Xiao dosen't have a Vision, as Adeptus he is enlightened, having a "Third Eye" and can use Anemo Elemental powers of the without a Vision. He just manifest Vision in his human.
This is as hilarious as it gets. Barbatos and Morax just pretending they have no idea who each of them are and Xiao being confused as hell make this 10x better
@@ErnivVonLuinewyn what do you mean she can't, that's her job bro, if you played the quest where you got to meet her, Wangsheng Funeral Parlor is the only institution on Liyue that knows the rites to bury an adeptus.
I need more Zhongli and Venti passive aggressive moments because this was hilarious. They need to just badmouth the crap out of each other because they obviously don't get along xD I love it so much haha
Not really the case. Although it’s hard to find it at first glance, they actually do consider each other as good friends. In the Liyue Archon Quest, Zhongli does state that he had an old friend (Venti) in Monstadt that would always bring Dandelion Wine whenever they met. And in Zhongli’s character stories (I think) it’s implied that he misses Venti with the line “Even the hardest rocks may be worn down after 3000 years….Nor would the Wind ever return again.” So they do get along. It’s just they’re the type of friends who would insult and tease each other, but deep down they do care about one another. 😊 (…and they might even be that Anime trope of friends where they would beat each other occasionally but would do anything for them, prime example: Natsu and Gray from Fairy Tail 😅)
@@lityo_xd6634 Venti obviously did hold back because he would have destroyed Mondstadt city in the process if he got serious. Any fatui harbinger is sh*t vs any archons, even the mid ones.
@@BurritoMaster yep, at the time she was the only versatile spear character, whether physical, elemental dmg or support. Any spear is good with her. Hence taking the crown, but nowadays we got so many spear users which are also versatile.
*Zhongli the type of introvert who ignores mfs he knows when he bumped into them outside* (When I think about it it's always the traveler who approaches zhong li first)
Two gods, an unknown creature, a traveler from another world, a master chef, the worlds best excorcist, the heir to the richest family in Liyue, a Yaksha, and… Hu Tao She’s definetly the Steven Universe of this event.
I know it's a bit late, but reading "unknown creature" I was wondering if u meant Hu Tao, then I read Hu Tao and remember Paimon exists (to my dismay😅)
Chinese people are really strange. That's why no one wants to be the center of attention, they just want to be everyone's friend equally. So Paimon is the best solution for all of them cuz she is too naive to know what others think.
Zhongli and Venti were like: I hate to say it, I hope I don't sound ridiculous, I don't know who this man is. I mean, he could be walking down the street, I wouldn't know a thing. Sorry to this man.
Two old men recalling the good old days secretly. They know each others identities, but are both kind enough to keep them hidden. However, their long standing tease-fest doesn't cease, even in these forms. It seems somethings can't change with time.
I love the part when everyone crosses their arms and gives a a knowing look at the traveler and Chongyun just looks at them and is like “what?…oh oh yeah!” And does that same shortly after! He’s just too adorable for this world! I can’t take it!
I dont know if mihoyo gonna recycle archipelago again for summer event but if they do, i hope we going vacation with all the 4 archon. Just to spice things up, its gonna be so good.
this is the forbidden knowledge they don't want you to know, this is how the Archon War really went and everyone at Celestia feel so embarassed that they just prefer to hide it.
If you find some of the conversations awkward, you are on the right track! As a Chinese, a lot of our new year gatherings involves these conversations that require some soft skills. In general, the younger generation tends to find it embarrassing but some people can handle it well. LOL it is interesting to see these traditions in Genshin.
It makes sense that they have a bit of a conflict despite being friends zhongli is that middle aged man who always gets pranked by the youngster aka venti except this is on god scale so it’s a lot more intense im impressed how well zhongli resisted the urge to punch venti
I didn't expact to see the soft side of Xiao all the way through, but I love it! To be honest, I don't understand how Hu Tao computes, all she did here was erratic and weird unless she knew something. But she did bring all this together, which was fun to watch.
