@shadowwarior2231 yea cause you're cool and hard if you say filthy words every sentence. You're soft just based on your username shadowwarrior lmao only thing you are is a keyboard warrior you couldn't bust a grape 🤡. Chump
Bonus: In the Middle Earth series, watching an orc captain level up after beating me feels like accidentally sending a 'LOL' to the wrong group chat-now I have to immediately go clean up my mess and failure
I had that damn game spawn camp me at the beginning the first time I played it. Didn't know what I was doing, died to a guy, he got promoted, then he sat where my response was and killed me 6 more times, just power leveling off me...
0:25 Number 20 Dark Souls 2:16 Number 19 Sonic Unleashed 4:01 Number 18 Fallout 3's Door to Nowhere 5:18 Number 17 Gun, The Failed Breakout 6:47 Number 16 Ninja Gaiden Black 8:16 Number 15 The Messenger 9:21 Number 14 The Binding of Isaac 10:17 Number 13 Borderlands 2 11:33 Number 12 Katamari Damacy Reroll 13:30 Number 11 Bully 14:23 Number 10 Disco Elysium 16:14 Number 9 Metal Gear Solid V- Chicken Hat 17:37 Number 8 Demolition Man 19:13 Number 7 Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 20:12 Number 6 Total Distortion 22:00 Number 5 Earthbound 23:09 Number 4 Near Replicant - Creepers Getting Killed 24:08 Number 3 Pokemon Diamond and Pearl 25:13 Number 2 Undertale 26:23 Number 1 The Lost World: Jurassic Park
@@Cyrus_Milani In what world does somebody see this video in their feed, see the length of the video, make the decision to click on it, and hope somebody put time stamps in the comments so they don't have to watch most or any of the video? I hope you know that also takes away from Gameranx by reducing their watch time. If someone decides to utilize your time stamps, I mean. You have not done a good thing here. It's annoying at best and insulting to the channel at the worst.
Same. Growing up we couldn’t really afford games so I was gifted a PS2 which Is all I had for the longest time. The game I fondly remember beating is GUN.
"Would you like to lower the difficulty? Note: This will only affect combat, not puzzles." Thanks God of War (2005), I've died trying to balance on this beam and avoid the spinning blades on top of this giant statue of Hades, so yeah, offering me the chance to lower the difficulty when it won't change a damn thing about my current situation is JUST what I needed. And it was always that area, not actual Hades with the different flavors of spinning blades.
When you said "golden god" Dennis Reynolds popped into my head, and then you showed him 😂😂 that's my favorite episode besides "Mac and Dennis move to the suburbs"
Red Dead Revolver came out before Gun. Gun however did the open the world Wild West before Redemption did. I don’t think it’s fair to say either franchise rips off the other. They are distinctly different games, especially since Gun is much more serious than than the Red Dead games. Can we not have two Wild West games without defaulting to saying one is a rip off?
@@Lawrence_Talbot Gun also had the slowmow "deadeye" style shooting, and other features and tropes, that if I remember right, revolver didn't have but Redemption took/modified.
I vividly remember Stallone's "You Suck" from Demolition Man from watching a friend play and laughing my rear off every time I heard it while my friend spewed curses at the game 🤣.
I gotta go with Enigma (an old mastermind clone) where it would say "Monkey pull lever, monkey get banana." among other phrases whenever you'd guess wrong. Even as a kid it wasn't harsh, but I have that monotone voice still stuck in my head decades later.
Thanks a whole lot for making this video! One of the most entertaining videos I’ve seen in a long while. I’ll be using the “you are dead” song in a future PvP video in the future! lol, thanks again!
At least Pokémon Scarlet and Violet pull an Uno-reverse troll and set an NPC up like she's going to be a repeat of Mindy, only for the Haunter she trades you to actually evolve.
The Jeff Goldblum thing is low key really annoying. Imagine insulting your customers like that. Literally the perfect demographic for a game company too.
Any time someone loses against Noob Saibot in any the Mortal Kombat 3 games, Shao Khan will say "it's official, YOU SUCK" rather than the default "[character] WINS!"
