We Break 9 Different Guinness World Records & Creator Clash Announced RIP AB - Off The Rails #58
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00:00 Intro
4:30 Adin Ross visit
10:50 Allowing clip channels
19:20 Breaking Guinness world records
1:35:10 "i used to work with Ethan"
1:57:50 Nikocado Avocado beef
2:29:00 Justin Roiland
2:34:35 AB vs Dad fight - Zábava
Dan scolding Ethan to not talk about people's buttholes has me wheezing lmao
I was choking at it the whole time, but around 2:19:50 I've lost it out loud
Dan's a good man
I replayed it at least 5 times 😂
Right?! Omg
Nik sitting there on purpose with his tummy out and legs open while asking for us not to talk about his body seems ironic.
Damn they broke the world record for most world records broken during the live broadcasting of a comedy podcast in california.
So technicaly they beat 6 world records?
They could’ve beaten every single one if they did it like Rocco. He films every attempt until one is good enough to upload, it’s the Dude Perfect Way
@@CantTellYou Yup lol. The fact they beat as many as they did while only giving themselves a few tries live on teh show is far more impressive than what the weird italian guy does.
@@nunyabusiness9056 no need to be rude about the poor guy though (calling him weird)
@@vesper7750 He'll be fine.
Not Ethan bleaching his entire face then questioning why his skin is irritated all of a sudden🤣
I know, it's such a mystery 😂😂
the amount of lore that goes on in these podcasts would take me a year to explain to a new viewer
Those are always the jokes that make me laugh the hardest. Like this one when Cam said "we've got weights in bread!" I almost died
This is why I can't miss a single Off The Rails, because I'm scared I'll miss a new sound bite
I was just saying this!!
@@siiiiiuu7 I'm going through this rn as I've just started watching weeks ago. Still reserving judgement
seriously, though! Not even for visualm but the content as well. If I wasnt an OG theres literally 0% chance id understand.
not the whole crew desperately trying to save ethan, while he's having the best time of his life proving why this show is called off the rails 😭
@@pieawaitsme oh my god no way you're being serious. he was obviously joking. i was laughing during the whole thing. it's so annoying when fans try to muzzle ethan.
@@pieawaitsme sorry you are just the worst type of H3 fan. If you had your way the show would be sapped of all its humor. It’s a joke
@@pieawaitsme lmao cope its not the end of the world if you post something online expect people to talk about it common sense
Ethan: I'll die on this fucking hill 😂 2:25:55
@@pieawaitsme everyone here is grateful that you cancelled your membership. go watch someone else that is serious all the time & humorless
the best part of being unemployed is being able to watch this live
Yup!
😂 😂 🥺 😭 😭
I watch while working
Get a job
Best part of living on the east coast is the podcast starts right after I leave work
46:53
Dan: *choking on powder *
Meanwhile Ethan: call the vet and ask for shredders bloodwork, thank you.
it kills me how happy Olivia gets everytime the crew cheers on Ethan for being 42...!!!
shes always like “oh my godd its ur birthday?? 😄” hahaha
Ethan's wondering what is causing his eczema.... didn't he bleach his entire face and head last week lmao. His skin is probably super irritated. Aveeno makes eczema cream that works pretty well.
Or something else that's causing people to have autoimmune disorders lately..
@@emmyjay5669 yeah, your mom
Eucerin is the best eczema cream I’ve found. I’ve used it on my daughter since she was a baby. Cortisone is definitely not the best option. It only treats the itch, not the real problem.
for me aveeno worked great for a few months then stopped working entirely, medicated cream and cerave are the two longest lasting
@@emmyjay5669 Well what?
So disappointed by AB’s father to plan such a beating, a father should never fight his son like that, he could have serious damage 😕😕
Dad is just supposed to touch him up. I am crying right now.
He could be depressed for the rest of his life!
What kind of father just wants to to this to their son?
Up to 5% loss of brain function and 5% is everything.
@@aarondavis8943 5% is astronomical.
Why is no one talking about AB screaming "THIS ASSHOLE IS TEARING THIS FAMILY APART" during the argument 😂😂😂
OMFGGGG PLZZZZZ I WENT BACK TO HEAR IT HE IS SO FUNNY
🤣
Zack has to pull Nickacado yelling “you never learn!”
