on a serious note... i am beyond grateful to finally start growing a community of genuinely good people after 17 years of failure as a youtuber. if even 1% of you reading this decide to subscribe, it will help me get so much closer to my lifelong "unrealistic" dream of having 1M subscribers to entertain on a daily basis. thank you in advance to those of you that decide to take the extra second to grace me with your kindness. i won't let you down! love all of you guys forreal! 💜
No way shouldnt a barber be used to seeing dudes with no hair coming in for a cut? I’ve seen it and it’s easy to laugh about it but there’s nothing wrong in taking care of yourself
That was indeed "the line" such application Public appeasing overlords, I'll put a little bit more I'll put a little bit more Extinctionist global elite trying to kill everybody, I'll put a little bit more I'll put a little bit more Game devs trying to make playerbase happy, I'll put a little bit more, I'll put a little bit more Music artist, maintaining and reinventing themselves at the same time, I'll put a little bit more, I'll put a little bit more Me eating ice cream ... I'll put a little bit more, I'll put a little bit more
@@bobbobertbobberton1073 he doesn’t seem like hes that old, probably just bad hair genes. But regardless of age being able to embrace things that may seem negative about yourself and be able to laugh it is a great thing.
@@GooseWayneTVwell hope no longer because as the supreme authority of all things CZcams this is the precipice and all CZcamsrs will do well to do 1/10th of what you’ve done today ❤
@@GooseWayneTV here’s to your 1Milli! Thank you for making me giggle with you. There are still genuine people out here I believe, they’re just harder to find these days. Much love to Wifey as well. ❤ she’s a true one.
@@vincichen8604 They said “Not you swiping it right off” when he didn’t somebody else blew it off and I guess it’s annoying when people start a sentence with “Not you” etc.
He doesn’t just roll with it. Not even close. He embraces it to the fullest to the extent of fashioning his entire public identity around it. Good character.
@@goofyrat2938 you could also be in my neighborhood, my parrot tends to do fly off his perch and scream at random intervals without me laughing and scaring him lol
on a serious note... i am beyond grateful to finally start growing a community of genuinely good people after 17 years of failure as a youtuber. if even 1% of you reading this decide to subscribe, it will help me get so much closer to my lifelong "unrealistic" dream of having 1M subscribers to entertain on a daily basis. thank you in advance to those of you that decide to take the extra second to grace me with your kindness. i won't let you down! love all of you guys forreal! 💜
You’re an inspiration bro, keep following your dreams
You’re gonna blow up , and I’m here for it!! WE LOVE YOU MAN ❤ your content is very funny and you’re super entertaining, keep grinding brother!
Yeah got my sub brother
I didn't get it at first, but after watching every video I realized you're comedy gold.
You’re awesome big dawg. You bring so much entertainment and smiles to a lot of ppl and I wish you the best in life. Much love 🙏🏾❤️
not "ahhh _that's_ why" 😂😂😂😭😭😭
He stopped himself halfway 💀
😂😂😂😂😂
Barber definitely fighting demons trying not to laugh
Barber definitely knows Goose already so I kind of doubt it.
@@donovanfaust3227 then he wouldnt have to ask why he gets bullied tho 😂
No way shouldnt a barber be used to seeing dudes with no hair coming in for a cut? I’ve seen it and it’s easy to laugh about it but there’s nothing wrong in taking care of yourself
@@seppmega2300 it's just suppose to be a funny video man
@@Ripcraze ? I guess u tagged the wrong person
Dude turned into French Montana with 1 haircut.
😂😂😂😂😂😂💯
🎯🎯🎯🎯
@@justkillintime3411 he diiiidddd! I was trying to figure out who he resembled.
With only a limited of seconds
Haaaaan
LMAOOOOO right when he started feeling himself
LMAO “I’ll put a little bit more” 😭
That had me SCREAMING lmao
Ho lee fok! 😂😂😂😂
🥲
@@GooseWayneTV literally the opposite of “just take a little off the top” 😭. Hope you recovered.
@@Saphangel you love attention dont you..
