16 Minutes Of Nikki Glaser On Sex Positivity
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- čas přidán 14. 08. 2021
- Nikki Glaser has some interesting sex advice that will have you laughing and thinking.
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Don’t salt the food before you try it. Lol. Priceless.
Respect the chef😅
Lmao
Bro for real though 😂😂😂 my ex used to do that
Love her program. Watching it again and again
⁰⁰4
"by 22 I had blossomed.....into a blackout drunk"
I'm WHEEZING
"...resembles a hastily packed suitcase" 🤣 Lost my shit with that image in my head 😂
the guitar/hand job comparison was HILARIOUS
She is so freakin funny it is unreal. Stand up, roasts, interviews, she is one of the funnier people alive.
your awesome 👌
Goes on about her vag
Her a/
zzzz getting fked, and shtting
Got the small, faintly bright, painted on beady tribal eyes, the nose, the forehead
1/2" of caked on make-up (they gotta tell the camera guy not to zoom in) and the wrinkles and the flabby underarms
No misdirection, typical fe-mail just talking (mainly about her grosso body and bodily functions), and reciting; not telling jokes... and, occasionally making noises.
Everyday Theo Von's podcast is 3x as funny
"funny" for the easily entertained
She's not horrific- just meh
Her roasting is the best, and makes the loss of Greg Giraldo easier to take. As for her stand-ups, I’ve now seen three and apparently sex is the only thing she ever talks about. Which is fine, but… come on. You don’t have any other subjects?
@@markdaniels7174what else is there? Sex is all I think about. Adidas
I've been a Nikki Glasser fan for soo long. She destroys Amy Schumer any day of the week
I love Nikki 🤣
She is keeping it real
More like spreading and holding it open.
Real sexy
The yummy in my tummy line is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time, I got tears during this.
well, sometimes..
And then she goes sometimes, then "I'm a whore, actually a pretty big whore," meaning that most of the time she likes it. She throws a lot of stuff in that you need to read between lines. Very witty.... and hot at the same time!
and her tummy is awesome!
@@jv-lk7bc😂always phoool
the advice she gave about eating a girl out and then following that up with "youre gay" got me crying lmao
As soon as I finished this, I immediately checked to see if she'd be performing nearby. She was here a few months ago but will be 80 miles away in Austin in January. Bought 2 of the last 2 remaining tickets. She is HILARIOUS.
I’m going to see her and Bert Kreischer and Joey Diaz in two weeks and I’m so freakin stoked!!!
I love the awareness in her young black girl Disney joke. Both hilarious and sadly accurate at the same time.
Trttttttttttttttttttttttttypp
Virtue acknowledged
I love watching these to forget about all this political madness... aaaaaand here we are, still.
I don't know about you, but I have no problem with symphatizing and identiying with characters that are not of my gender, color, nationality, religion... I'm pretty sure that little kids don't give a damn about it and have fun watching whatever they're watching. All of this is just grown ups' obsession.
@@sejtaridiss yea as a black person it’s not political it’s everyday life, I don’t think u get it. as a kid not seeing anyone like u on tv in movies, books etc sucks. I don’t blame u for not understanding tho, it’s just a collective feeling every kid of color has experienced. She nailed the joke it was hilarious and accurate.
they made a mermaid one but ...
😂 she's such a savage I love her lol
Tthhk
she not funny at all 😴😴😴😴
@@yenkodavi3573 i think the problem is your sense of humor but to each their own. Why you chose to personally tell me your opinion like it matters to me ill never know 🤷♂️
You should see her in the bedroom. Absolute savage
Nikki is SUPER-funny! My wife walked by while I was watching, and couldn't believe it. She laughed her ass off too! We're over 50 as well.
I wouldn't go around admitting that to stangers if I were you
Awesome wife brother. I hope one day I can find a queen like that
This lady is literally my inner dialogue ☠️
I thought after this comment by now you'd have hundreds of guys sliding into your comment section.
@@wayneslain9444 WAT
@@wayneslain9444 on youtube?
I think you meant monologue. Otherwise you might have schizophrenia 😬
I think I'm in love with you
This is hilarious! How you can talk about sex and bodily functions and seem just objective, straightforward, information without any sense of going too far or overdoing it? It's amazing. Great job.
