Hearing squidward say "SpongeBob turn off your fucking racist music you god damn traitor!" Is quite honestly one of the funniest things to bless my ears
you are all fools. Lincoln continued slavery after the war. Lincoln tried to literally ship all black people to Nigeria after the war too. you people are sick and believe whatever meme is thrown in your face
"Also, follow up question; if the Confederacy was so obsessed with States rights, why did they try so desperately to override other States' rights when it came to runaway slaves?" *"UH....."*
@@Marie-fx2qp I generally have neutral feelings towards the US, but I hear a British "person" and I am a red blooded 2A loving, commie fighting and gods fearing man.
I never do. Whenever I see Civil War anything, I always remember what all of those young men went through, fighting the war. Always makes me depressed.
The best kind of nationalism is the kind that lets you point out your own flaws and shortcomings, but also makes you violently patriotic when you hear a traitor breathe in your general vicinity
@@viktorerben587 well no need for the song because any confederate is already a massive clown, in fact it was so clownish that they became a wholeass circus.
Ironically this actually happened and lasted up until the civil rights movement for the most part. Although you’ll still have people waving the traitor flags in incest country
In his defence, squidward yells out “18 hours” meaning that he had to listen to Dixie land for almost a day, that is something I wouldn’t do to my worst enemy
It was provoked, he was listening to the confederate Dixieland for hours, I wouldn't even make Murderers on death row listen to that garbage for a second.
I like both song, for different reasons. Dixie Land sounds like a bunch of guys handing out and singing for fun. It's farmers singing about their home Union Dixie is a straight up roast, and is actively inviting the Confederacy to throw hands. It's an army song through and through
Yeah I got to agree Dixie’s land came out in 1859 2 years before the civil war started so it’s not talking about the war it’s just talking about their home but unfortunately their homes had many many poorly treated African slaves
I've said this before, but the South has some bomb ads music. If they focused on that instead of lost cause and Sky daddy and flag, they'd be cool as hell.
People seriously defending a country that fought to keep slavery. “But my State rights!!” Yea, the state right to own slaves. That’s what they fought for.
@@povotaknight2063 yea, and in order to do that they'd have to actually seceedd and become your own nation, but certain people wouldn't let that happen, and thank god for that, because if they didn't slavery would've lasted another 30 years.
@@povotaknight2063 or the fact that slavery was and always has been and will be an economic downfall/failure that doesn't work in any sense. Could be that too.
It's funny because Spongebob lasted longer than the Confederacy and its still going today Edit: Wow we got some sus people in these replies lmao, why you mad that I'm right Edit 2: This comment section got more salt than the Pacific Ocean
Story time. One day I was at a reenactment fighting in it. I was on the union side and the confederates were across the river. The rebels try to demoralize us and play Dixie. We started to sing Union Dixie and started to charge across that river. That rebel band stopped playing and high tailed it. Never saw anybody run so fast in my life.
Did you know that in one spongebob episode? Squidward says 18 hours This is because it's a small but funny easter egg because it references how long the confederacy lasted
Europe & Canada: So Union, we heard you made a new song. The Union: Yes, here it is. Europe & Canada: That is just "Dixie Land" with a few changes. The Union: You see, we may be doing a little trolling.
*South :Enslaves people Everyone : HOW EVIL!!!!!!! *North: Burns murders and rapes civilian population Everyone :TOTALLY JUSTIFIED!! WHAT HEROES!!!!!!!!!
@@jazaniac Well, I guess parents forfeit their lives when they have children, because according to the law, parents "Own" their children until they turn eighteen. Besides that, what kind of flawed logic is: "If they dehumanized people, then they aren't people anymore"? If they're not people anymore, how can you hold them to human standards? Lastly, the women and children that were brutalized by the north were NOT accountable for the actions of their Men, did we murder the wives and daughters of the n@zis? No? Why not? they did FAAAAAR worse things the human beings than the slave owners ever did.
@@boeufprairieartifacts9025 It's funny how the confederacy was so crappy that the people who now support it have to come up with fake reasons why it existed it was so shameful
@@nipplecream3099 as far as I know, it was brother vs brother? American vs American. So either way it sucked for both sides because we killed each other.
@@glane3962 Quiet, you damn traitor. There's no comparison. We fought against high taxes and to gain governance of our selves. Your dirty ilk fought to enslave other humans. Situations were light years apart.
The Union: enslaves children to work in dangerous factories instead of letting them pursue something like education so they don't realize they live in a concrete plantation and try to leave, but it's okay because the kids are technically getting paid and slavery no longer exists. Also the Union: still treats black people like second class citizens after ending slavery, but it's okay because they're no longer enslaved in name.
@@comicsans1689 "b-b-b-b-b-but union was bad because modern morals are different" shut up. Ending slavery was a huge step, its not discredited because of child labour and segregation.
