Patton Oswalt - Road Warrior,Depression,Ratatouille Halloween

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  • čas přidán 9. 10. 2009
  • Since my first add video got so many views i thought i put another part one
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    I DO NOT OWN THE COPYRIGHTS!
    Copyright Infringement: All rights go to Patton Oswalt and all others who were involved in the making of My Weakness Is Strong
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Komentáře • 305

  • @lisarenee3505
    @lisarenee3505 Před 13 lety +258

    He is sooo right about the depression thing (starts around 3:45). When you're chronically depressed, feeling bad becomes "normal", and when you start to feel good, your lower brain kicks in and says "hey wait a minute, this isn't normal! This is different and frightening. Quick, find something to feel bad about & get us back to the state we're used to being in!"

    • @mayabartholomew3402
      @mayabartholomew3402 Před 3 lety +5

      I’d say it is worse being angry all the time than being sad because at least you can sit with yourself when you are sad, like if I am sad I can cry and feel better. Even if it is chronic I would consider that better than being angry because I never know what is happening when I am angry, my anger is getting better though. I don’t get angry all the time like I used to, but I still have difficulty dealing with stress. But even then I can still figure it out. Anyways I hope you feel better knowing that sometimes it is necessary to feel sad and that you don’t have to always pretend it is fine

    • @williamsullivan857
      @williamsullivan857 Před 3 lety +5

      Yes. Sad becomes normal, to put it simply. The ground state of existence is depression. Very hard to dig out of.

    • @anydaynow
      @anydaynow Před 2 lety +3

      I've never talked to someone ten years in the past before. Is this like time travel?

    • @lisarenee3505
      @lisarenee3505 Před 2 lety +1

      @@anydaynow It's like the cheap, knock-off store-brand Time Travel 😜

    • @daviddurango9562
      @daviddurango9562 Před 2 lety +2

      Going to a psychiatrist and taking antidepressants is the biggest mistake you can possibly make.
      Confidentiality???
      Do you actually believe that crap?
      Everytime somebody shoots up their former place of employment and you hear about it on the news, they always say..."The man had a history of mental illness."
      How do they know?

  • @FourthDerivative
    @FourthDerivative Před 14 lety +99

    Wearing your bathrobe for 8 days straight and watching The Princess Bride 11 times in a row. Best description of depression ever.

  • @grozwald
    @grozwald Před 3 lety +32

    "Yeah, do me right in the dirt button, mohawk. I don't care."

  • @roadbeef
    @roadbeef Před 8 měsíci +5

    fuck man, his pause between saying uncle touchy's naked puzzle basement and then beginning the accompanying song for it is perfection

  • @deviousxen
    @deviousxen Před 4 lety +260

    'I don't wanna be in the wasteland fat and depressed.'
    2020 *happens*

  • @mattclark9600
    @mattclark9600 Před 9 lety +201

    "Uncle Touchy's naked puzzle basement. You won't wear a shirt and you'll cry." So funny lol.

  • @doblegcanusee9311
    @doblegcanusee9311 Před 4 lety +11

    Incredibly honest about his depression. Hats of to him for sharing

  • @laurenanderson61
    @laurenanderson61 Před 3 lety +26

    Oh Patton...I had the same thought about my anti-depressant not being available after civilization collapses.

  • @M1ckTheMan
    @M1ckTheMan Před 7 lety +192

    I'm going through some stuff, and Patton Oswalt's obviously depression/cynicism feuled comedy oddly works.

    • @davidstorrs
      @davidstorrs Před 5 lety +8

      I hope things have improved for you.

    • @RJSTEVENS89
      @RJSTEVENS89 Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah man hopes everythings good

    • @CaptLuser
      @CaptLuser Před 3 lety +3

      oh fuck same

    • @antonewilson4310
      @antonewilson4310 Před 3 lety +1

      Check out Gary Gulman's treasure trove on CZcams. The guy is a genius.

    • @WublicIndecency
      @WublicIndecency Před 3 lety +2

      I feel you all too well, I'd love to pick his mind on it. Get some advice anyway. But we all do what we can otherwise. I hope things have been better for you since then!

  • @Choonzord
    @Choonzord Před 12 lety +29

    "Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement" is one of the funniest things I've heard in a LOOONG time.