There are two wolves inside me. One is Jake happily making metal gear references, the other is falcon hating on big corporations and making always sunny references.
Supergiant is famous for fantastic indies each with a narrator character. While most are friendly or neutral, Pyre’s doesn’t just mock you once but actively roots against you throughout the game It’s fantastic
I didn't know that Falcon speaking as a cowboy was something I needed in my life, ty for that, lmao edit: never efing mind, I commented too soon, the Silvester Stallone impression was even better 😆
honorable mention: crash bandicoot dropping all of the missed crates on your head at the end of the level making you feel like shit for not being a completionist ;(
You can add Dance Dance Revolution here (the very first one). When you fail a song the announcer will tell you: "Oh man you suck get outta here!" And I took that insult personally, because here I am still playing the game after two decades.
Jeff Goldblum, lead actor of some of the best sci-fi movies of the 21st century, literally told the mega nerds to touch grass, and I think that’s amazing.
A funny little “go touch grass” joke from the devs of The Crew 2, after playing for 24 hours total, you get an achievement (can’t remember what the name is, may be Virtual Reality) with a description of something along the lines of “You’ve been in our virtual world for 24 hours… we just thought you should know.”
I had no idea what to expect with Disco Elysium, but was surprised when I took all the safe options and my game ended in less than an hour. I need to jump back in and play with options more.
Shadow Of Mordor/War: being killed by literally any orc or olog. Sure, they could come up with some random shit like "I will use your body as fuel for the Dark Lord's army" or "I smell a promotion coming", but every once in a while, you'll get something so vulgar, so MIND-BOGGLINGLY insulting, you can't even be mad at him. I fucking love it.
In Shadow of War, an orc captain can add insult to injury by taking your weapon and breaking it. If you face him again, he'll further insult you with something like, "Where's that shiny sword of yours? Oh, that's right, it's in little pieces!" Thankfully, if you beat him the next time, you can retrieve the pieces and have it reforged with additional perks, but does he really have to rub it in?
I remember beating Lost World together as a kid with my best friend. We didn’t know we were being trolled; we just took Malcolm’s advice and went out for a nice walk.
HAHA. The Crestfallen Warrior even calls you a rascal for attacking him. Reminds me of Potion Seller. Such an oddly weak insult for what was actually done. 😂
Z by The Bitmap Brothers: if you take more sectors than the opponent: "C'mon, let's go!" "Let's take the fort!" etc. If the opponent takes more sectors than you: "You suck!" "You're gonna lose!"
Phantom Pain is unreasonably stupid hard at times, can’t blame the player for having a tough time, especially when it comes to fighting the ghost dudes
7:33 Sorry, Falcon, run that by me again? Ayann? You mean Ayane? Aye-ahn-ay? I know, I know. I sound like one of "those guys", but any kind of mispronunciation always grinds my gears.
EXACTLY what I came to the comments for too! I’m happy to be “that guy”. How are you this big of a gaming youtube channel and you DON’T KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE NAMES?!?!?!
Another great video, that neir replicant one is strange, cause in neir automata it’s something you have to do to get a trophy, which is awkward when someone walks into the room, and your trying to say, no no it’s for a trophy. Sure sure 😂
Love your channel so much that I swear you guys have done this list three times at least just named slightly different each time. Definitely have mentioned the ninja gaiden pink ribbon f you in a video before which also had the Jeff goldbloom go outside Easter egg listed in it.
The Pokemon Diamond/Pearl one still stings to this day and I wasn't even a kid anymore when this game first came out. That was such a big slap in the face. I'll never trust anyone again, real or fictional!
4:-08 - "You can find a bunch of satellites grouped together..." I could find no satellites there at all. Are they hidden behind the parabolic antennae?
Exact same thing happened to me with undertale. I played Deltarune Chapter 1 first before buying UT so i knew about the spare all monsters mechanic as its better explained in DR. But yeah classic ahh she'll only surrender when you get her health really low (like capturing a pokemon) and then bam! critical hit. I reset and i got shivers with what flowey said, i wasnt insulted but i was like wtf how does he know, i reset the game it the same save. Was wild and instantly got me hooked on UT. If this isnt how a spare all monsters ran began as your first time play through and you werent expecting it IMO you defo missed out on that twist :D
The biggest insult is when a game asks you if you want to play on a lower difficulty after you fail a few times.