I get it’s a joke, but the history is actually kinda funny. Union Dixie was incredibly unpopular in the Union, to the extent there was a rumored event where General Sherman almost shot a musician for playing it
@@grovnargaming2387 Oh boy where do I begin. Actually I’m going to relocate you to a channel that includes this Grant v. Lee talk (along with Sherman). Look up a channel called “Atun-Shei Films” and give their “Checkmate Lincolnites!” Series a watch. Good stuff, informative and funny.
So inferior the US boasted how the war would be over in a few months but somehow it took them 4 years to beat an army of poor farmers with no war industry
@@mapleflag6518 the northern aggression phrase isn’t referring to who shot first it’s referring to the policies the US had that benefited the north and hurt the south which caused the revolt
"Each dixie boy must understand that he must mind his uncle sam" is honestly such a fucking amazing dig. It's so belittling that you just know it had to piss them off.
@@twinzzlers True, but before secession the south had been the most nightmarish part of the overall american slaving way of life, and what little hope this song had to escape association, the confederates and neo confederates claimed it. A real shame, I want to reiterate that I LOVE the way they sing it, and even some of the lyrics no less. It sounds so happy and energetic yet awful people had to ruin it. Similar to the North Korea marching song, sounds cool as heck but its in honor of their toxic false-communist system and their awful dynastic rulers.
@@twinzzlers But this is much more than just toxic people, this is a group that has had a massive negative impact on society. The post-civil war southern sympathizers basically rolled back progress on racial equality and created a deluded subculture of neo confederates that still peddle lost cause and religious extremist ideology to this very day. Trust me, your words make sense and come from a good place, but we can't really reclaim this song as a good old southern song unless the ones who claimed it have been thoroughly left in the dustbin of history.
@ramenbomberdeluxe4958 I'll continue to cherish the song, I might be from the North but we can't let piles of human waste win, and claim stuff that doesn't belong to them.
@@kyletankingColonel Squidward At the age of 44 was hit by a cannonball which blew him off his horse after hitting him in the skull at the battle of jellyfish fields 1863. age of death may vary.
well to stop misinformation #1 union dixie is not a parody of dixie land. it's a parody of To Arms in Dixie. common mistake #2 it says dixie is "a racist traitor song", while the song only orignated in the south, and has no lyrics suggesting racism (although they can be interpreted that way, but most in the south just see it as a nice song, and it actually became oddly popular in the North), blacks, or even the south other than the word Dixie and some very southern speak.
States rights to Secede. And Chattel Slavery was expanded and promulgated by your precious Union in the modern era, than it ever was at the height of Trans-Atlantic Slavery. In such places as Iraq, and Libya which were both functional countries, your precious HRC showed up and bombed and butchered everyone and transformed them both into lawless slave markets and human trafficking corridors. My Confederate ancestors had no hand in that, but I know they're pleased to see the current downfall of your anti-White Union. Especially the global de-Dollarization effort as well as the Houthi resistance in the Red Sea.
I always cringe when i hear that. And CSA people who think slavery was so good. Then they can personally go to African country that still practice slavery and enlist there, if they love it so much
Dixie land may have a shitty meaning but yes it is catchy. Edit: I recently learned that Dixieland originated as a minstrel song which has changed my perspective on the tune. Make of that information what you will.
@@reeselawson3686 majority of the people who fought for the south were just average civilians, it would be like us civis fighting for the 1% in the south vs the government in the north, but the 1% in the south also ran the government.
@@poptartculture3889 except Dixie land was just about a freed slave reminiscing about his plantation/home back South. It was never meant to have any kind of racist connotation and the writer of the song himself hated how the CSA used it as their unofficial anthem and even said he never would have written it if he knew what it was going to become.
For those of you who think the war was about "states rights" or taxes or some other cause I advise you to PLEASE watch some of these videos and to try and keep an open mind: czcams.com/video/yZDxu0APt9g/video.html&ab_channel=Atun-SheiFilms czcams.com/video/y7y3pJCufFU/video.html&ab_channel=TEDxTalks czcams.com/video/pcy7qV-BGF4/video.html&ab_channel=PragerU Also I'm not bashing the south I'm bashing the confederacy, there is a HUGE difference. Edit: I've been accused of being a Mexican by like seven different people in this comment section. I'm not sure why thats their go-to insult but its not really insulting imo.
@@gorrazin7983 they were Americans. It makes sense that the government took away a right to own slaves. People are rioting because of lockdown and masks.
@@randomchannel6900 If we were talking about the revolutionary war would you say "They were British"? I agree that slavery is bad. I don't think anyone is going to contest that. I also said nothing about the lockdowns.
@@gorrazin7983 taxes never played a part in the war, states rights were a minor cause and slavery was without a doubt the main reason for southern succession. Now does this make the south bad? No!
