Thank you, because of your existing, no matter what role you play in the screen, you made my dream came true. The movie industry not only holds actors’ dream, but also ours. Thanks.
@@ignaci0musikI second your comment. I hope they are successful too. There's been quite a few times when I chat with people from other countries who tell me they envy what I do because their parents wouldn't let them do anything in the creative fields. Instead, they were pressured into career fields they didn't want in order to make them happy. I felt bad for them because I know what it's like to work at a soul-sucking job. Meanwhile, my parents were semi-supportive of me majoring in whatever I wanted as long as I went to college and was happy with it. Their main goal for me was to make sure I went to college on a full tuition scholarship and I did. Then, after I graduated into a recession, they started bashing me for going to college and said college was a scam (*face palm*).
"We spun a wheel to decide your career: Doctor or lawyer" As an asian, I say that this is more accurate than anything else on this planet. (Edit: 2k likes already?! Tysm guys!!!)
Actually aren't there far more Asian engineers than lawyers? Lawyer actually requires a masterful handling of the English language, which most Asians don't have.
"I want to be an actor" "No, go to become lawyer" "But dad, I want to become an actor" "Do you think lawyer can't acting? Go to the law school and act in front of the judges"
@@dakbabu Many aspiring actors work in restaurants and cafes while waiting for auditions and acting gigs. In this particular case, Steven's dad was talking about the aspiring actors that work in Starbucks.
@@chan6565 it's losers with law or medical degrees calming themselves that the guy working barista won't make it, while any lawyer is set flipping burgers for life.
I mean if engineer is needed when we had to fix AI at the same time doctor or scientist had to be a gene engineer. We would need more engineer and doctor rather than lawyer as it is easily automated by some AI.
Wouldn't an Asian parent be hurting themselves to spend money to punish their kid with Panda Express? I guess if they have a coupon or there's a special Hell with that "I have slipper".
@@tylarsen3154 Don't take it too seriously. Panda Express was founded by a Chinese-American couple as an offshoot of their sit-down Panda Restaurant. Most older Chinese seem to be fine with it as "Chinese fast food". The second generation is way too obsessed with what is "real" Chinese and what is not.
That clap to kneeslap to table rap combo was terrific.
Right? 😅 Simply brilliant!
In India 98% engineers are failures
@Correcticalgas cylinder was too much 😂😂🤣
My mom be hitting everything in her reach range
Sounds like an Eminem rhyme lol
"You're 9 years old, not a CHILD anymore. Go get a job"
Literally one of my favourite line
According to my mom once your past six you're no longer a child.
yuh obvi 9 year old you call dat a child no you grow up at 6 and should have a multi billion company at 4
@@ChimdiKate tell that to my mother who says I shouldn't drink tea because I am a kid even though I am 19.
@@kirito5547 Same 😔
@@kirito5547I was allowed to drink tea at like 10 years old or a lil older already because it's not an adult drink
"I bought you a mirror"
"Why"
"so you can see how dumb you look"
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Dawg 1.4k no comment that’s wild
@@Someduduenow 2
@@Undercover_Smile Now 1.7K likes and 3 replies
cool
that's actually quite a common phrase in China XD like when we're tryna insult someone we ask them to get a mirror
In India the wheel has two options:-
Doctor and engineer
But they all go into IT eventually.
Scammer too
@@Gnite911yr parents..?
@@Gnite911 You guys deserve to be scammed.
@@anshikaraj8282 😂😂
“Me and your mother never told you this, you ugly. So go apply to law school.” Makes perfect sense
Makes so much sense
Ikr
Lol
I mean, it's the only reason I went to law school... I still failure
Riiight - ?
"I swam all the way from China for you to be a disappointment" I'm still rolling😂😂😂
Try rolling across the ocean while you had the momentum
@@mrartdeco🤣
Same 😂
I was rolling to china until I saw my self I looked like a TOTALLY A FAILURE
Uphill! Both ways!
"Where's your receipt, i return you"
This was personal 😂
18 likes only underrated
That comment got me!🤣🤣
He's his dad, they're all personal.
I had to pause it, I was wheezing
“You’re having Panda Express for dinner.” *gasps in horror* 😂
😂😂😂
*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
As an Asian who has tried Panda Express, I confirm it is true.
