Citizens Arrest Babe! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 38
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COME TO THE FIRST HEY BABE LIVE SHOW IN PA!!!
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Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
THE BABES ARE BACK TOGETHER THIS WEEK! YASSSS! We dive right back into Chris' story on the plane about an insane passenger who won't put on a mask. The babes then talk about a kid who had a mental break down on a Frontier flight and the flight attendants duct taped him to his chair. Why do people freak out on planes? Let's bring back tar and feathering people. Is it legal to rip up money? What is a citizens arrest? Should the babes make a citizens arrest? Chris and Homelesspimp were part of a citizens arrest at a Brendan Schaub comedy show in LA. Someone broke into Schaub's greenroom! Sal talks about how people got arrested at an Impractical Jokers live show. Sal finally gets back to his story about partying with Woody Harrelson, Owen Wilson, and Willie Nelson. SHOUT OUT THE UK! Sal want's to get a panic room. Sal admits him and the jokers wanted to start a content house in 2003. We find out Chris loves goth music and used to dress like Riff Raff. Come see the babes LIVE in PA!
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Need a Hey Babe tour called âBabez II Menâ immediately
Hey Babes II Men
The âBabez are Men IIâ tour
Babes II Theys
With a V.I.P.P. section lol đ
iâve never agreed with an idea more
Best line of the pod: âShout out old forms of torture.â đ
We know youre watching
I jus knew Chrissy said this then boom my balls were blown off đ
"*My NuRpLEs*"
Big merch ideas
Sal saying, he took out his penis, in disbelief was what got me.
Citizens arrests would be a perfect bit for impractical jokers
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Yes! đ
That might get violent fast lol people are nuts
@@colinmurphy1421 not if Sal skips in making siren noises.
33:48 a whole pillow corner is pointing at sal and Iâm worried for him
i think about this every time i see the pillows move slightly towards him
Pimps laugh is an automatic serotonin boost đ
YASSSSS
I was going to comment the exact opposite đŹ. I thought it was getting a little obnoxious this episode
I thought I was the only one đ
@@bradysundheim Life lesson for others reading this, most people who find laughs annoying have fake laughs.
@@juliotorres3147 lmao what.. What studies proved that? Or that's just your opinion
Pimp is getting so dang ballsy lately. Heâs speaking out and butting inâŠAnd I love it.
Shout out Pimp. Shout out all pimps everywhere.
@@laineydiamond shout out pimps and women everywhere. Shout out money. I would be remiss if I didn't give a quick shout out to Tom Brady
@@laineydiamond lol
@@laineydiamond Shout out all the guys and gals making that dough staying on that grind đŻđ„
Shout out prostitution
@@laineydiamond pimps provide
Pimp's voice doesn't match his face. He looks like a big old grizzly bear but has the voice of a high schooler and I just can't get my head round this.
Same exact thought since I saw him the first time.
Lol shout out pimp!
I know, I was expecting a very typical skinny Jewish man
Pimp is a rainbow of personality. Shout out pimp. And Tom Brady
Where did you see his face @tracy varndell
Got me calling my homies babes while weâre smoking a blunt âŠ
Lol literally
Yoooooo I thought I was the only one calling homies babes lmao
Do they think your an FF?!
Just in the FOG, babe
I'm sure they like it
âI donât care what mixed art I know-â Sal đ
âWas he trying to rob material?â
The flight attendant babes have been un-suspended and are getting their full pay now đ„ł
Thank goshness. Was going to have to purp sum nurps otherwise.
they were on paid leave I think
Yaaaas babe!!!
Sal: "Was this guy trying to like rob material?" đ
From Brenden I doubt it. He has none
Meta!
Love how they glossed over Chrissy saying âI love getting peggedâ lmao
Omg I missed that lmao
The fact their are nasty mfs like this in the world is extremely disturbing đł
I did a citizen arrest once with my friends because we were hanging outside my friends house in till his neighbor comes out and said if you hear me screaming call the cops, so we kinda got weirded out when she said that but like 5 min later you could just hear her screaming like if she was getting beat up by her husband so me an my friend kicked the door down and got her husband on the ground and called the police.