A truly underrated comedian.. she’s hilarious
She's not underrated. She's everywhere.
"Im loyal, I'm funny, I do anal" fucking lost it there lmao love her!
“I took a nap and dreamed about laying down and taking a nap” napception😂
Dang, died laughing right off the bat.
I really love it when a woman says what Nikki Glaser is saying here. And I hope I'm not just fantasizing about her honesty.
But no matter what, these are great bits.💓
A yoga instructor named Jesper. I wasn't ready and almost hurt myself laughing!
“I had a pregnancy scare, it was double scary, it was actually in a haunted house”
got me.
I'm pretty sure this video just added an extra year to my life.
Omg the makeup line got me 😂
I never wear makeup and now I'm reconsidering
Someone loves you?
Part of stand up is overemphasizing a point, and they do that all the time. It just makes it funnier. If you don't need makeup, don't wear it. It's healthier for your skin.
"A hastily packed suitcase." THAT is my suitcase! I love packing and folding!
She is so funny . Best female comic period.
Nikki is pretty darn great. There's a challenger for the "best" spot though: Iliza Shlesinger is not unsimilar yet puts more physical comedy and voice impressions on top of it, rounded up with insights that border on profound.
@@psyantologist Nikki is far better IMO
agreed, best ive seen, she kills it on those Comedy Central roasts too
Iliza is overall better, and out of the two (her & Iliza) i would definitely prefer seeing Iliza live. she does voices, physical comedy, covers variety of topics in her stand ups. Nikki is funny; I saw her stand up on Netflix, it was 24/7 sex jokes.
@@psyantologist she's even worse
Haha. She is off the charts incredible. Just non-stop brilliance. The lines are just non-stop.
Has there ever been a comic this funny? She is killing me like she always does. Arousal is part of the attraction...But the way she communicates the dynamic between genders is real work and social commentary.
"hermit crabs looking for new shells" LMAO
This lady must never have trouble picking up a man......such honesty is so refreshing.
she only has trouble keeping them around
Any halfway decent woman at all has no problem getting men to play with
Not to mention she’s absolutely stunning….
@@estebanslavidastic4382 🤮 the only thing stunning about her is the number of STDs you'll get
@@andyp91 - you don't even have to be "decent" to get a guy. There will ALWAYS be a dude to poke-n-run
OMG I need more of her...so hilarious.
The varsity blues bit killed me
Niki is the best at her style of comedy.😍🤣🤣🤣
I love the makeup bit. Girls always say “we don’t wear it for guys” but Nikki just sold them all out
Lmfao keep telling yourself that. She's a pick me and you're an incel.
@@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074 Ok, I will keep telling myself that because I know I’m right.
She was being satirical. A lot of her acts are like that.
Not really true. I wear it to look good in general. I put on eyeliner on days when I stay at home and see literally no one else, just because I like how I look when I look in the mirror. Women have aesthetic appreciation too. You can appreciate beauty on a non-sexual level. Also, lots of women wear makeup styles that are well known to be not preferred by men, because they like it and other women like it. Sometimes women will do super colorful or creative makeup styles just for the sake of their own enjoyment of both the artistic process and the end result, despite the fact that men tend to prefer looks that accentuate natural features and coloring.
@@elhammo7478 Wouldn't you say it's true that there are many occasions where a girl will wear makeup for a guy?
You are back big time. Keep it up - one of the funniest comics out there. We all love you.
1st time listening to her. Talent
I love this girl so much. She is drop dead hilarious but drop dead gorgeous as well
Lol.
Right 👌🏾
Facts
I keep thinking “well written humor” but realistically some of those had to be from experience !
It's humour.
Irony.
It's so refreshing to hear her talk about sex for a change...
It's so unlike her...
I’m ok with it. She’s fucking hot as hell. Seeing a hot woman talk about sex in a funny way?
Totally ok with it.
Funny
Want to like your comment but you have 69 thumbs ups and I can't be that guy
By now we all know that's where her material centers around. If you don't like it or her comedy why are you here?
