I FIXED the United States
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 12. 06. 2024
- Nobody can stop me I will fix everything đ
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FIXING MORE STUFF: âą Fix the World
for anyone aware of the established titles situation, yes i did have a segment in this video for them before knowing they were essentially a scam. i've trimmed out the segment and i'm sorry to anyone that may have given them money because of me, i will not be working with them again.
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0:00 - How we got here
0:56 - serious problems
1:22 - Borders&Lines
1:46 - Middle U.S.
2:22 - GOBLINS?!
2:51 - Longer Snake
3:12 - East Cleanup
3:36 - California & the West
4:10 - Territories v States
4:53 - BONUS FEATURE #1
5:37 - BONUS FEATURE #2
5:46- As Good as It's Gonna Get
6:00 - ĆÌŹáŽÎČĆÌŹáŽÊiÎČđ ± - ZĂĄbava
i changed the vid so no more scam :) check description for detail
FIRST REPLY????
SECOND REPLY????
Third reply because I'm unoriginal
But thanks for removing the scam!
I don't want anyone being tricked since this website has been gaining popularity a bit because popular youtubers got
sponsored by the site.
Edit: I kinda hate how I worded this comment now that I look back on it.
there was scams in the comments?
FOURTH REPLY????
Oats needs to make Weather 2. People always complain about the weather, so it's obvious that something needs to be done about it.
So true
Thatâs an amazing idea congrats to your brain! đ
Yes. He fixed my country, he can fix the weather
The weather needs an update patch. This is the guy to do it
Ture
You should do a periodic table 2, and get rid of all those useless elements that we don't need like Oxygen.
I commented about that
ikr who needs oxygen?
yes dass a good idea there's way too many and too confusing đ
and carbon
@Nikolai Mulinaro true so random
as someone from Maryland, I see this as an absolute win.
We also need Delaware, itâs just off brand Maryland
@@FrictionFire10fr
I appreciate you for not only not devouring my state (Oregon) but actively letting us devour cali, you a homie.
as a californian, i can confirm that he gave you the least important part of cali
@@thatrandomkid3691 still get to eat some of you, and thatâs what counts
As an oregonian, I can tell you that I agree
As an Oregonian, I agree.
As someone whose been to goblin valley, I can confirm that there are goblins.
No there arenât! We arenât hiding in Goblin Valley! We named it that to throw everyone off the trail. Weâre actually in Lake Powell. Pretty smart thinking, eh?
@@theradiantdehd3997 well yes, except that you just revealed your hiding spot
@@theradiantdehd3997 petition to rename Lake Powell to Goblin Valley, and Goblin Valley to Lake Powell.
The Tyler, The Creator kind?
@@theradiantdehd3997 like the Greenland/Iceland name swap prank?
This man is literally the person from the âwhy do I fix everything I touchâ meme
Felix from wreck it ralph
@@BluminumFoil That is not true he is objectively right about everythingđż
PERFEKTđŠ
Thank you Iâm from Puerto Rico. Thank you for making it a state, Iâll subscribe! đ€
As a Texan, I say thank you for making us part of Canada.
As a Canadian, I say where's the receipt?
As a Californian who lives in east California, I went through the 5 stages of grief in a matter of 10 seconds when you did that.
Iâm from Virginia and am _furious_
@@Dr_zevia Maryland*
@@yann1ck666 *I will find you*
I donât know if Iâm far from the coast of Cali, but I could be just really close to Las Vegas Land, or Snake Land/Idaho
@DropkicktheDecepticon Iâm moving to the Atlantic Ocean
When coloring maps, make sure you use four colors or fewer if possible
Itâs always possible (allegedly )
True, itâs called the FOUR COLOR MAP THEOREM *explosions woah wow cool*
Yee haw, random math theorems finally proving useful
But it wasn't possible for California, plus we need to give the goblins their own color or they'll get angry and kill us all
@@Sir-Taco it's not allegedly possible, it is possible. 100% of the time
As the average Maryland enjoyer, I am very glad you expanded good olâ MD.
just in case anyone was wondering i took it upon myself to count the stars there is about 39 stars (an estimate, i counted but probably made a mistake)
There Are 32 Stars
Actually, counting all visible stars (including ones that are half covered,) there are 34. (Assuming I didnât miscount)
In case anyone was wondering, there are 83 stars on the original background and 33 stars on the finished flag.
Edit: There are also a few smaller partial stars but they aren't really big enough to count. However, if you do count them then it is 84 on the original background and 34 on the finished flag.
