Ricky Gervais' Funniest Best Friend Stories | Universal Comedy
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- From a job interview gone wrong to terribly timed jokes, Ricky Gervais and his mates have the best stories!
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When the crab was let out of the beer , he was totally pissed, he started walking forwards ! 🤔🤣🤣🤣
That was possibly the most inappropriate joke I've ever heard! 😂😂
BARILOCHE USHUAIA
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Best Joke ever! "...well make something up!". LOL
Ricky just pulls you out of your comfort zone, instantly. 😂
I absolutely want to meet him and his partner 😂😂😂😂I reckon I could become one of their closest friends 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤for sure....my friends are hilarious too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂omg too funny 😂😂😂😂😂they keep me sane 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Into my comfort zone. So much better than the news.
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@@evaklum8974 ok....
Ok I still would have hit that interview, and got the job.
"Sir I think it's obvious I'm the type who completes a task despite any unexpected problems."
Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg omg I'm horrified...I can't unhear any of this 😮😮😮😮😮😮
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Yes he completes that task often, welcome to Wolf-9463 Inc.
Absolutely love Ricky Gervais, still got the balls to tell it like it is!
Loved the very last word of this sketch 😂 almost like he was talking to me!
BARILOCHE USHUAIA
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Ricky always makes something up to make me laugh :D
Says it as it is! Comedy GOLD 🏆
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A perfect lesson on how to keep a straight face.... 😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
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The greatest comedian ever.
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I love Ricky. He’s ace ❤
First heard of Ricky G about the Golden Globes. The boy has kojones. Hollyweird deserved it. He has the most artfull grasp of irony of all time. What we love about British humor. Thanks Ricky!
BARILOCHE USHUAIA
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He's the best!!!!
😂😂FUNNY MAN EVEN WHEN HES NOT PERFORMING 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I love his humor😊!
Makes me want to wack of furiously
*humour
*off
@@markfox1545 *both are correct
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BARILOCHE USHUAIA
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I can't believe I laughed at the joke of the little girl telling her dad about the play ground
Why not? It's funny. On a technical level. You should be worried if that joke did not make you laugh at least a bit. Because that would mean that you did not feel the horror at the set-up.
Just brilliant.
I looove Ricky 😂
Streaky?!?? haha! so true :)
The mum leaving tea gag did the rounds in the early 80s
Same as the 'shat himself' gag. I recall Spike Milligan telling it on Wogan.
Yep. Heard that it school
Another not so original 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wasn't that his point about urban myths though, people telling the stories and claiming it happened to them or someone they know?
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Derek…dad scene…only time I’ve ever cried in my life.
I reckon I had a sook every episode.
Ricky is pure gold, obviously❤Greetings from a polishborn girl living in comedy-and irony- free germany😶🌫️
Germany used to be funny and a lot of other things and then it got wrecked by its government. Declining societies are not in the best mood
That's not true, Olaf Schultz is the funniest man alive! "Zee Germans vere liberated Von zee Nazi's" like they didn't even have 12 year olds in the front line!🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Did someone force you to move to Germany?
@@zendakk Indeed!
@@zendakk birth kinda did but since I'm not a tree I left you knuckleheads
Top drawer😂😂
True stories too.
I think he is great, 😂😂 proper makes my day
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Thank you Ricky. It's nice to have something to laugh about.
Oldies but still funny.
È un cazzo di genio 😊
In the first clip his suit looks like he's wearing a costume that looks like Ricky Gervais.
Make something up hahahahaha
William Shakespeare, Dickins, THE OFFICE.
Sessions…
Dickins is overrated.
@@PKWeaver74 I prefer a Chaucer
@@PKWeaver74 you think? I believe that if you read what Bill Shakespeare wrote & what Charlie Dickens wrote you know all there is to know about people ...
@@anneroy4560 It was a joke! I was elevating The Office even further by eliminating one of the other two, which I picked at random. Sorry it didn't land!
"......make something up....OMG!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He does say the story was told to him.
And ye I fancy him too
👌😂😁
This is why i like to smoke a little.
Sick
Well that is so similar. A young kid at a workman’s club with head down on a Sunday in a state. Eventually prized for him, he was having a danger wank ( quick one with risk of being discovered) his mum was bringing him a cup of tea. Opened his eyes tea on bedside table. He was so embarrassed. We just said mum would be proud of him clearing his tubes for kids later, building himself up like.😂
good
Happened to me when I was 14 beating away with my headphones on and after I finished a nice cup of tea next to my bed...
