My German mother when we meet for coffee

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  • @themightyzed3
    @themightyzed3 Před 11 měsíci +48828

    Hahaha "I didn't know I gave birth to a pirate"

  • @shireads2954
    @shireads2954 Před 3 měsíci +10239

    "A snack for yourself, but not for meself?" is my new catchphrase.

  • @yonarumo9051
    @yonarumo9051 Před 2 měsíci +407

    So glad my own German mom used to be a hippie and is SLIGHTLY more relaxed than this. She even takes milk in her coffee on the weekends

    • @niriida1
      @niriida1 Před 4 dny +36

      oh, she's living it Wild!

    • @sandymakesplans
      @sandymakesplans Před 6 hodinami

      is she accepting applications for new adoptions?

    • @user-bc3zs2wn5z
      @user-bc3zs2wn5z Před hodinou

      Does she know Helmut Kentler or that Germany has just reduced CP images from a felony to misdemeanour?

  • @prosaic.7944
    @prosaic.7944 Před 3 měsíci +1966

    The way she says "the sugar epidemic" is perfection

    • @KiamichiOzarks
      @KiamichiOzarks Před měsícem +13

      And the way she practically swallows the name “Laura” every time until it’s almost indistinguishable.

    • @sarahbailey6723
      @sarahbailey6723 Před 22 dny +5

      The YES. after the „more coffee“ though.

    • @sandymakesplans
      @sandymakesplans Před 6 hodinami +1

      I'm gonna start saying it

    • @prosaic.7944
      @prosaic.7944 Před 3 hodinami

      @@sandymakesplans say what?

  • @PX_Xaver
    @PX_Xaver Před 3 měsíci +34346

    You forgot the "that is way too sweet, I can not eat more than one" after the oreo

    • @jamesthelass6331
      @jamesthelass6331 Před 3 měsíci +538

      My neighbor is from Germany and often makes us baked goods using German recipes. I love them (I’m not from Germany, but my ancestry is about 85% German and I’m 2nd generation on my mom’s side) and my husband complains all the time that they’re not sweet enough. I tell him to just put sugar on it lmao.

    • @calebashby2968
      @calebashby2968 Před 3 měsíci +442

      ​@jamesthelass6331 man I'm American and I swear to God they put more sugar in deserts every year. I would love to go to Europe and try their sweets. Everything here is so damn saccharine.

    • @JustMeDidii
      @JustMeDidii Před 3 měsíci +25

      It’s true though…

    • @whomppywhompp
      @whomppywhompp Před 3 měsíci +216

      ​@@calebashby2968my biggest shock was that bread in the us contains sugar why 😭

    • @chroniccarelessness
      @chroniccarelessness Před 3 měsíci +120

      @@calebashby2968yeah nothing has flavor anymore it just takes like sugar :( it’s hard to find good sweets that aren’t too sweet

  • @lakiyoko
    @lakiyoko Před 3 měsíci +8713

    “More coffee?”
    “YES 👹”

    • @theresagomez2605
      @theresagomez2605 Před 3 měsíci +22

      I'm not German, but that would be me.😅

    • @VOIDSTRANGER2099
      @VOIDSTRANGER2099 Před 3 měsíci +24

      We all have a little German in us

    • @TheJamesM
      @TheJamesM Před 3 měsíci +21

      In Sweden they call coffee refills "påtår". It has its own word because of course everyone wants a second cup.

    • @sad.jackfr00t
      @sad.jackfr00t Před 3 měsíci +1

      I have a lot of German in me and that is me AF.

    • @elaclark2677
      @elaclark2677 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Also. The hike. I cannot. And clubs.

  • @rndmgrll
    @rndmgrll Před měsícem +15

    my family is getting a Labrador pup and the german mom’s reaction to a lab makes me feel like we’re making the right decision 👍

  • @user-sp3sy5zi8i
    @user-sp3sy5zi8i Před 2 měsíci +887

    The first time there has been a hint of affection from this tremendous character and I love that is reserved for a Labrador 😂 I love these posts so much 🥰

    • @fc4660
      @fc4660 Před měsícem +22

      Or is it “Labradour” 😂

    • @goldchainsdiamondrings
      @goldchainsdiamondrings Před měsícem +38

      The Labrador AND Matt Damon.

    • @averyh5303
      @averyh5303 Před měsícem +46

      If you listen carefully there is affection between all the criticism. It's silent like the French "t".

    • @-gpk
      @-gpk Před měsícem +1

      @@goldchainsdiamondringsthank you I came looking for this Matt Daymun reply 😂

    • @byunniq9060
      @byunniq9060 Před měsícem +12

      She loves idris alba aswell😂

  • @avs5118
    @avs5118 Před 3 měsíci +24778

    I taught a German kid and THIS is her mom, to a tee! 😭 the headmistress energy is surreal to experience. 😂

    • @More13Feen
      @More13Feen Před 3 měsíci +420

      I was a Nanny in a German (I am swiss, yiu would think its not so diffrent but it is) family with 4 kids. Same expirience.

