Patton Oswalt Can't Stand Extreme Hikers | Netflix Is A Joke
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- There's literally no reason to go that hard at walking. Can they relax?
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I'm 33 and he just described my life when he talked about the 50 year olds 😂
Earbuds and podcasts and "hiking"
I'm in my twenties and that's my favourite thing to do.
I'm in my teens and all I do is listen to podcasts and hike!
Is this the guy who remarried within a year after his wife's death? Sudden death by sleeping pills huh? Hmmm.
Remarrying a year after your wife’s death is shady, but implying that he orchestrated his first wife’s death is a little extreme.
@@niccolom4556 Michelle Mcnamara died from a combo of, but not limited to, Adderall, Xanax and the pain medication fentanyl. This exacerbated her heart disease, which caused the heart attack that killed her. So let's be perfectly honest here, she died a rich person's overdose. But murder? How about the simplest answer is usually the right one. Occam's Razor?
And being less of an asshole wouldn't hurt. One man's opinion.
this is some quality stand-up. I like that you just enjoy listenibg to him without waiting for the punch line, bc its plesure to hear an expereinced man to talk wittyngly about this life
“Wittyingly”?
Patton would love that tortured English 😂
This makes me desperately want to see Patton on Hiking With Kevin. My god it would be glorious.
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@@darlafitzpatrick8770Well, thank you kindly, ma'am. I enjoyed it thoroughly.
@@danielbloomquist9810 He's awesome :)
I miss hiking with Kevin. Absolutely agree with that sentiment. He's had lots of different celebrities for hiking. But I think you missed the point LOL Oswald does not like hiking.
She built like a stack of legos, he built like a big soft foot about to learn the hard way.
And that is called love.
now that would be a weird introduction to a romance novel...
The joke is so much better when you see the stage is an oval
yes! I thought no one noticed it lmao
Oh, yeah, I'm sure the jokes are so much funnier on an oval stage.
This is too true. I used to hike (walk) around a trail in PA in the Alleghany National Forest. One day I ran into an actual hiker with 40 lbs of gear that was jogging. I was confused because I rarely would see anyone on the trail, let alone a real hiker, let alone jogging. Not an ounce of fat on the hiker.
J.D. - he probably was homeless with all his belongings running from the police! The whole time your thinking, man is he in great shape, I’ve got to start living like this guy!!! Lol... maybe not!
It's almost like the exercise causes the fitness, not the other way round.
@@xandercorp6175 It's both.
@@rich1051414You can exercise without being fit - it's how you become fit in the first place - but you can never be fit without having first exercised. The prime mover in that relationship is clear.
"there's not an ounce of fat on them, you see every rib, every rivet"
every *rivet* and no one laughs?
I totally got that joke and it was funny. There is a such a thing as too skinny that you would probably break someone in half if you wanted to have a little spicy fun LOL
I need a hiking shirt (maybe the cooling kind) that says "Hiking is trudging defeatedly". I would get Two. One in Black; one in dark grey or olive.
Putting on a whole show , with tickets and everything, is a lot of trouble for just so PO can get his steps in...
Doom Ovals is a sweet band name
Extreme hikers 🤣🤣🤣 he just described most Norwegians lol As a slackpacker myself, those folks blow my mind!
As a hiking aficionado I approve of this message
Best LEGO joke ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣‼️
I love how in this special he came onto the stage to Necromantik theme song, 💗💗💗
Long live the lord of obscure references!
You dont think its suspicious he remarried right away within a year after his wife's death? I think he had sonething to do eith her sudden death out of nowhere. It's very easy to kill someone using sleeping pills. Especially if its something around the house anyway.
@@xyfuras Oh my goodness the Divorce Necromancer joke... that's the tie in!
Also I looked up that movie, it sounds really fucked up...
She wasn’t even at home, she was staying at a hotel finishing her book.
You’re gross.
I do the tree push ups 😂 where you stand and do the wall push up against the tree. And the park bench lunges.
hearing this at age 24 and I'm like "oh god, did I actually skip my 20s and go right into my 30s...?"
"lying on a floor full of Legos"
LOL
I'm not much of an urban workout enthusiast like Patton describes here. but I do remember my alma mater had a fitness trail with various workout stations (i.e. parallel bars, chin-up bar) along the path. I imagine, though, that the sewage treatment facility near the path at one point motivated people to walk just a little bit more quickly.
3:34 I’ve actually done this once, not half bad. Stung when I got up tho
laying on legos!!!! im screaming
Oh shit, I'm that guy that likes to do pullups on tree branches.
#painfultofcuk
I just keep hearing Remy from Ratatouille
axertrybal REALLY!?!?!?!?!?
axertrybal r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
axertrybal oh god
Hiking is a totally different activity when you live in a state with something to look at.