@@emprahsfinest7092 another reminder that the confederacy was such a failure that racists really only began putting up statues for it when the civil rights movement started
“War crimes? What war crimes? We were just trolling the traitors that fought for 'states rights', when in reality, it was slavery they were fighting for.” -William T. Sherman shortly after burning down Atlanta
"18 hours! I'm gonna give that Robert E. Lee a piece of my mind. Lee, turn off your fucking racist music, you goddamn traitor!" - General Sherman, 1864
Way down south in the land of traitors😅 rattle snakes and alligators🐊 come away, come away, right away, where cottins gold and men are chattle, union boys will win the battle 📯 right away, come away, come away!🥁
@@Darthwgamer Nope, that's not what it means at all. "A word used when you agree with something; or when you want to recognize someone for being themselves, i.e. courageous and unique or not caring what others think. Especially common in online political slang."
@@poptartculture3889 Its truely upsetting that so many of them genuinely believe in the myth in the modern day. It was debunked countless times over the course of an entire century and they still say "b-b-but muh fReEdoM!"
Why would I support the modern day Federal government? It’s a tyrannical organization that’s constantly trying to violate the Rights of the US citizens.
When you invade Atlantis instead of Atlanta
Whoopsie, wrong direction!
@@williamsherman1942 atleast they are Unions
@@williamsherman1942 only 1% people hates Union
Nice.
At least they still got the fire part correct
Hearing squidward say "SpongeBob turn off your fucking racist music you god damn traitor!" Is quite honestly one of the funniest things to bless my ears
@Saline Toad me too
you are all fools. Lincoln continued slavery after the war. Lincoln tried to literally ship all black people to Nigeria after the war too. you people are sick and believe whatever meme is thrown in your face
Im too
Yankee
@Saline Toad based
"Slavery is gay, because you own another man"
*Abraham* *Lincon* *1862*
Well said our Union brother from across the pond. At least you guys weren’t traitors.
Thankfully your son William IV got rid of slavery for you guys in 1832
Now this I can get behind.
what if the slave is from the opposite sex
@@ViktorEnjoyer y’all say that like the Union was or something😭
Fun fact: spongebob has lasted longer than the confederate party and made more of an impact on American culture
The Union just keeps on winning 🇺🇸
The entire southern culture is impacted by the confederacy
@@wosstudiosw8768Yeah, and entire states are influenced by SpongeBob
@@wosstudiosw8768 maybe our economic state but not really the culture. There’s a lot more to southern culture than racism.
Nah. American culture thrives thanks to the south
West coast vs East coast: I sleep.
Union vs Confederacy: *REAL SHIT*
No crap
Is real shit true lol!
@Dorian Redwine oh fuck yeah who knew reality could be so amazing
I sleep because the west coast would be Nothing without the east
@@travishunt2083 no west no east
If Sherman burned down Atlanta, Squidward burned down the Atlantic Ocean.
This is my favorite comment that i've ever received
@@poptartculture3889 Those Rebels better pay, underwater or not.
"I guess will go and invent planes to fly across the Atlantic then"
Hehe
@@Prez_Jimmy_Carter Sherman would be proud.
“The Civil War was about states rights!”
“A states rights to what?”
“Uh…”
Slaves were, in fact, better off materially than today.
"Also, follow up question; if the Confederacy was so obsessed with States rights, why did they try so desperately to override other States' rights when it came to runaway slaves?"
*"UH....."*
@@Double_D__ runaway slaves are criminals as they broke away from their contractual obligation.
Only someone with a highschool iq average actually claims this as a point because they're too stupid to know what secessionism is
@@rossevanricamara4169 who cares!?! They were legally property
Why do civil war memes make me feel more patriotic than anything else in the year of 2021
Idk, but the moment I meet a loud mouth Brit or a neo-Confederate Im pro-America lmao
@@Marie-fx2qp I generally have neutral feelings towards the US, but I hear a British "person" and I am a red blooded 2A loving, commie fighting and gods fearing man.
I never do. Whenever I see Civil War anything, I always remember what all of those young men went through, fighting the war. Always makes me depressed.
The best kind of nationalism is the kind that lets you point out your own flaws and shortcomings, but also makes you violently patriotic when you hear a traitor breathe in your general vicinity
@@mug5022 🗿
Respect for squidward 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
yes
Yes
Man I like the Confederate version better
Yeah sure Didn't the jellyfish come over to Squidwards house apparently they didn't show the rest of that video lol
@@Baconcatboy It's okay, you can have bad taste
I love that the Confederacy's still getting clowned 150 years later😂
As it should. Fuck those traitors!
And God damn is it awesome
Lol yes, clowned, by some stupid song with half meaning, yes. :) This song can't even insult or something.
@@viktorerben587 well no need for the song because any confederate is already a massive clown, in fact it was so clownish that they became a wholeass circus.
@@user-tf5lg7fc9s
Since when are all Southerners Confederates lol
“Instead of owning dudes go own some bitches!!”-probably Lincoln
based lincoln
...well, they technically did....
Ehhh, idk bout that chief 😅
The jellyfish just refuse to accept that the war is over.
Gabe newll did it
So he came on squidward.
