SMG4: If Mario Moves, He Dies
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 1. 10. 2021
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HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE VIDEO!!!!! trying to make a whole ep on mario not moving was challenging af
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Video starts at 1:14
@CSTNL dude I was trying to be second that why i was spamming
Mr SMG4 make if Mario was in squid game
Hi !!!
Wario: Wanna join our team?
Mario: No. Mario gotta go to hospital.
Wario: *That wasn't a request*
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bunger
@@mrhepy2256 nice
@@zaimoeh4391 bunger
@@chasethemaster3440 b u n g e r
*This adventure all started, because of Toad doing stunts on Mario, if he didnât, Mario would still be watching television shows*
@Justus The Big win sports gamer what character?
@Justus The Big win sports gamer oh thanks god not toad!
@Justus The Big win sports gamer you right,today its useless character
And smg4 sucks
@@ttydis100thebestgame5yes,and axol sucks
I love the fact that Mario is apparently invincible as long as he moves nothing but his face.
Iâm guessing he only dies if he moves his body muscles on his own
The amount of times heâs been flipped, turned around and all of that is as long as the video itself lol
I really liked this episode, it was just Mario being Mario, and I like how toad had an important role in this episode. Waluigi and Wario also had a big role, but personally toad is my favorite character. I think the writing was really good, there were a lot of jokes I wasn't expecting, and it seemed like each plot point came naturally and wasn't too random. good Smg4 Dream team!!!
Mario: *getting shot, blown, launched, crushed, and burned* this is fine
Also Mario if he moves: *I am dead. Big surprise, not*
I feel liek Iâve seen you somewhere else
Yeah.
@Diane Ribeiro yesn't
@Diane Ribeiro yeah
If Mario moves he dies?
The Universe: "Haha, I'm in danger."
Then again, Mario probably would just revive if he was killed like this. It takes an Eldritch horror from another dimension to kill him off for real, as we all know.
@Justus The Big win sports gamer shut up
Nobody cares
@@tye-wynd5218 ok
Zero is Eldritch?
@@emircanozad914 yes, eldritch or a glitch in smg4's computer
mario: says he can't move
also mario: proceeds to move his head without dying
Yeah that is faxs
@@GamerplayzX618 after what incident he went through he would only die if he moves his body,arms,hands,legs or foot or any body muscle at all
I mean he can move his head but he canât move any of his body muscles
9:39 when i'm getting a needle
fr
"If Mario moves, he dies"
Meanwhile, Mario: **Should've died by literally everything else**
Cuz... he was blessed by the camera man
I mean he didn't move so he didn't die
I heard that there's a theory that the real reason why mario does not die is because of the plot amer theory so basically its just my head cannon so after spinick dead Luke could had gaive mario the plot amer that putfented mario from dying so he could keep making videos without mario dying because of the plot amer and spinick did not have plot amer when zero was killing him so in the movie it took longer for zero to killario due to the plot amer that Luke cearted so that's why mario can't die besides zero and that's the theory and a little bit of head cannon but again im not saying that head cannon are facts there not so year sorry to clear it up a little bit just need to clear some confusion
Well about the head cannon part not the plot amer theory
And also I do think spiniks did have plot amer but it wasn't as strong as Mario's so that's why zero was able to easily kill spinik but for Mario it took longer because his plot aomer was a lot stronger and Luke could have made it stronger so in case zero was here again it would take longer due to the plot amer being stronger than spinik
Smg4: âif Mario dies the world will be destroyed.â
Also smg4: âif Mario moves, he dies.â
i think like if his code is destroyed,the world is destroyed but if he just "dies" then he'll respawn.
I'll be honest I don't care about the story arcs, I just want to laugh.
@@spadeboi4055 yeah like the good old days when it was funny I mean I still like smg4 but nowadays itâs not as funny
@@nobodyhereisnamedalized He has def died alot lol
Like being turned into a skeleton by burning.
Or getting decapitated.
That's a normal Monday for Mario
so in this video, if he moves, EVERYONE DIES?!
Mario wins by doing absolutely nothing.
4 likes and no replies? let me fix that
2:18 CZcams kids:
"I've put mario in one hospital bed, but if he moves, he DIES. Last one to live gets 100,000 dollars!"