😂 bump
Yea that one hurts
Easy mode is now selectable
@@Sam-ky1eialways the one that comes to mind.
Also feels dumb when you die platforming when trying to learn the gimmicks, and difficulty only affect combat.
These half hour Falcon vids have been HITTING lately
I'm 1000% here for it too! 🦅
Falcons saying fuck you got me laughing like a bird lmfao
Srsly
CACAWHAHAHA
Has he ever done that? Don't they usually bleep out the curse words in these videos?
they used to say shit like that a LOT back in the day, but then they got soft and barely use words like that.
@shadowwarior2231 yea cause you're cool and hard if you say filthy words every sentence. You're soft just based on your username shadowwarrior lmao only thing you are is a keyboard warrior you couldn't bust a grape 🤡. Chump
My will states that the "You are dead!" song should be played at my funeral.
Your dead sing-a-long? 🤔🤣 That could work! 😄👍
Wife that woman!
Bonus: In the Middle Earth series, watching an orc captain level up after beating me feels like accidentally sending a 'LOL' to the wrong group chat-now I have to immediately go clean up my mess and failure
I had that damn game spawn camp me at the beginning the first time I played it. Didn't know what I was doing, died to a guy, he got promoted, then he sat where my response was and killed me 6 more times, just power leveling off me...
It feels like he is the real main character and not yours lol
Jeff Goldblum insulting you is actually an awesome reward for beating a game.
By far the best ending to a video game I've seen to date.
The Sly Stallone impersonation was golden. 10/10 😂👍🏻
Cruelest insult was telling us we don't own games we bought
Ubisoft difficulty.
It’s the ‘call a member of the opposite sex’ that makes Jeff particularly savage 😂
Miss those day when you could say that without being cancelled
@@tomeldeeYou can most certainly still say that
@@sebarus8108 I can and I do! But it most certainly starts a new episode of the Lefties Losing It Show!
@@tomeldee nowadays the only people crying are you snowflakes
Duck Hunt. The dog mockingly laughing at you if you miss.
Thank god Dorkly got him back for that laughter in a power-up mix-up video 😂
Fuck that damn dog!
A 🤖 copied your comment, & I had to scroll down too far to give you this 👍 (but worth it)
@@favoritemustard3542Not all heroes wear capes as they say🫡
"Let us go out this evening for pleasure. The night is still young." Symphony of the Night's game over basically tells you to go do something else.
0:25 Number 20 Dark Souls
2:16 Number 19 Sonic Unleashed
4:01 Number 18 Fallout 3's Door to Nowhere
5:18 Number 17 Gun, The Failed Breakout
6:47 Number 16 Ninja Gaiden Black
8:16 Number 15 The Messenger
9:21 Number 14 The Binding of Isaac
10:17 Number 13 Borderlands 2
11:33 Number 12 Katamari Damacy Reroll
13:30 Number 11 Bully
14:23 Number 10 Disco Elysium
16:14 Number 9 Metal Gear Solid V- Chicken Hat
17:37 Number 8 Demolition Man
19:13 Number 7 Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
20:12 Number 6 Total Distortion
22:00 Number 5 Earthbound
23:09 Number 4 Near Replicant - Creepers Getting Killed
24:08 Number 3 Pokemon Diamond and Pearl
25:13 Number 2 Undertale
26:23 Number 1 The Lost World: Jurassic Park
These time stamps make the video less fun lol
@@H6ngman yes for people that have free time to watch the full ye , but for people who don't have free time , its a help
@@Cyrus_Milani In what world does somebody see this video in their feed, see the length of the video, make the decision to click on it, and hope somebody put time stamps in the comments so they don't have to watch most or any of the video?
I hope you know that also takes away from Gameranx by reducing their watch time. If someone decides to utilize your time stamps, I mean. You have not done a good thing here. It's annoying at best and insulting to the channel at the worst.
@@toaster4975
Or maybe I just wanna skip games I don’t care about and just watch the games I like/am interested in.
