The Rings of Power: The Revenge of the Cringe

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  • The Rings of Power: The Revenge of the Cringe
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    Art by Just Some Guy
    Original trailer concept: Bleach Opening 01
    Music: "Enkon Hakuchuumu" by Sakagami Souichi - Copyright (C) 2015 Trial & Error/Sakagami Souichi All rights reserved.
    Trial & Error: www.tandess.com/en/music/
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  • @tehn00bpwn3r
    @tehn00bpwn3r Před rokem +487

    Anyone else have no interest in watching this show but addicted to watching critiques?

  • @stephengibbons4771
    @stephengibbons4771 Před rokem +173

    Time Galadriel spends looking for Sauron: 1000 years
    Time Galadriel spends looking for her missing husband: 0 years

    • @Strideo1
      @Strideo1 Před rokem +41

      Tells everyone she wants revenge for her brother's death but only mentions her husband who is presumed dead to some random kid she just met. Uh, sure, *that* makes sense...

    • @thatHARVguy
      @thatHARVguy Před rokem +25

      He went to the corner store for cigarettes and never came back.

    • @toothgrinder2760
      @toothgrinder2760 Před rokem +6

      Wild they’d give -David Benioff and D.B. Weiss- erm, excuse me, J.D. Payne and Patrick McKay one of the the most well know fantasy epic’s in literature to make a television show with almost zero prior experience.

    • @thatHARVguy
      @thatHARVguy Před rokem +10

      @@toothgrinder2760 JJ Abrams made a call to Amazon. McKay and Payne (McP ?) are from Bad Robot.
      And so continues Bad Reboot vandalizing franchises with their acolytes.

    • @shannondavis3686
      @shannondavis3686 Před rokem +12

      Would YOU come back home to her?? 😳🥴🥴 He ran. Celeborn is living it up right now in Some secret glade of Forrest nymph 🧝‍♀️ elves, drinking fine Elvish brew enjoying his escape from his insufferable wife. She’s going to find him later in the show and it’s going to be an entire ordeal of Galadriel being angry at her hubby and his harem of side elves. And we’ll get an entire episode lecture about how Men think with the wrong sword….. While hiding the just ended R-ship with halbrand-a-Saurus. 😉😉🥴🤣🥴🤣🥴🤣

  • @BeyondYore
    @BeyondYore Před rokem +65

    Lessons learned today:
    1.) Volcanic eruptions target specific areas and are actually less dangerous than an out of control barbecue
    2.) Being best buddies for over twenty years hasn't lead to learning basic communication in each others' languages for Durin and Elrond.
    3.) Mithril is basically a battery to restore elvish HP
    4.) Milennia old elves sometimes need to learn basic morality in a span of twenty minutes
    5.) Blindfolds prevent people from knowing your blind
    6.) Celeborn is dead ... but maybe he isn't ;)
    7.) Orcs can smell man flesh from miles away but cannot smell a boy and an elf underneath a tree trunk directly in front of them
    8.) Nobody goes off trail. Except to find the big magic guy everybody believes to be evil.
    9.) You could ride from Croatia to Denmark with an open belly
    10.) THE SOUTHLANDS ARE MORDOR!!!! CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT??? REALLY!!! NOT KIDDING!!! UNBELIEVABLE. M.I.N.D.B.L.O.W.N.

    • @bananasaur5209
      @bananasaur5209 Před rokem

      3 and 5 made me giggle :'D

    • @DEATH-THE-GOAT
      @DEATH-THE-GOAT Před rokem +1

      I liked the "from Croatia to Denmark". Gave me a whole other understanding than "from LA to Salt Lake City"
      *From reality*
      _The Swedish King Karl XII's ride from Pitești to Stralsund (in present-day northern Germany) was the king's return journey through Europe to Swedish territory, ending his long stay in the Ottoman Empire since the summer of 1709._
      _The king started his ride together with the officer Otto Fredrik Düring before midnight on 27 October 1714 from Pitești (in Wallachia, present-day Romania), whereupon in just a fortnight they arrived at Stralsund in Swedish Pomerania on the night of 11 November. With his remarkable ride, Karl XII had covered 2,152 kilometers, that is, more than 150 km per day._
      And that is, his horse rode 150 km per day.