Lol
I would strap myself in 100s of rolls of duct tape & do nothing but sleep
Therefore I win
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@@intheftin2861 You'd need to eat eventually.
I sense Mr beast vibes...
This is the episode where Mario used his elephant abilities The most and that's something I'll never forget.
Also, it's been a long time since Mario visited Bob Omb Battlefield, it's Nice to see this place again.
It is nice!
The raw power of Mario's nose was truly shown in this episode
8:50 thats what she said
"If mario moves he dies"
Also Mario: gets blown up by a bomb, gets filled with bullets, falls from the air 3 times, gets crushed by a falling plane, drowns, gets blasted by a plasma gun, and blown from a cannon 3 times
I mean, he didnt move
@@sassofono_perso3216trueeeeeee
Well, he was blessed by the camera man
That's called plot armor, made by e.gadd for the entire SMG4 universe
Mario getting hit by Toad : on hospital bed
Mario getting shot multiple times by Mr. Monitor, exploded by King Bob-Omb, crushed by Chain âwhatâs a sonicâ Chomp, launched through a canon, and literally evaporated by a laser : *âtis but a scratch*
'Toad, this isn't how you change the channel..' 'I guess it was just my imagination!' đđđđđđâ€â€â€
The return of Dr. POOTISđđ»đđ»đđ»đđ» 2:04
2020: "Wario Tries To Stop Himself From Dying"
2021: "If Mario Moves, He Dies"
:v
Makes sense
oh its been a year already
*thinks about what I have done of good all this time and finds out there is nothing*
@@tomas_505 same
Wario dies memes were great, i really enjoyed them while it lasted, but eventually Wario would needs a break from being the victim on Wario Dying memes, Mario has funny sound effects as well so he's also a great candidate for the next generation of "Wario Dies memes" "Mario Dies memes"
Mario literally got shot, burn, smacked, crushed, drowned, blown up, smashed, again got shot, but he can die only if MOVES. Yeah, that make sense
I mean he lost for that transplant meant for Mr. Toady
That's smg4 alright
Bruh imagine adding logic to Smg4 stfu
Its smg4, this is normal
Also they said he MIGHT die
When Mario screams when he's in the sea đđđđđđ
lets all appreciate how mario has moved a lot
If Mario moves he dies.
Mario: proceeds to be a human shield for Wario.
Well if the statement âif Mario moves then he diesâ is true, then âif Mario doesnât move he doesnât dieâ might also be true. This is why studying logic is important
Ikr
Itâs like being invincible, except for one thing being able to kill you bullets do not affect him
I wonder what'll be SMG4's Halloween Special this year since it's now SPOOKY MONTH!
Smg4 is for babies
@@ttydis100thebestgame5 thousand year door Pfp moment
@ttyd is 100% the best game
My little brother watches this and I have to watch it with him to ensure he's ok if anything happens. Mom and dad make me.
I laughed when Axol died đ
Zombies
Probably something about Nightmares and Zero
1:07 Patrick Spongesons
1:39 the first time I have ever heard mario say MAMA MIA
This is honestly one of my favorite SMG4 episodes to come out in a while. The absurdity, the call-backs, the escalation. It's the bread and butter of this channels and it's done so well here.
Yeah, same!
In my opinion, non-arc episodes are better than arc episodes for their sheer randomness, reminds me of the old days of SMG4
Yeah the recent arcs donât really give me the smg4 vibe that happens to be the entire reason I subbed
Agreed, this had a very classic SMG4 feel, 8.5/10 for me
Yeah, I don't like the story arcs because I came here just to laugh
Title: If Mario Moves, He Dies.
*literally uses his nose for everything and survives things that would normally kill him*
"what you cant feel cant hurt you"
Plot twist: the circle makes him immortal
True
Blessed by the camera man, that could explain it all
@@darkblizzard1756 Nice Doom meme you made there.
I'm gonna push mario lol
7:06 That! Omg I can't stop laughing lol
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â@@estibalisalvarado1438he IS NOT bot
Nothing beats a -jelly filled do-- SMG4 episode with all the stanky memes we're used to, without serious things or depression. And also big comeback for Dr. Pootis
and we can't forget about dr pootis
@@nopebro2471 Insert a Dr. Pootis quote which would technically be a Heavy quote.
