Medieval Music - 'Hardcore' Party Mix
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- The most rhythmic, upbeat, party medieval music out there, put together in a mix.
0:00 La Suite Meurtriere - Vox Vulgaris
4:25 La Segonda retroencha - Martin Best Medieval Ensemble
5:52 Salterello [I] - Instanpitta
11:08 Rokatanc - Vox Vulgaris
15:01 Rassa, tan creis e monta e poia - Martin Best Medieval Ensemble
17:01 Salterello -Trotto [II] - Instanpitta
21:57 Spanish Bombs - Vox Vulgaris
24:09 Au Temps D'auost - Martin Best Medieval Ensemble
25:27 Amarcatu - Os Trabucos
29:58 Odisete - Os Trabucos
33:59 Tempus transit gelidum - Martin Best Medieval Ensemble
36:42 Esek Bayrami - Vox Vulgaris - Hudba
im only 300 years old and i listen to this
all my classmates only listen to mozart and shit
i was born in the wrong generation
Only XIV kids will remember this.
Music died in 1452.
Taxtro
As did the byzantine empire
Pfft. This is nothing. Give me the good ol' days when we just sat around the fire and played our flutes made of birds' bones and mammoth ivory. *That* was music.
K.E.L. •
And don't forget the log-drums played with stones!
Harken now! Thou art an Allstar! Commence with thy spectacle and receiveth ample payment in return. Harken now! Thou art an Allstar! Use thy charm to bed with the object of thy desire. All that glitters be gold. Only omens of the Lord's wrath may breaketh the mold.
Fucking lit my liege.
Excellent reference sire..
Thou art spitting a fireth tune, mine own valorous sir
Naerlie causeth mine spinnings to buckle, sweete sire!!!
When you're a servant and these tunes slap harder than thy lord's hand
LOL
😂😂😂
I beg of thee, do stoppeth with these comments. The amusement they produce - given voice to in the form of laughter - doth wreak havoc with my productivity.
Lol 😂😂😂
It doth be liketh that
The year is 2022
Plague: Check
War brewing in Eastern Europe: Check
Rich nobles getting richer off of the peasants: Check
Civil Strife: Check
Looks like its time for Medieval Music - 'Hardcore' Party Mix
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As we try to explain to others the Soviet Union & Warsaw Pact dissolved in the early 90s, but the international armed forces of NATO pushed eastward since, and the NATO summit of 2008 to include Ukraine & George has been what Russia is reacting to. And the rich nobles are the central bankers...
At least they didn't have climate change or deepfakes
@@stevenavakian5250 "NATO summit of 2008 to include Ukraine & George has been what Russia is reacting to" go learn history clown
TheeTube
_lmao_ :}
Truly thou art a grammar Anabaptist.
Thou hast made me lol.
Behold and lo! a funny comment has been made!
teatube?
when thy crops are bountiful, thy daughters wed, and thy village safe from witchcraft
Verily, that shalt be a good day indeed. Tis shameful that it has yet to happen.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You mean thy 14 year old daughters we’d..
Nynnah Jovieh Liray but of course what else would i mean
Black and Moonlight it shalt be the best of days
This mix is harder than my bread
These tracks be hitting like ship biscuits & scurvy.
Harder than medieval bread?
when you finally get your trebuchet license
Thou speaketh the truth
Tis True my fair gentleman or lady
I shit you not f-head your king is trebucheching the cia right now lol, got um trapped and about to release the trebecye lol
thou shall spare me 10 shillings
Whence thy husband survives 7 wars against thy king's enemies but get's executed for stealing a loaf of bread.
Potato ? What's that ?
There were no potatoes in the middle ages ...
Potato is that some kind of turnip?
@@juggeist Good Heathens by I harken. A what?
Jonas Feriko they were still in South America just not anywhere else
When your wench sends ankle portraits
Begone with such vile speech. There mayest be children.
Yea, verily there was one about who was yeared only six times... but fear not, marriage is only two years away for that one, and death but 6 years more
Begone ye libertine!
Well said, lad!
Black and Moonlight I see a good Christian man.
I’d imagine bards playing this at a medieval tavern New Years Eve 999, that must’ve been a wild party.