@@Anonymous_one_ I mean the lady was thankfull we broke in he left her with a busted lip and a black eye and yeah he could've and we were only 15 at the time so we weren't thinking and it was like 7 of us
@@Anonymous_one_ and it was during a quincenera practice đ€Łđ€Ł
Wow you could have literally saved her life, shout out to 15 year old you đ
@@forwunday8351 it wasn't just me but yeah maybe
@@forwunday8351 shout out all 15 year oldsđ€Łđ€Ł no that don't sound right lol
Picture Prince Herb doing a citizens arrest on someone..."hey babe, c'mon, I'm taking you downtown"
Sounds like an episode of Reno 911. The suspect would escape on roller skates.
Sal's hairline in literally insane. genes are high and tight
heâs literally so beautiful haha
Shout out Sals hairline
Good morning Julia
The irony of this man yelling about his family being rich but heâs flying frontier đ€Ą
In coach no lessâŠ
nevermind frontier hes flying coach lmao
My thoughts exactly
Commercial in general.... đ
@@briangalloway3684 nah, commercial is fine. Itâs coach for mister rich is whatâs goofy lol
We need a 3rd camera to get pimpy on the pod so we can see the fit.
Yes! The PIMP CAM lmaoo
The corduroy pants will impress EVERY. TIME.
I would 100% watch any of the show ideas these guys pitched. Anything Sal is involved in, especially with Chris, has my immediate attention.
Waited patiently for the babes
SAME
Thursdayâs for the babes
20:30 Chris describing a citizens arrest to sal is hilarious
Does anyone else remember the episode of jokers where Q tore a $20 bill in half? Lol
"What sucks more than a purple nurple?"
-Chrissy Chaos 2021
@Bryce Melanson Shout out Bryce! Who is definitely fun at parties!
Clip it!!đ€
When Sal says frivolity đ The level of humor is subtle yet amazing! Iâd die to chat with these two đ
I needed to hear the phrase âpurple nirplesâ today lmao
>Chrissie mirandizing an impractical jokers fan while Pimp films
Tarred and Feathered also caused permanent skin damage when the person would eventually try to scrub off the tar. The idea was to permanently scar someone so they would be recognized as a pariah in the community at a glance.
Username checks out
Grim
I thought they just died đł
Wouldnât it leave really bad burns?
"you should absolutely arrest her, teach her young!" this is gold
25:44
Sal very eager: âMore piss, tell me itâs more pissâ
My favorite podcast of all time.
Just wanted to give a HUGE shoutout to Tom Brady and the Tampa Bay Buccs, what an accomplishment winning a Super Bowl, AT THEIR OWN STADIUM. But of course, I also have to give a shout out to Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs. They're a young team and I know they have such a bright future ahead of them
@@PearlDrumsHead was just trying to play along :/
@@PearlDrumsHead I think it is 100% the babes place if Chrissy and Sally missed it! Iâd be remiss if I didnât mention Patrick Mahomes. Kids got a bright future for sure!
Imagine being one of those people tryinna come in and ruin this well deserved shoutout. Totally not Babe vibes, babe. Also shoutout Brendan Peter Schaub for saving those kids.
@@basketkaes is it a rule that if the king babes give Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes a shoutout, that we can't also give them a shoutout? I'm just confused by all the hate :/
@@tomseagal8950 Us Babes stick together and Us Babes shoutout Tom Brady and The Tampa Bay Buccs every chance we get. No hate here
Chris holds his mic like a true BABE YASSS
I am a therapist and my company works with alot of airlines and we get calls ALL THE TIME from flight attendants and pilots who have the worst in air stories!!! I commend them all for the job they do!
