Clarkson, Hammond and May Cow Compilation

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Komentáře • 241

  • @weirdtyrant6274
    @weirdtyrant6274 Před rokem +1471

    I love how a video about the Top Gear boys interacting with cows is over eight times longer than a video about James May interacting with women.

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo Před rokem +107

    “Just cause you’ve come dressed as a farmer…”
    Several years later, Farmer Clarkson.

  • @kloothommel6569
    @kloothommel6569 Před rokem +61

    "WHAT WAS THAT?!"
    "The sound of me saving your life"
    "The next morning our camp looked like an abatoir"

  • @calebwuollet513
    @calebwuollet513 Před rokem +225

    May: " Do you know what to do with it"
    Hammond: "Peel it"
    Fucking deceased! Lmao

    • @joshuawhelan9358
      @joshuawhelan9358 Před rokem +6

      "I'm not peeling that"

    • @Neil070
      @Neil070 Před rokem

      Caleb: 'are you fucking serious?'

    • @archygrey9093
      @archygrey9093 Před rokem +1

      I'm from a cattle station in Australia, that thing was already bloated and too far gone lol

  • @just_justin_11
    @just_justin_11 Před rokem +267

    The mark of a great show is when there is a 15 minute long cow compilation

  • @ianvisser7899
    @ianvisser7899 Před rokem +17

    8:54 Can we take a moment to appreciate that THAT bull is actually f#cking and running, faster than the herd on 2 legs...

    • @edwardmyers1746
      @edwardmyers1746 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Thing went whizzing acrost the screen 🤣

  • @dimpyramid
    @dimpyramid Před rokem +133

    4:20 Good example of Clarkson as the person who has absurd ideas that ends up being executed by his colleagues with him standing and laughing on the side.

  • @amarabbas3868
    @amarabbas3868 Před rokem +289

    The compliation we didn't know we needed

  • @jackjacobson6763
    @jackjacobson6763 Před rokem +24

    12:32 “You’re speechless because all the words in your head have been sucked out by the magnetism of my genius”

  • @hawkyjoy4010
    @hawkyjoy4010 Před rokem +15

    4:40 Hammond calling the chickens "chickies" is heart warming I don't know why 😅

  • @VXGaming
    @VXGaming Před rokem +52

    5:53 Hammond predicted Clarksons future nearly 20 years ago.

  • @jdapaul1351
    @jdapaul1351 Před rokem +396

    Jeremy: We went back to being factual
    Also Jeremy: Cow!
    From Top Gear US Special (when they drove muscle cars)
    Jeremy: No cow was killed in the making of the film. Its death was instantaneous
    The episode after Australia Special

    • @JobiWan144
      @JobiWan144 Před rokem +11

      I think it's "no cow was hurt" or maybe "harmed"

  • @M17_Max
    @M17_Max Před rokem +42

    Compilation of Jeremy’s “let’s not get bogged down” must be done

  • @Bingbong245
    @Bingbong245 Před rokem +11

    6:47 “no no you’re wrong, eggs comes from a milkman”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @notpoliticallycorrect1303

    It's a crocodiles hoof😂

  • @thornwall1277
    @thornwall1277 Před rokem +46

    I'm sorry, how do you find 15 minutes of content from Top Gear pertaining to cows of all things

  • @chaosmiles07
    @chaosmiles07 Před rokem +48

    "Now this is the biggest flock of cows I have ever seen in my entire life."
    Flock of cows? Ever herd of them, Jezza?

    • @Rasscasse
      @Rasscasse Před rokem +5

      Now let’s not get bogged with which collective noun belongs to what..

    • @agentnintendonate1thee2tan89
      @agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 Před rokem +2

      Hey, I don't care if the cows heard, dude, I haven't said anything to be ashamed of.

    • @Neil070
      @Neil070 Před rokem +1

      He has now, Caleb educated him

  • @HylianWindRider
    @HylianWindRider Před rokem +9

    An udderly good compilation that was milked just enough.