They were feeling it, "partying like it was 999" to inspire Prince a millenium later
Feareth the Y1K bug at which hour all h'rses suddenly wend astray and falleth into ditches.
dude lol... they probly partied the entire year away. thats what i woulda done
What level bard would you have to be to master this 40 minute song?
@@agaba5500that's what I'm still doing!
wasn't actually thinking this would slap this hard. came for laughs, stayed for vibes.
Same. I thought I was gonna dip real quick and now I'm still jamming on my porch 😂
Que bello comentario😊
Straight Outta Constantinople
Spot on!
Alex-motherfucking-ander.
Istanbul
Praye I find something of thine wording a bit lost in translation. Please translate, fore we are of the simplest of meekfolk.
What, you mean Miklagard?
Ugh, this is so 1170s. Give me some 940 classics.
Mate, you kids aint seen nothing. Back in my day, those Roman parties we had in Pompeii back in 79. Im tellin ya, it was an absolute blast.
Hannah N GIVE ME SOME FRANK STYLE DEAREST SIRE
kek... I was born in wrong generation. todays music suck
set quality to 10p for real experience
Roman Swine
Dropped harder than Europe's population during the plague
Cool Paracelsus profile picture 👌
See this is one of the reasons why I come back to this mix…
proto mame tak vysoky morovy sloup v Olomouci ,aby jsme mohli chlastat pivo vice a vice ! 🙂
Or even dropped from tall bridge with the moment of impact?
@@jerryczech953lol
Place thy hands in the air and wave them about as if thou carest not.
Cry ye "woot"!
@@imanacerproclaimeth it! All ye in yonder past the stables, we canst hear thou.
Shakespearean English so a few dentures after this
This is Middle English-era more, like Chaucer
@@mareksicinski3726 Yes, but Anglo-Saxon and Middle English are much harder to understand compared to Shakespearian English. Besides, it’s a joke!
😂😂
The beat droppeth harder than thou citizens starving and dying of plague
@@isammolina4842 let the kid dream godamnit!
Sir SupesAfro Okey.
Well in 1348 it was the Black Death
*thy
Ceylon pray for plagues
When thy tax collector is called to his 40 days of military service.
Þe byrg is aloof with joy on such a day
@ֆɨʍɨօռ ʊֆαȶօv̟ thou speak in strange tongues. Wher art thy from, jou myghty adventurer
@ֆɨʍɨօռ ʊֆαȶօv̟ thine cryes are but proof of weaknesse. Get back up, oh ye king
Thoum persons appear to havest caught thoumselvese in a confusede. Thy king and his holy majestye suggestere that thoum shall kill thoumselves! To the hanging block!
Returning here after a few years to catch up on the tunes I missed 500 years ago. Good to see some fellow brethren!
Hail fellow 👋 , well met!
I read this (after several beers mind you) as "Returning here after 500 years..." and I was imagining a mage returning to their favorite tunes in the future.
I remember first showing my ankles to these songs. So nostalgic
Scandalous harlot
Heresy
@@doomgronthewitcher6514 Hearsay
@@justaweeb9086 Objection
Harlot!
*When 2 of thy 16 children survive the winter.*
Michal Mourek 😂
*svrvive
Alas that would be a black day in deed
Ayyy
thine*
I turnt up to thy festivities
Crops: Sowed
Horse: Drawn
Peasants: Plagued
I am forcibly removed from thee olde festivale
Bushes: Triangulated
Inn: Trivagoth
No one can like this anymore because it's got a perfect 666 likes
Mind: Blown.
Nay: Thee
2022 AD, leaving my annual appreciation comment here. This is the best YT comment section of all times.
Try " the oldest known Melody " video comments. They are also hilarious.
I remember coming home from my first war to my wife and my 5 children at the age of 15 and listening to this masterpiece
🤣🤣🤣
15? Calm down, old man
On point
15? Get your ass back to the nursing home
To you're third wife because the 2 first ones died while giving birth
whene thy neighbor is hangede for wychcraft, but thou art the true wych
*vvene thy neighbor is hanged for vvichcraft, but thou art ye tru vvich.