@@houndofdoom1019 Ayo
Ironically this actually happened and lasted up until the civil rights movement for the most part. Although you’ll still have people waving the traitor flags in incest country
"18 hours" this is a reference to how short the south lasted
nice
@@poptartculture3889 imagine not know how history actually works. Oh ye someone who makes cringe CZcams videos
@@YungEagle3k the hell is this supposed to mean
@@lmao5751 he's coping because his great great great great grandfather died fighting for a slaver's army
@@TheWarwolf102 So? The sins of our relatives aren't ours. Certain groups of people have to believe that (Ie. Brits)
In his defence, squidward yells out “18 hours” meaning that he had to listen to Dixie land for almost a day, that is something I wouldn’t do to my worst enemy
Agreed Yankee Brother
Im pretty sure thats how bin ladin was tortured before we killed him
@@sherk3286 you believe bin laden is dead?
@@cesarparedes3805 You believe in bin laden?
@@lucillefrancois150 you believe that I believe?
The 1.2k dislikes are balls deep in their blood relatives
Along with your momma
@@glane3962 you didn’t have to do him like that💀💀
@@joelinbrown9792 Don’t shame me 😔
@@glane3962 I’m sorry😔
@@joelinbrown9792 🤣
Squidward Tortellini coming in swiftly with that Northern Aggression 🔥🔥✊
💥💥💥💥
It was provoked, he was listening to the confederate Dixieland for hours, I wouldn't even make Murderers on death row listen to that garbage for a second.
The only good song that squidward has ever played
9,100 people liked this comment, just let that sink in for a moment.
Amen Yankee brother
You did squidward dirty my friend
Nah his whole sound track is fire
Now now it cant be the ONLY one right?
He is the greatest musician to ever live.
"Spongebob, turn down your fucking racist music you god damn traitor!" Lmfao this is gold
@@Engifarting456 and in the south they were literally slaves, what's your point?
@@Engifarting456 we betrayed the uk for good reasons. the south only betrayed so it could continue to whip black people
The fact he called SpongeBob a Traitor makes it even funnier 😂
@@bryanfongo327 Ok nlgga, and?
i thought Squidward said “turn off” well now i know, ty
I like both song, for different reasons.
Dixie Land sounds like a bunch of guys handing out and singing for fun. It's farmers singing about their home
Union Dixie is a straight up roast, and is actively inviting the Confederacy to throw hands. It's an army song through and through
As a southerner, I must warn you that the West Boro Unionist brigade is going to harass you for being a "fence sitter".
Yeah I got to agree Dixie’s land came out in 1859 2 years before the civil war started so it’s not talking about the war it’s just talking about their home but unfortunately their homes had many many poorly treated African slaves
@@finnmccarty9924 Then the union Boys turned it into a song that slaps.
To be specific, it slaps the shit out of confederates.
I've said this before, but the South has some bomb ads music. If they focused on that instead of lost cause and Sky daddy and flag, they'd be cool as hell.
@@michaelsimmons9052 eugh, West Boro
People seriously defending a country that fought to keep slavery. “But my State rights!!” Yea, the state right to own slaves. That’s what they fought for.
Exactly. To make their own choices. Yes, they were too far, but it was a different time, thank god.
@@darkwolf-intp-a5860 heck, they rejected an election instead of trying to get their own president in and then doing it for some reason
@@povotaknight2063 yea, and in order to do that they'd have to actually seceedd and become your own nation, but certain people wouldn't let that happen, and thank god for that, because if they didn't slavery would've lasted another 30 years.
@@darkwolf-intp-a5860 possibly more because of the cotton gin.
@@povotaknight2063 or the fact that slavery was and always has been and will be an economic downfall/failure that doesn't work in any sense. Could be that too.
rare footage of a union soldier single handedly destroying a whole csa divison
Laser kiwi???? :0
The funny thing is, the union army heavily outnumbered and outgunned the dixie army, but the dixie army but up one hell of a fight against them.
@Marty Moose Militia yep. still the deadliest war in american history
@Marty Moose Militia yet people still make jokes about ww1, ww2, Vietnam, Iraq, etc
“Noooo repeater rifles is cheatinnnnnggg, you can’t use themmmmmmmmmm”
Dam I had it on full volume and it woke up my entire family. Worth it 😂
Keep blasting it
Hahah 😂
Now they're "Woke"
Why tf you watching videos at full volume in the middle of the night, you psychopath?
Probably same person that plays the ussr anthem in band class
“The Civil War was actually about states rights!!!”
The states rights to do what, exactly?
To be gai
@@RedVelvetBlackleather “slavery is gay because you own another man” -Abraham Lincoln
@@capadociaash8003 💯
Ms., the Confederate apologist is standing behind you, this is a wall
Not that it makes a difference
@@capadociaash8003
Thusly why the confederacy was fighting so hard
'Spongebob, turn off your racist music, you fucking traitor' Bro I think I died and went to heaven
18 hours? Damn, Spongebob played his music longer than the confederacy even existed
@Azono But the south is part of the union now.
@@jenniferreyes2865 always have been.
@@jasoncp3257 *Shoot*
@@Engifarting456 it’s been 20 years...