    • @salsadip7453
      @salsadip7453 Před 3 měsíci +111

      @@More13Feenidk much about you Swiss guys, but I know Austrians are more laid back than Germans
      Same with the Swiss apparently? 😄

    • @holliberry2614
      @holliberry2614 Před 3 měsíci +175

      I am this woman. A Gen Xer with German and Swedish direct ancestry. And I see nothing wrong with this. Solving problems....it is what we do. We can't help it.
      It is why Germans almost took over the world....twice.

    • @deathrays
      @deathrays Před 3 měsíci +38

      headmistress 😂 mean McGonagall

    • @TY-gj6fb
      @TY-gj6fb Před 3 měsíci +15

      @@holliberry2614lol 😂

  • @kartana16
    @kartana16 Před 3 měsíci +5259

    I love the "I have planned an 8 hour HIKE'

    • @Alexandra_Wolf
      @Alexandra_Wolf Před 3 měsíci +99

      Someone explain why Germans do these LONG HIKES. I’ve heard it before.

    • @wipartist9889
      @wipartist9889 Před 3 měsíci +136

      @@Alexandra_Wolf We just love them :D I guess I can only speak from my pov, but I enjoy that we have so many forests and fields here. It is calming to be in nature and in motion. Many germans have dogs, like myself. We tend to go on vacations where we can include them. So hiking is perfect. I go on a 1-3 hour ( depending on my schedule and mood ) walk in our National park every day. It's also pretty normal to meet up ( like you'd ask someone for a coffee date ) just to go on a walk together. At least in my circle.

    • @cheesecakepaws
      @cheesecakepaws Před 3 měsíci +59

      ​@@Alexandra_Wolfwe have a beautiful country. We love to walk and stay fit and healthy. We love the fresh air and being outside. That's probably why. But we actually don't really know lol, we just do it since we are small children and it's just kind of a part of us

    • @helgaioannidis9365
      @helgaioannidis9365 Před 3 měsíci +33

      ​@@Alexandra_Wolfbecause it's feels great. Our bodies are designed to walk and doing it in the middle of a beautiful landscape is relaxing and helps us to feel ourselves.

    • @brokoly2010
      @brokoly2010 Před 3 měsíci +14

      I​@@Alexandra_Wolf I was kicked out of the house everyday since I was 5 (with my dog) and was told to play outside xD I think that stayed with me and now I continue to do so

  • @vice.nor.virtue
    @vice.nor.virtue Před měsícem +212

    Having lived in Germany for five years I don’t even have the words to explain how perfectly you make these videos - like they’re so spot on it’s uncanny

    • @hannahkroff6717
      @hannahkroff6717 Před 17 dny +15

      I consistently forget this is not her actual mom

    • @nooneinparticular469
      @nooneinparticular469 Před 14 dny +9

      “I have planned an 8-hour hike” is the inevitable outcome of trying to have meetings with my work colleagues in any informal setting.
      We will get coffee. We will finish the project. And then I will be informed that a hike has been planned without my knowledge, and I am expected to briskly walk in absolute silence to the end of a municipal trail and back.

    • @atherisGAY
      @atherisGAY Před 2 dny +2

      I'm getting flashbacks to my own German mom whenever I see these, they're so accurate they trigger my fight or flight response. It's always a high stress situation with my mother I'm really surprised I see comments that they love German mom. They're so judgmental and commandeering

  • @anbu1325
    @anbu1325 Před 2 měsíci +444

    Immediately sat up straight myself when she said so.

  • @roseg1333
    @roseg1333 Před 3 měsíci +5390

    “Some for yourself but not MEself “ 😂😂😂

    • @alis.b.4631
      @alis.b.4631 Před 3 měsíci +46

      because it's "für mich selbst" in german, i think.

    • @roseg1333
      @roseg1333 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@alis.b.4631 I’m sorry I don’t know what that means 😅☺️🥰

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 Před 3 měsíci +5

      ​@@alis.b.4631 no, she said "meself" in the video lmao

    • @alis.b.4631
      @alis.b.4631 Před 3 měsíci +29

      @@solus8685 i know, i think it's just directly translated from german (that's why i made the reply)

    • @RuthvenMurgatroyd
      @RuthvenMurgatroyd Před 3 měsíci +32

      Non-native speakers sometimes carry their grammar into their target language not recognizing that it doesn't always work. A lot of confusion happens between French "I have twenty years old" and English "I am twenty years old" for example for Francophones trying to learn English and vice versa.