    • @markkettlewell7441
      @markkettlewell7441 Před rokem +2

      Forgot one. You can swim the Equivalent of the Atlantic with no rest, and still look as though you just crossed a swimming pool width wise 😅

  • @Volper1
    @Volper1 Před rokem +52

    I didn’t know Tolkien paid tribute to his wife like that. It’s really beautiful and heartwarming.

    • @afg9104
      @afg9104 Před rokem +9

      and they just spit on their graves

  • @Arigost
    @Arigost Před rokem +1071

    Celeborn is dead and Guyladriel is flirting with budget Aragorn who's totally not Sauron. What the hell are they even doing? also trying to pull a mystery story with Isildur when we bloody know he's not dead.

    • @Goodbutevilgenius
      @Goodbutevilgenius Před rokem +36

      I hate the series with a passion, but... come on, it's not flirting, it's Amazon trying to portray a platonic bond between battle companions.

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway Před rokem +1

      …and to force the Isildur idiocy they reduce Elendil to a soul-less bastard who leaves his sons body behind. FU, showrunners.

    • @ableton909
      @ableton909 Před rokem +68

      Don't forget the Don Lemon Elf

    • @ste4392
      @ste4392 Před rokem +93

      Honestly wouldn't be shocked if Isildur is killed off at some point abd Galadriel cuts the ring off Saurons hand

    • @jspthesecond0723
      @jspthesecond0723 Před rokem +19

      If I was a gambling man I'd wager they added Celeborn much later but regardless we all know he's gonna be another damn mystery box.

  • @jackdorseysdisappointedfather

    I am genuinely disgusted with their theft of tolkiens backstory for his wife.🤢🤮😠🤬

    • @LT-jc4qb
      @LT-jc4qb Před rokem +7

      Right? I did not know that part but just hearing how they stole it and adapted it for use in a series that spits in his face and legacy is just a disgrace on a whole new level. That's just wrong.

  • @m13579k
    @m13579k Před rokem +26

    Apparently getting a volcano to the face equals a redemption arch in the eyes of the writers.

  • @aaronsmith5464
    @aaronsmith5464 Před rokem +51

    Kinda funny that the show runners said they didn’t want the story to seem like Narnia considering Lewis was friends with Tolkien. Lewis even dedicated the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe to Tolkien, because Tolkien despised the allegory in it while helping to edit it.
    While they had their literary differences anyone who has read both can easily tell you they shared a world view and LOTR is far closer to Narnia than GOT or Braveheart.

    • @talithakoum3922
      @talithakoum3922 Před rokem +13

      Thank you. LotR and Narnia are quite different in some ways but are grounded in the same artistic mindset and worldview. I don't think that someone who really loves Tolkien can hate Lewis; they are too bound together and too much alike. A "Tolkien fan" attacking Lewis or Narnia for no reason has become a red flag for me. Of course these idiot showrunners hate Narnia - judging by their show, I think they hate LotR too, even if they think they love it.

  • @ritenac6770
    @ritenac6770 Před rokem +35

    Celeborn: Tell me where is Galadriel? For I much desire to speak with her.
    Elf: She’s telling everyone you’re dead and trying to hook up with some human
    Celeborn: …the fuck?

    • @kamion53
      @kamion53 Před rokem +6

      Why would Celeborm want to speak Galadriel?
      Is she behind in paying the alimony again?

    • @toothgrinder2760
      @toothgrinder2760 Před rokem

      @@kamion53 ​ In Rings of Power the Elfwamen pay child support and alimony while the males spend it all on wine and clothes and they try to sell Tupperware to their sewing circle group.

    • @marisbury
      @marisbury Před rokem +2

      @@Ass_of_Amalek she wants to kill Sauron, but he doesn't even want to fight her.

    • @LT-jc4qb
      @LT-jc4qb Před rokem +3

      Don't tell me the whole Lord of the Rings event is because Celeborn is actually alive and well, but because Galadriel will lie to get some Sauron action, everything becomes Saurons fault to hide her infidelity.