@Аьзоно in terms of military personnel the north and southern states are just about tied
It's funny because Spongebob lasted longer than the Confederacy and its still going today
Edit: Wow we got some sus people in these replies lmao, why you mad that I'm right
Edit 2: This comment section got more salt than the Pacific Ocean
Got em
smokin that confederacy pack
Wow fucking rip
wow such an original joke
@@jordanbrooks9448 still better then twilight
Fun fact, Spongebob has existed for longer than the Confederacy did.
Story time. One day I was at a reenactment fighting in it. I was on the union side and the confederates were across the river. The rebels try to demoralize us and play Dixie. We started to sing Union Dixie and started to charge across that river. That rebel band stopped playing and high tailed it. Never saw anybody run so fast in my life.
As a “proud” Ohioan I take pride in the fact that General Sherman proves Northerners are better at making Southern BBQ than actual southerners.
He didnt burn my state because nobody beats Carolina bbq
@@sherk3286 sorry I read your thing wrong thought you said California
@@ruddiestmanx5116 Californians cant barbeque what treason is this?
northerners are gay
@@sherk3286 I mean half of their state is on fire every year so I wouldn't say they can't
Every Dixieboy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam.
Seeing as how every Dixie boy was American before the CSA and are American after the CSA we do.
@@glane3962 The leaders of the Confederacy weren’t Americans, they were confederates and puppets for the devil.
And Uncle Sam should learn not to overstep his bounds.
Uncle Sam > Jim Crow 🤷
@@FalonGrey Aw, does the traitor not get to own other people anymore? Allow me to play a sad song on the world's tiniest violin.
Did you know that in one spongebob episode?
Squidward says 18 hours
This is because it's a small but funny easter egg because it references how long the confederacy lasted
i looked in the comments out of morbid curiosity and i dont wanna be here anymore
same
Same m8
It wasn't called the march to the sea for nothing.
Underrated comment lmaooo
Europe & Canada: So Union, we heard you made a new song.
The Union: Yes, here it is.
Europe & Canada: That is just "Dixie Land" with a few changes.
The Union: You see, we may be doing a little trolling.
Some high velocity trolling will be arriving at your destination *shortly*
Four score and seven years ago, our founding fathers *did a little bit of trolling*
Britain sitting in the corner having Yankee Doodle flashbacks…
"We're also threatening to commit war crimes....."
@@Sonichero151
And arson
"Hello, May 2021? This is January 2024 calling....yes, they're doing they same thing this month they did in your year...again."
In two years, this will be older than the confederacy
"Spongebob,, turn off your fucking racist music you goddamn tratior" actually killed me
Still one of the best roasts in history
next to atlanta
@@Prauwlet213 lmao, how did I know exactly what this reply was gonna say?
@@FalonGrey telepathy
As someone who was born in the south...
*you're goddamn right*
Even the Southerners are on the Union side now, N I C E
@@loganjulig6227 yep
@@loganjulig6227 Considering we all live in the same country, yeah.
Loyal southerners are still proper yankees through and through
@@poptartculture3889 Fee-fi-fo-fum I smell the blood of an Englishman...
18 hours is a rough estimate for how long the Confederacy actually lasted
This song is just as fire as Atlanta was after General William T. Sherman
*South :Enslaves people
Everyone : HOW EVIL!!!!!!!
*North: Burns murders and rapes civilian population
Everyone :TOTALLY JUSTIFIED!! WHAT HEROES!!!!!!!!!
@@Oneamongthelegion slave owners aren't real people. You forfeit your right to life when you own another human being.
@@jazaniac Well, I guess parents forfeit their lives when they have children, because according to the law, parents "Own" their children until they turn eighteen.
Besides that, what kind of flawed logic is: "If they dehumanized people, then they aren't people anymore"? If they're not people anymore, how can you hold them to human standards?
Lastly, the women and children that were brutalized by the north were NOT accountable for the actions of their Men, did we murder the wives and daughters of the n@zis? No? Why not? they did FAAAAAR worse things the human beings than the slave owners ever did.
@@Oneamongthelegion Is not the north's fault that the south is cringe
@@triz202 that moment when you realize that the north had slaves too
When Squidy comes marching home again, *hurrah hurrah*
That made me laugh
We'll give him a hearty welcome then, hurrah! Hurrah!
😂😂😂😂
Confederate soldiers: oh how I miss my homeland
Union soldiers: then we'll send you back there in a box
Union soldiers never left the south.
We got twice as many buried in southern dust and they are here to stay 😉
@@boeufprairieartifacts9025 It's funny how the confederacy was so crappy that the people who now support it have to come up with fake reasons why it existed it was so shameful
@@povotaknight2063 Idk what that has to do with what I commented?
What I stated is fact.
@@boeufprairieartifacts9025 imagine being proud of having killed Americans fighting to protect their country
@@nipplecream3099 as far as I know, it was brother vs brother? American vs American. So either way it sucked for both sides because we killed each other.
Just realized grandpa’s ghost ghost costume isn’t for Halloween 💀🥶
Still the best diss track in history
But can they rhyme orange with banana?