Relatable
Because sigils
And
Palindrome incantations 🤩⚡️💫
Mia Jones sneak 100
proud to be the 666th like
nigga waitin for the next serie of titans more than for anti-plague vaccine
Thou used to calleth me on thy carrier pigeon.
When'st there night hath fallen, thou hath needeth mine affection
Knoweth I when the message cometh forth, tis but a single meaning it has, forsooth
Eer the tyme since thou hast departeth hither village, thou weareth less and goeth outward more. Travelest thou to yon partes and hangeth thou out with wenches of ill repute
Dude this lowkey made my day 😂😂
Did þou?
@@Jack1rules And he busts out the thorn.
This mix is unironically 80% of the reasons why I have a degree.
I listen to it from time to time while working on my phd so... Relatable ! Not even a medieval-themed PhD btw
When you buy your monthly loaf of bread and there’s some bonus rat parts in it
Or the biscuits have mobile protein supplements? (Weevils.)
@LagiNaLangAko23 "yes, singular" 😂😂😂
When thy neighbour receiveth a rat in his bread, but yonder rat hath black plague and his family dies, so thou receiveth his monthly gold as well as thy own
El protein
Funk...bahahahahaa
When your child survives past 5.
187 likes? Lol, the irony (Death)
Lmao
anti-vaxxers be like
Mine didn't. Thx ! RIP Titouan
Ugh, just because you vaccinate your kids doesn’t mean you get to post it on irrelevant videos 🙄🙄🙄
In our times kids did not have iphones with their tik toks and fancy gadgets but we've had great music, six siblings who died in infancy and father who passed out drunk near the forest to be eaten by pack of wolves, but today kids don't appriciate simple joys of life like that, only kids from 80s of XIIth century can understand real joys of life.
When you dance so hard to the beat that the villagers think you’re possessed and banish you to a nearby forest where you encounter a most handsome band of Sprites and Elves who proclaim you as their Fairy Queen
Damn, that sounds like a dream come true
Yes, of course, medieval = fantasy. Yes quite. Yes. THOU WOULD BE MURDERED BY HIGHWAYMEN FOOL
Oh, la magia existe y puede llegar a ser realidad solo basta desear con mucha fuerza❤
Me at the bar.
*waitress - What will you take?
*me - I WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!
good comment. 10/10 #deusfuckingvult
Seto Kaiba :D rating yourself 10/10?:D
lol. that is next level self-love.
Haha that's great!
classic meme
when all the other shoemakers in the village die of the plague and now everyone’s getting their shoes from you because you’re the only one alive
"I Wanteth To Be, Thy Sole Provider!" *Provides Shoes With Good Soles,
* when the shoemaker has a monopoly on shoes because everyone else died from the plague, so you just jump into the massgrave and snatch some lords yeezys* tis the way serfdom worketh
@@KuroDHero 'tis wildeth my liege
Sphere of free trade salutes thy's methods.
when all the shoemakers in the village die of the plague and you sell coffins
This takes me back. These tunes were all the rage when I did my gap year in the Crusades. I really found myself and matured so much, slashing the heads of the heathens as a Knight Templar in the name of holy Christendom. Tell you what, it really made my UCAS application shine!
Bien parler , camarade !
I started listening to this while I was studying medieval history for my archeology degree almost 8 years ago, I fell in love with the comments (and procrastinated A LOT laughing at them), got the degree, started second degree on literature and here I am again for spanish medieval literature. If this isn't a safe space I don't know what is....
yoooo do u have a job cause im interested in all that but idk if its like possible to do as a career
@@gemmafeltovich6130 sorry girl, there's no job for us dreamers... Got into the second degree cause the first one is just sitting on the wall
@@Em-fw5lf rip T_T thanks for being honest lol. have any of the degrees been useful?