Thanks, these videos arent worth watching anymore, even the good titled ones. The production and effort that goes into these GameRanks is just poor
@6:25 How did that accent start as a cowboy and end as Bill Cosby? 😂😂😂
💀💀💀
Gun was my first western shooter game, core memory unlocked
Same here, i don't know if it's only nostalgia but i really liked that game
Same. Growing up we couldn’t really afford games so I was gifted a PS2 which Is all I had for the longest time. The game I fondly remember beating is GUN.
@@gulash93 I replayed it many years later, it really was that good.
Every time I've had a bad day, Falcon never fails to disappoint. How does he know? He's powers... Who can say what can do?
Hey Falcon it's guys
Hey
You had one job, guys. Sincerely, folks.
Hey folks it's gays
Best comment 👌 👏
Hey clown its copy paste
"Would you like to lower the difficulty? Note: This will only affect combat, not puzzles." Thanks God of War (2005), I've died trying to balance on this beam and avoid the spinning blades on top of this giant statue of Hades, so yeah, offering me the chance to lower the difficulty when it won't change a damn thing about my current situation is JUST what I needed. And it was always that area, not actual Hades with the different flavors of spinning blades.
9:53 I will always appreciate a good It’s Always Sunny reference
Fuck yeah
Elden Ring calling 25+ million people maidenless is pretty brutal.
When you said "golden god" Dennis Reynolds popped into my head, and then you showed him 😂😂 that's my favorite episode besides "Mac and Dennis move to the suburbs"
I always like your impressions of people 😂
I absolutely LOVED gun back in the day. It was fun as hell, and I fully 100% believe that Red Dead Redemption ripped off/copied gun in SO MANY ways.
If anything, GUN stole from Red Dead.
Red Dead Revolver released in 2004, GUN in 2005.
Red Dead Revolver came out before Gun. Gun however did the open the world Wild West before Redemption did. I don’t think it’s fair to say either franchise rips off the other. They are distinctly different games, especially since Gun is much more serious than than the Red Dead games. Can we not have two Wild West games without defaulting to saying one is a rip off?
@@Lawrence_Talbot Gun also had the slowmow "deadeye" style shooting, and other features and tropes, that if I remember right, revolver didn't have but Redemption took/modified.
The only western game that allows you to scalp people lol
@@gorgha3988Revolver had dead eye as well.
Handsome Jack was peak Borderlands.
They know it, and have been frantically trying to recreate the magic ever since.
Handsome Jack is the villain you love to hate. The antagonists in Borderlands 3, on the other hand, are the kind of villains you just hate.
@@Durwood71 agreed. Also throw in Ava for the "you just hate" section.
@@FastForwardPlans true. They need to try and bring back Anthony Burch as a writer for borderlands 4 for any hope of coming close.
Falcon dropping an F bomb??!!?? More!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I didn't not except Falcon to say Fuck you, This is why Gameranx is better than IGN
I vividly remember Stallone's "You Suck" from Demolition Man from watching a friend play and laughing my rear off every time I heard it while my friend spewed curses at the game 🤣.
I've never seen that door in Fallout 3, guess I haven't explored enough yet.
Me either! I thought I had traversed every inch of that damn map lol
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Man I remember those damn ghosts dancing when they caught me on Pac-Man back in the day 😂😂
Sonic Unleashed's Rank E music is so funny. xD You half-assed the level, so the band is gonna half-ass the victory music.
Evil within 2- when he yells Very Disappointing😂😂😂😂! I always bust out laughing
I remember Shao Kahn in Mortal Kombat mocks you every time is so classic!
4:30 First time EVER hearing Falcon curse on this channel😆and i've been watching for 4 yrs!!
Falcon's southern accent brought a smile to my face
no. 20 there's a great saying about this "don't fight with someone who has nothing to lose"
Falcon out-Stalloned Sly Stallone with that impression. So great! 😂 Keep up the great work, Birdman!
There's a Door to Nowhere in Fallout 4. Instead of the expletive, it says "Have A Nice Day!" as the ambush triggers...