  • @jacobschofield9712
    @jacobschofield9712 Před rokem +48

    Funny how in that clip from one of his older shows he said cars were useless there, and about 20 years later they did the cow herding in GT cars

  • @striderx8255
    @striderx8255 Před rokem +14

    "So. I painted mine black and white, and given it an udder"
    Only James could say that so casually

  • @XXXlikklekoalaXXX
    @XXXlikklekoalaXXX Před rokem +16

    1:10 - the moment the UK collectively spat out their tea and just cackled.

  • @nathanaldrich466
    @nathanaldrich466 Před rokem +41

    An cow

  • @MoldyWormStudios
    @MoldyWormStudios Před rokem +21

    This is the prequel video to Clarkson Farm season 1

  • @Lincolntowncoupe
    @Lincolntowncoupe Před rokem +7

    It warms my heart that there's 15 solid minutes at LEAST of cow specific content from the Top Gear trio. I'm not sure why, but it does.

  • @wonderland.6
    @wonderland.6 Před rokem +24

    2:22 the way that cow fell off the roof i’m dying!🤣

  • @jimmythecacodemon2397
    @jimmythecacodemon2397 Před rokem +24

    8:52
    Bro activated his hyperdrive 💀

  • @mycroftsanchez901
    @mycroftsanchez901 Před rokem +18

    Are you staring at the world through a cow's ring?
    Hammond at his best!

  • @JC-tx5tu
    @JC-tx5tu Před rokem +7

    The fact that lovely people such as IncT (thank you) can stitch together compilations basis otherwise totally arbitrary themes, taking moments out of context, which nevertheless make perfect sense and are funny all the same, is a testament to how remarkable this show was - in quality and the consistency of that quality. Run-on sentence because I am baked.

  • @CanonTogger717
    @CanonTogger717 Před rokem +4

    “It’s carrots come out” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Inspiration_YT_
    @Inspiration_YT_ Před rokem +2

    3:43 "Oh, it's bonded with you Jeremy. It's bonded." Idk y, but that was so funny to me. 🤣

  • @NASCARJIMMAYFAN
    @NASCARJIMMAYFAN Před rokem +5

    8:53 the cow riding the cow 💀

  • @jayblackburn3148
    @jayblackburn3148 Před rokem +29

    I never thought there would be enough cow content to fill a 15 minute video, but oh im so glad there is😂

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j Před rokem +9

    He headbutted your Datsun
    Always crack up there 😂

  • @perkmaster979
    @perkmaster979 Před rokem +3

    That goat jumping off as soon as it climbed up had me 😂😂😂

  • @jacobrumens9601
    @jacobrumens9601 Před 8 měsíci +1

    ‘There’s a cow’ is the most James May thing to say.

  • @Dylan-up8yc
    @Dylan-up8yc Před rokem +32

    I love how they put Lawrence of Arabia music with Clarkson having a cow on his Camero.

    • @JobiWan144
      @JobiWan144 Před rokem +8

      I had to look it up, but it fits nicely. Top Gear music selection was top notch. In other episodes, they've used music from "Pirates of the Caribbean" and "Lord of the Rings"

  • @JasNotTheGenre
    @JasNotTheGenre Před rokem +5

    I love that James May gets balanced of being the smartest one for him to say dumb stuff like the milk man brings eggs

  • @thegreatafrican3367
    @thegreatafrican3367 Před rokem +8

    "Things were not going well"
    Sums up Tog Pear

  • @maxhaughton1964
    @maxhaughton1964 Před rokem +8

    Pairing the Lawrence of Arabia music with the cow on the roof is the kind of thing no one will ever do again

  • @TehRuiAlv3z
    @TehRuiAlv3z Před rokem +8

    *You've detonated one of the man's cows* 😂

  • @jamesluxton4751
    @jamesluxton4751 Před rokem +6

    the cow on the roof in the US special will forever be one of the greatest moments in tv history

  • @fpvDRE
    @fpvDRE Před rokem +2

    like end of a era now so much fun and laughs over the years with these three haha 😂😂

  • @neilfurtado_1865
    @neilfurtado_1865 Před rokem +3

    3:09 look what we have here Hammond 😭

  • @Franknakano7
    @Franknakano7 Před rokem +4

    You can take any adjective, noun or subject and make a top gear comp out of it.
    Fantastic.