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“Make something up.” AHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHA
😂😂😂😂
The old man cooked the bacon so his dog doesn't get used to raw meat. There's a risk he might eat his balls one day.
what is the name of the full show from the first clip?
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅🤣🤣
Medicine
😂😂😂excellent 😂😅
Just finished Derek. I did a marathon 😂 your brill
*you're. The contraction of you are. It's really not difficult.
😂 what's the pension scheme like
You can't cancel this man because neither he nor his fans care a * about wokeness.
When they can’t cancel a person though they go after the venue. Plenty venues have decided to cancel a show because the performer has said something to offend a snowflake and then the woke brigade have started a vendetta against anyone that accepts a booking… the world is doomed.
😂😂
Omg omg .....as you hear more you can't unhear this.......
Considering to be woke means to be aware of injustices within society such as racism, then I would have thought Ricky and his audience probably are woke.
As opposed to the political-right hijacking the word to bandy around to mean anything, yet be stumped when asked to define it........And what was wrong with politically correct anyway, that it had to be replaced with a word now wrongly being used?
@@smitcherwait until the cancellation effects their bottom line. Peoples fake virtue won’t trump their love of money.
It starts 6:29
No that's not Spike Milligan's joke and that one about the crab isn't your dad's joke - they're all just very old, public domain jokes.
Remind me not to drink will watching this guy. I had a mouth full of Diet Coke during a punch line.
I’m wearing Diet Coke now.
😆 it was a jacket
This is the stuff he used to say to karl.
I have to point out that if i ever did feel the urge to wrap any part of my anatomy in bacon, streaky or other, cooked or raw, i feel that some preservation instinct would kick in when faced with any form of carnivore.
That shitting himself story was first told by Spike Milligan in 1980 on Parkinson.
you keep feeding me im on all night....
kinda like chicken
Great
Hates people stealing his jokes but the Millets/Levis 36 is straight from Spike Milligan. Come on Ricky you are better than that.
And the "make something up" joke was stolen from Jim Davidson
He passed neither of those jokes off as his own.
He told stories that were his own experiences, involving either telling or being told the jokes or stories, which in the case of the latter he even touched on the subject of urban myths.
@@seanscanlon9067 His own experience? Of another comedian's set?
@@PompeyKilla No, his own experiences of telling a joke at a dinner party and the reaction it got, and being told an urban myth by a friend who claimed it happened to his brother. Neither of which he is claiming as his own original joke or story.
It is like if he told a story about a funny incident involving a personal experience about singing happy birthday, it would not really be him claiming he was the originator of the song happy birthday.
the litle girl one was dark 🤣🤣
i was on the train home from london with drunk bankers. one shat themselves and went to the toilet and threw his trousers and pants out the window.... hmmm. his suit jacket wasn't very long!
Mike Brewer
I was due to be at my best friend's wedding, 100 miles away.
So I grabbed my suit out of the wardrobe, shoved it in a bag with some other clothes, and took off
When I got to my friends house and changed, I found my ''suit'' was just my jacket!
My father, had decided to put the trousers onto a separate hanger with my other trousers.
My leather motorcycle jeans were not really suitable, but luckily, I was able to borrow a pair of trousers from my mates brother.
Thing was, they were a totally different colour!
Thanks Dad!
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Well that's just normal lol. I would never put on suit pants, looks way better with suit jacket and jeans
@@SetiSupreme
NOT in 1960's
You need to move out of mommy's and daddy's house. Why on earth are you still there if you're old enough to have friends getting married?!😅😅😅
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R Sole!
This was over 60 years ago, I was in the military, and some of my civilian clothes were stored in my father's house, which was on route.
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I've always hated wearing suits, they are just not my character at all.
In fact, so much so, I may declare right here and now, I will never wear one again.
Dogs get worms if they eat raw pigs. :)
I have no idea why, but I have questions about the bacon…😂
I wouldn’t be wondering if the dog was fussy that he had to cook the bacon first. I’d be wondering why he would want to rub hot bacon on his balls 😂 Wouldn’t that burn?! 😂
Spike Milligan joke?
U should read the 14 volumes not sure exacting how many mahatma gandhis autobiography like a holy book❤❤🎉🎉
The story he told about the bloke who shat himself is literally stolen from Spike Milligan on Parkingson 43 years ago.