Absolutely!
So I was the editor for the Creator Clash 2 vid and have been an H3 fan for the longest time. I actually watched CC1 with the H3 watch along, so you know I HAD to include an Alfredo cam :)
I could feel the love, thank you for your service!
you’re really talented the edit on that video was awesome!
Legend !!!!!
2:04:10 Absolutely died at this. Ethan digging himself deeper into a hole and then saying “Get me out of this” 💀
Me too i couldnt stop laughing. I really hope people dont get mad
If this kind of banter get thrown back at him or his family then he can't be bitching then 🫡
fucking classic
Delete me from this conversation
im at work rn DYING from this ☠️
Dan is the equivalent of a preschool teacher trying to wrangle up hyped up 4-5 year olds from recess back into the classroom😭
Sam is just on another level. Remember when Ian the Intern during his bachelor was like “im no longer doing the bachelor i found someone im sure of” at the time i was thinking how could he be so certain so quickly. But now i totally understand
She’s a total gem 💎
I love how no one acknowledged Dan saying "I think this is Thai“ and Ethan replying "That guy is Taiwanese? Doesn’t look like it“
small minded asf.
LMFAOOO
Yeah he's no scholar
I can't believe Dan let that slide
😂
crying at ethan bringing up the time he did crack and dan saying " have you?"
I love when Ethan brings up the time he smoked crack
That’s some top rank Ethan-Dan playful bickering 😂 Ethan brings it up so often even though he claims it didn’t even do anything to him
@@CantTellYou 🤣🤣
Crew segments are my favourite! I'd love to see a baby picture segment where Ethan has to match the crew member to each baby pic, like with the parent game. To make it more of a challenge some other pictures could be mixed in, perhaps baby pics of "friends" of the show, if possible.
they already did that last year
@@karina5917 Wait they did?? I missed that episode, do you know which one it was?
Predicted the future
I’ve been in a severe depressive state for a few weeks now, and the Nikocado segment was the first time in a while that I’ve laughed out loud for like 20 minutes straight. My mom said “I love hearing you laugh again.” Thank you Ethan :)
❤❤❤
same
Same here.. so much ugly & craziness in the world right now.. im so happy I recently found their channels. They make such a perfect team & make me laugh so much no matter how crappy I'm feeling.
It's nice to know your not alone
Hope there are more and more laughs in your future
😡 this is so damn cute
Ethan scooching off the screen while cracking up is my new favoring thing.
time stamp?
@@calliepeace1497 he did it like 3-4 times throughout the Nikacado segment that’s about 2 hours in. One of them was 2:20
Whenever Ethan goes on tangents about someone it’s as if he’s actually writing fanfiction, it’s the creative writing degree working for him 😩
i love this comment haha
I know, he underplays it always 😂
It’s his magnus opum
Ethan did so well for his age. I know once you turn 46, your hand eye coordination starts failing
that's not his age he's younger than that!!! he's actually 42 🥰
Ethan: I hate when shirt collars stretch out like this
Also Ethan: Forcefully stretches the collar as much as possible
“Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire” playing over the Jay Leno clip was so chaotic 😭
Favorite moment of the year so far
🎵🎵Chez laarz florming or nar fourrrr 🎶🎶
Timestamp?!?!
2:25:50
@@1standlast 2:26:07
I'm sorry, but Ethan doubling down on the Nickacado stuff has me crying from laughter 😂😂😂😂
im ngl i found yall thru trisha and i stayed throughout the drama and am so glad i did. last year i was at the lowest point ive ever been in entire life i literally risked it all and i can honestly say this podcast was the only reason i smiled for at least 2 full months. love yall to the moon and backkk
Glad you're still here 🩷
Couldn’t agree more ❤
I'm with you. It's my favorite podcast now
I started laughing so hard when they all the sudden during the Nickacodo segment started playing that Jay Leno crash. I freaking lost it!!🤣☠️
I cried real tears watching the argument between Dan and Ethan so fucking funny 😂
I just got there, oh my god this is gold 😹😹 I'm obsessed with Love's laugh. he is so genuine
Damn we’re not even 1 month into 202023 and there’s already so many good contestants for this year’s Sound Bite Tournament
Fact.