Honest to god I’m white af and I am right there with him
as a white person, it is the most horrible Chinese food I've ever had.. The bathroom has 254,967,127 dots on the tile floor.
As an aspiring actor currently working at Starbucks, that "Venti matcha, 2 pumps classic" line hit me like a truck.
Just give up and get a degree in stem
Oof
That must’ve hurt
Thank you, because of your existing, no matter what role you play in the screen, you made my dream came true.
The movie industry not only holds actors’ dream, but also ours. Thanks.
I'll have one of those. The name's Myque.
“I got you a gift”
“It’s a mirror”
“So you can see how dumb you look”
Damn that roast hit really hard
I thought he gonna say how ugly he is x))
Critical hit of emotional damage.
Emotional damage 😊
It hit harder than will smith
@@Turbogamerz-jk4sq Asian parents roast so damn hot... it makes the Atomic bombs dropped on Japan feel like a snow day!
I love how none of the insults phase him until it gets to "Panda express for dinner" lmao
"you're ugly, apply to law school" as a lawyer this is hilarious
bro, you ain't no lawyer
@@DerpyMrBearcome on bro, let him dream.
"I swim all the way from China just for you to be disappointment" 😂
that one was funny. The rest were vicious.
Lol
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
China 💩👎🏻
Exactly
"I swam all the way from China for you to be a DISSAPOINTMENT!" Makes PERFECT sense
@@theinkbendy2173 ima continue with my second reply as well
@@Tiginate Me third
May I be the fifth
@@ynzenijland1193 then I’m sixth ig
Gets me every time
"you are ugly so apply to law school. "
Bro roasted all lawyers and judges...
😂😂😂😂
Like avatar.
Are you korean?
As an Asian, I can confirm, this is the EXACT answer I got when I told my parents about becoming an actor.
As a Persian, I can confirm the same thing, but no words, only looks
as a Mexican I got my records and dj gig clothes thrown away when I told my mom i wanted to be a dj/ producer
Wishing everyone with immigrant parents pursing anything in the arts / entertainment industry the best of luck and much success
@@visionvixxensame I’m Persian too but ngl they r kinda nice coz they lemme pick the type of belt I want 😊
@@ignaci0musikI second your comment. I hope they are successful too. There's been quite a few times when I chat with people from other countries who tell me they envy what I do because their parents wouldn't let them do anything in the creative fields. Instead, they were pressured into career fields they didn't want in order to make them happy. I felt bad for them because I know what it's like to work at a soul-sucking job.
Meanwhile, my parents were semi-supportive of me majoring in whatever I wanted as long as I went to college and was happy with it. Their main goal for me was to make sure I went to college on a full tuition scholarship and I did. Then, after I graduated into a recession, they started bashing me for going to college and said college was a scam (*face palm*).
*"Where's ur receipt, I return u"* 💀💀
That hurts deep 🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAFO 😂💀😜
Man that wuz cold bro
Crushed my man’s dreams 😂
You stole that from me 💀
“Listen, your mother and I didn’t tell you this, but you’re ugly”
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE-
then they’re both ugly If they’re Gorgeous the Child would be handsome and pretty 💀
Very Effective!
1.6k likes and 1 reply?
Leme fix this
@@ActuallyTheThingIs1.7 likes and 2 Replies?! Lemme fix that 🎉
Literally what my grandma told my doctor uncle now
“For dinner you are getting Panda Express.”
Steven: *shooketh*
Also I'm selling your bed, so you can get used to unemployment 😂
"its a mirror to see how dumb you look"
*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Yes
I don’t click my profile😂
Nah, the real emotional damage was when he was getting Panda Express for dinner.
@@aanchal-annaleedeprince5525 hahaahahaha
@@user-be4zd7nc7d sure, but next time do a double negative while ur at it
“If you want to become actor, your arm I will fracture”
-Sun Tzu, the art of unemployment
Goddamn
Nice
I SCREAMED! 🤣🤣🤣
Bro stop I'm not allowed to make any noise rn 💀
BAHAHAHA
“I swam all the way from
China for you to be a disappointment” 😂😂😂
hats off to Steven for even telling his dad his dreams..
“You’re ugly.”