That's not Crump its Dr. Pootis.
i kinda miss the old smg4 thingy where there wasnt crying or depression or stuff
i just want
funi
@@goofy3689 ong, him trying to make a serious storyline just doesnât work well.
1:59 I wish this was how the spongebob show really looked like.
What a waste of potential đ
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A very understandable comment
Capitalism
Wat
Yeah, spongebob wouldâve hit the sales much faster if they did it that way, what a waste đ
This is the second smg4 video I ever watched, now I've I've watching smg4 for a year or smth so it's good to see this now
11 minutes of pure comedy gold
At this point... should I even be afraid of Mario dying? He survived all of that and even if he managed to die, he probably has some extra lives because of the 1-UPs he collected during Peach saving journeys. Also, if he ever got a game-over, he can just keep playing. So basically Mario cannot be permanently killed...
Except by someone like SMG0... I guess...
@ItsHoverBoi Zero was destroyed so he's no more of a threat.
@@patrisowka2010 or maybe he not dead
@@m.jthomas5793 Not you too. I'm outta here.
If there was a smg-
@@mariocarabantes9410 if there no smgs there be no smg4 that this channel wonât be except
It's incredible, he ACTUALLY did what Luigi said for once, he "didn't move"!
And Swag was competent in his job as well.
@@alfasolmega4458 canât forget the fact bowser WAS A GOOD DAD FOR ONCE
@@Stusheep true
*mario moves*
I feel like he absolutely wouldâve ignored Luigi if it werenât for the fact that Iâm fairly sure heâs paralyzed from the neck down
What about âSMG4: If Mario Tries To Breathe, He Canâtâ??
Smg4 this is where I learned of your channel, this is the video my cousin showed me, then I started loving the funny dumb Mario so thanks for this vid dude
Smg4: I present a new characterâŠ
Everyone else: What is it?
Smg4: Patrick Simpson
Everyone else: I want to die!
I love how the extendo-nose is just one of Mario's abilities now.
It happens so much Iâm pretty sure this was him telling us itâs canon
Yeah, it happen first in that E3 Nintendo DS, I think; then it ended up being used as an ability in SMG4.
sometimes when my skin is dry, I get a cup of chibani yoghurt, scoop some out with my hand and slowly rub it in while I wisper "ooooooh yeah, that's the good stuff"
(this was but a dare)
Finally, better than the all I want for Christmas is for Mario to FRICKIN BEHAVE
wow. Mario sure does have some powers. He hasnât fell of his bed in forever now. Even when he was going down those *stairs*
Even when he got blown up and was flying in the *air*
Even when he was dropped down from wario.
Even when he was in da sea.
even when he got smashed by *chain chomp*
Mario: *Is the universeâs avatar.
SMG4: If Mario moves, He Dies
Everyone Else: h e, *w h a t*
And that kids is how he died
10:49 I said that to my brother before he got his knee surgery, and my mom started laughing.
2:56 give me your fluking money
Mario who literally canât move: LETSA FUCKIN GO. His nose I guess: my time has come
"If Mario moves he dies"
Also Mario: *gets shot 12 345 times, gets a 3rd degree burn, gets hit by an airplane, and gets hit by an aircraft annihilator and still survives*
I am pretty dang sure that the reason Luke made this episode is to prove how much Mario is invulnerable to nearly everything.
But did he move?
only out of the bed he dies
heâs capable trying not to
@@guy337 what about if he moves his arms
Mario did all that without MOVING XDD
When the squid game doll is always watching you
Title: if Mario moves, he dies
Axol: *my sacrifice is worthless*
I want Axol back
sadly you can't
just imagine
he comes back randomly in the video like nothing happend
you would just complain how he got revived and want him gone again
@@samsungtab3977 A really good point, plus itâs not like axol added anything to the show. His best moments were within the Anime Arc, his moments with Melony, and the Genesis Arc. Thatâs atleast how I feel. So if you ask me, i think itâs best Axol stays dead.
@@dacstudios1168 wow.
@Burnt Fishy Those type of fans' opinion should not count
I notice a distinct lack of comments making note of how many times Mario makes use of his expandable nose power in this episode and I feel like it just needs to be pointed out
You got that power from the USB when he became the stupid Mario Avatar.