  • @bigt1574
    @bigt1574 Před rokem +2

    Never in a my lifetime would I believe a tv show would have a "cow" compilation.

  • @bunsen_burna7663
    @bunsen_burna7663 Před rokem +2

    13:11 I love this ear bit so much

  • @sizakelecomfortmtshweni9530

    I'm impressed. Never thoughts cow is actually mentioned so many times... I like "Meanwhile" and "Still, could be worse" more
    "Cows followed by Hitler" Jeremy is crazy

  • @jacoobk
    @jacoobk Před rokem +24

    Cow

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Před rokem +5

    "Let's not get bogged down with 'oooooo blew up"

  • @jambeats2306
    @jambeats2306 Před rokem +1

    Jeremy's bone car is the best birthday gift for a vegan friend.

  • @Soul_404.
    @Soul_404. Před rokem +15

    Ah yes hitler following cows, we all know it was his favourite pastime

  • @itschaosuphere
    @itschaosuphere Před rokem +9

    Are you stareing at the world through the cows ring?

  • @seanoreilly1832
    @seanoreilly1832 Před rokem +2

    "James look out, there are cows followed by hitler" 😂😂

  • @bmstylee
    @bmstylee Před rokem +12

    Why am I watching an 15 minute video about an cow?

    • @Rasscasse
      @Rasscasse Před rokem

      Cos it’s top gear cow and that means quality entertainment 😄

  • @FightingForceSoulless
    @FightingForceSoulless Před rokem +1

    Where I live, some people actually call the cops Icecreamers or Ice Cream merchants, so when James started his horn... xD

  • @bigmooseplays
    @bigmooseplays Před rokem +2

    The bit with the mx-5 us straight up devious from the big Jezza himself

  • @stjimmy1642
    @stjimmy1642 Před rokem +2

    The cow on the roof is just iconic

  • @pyroshilov8474
    @pyroshilov8474 Před rokem +7

    Up next: Clarkson, Hammonf and May sleeping comp

  • @wolfsokaya
    @wolfsokaya Před rokem +4

    At 1:48 , is that a Cowmaro? :]

  • @TTHBLOX_
    @TTHBLOX_ Před rokem +2

    The fact you can make this video is amazing

  • @tomgough1704
    @tomgough1704 Před rokem +1

    7:06 “Top Steer” 😂

  • @Wanqer
    @Wanqer Před rokem +3

    “Crocodile’s hoof!”

  • @robertnapier624
    @robertnapier624 Před rokem +3

    Clarkson: tonight I drive a chevy with a dead cow on the roof….. I blow up a cow with a claymore mine thus saving the life of Hammond….. and I put a cows head in James car.

  • @Lincolntowncoupe
    @Lincolntowncoupe Před rokem +1

    5:03 modern problems require modern solutions.

  • @atoo7yt490
    @atoo7yt490 Před rokem +14

    What episode is the cow attacking Aston clip from?

    • @incTG
      @incTG  Před rokem +14

      the grand tour s2e8

  • @kossakken
    @kossakken Před rokem +1

    "that was the sound of me saving your life" will never not be funny

  • @tropicalfox9765
    @tropicalfox9765 Před rokem

    Jeremy is a literal menace to cows I'm crying

  • @pancake_bananaz
    @pancake_bananaz Před rokem +3

    Honestly the best channel ever

    • @incTG
      @incTG  Před rokem +3

      i would disagree

  • @ctaispog995
    @ctaispog995 Před rokem +4

    video idea: a/c compilation

  • @TopherParkerCars
    @TopherParkerCars Před rokem +1

    Video idea: Their Vauxhall jokes. Always found them funny “now this is basically a Vectra…. Oh I’m nodding off” 😂😂 as an example

  • @draggy6544
    @draggy6544 Před rokem +1

    I totally forgot that jeremy had an entire cow on his camaro’s roof

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 Před rokem +1

    Nice one, man.