I gotta go with Enigma (an old mastermind clone) where it would say "Monkey pull lever, monkey get banana." among other phrases whenever you'd guess wrong. Even as a kid it wasn't harsh, but I have that monotone voice still stuck in my head decades later.
The "Skate" games and their love for thrashing you is unmatched. Definitely needs an honorable mention.
I think number 1 isn't a savage mockery. lol He's telling it like it is.
Sometimes lousy, off-key music get a chuckle out of me rather than making me feel like even more of a loser. 😂
Appreciate the mention for Gun. Definitely an overlooked gem!
Shoutout to Styx! Dude does not hold back if you get killed
Thanks a whole lot for making this video! One of the most entertaining videos I’ve seen in a long while. I’ll be using the “you are dead” song in a future PvP video in the future! lol, thanks again!
I always thought that door to nowhere was just where the raiders bricked it up 😂
At least Pokémon Scarlet and Violet pull an Uno-reverse troll and set an NPC up like she's going to be a repeat of Mindy, only for the Haunter she trades you to actually evolve.
Finally.
Getting killed by the Crestfallen Knight is like being that 1 guy who lost to Glass Joe.
The Jeff Goldblum thing is low key really annoying. Imagine insulting your customers like that. Literally the perfect demographic for a game company too.
Any time someone loses against Noob Saibot in any the Mortal Kombat 3 games, Shao Khan will say "it's official, YOU SUCK" rather than the default "[character] WINS!"
There are two wolves inside me. One is Jake happily making metal gear references, the other is falcon hating on big corporations and making always sunny references.
That "You are dead!"-song in number 6.. I laughed so hard.
"Thought you were hot - Guess what - you're not"
Supergiant is famous for fantastic indies each with a narrator character. While most are friendly or neutral, Pyre’s doesn’t just mock you once but actively roots against you throughout the game
It’s fantastic
Normalize "neener neener" everywhere lmao
I didn't know that Falcon speaking as a cowboy was something I needed in my life, ty for that, lmao
edit: never efing mind, I commented too soon, the Silvester Stallone impression was even better 😆
honorable mention: crash bandicoot dropping all of the missed crates on your head at the end of the level making you feel like shit for not being a completionist ;(
18:15 that’s a pretty damn good Sly impression. Lmao 😂
I have no idea how old this video is but I randomly found this channel and I love it-thanks for saving my brain while I do design homework~
You can add Dance Dance Revolution here (the very first one). When you fail a song the announcer will tell you: "Oh man you suck get outta here!" And I took that insult personally, because here I am still playing the game after two decades.
Ian Malcom, of all people, telling me to touch grass is one of the greatest gamer nerd insult moments in the history of the world.
Jeff Goldblum, lead actor of some of the best sci-fi movies of the 21st century, literally told the mega nerds to touch grass, and I think that’s amazing.
The way you said fuck you killed me 😂😂😂
catching that guy with a masterball is the actual joke xD
I love the little chicken hat!!!!!
“Iam untethered and my rage knows no bounds” the second always sunny reference I’ve heard from you in as many videos. I love it
Falcon was on one during the making of this list oh my gosh hahahaha
The "Fuck you" door made me legitimately lol
I remembered finding that door, after those raiders gave me such a hard time. 😂
A funny little “go touch grass” joke from the devs of The Crew 2, after playing for 24 hours total, you get an achievement (can’t remember what the name is, may be Virtual Reality) with a description of something along the lines of “You’ve been in our virtual world for 24 hours… we just thought you should know.”
I had no idea what to expect with Disco Elysium, but was surprised when I took all the safe options and my game ended in less than an hour. I need to jump back in and play with options more.
During the bully segment at number 11. Does anybody else see the direct correlation between bully and GTA3’s Claude outfit 😂?!
Shadow Of Mordor/War: being killed by literally any orc or olog. Sure, they could come up with some random shit like "I will use your body as fuel for the Dark Lord's army" or "I smell a promotion coming", but every once in a while, you'll get something so vulgar, so MIND-BOGGLINGLY insulting, you can't even be mad at him.
I fucking love it.