@@gemmafeltovich6130 yeah, the second one is going to, a lot of people want to learn Spanish in my country, I already have students but need the degree for the legality of it. Archeology was my dream career but unless you have that family money to keep you fed while you get masters and PhDs there is no stability nor money in it
@@Em-fw5lf i'm sorry you weren't able to continue with archaelogy-- it sucks that higher education is so expensive. if you managed to get those higher expensive degrees, do you think you would've been able to stay in that field?
also do you think spanish medieval literature as opposed to spanish cultural studies or linguistics or something is significant, or does it lead to the same thing? like is the medieval literature part just a fun extra thing for you or is it specifically useful? just curious; i'm in university and i'm going to major (or maybe minor) in spanish, but i'm not sure what track i'm going to take with it. i really like modern latin american literature and iberian history/politics, and those don't really go together, but oh well.
(sorry if this is weird, i'm just really curious since my interests are really similar... no pressure but if you wanted to you could email me at onlythesun321@gmail.com, just cause this feels like a weird conversation to have in a youtube comment section lol)
when you don't have to get married at the age of 12 because your sister died before the ceremony
A sad day! Not befitting of a merry performance such as this.
Dorararararararara
@@logmanm4268 a jojo reference even here?? B-BAKANA!
when you pretend to be sick infront of your wife to avoid church then finaly make it to the tavern on a sunday
+JoeRingo118 wtf did i just read
You dropped that old english pretty quick there.
When you nail a few complaints about your local church on the door and suddenly the popes excommunicating you
JoeRingo was writing in the style of early modern English (the language of Shakespeare and the King James Bible). Middle English is the language of Chaucer and would be something like 'Wyfe, betaken I amme of plague and nat can I nat a go a chirche-ward, nerily.' It can just about be understood by modern English speakers. Old English is very different and has a different alphabet requiring a bit of study to understand it.
Rawr xd
Lady beheld the apfel-bottom'd trousers,
Yon booties with the pelt [the pelt]
The whole meadhall gazed upon her,
She got all on the ground,
Lady got low, I say, Low low.
thanks for the amazing contribution to this comment section
About bruno , we shallnt talketh
You perfect genius
@@JihadiJesus np
@@pearl9830 thx
I can´t believe 1.000 years have passed. How time flies........
About 700 to 800...
Plague doctor: You have 40 minutes and 27 seconds before you shall perish.
Me:
Aye
@Frederick Ardila the doctor was being formal. You is a formal pronoun whereas Thou is informal.
Kids these days and their filthy Beethoven and Chopin. Sometimes I catch myself coming back here just to wash Fur Elise out of my ears. Twas a littith time.
😂😂😂😂😂
HMMMM...?!
'Littith' is probably the best word ever created in human history
This is the best comment ever created.
I never thumb up comments when people are cracking jokes but I pissed myself when I read this one.
When the king only took 98% of your freshly harvested barley.
**Dabeth**
When the plauge has been raging for 2 years but you gotta party like it's 1299
Plague didn't exist in 1299
@@robinrehlinghaus1944 or now!
Who’s listening to this in 1342???😍
Daenerys Targaryen 1343!!
Daenerys Targaryen Nay, mine good compeer! For it was not but fourscore months ago that I bethink mine own self of when such a grace of music shone upon our own ears at God's acre. Methinks it surely hath been but a mite past 6 twelve-months erewhile. Gregorian calendar-year Thirteen-Hundred and Thirty-Six, it forsooth was.
1618, I was born in the wrong generation 😩😩😩💕 the 14 century had REAL music smh ppl don’t understand 😩😩
Listening in 1780 at a winters ball. They don't make music like they used to.
Nice try, time police. Listening in 2019, nothing weird here.
Me:Bröthör pass thou the flütë
Him: Thòu hast best not play heathen sounds.
Me: pläys this
Pläyeth thine*
@@thatoneguy7495 QÛÏĘT WĒŇÇH
@@sam_capt8703 QÜÍÊT, WÊÑÇH
@@thatoneguy7495 wrong.
When I say I like old school music, this is what I mean
❤😂YES.
Barely any school music
The four Vox Vulgaris hit hard. How did we forgot such bangers ?
Quit your hivemind talk. Obviously no one forgot it. It's on this video .
@@billywithnomandy4159 Thu's shall be remembered !
When you neighbor coughed on you and its been a week and you haven't died yet.
Tmp866 epic win
Hilarious!
So inaccurate lol
Whenst the witch be burned, and hearth tended,
Singst thou of thyself and bairns numbered thirteene
That thee hath not perished.