  • @oddishthoughts
    @oddishthoughts Před rokem

    Perfect. 🐄

  • @theresegustafsson5431
    @theresegustafsson5431 Před rokem +2

    I miss the part where Clarksons' "first girlfriend" was a cow according to the others.

  • @idontknow08
    @idontknow08 Před rokem

    Name another car show which can produce a 15 minute video of cows on youtube.
    That's the beauty of top gear

  • @ondratrpi
    @ondratrpi Před rokem

    Good job man

  • @HSAC.WDTK.DTKT.LFO.
    @HSAC.WDTK.DTKT.LFO. Před rokem +1

    "Fuck it! We have a pet cow!"

  • @mrdarknezz6285
    @mrdarknezz6285 Před rokem

    Cows are an obstacle on the road. But don’t worry, these trio will deal with them for you

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp Před rokem

    Amazing

  • @43615
    @43615 Před rokem +10

    pretty sure you can just pick any word and make a 15 minute chm compilation

  • @robertsteel3563
    @robertsteel3563 Před rokem

    0:23 THat lined up very well!

  • @alex.k3166
    @alex.k3166 Před rokem +2

    2:40 killed an innocent cow🥲

  • @chepesantacruz777
    @chepesantacruz777 Před rokem +3

    "There is indeed, a udder"

  • @epicgameruk87
    @epicgameruk87 Před rokem

    jeremy states the cows carrot has come out 🤣

  • @Selmarya
    @Selmarya Před rokem +1

    4:10 ah yes, they are both boys 😂😂😂

  • @cm94returns19
    @cm94returns19 Před rokem +1

    cow getting it on while being in a large cattle drive 8:52 on the right

  • @kidneyfailure4620
    @kidneyfailure4620 Před rokem +3

    *an cow*

  • @soulcornflake1
    @soulcornflake1 Před rokem +1

    Holy cow.

  • @doomderxeso2537
    @doomderxeso2537 Před rokem +1

    Why did i watch this. I was having my lunch untill Hammond ran a car on well cow shit

  • @lighthousemusic8101
    @lighthousemusic8101 Před rokem +2

    PETA watching this video🐔😂😂😂

  • @kingtiger2763
    @kingtiger2763 Před rokem +1

    1:11 is this like a named song or is it just made for that bit, I wanna know it

    • @Rasscasse
      @Rasscasse Před rokem +2

      It is the theme music from the movie directed by David lean and starring Peter O’Toole and Omar Sharif, the movie is called Lawrence of Arabia

  • @tomheal2159
    @tomheal2159 Před rokem

    dr think little got me ngl

  • @daggerix445
    @daggerix445 Před rokem +2

    And that was the time James May became vegetarian

  • @DaSpecialZak
    @DaSpecialZak Před rokem

    we could power cars on liquid methane, its also renewable energy source

  • @emilianocruz11
    @emilianocruz11 Před rokem

    I hope a compilation of bloody hell

  • @NottherealKyleLarson
    @NottherealKyleLarson Před rokem +7

    In all seriousness do crocodiles actually have ears

    • @mokomadz
      @mokomadz Před rokem +6

      are they hairy tho

    • @JobiWan144
      @JobiWan144 Před rokem +1

      @@mokomadz Lol not in the slightest

    • @revolver265
      @revolver265 Před rokem +4

      Yeah, they've got ears but they're basically covered flaps. Their hearing works pretty good too.

    • @alf6259
      @alf6259 Před rokem +1

      @@revolver265 are the flaps hairy?

    • @seanoreilly1832
      @seanoreilly1832 Před rokem

      Hairy ears

  • @hariranormal5584
    @hariranormal5584 Před rokem

    can someone say which episodes these are?

  • @KevinEnjoyer
    @KevinEnjoyer Před rokem +1

    THERE'S GOTTA BE A HORSE COMPILATION

  • @carlbirtles4518
    @carlbirtles4518 Před rokem +4

    Would this compliation be banned in India, where cows are sacred?

  • @NeedForSpeed.2004
    @NeedForSpeed.2004 Před rokem

    “It’s carrot’s come out!”