  • @ATFprdepartment
    @ATFprdepartment Před 3 lety +8

    A decade and a half, I’m only now realizing Patton voiced Remy

  • @peregrinec5477
    @peregrinec5477 Před 4 lety +37

    I love Patton's depression material. It speaks to my soul. I've been on meds and in therapy for nearly 5 years now. I am also a parent of young child... I totally get it. LOVE YOU PATTON!

  • @andrewtregoning
    @andrewtregoning Před 12 lety +32

    "The Sad Boy" this guy is a pro. a pro.

  • @davis0812
    @davis0812 Před 3 lety +13

    Maybe it’s just 12 full months of lockdown talking, but “do me right in the dirt button Mohawk” fucking killed me. I needed a laugh like that

  • @JiveDadson
    @JiveDadson Před 4 lety +30

    He described my dog precisely ... and me when I cut back on escitalopram.

  •  Před 9 lety +119

    His description of depression is so spot-on ('cause it's kind of the same deal when I go through these phases) that I don't know if I should laugh or not.

    • @DrewCross
      @DrewCross Před 7 lety +8

      PhilFightmaster [DARBEV] laugh. it's the point of comedy

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 Před 5 lety +1

      Action Film Therapie: laugh, as long as you can.

    • @thunderousapplause
      @thunderousapplause Před 4 lety +2

      the legit def is: comedy=tragedy+time.
      & depression is a shadow it’s hard to escape from. i never have.

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 Před 4 lety +1

      demvoter&damnproudofit: Wish I could sit and talk to you about your depression. I fought it for so many years, in so many ways. The best, quickest thing a counselor told me was this:
      Ask yourself, "Am I all right, RIGHT NOW?" If you are, then you are okay for the moment. That's it.
      Try Martin Seligman's Book, "What You Can Change & What You Can't." You can find a used copy on Ebay for cheap. It has one chapter on depression that was crucially helpful to me, and might help you, too. Also, there is likely someone you deal with often who is making you think you are "less" than you are. You need to pay attention to how you feel about what is said to you and about you to others. Does it disturb you? Maybe you need to deal with them a lot less. How would you feel if that person were out of your life? Better? That's a clue.Realize that in spite of what they say, you can still be OK in any given moment. You can also be ANGRY at them. Which helps you know when you should get away as much as possible. I'm so sad you're going through this.
      I'm sending you my strongest wishes that at least one of these ideas helps you at least a little.

    • @thunderousapplause
      @thunderousapplause Před 4 lety

      Jillian Smith How kind you are, thank you so much. I will try the book. I have read hundreds by now I’m sure. +6+ years of therapy plus years of meds…
      Pretty much all the people I had in my life told me I was less than I was so now I have affectively rid myself of all of them, except my family, and I’ve removed myself from them by 2000 miles. I’m an introvert and I live in isolation bc making new friends as an older adult is pretty hard and I don’t like groups. I do love Patton Oswalt and comedy. Laughing is a good medicine -and so are my dogs. ❤️

  • @happilyham6769
    @happilyham6769 Před 3 lety +14

    I've felt down before, but after listening to Patton Oswalt, I don't think I've ever been really depressed. Depression sounds real bad.

    • @HeyChicagoWhattaSay
      @HeyChicagoWhattaSay Před rokem +3

      If you're questioning it, you haven't been depressed. I live on the 9th floor of a condo and think a lot about jumping. I'm not going to, but the thought is there always... That's depression

    • @HellAtlantic
      @HellAtlantic Před rokem +1

      Uh no. What you’re describing is more on the suicidal side of things. Depression is an overwhelming sense of malaise where simply dealing and functioning in society is a monumental task.

    • @batbabe1507
      @batbabe1507 Před rokem

      @@HellAtlantic There's a reason why it's called suicidal depression. It doesn't mean it isn't depression. It's just a different form of it. So yeah... their statement stands. It's depression.

  • @Allyspill
    @Allyspill Před 12 lety +16

    I'm actually watching this with my Remy plushy. So technically I'm hugging and kissing Patton while he's making me laugh.

  • @TheThrungler
    @TheThrungler Před 4 lety +27

    In 2010 he predicted 20 years in the future that there would be a falling out nuclear apocalyptic wasteland. It's 2020 a mere 10 years later, and at the time this came out I was like yeah right...... Now I'm like, "wouldn't surprise me"

  • @MichaelIrish
    @MichaelIrish Před 5 lety +38

    Circus peanut flavored Doritos with prozac.
    You're welcome.