  • @blacksheep9505
    @blacksheep9505 Před rokem +43

    I will laugh myself to tears if Sauron ends up being Celeborn, who ended up being corrupted while he was captured. It sounds like something the writers of this show are capable of.

    • @EuphoricLabyrinth
      @EuphoricLabyrinth Před rokem +1

      Celeborn was the orc that popped out of Theo’s floor. Who then was “de-caravanned!” … I mean decapitated.

    • @LT-jc4qb
      @LT-jc4qb Před rokem +4

      Celeborn is meteorman. He's been escaping child support.

    • @PunksterOS
      @PunksterOS Před rokem +1

      She's been walking alongside Sauron the whole season.

  • @andrewcasson7936
    @andrewcasson7936 Před rokem +41

    I would love to hear the writing room explain how Queen B is unscathed after being hit by a volcano but then is instantly blinded when some embers from a house hit her. 🤔

    • @Halfwit_The_Brave
      @Halfwit_The_Brave Před rokem +18

      Because her eyes were looking up like a boat and boats can burn, but her body was looking down like a rock that sinks in water. The water protected her body from the volcano. And in that process she touched the darkness so now she can’t see. It’s quite logical really.

    • @chrispomphrett4283
      @chrispomphrett4283 Před rokem +4

      @@Halfwit_The_Brave Yep, perfect, that explanation does it for me...

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 Před rokem +1

      @@Halfwit_The_Brave That sounds a little too probable. Admit it! You were in the writing room!

  • @brianjames2000
    @brianjames2000 Před rokem +24

    The Beren and Luthien thing crosses the fucking line. Also, imagining this Galadriel dancing in glade of flowers makes me want to wash my eyes.

  • @korbendallas8488
    @korbendallas8488 Před rokem +23

    I mourn for the bit of JSG's soul that dies every time he makes a video about the destruction of Tolkien

  • @rafaelgustavo7786
    @rafaelgustavo7786 Před rokem +63

    I'm amazed how a short video content on CZcams has more love, emotion and precision with the lore than a (pseudo) billion dollar mega production.
    Your channel is an island of common sense and sincerity amid so many that were bought by Amazon

    • @battleofwills7189
      @battleofwills7189 Před rokem +5

      Pop culture review youtubers are better than pop culture.

    • @longtsun8286
      @longtsun8286 Před rokem +2

      @@battleofwills7189 Sad, but true. These videos are certainly more entertaining than the very shows they roast.

  • @Ivbo
    @Ivbo Před rokem +60

    This show is seriously making the Hobbit trilogy look like a damn masterpiece of storytelling and filmmaking.

    • @Ricardo-cl3vs
      @Ricardo-cl3vs Před rokem

      To me it was a masterpiece all along.

    • @keonster
      @keonster Před rokem

      @@Ricardo-cl3vs hmmm I think the combat could’ve used some work.

  • @LCal23456
    @LCal23456 Před rokem +25

    There will be a title card with Halbrand turning to Sauron. 😂

    • @kathleenhensley5951
      @kathleenhensley5951 Před rokem +2

      Galadriel will be the one who introduces Celebrimbor to Sauron, who will ultimately torture and execute him... Think about that.

  • @JP-vj7fp
    @JP-vj7fp Před rokem +26

    Galadriel takes a volcano blast to the face, not a scratch.
    Diverse Queen gets a bit of ash in the eyes, blinded for life.
    Great show!!!

    • @nova_supreme8390
      @nova_supreme8390 Před rokem

      Must be white privilege. /s

    • @Strideo1
      @Strideo1 Před rokem +2

      Galadriel's eyes have insanely high HP compared to Tar-Míriel's, I guess. 🤣

    • @toothgrinder2760
      @toothgrinder2760 Před rokem +1

      @@Ass_of_Amalek “The safety squint” lmao.

    • @kamion53
      @kamion53 Před rokem +1

      I think the showrunners have fooled us all:
      It was never the intention to present a story, it was intented as a quizz:
      "count the plotholes, continue mistakes, illogic character twists, stupid diagolues, etc... and win a free Amazon account."
      problem is who want a free Amazon account?