  • @fatimaoubijjane326
    @fatimaoubijjane326 Před 3 měsíci +5947

    "more coffee?, YES!" me all day everyday.

    • @michalena8695
      @michalena8695 Před 3 měsíci +16

      👹yes👹😂😂

    • @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe
      @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe Před 3 měsíci +8

      Caffeine addiction is so normalized

    • @fatimaoubijjane326
      @fatimaoubijjane326 Před 3 měsíci +10

      @@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe i like to sniff grounded coffee beans. Black coffee is not enough anymore.

    • @skzginaaa
      @skzginaaa Před 3 měsíci +8

      ⁠@@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoei need the coffee beans up my nose to feel sane. I NEED COFFEE

    • @veevee4224
      @veevee4224 Před 3 měsíci +1

      The delivery on the YESS was perfect. And the finger cleaning thing. Ach

  • @thevipblink8571
    @thevipblink8571 Před měsícem +100

    "More coffee ?
    ..YES."

  • @Spaghetti1111
    @Spaghetti1111 Před měsícem +125

    The German mother is basically my intrusive thoughts 😂

  • @CyraEm
    @CyraEm Před 3 měsíci +7370

    I used to clean house for a woman from Germany, and I can still remember her assertive mostly yelling, "I. Am. Old!" every time she didn't want to do something her son asked her to do.
    She washed ziploc bags and tinfoil for reuse, got all her groceries from military commisary, and had an honest to god mangler in her basement for her yearly curtain washing. Very intense lady. Loved her.

    • @juliawirch2454
      @juliawirch2454 Před 3 měsíci +405

      I've washed ziploc bags my whole life. What a HORRIBLE thing for the environment to just throw them away, since there is zero chance of them being recycled. Planning to just get silicon bags soon...

    • @elodiepollock7326
      @elodiepollock7326 Před 3 měsíci +121

      Ziploc bags are for repeated use...?

    • @jeremiahgabriel5709
      @jeremiahgabriel5709 Před 3 měsíci +95

      The fact I already knew what a mangler was 😂 she sounds like quite the direct human though, which is honestly nice. No head games.

    • @talkativeacademy4528
      @talkativeacademy4528 Před 3 měsíci +54

      The disappearance of manglers from our society is truly sad

    • @suzbone
      @suzbone Před 3 měsíci +129

      ​@@talkativeacademy4528I'm curious why you think that, when automated laundry equipment freed women from backbreaking labor that took up an entire day... and from the *dangerous* mangle. I can think of fewer household machines that are more deserving to have been retired to museums.

  • @Wolfmaedchen
    @Wolfmaedchen Před 3 měsíci +3393

    The little hand gesture with the crumbs! I can’t 😂😂😂

    • @foerster6335
      @foerster6335 Před 3 měsíci +36

      Seeing it made me realized I inherited that from my German mother😂😂

    • @WandersNotLost
      @WandersNotLost Před 3 měsíci +9

      THAT was my favorite part

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace Před 3 měsíci +31

      It's so funny how she's performing this burden of eating a cookie lol

    • @tseve
      @tseve Před 2 měsíci +1

      My favourite park too 😂

    • @kayapereira5668
      @kayapereira5668 Před 2 měsíci +3

      I'm part german and my daughter does it as well LOL

  • @djmarie2058
    @djmarie2058 Před 21 dnem +7

    You LOVE your mom SO MUCH...
    Thanks for sharing her with us...
    We love her too!❤

  • @NikitaInShambles
    @NikitaInShambles Před měsícem +7

    her hand movements are PERFECT

  • @mrsdragonite
    @mrsdragonite Před 3 měsíci +1047

    My German mother passed in 2012 but I'm convinced her spirit has possessed this woman 😅

    • @B0mber44
      @B0mber44 Před 3 měsíci +22

      My condolences.

    • @POTATOSOOPS
      @POTATOSOOPS Před 3 měsíci +19

      She lives on in your fond memories of her

    • @gorunsko31
      @gorunsko31 Před 3 měsíci +12

      She also possessed spirit of my German mother-in-law who passed in 2016. Thank you 🙏

    • @TheKatarinaGiselle
      @TheKatarinaGiselle Před 3 měsíci +6

      My German father passed in 2014. I miss him so much!

    • @TheCoolestNigga
      @TheCoolestNigga Před 3 měsíci +4

      My deepest condolence hope u have a great life ✨

  • @Sky-Lark
    @Sky-Lark Před 3 měsíci +2280

    I grew up in America with a German mother. Can confirm. Especially. The bit about who you are texting and what you are saying and what did they say.