  • @matthewkoslow3221
    @matthewkoslow3221 Před 4 lety +108

    "In 20 years society is going to collapse"
    ......OOHHHHHH WE'RE HALFWAY THEEEERRREEEEE
    edit: well.....fuck this is just very true now....

    • @chanceDdog2009
      @chanceDdog2009 Před 4 lety +6

      We are here

    • @Truedoogie
      @Truedoogie Před 4 lety +6

      Woaaaaah OOOOH!!

    • @ShovelChef
      @ShovelChef Před 4 lety +7

      LIVING ON A PRAAAYYER!!!

    • @sc8307
      @sc8307 Před 4 lety +2

      November is going to tell us how much longer we have.

    • @MQXM001
      @MQXM001 Před 4 lety

      The beginning of the end.

  • @StyleLePelt
    @StyleLePelt Před 11 lety +20

    This guy always makes me smile :) I could be in the worse mood and I'll smile. Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement did it today for me :)

  • @originlostborn369
    @originlostborn369 Před 3 lety +2

    8 or so more years to go

  • @muscleslave9606
    @muscleslave9606 Před 7 lety +64

    "Do me right in the dirt button Mohawk"

  • @danielcondran5767
    @danielcondran5767 Před 5 lety +14

    Omg everything about Patton Oswalt. Should I laugh or cry? Its so accurate hahaha

  • @XhockeyfightX
    @XhockeyfightX Před 13 lety +7

    "Do me right in the dirt-button, Mohawk, I don't care!"

  • @Aldaan3333
    @Aldaan3333 Před 12 lety +10

    the dog bit is my favorite patton bit that i've seen by far XDXD it makes me almost cry laughing lol

  • @Kleinfurkon
    @Kleinfurkon Před 10 lety +11

    Patton Oswalt...funniest comedian EVER

  • @cyansloth1763
    @cyansloth1763 Před 4 lety +11

    OMG I do the same thing when it comes to meds and fear of a coming doom. It's such a baaaaad idea. OMG I so know the feeling.

    • @thunderousapplause
      @thunderousapplause Před 4 lety

      Teykel Meeka this is kind of turning into an interesting thread about depression and meds. so many of us struggle. I went off prozac slowly-w dr approval-7 months ago because I was a zombie. I didn’t want to kill myself, but I was just a rock. even sweeping the floor was impossible. I could barely move.Then I discovered Kratom. watch ‘a leaf of faith,’ on netflix. it’s a legal herb and it helps me w depression/lack of energy. it is not speed, not an opiate. best wishes. ❤️

  • @catkeys6911
    @catkeys6911 Před 4 lety +9

    "Does this wash cloth smell like chloroform- what do you think?"

  • @juliadawson7193
    @juliadawson7193 Před 5 lety +10

    He reminded me of my dog except he had a 6th sense I swear - before i would get my shoes and I was just thinking about how to not let on (cos he would go nuts as soon as he knew he was going out), and he would look at me, cock his head to the side and start wagging his tail...any movement after that and the barking would start!
    I miss him!

  • @hopelessnerd6677
    @hopelessnerd6677 Před 3 lety +7

    I've watched "The Princess Bride" 11 times in a row. Is that a sign of something???

  • @rebekahmoir6884
    @rebekahmoir6884 Před 3 lety +3

    " in 20 years Society will collapse " with how this year is going yes

  • @Tehaxis
    @Tehaxis Před 14 lety +2

    ".. Your inside of me right now! Did you know that? How bout that."
    I loled in my pants.

  • @no1guy825
    @no1guy825 Před 3 lety +4

    I have had to listen to this bit like 200 times to stop crying from the initial shock. this bit floored me without fail for so long.

  • @UltracoreUltraUranium
    @UltracoreUltraUranium Před 10 lety +3

    "Uncle touchie's puzzle basement. You won't wear a shirt and you'll cry." LMAO LMAO LMAO. Such good shit all while getting an oil change

  • @ReidBlakley
    @ReidBlakley Před 13 lety +3

    I just got suspended from my college radio show for playing the Halloween bit on my show in the afternoon.
    Kind of derails my plans for playing the "Christmas Shoes" bit later in December.

  • @MidwestTractionModeler
    @MidwestTractionModeler Před 9 lety +100

    27 people have been to Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement.