@@thetroll1129 Only M&M can
@@bravo6959 Eminem*
It goes so hard it created actual fire in the confederacy
I’ve listened to Union Dixie so many times that every time I even here a bit of that traitor music I imagine it as Union Dixie instead
When the U.S. left Britain it was itself traitorous.
Oh how blue bellies forget that.
@@glane3962
Quiet, you damn traitor. There's no comparison. We fought against high taxes and to gain governance of our selves. Your dirty ilk fought to enslave other humans. Situations were light years apart.
@@t.d.2016 I hate people who still try to identify with the confederacy. It gives the southern states a bad name
My respect for squidward 📈📈📈⬆️⬆️⬆️
As a southerner, union's version definitely slaps
The Union:
We do a little trolling
They made a song to make fun of the Union so it’s only fair that the Union return the favor with a much more catchy song
The burning of Atlanta was just the Union trolling the Confederacy
The Union: enslaves children to work in dangerous factories instead of letting them pursue something like education so they don't realize they live in a concrete plantation and try to leave, but it's okay because the kids are technically getting paid and slavery no longer exists.
Also the Union: still treats black people like second class citizens after ending slavery, but it's okay because they're no longer enslaved in name.
@@comicsans1689 "b-b-b-b-b-but union was bad because modern morals are different" shut up. Ending slavery was a huge step, its not discredited because of child labour and segregation.
@@comicsans1689 “Reeeeeeee uNioN bAd”
confederate state been real quiet since this dropped
yeah cause it took two centuries to come out
@@riecheur6088 damn it came out? didnt expect that
@@hecker1636 i could go for a cashew, thanks! :)
I get it’s a joke, but the history is actually kinda funny. Union Dixie was incredibly unpopular in the Union, to the extent there was a rumored event where General Sherman almost shot a musician for playing it
Since true Confederate enjoyers aren't wasting time by s**ts like this.
Harry Turtledove’s Southern Victory Book Series Explained in 39 Seconds
Honestly when even the fucking Wii U outlasted the confederacy that's when you know.
I like how the bounce is perfectly in sync with the beat
People give General Grant all the credit for defeating the South and eliminating slavery once and for all.
What about Squidward? He did most of it!
*Sherman stares in fiery fury*
@@grovnargaming2387 Sweet home Alabama
eliminating slavery, not racism.
@@grovnargaming2387 Oh boy where do I begin. Actually I’m going to relocate you to a channel that includes this Grant v. Lee talk (along with Sherman). Look up a channel called “Atun-Shei Films” and give their “Checkmate Lincolnites!” Series a watch. Good stuff, informative and funny.
@@grovnargaming2387 States rights to govern themselves so they can have slaves?
It was not a war of Northern Agression, it was a war of Southern Inferiority
And besides the South were the ones that shot first.
@@mapleflag6518 so? the Americans shot first in the revolution, it doesn’t make the British the good guys
So inferior the US boasted how the war would be over in a few months but somehow it took them 4 years to beat an army of poor farmers with no war industry
@@butterflyknifeislife8658 I know. I’m just pointing out that it wasn’t the “War of Northern Agression”
@@mapleflag6518 the northern aggression phrase isn’t referring to who shot first it’s referring to the policies the US had that benefited the north and hurt the south which caused the revolt
“The civil war was over states rights!”
“States rights to do what exactly?”
“…”
“Thats what I thought.”
Own property
@@darthmaul216 *people
@@arcadeinvader8086 Thing is, to confederates those are the same thing😬
For free trading with Europe without laws of Washington D.C. Abraham Lincoln was a slaveowner too. Learn history better, ignoramus.
@@darthmaul216
Bro really thinks that people are property. 💀💀💀
Meatcanyon eddie: "i have experienced perfection"
Me, normally: "America is not a great country and has a really questionable track record."
Me when I see a Neoconfederate:
9/11 was an inside job
@@dustin872 Who the fuck cares, this isn't about 9/11.
@@dustin872 thats really fucking disrespectful
@@dustin872 you believe in planes?
Here here
"Each dixie boy must understand that he must mind his uncle sam" is honestly such a fucking amazing dig. It's so belittling that you just know it had to piss them off.
You know what’s sad? I honestly love the way they sing the southern Dixie song in particular. It’s a shame that it’s a song made in honor of, well…
It was made before secession
@@twinzzlers
True, but before secession the south had been the most nightmarish part of the overall american slaving way of life, and what little hope this song had to escape association, the confederates and neo confederates claimed it.
A real shame, I want to reiterate that I LOVE the way they sing it, and even some of the lyrics no less. It sounds so happy and energetic yet awful people had to ruin it.
Similar to the North Korea marching song, sounds cool as heck but its in honor of their toxic false-communist system and their awful dynastic rulers.
@@ramenbomberdeluxe4958 Don't let toxic people claim a good song, that means they win.