  • @johnny1o1
    @johnny1o1 Před 2 měsíci +78

    “Do you have a running club” 😂😂

  • @channuying
    @channuying Před 2 měsíci +116

    The German sarcasm of "I did not know..." I love it

  • @31topor
    @31topor Před 3 měsíci +1007

    This reminds me of my parents’ German neighbor Mary. If we didn’t beat her to it, she still shoveled her driveway well into her 90s. She stood about 4’10”. She could bake like nobody’s business and treated us all to beer and Jaegermeister when we’d help with a big chore. At her funeral, I learned that she would sometimes walk several miles along a busy road to visit her husband at the cemetery. She was had a great sense of humor. Only time could stop her. RIP, Mary.

    • @kashmir3489
      @kashmir3489 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Where was her husband in the early 1940s

    • @naerwyn239
      @naerwyn239 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Thank you for sharing!!

    • @rakadoni8403
      @rakadoni8403 Před 3 měsíci +35

      ​@@kashmir3489 why you gotta go there

    • @rakadoni8403
      @rakadoni8403 Před 3 měsíci +4

      That's sweet:)

    • @n.c.pictures
      @n.c.pictures Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@kashmir3489 oh stfu. What war crimes did the Allies commit???

  • @ShelboMacaroni92
    @ShelboMacaroni92 Před 11 měsíci +4194

    "An o-RAY-o cookie?" 😂😂😂

    • @paulinahafer7185
      @paulinahafer7185 Před 3 měsíci +35

      Just to prove the point that I am, indeed, properly German, that one completely went above my head 😂😂

    • @QuilCastro1984
      @QuilCastro1984 Před 3 měsíci +5

      We say it similarly in Spanish lol

    • @talkativeacademy4528
      @talkativeacademy4528 Před 3 měsíci +10

      @@paulinahafer7185 as a Slovak with a language with one main rule - write it as you say it (and vice versa), I didn't even notice either 😁

    • @virsi123
      @virsi123 Před 3 měsíci +14

      Everyone other than english speaking people says it like that

    • @Lemonz1989
      @Lemonz1989 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@virsi123 Not Faroese speakers. 😜

  • @elbotoface
    @elbotoface Před měsícem +4

    I just love your German mother skits. This one is a gem 😂❤ thank you!

  • @HaneenIAdam
    @HaneenIAdam Před 3 měsíci +45

    OMG! The more I watch such videos the more I realize that all mothers are the same. So much love to the mothers of the world.

  • @susannewestphal2081
    @susannewestphal2081 Před 3 měsíci +2421

    "KaRoLiNa!!! " * shouts agressively 😂

  • @hkh5199
    @hkh5199 Před 3 měsíci +3165

    As an Arab, this made me realise that all mums are the same regardless of ethnicity and nationality 😅❤️

    • @littlejacquesful
      @littlejacquesful Před 3 měsíci +136

      As a Mexican, I agree 😂

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 Před 3 měsíci +29

      ​@littlejacquesful I'm Mexican too and same.
      Ruth fisher core

    • @supersucks
      @supersucks Před 3 měsíci +61

      as an asian i agree 😂

    • @nicolethompson2399
      @nicolethompson2399 Před 3 měsíci +51

      Yall moms are rude like this? 😮

    • @DannyD-lr5yg
      @DannyD-lr5yg Před 3 měsíci +89

      Nahh, maybe many moms are, but not all lol.
      I’m a white American with a mom from Louisiana, and she’s sooo the polar opposite of this lady that these videos genuinely stress me out 😂
      My mom would run herself into an early grave being helpful, sweet, and accommodating to others, and then would apologize from beyond for her funeral being a bother. She and I have a great relationship, and talk every day. I couldn’t handle the harsh attitude and tendency to criticize of a mother like yours or OP’s. No hate, I just don’t get it 😬
      My mom’s a gem and YES I try to go out of my way to appreciate and help her, cause she doesn’t even know how much she deserves it 💖

  • @arianeleitzel5863
    @arianeleitzel5863 Před měsícem +23

    This truly reminds me of my German grandmother… the dryness and sarcasm are so spot on.

  • @MsAnnaMelody
    @MsAnnaMelody Před měsícem +31

    „Labrador“ could not have been pronounced any more German! 😄❤ much love from Germany

  • @CrossEyedMary94
    @CrossEyedMary94 Před 3 měsíci +641

    I work in a coffee shop with several German regulars and I'm so impressed by the accuracy of this

  • @jenvanderputten4277
    @jenvanderputten4277 Před 3 měsíci +3166

    After visiting my husband's German family, I can confirm the accuracy here 😂 So. Much. Coffee. So. Much. Hiking.

    • @trashboi-bk
      @trashboi-bk Před 3 měsíci +53

      That sounds like the exact life I would like to lead. 🤣

    • @patriciagodfrey6345
      @patriciagodfrey6345 Před 3 měsíci +133

      I learned real quick: If someone says "would you like to join us for a walk?" that actually means "would you like to climb several mountains and ford a few brooks?" Chose the shoes appropriately.