She tried to out zhongli as an adeptus Zhongli tried to warn xiao about hu tao's invite under the pretense of not finding any sesame seed oil, but he didn't get the message
Venti: Bard who never sings.... Zongli: a consultant who never gives any concrete advice... Xiao: a conqueror of demons who doesnt even fight any demons.... Chongyun: an exorcist who has never seen a ghost before....
Yknow, now that I think about it, if Venti hadn't let himself in uninvited and Zhongli answered the door, we wouldn't have this hilarious scene at all. Chances are, Zhongli would've slammed the door on him or started chasing him around
Venti and Zhongli were great of course! Although, I wish venti would have stayed at the end!! However, watching this has made me understand the traveler and xiao ship. I see it. I see you.
He probably put some kind of barrier XD But when everyone heard Venti's voice, he can't keep it up or everyone will know something is up. Sneaky grandpa lol
20:00 This made me fucking die, I swear! The fact that even the Tone-Deaf Bard did the "Bruh" face to Aether is too comical! Chongyun: Bruh Venti: Boy Xiangling: Really Hu Tao: Bitch wtf
Being a normal person 😂 in that room. Dining with two gods, a supernatural being, and whatever traveler is. Finally seeing Venti and Zhongli interact is great. There the last of the original archons the fact they haven't prior to this is kinda insane.
Zhongli and venti resisting the urge to hit each other with a chair
Why is it so true? They are like siblings that always fighting, but it's dinner time so they are behave 😭
How do you think win
@@tuyetnguyenthi3842 zhongli land the first hit but venti will win in a longer fight
@@m4y013are you high😂
@@gktjrgddxjrtjhftfc2028 let me check...... yes *HIGH* *ON* *AMERICAN* *SPIRIT*
Zhongli to Venti: i 've never met this man in my life
Aether: 🙄
@@floflo143 Paimon : 🥱
@@aureliolio5306yes that's paimons reaction
Xiao 😰
Venti: WE USED TO FIGHT EACH OTHER!
Zhongli: like 2000 years ago
"i'm a bard remember?"
translation:
*expose me and i'll strip off your vision*
Archons don’t give visions tho
Nah, I think it's expose me... I'll expose him (Rex Lapis), too.
@@enriquepowers But I think they can somehow influence it. just like how Ei deactivated our visions
I FUCKING LOVE THIS EVENT
Xiao dosen't have a Vision, as Adeptus he is enlightened, having a "Third Eye" and can use Anemo Elemental powers of the without a Vision. He just manifest Vision in his human.
It’s so funny how venti and zhongli are both messing with each other
Hes still angry about the time that venti faked the laurense clan plan of selling monstand to lyue just to keep them inside the city
@@kostakonomi does he? or is this just satire
@@jeremyg2236 i only remember that the 2 regions had a bad diplomatic relationship for some time
@@kostakonomi I'm not sure where you read that. If it's true, there would've been worse situation. You're overlooking things proba
@@jeremyg2236It was from the official manga.
Xiao's mind: Tf two archons doing here
Venti and Zhongli trolling each other:
Even though my urge to like this comment is so hard to resist, my OCD keeps on telling me not to. it must stay as how it is. 500 Likes.
ok but the way hu tao and venti immediately become friends
zhongli’s worst nightmare lol
His boss and his "friend" hittin' it off. Really is his nightmare
Only happens in games
they are besties now
That's nightmare in reality... happened to me... now they're besties and have huge group and I am alone 😂
"Im Zhongli Currently working at the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. It's a pleasure to meet you, new friend."🤡🤡🤡
Venti: *smirk intensified*
@@DeptalJexus he knows Zhongli is an Archon Morax not this other character not to know but traveller only knows this 2 Archon
@@geoffcalpha party pooper
@@geoffcalpha every party needs a pooper and that's why they invited you party pooper
----Super kami guru
IKKKKR
Xiao is trying so hard to not reveal the 2 archons
imagine the terror in Xiao's mind lol :))
@@Nobounderiesworld Well, it's his dad and bestie, he'll be in trouble anyway.
