Funny Quotes About The Joys Of Growing Older
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- čas přidán 27. 04. 2024
- Check out a selection of funny quotes about aging and growing older and the joy of being able to laugh at life, no matter what it throws at you.
Soundtrack Dream On written and perfomed by Steve Nielson.
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Today is 30 years since I retired ❤ I LOVE IT! As long as my brain is working , I can enjoy my 10 grandchildren and 10 great grandchildren! Tomorrow I will celebrate my 87 birthday, feel so blessed, that I’m watching the family blossom and grow ! ,
Thank you Lord for the good life , Hello to my friends from N.T! ❤
Thank you so much,, Zosia. Happy Birthday and long may you continue to enjoy it!
"I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work so I do it several times a day.". Love it!
Thanks a lot, Kelly. So pleased you liked it,
I like that too. A complete day off
Since I have retired, I have no need for an alarm clock or a smart watch or even a watch at all
I have a sundial in my garden. When I wake up, I go out to the garden in my robe and slippers and touch my sundial. If it is warm to the touch, I go inside and put on a pot of coffee. If it is cold, wet, or I trip over the damn thing, it means that it is either snowing, raining,, or still dark. So I go inside, take off my robe and slippers, and go back to bed. Life is so much simpler now.
These were all great!!! Love em'.
Many thanks, Ron. So pleased you liked them.
I LIKE IT I LOVE IT I WANT SOME MORE OF IT ❣️
Many thanks, Patrick. So pleased you liked it. I have a few similar videos on my channel and yes, I intend to make more.
The one thing that gets to me about being retired is you can't take a day off like when you were working 😅
True, I have used every one of those things at one time or another in my life time, I will be 71 in3 weeks.So it’s safe to say been there, done that!!!🤪😂🇨🇦🇨🇦🇬🇧😎
Thanks a lot, Ken. Yes, you have to laugh at life and enjoy every stage of it, no matter what it throws at you.
@@MusicalPearls Happy Belated Birthday
If you can read this, you're not dead yet, so live it up.
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Too funny!! 😅 Been retired 10 years and have enjoyed it thoroughly!! ❤ At first I would wake up scared I'd forgot to turn the alarm back on a heart monitor or unclamp a feeding tube to one of my babies!! But the nightmares stopped and I never had happen what I dreamed my entire 40 year career!! Thank you Lord!! 🙏🙏 I do miss the babies but have two four-legged kind that keep me busy and entertained!! 🐕🐈💕
Thanks a lot for your lovely comment.
I've been retired so long that the bank won't give me a free calendar and my smart watch is a sundial.
@@billgrandone3552 😂😂😂🤣🤣 You just gave me the best laugh!! 👍
@@NoName-yl4od Glad you got a laugh; They are somtimes hard to come by these days unless you stay up late for the talk shows.
@@billgrandone3552 For sure!! 👍 Thanks again for the laugh!! 😂😂
I'm certainly at the age where I can laugh at this and life in general
Thank you, Linda. Glad you enjoyed it.
Haha! If you can’t laugh at getting old, you’re probably dead
@@TomSpeaks-vw1zp Thanks a lot, Tom. That's the spirit (pardon the pun)
You are going senile.
Another fabulous video Steve with a really outstanding original song as accompaniment.
The song sounds like a reflection on real life, dreams and wonderful memories too.
Another winner 🎉
Many thanks, guys
I enjoyed every singie one and laughed out loud too! Thanks
So glad you enjoyed it, Georgenne. Thank you for watching and commenting.
Well here is my contrubution" We "Old People" do not grow old, we grow progressively younger. We started out fat, bald, toothless, cranky, incontinent, and overdue for a nap. Old age is just returning to our youthful selves.
Ha! Ha! Many thanks, Bill. That's certainly my experience!
I love retirement, 6 Saturdays and a Sunday
Ha! Ha! Nice one, Jacky. Must admit, I love retirement too. Many thanks for watching.
Yes, just so!