    • @jaimepepinbenner7252
      @jaimepepinbenner7252 Před 3 měsíci +19

      Ngl this makes me want to visit Germany lol

    • @juliastarkey274
      @juliastarkey274 Před 3 měsíci +12

      My mom is Swedish and this is like 50% her.

    • @mervinprone
      @mervinprone Před 2 měsíci +6

      Where do these hikers live. I’ve been to several German cities. Never saw a mountain.

  • @darh7111
    @darh7111 Před měsícem +11

    Makes me miss my Aunt, I need to call her. This is like actual footage of her. So good 😂 it's hard to capture the subtle nuisances, well done.

  • @Veronica705
    @Veronica705 Před měsícem +5

    😂😂😂I don't know why CZcams recommended these videos, but I'm glad they did.❤

  • @m.g.4060
    @m.g.4060 Před 3 měsíci +1085

    I don't even know any German mothers, but the mom energy is so strong I just KNOW it's accurate

    • @nanb4146
      @nanb4146 Před 3 měsíci +33

      It's like a very specific type of stuck up mom that you do meet quite frequently in Germany. I thank the universe that my German mom is nothing like that.

  • @sarahludo8482
    @sarahludo8482 Před 3 měsíci +5949

    “Who are you texting
    Who is it
    What are you saying
    What are you typing
    What did they say?”
    😭😂😂😂

    • @ars-vitae
      @ars-vitae Před 3 měsíci +92

      My mom is not German but she is this nosy 💀

    • @susannabonke8552
      @susannabonke8552 Před 3 měsíci +2

      😂😂🥴😤😤

    • @elisabethjurgens213
      @elisabethjurgens213 Před 3 měsíci +15

      The moms follow up questions are hilarious 😂

    • @turtellok4964
      @turtellok4964 Před 3 měsíci +24

      I feel like this is just so accurate to moms in general

    • @TM-tx9ct
      @TM-tx9ct Před 3 měsíci +9

      Guilty! I have said exactly this to both of my kids.

  • @sandravasquez7628
    @sandravasquez7628 Před měsícem +38

    😂😂😂 the "Ach Laura" is soooo real and perfect...😅

  • @donnasuelove416
    @donnasuelove416 Před měsícem +21

    I miss my German mama. 😢. Thank you 😊

  • @ergolineL
    @ergolineL Před 3 měsíci +1434

    This is my German mother... she's lived in the US since age 14 and doesn't even have an accent but the personality stuck lol.

    • @fayebell4716
      @fayebell4716 Před 3 měsíci +24

      My sisters mom is the same. Now as an adult I always open my windows no matter how cold it is 😅

    • @BlackSeranna
      @BlackSeranna Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@fayebell4716my mother’s grandmother was German. And I keep the windows cracked even in the winter where I sleep and where I stay active in the house. I cannot stand a closed house.

  • @proxiepenumbra6185
    @proxiepenumbra6185 Před 3 měsíci +1266

    Ma'am please, "the cafe is not so busy and yet our waitress is nowhere to be found" 😂 is fantastic. I will use in the future

    • @te7931
      @te7931 Před 3 měsíci +5

      My mother to a tee

  • @susanorr8348
    @susanorr8348 Před měsícem +11

    So many of these remind me of my dear late mother who was German. Makes me laugh and also see myself sometimes. 🤭

  • @jenhuslsee478
    @jenhuslsee478 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Having German relatives this makes me laugh so much . I remember as a kid visiting from the Uk and being weighed when I got there and told I was too heavy , taken to the Beach and lathered in sun cream and told to sit in the shade to protect my English skin 🤣

  • @Sara-vn2kz
    @Sara-vn2kz Před 3 měsíci +936

    The body language is the best part of this! 🙌

  • @jennabrilon1186
    @jennabrilon1186 Před 3 měsíci +946

    “Who are you texting? What are you typing? What did they say?” 😂 too real…

    • @windhorse4straveler647
      @windhorse4straveler647 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Can't do it. Can barely get thru it even knowing it is funny

    • @Xxsorafan
      @Xxsorafan Před 3 měsíci +2

      I’m Latina not German but my mom asks this all the time if I’m not giving her my full attention

  • @almohvn33
    @almohvn33 Před 22 dny +9

    OMG..... Raised by German mother!!!!! Spot on!