“I’ll put a little bit more” is absolutely crazy 💀
493 likes creators heart and still no replies let me fix that
😂
That was indeed "the line" such application
Public appeasing overlords, I'll put a little bit more I'll put a little bit more
Extinctionist global elite trying to kill everybody, I'll put a little bit more I'll put a little bit more
Game devs trying to make playerbase happy, I'll put a little bit more, I'll put a little bit more
Music artist, maintaining and reinventing themselves at the same time, I'll put a little bit more, I'll put a little bit more
Me eating ice cream ... I'll put a little bit more, I'll put a little bit more
😂
What else can he do😂
You know damn well that barber laughed as soon as you walked out 😂😂
As if the barber wasn't in on it🤦♂️😅
The braids were actually pretty fire no lie
I love how you can laugh at yourself and not be bothered.
When you get old shit like that doesn't bother you.
@@bobbobertbobberton1073 he doesn’t seem like hes that old, probably just bad hair genes. But regardless of age being able to embrace things that may seem negative about yourself and be able to laugh it is a great thing.
It still bothers him but not enough to show it all the time
@@aaronarceneaux1564 actually might have been a staph A infection, I think I saw something like that in another clip?
Ofcourse it bothers him. Every single balding men probably does feel a little bit of pain when you have hair loss, some more than others.
From crackhead to crack dealer, that barber did you proper 💯👌🏼😂😂
AYO
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm fuckin howlinnn 😂😂
“DID YOU PROPER” IS WILD
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 mad disrespectful
Omg hell naw!✋🏽😆 The fibers blowing away is beyond diabolical😆😂😂
🏆 this comment.. got my hand shaking👋🏼
Bro thought he is an gta barber💀
Naaah that was Diabolical, even the barber bullied him talkin about “I’ll put a little bit more”🤣🤣💀💀
That barber transformed Goose turned into a Cuban drug lord. 😂
I was like "Ayyy Pappy"
Turned Goose into _Gusmão_
Mofo 100% did look as such. 😂
Because he had braids?
LMFAOOOO THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING 😂😂😂😂😂
I WATCHED this WAY too many times 😅..between watching the vid and reading the comments..it's ALL HILARIOUS 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂yessssss
The look of betrayal when it came off
bro got that GTA service 💀
Hahah this guy does remind me of Trevor.
fr tho 😂
@@mcmillanjustin903TREVOR PHILIPS
😂😂😂😂 na i was impress with the results but the blower blowing away the hair sent me! 🤣🤣🤣 LMAO!
Lol
😂😂
“I’ll put a little bit more” 😂😂😂😂 nah but that’s messed up just go balled. You’re not ugly so you’ll be okay 💯💜🙏🏽
Bro looked like French Montana for a sec 😂
"I'm tired of getting bullied on the internet so I'm going to the barbershop to get bullied instead." 😂😂
Worse case scenario 😂
He got the in real life experience 🤣
😂😂😂😂
When the dust blew off I fuckin lost it 💀🤣🤣🤣
Yep me too lol
Dust 😭😭😭
blow dryer
😂😂😂😂😂
The look on his face when he wiped it too ahahahahaa
Lawd I Passed OUT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro is the gta 5 barber💀
Knocked the Oreo dust off your head 😭 but you looking slick regardless bro 💯🔥
Oreo dust 😂😂
OREO DUST?! this might be contender for diabolical comment of the day my friend
Oreo dust is outrageous LMAOOO
That's a violation.😂😂😂😂😂
Bro I farted laughing at this. 😢
“Ooh that’s why” Bro’s violation went unnoticed 😂
Oh my word😂😂😂😂😂No! Why did he pull out that leaf blower! You were straight prior to😂😂😂
Give the Barber an Award for not laughing 😂
Half his masterpiece blew away. You might wanna stay indoors. 😂 That was f’n hilarious
i live in florida. was only gonna last 2 seconds before it rained anyways 😭
@@GooseWayneTVDid you ask for it or was it the barber’s idea? 😭😭
@@GooseWayneTVWHAT? Does it rain a lot there? My retirement plan was moving there to golf 😂
@@Bech285 it doesn't rain that much but humidity will kill you
@@Bech285on the coast what do you think
Dude turned into drake 😂
I thought I was the only one who thought that's 😂😂😂
@criminalkirth1 definitely not the only one lmfao!
How I don't see the correlation?