the pressure 🤣🤣
@@Sc0rp83 yeah lol
@@Sc0rp83 yep 💀
This is as hilarious as it gets. Barbatos and Morax just pretending they have no idea who each of them are and Xiao being confused as hell make this 10x better
Exactly this has me dying💀💀
And Hutao suspicious
Isn't it hilarious? Imagine catching up with someone who waged war from the past to pretending as if that happen.
@@innomaiden5009 Did the archons fight eachother though? I was under the impression they each fought in their own domain. Mondstat, Liyue, etc
@@Krovet You're right, they fight each other. They were best in their respective region
I think zhongli wanted to barricade that door when venti knocked 😂😂
*stabilise*
@@advaitmenon2667 SOLIDIFY!
Solidify
quake
*crumble*
Zhongli: 🤡
Venti: 🤡
Clown to clown communications
xiao:💀
Acheivement unlocked: clowns of teyvat
U the clown
It really is a wonder Zhongli didn’t punch out Venti 😂
“Don’t just sit there Zhongli!” Damn, ordering around the lord of geo 😂
Xiao: 💢💢💢💢 _holding back urge to hit Hu Tao with a chair_
Bruh Zhongli can't mess with Hu Tao, she's the only one who can actually bury any adepti lol.
@@drunkvader
No she cant
@@ErnivVonLuinewyn what do you mean she can't, that's her job bro, if you played the quest where you got to meet her, Wangsheng Funeral Parlor is the only institution on Liyue that knows the rites to bury an adeptus.
@@drunkvader dude Zhongli would murder her lol
Venti: It's a friend from work!
Zhongli: I've never met this man in my entire life.
Venti who?
Alternate title: Xiao tries to not reveal Venti and Zhongli's identities while both fuck around
I think that should be the actual title
Venti: 🌚
Zhongli: 🌝
Xiao: 🗿
Traveler and Paimon: 😏😏
Me : 😭😹
LMAO
Hutao : Suspicious
When half the people in the room are divine beings....
Why is this so real😂
Xiao is panicking and fangirling out of his mind 😂😂
Equal parts terrified and stoked out of his mind.
His face:🗿🗿🗿🫡
Zhongli persisting on drinking tea instead of wine to prevent venti from spilling “tea” 😂
Zhongli trolling Venti is so amazing
0:15 DID HE LITERALLY MAKE WIND SOUND? 😂😂😂
Zhongli be like: *boy what the f^ck are you doing here*
Venti: *doing whatever the f^ck I want*
2:32
@@treshonlawrence7130 why is that so true😂
Venti and Hu Tao getting along really well.
Venti: "Did we just became best friends?"
Hu Tao: "Yes we did!"
Zhongli:"......"
Zhongli's mind: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mean while traveler: hold it in, hold it in. DO NOT LAUGH!!!!!
Zhongli and Venti: Absolute trolls
Zhongli with Ei or Nahida: Respect the arts and acts how he usually would probably
I need more Zhongli and Venti passive aggressive moments because this was hilarious. They need to just badmouth the crap out of each other because they obviously don't get along xD I love it so much haha
@@Moonlight-fh7yo haha maybe your right. I just always thought they didn't get along cause his voice lines always seems annoyed by venti xD
Not really the case. Although it’s hard to find it at first glance, they actually do consider each other as good friends. In the Liyue Archon Quest, Zhongli does state that he had an old friend (Venti) in Monstadt that would always bring Dandelion Wine whenever they met. And in Zhongli’s character stories (I think) it’s implied that he misses Venti with the line “Even the hardest rocks may be worn down after 3000 years….Nor would the Wind ever return again.”