    • @thatHARVguy
      @thatHARVguy Před rokem +1

      @@Ass_of_Amalek We can squint if we want to
      We can leave your friends behind
      'Cause your friends don't squint
      And if they don't squint
      Well, they're no friends of mine

  • @TheBerchie
    @TheBerchie Před rokem +21

    I hope the smith that made all that plot armor was paid overtime.

    • @Marth667
      @Marth667 Před rokem +2

      You mean the diver suit with chainmail printed on the outside? That plot armour, because it looks like absolute shit.

  • @charleswinters9567
    @charleswinters9567 Před rokem +34

    I was worried that Rings of Power was going to be ''The Last Jedi of LotR'', ruining characters and established lore. But if there's one good thing to come out from all of this, is that it feels so disconnected from Tolkien and Peter's work that it doesn't even affect the trilogy in the slightest.

    • @danzansandeev6033
      @danzansandeev6033 Před rokem

      At least last Jedi had good shot composition and some stunning visuals. As much as I hate hyperspace ramming as a concept I can’t deny that shot was gorgeous. I doubt this show has any of that

    • @dusk6159
      @dusk6159 Před rokem +1

      It's indeed perceived absolutely different from the LOTR by everyone, and regardless of their appreciation or not too.

  • @Nexus-6
    @Nexus-6 Před rokem +24

    "It began with the forging of the great films.
    Threads were given by Tolkien, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.
    Rights were granted to Jackson, a great miner and craftsman of the mountain of lore.
    And nine, nine hours were gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire quality.
    But they were all of them deceived, for another show was made.
    In the land of Amazon, in the fires of Mount Prime, the Dark Lord Bezos forged in secret a master flop.
    And into this show he poured his money, his greed and his will to dominate all film.
    One show to ruin them all."

  • @Bellasguy
    @Bellasguy Před rokem +13

    As this point, I’m cheering for a Sauron victory

  • @blacksheep9505
    @blacksheep9505 Před rokem +17

    My favorite part was when Galadriel said "Theo I'll be your mother now!" , it brought me to tears.

  • @justin764
    @justin764 Před rokem +17

    You know what, this series is making me appreciate the good movies that we always took as granted.

  • @SoldierSpiderx
    @SoldierSpiderx Před rokem +25

    The scene of the queen talking about the Numenoreans returning was quite poetic. She was essentially breaking the fourth wall to tell the audience a second season will happen and then they zoom over to a guy crying which represents the audience and I love how the Southlanders apparently consist of just one village and one destroyed village, and then they just accept some random dude with a little pouch as their king, and then half of them die immediately and the volcano killed everyone except the ones the audience wanted dead: Galadriel and the Harfoots

    • @maak6270
      @maak6270 Před rokem +4

      There were about 80 Southlanders in total (many of them clones 😆). Half joined Adar, that's 40. Then some were killed by the orcs and the volcano. Probably no more than 20 left, plus their king Halbrand, of course, but he seems to have lost interest in kingship.

    • @SoldierSpiderx
      @SoldierSpiderx Před rokem +2

      @@maak6270 agreed he like fuck it

  • @johnnyjay6959
    @johnnyjay6959 Před rokem +17

    One of the best things to come out of Rings of Power is ur reviews. Thank u bro.

  • @AtelierGod
    @AtelierGod Před rokem +12

    One guy in Pompeii was so heated up that his brain turned to glass.

    • @AtelierGod
      @AtelierGod Před rokem

      @@Ass_of_Amalek the brain of the one person it happened to was indeed vitrified by the super intense heat created by the volcanic eruption of Vesuvius.

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 Před rokem

      he now writes for Rings of Power.... he's one of their better writers, truth be told... despite being dead....

    • @conthewalrus9339
      @conthewalrus9339 Před rokem

      A few of their heads exploded from their brains vaporising

  • @JakeNukem3D
    @JakeNukem3D Před rokem +15

    I loved the part where Galadriel said "The rock floats because sun sees the hope, and i have a tempest in here somewhere" So stunning

  • @Senneru13
    @Senneru13 Před rokem +25

    The showrunners will be rolemodels for generations to come, showing that even with zero talent you can be someone in this world.

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns Před rokem +2

      The key word in this statement that you didn't include is MONEY.