Best comment
When thine bread is only 30 percent sawdust
Of all the comment, up until this one, this is the one that cracked me up. xD
Ollie Tee: And a mere sprinkle on top of sheep's urine to keep away the flies.
That thou canst handle such hardy Enzymes! Making thine Bread into Paper to Write thy Wizard's Spells upon! Wuuuuh :3
Page Meridon Mage: With a snicker aye canst not deny, thou truly hast found me. Tee Hee, I thirst for the wicked merriment of poisons.
Page Meridon Mage: Thou arte wizard! I've just barely possessed of these ingredients. Hath proved true fire on my last piece of pizza and leftover wingets. One more day of neglect woulds't decided these morsels be thrown out. Please magician, blesse and thanke ye.
When the live chicken you tied to your armpit cures you of the plague
This started playing automatically for me while listening to French medieval music and the first song made me think "man this is a bit of a banger" and checked the video, saw the title and was like "yeah that makes sense" party on brethren
Party on Garth
Whatever happens in the silk route, stays in the silk route.
Medical student rule #1!
Medical student Remember to bring cracked onions when traveling the silk road
Bringeth on the ale and wenches!
Troncoso you're right
Everything except the plague it seems.
"Brother, passeth me thine lute."
"Thou hast better not play rubbish."
Lord Filthy Casual, remember though hath been warned, 'tis the lively that call unto to rubbish and bringeth it to life. Pray thee then, gentlesire, TURNITH THEE UP!!!!
REGARDLESS
HERE BE WUNDER WALL.
Holdeth thou mine ale!
"Thouft thou shan't whimth a fawlse, a ten o' ten be'th ye"
'Damn your eyes and keep beating those tabors, and let's have less of thou lip, Sirrah'
Remembering my teenage days in the 1000s and the bards in my town partying a bit too hard... Good old times...
When you're a young noble woman about to be married off to an obese, French prince, but he dies of gout.
This prince was an old man, aged 35.
*And he was your cousin
When you lose your 7th daughter instead of your 14th son
Yayy😂
Despite my moral and ethical obligations, I laughed aloud
@@Steamed I get what thou is retorting!
Named Meg
Mine milkshake calls all knaves to the village greene
And proclaim they: It be superior to thine
It be in mine power to teach thee,
But it would come at cost.
Milkshake 😂😂😂😂
'Tis as if mine body has its own mind and rapidly it convulseth in rigorous laughter at thine comment.
You're a genius!!!
this is both the dumbest and the most brilliant comment on CZcams
😂😂😂😂😂love it!!!
Still slaps after all these years! Seems just like yesterday I requested “Vox Vulgaris” from my favorite DJ Aldwine of Osenay. Best DJ ever hired down at the Pig and Sword. He died of dysentery a few months later but until then, he was 🔥
The troupe of local bards played this at the tavern for my Uncle Fergus' funeral. Died from a stubbed toe at the ripe old age of 27.
_Mine milkshake endues all the sires to the yard_
Thou truly has the finest cow for thy milk wobbling.
_why_
@@Yukkuri_Yakumo why not
Thy lord has blessed this comment section
😂😂😂
Companion: *hands me lute*
Companion: "Thou hast betre not pleye filth."
Me:
Callefang YEETETH
fucking lol
Dropyth thyne beat lyce a bohs.1
play him some filthy frank next time.
Maieden R Y: Pleeeeez refrain from such suggestion!! Might Lest Thou muss about and summon up D.J. Pan. A daevil who plays suche wichked licks of fire....and usually and suddenlye appears from summoning that unchaperoned maieden Yunalesca. No naughtie music!!! Nooone!!!! Moment of silence for deep deeeep praeyer...in the unseemly caese of her arrival....we hopes of her arrival in covered aenkle that night, Yunalesca, I mean.
"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place!"
"We have no lord".
I had a dream I was eating a cheese that tasted of apple pie anyone else have that dream?
“Thou art maidenless. Go toucheth botanical ground”
Only 1490 kids remember this
Like if you remember when music was still good
I dunno the spanish flu was a total blast
Ottoman remembers 1400s
lmao caravel
the medieval period ended in 1453.