  • @LKre-vi5oq
    @LKre-vi5oq Před 2 měsíci +9

    I wish I could like this a thousand times

  • @Vellark
    @Vellark Před 3 měsíci +89

    “Is that a Labrador? A ✨LABHRADOHR✨” I’m dying 😂

  • @TheSamjane4
    @TheSamjane4 Před 3 měsíci +315

    My German mother is 69..still working full time and you better believe she could do an 8 hour hike 😂

    • @divine2310
      @divine2310 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Did she always do that too when she was young?

    • @elissa3188
      @elissa3188 Před 3 měsíci +4

      My German mother retired at 74 I think? And her job kept calling her back after she retired for a few years because they couldn't find anyone to replace her and do the work so well. Hope she does as well- My mom only lost her ability to be really active after Covid/and the death of my brother. - She's 81 now.

    • @moglibora
      @moglibora Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@elissa3188 Bless all our mothers..

  • @Just_a_random_human_being
    @Just_a_random_human_being Před měsícem +3

    I sat up straight when she told her to 😂

  • @DrMilazzoDVM
    @DrMilazzoDVM Před 3 měsíci +15

    I can never tell if my German clients are upset with me or are trying to be friendly. Usually it’s always a good outcome but I wonder what they are like really upset… I think I’d be scared. Lol! ❤

  • @xalnikova
    @xalnikova Před 3 měsíci +641

    My German aunt is EXACTLY like that lol. The mannerisms, the tone of voice, the face expressions, you nailed it!

    • @cspace1234nz
      @cspace1234nz Před 2 měsíci +2

      My German ex-girlfriend is just like this.....and that's why she's my ex-girlfriend,

    • @tantuce
      @tantuce Před 2 dny +1

      @@cspace1234nz I bet! Very annoying. They can't control their mouth

    • @cspace1234nz
      @cspace1234nz Před 2 dny

      @@tantuce ….but they like to control everything else

  • @jayneandrews4964
    @jayneandrews4964 Před 3 měsíci +58

    I have a German girlfriend since 1980. She used to complain about her mother talking to her like this . She now has 5 grown up children and I love to listen to these sort of conversations she has with all of them. One word sums her up “intense “. 😂 Love her to bits.

    • @tantuce
      @tantuce Před 2 dny

      Is it the reason you never married her?

  • @cross2833
    @cross2833 Před 3 měsíci +7

    I grew up next to a German family and interacted with them daily. This is so spot on!! 😅

  • @mrsflo580
    @mrsflo580 Před měsícem +8

    I can not get enough of this, the "German Mother." 😂😂😂

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson Před 3 měsíci +327

    The reaction to the labrador is absolutely perfect :')
    Also, "Ach, sit up straight" while her spine is a logarithmic curve

  • @Brutus-bs2os
    @Brutus-bs2os Před 3 měsíci +1668

    The 8 hour hike is too real😭 i went to visit my German uncle and his family and literally the first thing we did was go for a hike. My American ass could not stand it.

    • @katherinewilson1853
      @katherinewilson1853 Před 3 měsíci +71

      Good lord, they must have great cardiovascular health.

    • @JohnAutopsy
      @JohnAutopsy Před 3 měsíci +64

      Well why do you come to the country if you do not want to see the country? 🥸

    • @Brutus-bs2os
      @Brutus-bs2os Před 3 měsíci +54

      @@JohnAutopsy i didn’t have a choice, it was a family trip😐

    • @toby-nq9di
      @toby-nq9di Před 3 měsíci +18

      My german friend calls them spaziergang (bc her parents drag her on 8+ hr hikes and call them short) and shes demanded to take me on one when we next see each other

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 Před 3 měsíci +57

      My German friend visiting to the western US lmao. “Why are we driving to the restaurant? Can we not just walk?” With what sidewalks, Sarah??

  • @monicapreethi2820
    @monicapreethi2820 Před 3 měsíci +8

    The napkin hand gesture is spot on !! Living in German for eight years. Ich weiß dass 😂

  • @sydneylee7907
    @sydneylee7907 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "When was the last time you read" is SOOOOO outta pocket!😂😂😂 I'd be offended😂😂

  • @Rjmaaske
    @Rjmaaske Před 3 měsíci +214

    The finger flutters after the cookie got me 😂

    • @westie430
      @westie430 Před 3 měsíci

      I was wheeze laughing at that part🤣

  • @EA_Kar
    @EA_Kar Před 3 měsíci +261

    A pirate? No, even worse: a mime

  • @aprilpinkard9929
    @aprilpinkard9929 Před 2 měsíci +9

    I had a German babysitter in North Carolina when I was a child. I loved that lady so much.❤

  • @Tenebrae87
    @Tenebrae87 Před 7 dny +2

    I feel like if I had a mom like this I’d be a more put together person

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 Před 3 měsíci +266

    “What are you saying? What did you say?”
    Flashbacks to my entire youth, and my mom making me recount for her every conversation I’ve ever had 😂

  • @twylaodd6501
    @twylaodd6501 Před 3 měsíci +296

    Shes always trying to help you make friends ❤

    • @kcjd8659
      @kcjd8659 Před 3 měsíci +6

      It’s a cover for trying to get her to take more exercise.