"Not a box big enough to fit all of sals meat.." haha crissy does the best ad reads in the game!! we need more Eddie add reads
âYouâre not the queenâ
âI am a queen!â
đ€Łđđ these two are my favorites
I like to think that Sal's starbucks in a house memory is from D'Elia's bit about a racist starbucks in his house lmao
Iâm glad somebody was on the same wavelength as me
dude I thought the same thing lmao
Can they induct Chris into the impractical jokers as a true 5th member!
Isn't Fatone kind of like the honorary 5th? Would be fun to see Chrissy pop in on an episode and do a similar sub-in for Sal, though.
@@Winterfre5h haha yeah Fatone comes through sometimes! They can name the episode "Hey Babe"
@@Winterfre5h that guy doesn't hold a candle comedically speaking.
Chrissy " Go up to her and say Hey Babe!!!"
the sheer shock when Sal said "how do you know about Panic! at the Disco?" is hysterical
The whole panic bit made me die laughing and how they kept circling back. But imagine Chrissy disco just rocking out to I Write Sins Not Tragedies đđ€đ»đ
14:11 shout out to pimp for the zoom in on âsubdue youâ that shit makes the pod so damn funny I howled đ
Love you guys!! Best part of my Thursday
Them doing the citizen's arrest bit was hilariousđđ
I think I just fell further in love with Chris after he revealed more of his music taste
It has been six months⊠AND THEY ARE STILL BRINGING UP THE SUPERBOWL. how can u not be impressed by commitment to the jokeđđŸ
"You had corn rows and listen to Whitney Houston" - Pimpyđđđđđđđđ
Thank you Chris, Sal and Joe, for being gentlemen and NOT burping in the mike. You have no idea how Bobby Kelly sounds on my earbuds...BUUUURP UGH LOL You three are awesomeđ„
The bar is low
babes i wonât be able to make it to the live show due to some financial reasons but i hope you know i will be letting my hair down in spirit god bless babes
I finally watched all the Hey babe episodes, I was having a meltdown until today
This episode was bananas! H E Y B A B E
Had that shit stuck in my head for days after that episode lmao
I hate that shit lmao
Nobody:
Chris: âAnd shout out Tom Brady and Buccaneers for winning the Super Bowlâ đđđ
My grandpa got arrested today!
Not citizens though, Cardiac
Noooo đ±
Yaaasssss babes!!! Always making my Thursdays better đ„°đ. ESP today ⊠really needed a distraction from missing my dad đ so thanks for the laughs đđ
Got ticky wickys to see Chris in December in Phoenix. Can't wait babe!!
Sal has stunning eyes đ btw
âI donât care what mixed arts I knowâ đđđđđ
All the way through Salâs Woody Harrelson story I was waiting on âand this has been Hey Babeâ đ
This podcast is my happy place!đ
Samesies
If Chris and Sal come to London with Joe DeRosa they can call it "Babe: Pig in the City"
Tasty babes!!
Hey babes
the bit where chrissy is talking ahout having his hair in braids and then pimp asking him if he still listened to Whitney houston and then the burst of laughter that happened after that KILLED me
Best birthday present ever! Thanks babes!
yâall are my babes! love u guys
This man really just called Panic! at the Disco an indie band
Thatâs what they are?
Love panic! But even Brendan would love to be called indie
Who?
Was dyinggg, maybe they were indie in 2006đ€Ł
This podcast makes my day ever Thursday đ
Best day of the week! Thursdays are for the babes!
First time watching with video, I didnât realize these were edited so well!!
The babes are back in town, the babes are back in town!
You Both Are The Best!!! Love The Cast!
My last BBO (Balls Blown Off) moment was a few days ago I got suprise birthday tickets to see the Impractical Jokers in Kansas City this December on my actual birthday December 18th! I cant wait!
This is one of the best so far no question
I'm probably alone here, but in my opinion "what happened to all the urine" is a banger shirt idea. 17:43
I second that!! đ€Łđ€Ł
â itâs like shooting burglars in a panic room â hahahaha had me dieing Chrissy
FINALLY ! been waiting for a new heybabe episode. YAY.
