Greatest Asian of ALL time! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 132
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- čas přidán 28. 06. 2024
- THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!!! This week the babes are waxing philosophical. You never step in the same river twice is the new motto. Sal is losing weight no ozempic tho! Super Hero movies are DEAD. Succession finale was FIRE FLAMES. Spending money is an addiction that you need to keep an eye on. We are what we spend on babes! Kids are addicted to their damn devices. Why does it feel like time speeds up as you get older? What would society be without money? Could you go back to the barter system and survive. Michael Jordan vs Lebron James who is the real GOAT?! Greatest Asian of ALL time is WHO? Chris was not made to wear hats. Insane and hilarious funeral service. Ever dial 911? Who the HELL wants a pet rabbit?!?! HEY BABE!
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00:00 Philosophical Chrissy
2:26 To Many Superheros
3:45 Succession Finale Babe Review
7:00 Spending Time Not Money!!
12:50 Modern Chrissy Philosophy
17:55 Time is Slow or Fast
19:50 Ari Shaffir Fish Story
24:02 Most Valuable Item
27:50 Lebron or Jordan
29:43 Door Dash and Babe Ads
33:30 Gatorade Butterfly Affect
35:48 Greatest Asian of ALL Time
42:38 Taxidermy Funeral
45:35 Better Help Babes
47:35 Chris Can’t Wear Hats
49:15 Ever Call 911?
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Pimp not bleeping the address is very pimp
How's the Intermittent Poverty™ going Chrissy?
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I thought Sal was going to cry even knowing Chris was joking 😂
I knew it!! As soon as I heard Chris starting to get serious, I knew we had reached the end of the episode!! 😂😂
Lol... classic... "and this has been Hey Babe".
Chrissy knows all about underspending when he's practicing poverty.
Aka joes daily life
Needed a good laugh thanks
Obviously it’s common knowledge that podcasters sit down and crank out multiple eps in a day but what I think is overlooked is the ability to bring interest and intensity to hour long conversations, stop, breathe, and do it all again. Keep up the great work babes, God Bless.
Obviously Kane Tanaka
OBVIOUSLY! 😂🙌
Obviously!!
Allegedly!!!!!
Rip 😢
@@H3H3HEE Following u
As soon as Chris started talking about the doctor, I checked the time and said, "This has been Hey Babe." 😆
Sal's take on the finally of Succession without giving it up was amazing!
I love how Sal conversates ALWAYS! I dont think there is many more people as comfortable to listen to. Just such a wholesome lovable babe!
I actually love this bloke! Even when he is on mad crazy offence on Taste Buds... I just love him more at those moments
But I would be remised if I didnt mention Chrissy! I am a long time Hyena fan with no fumes.... LOVE YOU ALL! You too Pimpy!
I too, am a fan of hyenas
"Everything has Beauty, but not everyone sees it."
- Chrissy Confucius
It’s funny that Chris figures out the basics of life and thinks he had a life changing experience lol
Right!!! Like welcome to us regular folk lives 😂😂
Lots of people never realize these things. I appreciate his earnestness.
More like, my kid is crying, that’s her communicating, she probably wants something, pooped, or is hungry 😂
you havent figured out eating in moderation.
the whole human experience is p much a series of learning the basics of life tho
The Yolannnnnnda Vega hand crank lottery machine really ties the set together
Hey babes ! The only thing getting me through this week are these two 🤪
Love ya
Have you tried hello fresh?
Time is one of the hardest realities that any of us have to deal with. Love you guys.
I need a Hey Babe intro to the tune of New Girl 🫣
That picture of Bobby Lee in the Thumbnail is *WILD!*
Hey Babe.
Adhd facts from sal is my therapy. You guys are hilarious but very insightful.