I counted and yes there is 83 stars
thanks i just scrolled down knowing someone else has counted for me
@@skrapr5457 Yep lol
tyy
legend!
Thanks for giving us Canadians Texas I guess? You kinda took our west coast though
As a Texan, you will definitely regret having Texas
Your going to regret it but thank you for accepting us đ€
Wdym, we absolutely do not want Texas đ
He should have just made Canada another state.
@@user-hm1zb8js5i to big of a state lol. Also the canadian goverment wouldn't be very happy
I love how the music for the dessert was the music from Mario kart
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This is one of my comfort videos
as a goblin myself we are happy to own more land keep it up oats jenkins! -signed the goblins
Im a hybrid between egg and goblin :)
I am a gas
I am a hybrid of goblin and chocolate
@@Brightstarvids đ
@@TheSquadOfGeckos umm sure đ
I counted. There are approximately 84 stars without the stripes and approximately 33 with the stripes on the flag including the ones that aren't fully shown.
Doing Godâs work
i count 34 with the one in the top left corner barely showing
@@unfunnynamehere9979 oh. oki sorry
@@awesomeappaloosa7583 thanks lol
Without the stripes I counted 73 full stars and 10 half-stars on the edges, so that makes 83. Someone of us is one off, and I checked two times
5:20 there are actually 84 stars if you count the one pixel on the bottom left corner
I lived in one of the states and got to say I got teleported to another state because of this man
i love that you just say "ok" to texas leaving. makes everyone happy with the answer
Near the end, he just gave texas to Canada for the new strip in Alaska, so Texas was independent for 2 minutes like in real life
As a Texan, I see this as an absolute win ( no like seriously I love Canada đšđŠ)
Im a mexican and I think it would be better to give us texas back and give alaska to canada
â@@kittiesandbotsgemini9892 I mean, are you positively absolutely sure you want it back? Like, really? Is it really that good? Not that we wouldn't want to give Texas away. Heavens no! It just feels a little inhumane to force Mexico to suffer the existence of Texas within its borders. Also yeah no we kinda like Alaska so we will keep it.
@@Mad.person aww I'm glad you like it. By the way we've taken your guns away and replaced them with maple syrup and poutine. We hope you've enjoyed your stay :)
As a Marylander, I see this as an absolute win
Me with Vermont
I completely agree
As a Marylander, I agree with you
same
As a marylander that is true
I like that you took the already named region of the Colorado Plateau and made it the Goblin Zone.
Being someone from Idaho I am glad you gave my state so much attention
The goblin zone actually makes the Navajo nation be in a single state, instead of four, which is really nice, but arches national park would no longer be in Utah, which means that they would have to change their license plates, which us why I propose license plates 2.
Redesign all of the state license plates, as well as make new ones for the states you added.
As a Utahn Iâm saddened by the loss of arches but thankful the damage is otherwise limited
Yes we need new license plates
Probably one of my favorite fixes from you, I especially vibe with the goblin zone.
me too :)
â@@OatsJenkins0:41 look at nebraska and Kansas.
Thanks for making Idaho have more coastline!
As someone who counted the stars on the flag, I am surprised that they were actually 44 stars
i am canadian and i would like to say thank you for giving us texas
And I became part of your country so now I'm freaking Canadian
â@@iamNablusorry
I'm sorry for your loss
Canadian here too, Thanks for texas. From Calgary, Alberta.
May we congratulate the state of texas for being the new hottest Canadian place, i don't know what the old one was but it probably wasn't ad warm
As a Pennsylvanian myself, I totally agree with us getting coast that isn't the great lakes
As someone from Wyoming Iâm sad we lost rock springs and jackson
"So we're gonna solve this confusion by giving them all to Maryland."
Marylanders: "YES"
Also you are objectively wron- RIGHT about everything
You don't know what I went through as a Texan.
@@AstroEli133 atleast you were recognized, he just casually deleted new jersey
@@fredrick119 at least you guys got bigger,as a Vancouver citizen, I got sold to Alaska in exchange for Texas! I know I will be protected by the military but I like Canada cus itâs mostly peaceful
@@puppies3330 we didnt get bigger we just got given to pennsylvania
@@fredrick119 well I guess as an Alaskan citizen now I guess we are similar (by us being sold to be a part of something)
Cant wait for him to fix the solar system, but first I want him to fix trees
Yes, we need the trees and the solar system fixed.