Ladies, gentlemen, and those in between… ✨Voice Acting✨
"You sound like how dust tastes" then that's a big oof
@@giasca LMAO
I wouldn't have time to be offended by that comeback; I'd be too proud.
@@giasca my comeback: "then I'll voice act ugly villain characters!" :D
* applauds *
What about those who are just one step closer to the edge and about to break?
"Here i got you a gift"
"Its a mirror..."
"So you can see how dumb you look"
“I swim all the way from China for you to be a disappointment”
Bro really said “ emotional damage”
"Lawyer or Doctor-" I'm *deceased* 🤣
Better Doctor then
Good
No engineer in that wheell
I'll get the ashes guys
💀
"We spun a wheel to decide your career: Doctor or lawyer"
As an asian, I say that this is more accurate than anything else on this planet.
(Edit: 2k likes already?! Tysm guys!!!)
Actually aren't there far more Asian engineers than lawyers? Lawyer actually requires a masterful handling of the English language, which most Asians don't have.
As someone who lives in Asia, i disagree
@@justarandomguy6794 I think he's specifically referring to in America.
Bro they left engineer
@@MadDash84 lol most asians speak english correctly. Grammar and all sometimes better than native english speakers.
"So you can see how dumb you look" 😂😂😂 this dad is a savage
Yknow the more i watch this video, the more i believe steven's dad is making sense😂😂
I made my father see this video and he thought the father was right. Wasn't even being sarcastic 💀
The father is right though...
😂😂
I'm not Chinese and I know the father is right
the father is not right...
right wing, though...
he is right
"Do you see failure on this wheel? Do you see a chicken sandwich with no lettuce?"😂
This got me wheezing ngl😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@areenfakreldin7635 like!😂😂
Wow bro we cannot hear it in the video thank you so.much! These comments dont deserve likes
😄😆😅🤣😂
It’s too funny man
True, as a Asian kid, my parents don't let me enjoy my dream
"For dinner, you getting Panda Express"
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!
Steven dad: for dinner you getting Panda Express
Steven: GASPS
Commented twice and copied? Down tremendous
@@brunopagnoncelli975 the bots also copied him
@@Subchallenge12 damn
@@brunopagnoncelli975 shut up bro I literally commented when this video was realeased two hours agi
@@mr.amongus5210 aight
"Do you see failure on this wheel?"
" *HaH?* "
The accent killed me 💀
@Adnan right? got me laughing lolol
Flappy weels
As an Asian, I’m proud to have this accent lmao
That doctor lawyer plate. That’s … all I downloaded as a kid 😂
That lol clap smack desk pattern got me dying
"I want to be an actor"
"No, go to become lawyer"
"But dad, I want to become an actor"
"Do you think lawyer can't acting? Go to the law school and act in front of the judges"
Funniest comment I’ve read all day
Dude hahahahaha 😅🤣🤣🤣
I'm in law school....can confirm....we act all the time 😂😂
I know an actor who wishes he was a lawyer
😂
“I swam all the way from china for you to be a disappointment” Bro that was hard
Well his dad calls him a failure every time he walks into the same room so I’m sure he’s use to it by now. 😂
The Panda express one hurt way more
He swam from China with one arm tied behind his back while the other one was running a business.
know what else is hard?
@@Glass_-Of-_Water nope
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Really glad I subscribed, these shorts are hilarious.
"Spun a wheel" I'm pretty sure the lawyer had it coming when gravity exists💀💀
Somebody: Why is there only two things on the wheel?
Me: what you don't have parents?
Help Stevens dad uninvent physics
He spun the wheel when physics wasn't invented yet
cuz it's rigged lol
I love how nothing horrified him more than the Panda express
as it should, tbh
Lol
panda express is so delicious
@@bryanryan4504 you’re fired until you learn what real Chinese food tastes like.
@@KennyFullyno seriously it’s so good maybe its bc I’m Chinese but idc it’s so delicious
No brother, your parents might have agreed if you wanted a engineer.
😭😭😭Last time I told my mom I wanted to be an actor, she said I'm already acting a fool and embarrassing her
🫨😬😵
😂😂😂😂😂
↗️↙️↪️🔛↕️⬇️↪️↕️👀
You have a good mom.
My mom actually gave me a mirror with a DIY design with a phrase "Look how dumb you look" when I told her I wanna try acting
Y'know what i tell all aspiring actors ?