That's French Montana
French Montana
The way he looked so shocked when it came off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
*lmao this skit was good*
When he blew off the hairline I lost it
😂 barber got jokes
"I'll put a little bit more"
Blud has no hair
I laughed myself right to my inhaler 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He literally went from white to back Black that fast lol
For 3 seconds I believed GTA haircuts were finally possible
😂😂😂
😂😂
😂
😂😂😂😂
This comment made me laugh so hard for some reason. Damn
Gave you that GTA treatment.
Literally was searching for this comment
The light skin pose is crazy work😂😂
Baba, you get mouth jo!!...
I dey feel you... ❤
Bro went from looking like an internet child predator to French Montana 😂
Nah he ended up looking a bit like P Diddy
Same thing
R Kelly to Nelly
From bbl drizzay to drizzy drake
Lol fr he looks good
Even the barber joined in on the action. Brutal work.
I'm too high lol he got me in the first half ngl 😂😂😂 love the videos they're absolutely HILARIOUS
Brother that Bigen finna wash tf out but your wicks UNDEFEATED LMAO 🤣 💯 love you fam!
Bro changed races immediately 😂😂❤
Barber actually hooked it up ❤
He's biracial, how could he change races?
@sadie2melw so he's has every gene pool on the planet?
@@sadie2melwnobody can change races, being biracial has nothing to do with it lol
Changed races? From what to what?
@@jun.kashewsit's a joke
LMFAO 10/10. The blow dryer was perfect.
Plot twist: same blower he uses on the reaction vids lmao
I can’t stop watching this. 😂❤
Bruh this was hilarious. You should DEFINITELY do more irl content like this. I think that's the key to keeping your channel growing ngl
Like you know
....I think he's growing just fine
These salty kinds in the replies 😂 it would definitely reach another audience and it's hilarious
The reference to "real life" concerns me... where you at?
@@rutabega306 You act like it was an outlandish suggestion... yet 642 people agree with him and 4 people agree with you. That must suck.
This is an epic moment in CZcams history.
i hope so 🙏🏽
@@GooseWayneTVwell hope no longer because as the supreme authority of all things CZcams this is the precipice and all CZcamsrs will do well to do 1/10th of what you’ve done today ❤
@@GooseWayneTV My guy how do you look like every single ethnicity on the planet mixed?
Woah. Before the prank, he brought homie back to life😅🔥💯
U made me laugh very hard today brother 😂 💯
It was the look back at the barber for me after Goose wiped his head for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😩
Me too, that part had me wheezing
@@GooseWayneTV here’s to your 1Milli! Thank you for making me giggle with you. There are still genuine people out here I believe, they’re just harder to find these days. Much love to Wifey as well. ❤ she’s a true one.
Hahahaha Hahahaha.
Me too how can u look so betrayed and hilarious at the same time it really is comedy art 😂
Not you swiping it right off 😂😂😂
Not you saying Not you 🤮
@@4evaReadyEddie Internet slang/talk is fucking stupid man i agree!
@@4evaReadyEddie dont get it
@@vincichen8604 They said “Not you swiping it right off” when he didn’t somebody else blew it off and I guess it’s annoying when people start a sentence with “Not you” etc.
@@Kocha_qizlari_Ni He legit wiped it with his fingers wdym he didn't lol
“Shake em man, shake em!” Ah haircut
The blow away at the end was hilarious. I will put a bit more on. Great barber
The hairdryer is both your best friend and worst enemy 😂
Fr😂😂😂
such is life 🥲
My best friend doesn't blow my new hair off 😂
LOL how the barber went in on the joke, love it.
Script but soo gud
He was like oohhhh
the barber also went from being a black guy to a white guy with dreads lol
@@anustart1326 looks pretty black to me
😂 It’s all love!! Your personality overshadows your hair any how
Took the vacuum out and destroyed his new confidence..😂😂
Love that the barber was willing to clown with you 😂👏🏻
“I’ll put a little bit more”😂😭
Oh, now this is the funniest shYt I've seen in a LONG time😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you!
Dude you look fucking awesome like that man
The way he looked up like he was betrayed by his mother 😭
That reveal literally KILLED ME wtfff 😂😂
Literally?