In my opinion.
All different flavours
God bless 202023. Been celibate for 21 years now like Adin Ross too
Todger.
Damn, haven't you heard? It's 20202023 already, get up to speed with Adin.
Ian’s coin spinning genuinely almost sent me into a panic attack
So glad to have gotten your blessing to continue clipping moments! Love you guys ❤also, thanks for the shoutout
Lena is just as competitive as Ethan but is a sweetheart about her wins and losses. Ethan on the other hand LOL
What would Ethan wear if teddy fresh wasn’t a thing? I genuinely can’t picture him in other clothes.
he still wore tshirts, shorts, and hoodies. you can go back and look through his old channel and early podcast episodes before teddy fresh launched.
An all blue outfit but all the blues are different shades
I was genuinely surprised he mentioned the T-shirt neck stretching out, with all they’ve invested into it.... then intentionally stretching it even more 😂
@@CantTellYou i wonder if it was a larger size since he’s sized down recently
@@__ren but I can’t imagine this particular era of Ethan in anything else
I love how competitive Lena always is lol
This episode was definitely a "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" / 10
Chestnars
😂☠️
cheznaaaurs roating on aopennn fuaarrrr
Being high and watching/listening to that section of the podcast was wildly hilarious
I didn't think that guy singing that song wrong was:
•Funny
•Interesting
•Worth watching at all...
How did that go viral....
Dan doing the “SHAUNNN” at 2:44:16 had me weak HOW did everyone miss that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lena never took an L before , she’s the best crew member by a mile
Yeah, gotta agree.
Lena seems like the most humble and legitimately awesome person on the crew.
She's insanely likeable, for sure.
Wena
Her and Sam
AB rage quitting the lighter thing has me dead af 😭🤣
😂 love how genuinely excited & disappointed everyone was for breaking (or not) these dumb “world records”... when Sam killed the rice challenge everybody hyped up like she just won an Olympic medal
ugh this really is just about as good as it gets. this is a classic off the rails episode.
was thinking the same thing, i felt giddy watching this
Same LOL
Ethan being defensive, confused and frustrated while Dan is trying to explain what's really going on is me every week with my therapist.
I'm so happy that Ethan doesn't let up on Nick. That man knows what he's doing and loves the attention he gets for it.
Im sure nick loves the attention normally, but I think it's a different case with Ethan because he actually invited Nick to do an episode together. I think it's fine to not want to go on a show with a guy who just disses you constantly. Honestly the whole thing is kind of dumb and I think they're misunderstanding each other.
every time ethan would roll out of frame with his chair during the nick part i laughed
ME TOO
My fav part
The best.
I didn’t laugh once during that drawn out 20 minute cringe fest. No idea why Ethan cannot learn to stop bullying people. And trying to act like he doesn’t know what he said was wrong!!
Why is nobody else talking about how uncool that was??
@@Dean.Crockett maybe because it’s nick lmfaoo does ethan take shit too far? yeah but i’m not gonna be the one to defend that man idk
Ethans look in the nickocado reaction vid was so GOOD. the stache w the bleached hair and turtleneck. bring it back ethan i beg
FRRRRR
Yeah he was hot
That was his zaddy era
Ethan generally prefers to intentionally style his hair and facial hair in a LESS attractive way because for some reason he feels self-conscious if he's too hot lmao
Love Ethan for putting his dog first and taking him outside and the crew for being chill about it and filling in the air while he was taking care of shredder
Ethan trying to apologize about nickacado and getting flustered had me in tears
Eczema can be induced by stress. After everything you've been going through with Shredder, I wouldn't doubt that caused the flare up. Be well to you both.
That's true, I first had my eczema when things started to get serious in college and it never goes away. That was 9 years ago but I still have it on my forehead to this day. Thank God it's just a small patch.
He should also stay away from topical steroids
Also the full beard and eyebrow bleach probably didn't help😅
@@pli7917 that was real recently though & he said it’s been a problem for a few months... I don’t know how Ethan-Time works though so “months” might mean “days”
Psychological aging💀
1:06:22
"Settle your heart."