Sal originally said Musk and Chrissy thinking he said Mosque 🤣🤣
It was absolutely beautiful when Chrissy said "I know it's more money, it's lost time though." That's all I need to hear to know that he is Golden. Stay blessed! ✨❤️💫🙈🙉🙊
having everyone working together as a family is the most wholesome thing i've ever heard, now i'm tearing up
Chris is such a good dad
Chris is clearly starting to live like a poor man complaining about stacks of oats.
remember the episode a while back when Chris put on Sal's stupidly small hat he ordered online? that was the funniest shit ever
That lives rent free in my head 🔥
You 'member the episode of South Park about member berries called "Member Berries"? that was the funniest shit ever, 'member?
@@Zackaria_sMax I 'member
Chris" conversation transitions are incredible. Also, genuinely loved the LBJ/MJ talk
We all saw the end coming... But Sal's cheeky grin at the end topped it!
I LOVE YOU BABES! My fav pod!
Please somehow try to make a Australian tour. Just the 3 main east coast cities
Raymor and Flannagin 😂🎉 priceless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s always funny to me how this is a comedy podcast but Chris and Sal are Low key two of the actual wisest people I’ve ever heard speak but then also say the most atrocious things
The best way to describe Sal is " delightful". He's the best conversationalist in history.
How to give Sal a panic attack "death is not in the distant future. we are dying everyday. "
fav podcast ever but omg the background colors now make me so anxious 💀💀 they’re so jarring lmfao
When you listen to this podcast with headphones on, all you hear are sirens in the background. New York sounds like a wonderful place to live.
I became a Don Rickles fan only three years ago when I accidentally started binging his Carson appearances during the beginning of Covid. And even though I only started listening to him three years after he died, I still think its awesome that Sal really appreciated and valued his comedy.
It’s interesting how stories they’ve told on previous hey babe podcasts (such as Chris’s pet bunny story) change every time they tell them
why isn't pimp laughing so much in the latest episodes like he used to-so loved hearing his laugh
If you want Gatorade in a glass bottle, your gonna need to TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE!!!!!!
Hey Babe Sal Vulcano you are Best and Chris too Happy Thursday Babes
Chris looks like he’ll storm the capital with that hat.😂
Happy Babesday babes! Woke up at 3am for work and the only thing getting me through the day was knowing I had Chris and Sal to watch
I knew the "This has been Hey Babe" was coming up but I still was still holding back tears at the end there
Chris you're a wonderful father and you continue to improve and learn how to be better love ya babe
Poor Sal has amazing fish stories... Or fish tails
The poor fish that was cryogenically frozen :) HAHAHAHA
Cracking up at Sal almost having to piss but evaluating his sensation level and backing off the feels
Theres only so many times I can come to this channel to check for another video, thank fucking God.
Thanks for the hour escape
Same here I’m like, “I hope they posted an episode today” and they always do when I need it!!
I am genuinely loving the zen that Chris is bringing. You got this, young grasshopper
The great Robert E. Lee from Poway, CA of course.
There is something between Sal's concern with mortality and Chris' live in the moment philosophy.
Lately I've been touching base with childhood friends, and it is truly therapeutic to remind those old folks how much fun they were as kids..... Leaves me smiling.
It’s my hey babe and I need it now!
When Sal said, “he’s not real like the Easter bunny” baaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa😂
Star spangled banner the hey babe version needs to happen
1:02:34 One of my FAVORITE Impractical Jokers bits was Sal going around offering “loose candies” in the Mommy & Me painting class🤣
22:00 Ty Sal! I was worried I might have to come drop the Lawless on him.... Lalalalalalalala
I love when Chris is counting down the time with a story so interesting to end it with "And this has been hey babe" 😂😂😂😂
Bang on timing to lift my spirits 👏
Why did I think Anne Hathaway was going to answer 😩😂
Lol the end got me. Thank God you're okay, Chris
Hey Babes! You guys get me thru every day working from my home office. You guys have such a great connection. #brolove
Are we about to have another week of "Chris gives advice he himself follows for three weeks then quits"?