*"Venti Matcha Latte 2 Pump espresso, please!*
DAMN THAT HIT HARD
Fr
TOO HARD
Can someone explain the joke?
@@ausya004 its because he tells people that want to be actors become workers in starbucks
@@10hoto thank you
I swap all to way to China from you to be a disappointment+the claps😂😂😂
Brett acting is one of the most expensive jobs
"You're 9 years old, you're not a child anymore." Love asian parents.
912 likes and 0 reply? Lemme fix this
Fr
Loves to be the 1000th like
9 year olds are still kids! until theyre 14.
@@Alleriereverie Not for asian parents, it seems.
“ you know what I tell all aspiring actors? … Venti Macha with two pump classic syrup, Please!” I’m dying 😂
What does it mean?
@@dakbabu My guess is that he is treating actor the same as waitress so what he said is actually the food order
@@dakbabu Many aspiring actors work in restaurants and cafes while waiting for auditions and acting gigs. In this particular case, Steven's dad was talking about the aspiring actors that work in Starbucks.
@@dakbabu All actors are poor and need to work at Starbucks…
@@chan6565 it's losers with law or medical degrees calming themselves that the guy working barista won't make it, while any lawyer is set flipping burgers for life.
Bro he was indirectly telling him to not act not directly at first
Asian dads : you've 3 options.. Doctor, lawyer, engineer.
engineer has never been an option in a Asian family…
@@Geminiwolf1994 Indians are usually pressured into being engineers, and they are technically asians
I mean if engineer is needed when we had to fix AI at the same time doctor or scientist had to be a gene engineer. We would need more engineer and doctor rather than lawyer as it is easily automated by some AI.
I never knew asians were like that hahaha. Brazil IS the same thing. U can only be Doctor, lawyer or enginner
Can you at least choose your specialization or field within those professions? Or are there only certain options you can choose from?
Imagine how hard Jackie Chan and Jet li had to work to not become a lawyer or doctor😂😂
underrated comment
That’s why they learned a martial art, had to constantly fight.
@@Futureism86 Jackie chan learn acting not martial art.
Jackie lived in a Chinese opera school getting beat regularly by his teacher and older students when his parents left China to work in Australia....
@@keima1110 He learnt both in Peking opera.
"I'm selling your bed, so you can get used to unemployment"
Damn that went hard 💀
Crossed the limits of asian-ity 😂
FRRRR
"you're ugly. So go apply to law school"
I just applied to law school yesterday 😭😭
That one their was a right knee slapper…
"For dinner you getting panda express"
*A face of pure disgust*
As someone who works at panda, I can understand the face lmao
It could be worse. At least it's not "Sarku Japan". 😅
Came here to look for this comment
🤣
bruh i actually like panda express tho 💀
venti matcha with 2 pump classic syrup please 💀💀honestly this is relatable
@Correct dude shut up
Man, seek help. You may not think you need it, but you really do.
@@mikotheraskum2014 me?
@rey what the fuck
@@djeemot3753 i think you could use some too
“Here I got u a gift,it’s a mirror,to see how dumb u look like” absolute violation right there💀
“For dinner you’re getting Panda Express.” “Gasp!!!!” 😂😂😂
“I swam all the way from China” with the dramatic claps is what did it for me 😂😂. Stephen keep up the good work.
“DO YOU SEE ‘McChicken sandwich with no lettuce please’ ON THIS WHEEL?” Had me dying laughing
Same Here, too. I’m Glad Someone Commented that, and that was You. But either Way…, Same. That part got Me Good. LOL. LMFAO. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
LOVE this guy. He nails it!!
It's exactly like this with many 😅😂
There is nobody else who can roast u better than your asian parents...HENCE PROVED 😂
"For dinner, you getting Panda Express."
**visible offense**
Imagine taking that much verbal abuse and yet that's the one thing that offends you
It was obvi worse tho
Panda express is like the non cultured american version so its worse
He basically called him cultureless
@@cuh4207 also the food is overpriced n garbage
I don’t click my profile😂
Wouldn't an Asian parent be hurting themselves to spend money to punish their kid with Panda Express?
I guess if they have a coupon or there's a special
Hell with that "I have slipper".