1:06:24
"This is not a big deal, just a world record."
1:09:34
"Those are really stale and not easy to impale."
1:16:56
"I have smoked crack before."
Hehe
Love this lmao
Thankyou
I need a sum like this for every episode hahah
😂
Ethan complaining about Nick in the grocery store gave very, "not infront of my salad" energy.
The repetition of the “chestnuts roasting” throughout the rest of the pod was just too good
The creator clash and the Taylor Swift concert are on the same night in Tampa…peace and love to anyone dealing with that traffic
zach looks INSANELY good with his hair up!!
IKR
Beautiful king
Time stamp?
TRUE
@@ashleeway7825 I might forget to find it but it's when he does his Guinness world record thing lol
Am I the only one that loves it when Ethan talks back to the sound bites?
So happy Dan shouted out the “Zach’s best soundbites” channel. I LOVE that channel. People also do compilations of his godfather impression. I love watching them haha
Cam soothing us while Ethan was helping shredder was cute. Thank you cam
this episode tickled my funny bone SO MANY TIMES, i was laughing throughout all the goofs and gaffs and CHERRSSNAS ROINONA OPE FIEEEEE
Cherrrisna rooooping awn en opfen fooreee, jack fruethr neppen en ur nurthhhh
Zach and Ian have the best jobs because whenever Ethan goes off on a rant that’ll get him in trouble Dan, AB and Olivia try and do damage control while Ian gets away with fading to the outro screen and Zach just has to play “flavours” to cut the tension lol
Ethan rolling off screen is my new favorite thing.
Ethan saying “get me outta this” then the end screen. I was laughing so loud my bf came to check on me if I was okay 🤣
Sorry AB. But you know no human can beat Dadbot.
No human can't
Dad more like BAD at boxing
@@jennydeath6845😮
hi daddy
@@ultraviolettas L rizz
I'm surprised no one, especially Olivia, didn't catch Ethan's "Mercrutio" lol He's such a theatre kid....with the Romeo and Juliet references now
Zach reracking the bottles for a second attempt with one hand behind his back like a true sportsman
You also got the world record for the podcast with the most record holders 😉
The nick part was OFF THE RAILS and I love it
If only people could take a joke. Ethan was name-called by Nick multiple times about his weight last year and when Ethan reciprocates the jokes he gets in trouble.
@@midwest1ce ikr. Ethan wasn't really being mean at all. He's just cracking a joke. Everyone that knows nickacado knows about his OF and pictures of his asshole. Dan getting all bent out of shape is pretty wack too.
@@hex_hat706 wethan for going against the grain making old timey jokes but good
Whenever you can hear Zach’s laughter when his mic isn’t even on will always make me start laughing as hard as him also
2:38:52 Ethan saying he can't tell if it's edited anymore and AB saying it's edited! You think my eye is like that?? LMAO
Ian fumbling with the coins, dropping them, spinning them, picking them up to try again is how I feel when putting change away when I get coins from a cashier
Give this girl some god damn likes people!
@@CrispyRichter 😂 only a select few relate to the anxiety lol
😂 every time I get change, I try to drop it in the tip/donation jar and sprinkle it loudly all over the cash register
Watching the pod devolve into a shitpost for 5 minutes as Ethan digs yet another grave is S+ Tier comedy.
The immaculate switch from speaking, to singing "why the fuck you lyin" back to talking gets me every time. 😂
I love how Dan scolds Ethan 😂
I was pissing my pants laughing as Ethan rolled out of frame and the Jay Leno clip played. And then you can just hear the crew dying 😂 😂
Oh gawd I laughed so hard at that too
With the fucking music had me laughing so hard looooool. That song is sooo funny
Time stamp?
@@arlenez6020 2:26:06
please tilt Love's screen😩his monitor is moving more and more sideways each episode haha i miss when it was squared off behind AB you could see him a lot clearer
Yes!!
Tell me Ethan when you asked why do people not tell their friends to watch the podcast or tell their family to watch , how would I go about explaining the whole Nickocado segment to a new watcher 😂😅😂
This was a classic h3 ep
Does anyone else think it’s impressive that despite hand tremors, Ian works with a keyboard every day under pressure.