I think itâs just because itâs used so much that nobody really thinks much of it because itâs used so often that it becomes a common occurrence
This is the first smg4 video i ever watched lmao
That "UGH" was personal đ
I love this episode, it feels closest to SMg4âs classic style of pure randomness, you got obamaâs convenient ramp, waluigi launcher, and hey, thereâs even Super Mario 64 gameplay!
Even Mario destroying an airplaneđ
All that's missing is pingas.
Good ol days
None of that is actually Mario 64 machinima though. That Bob-omb battlefield scene was great, but it was all 100% GMOD, not a single pixel of actual Mario 64 was used in that entire sequence (yes, even the coins were in Gmod, Gmod does have the 2d Mario 64 coins). The only Mario 64 actually in this video was Luigi in that first scene, that's it. Pretty strange how the most direct reference to Mario 64 in years didn't have any Mario 64 actually used to animate it whatsoever, in a series that used to be primarily animated with Mario 64 machinima and still usually uses it a bit more than this. There's no actual Mario 64 gameplay here, just a Mario 64 map loaded in GMOD.
And at the end in the hospital he says (not Mario the other person) time for your p transplant
I like how Mario uses his nose to do everything.
Gives me âGetting over itâ vibes lol
@@ThineWenis so true đ
i love the part where mario looks at toad and toad looks back whilst funny music is playingđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Raggy: bro what the hell
Riggy: *silent fuming*
Someday we're going to get a video called âmario breathesâ
don't give him ideas!
Probably is gonna make that video for season 12 episode 1
And it leads to world war 3
Just hope heâs not at Boopkinsâ house when he does it
And I very much so look forward to it.
Parrapa: looks at Batmanâs parents trying to cross the road
Wario: **runs over parents**
*this is where I watched my parents die parrapa,*
" This is here yo watched your parrents die *Oops Oops* "
This is where you wAtched your parEnts die
This is where you watch your parents die OOPS OOPS
*this is where you watched your parents die OOPS OOPS*
OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE PART WHERE MARIO AT 4:38 LET MISTER MONITOR IN BY ACCIDENT. Iâm also wondering why Mario didnât die at 4:48, I meen, if he moved he died, so bullets in his body should be much worse
Man can survive multiple bullets to the body and can also survive being stranded in the water for at least a couple of hours and getting hit by a plane into the water with deranged sponge bob characters and literally getting exploded my a massive bomb but moving ends him. Classic smg4
Mario: *talks to himself* Donât move a muscle, donât move a muscle, donât move a muscle.
Mario has a proud brother whoâs doing an âabsolutely doing nothingâ strat
Technically, he moved his head, and wiggled more than necessary, and got many things launched towards him (the latter is not his fault), so how is he still alive??
@@HuskerHornet3145 shush my child.. welcome to random crap.
Your comment is oddly very similar in wording to OwO's comment, hmmmm
LOL
hmmmm stolen or not?
Luigi just doesn't listen to Mario at all in this video.
"Mario, if u move, might die!"
Mario: proceeds to move every muscles in his head
âPototatotatoâ an amazing saying by Mario himself đââïž
What?
Mario: Dies if He Moves
Also Mario: *Panicking With Movements and Using His Head*
Ikr
I think it just means if he gets out of the bed, he dies, and the univers dies with him
"If i die, I'm taking this goddamn universe with me."
I've literally watched this video over 20 times. I love this vid!
(SMG4): Mario Reacts To Halloween Memes
Looks like Mario is going to have to be playing statues for a while.
Man this was a great episode. Felt like a classic smg4 episode with all the mario characters plus I wasn't expecting Dr pootis to return.
@ChronicXD The fact that that entire Mario 64 throwback scene in this episode was done exclusively in Gmod was such wasted potential.
When he said (HEY STINKY) Killed međ
2:23 Wimpu : my backpain! Itâs final gone !!!
Alternate title: Mario trains his nose muscles for 11 minutes
ye
si
@@whitelily1122 and
well its 11 minutes and 11 seconds
And 1 hour
I just realized something, near the end of the episode Mario starts thinking and uses smartness by traversing using his nose, and/or as an attack function. This type of power and intelligence shouldn't be Mario's. We're at the end of SMG4, if Mario gets smarter, at this rate we'll lose Mario. ANd just like in SMG4's what if...? he'll eventually be pulverized thanks to Mario's big brain.