So they do get along. It’s just they’re the type of friends who would insult and tease each other, but deep down they do care about one another. 😊 (…and they might even be that Anime trope of friends where they would beat each other occasionally but would do anything for them, prime example: Natsu and Gray from Fairy Tail 😅)
What do you mean they don't get along they're best friends 💀??
I would say more like tolerate each other to a degree
No no no, that's what an actual best friends look like. They just throw fake insults at each other... and they both know it.
8:01 Venti giving Zhongli the stink eye for ignoring him earlier 🤣🤣
Venti and Zhongli: Secret Identities.
Ei and Nahida: Doesn't give a fuck.
Imagine your Archon just casually chatting with some bard from Mondstadt, and some smart guy from Liyue
Well venti, zhongli are in incognito mode
now see which nation is fighting against their own archons
@@tothebeyond6318broo that was savage 😂
Zhongli resisted the urge not to throw a mountain at Venti's face
He'll just shoo the mountain by flicking his wrist with a little air, cc > shield
Suffer punishment by rock
*Venti aiming a black hole if zhongli did yeet a mountain*
@@drunkvaderSignora: 😂
@@lityo_xd6634 Venti obviously did hold back because he would have destroyed Mondstadt city in the process if he got serious. Any fatui harbinger is sh*t vs any archons, even the mid ones.
Hu Tao: Come on, Zhong Li, give Xiao a kowtow! He's actually a immortal!
Xiao:💀
Hu Tao so entrepreneurial, she even capitalized the opportunity on digging into ZhongLi's background further by putting Venti and Xiao on the spot.
Wow 3 archons in the house:
Venti- Anemo Archon
Zhong li- Geo Archon
Xiangling- Spear Archon
Eh-? Spear archon? That's new ?_?
@@BurritoMaster Its a meme since ver 1.0. Xiangling the Spear Archon
@@zequel1989 oooh i see, thanks >:3
@@BurritoMaster yep, at the time she was the only versatile spear character, whether physical, elemental dmg or support. Any spear is good with her. Hence taking the crown, but nowadays we got so many spear users which are also versatile.
instead of guoba god
*Zhongli the type of introvert who ignores mfs he knows when he bumped into them outside*
(When I think about it it's always the traveler who approaches zhong li first)
Xiao in his head:This is bad!If i accidentally reveal their identities I'm probably good as dead!HELP
It's a good thing Hu Tao is there to bury him. Free of charge 😭
Imagine 2 allegedly dead archons sitying in the same room together, with another adepti, and youre the waitress
10:10
Paimon is having flashbacks of our Sumeru Samsara. She'll definitely snap if we abandon her again.
Poor Paimon 😢😢😢😢
It's sad
Pain 😭
And this aged poorly. In 3.5, she went with Dain and abandoned the Traveler, only to come back in absolute panic.
@@kevinkaslana9060What? You might be remembering the quest wrong.
Two gods, an unknown creature, a traveler from another world, a master chef, the worlds best excorcist, the heir to the richest family in Liyue, a Yaksha, and…
Hu Tao
She’s definetly the Steven Universe of this event.
Bro out here slandering Hu Tao 😂
I forgot Paimon was there💀 I was here trying to rack me brain around the "unknown creature"
I know it's a bit late, but reading "unknown creature" I was wondering if u meant Hu Tao, then I read Hu Tao and remember Paimon exists (to my dismay😅)
Venti: How long are you going to hide, Morax?
Zhongli: And how long are you going to be annoying, Barbatos?
2:34 No but why is Venti staring at Zhongli like that lmfao
*Venti in his mind*
- You want me to say it to everyone? 😏
Lmao his facial expression made me chuckle the whole time 🤣
It's the "I know that you know that I know that you're an Archon" look.