If it's that old it's public domain lol
He told the dog and bacon joke on the 11 o’clock show years ago. Back in the 90’s
@@Daniel-xl2qu I’m not watching it 😂
It’s from 2003. I was on the tour. What’s your point? 😂
@@Daniel-xl2qu relax? I am. I’m baked and enjoying the second day of 3 months of summer vacation, in the sunshine, lakeside in Russia 😂 I’m a teacher. You should’ve thought “relax” after reading my original comment. Truly, what was your point?
@@Daniel-xl2qu I’m not Russian 😂
If you are Ukrainian, then you shouldn’t have encouraged and unleashed your fascists/ultranationalists to murder your own citizens. I lived in ukraine. Putin is doing the world a favour.
Why's his suit 3 sizes too large?
Black humour 😂😂😂😂
The diarrhoea/ denim jacket joke was stolen from Spike Milligan. Milligan told this story back in the 70s. The only difference is in the Milligan joke the denim jacket is a woolly jumper.
So the guy that shat himself was wearing woolly pants?
Did the guy cut the corners off a paper carrier bag? Because I'm pretty sure that would rip unless you got the sizes right the first go and don't think they had plastic carrier bags in the 70s.
@@headmondronary2127 It was never about a carrier bag. Milligan's friend had to put the sweater on like a pair of trousers, guess where his tackle was hanging out.
The video may still be hanging around. He told the story on some chat show, Parkinson, or some such. Anyhow, don't have a go at me because your comedy hero ripped a story off from Spike Milligan.
@@headmondronary2127 they did have plastic carrier bags in 1970s
Peter sellers did it on the Parkinson show..
I thought he cooked the bacon so he could eat it straight after.
The joke about the guy who shat himself is an old Spike Milligan joke. I love Ricky but Spike’s version is better
I love Ricky, but that first joke about the guy wanking in his room and his mum put tea and biscuits by his bed is a well old joke.. god I heard that when I was 12 , and I’m 44 now… so it’s not really his own material. But.. I still bloody love him
He's not passing it off as his own though. He starts off by saying that this is an urban myth.
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the story of the bloke who shat himself is stolen from spike Milligan, who told it on Parkinson in 1980.
I heard the train/jeans story in the 70's
I do actually know the man from the jeans and jacket myth. Edinburgh. 45 years ago. Before Spike Milligan robbed it in the late eighties or now Ricky is filching it . If the original man could have patented his story years ago, he’d be laughing…😆
Neither robbed it and Spike told it when saying it was a true story when on the subject of truth being stranger than fiction, and Rick's it was about urban myths yet people claim it happened to them or someone they know.
Ricky said here that his friend told the jeans/jacket story to him and that it happened to the friend's brother.
Rob Newman said this 20/30 years ago?
source?
Shitty trousers joke was Spike Milligan in the early eighties,
This is from 2004
@@duffymoonyHe had mentioned this on xfm before the stand up
Missed out the best one about the boy in his class at School who had Tourette's...
not that one!
Weird innit.
umm yeah... not pisswater though
The other way round is worse…
dude spike milligan told the same story
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either ricky ripped it off or his friend did
Stealing Spikes anecdotes. Naughty man.
Spike Milligan told the diarrohea joke many, many years ago..only it was a ladies pink cardingan..
I am deeply offended!
wtf kind of mother goes into the room..!?
Please remove the sound effect at the end, it's bloody awful
Racky gizzface
That wank joke is ancient proving hes a rip off artist
All jokes have been previously told.
@@JoeStanek-vu7rl not by ppl earning money for "new" material.
not funny
Very surprised he finds cruelty to crabs funny
Heard a version of the same joke by Spike Milligan ,still good though. I think Ricky is great but why does he always wear clothes that don't fit him? He should take somebody with him when he shops.
VERY OLD JOKE.
He better repent for making fun and mocking Jesus Christ.
Your jesus christ is so weak he cant stand up for himself?
I dont agree with that in the churchplace
Funny...how God is supposedly the creator of the entire universe and the whole of eternity. And yet his son on Earth would be upset by a man from the UK making a joke.
@@danjames4086 God will Judge every one of us in the end. "It is appointed a man once to die then comes the judgement"
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He doesn’t believe. That’s his choice. Go Ricky
LOOOVE YOU RICKY.
PEACE FROM REPUBLICAN DENMARK.
GO TRUMP 🇩🇰🎈
The most shameful thing is his mate still lives with his mum.
When you say "this mate," you indicate yourself.
the good old tea and cake story. Was shite in 1972 and it's shite now.