I think that instead of saying that the body is up, it should say that the mind is up but the body will follow later
Yes, I think you're right, Karen. That's pretty much how I feel in the morning! 😃
absolutely wonderful collection of what's it's really like......thanks Pearls.....
So glad you enjoyed it Alan. Thanks a lot for watching.
I'm 79 years old and still waiting for the joy
Ha! Ha! Nice one, Lenis. Thanks for watching and commenting.
Awesome performance, Steve. 'Remember absent company' - Billy would be proud. Dream On.
Many thanks. I'm sure he would.
Thanks. Keep em coming.🆗😊🌞👍
Many thanks, Gladys. I'll keep trying!
Wow! This is just so good ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Thank you so much
Ha!! Great video. Some of the quotes were spot on. I loved it!!!
Thank you so much. So pleased you liked it
Some brilliant quotes here - love it ❤
Thank you - really pleased you like it
Love it
I like to add don’t be afraid enjoy life and be risky when you’re old you’ll be grateful you did
have fun no matter what even if you had to sleep in your car
I did for few hours and was not afraid I knew everything will be alright
Later I owned my own business
Sounds like you have a great philosophy on life. Thanks a lot for watching and commenting.
thank you for sharing
My pleasure, Sheila. Thank you for watching.
Just love it. So funny i needed the laugh today. Thank you.
So pleased it made you laugh, Rita. Thank you for watching.
Thankful
Thank you, Zenaida
I would put CB antennaes on my van to find it in Walmart parking lots but when I did that in 1972 everybody in America bought the same antennaes.Same thing when I painted my twin mini-whips red........who knew everybody liked red????
Another fantastic upload, Steve. Just keeps getting better!
Thanks again, John
Too funny I can relate all you young individuals treat everyone with respect as we all should
Yes, Cecilis, I couldn;t agree more. Thank you for watching and commenting,
Since I've been retired. I make sure to watch the morning news. I turn the sound off though. I just watch the traffic report and all the traffic jams and laugh and laugh, and sip my coffee and laugh some more,
Ha! Ha! Thanks a lot, Bill. It's a great feeling to be out of the rat race and not have that awful daily commute. Long may it continue. Thanks again for watching and commenting.
@@MusicalPearls Especially when this rat still has his tail. I have another one fo you
At this stage of my life I find that I have found something I have searched for all my life, equilibrium. Defined as one wife home, all kids gone, and a house with two bathrooms-equilibrium.
That was brilliant Bill. I just read out loud to my wife what you said and we had a great laugh as well. We've both been retired for 4 years and we certainly don't miss the drive to work.
@@delby66 I hope you were able to read all of my idiocies here. My daughters think that I should have gone to work for Mad Magazine. I told them that sometimes I wished that I had. But I was stupid and went ot law school instead.
I Liked the video so well I watched it twice!!!!!!!
So pleased you liked it, Jim. A double thank you for watching.
Really love this! ❤😅😅😅😅
Thanks a lot, Patricia. Really pleased you liked it.
Great video. and soundtrack!!!
Thanks for your comment Steve
Love everyone of these what joy
So pleased you liked them, Carolyn. Many thanks for watching.
I'm imagining myself growing old. The music is great and some great quotes
So glad you liked it. Thanks for the visit.
@@MusicalPearls 💕✨💕✨💕✨
Your videos always cheer me up - thanks for posting 👍
Thanks so much for watching
Getting old ain't for the weak is that how the saying goes
It sounds about right to me, Mary. Thanks a lot for watching and commenting
There is one man I still feel bad thinking about it’s been forty years gal dreams always ❤❤❤ 3:41
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Many thanks, Marion. So pleased you liked it.
I am glad I retired, but I miss the music playing
Indicating change of period in school running in 👠 in hallways.The students
Laughing it brought joy.❤😊
As a teacher, if that is what you were, you must have been a boring pain in the ass.
Thanks for watching and sharing your thoughts, Patricia
These are great. I hope nobody would mind if I borrow some.
Thx😂😊
Thanks a lot, Antje
Great. Comments
So glad you liked them, Valerie. Thanks for watching.