It's incredible how Steven can make 1,000,000 sketch videos that have this same basic script and yet each time it's funny and never gets old lol.
Seriously
because its like the real life constant non stop arguments kids get into with their parents about stuff like this where no one will give in.
EXACTLY my thoughts every time one of his videos shows up in my yt lol
@@cassandra5390Sometimes i wonder why parents are so stubborn,geez
Ikr
I swam all the way from China FOR YOU TO BE A DISAPPOINTMENT 🤣🤣🤣
👏 👏 👏
Bro know’s my Mc’Donalds orders💀
"You're 16 year old I literally got job at the age of 9 go get one now "
- Indian dads
All of asia
Most Asian Dad's are like his.
Lol
mhmmm fax fax
"Forced unpaid child labour doesn't count"
You know your life is already finished when the wheel ends up on the black line.
I would say that I have found failure on the wheel, but it should be a much larger section
The black line is an abortion
why?
.
as a lawyer/doctor you can file malpractice suits against yourself.
.
win-win.
Nope. That means you must be a lawyer AND a doctor
asian parents discourage encourage you at the same time. legit! hahahah
Now I want Panda Express though...
"You're ugly, so go apply to law school"
Right it's personal.
"Look, your mother and I didn't tell you this......." "u ugly."
👁👄👁 wha-
U GETTING PANDA EXPRESS!
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you know what I tell all aspiring actors? venti macha with 2 pump classic syrup please
that's one of the funniest things ive ever heard
This channel is no ' Failure '
“Where’s your receipt I return you”
I died laughing this was so funny
When it said “ lol, clap, smack, desk” got me 😂😂😂😂
Son: I want be a actor
Dad: “wheezes” no
"for dinner your getting panda Express" 'gasp' that part got me dying
"I'm selling your bed so you can get used to unemployment"
Hey, at least if Steven can't be a lawyer he can always be a stand up comedian 😂
The way the the wheel was made of paper plates 😂
“For dinner you getting panda express.”
*I can’t it’s too funny* 😂
Okay I know panda express is definitely not Chinese food it slaps so hard. Like harder than my dad.
the horror on his face is just priceless
@@tylarsen3154 Don't take it too seriously. Panda Express was founded by a Chinese-American couple as an offshoot of their sit-down Panda Restaurant. Most older Chinese seem to be fine with it as "Chinese fast food". The second generation is way too obsessed with what is "real" Chinese and what is not.
The fact that Doctor and Lawyer were the only outcomes 😂
Welcome to an Asian household
it's just common on anything dominated with Chinese culture
Where's engineering
@@sheikh_habibi2462 lol that's an Indian path
What country that always chose the soldier’s path
“You wanna know what I tell all aspiring actors,Vinti matcha with 2 pumps of classic syrup please”
Steven’s dad-2022
What about McChicken sandwich with no lettuce please?
@@Insertname-gb4vc Starbucks one is better in my opinion mcchicken is good too
@@Atleasticangetitupinthebedroom I know but McChicken Sandwich no lettuce kinda got me so that’s why
@@Insertname-gb4vc fair enough it got me to it’s just that that Starbucks was first and came out of nowhere
@@Atleasticangetitupinthebedroom Venti Matcha with 2 pumps classic syrup please with McChicken Sandwich with no lettice
stoobid
that sounds so cute
hes everything is just so cute
The fact he only got offended when steven dad said he was getting panda express was too perfect
I don’t click my profile😂
But… but I like Panda Express
"Where is your reciept? I return you" 😂😭💀
In china. There is no return. All sales are final.
I love you. Did your father really call you "failure" its terrific. I hope he really said all these things to you. Stoobid...lmao
Stoo... Pid has become my favorite word 😂
“No I wanna be an actor”
*proceeds to die*
Fr
Did you mean "Proceeds to kill"
“Do you see failure in this wheel?” I love every second of this upload
Darn whenever i am depresed i always watch Steven vids, it make my day better:)
The spin wheel killed me LMAO. !!! (doctor/lawyer)
That spinning wheel was just the best part lmfaoo
but they forgot to add engineer
Mine is accountancy
Bro just got body shamed with some extra emotional damage on the side 😂😂😂
Emotional Fatality
How asian Parents destroys Your Dream