I wonder how his intermittent fasting is going 🤣🤣🤣
Chrissy D the type of guy to buy an AP Royal Oak (~40k), but also be concerned with the weekly oatmeal budget
Love waking up to a new episode❤
Chrissy's Adderall must've when off between shooting eps cause gahddamn sal couldn't get a word in. Chrissy cutoffs today😂😂😂
Love the Ryan holiday shoutout!! Always loved his writing
If you guys record back to back eps, Chris and Sal should just switch to the each others shirts and see if anyone notices 😂
Another quality sesh. Good job fellas.
Earliest I’ve ever been!!! I’m not getting notified when the Babes upload😭😭
Sal or anyone suffering from reading and retaining info due to ADHD. I was the same way for years, I would read and after about the second sentence I was still reading but thinking of something totally different and not even paying attention to what I read.
Thing that works for me, Put on some music and tap along with my fingers while reading. fixed my problem.
Sal thinks he's still gonna be a father someday but he's already terrified at the idea of having to be awake every morning at 5am and he can't even keep a fish alive 🥲
You had me at the end, I was actually worried for him for a minute hahah
I SCREAMED AT THE END😂😂
Lmfaooo that ending😂😂😂😂
Someone please tell Sal thank you. I know for a FACT, HE put that rear table leg DEAD CENTER on the paint line lmao my OCD appreciates it
“I wanna shee shum shexxx” - Chrissy D 😂😅
Had me damn near in tears at the end until you said "this has been hey babe"
I would have loved to watch succession finale with sal
We love Solstice in Alaska!!! Sun goes "down" at like 3am and comes back up at 5:00am. 🌞🌞🌞🌞
26:43 "You dont this flock of sheep?" ..SLIDES PIC
"How about me in kindergarten?" I had to pause to recover from laughing! :P :P
Best way to start the day.
Yassss
26:35 "Yea Yea, Bang!" lmfaooo!
😂 love the new intro lol Aliens blowing rings
Duuuuuude. That ending 😮😂
40:20 LMAO pimps chuckle , he knowsss
Gotta be the best "this has been Hey Babe" of all time
I didn't realize impractical jokers was on HBO max made my day being able to watch the new season hope they keep going
Sal killing the fish 😂💀
Damn I forgot today was hey baby, I’ll skip Chris. Hey sal, you killed it on Take your shoes off!
😂😂😂😂 Taxonomy is NOT taxidermy!!!! 😂😂😂
Omg, the Butterfly Effect 😂😂
The last month Chrissy has been obsessed with money, financial planning, spending. Getting a little redundant. I want the old Chrissy back
I agree
love the more serious episodes
I had an Ad for Dietz and Watson but it was also Chris😂
Chrissy has had a hat on twice on this podcast. This episode and the one where Sal had him try on that one child’s size hat 😂
Love these guys!, Poor Sal. The best way to rid yourself of the fear of dying is to listen to NDE stories. It helps you to understand that we are eternal and never actually cease to exist.
You have done the jingle!! Episode 55
I’m enjoying this new Chrissy Positives
18:13 My gran RIP... Summed this up for me when I was about 12. I was looking forward to getting something and it felt like forever...
She said that the older you get the more you have experienced things and are not waiting for them like you were when you could just get it now. BOOM!
I understood right away. My grandparents taught me a lot
OH SHIT! Pimpy just pulled up some crazy neuro shit!
The two of you both are so fucking great. I cannot tell you how much I love this podcast.
Hey babes
35:38 Chrissy talking about Clyde Drexler, made me feel like I was listening to History Hyenas all over again!!!! 🥹😭
As soon as Chrissy started talking about going to the doctor I knew what was happening 😂
21:46 😂😂 I’m in my late 30s & I’m still thinkin’ that I need to be rollin’ on dubs! 💪
Best intto ever🔥🔥🔥
Chrissy needs to take the older two kids to see the new Spider-Man and get over the hesitation.