  • @leebain9114
    @leebain9114 Před 2 měsíci +17

    brooo these german video are killing me.! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kittydaddy2023
    @kittydaddy2023 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I'm obsessed with this woman's mother

    • @hawkeye9793
      @hawkeye9793 Před měsícem

      I am too. Strict yet a free spirit, too. She's hilarious. The mooning after American film stars and mispronouncing their names is too much. She's quite overbearing in some ways. My Mom is this way too. But also concerned for her daughter, in an overly needling way. But she's really involved, too. The GYN skit & Coffee with a busy friend was a scream. GYN exams....yes, exactly, unecessarily uncomfortable, whole rigamarole invented by sadistic people. The speculums alone attest to that. The guy who invented it reportedly was an utter psychopath. I mean, the sturrups are horrifically uncomfortable as well. There must be a more humane way of practisibg Gynocology. Don't get me started on Mammograms. Utter, utter torture.

  • @plexiglasscheibe5727
    @plexiglasscheibe5727 Před 3 měsíci +130

    As a German I love this so much! She is a mix of all of the parents around me hahaha. Feels a little like childhood.

  • @sethappleton7628
    @sethappleton7628 Před 3 měsíci +459

    As a native English speaker, I'd just like to say that "Ach ! " As opposed to "Oh!" Or just "Ah!" Is a FAR superior expression of the kind of surprise she's exhibiting here.

    • @LoveK1
      @LoveK1 Před 3 měsíci +1

      How? It means the same thing and the English version.

    • @sethappleton7628
      @sethappleton7628 Před 3 měsíci +23

      @@LoveK1 I know they mean the same, but it's like how it sounds better to say something has a certain "je ne sais quoi" than to say that it has a certain " hmm I don't know what" to it. In German it just sounds nice and more accurately describes the kind of passive aggressive "surprise" that your parents use to let you know they're not really thrilled about something you're doing.

    • @ngotemna8875
      @ngotemna8875 Před 3 měsíci +18

      ​@@sethappleton7628 Passive aggressiveness and underhanded "compliments" are very important pillars of german communication lol

    • @sethappleton7628
      @sethappleton7628 Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@ngotemna8875 I'm well aware, my girlfriends whole family is German/Austrian . They wield passive aggression like a scalpel

    • @justjaimie
      @justjaimie Před 3 měsíci

      My Opa made that sound all the time!

  • @marcellafernandez2166
    @marcellafernandez2166 Před měsícem +1

    Omigoodness, in real life this must be intense, but on the internet, your mother is pure gold!

  • @msmanager2775
    @msmanager2775 Před dnem

    Bless the Labrador , she gets all the love from German mother !

  • @d.d.d.a.a.a.n.n.n
    @d.d.d.a.a.a.n.n.n Před 3 měsíci +119

    The 'did you not read my email' part was perfection

  • @shelbreezyfebreezy7544
    @shelbreezyfebreezy7544 Před 3 měsíci +64

    My grandmother is German and her dementia has gotten to the point that I can no longer hold a conversation with her
    This videos bring back so many memories of time I spent with her

    • @marieg-kb7sw
      @marieg-kb7sw Před 3 měsíci

      I’m so sorry to hear about your Grandmother 😞 This woman makes fantastic videos on communicating with dementia patients. Maybe something will help? czcams.com/users/shortsnGzwWlLUOVw?si=GSciCDWHbUhXkV_C

  • @FarhanAli-mq1dw
    @FarhanAli-mq1dw Před 2 měsíci +2

    Lol, I love her content. If I share this with my German friend, she will probably say, “ U are so strange.”

  • @rogerroger3383
    @rogerroger3383 Před měsícem +2

    As an american with german immigrant parents and my entire extended family in germany, your videos are incredibly validating. I cant believe how spot on these videos are. I thought it was just my german family that was like this. Or maybe we are related.

  • @ravenclaw832
    @ravenclaw832 Před 3 měsíci +95

    No matter how kind your kids are, German kids are always kinder
    😉

  • @leyawolf5484
    @leyawolf5484 Před 3 měsíci +514

    I am German and Norwegian so the lets go for a 8 hour hike i felt in my bones!