I thought Hiking was just walking too...until my first 14er. Pretty humbling seeing native seniors pass you on the way up 😅
Happy birthday Patton!
It must be like trying to spoon a xylophone!
Like banging a sackful of javelins.
Love it 😊
So on point lmao😂
Taking your car to the hiking trail and then drive back. Climate and your health saved, all in one!
@The Waco Kid It doesn't. Taking your SUV to drive to a place for a walk is the about the worst you can do.
Did he just define life to its core?
I'm 29 so I'm gobling drugs and next year Workin on making the world run
Don't go gentle into that long night :P
Nailed it
Grab a opposum and curl it 😂
I'm using that Legos line the next time my wife tries to get me to work out.
What music do you hikers like if I get a chance to listen to some music when on my hiking trips I always choose music like Delta Parole or Guns N Roses, the rawness is the best with nature.
broooo! LOLS
Liked @ 2:55 🤣🤣☠️☠️‼️‼️
If that's the case then I should start a podcast.
Doom Ovals... I hope I remember that!
I like hiking but it might be because I live near some beautiful stuff
Thanks for all the love and support. I am blown away by the love from ya'll. I know these are hard times but with love and faith we shall all see the light again 🥰❤️❤️. Love you 🤗.
Like boning a sack of antlers.
"Hiking is for trudging defeatedly"
Or it's for achieving waldeinsamkeit, as the Germans call it XD But clearly they're wrong
Jesse!
Lmao! How true! 😂😂😂
Sweet kicks Patton
Just turned the Big 5 0 and so true
💐💐👑👑Happy Birthday
Oswald cobberpot!
If u know u know
a floor covered in legos
Hardbodies!
Kendrick likes legos
I see he saw #WesWatson #watsonfit on one of his walking rants!
Dude is he a voice actor i recognize the voice but from where OH RATTATOULLI
Ratat2E
Ratatouille
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Patton oswalt: I Don't like Hiking It Sucks
I get it. The last time I screwed a skinny woman, it was painful to walk for the next three days. At some point she climbed on top and started grinding her (bony) pelvis into mine. There was bruising on my part. For the next three days at work I was wincing in pain, but when you work as a cashier in a local neighborhood Kwik-E-Mart, you've got to suck it up and pass it off as gas, or something like that because she is one of your regulars and you need to be discreet because the neighborhood doesn't need to know.
I'm pretty sure that those extreme exercise hikers look Cut and gorgeous precisely because they do all that hard work. And now if they stop doing that hard work they'll start looking fatter again.
I want to be so fit that it will feel like making love to a lego!
He is funny and kinda looks like Lou Costello.
My ex-husband was so skinny when we got together mumblety-mumble years ago that he left bruises on me at contact points!
Thanks for all the love and support. I am blown away by the love from ya'll. I know these are hard times but with love and faith we shall all see the light again 🥰❤️❤️. Love you 🤗.
Has he lost weight?
Red shoes...hmmm
I hike a lot and never seen this extreme hiker he describes. Maybe it's California? Idk
Sweetie you are on the wrong hiking trails then. They are everywhere
@@sherryoneal1740 maybe I'm on the right ones 😉 lol. I do often try to go during the week, as to avoid crowds. So maybe that's why. Also I'm in Idaho and people are much less crazy here
Yo, online dating has me hating hikers. So many people listen hiking as a hobby. And they talked about it like it’s exercise. Anything you can do for 2 hours without raising your heart rate is NOT exercise for a young person
Grab a possum and curl it
His “painful to fuck” is the first time I’ve heard someone else feel the same away about overly fit people. I don’t find them attractive, all those muscles look like they would hurt plus how are you ever supposed to feel safe around someone that could rip your arms off
I'm 63, and not vaguely afraid of muslims ....
"60 year olds vaguely afraid of Muslims" lol
It doesn't have to be this way.
I vê known him for years and never gave him a chance..today I’m sorry I didn’t
Wow. It takes balls to admit something like that. Good for you. I think it's ignorant and stupid but I don't understand why people listen to someone that they know they don't like and then complain about it? They chose to listen that's on them. Reading some of these hate comments is just disturbing. You should never put someone down for something that they do. It's just not your cup of tea or not your comedy. It is not something that you connect with but if you don't have something nice to say then don't say anything at all. So thank you very much for stating the opposite.
I would much rather hear a comedian talk about their crappy life then go to work everyday and listen to some schmuck who is too lazy to quit and get a job they like complain about their crappy life.
Testify.
Im 42 and single and he totally called me out about dating girls in thier 20s LOL dammit
Gross
@@niccolom4556 Lol and you are a angry little troll aren't you?
How do you think they became so gorgeous Patton?
They were born with it
or you could just like walk faster
Funny and depressing.