Make them grow faster, I mean why does something need years to grow big enough that it gives you shade? I want shade now, not later.
Idk what's going on with all these comments assuming Oats can do that. He ain't god, he's a really smart guy who we should worship as a god.
Thumbnail: takes away half of Idaho
In the actual video: gives Idaho over double the land
As a person that lives in Idaho, THANK YOU!
6:29 "Are there really 44 stars? I don't know, you tell me. Nobody's gonna count them, so it's not my problem."
And that's we're you're wrong, after counting I realized it was not 44 stars, not 3.14159265359 stars, not even -8 stars, but 82 stars!
@@ooeeooeeooee Hello
Hi friend
@@Oltzm Howdy
Is there 81 or 82 I got 81
What about 69
I got angry when he started making new england one state, than he called it newer Hampshire and I was all in.
I had the same reaction. I'd be ok with making 2 states: (Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont) and then Massachusetts, Connecticut, and Rhode Island. But SW Connecticut should be annexed to New York and we (Newer Hampshire) gets upstate New York.
3:28
as a Marylander im going to stop and appreciate the land
Fun fact: Orange County, Virginia used to stretch to the Mississippi River.
As an Idahoan, I thank you for your service. We could always use more semi-inhabitable land because almost the entire state is mountain or desert.
true
yep
Let's expand it further. Make the entire country Idaho
Well you basically got more of the same, congrats!
Nothing happens in Idaho tho lol
When your home suddenly becomes goblin territory after this video
Navajo man
whatâs it like to abide with the green people?
My grandma lived there. I guess she was a goblin this whole time
@@amaryllis2spinner cool tbh they throw a lot of partyâs and give us lots of gifts
You are absolutely right at everything- a qhild đŠ
I loved thiđŠ video! Keep it up!
As an Australian i can say that this is an improvment.
As an Australian I second that
@Snowie how do u flip it I wanna fourth but Iâm stuck in this dumb American ârightâ way up
@@wanker_man ÊuoÉ É sÊı
wait it's a font for you? i thought we just came with that ÉÉioÊÉ báŽoÉÉê ÆÉÊÆ ÊÆiw ÉmÉÉ
as a brit i agree
this just supports my theory that we will see an oat reign very soon. Look he's improving the land already.
my only suggestion is that in goblin land, there are no other holidays besides Halloween. Edit: Halloween celebrated everyday on goblin land with the exception of birthdays
But itâs Halloween every day.
hEs ImPRoVinG ThE LaND AlReADY.. HE DESTROYED SHIRLEY I LIVE THERE
and there also need to be at least 1 holloween every month to keep the goblins happy.
@@hellomynameisjoenl you are absolutely right, my bad
@@PramkLuna Sorry, I meant it as an addition to your suggestion. I.e. in the Goblin Zone they only celebrate Halloween, and they celebrate it every day.
As a Texan I see this as an absolute win
1:33 the one on the left is Wyoming and the one on the right is Colorado
this is so interesting to watch as someone who's not from the US
same
There is nothing this man canât fix
He can't fix my sleep schedule
i hope he fixes school
HE DESTROYED MASSACHUSETTS
he canât fix my parents marriage
@@gouj god damn it you were 6 seconds faster than me
1:06 âRD is just the spectator seating for the football field CT,â time to up you, âRD is just the spectator seating for the football field CT, for the school thatâs MA.â
Iâve been to goblin valley a few times itâs great Iâm so glad he mentioned ot
As a Pennsylvanian I am overjoyed that we finally took over New Jersey and got our beach back!
Do you really want those filthy beaches?
You won't hold it.
Same here!
I am also one
As a Pennsylvanian who's parents came from New Jersey this just feels right.
genuinely obsessed with the new flag, she's so cute
How dare you assume itâs gender
@@Carbon13. by using the pronoun "its" you are already assuming the flag's gender as well.
@@SuperIntenseMinecraft.Player by saying "the name" youre assuming it has a name. im gonna cancel u evil witch
@@SuperIntenseMinecraft.Player are you assuming the flag has a name!? So disrespectful đ
What the HECK did I just read????? đ”âđ«đ«
Iâm from Oregon and Iâm here to say thank you for the land:)
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0:48 this part got međđ and made me choke my water.
As a geography nerd, i love this
same
We should make Oats Jenkins a ruler of the world. Imagine how many problems he would solve. The world would be a paradise.
Do you really want a collage kid in charge of the entire world?