When the price of bread drops from 3 shillings to 2 shillings.
This comment is probably the best
Wheneth thy lord spares 3 shekels instead of the normal 2 shekels.
This is 100% SO MUCH BETTER than the modern music
Try 1000%
yeah, the 1240's old time music is so much better than the 1260's modern trash
damn right it is! Especially garbage we have now
Amen!
They still play this music in many places in Europe. The music they play during Festivals in Catalonia, Spain sound like they’re straight from this soundtrack. Amazing listening to 30 flute players and dozens of drummers marching down ancient 2000+ year old cobble stone streets, along with dancers dancing old folk dances.
I would LOVE to see/hear that!
Which festival specifically? It also reminds me of the Italian Zampogna music
Yeah, first one sounds like a War sardana
Here in Italy there are many medieval festivals, too. We and Spain have this thing in common
When your village is so poor that nobody wants to invade it.
Tis a sad day indeed, dear sire.
Then proceeds to become wealthy merchants with the ultimate big dick power.
Which is why warfare was not as prevalent. Nobody wants poor ass village loots.
Then they just take all the young women.
@@paulvontarsus729 Damnit, you're right. But what if the women were hella ugly too? Would they still take them?
When thy blood, phlegm, black bile, and yellow bile are in perfect equilibrium
you have a good sense of humor
Morrigan Cole - thank ye! Though a Yank, I spell it “humour” in (pseudo-)medical contexts.
@@morgantorium Pun intended
Nah, this music is for when you've got excess blood.
orangesilver8 : yes! Funny how we still say “my blood is up,” meaning the exact same thing. Although “sanguine” has become a lot calmer over the years. www.nlm.nih.gov/exhibition/shakespeare/fourhumors.html
Me and the boys after pillaging the local Catholic monastary (we aren't vikings, we're just unemployed):
Спасибо. Очень приятно. Сам я из русской деревни, занимаюсь выращиванием скота, плету кольчуги. Раньше участвовал в битвах
best comments in the entire Realm of CZcams
thee fairest scribbles of thou tube
Every time I come here it feels like I am in the middle ages
These scribes belong in Arthurian legends.
verily
agreed
These beats are sicker than the plague
That comment is hotter than Joan's pyre
These jokes are more rotten than the bread I have to live off of
+King Jon Stark shut up heretic. Vive la pucelle d'orleans.
***** thou art kenching with much vigour and enthusiasm I see
I thought they were hotter than a witch burning
When the guy who steals your pew in church gets excommunicated
When the king proclaims a three day weekend for all, and declares to cut the taxation of the next planting season by half
When you owe someone 50 gold coins but he dies of the plague
That’s one big ass debt
Stolen comment
Sam Jones this is golden lmao
Ffs dude 50 coins I can’t even count that high
I cannot counteth. or readeth. or writeth! my local priest is writing this for me!
When thy lover has sent an ankle portrait.
Billy Playz69
That's medieval music not victorian.
Aye, in medieval times there was no such thing as "prudeness".
dude, peasants fucked all day long and got like 15 children
Thank you !!
Scandal!
When Orléans is about to fall but at the last minute some crazy maid arrives with the royal army to save the day.
No era criada ni estaba loca.
@@luismanuelpotencianonorato9672
Maiden puede significar criada, si, pero tambien en un contexto mas arcaico y formal, significa "doncella"
When you win five hands of Gwent in a row
When your fiancée send a raven to tell you that her parents left the castle to go on a Crusade.
Dude, ravens were not used to carry messages in medieval Europe, or anywhere else in the world either. We don't live in a fantasy book.
Pidgeons, however, can be used for this purpose.
Remi H.
Allfadr Odinn was ONLY ONE able to use ravens, and they brought him messages EXCLUSIVELY. No one else could do the same.
who the fuck is that? google didn't help.