  • @kmeyerlocal66
    @kmeyerlocal66 Před 3 lety

    "Do me in the dirt button" has to be the greatest line from Patton

  • @yuhyuh7603
    @yuhyuh7603 Před 3 lety +1

    If this came out 11 years ago I think his 20 year prediction seems to be on track

  • @BigGuySings
    @BigGuySings Před 12 lety +2

    "Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement, You won't wear and a Shirt and you'll Cry"
    CLASSIC!!

  • @byronp2311
    @byronp2311 Před 4 lety +1

    If you haven't seen Happy!, you must. It is a complete run of full on odd. Patton voices a plush purple unicorn. And that isn't even close to how bizarre it gets. Just when you think it's gone nuts, it takes a hard turn.. To the right, to the left, who knows.

  • @ThawingOut85
    @ThawingOut85 Před 12 lety +1

    I LOVE THIS, THANK YOU FOR POSTING! :D

  • @DarthMastadonP90
    @DarthMastadonP90 Před 13 lety +4

    No prozac in the coming wasteland!? Man, I can feel my soul dying.... XD
    "Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement... You won't were a shirt, and you'll cry..."
    LMAO

  • @Allyspill
    @Allyspill Před 12 lety +5

    @ometta7 Thank you. Ratatouille is one of my all time favorite movies. It is how I discovered Patton and now he is one of my favorite comedians. I find it wierd that I like watching him with my Remy plushy. Oh well.

  • @MouseX1000
    @MouseX1000 Před 11 lety +3

    I'm born the day before Halloween and Halloween is my favorite day too! Be thinkin' of ya!

  • @dodge2362
    @dodge2362 Před 3 lety +1

    Be thankful your dog waits for signs. My dog knows by the time of day (year round) when the walk is and will nag us when we're late getting ready.

  • @jamiebarraclough8981
    @jamiebarraclough8981 Před 3 lety +2

    Wait, princess bride fandom is a sign of depression?! I'm gona die.

  • @kanelitwiniec
    @kanelitwiniec Před 12 lety +2

    I can relate to the depression bit 100%

  • @SilvrDragon52
    @SilvrDragon52 Před 13 lety +2

    haha, Puzzle Basement.
    I once asked my friend to give me a ride to go get groceries, and I told him to bring me to "Whole Foods Adventure Market." We got there and he said, "Hey... it's not 'Adventure'..."

  • @gargarcomedy
    @gargarcomedy Před 5 lety +2

    I want that Oswalt family crest!

  • @leovalenzuela8368
    @leovalenzuela8368 Před 21 dnem

    > in 20 years… irradiated wasteland
    > posted 14 years ago
    There’s still time folks!

  • @taureleafsilver
    @taureleafsilver Před 12 lety +1

    "Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement" is now what I'm calling every Professor Layton Game. I do not feel awful about this at all.

  • @1trushadowclw642
    @1trushadowclw642 Před 4 lety

    My dude is a genius

  • @TheWalterHWhite
    @TheWalterHWhite Před rokem

    "Tube of circus peanuts" 😂

  • @drew25kra
    @drew25kra Před 13 lety

    Oh shit! This is looking gooooood!

  • @SpamNapkin
    @SpamNapkin Před 13 lety +1

    It was really fun! *RIP, BLEED*

  • @timcosgrove707
    @timcosgrove707 Před 7 lety +26

    Anyone have footage of the Disney channel interviews he did?

    • @dk14929
      @dk14929 Před 4 lety

      Yup

    • @NobodyNowhereKnowhow
      @NobodyNowhereKnowhow Před 4 lety +1

      The real question should be if anybody has the footage for: “Uncle Touchy’s Naked Puzzle Basement.”?

    • @dk14929
      @dk14929 Před 4 lety

      Nope

  • @somegreatdj
    @somegreatdj Před 4 lety

    Glorious.

  • @Sindoku
    @Sindoku Před 3 lety +1

    I also weened myself off because I was preparing for the end of the world. I was on Paxil though.

  • @abradley2198
    @abradley2198 Před 4 lety

    Patton Oswalt is my people

  • @AnyoneCanSee
    @AnyoneCanSee Před 13 lety

    Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement - just killed me - man, I'm crying and my body hurts from laughing.

  • @80sMoviesRule1
    @80sMoviesRule1 Před 3 lety +1

    I’m rarely depressed but when I am.... I watch the princess bride.🤣

  • @mattstefon4878
    @mattstefon4878 Před 7 měsíci

    Six more years to the irradiated road warrior wasteland

  • @nicoleb695
    @nicoleb695 Před 4 lety +5

    Oh my god I didnt realize he was Remy until he said it. Wtf

  • @DrStrangefate
    @DrStrangefate Před 13 lety +1

    9 people were taken down to the Naked Puzzle Basement

  • @meryljohnston2499
    @meryljohnston2499 Před rokem

    He is great!