@@twinzzlers
But this is much more than just toxic people, this is a group that has had a massive negative impact on society. The post-civil war southern sympathizers basically rolled back progress on racial equality and created a deluded subculture of neo confederates that still peddle lost cause and religious extremist ideology to this very day.
Trust me, your words make sense and come from a good place, but we can't really reclaim this song as a good old southern song unless the ones who claimed it have been thoroughly left in the dustbin of history.
@ramenbomberdeluxe4958 I'll continue to cherish the song, I might be from the North but we can't let piles of human waste win, and claim stuff that doesn't belong to them.
All my Yankee brethren salute Lt. Col. Tentacles for his valiant efforts in the Civil War. Long live the blue coats!
After the battle of conch street binki bottom during the squidward was promoted to Colonel
@@kyletankingColonel Squidward At the age of 44 was hit by a cannonball which blew him off his horse after hitting him in the skull at the battle of jellyfish fields 1863. age of death may vary.
Blue is such an ugly color, how about grey? It's so beautiful color.
Viktor Erben fax.
@@airconditioningman6642 opinion or fact depending on the person
As someone who doesn't care much for history. I literally learned about both songs today. Long live the union Dixie song
well to stop misinformation
#1 union dixie is not a parody of dixie land. it's a parody of To Arms in Dixie. common mistake
#2 it says dixie is "a racist traitor song", while the song only orignated in the south, and has no lyrics suggesting racism (although they can be interpreted that way, but most in the south just see it as a nice song, and it actually became oddly popular in the North), blacks, or even the south other than the word Dixie and some very southern speak.
@@bitpumpkinn2923 nobody gives a shit
@@bitpumpkinn2923 Its a racist trash song enjoy by racist trash people
@@bitpumpkinn2923 I swear to god if you believe that the Civil War was fought over sTAtE’s rIgHts.
@@citavalo you just gotta hit 'em with that good "a states right to what?"
States rights? States rights to do WHAT exactly?
To expand slavery into other states of course.
States rights to Secede.
And Chattel Slavery was expanded and promulgated by your precious Union in the modern era, than it ever was at the height of Trans-Atlantic Slavery.
In such places as Iraq, and Libya which were both functional countries, your precious HRC showed up and bombed and butchered everyone and transformed them both into lawless slave markets and human trafficking corridors.
My Confederate ancestors had no hand in that, but I know they're pleased to see the current downfall of your anti-White Union.
Especially the global de-Dollarization effort as well as the Houthi resistance in the Red Sea.
I always cringe when i hear that. And CSA people who think slavery was so good. Then they can personally go to African country that still practice slavery and enlist there, if they love it so much
Another W for comrade Squidward
Lol
Although I may be southern, and unironically enjoy dixie land, ill give it to Squidward, because even I couldn't listen to Dixie land for 18 hours
Dixie land may have a shitty meaning but yes it is catchy.
Edit: I recently learned that Dixieland originated as a minstrel song which has changed my perspective on the tune. Make of that information what you will.
@@poptartculture3889 It's about defending your home, and while that home may not have stood for the best thing, the message of the song is valiant.
@@reeselawson3686 majority of the people who fought for the south were just average civilians, it would be like us civis fighting for the 1% in the south vs the government in the north, but the 1% in the south also ran the government.
@@sackofwetmice428 Exactly, and so did the 1% in the north. It was the rich who ran it, and that's how it's been from the start.
@@poptartculture3889 except Dixie land was just about a freed slave reminiscing about his plantation/home back South. It was never meant to have any kind of racist connotation and the writer of the song himself hated how the CSA used it as their unofficial anthem and even said he never would have written it if he knew what it was going to become.
The sound of general william sherman warning a small southern town to surrender . Then they done and he pulls a troll face and doom music kicks in
I may be Texan. But I support the union.
Well anyone who is even slightly patriotic would
Sandy Cheeks approves 🐿️
Ew. A fed bootlicker.
@@chris135x Ew, a sore loser.
dude its so chad to follow the correct opinions and ideas bro
I give 10 Winged Hussars out of 10 Winged Hussars.
Long live president Lincoln of the USA and king Sobieski of the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth
Hussar! Hussar! The Bonnie Blue Fla---
...whoops, wrong video. 😏
@@E4439Qv5 Okay confederate, we had more freedom than you in the 17th Century.
@@jansobieski8414 👀
@@jansobieski8414 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
And the Union wins again lol 🤣
Except in Afghanistan, lmao 😆
@@dustin872 🤔?
@@SoranotRoxas the United States war in Afghanistan, 20 years and billions of dollars wasted just for the Taliban to take over
@@dustin872 and that has to do with an American Civil War meme in what way?...
@Quaid Leo the Confederates have a 100% loose streak tho so....
"EIGHTEEN HOURS!"
Yeah, that's about as long as the Confederacy lasted, lol.
“You goddamn traitor!” 😂
All the dislikes are from salty confederates.