I think.... here's the answer 7:48.... LOL
**smirk intensifies**
Paimon as the most distinguished guest, wow
@Niki R i feel like its mihoyo telling the paimon haters that paimon may be annoying but shes important to make the journey/story less bland
Yea i hate paimon more then anything. Fook paimon she should be eaten already
Chinese people are really strange. That's why no one wants to be the center of attention, they just want to be everyone's friend equally. So Paimon is the best solution for all of them cuz she is too naive to know what others think.
Zhongli and Venti were like: I hate to say it, I hope I don't sound ridiculous, I don't know who this man is. I mean, he could be walking down the street, I wouldn't know a thing. Sorry to this man.
Two old men recalling the good old days secretly. They know each others identities, but are both kind enough to keep them hidden. However, their long standing tease-fest doesn't cease, even in these forms. It seems somethings can't change with time.
18:20 Lol, this trio is so funny 😂
*clapping intensifies*
I love the part when everyone crosses their arms and gives a a knowing look at the traveler and Chongyun just looks at them and is like “what?…oh oh yeah!” And does that same shortly after! He’s just too adorable for this world! I can’t take it!
18:19 is no one gonna talk about the goofiness going on in the left-hand corner?
Don't worry they will meet nahida and Ei later but not Now i already imagine what happen if Venti meet EI in the future😆😆
Maybe this year we will also be blessed by addition of Focalors.
I wonder if Nahida and Ei would meet, they'd probably be both clueless.
There a video of them meet
Has Ei really interacted with them much in the past though? I feel like her sister was probably more acquainted
I dont know if mihoyo gonna recycle archipelago again for summer event but if they do, i hope we going vacation with all the 4 archon. Just to spice things up, its gonna be so good.
this is the forbidden knowledge they don't want you to know, this is how the Archon War really went and everyone at Celestia feel so embarassed that they just prefer to hide it.
Xiao has the same energy as Prince Zuko in an awkward social situation.
FR😭
Man the fact that paimon is literally afraid of traveler going away to the point she wants to ignore eating that one really gave her ptsd
I read from a comment its trauma from the sumeru samsara qwq
Venti is the only one that can make a dad joke as to pass wind at dinner. 😂
2:34 venti's smirk is everything 😭 just 2 archons trolling each other
I think we all know that venti is secretly crying on the inside because he can’t have another excuse to have wine lmao
There was so much passive aggressiveness going around at the table
Thanks god, the concert wasn't the end of the event. I was worried.
20:00😂 the fact that they all gave you that look.
I love how they mention past events like master chef event and inazuma irodori event
and venti also mentioned the bartender challenge event in mondstadt 5:15
@@zurykwon ooh yeah i was wondering if venti did mention said event
Clown to clown conversation
Everyone in the background when hu Tao is nominating xiangling 😂
Imagine Ei pouting in her domain cause no one invites her.
We should be praying for inazuma
Hutao already knew who those 2 are.
The very reason why he invited Xiao to the gathering.
these two are subtly insulting each other, love it
Finally some interaction of the archons in game
Zhongli: "Nah thank Morax you didn't wear that archon ahh outfit and embarass yourself again"🗿
If you find some of the conversations awkward, you are on the right track! As a Chinese, a lot of our new year gatherings involves these conversations that require some soft skills. In general, the younger generation tends to find it embarrassing but some people can handle it well. LOL it is interesting to see these traditions in Genshin.
Zhongli on the verge to throw mountain at venti 😂😂
Zhongli resisting the urge to throw a meteorite at Venti
Zhongli raised a glass of tea
Zhongli in heart : I'm not gonna let you drunk here
such a gentleman Zhongli is the god of that place and is willing and able to call Hu tao his boss good to know Zhongli does not have a huge ego.
2:49
Xiao: When I happen to run into this... THIS..
I can't believe I'm seeing the gigachad, chillest emo dude on Teyvat so fking nervous LMAOOO!!