His switching skills are just that good! I don’t have the same level of tremor, but it’s controllable when your hands are planted on something like a keyboard - soon as my arms are just floatin freely in the airspace, that’s when the fingies get shakey
AB deserves a ton of respect. A huge crowd and fighting two intimidating opponents. That takes a ton of guts. If you’ve ever fought you know how scary it can be. Props
them putting the Jay Leno footage over the Christmas song as AB attempts to shit-talk Dad had me DYING. Honestly an early contender for Podcast moment of the year lmao
Poor ab. And then Ethan just nonchalantly saying “oh he rage quit”. 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
i was just falling asleep to this and was violently woken up every single time the chestnuts roasting on an open fire sound bite played
Sam is literally good at everything!
Love the record segment! With all the peace and love in the world, it's hard to watch the show sometimes when episodes are only focused on discussing other creators/criminals. It's interesting and engaging for a bit... but get's old when the same people are discussed nearly every episode🙃More segments like this please! 💕
The episodes where the crew get involved are definitely more fun imo
Okay I was laughing harder than I have in a LONG time about the nickacado part especially at the beginning. You just have to know Ethan to understand that he hyper fixates on these things 😂
This podcast is basically the only reason i check youtube after work 😂 3 hours of good content… noiceee
Me too, my after work ritual is in pj's watching h3
Happy Australia Day 🏳🌈🏳🌈
Yeah, h3 has the best content right now
ethan angrily saying "cut the sad music" followed by "thank you" gets me every damn time.
@2:08:55 Ethan and Dan having an intense fight about Nikacado’s asshole and then Ethan screaming “CAN I TALK ABOUT NICKS ASSHOLE” almost killed me, i was gasping for air. that has to be the most off the rails thing I’ve ever witnessed.
Ethan I just want to say you have inspired me to workout. I was 220lbs in early December and am currently 209lbs this morning! I'm signed up for a 5K run in March and a 10k in May. It will be my first time doing a 10K run! I will also be signing up for a half marathon in October 2023!
Love!!
King behavior bro keep it up
Keep up the good work man!! I was 263lbs in September 2020 and am currently 185 😊
Bruh I could NEVER run that long. You are incredible.
YOU GOT THIS ❤ wow that’s amazing!
No off the rails intro?!?!?! They were so good :(
My cat prolapsed the other day and I'm sad to say I knew exactly what was because of this show. You guys are out here doing gods work (she's ok)
I expect to hear Dan's comment at 1:29:54 as a soundbite in future "goin in dry Oooooh I'm nervous"
I love how AB hijacked the show at the end to talk about Dad and said "I see you in chat!" when like literally not a single person was talking about it and he just decided he wanted to bring it up lol
aw man is zach and ian's off the rails intro era over? it was my fav!
Nooooo It’s my fav thing about off the rails episodes 😭
@@friedpickles2 same :( honestly I trust that the show will bring something even better in the future :)
I want it back so bad😭
Did the announce the end of it?
that was my least fav so thank god 😅😂
I could watch Ian spin those coins all day, Love should put a vid of it on his screen
My husband is often subjugated to watching h3 with me, he walked by and said “wait Ethan is 42?????”
I feel where ethan is coming from. I had a ferret that was my baby. He loved me so much we were inseperable. I had a bed for him on the dash of my car, i'd go to the coffee shop to draw and put his bed on the ground and he'd climb into it and just chill and get pets from passers by, no leash, i didn't have to leash him because he'd never leave me. I was so devastated when he passed. This was 12 years ago and i still got his collar on my key chain. I get wanting to have jewelry for Shred. I hope shred is around a long time.
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a really long time.
Okay so Ethan thinks "Thai" is the same as "Taiwanese" 🤣😅
the godfather bit is my absolute favorite and seeing tiny Ethan in the Don’s chair senttt meee 😭
ethan going off screen to crack up sent meeeeee! 😂😂😂😩😩
51:27 Dan is such a parent. alright, really one more and then we have to leave the park for real.
Yes, I second the praise for the "Zach's Sound Bites" CZcams channel! It's amazing!