    • @mikeolson3337
      @mikeolson3337 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Haha same :) well Norwegian and Austrian. waiting anxiously for spring hiking

    • @srely3786
      @srely3786 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Lol! I am Canadian born to Norwegian and English parents, so love her impressions! And, yes, we did lots of walks/hikes/camping/skiing/biking… ❤😂

    • @TheDragiix3
      @TheDragiix3 Před 3 měsíci +11

      As an Austrian, when the family suggests a quick "Verdauungsspaziergang" after lunch, expect a 5h hike minimum

    • @fetzenwurst
      @fetzenwurst Před 3 měsíci +1

      you are an american

    • @dantelibretatis5473
      @dantelibretatis5473 Před 3 měsíci

      Im English, Scottish & Irish decent… so I’m gonna go do a bunch of stereotypical shit because it’s cute to say. It doesn’t matter that I’ve never been to those countries or have any idea wtf they do there. Idiot.

  • @hleebeg
    @hleebeg Před 3 měsíci +4

    I save these videos to watch with my mum 😂 she isn't German but my whole family have lived in Germany separately haha I lived with a German family for a year in Düsseldorf 😊

  • @nonaeubinis4934
    @nonaeubinis4934 Před 11 dny +1

    I love your mom!

  • @TheAnna123marie
    @TheAnna123marie Před 3 měsíci +131

    They can't help but say everything on their mind.

  • @kaylaupdegraff7094
    @kaylaupdegraff7094 Před 10 měsíci +398

    This accent is so on point 😆

    • @TheRealF.ckingJesus
      @TheRealF.ckingJesus Před 3 měsíci

      Nah, not exactly. You probably don’t know real german accents, but most people in Germany speak with way less of an accent or with a regional accent on top of the German accent. There is no in between.

  • @juliebrown5535
    @juliebrown5535 Před 2 měsíci +2

    The accuracy of my childhood 😂😂 and its worse when you get my mom and her sisters lolol

  • @ScreenSean
    @ScreenSean Před měsícem +1

    There is something so pure and satisfying about this.

  • @eggi4443
    @eggi4443 Před 3 měsíci +307

    I'm Polish and this is LITERALLY my mom 😭 she's so sweet tho

  • @vernakaunisto1543
    @vernakaunisto1543 Před 11 měsíci +465

    So happy to see another German mother update!

  • @ZeKraken
    @ZeKraken Před 3 měsíci +2

    I want to meet her. She sounds like a gem.

  • @neuroticgurl0295
    @neuroticgurl0295 Před 24 dny +32

    THE HANDS AFTER THE BISCUIT

  • @anastasialeonarthis2685
    @anastasialeonarthis2685 Před 3 měsíci +47

    My grandma was German, and I lost her just over a year ago. She was like a mom to me. Now, I get to see your shorts and it makes me smile and think of her, because she was very much the same, though a bit more tame about some things. It's nice to get a reminder of her every once in awhile. Thank you for putting content like this out there.

  • @watovit
    @watovit Před 3 měsíci +108

    "OH a LAHBRAHDOOR!" Reminds me of my mama so much. miss her. ❤

  • @Sequence303
    @Sequence303 Před měsícem +1

    The slow bite into the biscuit 😂😂

  • @michelleschleve4202
    @michelleschleve4202 Před měsícem +2

    I know this is supposed to be funny but I could listen to you speaking with that accent for HOURS. it's so calming to me. 🥰😅 Hilariously calming? Yea that. 😅

  • @lydiarose3431
    @lydiarose3431 Před 3 měsíci +108

    The finger rubbing after you eat something is SO REAL!! Third gen German here and my boyfriend always looks at me weird when I do the little finger flick thing 😂

    • @addisons2583
      @addisons2583 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Lol I also am German but had no idea that’s why I always do this

    • @partylikeits1066
      @partylikeits1066 Před 3 měsíci +2

      lol same and my mum does that too

    • @kayapereira5668
      @kayapereira5668 Před 2 měsíci +1

      My grandma was half German and it's been passed down all the way to my kid haha

  • @nehakatkar
    @nehakatkar Před 3 měsíci +64

    When she said sit up straight, I immediately sat up straight involuntarily 😂

  • @tonyeastman153
    @tonyeastman153 Před 6 dny

    This helps me understand my German friend SO much! Thank you.

  • @sensitivedino
    @sensitivedino Před 22 dny +1

    you did the mannerisms so perfectly

  • @MissRandomComment
    @MissRandomComment Před 3 měsíci +79

    I'm Dutch and most of this is spot on. Apparently my mother is from Germany!

    • @deeceepnw
      @deeceepnw Před 3 měsíci +3

      My grandmother from Friesland

    • @Mamato3
      @Mamato3 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Dutch moms are like this 💯

  • @LadyKatherineAnn
    @LadyKatherineAnn Před 3 měsíci +57

    I have never seen a person eat a singular cookie in that many steps.

  • @japetrini
    @japetrini Před 28 dny +2

    I want to meet this woman!

  • @conniemurray9046
    @conniemurray9046 Před měsícem +1

    Love your mom!