It makes sense that they have a bit of a conflict despite being friends zhongli is that middle aged man who always gets pranked by the youngster aka venti except this is on god scale so it’s a lot more intense im impressed how well zhongli resisted the urge to punch venti
I don't know how Zhongli managed I would've thrown a meteorite at Venti
I didn't expact to see the soft side of Xiao all the way through, but I love it!
To be honest, I don't understand how Hu Tao computes, all she did here was erratic and weird unless she knew something. But she did bring all this together, which was fun to watch.
She tried to out zhongli as an adeptus
Zhongli tried to warn xiao about hu tao's invite under the pretense of not finding any sesame seed oil, but he didn't get the message
@@cosmicechoes6123 Where did you find this info?
Venti: Bard who never sings....
Zongli: a consultant who never gives any concrete advice...
Xiao: a conqueror of demons who doesnt even fight any demons....
Chongyun: an exorcist who has never seen a ghost before....
i thought if Ei was there there would be a fight but it takes barbatos and morax fight!
Zhongli thinking:
"Dam it should've brought my sobering tea"
I love how everyone's to humble to light the incense as the 'most distinguished guest' but Paimon's like YESSSS
19:56 The sync, but Chongyun lagging😂😂😂
Xiao: don't be suspicious don't be suspicious
Also venti saying run of the mill is actually Cyno behavior
Venti: 2:32 So we are playing this game of not knowing each other are we? OKAYYYY THEN. HEHEHEHE
can't wait for the gathering of Archons in the future.
Zhongli and Venti were taking the piss lol hahaha
Yknow, now that I think about it, if Venti hadn't let himself in uninvited and Zhongli answered the door, we wouldn't have this hilarious scene at all. Chances are, Zhongli would've slammed the door on him or started chasing him around
He would definitely slammed the door...but I think Venti would still invite himself in anyways. LOL
It’s the fact that hutao knows she’s the stove gods companion that makes me laugh at xiangling
Venti and Zhongli were great of course! Although, I wish venti would have stayed at the end!! However, watching this has made me understand the traveler and xiao ship. I see it. I see you.
Nah, I am definitely more interested in that 'Future Paimon conversation'. Especially with 2 archons talking about it.
Lmao xiao trying his best to not reveal Zhongli and venti idenity 😂
hu tao casually order her own god to greet a guest crack me up 😂
Its like a whole table of identity secrets😂
ZHONGLIS LIKE WHEN VENTI CAME IN “god sake what does he want now”
XIAO IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE GAHAHAGHAGGAHA
He can't even say his line bc the ones who share the memories are there😂
The fact that 2 literal gods were there
7:56 lmao
"Hahahaha..."
Am i the only that is seeing daggers flying between zhongli & venti's conversation.
best archon duo ever!!!
00:56 zhongli stopping venti to come? 😳
He probably put some kind of barrier XD
But when everyone heard Venti's voice, he can't keep it up or everyone will know something is up.
Sneaky grandpa lol
can we just talk abt hu tao and venti forming an iconic duo
20:00 This made me fucking die, I swear! The fact that even the Tone-Deaf Bard did the "Bruh" face to Aether is too comical!
Chongyun: Bruh
Venti: Boy
Xiangling: Really
Hu Tao: Bitch wtf
19:58 *how to group be looking at you when u forgot the presentation*
Zhongli and Xiao be crossing their arms
Zhongli:6:35
Xiao casually following his dad: 6:37
I like to think Venti is saying to himself "b####, I dare you to summon meteor in front of aether" XD
Venti! “MISTER Zhongli”😂 he’s such a little shit sometimes.
Being a normal person 😂 in that room. Dining with two gods, a supernatural being, and whatever traveler is.
Finally seeing Venti and Zhongli interact is great. There the last of the original archons the fact they haven't prior to this is kinda insane.
2:32 The way they look each other
Venti: melodious as the wind....and free like a gust of wind...
Xiao: *WIND SCARR*
KAGOMEEEEEEEEE