  • @UchihaKat
    @UchihaKat Před 4 lety

    This hits differently in 2020.

  • @jiggycalzone8585
    @jiggycalzone8585 Před 17 dny

    If the upload date is in line with the broadcast date it means we have until 2030 and oh my goodness gracious arent we on track

  • @iancowan3527
    @iancowan3527 Před rokem

    In tears laughing at that end point...

  • @dovegrey1
    @dovegrey1 Před 13 lety +1

    "The Circus Peanuts make it festive!" XD

  • @mjacki
    @mjacki Před 10 lety +7

    I'm gonna draw that Family Crest

  • @DarkEliteEric
    @DarkEliteEric Před 12 lety +1

    my mouth dropped when he said the in my skin thing

  • @sweetpotatofries99
    @sweetpotatofries99 Před 12 lety +18

    Damn, I so want to drink scotch and smoke weed with Patton on Halloween. That would be my heaven on earth.

  • @mulemule
    @mulemule Před rokem

    "Tube of Circus Peanuts" is a good college band name.

  • @Amangiechsin
    @Amangiechsin Před 3 lety

    those curtains look like goatee

  • @matthewmartin5763
    @matthewmartin5763 Před rokem

    "I don't trust joy." -- Feels familiar

  • @jimjimmyjames59
    @jimjimmyjames59 Před 12 lety +1

    Escutcheon, Patton.

  • @dk14929
    @dk14929 Před 4 lety +1

    He predicted Mad Max Fury Road

  • @DrStraw
    @DrStraw Před 4 lety

    He doesn't know how depressed he will be soon. It's sad to watch.

  • @PashutHerenstein
    @PashutHerenstein Před 2 lety +1

    more like 10 years

  • @jamiedetwiler7261
    @jamiedetwiler7261 Před 11 lety +2

    Preston sounds like the name of guy who would get chained to the front fender of the lead marauder's nitro truck as the sad boy

  • @rebajoe
    @rebajoe Před 3 lety +1

    I never knew he voiced Remy. 🐀

  • @CrazyBlonde13
    @CrazyBlonde13 Před 13 lety +1

    Must. Watch. Ratatouille. Again. Totally forgot he was Remy! xD

  • @BGibbs100
    @BGibbs100 Před 13 lety +1

    7 people were touched by Uncle Touchy

  • @stealthgeek29
    @stealthgeek29 Před 13 lety +1

    9 people went to Uncle Touchy's Puzzle Basement.

  • @btchpants
    @btchpants Před 4 lety

    Ten more years seems generous.

  • @kai326
    @kai326 Před 7 lety

    IT WAS REALLY FUN *RIP* *BLEED*

  • @Frappuccino1988
    @Frappuccino1988 Před 12 lety

    I like how he does Halloween...

  • @frederickthegreatpodcast382

    Why do I relate with him so much?

  • @Hectorferjr2
    @Hectorferjr2 Před 12 lety

    His description on taking Prozac is light and funny.

  • @unholygawd4031
    @unholygawd4031 Před 13 lety +1

    I think it's funny that the two highest comments are the same.

  • @Lowfar
    @Lowfar Před 4 lety

    10 more years!

  • @careless3241
    @careless3241 Před 6 měsíci

    That road warrior waste land... I'll be book of Eli, feel for the rest of y'all though

  • @Hectorferjr2
    @Hectorferjr2 Před 12 lety

    I can relate to his description on taking Prozac.

  • @dionettaeon
    @dionettaeon Před 4 lety +1

    O_o He...voiced...REMY?!?!?!?!?!?! Why am I only just realizing this XD

  • @martyjay557
    @martyjay557 Před 5 lety

    Get me right in the dirt button, holy shit 😂😂

  • @intecrisis
    @intecrisis Před 13 lety

    Welcome to Uncle Touchy's Pizza Joint!
    All the kids just love Uncle Touchy's naked puzzle basement! The best indoor underground playground around!

  • @anonamous365
    @anonamous365 Před 3 lety

    I can never watch Mad Max the same way again.

  • @finn8762
    @finn8762 Před 5 lety

    i felt that prozac thing bfnfnfnn