Uh pingas
@@tjeesseinthahouse pingaz
It's called a pro gamer move his in a game and his a game
The mari0 arc
0:10 Luigi was totally scared outta his shorts! How hilarious đ€Łđ
This is the first video I ever watched of you,
As you see, I'm a new fan-
Desti: *Dies*
SMG4: Let's host a funeral
Axol: *Dies*
SMG4 Fans: Wait is there a funeral for Axol?
SMG4: *Well yes, but actually no*
@Schnabelwetzer *doubt*
@Schnabelwetzer Axol is voiced by Kevin who is the CEO of Glitch and writer of SMG4 so no he is not retiring, maybe you are getting mixed up with the VA who voiced him for the RAP battle. And I'm not saying he should come back, but that he IS in fact loved by the community.
@Schnabelwetzer
When I saw that Axol died đ
@@tavion298 I'm interested.
Axol should get a funeral since he was my favorite character
Mario: gets severely damaged once and can't move
Also Mario: *Gets mortally damaged 10s of times in the same video but regenarates it in seconds*
Axol: Gets yeeted by Melony into the sky, crashes in the sky and falls back down from a thousand meters and survives
Also Axol: Dies because sword.
Iâm really happy to see Dr. Pootis and the Waluigi Launcher again, I hope they reappear after this.
I love how Mario zooms by parappa- Iâve been searching for the one thing that heâs in.. and I finally found it>:)
There are multiple moments where the universe could have been destroyed due to the avatar dying, but this also shows that Mario is kinda immortal
10:52 Are none of us gonna talk about how Axol is no longer in the background?
smg4 can make something so simple into something so complicated
when your so alone that you get friends for your birthday
"what do you want for birthday?"
"I want an SMG4 arc not ending with someones death"
"You got to be more realistic"
Did anyone die in the other arcs?
@@mattshu8010 Epic Desti moment
AnimeArc, Genesis arc and CZcams arc had a death, desti, greg, and axol.
The Rapper arc and Waluigi arc had no deaths.
@@An_Entire_Lime shitty desti death
@ItsHoverBoi Then who would take over?
If Mario dies, Nintendo wouldn't have to worry about killing him.
Ooooo Sephiroth~
Yes you are right lol
Oh my ogd it is da killer of -destiny blade- desti from FNFN!1!1!Ă(1((Ă(Ă)1„-,Ăâ©Ă·,1„#„Ă(@â©@)-?ÂŁĂ( ZCANCEL HIMON TWATTER INMMMEMEDNIWKR7DYTALY
Mario doesn't like spongebob. Who woulda thought
4:38 pixel gun 3D block rifle sound effect
Cool bug fact: This was literaly my request for the recent war of fat italians, so either A: my idea was SO GOOD that it got turned into its own video, or B: this is all just a random coincidence.
Cool bug facts!
One day you will have to
answer for your actions, and
God may not be so merciful.
Probably the latter
Mario: * gets shot, almost drowns, gets exploded, falls a million fucking times *
also mario: * moves *
entire universe: guess i am dead
Brick Joke: In "If Mario Was In Friday Night Funkin' 2", the ending card reveals that Daddy Dearest and Mommy Mearest were shot down for invading Mushroom Kingdom airspace. Given what Swag does to Mario in this episode, it's likely that the one who shot them down was Swag.
yeah, makes sense, good to know that swag is protecting the Mushroom kingdom airspace, maybe thats why bowser started to travel in normal planes since his clow car would get shot
I was not expecting that ending lol
This the first smg4 video I ever watched I thought it was a normal Mario animation and I watched it in front of my parents đ
Now THAT was an SMG4 episode. Though it probably shouldn't have been called "If Mario moves, he dies," it should have been called "Mario is glued to a bed" or something.
I really felt like this was one of my favorite episodes in a long time
@@LeShiny-mg1cd This was better than the one last week. I was afarid Luke was starting to lose his touch.
@@skrub_king Because its what SMG4 is supposed to be.
I liked how Mario just used his long, expandable nose for most of the episode, and that ending tho.
Well he learned that from his brother, doing absolutely nothing