Gods forgive anyone just wants to experience nature and shit
all I hear is remy
This is good, I'm that guy making the world my gym. He's right my girlfriend actually said I was uncomfortable because my body is to hard. That's fine by me because I don't like to snuggle.
#humblebrag
Same here, I'm always going to the forest to hike but I usually just end up meeting random people there to have sex, just tons of sex with my 50 inch cock. My girlfriend said it was was making her uncomfortable that I was basically leaving full newly created ponds that have nothing but my jizz because I do the sex so much. That's fine by me because I don't like having sex with my girlfriend.
Then get a boyfriend that's equally hard.
I went from the chiseled army mechanic toned look to the 30yr old with 2 kids dad bod and my woman loves me more now than when I was in the army, don’t believe the infomercials fellas women like the dad bod
Jesus those jeans look tight
ok but u need a serious dose of tranquilizers to be on his rythm
Living on the fumes of his wife's exaggerated accomplishments.
I just realised this is the guy that lost his first wife (she past away ) and the following year he married someone else I think that was pretty dam quick I’m not saying fowl play or anything I’m just saying I couldn’t move on that quick
theres actually a study and people who were happily married remarry faster. i know! sounds bonkers, but its true lol
@@gorke9889 Likely because happily married people know exactly what they need in a partner. In Patton's case, it was "A poem of a woman who relit the sky".
Is fowl play when all but one chickens hide and the last chicken tries to find them?
This kinda got dark and I'm legitimately concerned for this dude.
Lots of comedians humour comes from a depressed place. Like poor Robbin William
He’s made it known that he suffers from depression in his stand up for well over a decade now.
williams we should remember was going through the debilitating effects of lewy body dementia. not sure what else depression or whatever he was dealing with, but dementia is a dark prognosis. your mind will leave, and what remains...its a difficult thing and i cannot hold against someone not wanting to continue declining, and apparently what he had comes with paranoia, hallucinations and parkinsons type motor dysfunction and some really dark stuff, and he wasnt diagnosed till after death, so he was unsure what was going on. so its a thing i dont see myself being able to judge.
He lived in the dark long before his wife dropped dead. Considering how dark George Carlin got before he died, he lived quite a while.
Men over 50 and obese should not be wearing skinny jeans
I remember my upper pelvis/lower abs hurting after having sex with the most fit woman I’ve ever been with. Buns of steel are overrated.
Does Patton not know how working out.... Works?
You are doing this all wrong. Your weight is about your diet. Not your exercise regimen. If you want to lose weight to fit into your funeral tuxedo, then reduce your caloric intake until you are actually hungry ever day. Hiking is not for your physical health. It is for your mental health. Its is for processing all the junk from the internet and TV. Don't listen to podcasts when you do it. Just listen to your own thoughts and let your brain sort threw it all. But if it makes you feel any better, there are super popular podcasts made by 50 year olds, like Joe Rogan Experience. You don't need to be young to get big in that circuit. You also don't need to be old to be a fat person resigned to the futility of self-improvement. I was that after I dropped out of school in my teens and 20s.
Just go on some TRT.
@@jprp999 How old do you think that I am? I wasn't even alive when Reagan was president.
...you know why you cant kill him, my friends?...cuz he died a while back...
you lost your chance to be a comedian when you became a willful propaganda conduit.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON A HIKE SO I CAN NOT RELATE TO THIS HUMOR, 0/10
Boring
Wow, this blows. What happened to Patton?
So cool. Why did he mention exercising in his 20s? It is very clear he's never worked out ever.
It's weird how he views "fit " people.
Let's just make sh!t up and hope people laugh...
He used to be good.
@jeverett72 I'm not a comedian
Lost his edge doesn't begin to cover it. He hasn't done or written a damn thing worth listening to for at least ten years.
Jesus Christ why are you so mean? If you don't like someone then why the hell do you listen to them and then complain about it's? That seems like a personal problem to me
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Hunh, used to think of Patton as funny, guess that's changed recently.
I use to enjoy Patton's comedy, a lot, but he doesn't have the same joy he used to have before his wife died. He looks like he had to drag himself out of bed 2 hours before the show and force himself to perform. I also hate his politics, like any other White Liberal, pretending they care about social issues while stumping for Neo Liberal politicians who are owned by the Dark Money running through Wall Street.
If you don't enjoy listening to him then why do you? And then complain about it? That's just wrong. It looks like you are looking to watch something you don't like on purpose just so you could complain about it. And that my friend is what takes the fun out of it
@@sherryoneal1740 It's not as simple as I enjoyed Patton's comedy on Tuesday, but on Wednesday, I no longer liked it. The decline was gradual. I have a right to my opinion, and a right to share my opinion.
He used to be amazing. Did his wife dying make him an irrelevant bitter weirdo?
So much soy out of him
Grow up.