NIKKI GLASER is way too awesome !!!!!!!! She is the best of all time !!!!!!! The female Richard Pryor !!!!!!! Simply the greatest !!!!!!! Nikki tells it the way it is !!!!!!!
You are awesome Nikki! Glad youre sober.
She is a wonderful genius
Along with Taylor Tomlinson, my two favorite comedians...
Wow Nikki is bringing the fire here!
The blacksmith and the artist reflected in their art … sow a new reality … closer to the heart 😅
Love your humor Nikki, you make me laugh. Keep up the good work.
I can't believe I just discovered her. She is amazing 👏
Nikki is on the same level as Bill Burr, Jeselnik and Tosh. Totally at the top of the ladder.
she is the female bill burr.
she's funny but all she talks about is sex,..Bill Burr can make anything funny
So you put Burr and Jeselnik on the same level? Not in this universe...
Get off the crack pipe
She's on the level of TJ Miller
But those 3 are actually hilarious
Absolutly amazing!
Dude that last joke fucking kills me every timeeee LMAOOO
She is just great!! Such a fan!
I just love her voice, everything else is just bonus
Lmfao when she said the IG one stuck a nerve in me 🤣❤️😅
Omg I love her
I love Nikki. She's hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So honest,gorgeous and funny!!
This girls funnier than the operating systems in my phones the past umpteen years.
So talented in so many ways
She's freaking hilarious!
@Nikki
"At your absolut best, you still won't be good enough for the wrong person. At your worst, you'll still be worth it for the right person."
With or without make up!
One of the best comics around
The last joke is HILARIOUS 🤣
Nikki makes my day !!!
She’s the best!! 😂
Nikki never spits~ Nikki
She keeps it real!
She got my ass with that last joke LOL
Love her so much
Fantastic set. Great comic.
"uhh... pro tip.." Love it!
Nikki is the best. Such a catch.
If you didn't laugh, check for a pulse...
Thanks Nikki and NIAJ...made my day!
I hadn't laughed by six minutes in, so that's when I bailed. My pulse is fine.
riiiiight
Apparently, this disaster is > Patrice, Bill, Anthony, Dave, Norm, Jim... right?
Foh with your low IQ comedy standards
She's *really boring*
Omg I'm in love!
"And then your dad dm's you like, "KILLIN IT NIKK!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Ow man that was excellent 😹 I cracked-up hard😂
I didn't know much about her but I will now. she's totally cool👌🏽
She always kills🔥👌
Good material
I love Nikki so much
Best Female Comedian on the planet... I love her...she is so funny... she would be great to hang out with...My stomach would hurt...
"I don't want your life." I just died.
She cracks me up every time I hear her.😂😂😂
I LOVE Nikki Glaser :)
Ellie Greene, on jim hogan’s died sober funeral, blew me. I had a new nickel back cd and a Buick.
Nikki, is one of the funniest comedians around.
Lol WHO are these other comedians on this list of yours ??
She is hilarious!
i Could listen to her for hours :-)
Bloody brilliant 😂
She is awesome 😎😍
I took a nap , and in that dream Ilayed down and took a nap. 😂
Awesome!! Great job !!
If you’re thinking to begin a Nikki binge, this is the place to start.
Damn...this girl is on fire🔥
I loved the Dad Jokes....LOL
"mixed nuts"
that's the one. hilarious, fun and clever.
She’s hilarious! And so relatable
No and no
@@lockandloadlikehell Yes and yes
@@lockandloadlikehell si and si, oi and oui, yes and yes... jealous
She is fantastic. I now want to see her live if she every comes to Indianapolis.
Savage! I was laughing so hard
Love this thank you 💕
This is amazing, seriously entertaining. 😍
LMAO that is so true! I thought I was completely alone on that those vagina identity issues lol😆😂 looking through the pages for one that looks like mine just for peace of mind and confirmation that it's not an odd one out 🤣🤣🤣
Each of us have corny shit we do while feeling we're singled out as this person who stands on an island alone..It is very satisfying and a moment of true joy when you find out that someone else is also on that island with you lol
I love her. Especially when she roasts.
Nikki is so hilarious
Nikki is so gorgeous and absolutely hilarious.