. I feel sorry for what the kids have to watch these days.

    • @gzz8551
      @gzz8551 Před 2 lety

      Fuck those kids. They don’t want movies like this.

  • @5wheels178
    @5wheels178 Před rokem +2

    The 'it's just an animal, it doesn't have an arc' argument does fall apart a bit with the T Rex showing up in the nick of time at the end there. Lol why would he be anywhere near the visitor centre when he could be chasing Gallimimus around the park

  • @phexus
    @phexus Před 2 lety +3

    5:10 - I love when Mike makes Rich laugh.

  • @Killloius
    @Killloius Před 2 lety

    Thank you for contributing to the community 🥊

  • @ptittannique5621
    @ptittannique5621 Před 10 měsíci +4

    I'm a palaeontologist, affiliated to a research institution that has a completely articulated "death-pose" giant carnivorous dinosaur as its logo.
    These DO occur! They are extremely rare, but they are out there...
    That said, I specialize in trying to wring out as much information from fragmentary isolated bones, so yes, that "Montana Badlands" scene certainly DOES make me throw up--explosively and uncontrollably--every single time I see it...

  • @AStateOfProgressive
    @AStateOfProgressive Před měsícem

    The trailer at the beginning where hammon is introduced is a sound stage. Its so much bigger than the outside shot.

  • @gingersasquatch94
    @gingersasquatch94 Před 11 měsíci +1

    "This is what they used to call a movie."
    My sides are in orbit.

  • @wo3701
    @wo3701 Před 2 lety +4

    13:53 Did Jay completely forget he made his "neck breaking" point earlier? Hahaha

    • @sebastianmanthey742
      @sebastianmanthey742 Před 2 lety +4

      to me it actually sounds like they used the same line from Jay twice :D

  • @Fork1
    @Fork1 Před 2 lety +1

    TBF, I think The Lost World still treats them as animals, but that movie is also directed by Spielberg!

  • @tomdrahos7739
    @tomdrahos7739 Před 2 lety +1

    Love the Dahmer reference, bit of Milwaukee humour there.

  • @DrThunder88
    @DrThunder88 Před 2 lety +5

    I feel like they kind of missed the point of the Petticoat Lane dialog, but, if they had been on the mark, it would have been a great riff!
    It also took me a minute to figure out the dinosaur confusion Jay and Rich had about JPIII. Jay was talking about the raptors going Agent 47 on Udeski, and Rich was thinking of the spinosaurus having a Nash Festival in its stomach. In any case the conversation highlighted the number of neck breakings in that movie, which I had never considered. Come to think of it, I think Billy is wearing a neck brace when they find him on the military chopper at the end!

  • @chanceneck8072
    @chanceneck8072 Před rokem +2

    12:31 my favorite scene of this ENTIRE franchise... 😍😍😭👍

  • @ratlordfx4219
    @ratlordfx4219 Před 2 lety +1

    you boys are doing gods work... makes me miss mst3k

  • @WIFFLEWAFFLE88
    @WIFFLEWAFFLE88 Před 2 lety +8

    Regarding snapping necks, it is something that many predators use to subdue their prey, similar to the use of snake venom. but the main examples I can think of are Cats and some lizards. Cats usually try to bite the back of the neck at least enough to paralyze the prey but some lizards, particularly monitors will try to break its preys neck.

    • @MrChickennugget360
      @MrChickennugget360 Před 2 lety

      of course the sequence he is referring to has a Raptor using a wounded human for bait then snapping the neck of the character and running away. This shows a level of intelligence way beyond animals.

  • @Colin-kh6kp
    @Colin-kh6kp Před 2 lety +2

    It always bothered me that no one touched the chilean sea bass that the chef prepared for them...

  • @SourPatchPuss
    @SourPatchPuss Před 2 lety +13

    Jays story about the two younger girls who were on their phones the whole time and then said “that was the most boring movie ever” is very familiar to me.
    I tried to get my younger sister to watch Inglorious Bastards when she was in high school because she was really interested in the Holocaust and WW2 at the time because of school… She made it maybe 45 minutes before she said this movie is boring and left. I dont think her head ever looked up from her phone the whole time. Soooo annoying.
    Now shes an adult and the other day I heard her telling my GF how Inglorious Bastards is one of her favorite movies. Im like… Excuse me b***h????

    • @mikesanders8621
      @mikesanders8621 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Don't try to teach teenagers to like the things you do. Oppositional defiance will win every time.

  • @martinlatour9311
    @martinlatour9311 Před 2 lety

    Favorite movie of all time

  • @lucamckenn5932
    @lucamckenn5932 Před 2 lety +13

    "Please! I hate this hacker bullcrap!" - Samuel Jackson.

  • @jonahthejedai4973
    @jonahthejedai4973 Před 2 lety +4

    The continuity errors are part of the story… a wonderful portrayal of the control slipping from them.

    • @michaelagius212
      @michaelagius212 Před 2 lety +3

      People really do sometimes be seeing patterns where they are none

    • @mousasha-
      @mousasha- Před 8 měsíci +1

      That's a fun way to look at it. Tbh despite how glaring of a continuity error it is, I'd literally never noticed it until watching this and I've seen the movie several times. You just get too engrossed by the hatching egg stuff, the dialogue, enjoying the baby dinosaur puppet/animatronic to realize the continuity is fucked. Great scene imo

  • @Tom_Van_Zandt
    @Tom_Van_Zandt Před 2 lety +2

    Jurassic Park and Terminator 2 are the 2 films I use as examples of how to use CGI minimally and effectively to support and compliment the story/narrative, instead of placing the emphasis on big and loud CG special effects to mask a horribly shallow story.

  • @daneast
    @daneast Před 2 lety

    The typical movie magic at the 2:00 mark. Standard 8 foot wide travel trailer (no slide outs back then), but when they go to the interior shot it's a good 14 feet in width.

  • @rewanthony8202
    @rewanthony8202 Před 2 lety

    When the Jolt Cola moment happened, and Jay said "Sorry to go off track...on a Jurassic Park commentary" - - *chefs finger kiss* - - I really hope he was alluding to the fact that that's what happens in the movie lol
    (8m20sec)

  • @kinghadbar
    @kinghadbar Před 2 lety +1

    My favorite commentary. Mike is so drunk.

  • @itziksamuha330
    @itziksamuha330 Před 2 lety

    I love how in the end they couldn’t find anything bad to say about the movie because it is so perfect.

  • @deadpoolguy283
    @deadpoolguy283 Před 2 lety +5

    I commented this under another video but Jay is a bit wrong: the window was supposed to come down but it wasnt supposed to break in half. People misunderstood Joseph Mazzello when he talked about it.

  • @odinsplaygrounds
    @odinsplaygrounds Před 2 lety +4

    Rich predicting the future like always.

  • @JumblyJumble
    @JumblyJumble Před 2 lety

    Thanks for making me look up Jolt soda.

  • @manlymcstud8588
    @manlymcstud8588 Před 2 lety

    good point about the end of one era and the beginning of another in movie quality. i don't know if that's true or not even if it only applies to summer blockbusters, but on the surface it sounds pretty legit.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Před 8 měsíci

      Put it this way, they wouldn't have made _Shawshank_ after 9/11.

  • @Yungbeck
    @Yungbeck Před 2 lety +2

    I like to think that Newman/Dennis Nedry is from the same universe as his Space Jam character and that he just got traded FROM THE RAPTORS. The Raptors...Thank you.

  • @A_Cattus
    @A_Cattus Před 2 lety +2

    The cgi in this movie looks better than the cgi in any of the prequels