In Shadow of War, an orc captain can add insult to injury by taking your weapon and breaking it. If you face him again, he'll further insult you with something like, "Where's that shiny sword of yours? Oh, that's right, it's in little pieces!" Thankfully, if you beat him the next time, you can retrieve the pieces and have it reforged with additional perks, but does he really have to rub it in?
I remember beating Lost World together as a kid with my best friend. We didn’t know we were being trolled; we just took Malcolm’s advice and went out for a nice walk.
HAHA. The Crestfallen Warrior even calls you a rascal for attacking him. Reminds me of Potion Seller. Such an oddly weak insult for what was actually done. 😂
That Haunter trick would’ve absolutely infuriated me
Ah got my weekend entertainment sorted thanks guys
“Gun” mentioned in two videos HELLYEAA🦅🦅🦅
Z by The Bitmap Brothers: if you take more sectors than the opponent: "C'mon, let's go!"
"Let's take the fort!"
etc.
If the opponent takes more sectors than you:
"You suck!"
"You're gonna lose!"
Phantom Pain is unreasonably stupid hard at times, can’t blame the player for having a tough time, especially when it comes to fighting the ghost dudes
Arin Hanson screaming "Noooooo!" needs to be the sound for Sonic E over that bullshit "oh no" the game provides.
Fallout 4 has a similar door to Fallout 3. On top of saying FU it also spawns a Deathclaw. It is near the Paste project at the Suffolk Charter School.
Jeff Goldblum originating the term "Touch Grass" for playing too long :))
7:33 Sorry, Falcon, run that by me again? Ayann? You mean Ayane? Aye-ahn-ay? I know, I know. I sound like one of "those guys", but any kind of mispronunciation always grinds my gears.
It killed me too😂😂😂
EXACTLY what I came to the comments for too! I’m happy to be “that guy”. How are you this big of a gaming youtube channel and you DON’T KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE NAMES?!?!?!
I love the goldblum roast lol he's great
Games mock the players when they get released in an unfinished state. That is the biggest insult.
Another great video, that neir replicant one is strange, cause in neir automata it’s something you have to do to get a trophy, which is awkward when someone walks into the room, and your trying to say, no no it’s for a trophy. Sure sure 😂
Editing in this one was 10/10 chefs kiss
4:01 Fallout 4 has a similar door, but this one spawns a sentry bot. The door is in the swamp, near the primary school if I remember correctly
Falcons voice impressions always take me out, the Russian voice and Country voice are my favorite 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seriously GUN is one of my favorites from back in the days..... never knew you could fail thst part....lol
17:57 He isn't insulting the player. He just needs some more toilet paper.
😆 "Show me CHICKEN HAT!" 😆
I remember on OG MW3 when you went to prestige and cancelled they played chicken noises. That one hurt lol
Love your channel so much that I swear you guys have done this list three times at least just named slightly different each time. Definitely have mentioned the ninja gaiden pink ribbon f you in a video before which also had the Jeff goldbloom go outside Easter egg listed in it.
The Pokemon Diamond/Pearl one still stings to this day and I wasn't even a kid anymore when this game first came out. That was such a big slap in the face. I'll never trust anyone again, real or fictional!
11:20 Turn off subtitles and sound while playing this part, then back on when you’re all done 😅
When you finish you’re placement games and it puts u in bronze rank 😭
Wow I haven’t thought about Gunn when I was a little kid
This whole list was made so Falcon could try out his Sly Stallone impression on us.
4:-08 - "You can find a bunch of satellites grouped together..."
I could find no satellites there at all. Are they hidden behind the parabolic antennae?
Exact same thing happened to me with undertale. I played Deltarune Chapter 1 first before buying UT so i knew about the spare all monsters mechanic as its better explained in DR. But yeah classic ahh she'll only surrender when you get her health really low (like capturing a pokemon) and then bam! critical hit. I reset and i got shivers with what flowey said, i wasnt insulted but i was like wtf how does he know, i reset the game it the same save. Was wild and instantly got me hooked on UT. If this isnt how a spare all monsters ran began as your first time play through and you werent expecting it IMO you defo missed out on that twist :D
Ah yes, Ayen from Ninja Gaiden. I'm starting to suspect Falcon is an A.I.