@@elsandwich7481 Yes.
Oats for president start a campaign
@@nnnuke Overlord Oats
As an Arizonan who lives near the 4 corners we are glad to be living in the goblin zone âșïž
Update: the goblins are now taking over towns, we were able to tame them! They are now the new dogs
đCongratulations!đ
6:45
Total visible stars: 34
Total ful stars: ~26
As an Alaskan, thank you â€ïž
I feel so connected!
no
go away, canada imposter
@@mrplop9967 i believe you belong in nature, you are imposter sonic
omg I never see other people from Alaska online. Everybody just assumes that no one lives there or smth.
what part do you live in?
Yoo what city? Thats dope, I went on a cruise there, it was pretty cool!
I tried to count the stars but I lost track at 49 and there was still about another third of the stars left
3:30 As someone who lives in Maryland I give this a absolute Win
This man is so powerful that he brought Puerto Rico to there
imagine the puerto ricans wake up and they can suddenly see the coast of florida in the distance
@@cryptnymph And the islands grown massively
â@@juwebles4352ain't so bad
@@altruisticRadar Unless it makes the island seismically unstable, that would be none guk
How about guam and the northern mariana islands
As a Geography fellow... ...this hurt and tickled.
Same âŒ
Manâs literally changing the world
Ok but why is that flag design actually a banger though, Iâm kind of obsessed with it
As a British person I am very happyđ
New England is better
Ew
@@ihaveyourlocation4003 I Have Your Location
@@loops.2 I completley agree
âSomething is seriously wrong with this country.â I couldnât agree more!
Being in Michigan, I was pleasantly surprised that this was not another "give the Upper Peninsula to Wisconsin" video.
THE MR BRIGHTSIDE MENTION WAS SO REAL LOL
I actually am one of the few survivors or the goblin uprising (in goblin valley). Goblins are not a joke. A very real threat. they took my left ear.
new conspiracy theory: vincent van gogh moved to the goblin valley and got his ears chopped off there (rreal)
Photo?
**sends Van Gogh**
Screw Donald Trump and Joe Biden Iâm voting for Oats Jenkins
I like this because instead of deleting maryland or giving their land to different states you made it huge.
2:50 bro had to add the clash royale goblins sound effect
Living in Utah, can confirm about the goblins. Kind of weird, but you get used to them
Goblin here. I am glad that someone was willing to give us more land. We no longer have to attack again (-----:
I like how the goblin zone is literally just the Navajo nation
As a North Dakotan I realized that the new boarder would cut the capital area in half, but then I remembered that we were losing Mandan and then I was all in. In North Dakota Mandan is where you go to get stabbed and also eat bomb Mexican food.
2:10 Oats: how do we name them? maybe east and west? actually no left and right lmao
Right on should be East Dakota, and the left would be West Dakota.
5:27
83 stars.
ok
Dedication.
I got that too đ
Goblin Valley is one of my favorite places. Glad to see it get the respect it deserves. Seriously, I love going there.
5:25 there are 93 stars in total. 94 if you count the one right on the edge, barely noticeable.
(i'm talking about the version without the stripes on the side)
As a Canadian, though you took our west coast, thank you for giving us Texas. Now every day can be Texas Donut Day!
As a resident of Idaho, I'm loving this new update
It has legs now.
Same
finally someone who colors a map in a silly but accurate way i love this
now you got to do âearth 2â
Oats needs to make wall outlet 2
the fact he calls east and west right and left makes me die inside
Your videos are so entertaining especially the editing and ideas for videos. its just so unique!
thanks :)
@@OatsJenkins my first time getting a reply and it just made my day
as a resident of california i do like idaho being so BIG.
âWeird lines, straight lines, and TOTALLY UNCONNECTED PARTSâ itâs called a god damn island
As a Marylander, thank you so much. We deserved it.
Screw you we could of ended you in the civil war
Yes we did:)
yes
Facts
Actually
6:35 including the stars that are cut off, there's 84 stars.
NOICE
funny thing is that big parts of Oregon and some parts of northern California are seriously considering switching to Idaho
You have to make a âWorld 2â
youâve made, fixed, and created literally everything.
As a Nebraskan woman I appreciate that you saw our state as perfection and made no changes đ
actually right dakota took up a little bit
You mean Las Vegas?
@@twothousandsevenhundredsixty3 thats nevada đ
@@urmomma-7 oh right
You are right about everything
i like it how some of the states havent been touched