Thanks Babes!đđčđđđ I'm binging in reverse, it's fun!
Why am I not surprised that Chrissy used to have cornrows in high school
The funniest image ever
Never made a citizens arrest but I'll never forget the scene from "The Burbs" starting Tom Hanks yelling CITIZENS ARREST... CITIZENS ARREST
Omg anytime anyone says it that's all I hear too! The klopeks guy he arrested lol đ
Thursdays are for the babes! Best podcast network ever!!!
First 2 mins in an Iâm already laughing my ass offđ I LOVE U CUTE BABES SMđ
homeless pimp my favorite secret cohost every week
LOVE YA BABE
Sal babe, I'm a British native, I think I speak for us all when I say, we have no idea what the weather is doing either đ€Ł
Chris sayin Brendan Schaub is a good comedian is The biggest lie in Hey Babe history đ
I am SO glad this podcast fucking exists. Sal was already a gem on IJâs but good god, his sense of humor REALLY shows on this podcast!!! Iâve been a HUGE fan of Chrisâ for many years!! I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS PODCAST FUCKKKKK!! đđđđđ„łđ€©
Skip ad read---> 23:27
Skip 2nd ad read--> 48:29
Also the pod basically ends at 1:02:50 as the remaining time is all tour dates
We thank you for your hard work
I hope you know that you missed the cutest ending Eder babe, shmđđ
@@mylifeinaburger9556 Chris climbing up next to Sal to say "this has been hey babe" is the "cutest ending Eder"? I'm assuming u meant ever but na i stand by my statement. Save yourself the couple minutes babes n just end it at the timestamp. Good day
@@guyledouche6039 yikes babe. Alright, hop around the podcast ig
@@mylifeinaburger9556 no hoppin around here babe. Just out to save people 15 minutes of their day. Also u can save 15% or more by switching to geico but sadly I don't have a promo code so I don't get a cut. Yikes I've become what I'm out to skip! Ahhhhh
i would LOVE a live podcast!!! please do one!
Okay so these guys got me pretty good I thought I was watching an episode Iâve already seen every time they talking about Tom Brady n the super bowl. I be double checking the title and normally I switch videos cause they tricked me so well
Bert Kreischer has absolutely said âdo you know who I amâ before. He probably says it once a month to somebody.
(I) am so over Bert đ
Probably to his wife and daughters when they're not listening to him, which is often.
I havenât committed a citizens arrest but I have been citizens arrested before. When I was like 15 years old me and my buddy thought it would be a cool idea to walk through the neighborhood and smoke a joint and we were cutting through a neighborhood and some older guys they were probably like in their 30s stopped us and weâre like excuse me what do you think youâre doing are you smoking marijuana you need a hand it over right now we are going to citizens arrest you. Looking back now I can see that it it was an excuse for some older guys to get a free joint off us đ€Ł
Omg been waiting for this cuz... my life has no meaning without the babes and tastebuds.
haha i love Sal at the end of the upstart commercial
I RAN to the comments when sal was surprised that chris knew PATD đ literally such a famous band even if you didnât have an âemoâ phase
đ€Łđ€Ł Shout out old forms of torture đ€Łđ€Ł
This was hands down the most "high brow" episode of the pod so far đ
Pillow points turned in, like a boss
Chrissy saying he loves MCR warms my little black heart so much lol
Iâm gonna flex and break out đđđ
Thank gawd it's Thursday with the babes!!!!!
Favorite part babes "was this guy trying to steal material?" "Gimme your jokes!" đ€Łđ€Ł Sally Babe and Homeless pimp
Chrissy Cornrows đ€Ł bring him back!
SALS RAGE IN THE UPSTART AD đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Did you know there's a nail shop in Denver called "Hey Babe, Nice Nails"??? I fantasize about you two going there for a mani/pedi.
They should for sure do citizen's arrest for the patreon
Were here for it babes!