CZcams after taking the dislike button away: *No need to thank me*
this aged poorly
For those of you who think the war was about "states rights" or taxes or some other cause I advise you to PLEASE watch some of these videos and to try and keep an open mind:
czcams.com/video/yZDxu0APt9g/video.html&ab_channel=Atun-SheiFilms
czcams.com/video/y7y3pJCufFU/video.html&ab_channel=TEDxTalks
czcams.com/video/pcy7qV-BGF4/video.html&ab_channel=PragerU
Also I'm not bashing the south I'm bashing the confederacy, there is a HUGE difference.
Edit: I've been accused of being a Mexican by like seven different people in this comment section. I'm not sure why thats their go-to insult but its not really insulting imo.
Yeah most southerns don't know the difference
The civil war was about state rights, taxes, AND slavery. It's not like wars have to start over a singular issue, so try to keep an open mind.
@@gorrazin7983 they were Americans. It makes sense that the government took away a right to own slaves. People are rioting because of lockdown and masks.
@@randomchannel6900 If we were talking about the revolutionary war would you say "They were British"? I agree that slavery is bad. I don't think anyone is going to contest that. I also said nothing about the lockdowns.
@@gorrazin7983 taxes never played a part in the war, states rights were a minor cause and slavery was without a doubt the main reason for southern succession. Now does this make the south bad? No!
If the South "rises" again, I'll just pop myself a bag of popcorn and watch them be wiped on the floor again. Praise the Union.
Squidward was an abolitionist confirmed
Reminder that the confederacy only lasted 5 years, disco had a longer lifespan
And yet people are still butthurt about it.
@@emprahsfinest7092 another reminder that the confederacy was such a failure that racists really only began putting up statues for it when the civil rights movement started
It's not that disco had a longer lifespan. The confederacy had a shorter one
@@IndigoEuphonium the Doritos locos taco lasted longer, at this point anything with even the smallest relevance has a pretty good chance
@@leonam6474 Dwight Eisenhower called Robert E Lee one of the 3 greatest Americans and had his picture in the Oval Office.
I should feel offended since I was born in the south
but...
but the south is pog and the confederacy is cringe
@@crazedunionboy3383 based and beingabletotellhistoryapartfrommoderntimes-pilled
When we say we understand Squidward when we're older, I didn't think we'd relate THIS much.
“War crimes? What war crimes? We were just trolling the traitors that fought for 'states rights', when in reality, it was slavery they were fighting for.” -William T. Sherman shortly after burning down Atlanta
"18 hours! I'm gonna give that Robert E. Lee a piece of my mind. Lee, turn off your fucking racist music, you goddamn traitor!" - General Sherman, 1864
cringe
@DrPepper Studios my brother in christ you are named DrPepper Studios and you spam your own videos' comments with "Amazing video"
@DrPepper Studios it is meant to point out that you have no place talking about people
That phone call is exactly how I imagine phone calls between squidward and spongebob must be like off screen
Lets pause and share a moment of silence for all headphone users
Way down south in the land of traitors😅 rattle snakes and alligators🐊 come away, come away, right away, where cottins gold and men are chattle, union boys will win the battle 📯 right away, come away, come away!🥁
The virgin Dixie vs the Chad John Brown's Body
Union Dixie was the OG diss track.
Well damn, I didn't know you could set a house on fire underwater, but there we go!
“Bu- bU- BuT mUH anCEstOrs DidN’t oWn AnY SlaVEs!!”
What the residents of Atlanta heard before Sherman arrived
Squidward officially ended confederacy.
Squidward is based
@@nuclearreactor395 apparently someone told me that "Based" is racist, don't ask me why but ya
@@Darthwgamer Nope, that's not what it means at all. "A word used when you agree with something; or when you want to recognize someone for being themselves, i.e. courageous and unique or not caring what others think. Especially common in online political slang."
@@aquatic4760 Lol then Idk why someone called it racist
@@Darthwgamer probably because edgy racists like to use it to justify racism. lol doesn’t mean the word itself is racist though.
i never knew spongey was a confed! that damned traitor!
When wii u lasted longer than your heritage
My diet of Whiskey lasted longer!
@@williamsherman1942 lol
@@broofy7458 Sherman was a bit of a alcoholic incase you don’t know, mostly because of the war
Perfection
I can feel the presence of all the angry southerners and lost causers typing in the comments
there are A LOT of them
@@poptartculture3889 holy crap
@@poptartculture3889 Its truely upsetting that so many of them genuinely believe in the myth in the modern day. It was debunked countless times over the course of an entire century and they still say "b-b-but muh fReEdoM!"
@@poptartculture3889 ok Fed worshipper. I’m sure if you keep it up your social credit score will go up a few points.
Why would I support the modern day Federal government? It’s a tyrannical organization that’s constantly trying to violate the Rights of the US citizens.
Virgin "Get back on the field jamal" Vs the Chad "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!"
As a Kentuckian whose home was invaded by the confederacy, lets blast Union Dixie.
Based Union squidward vs cringe Traitor spongebob
Lmao the text to speech when squidward is on the phone, wasn't expecting that
I want this to become the new "snotty boy glow up"
"Union boys will win the battle!"