I've not yet lost all my marbles but there is a hole in the bag and it's getting bigger
Ha! Ha! Many thanks, David. I know the feeling.
There is no joy, only pain as your body becomes your prison with your young mind inside. Your real golden years are your youth, use it wisely.
I’m with you on feeling like a prisoner. But we still have to strive for joy amidst the pain.
@@lindaruppert4632 very true dear soul.
Im now retired which means I no longer have to march off to work. Which means I no
longer have to battle the commute traffic. Also I no longer have to suffer those stupid people I used to work with/for. ALSO I no longer have to suffer those stupid customers
who think they are always right. WRONG! I can sleep late EVERYDAY. Everyday is like a Saturday for me. If I dont feel like doing anything, I dont have to. Seniors get discounts
most EVERYWHERE.
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Brilliant as usual, love your voice and songs 😊
Many thanks for your lpvely comment, Denise. Really appreciate it.
My daughter posted on her page the other day that it's getting harder for her to parent her teenagers as well as her parents... she's got nerve after all the years we put into her...
Well Cheryl, I bask in the thought that my Social Security is based on the work of my children whom I taught to turn off those damn video games, learn something and get a decent job someday. I salute all the parents who said the same thing and the kids that begrudgedly listened. Thanks for my monthly check. Hope your kids do the same for you.
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Right?!! 😂😂😂
Who is Jesus? You can retire but He never slumbers or sleeps and He's counting sheep.
Some people are born regired. Othera retire when they die.
"Take care of Number 1 ,and Don't step on Number 2," Rodney Dangerfield.
Ha! Ha! Nice one, Benny. There's a lot of it about, so careful where you're walking.
@@MusicalPearls Sorry this was a repeat quote from one of your previous vids, so ," Take my wife, please", Henny Youngman.
Every days a holiday when.your retired
Thanks a lot, John. I totally agree - long may you enjoy it!
I don't like this getting old lark, bad hips, bad knees and having to wear pads when you pee.🤣🤣
Retirement. When you have twice as much husband for half as much money.
Ha! Ha! Nice one, BL. Thank you so much.
What she it isjust no to me even in this age I look nice
Dear Steve 🧚♀️ Ich finde es klasse, dass die Leute draußen wenn sie mich sehen, sagen und denken: OMG, alles andere ist doch eh gelogen heutzutage und ich geh trotzden meiner Wege, das Alter hat was..... 😹🕊🍀🥀🦭🌟🧚♀️
Thank you, Christine. Yes, you're right. No matter how hard it gets, you must remain true to yourself.
I hate these vids. They assume we all get old forgetful, infirm & stupid. My old landlord was about 70, ran 5 km before breakfast, then lifted weights. A lady I met on a bus was 92 & using her mobile & tablet with ease.
I'm 58 & studying a specialised degree at university - my 3rd one. I can still do pilates & yoga. I can still lift weights & swim 60 laps, though lack of time from a heavy study load prohibits that now. U don't have to get old fat & stupid - you do that to yourself. Don't assume we are all like this just cos we have grey or white hair, & a few wrinkles!
Sorry, Tasha, I understand your concern but I think you've misunderstood the message in the videos. I can assure you I'm not not trying to belittle older people. I'm actually 75 years old. I keep myself extremely fit and still work full time in the IT industry. I kniw all too well the negatve attitude people have towards the older generation so I'm trying to encourage them to laugh at life, enjoy every stage of it and embrace all the challenges it brings. Thank you for commenting and good luck with your studies.
Oh my goodness for a visually impaired old man hey useless clip it is this is the 21st century whatever happened to audio I hope you step up your game
Vid was funny but I don’t believe you need he belittling pics of older people personally I was offended by portraying we older folks as ugly and stupid.
Sorry you were offended, Dave. I can assure you I'm not trying to belittle old folks - I'm 75 years old. My philosopjy is just to laugh at life and enjoy every stage of it, ,no matter what it throws at you.
I'm retired...
I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today!
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