Draco, here it is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odin
right yeah thats my ideal bad ass god odin, but you said allfadr? maybe the pot is getting to my head i don get that
When thou has survive the plague with minor disfiguration and is currently the fairest lad in the village
you liked because he used the word lad*
But he would be a lad if he was the fairest in the village
And the only one left
i laughed
This gets me so unreasonably pumped, like my brain produces so much serotonin when i listen to this for no reason whatsoever
When its 1347 and thee neighboring village mocks thy carriage, so thou sneaketh a rat in their food supply
The rats are already there no need
My favorite
When it's 2020 and the homies make fun of your new cybertruck, so you sneak coronavirus into their grub
Yeah
Yeah my and my buddies kinda started the plague like that
Whence thy seventh child reaches the age of three without dying
Twas so mesmerizing...I dropped me lords crockery...
The flogging twas well earned !
This makes me wanna marry my cousin to keep my bloodline pure.
Hell yes...
The Church made it illegal, heretic!
Nah word
When thy gets hate mail by carrier pigeon, but thoust is illiterate and cannot read it
『SHOULD'VE GONE TO SHIRATORIZAWA』 this is one of my favorite comments
Verily, thou winnest the Interneteth.
Bestowed upon thee the honor of greatest Jester in the Kingdom of thine majesty
when thou licketh thine comrade's perspiration
@@MatthewTraceur "Thoust persperation tastes of a conjurer of untruths!"
Plague doctor: it is time, your grave awaits you.
Me: erase my diary history.
Plague doctor: I already have.
Me: you truly are a good doctor.
This would make a cool four panel comic
Plague doctor: it is time, your grave awaits you.
Me: erase my diary history.
Plague doctor: you were illiterate.
Me: ah so it was.
Plague doctor: You have 40 minutes and 27 seconds to live.
Me:
Plague doctor: it is time your grave awaits thee
Me: erase thine diary history
Plague doctor flips through diary. Ankle portrait of the local wench falls.
Plague doctor: I see you are a man of culture as well
Me:
Bubonic Dave the Turntable Slave killing it as usual.
I used the song in the minute 11:10 in my senior year at high school as background music for my adaptation of Hamlet in Literature Class, I used it in the final duel between Hamlet and Laertes and it was really epic and of course, funny.
That was almost 4 years ago and I still remembered the melody and today I've finaly found it in your video, thank you very much
fair maiden: come hither
me: i may not, my horse hast become lame from reaping the fields
fair maiden: myne mother and father hath perished from the plague
me:
pls send ankle pics
@@Luy22 Nah, ankle *paintings
@@bendemare5270 **ankle illustrations
Ankle ikons
maddy please translate this to Middle English
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When the merchants come back with new spices making the total number of flavors roughly 4
Roughly
@I love play my bass guitar
Not yet, but we think it might be in what the savages call "india"
Oliver Coffin that's funny bruh
There were already herbs and spices in medieval Europe without having to rely on merchants traveling all the way to India, you know. There's parsley, basil, laurel, thyme, rosemary, oregano, tarragon, and those are just the basic ones. Heck, some of them were already being used in ancient Rome. But of course, you only have to use a little bit of each to enhance the flavor of the meal without overshadowing it. You've probably blown out your tastebuds by adding a ton of curry to everything to the point where you can't even tell if what you're eating is lamb, chicken, stray dog, or a dead hooker fished out from the Ganges.
Sweet! Horseradish!
Can you imagine the dancing? I tried and fell over two chairs and a coffee table.
I remember the days of Olde, when I served Alfred of Wessex. Good times... This brings back some memories
lofi beats to kill/duel to
verily
Best comment out here
Studying for a history test to this right now
Lmaoth
I am not proud of the sound I just made out of my mouth.
I: Brother, passe me thine auxiliary corde
He: Thou hast beste not playe trash
I:
By far the best one.
Verily, he did procedethe to not playe trash.
Best one :DDD
Rubbish, not trash! Otherwise 10/10
lute*
"Bard, put on the party music!" "Party, party, party, everybody at the party."
When you're comparing sword sizes with da bois and yours is the longest
Brother, passeth thine lute
“Thou hast better not play any of thine garbages music,”
Nay, do not fear *plays this*
*_playeth þis_*
When your child manages to reach the glorious ripe old age of 5.
happy anti-vax noises
Razagan 😂
Veerily I say onto thee, this is cause for celebration. Huzzah!
Pass thy mead for the young lad! Tonight thy shall be merry!
Can i has't amorous rite with thy daught'r