@intotheunknown21 yes, I'm replying from the ether realm
RIP. did you lost your shoes?
@@MrSkrilla316 unfortunately
Reveal??? ….Killed as in funny? The reveal looked good wtf you mean?!?!
I shouldn’t be this invested in your content😂
the fact that it looked so good on him just blew it away at the end😭😭😭
Yea you could say the results really blew me away
Underrated
😂😂😂😂 you was looking good for a quick minute
He looks better without it ❤
Quick second bro.
dont lie man 😭 he aint bad without it but come on@@xtechtips152
*You WERE looking... English grammar baby 😀
@@RaVen-ic8mn get a life baby.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg. I was having a teary bad day and this brightened my day omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
😂😂😂😂 that blow dry moment was so funny! Its gonna wash of at home anyway.
My guy worked magic on my man!! Had him lookin like the off brand French Montana 😂❤❤ 😊
For a couple of seconds 😂
Great Value 😂✌🏿
Stench Montana
Spanish Florida
@@doomham7652LMAOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂
Lmao the painted edge up is CRAZY😂
You'd be surprised by the amount of uncs walking around with that shit 😂
@@debashishkaushik6933whats a unc? im too old to know
Bro style he gave you looks fucking fire dude NGL ❤
Broooo😂☠️ your videos are hilarious 🙏🙏
Bro’s hopes and dreams got blown away 😭
Apparently mine did too!
I admire you so much. You just roll with what you've got. Thats total freedom kids. This is what happy people are like.
He doesn’t just roll with it.
Not even close.
He embraces it to the fullest to the extent of fashioning his entire public identity around it.
Good character.
@@TKayCO a truthful different perspective
Yes I love watching this guy I used to be so embarrassed when I go in public but now I have lots of confidence I just go with the flow
😅😅😅 O m g the timing of the blow dryer was perfect
NGL with what he had to work with barber worked his magic 😂👏👏
This might be thr funniest thing I've seen. Bro your the GOAT
"Tired of getting bullied on the internet..."
Gets trolled at the barbershop 😆
We love you Goose.
Don't blame the barber for trying, blame yourself for lying...😂😂😂
My guy
Fuck what people think man.
If people can't except You for who you are that's a them problem.
Keep your head up king.
I know barber was trying to hold that poker face 😭
Laughed so hard my parrot 🦜 flew off his perch😂
yo i think your my neighbor. about a week ago my neighbor with a bird busted out laughing hella hard
@@BlueWallFull4331 wait that’s crazy, I also heard squawking and flapping from the one of the houses last week as well? Neighbourhood gang?
@@goofyrat2938 you could also be in my neighborhood, my parrot tends to do fly off his perch and scream at random intervals without me laughing and scaring him lol
@@goofyrat2938 damn wait, I think my whole block in this chat. Neighborhood gng🌊
Wait ong, I heard the same across the street
Bruh… Im WHEEZING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Respect to the barber for not laughing 😂
Barbarer said “ooooooooh😮” like they had a valid reason to bully him💀💀
lmaooo
Goose is the funniest person on the planet
you wildin that's obviously theo von 😭 dude is HILARIOUS
@@GooseWayneTV Theo needs to get you on his podcast ASAP
That would be fantastic
Nah my man, you have some inner comedy! The real shit 🙏🙏@@GooseWayneTV
@@GooseWayneTVwow I love Theo too!!😂
😂i aint gone lie i laughed my ass off
You really are a great person man fuck what they think dawg you got shit on lock
This man has 0 hairline, but still looks better than 78% of us😂
No
Nah I’m pretty handsome
78%? You really went out there and surveyed the world then came back with that statistic? 😂
The barber understood the assignment! 😅
I honestly thought he did a decent job considering what he was working with. 😅 like... it actually looked kind of decent. I'm sure this was a joke.
Until it became dust in the wind. 😂
In a world full of superficial pricks and brats who cant stand laughing at themseleves, you my dude are keeping it real. Keep doing you.
DANM THAT CUT IS CLEAN
Your sense of humor is 10/10
It actually low key looked fire🍻🍻 ur videos are dope asf! Stay confident g
I love it don't stop being you man never stop being you
Yo you are too funny, I love your videos and your sense of humor
What a great barber! Love that he played along with the skit