  • @TheAlterspark
    @TheAlterspark Před rokem +37

    I didn't know about Tolkien and his wife being the inspiration for Luthien and Beren. Having just finished the Simarillion I am now even more enraged at Amazon. There is no curse in the tongues of elves or men for their desecration.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 Před rokem

      Treachery! Treason! Betrayal! Faithless Perfidiousness! Duplicitous Double-Dealing! Deceit! Whole-Cloth Fabrication! Prevaracation! They are charlatans! Shams! Counterfeits! Fakers! Phonies! Utter Frauds! Base deceitful Judases!

    • @darthbane97
      @darthbane97 Před 8 měsíci +1

      ⁠@@whiterabbit75naw still not enough

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 Před 8 měsíci

      @@darthbane97 Bamboozlers?

  • @yourstrulytonydollar4733
    @yourstrulytonydollar4733 Před rokem +18

    This whole "Isildur dying" thing screams jar jar Abrams. Remember chewie dying. Oh wait, wrong ship. My b, yo. You know what "mystery box" means? "You have no idea what I'm doing. And neither do I."

  • @ElGreco15
    @ElGreco15 Před rokem +15

    The Pompeii blast was horrifying... Except for that one Chad who thought "One wank for the road"

  • @markcasson3358
    @markcasson3358 Před rokem +21

    One Scene: Four People:
    Queen Regent-
    Loses her sight=stoic/unfazed
    Bronwyn-
    Shot with two arrows=stoic/unfazed
    Galadriel-
    Hit in the face with pyro blast=stoic/unfazed
    Elendil-
    Son is missing after natural disaster
    =Booo hooo hoo!

    • @jacquelineking5783
      @jacquelineking5783 Před rokem

      Ignoring the lore which says his son is alive and well he actually had a human response to be fair.

  • @katanalx
    @katanalx Před rokem +28

    And Pompei is 17 Km of Mount Vesuvius... they are at 3 Km...

  • @Raptor302
    @Raptor302 Před rokem +20

    Welcome to the -Southlands- Mordor, it has been *1* day since our last accident.

  • @Mdhneo007
    @Mdhneo007 Před rokem +34

    Call me old, but I remember Mt St Helens. It was felt more than 150miles away and the ash cloud spread for nearly 100miles (varied with wind of course), blocking out the sun and covering cars and such. My uncle, who was about 5miles South of the mountain when it blew, spoke of the deafening blast and the heat for the rest of his life. Hell squirrels and possums died looking like Pompeii specimens 10miles away (almost double the distance of the pyroclastic flow) along the blast line to the North.
    The problem isn't that these show runners got it wrong, have no clue, and won't even Google info before making stuff up, but that they condemn people for pointing out the errors. Sorry, bit of a volcano nerd since Mt St Helens.

    • @shadowjewel
      @shadowjewel Před rokem +2

      They really have no excuse; Pompeii is so famous I still remember it from school, it even made it into a Doc Who epp for crying out loud. That's one of the most renowned archaeological sites in the world, and you can't mention it without talking about Mount Vesuvius and the eruption that wiped it out and what became of anyone who didn't get away in time.
      I agree though, that them not looking stuff up first isn't as big of an issue as their utter inability to take any kind of criticism. There are serious issues among the entire upper echelons of that show, and given how often their hero characters act like literal psychopaths, well, I have strong suspicions there.

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy Před rokem +4

      I find it even more suspicious that the leader of the Harfoots can somehow see that the "stars are strange", but somehow miss the fact that such an environmental event would have actually have created a glow that could have been seen for a MASSIVE RADIUS, even if you didn't actually see the event happening.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 Před rokem +2

      @@shadowjewel Doesn't matter how famous Pompeii was. Have you seen any of the videos of people going out to interview young adults on the street by asking them elementary school questions? One of the questions the guy asked was, "What state is Utah in?" and there were people who had to think about it, and still got the answer wrong. This is the kind of person on the "writing" teams.

    • @shadowjewel
      @shadowjewel Před rokem +1

      @@whiterabbit75 Well that's a sad thought, isn't it.
      Perhaps I have been giving them too much credit, even with the low expectations they have generated; my experience with writing frikkin' *fanfiction* has taught me that you need to do a heck ton of research to write anything remotely well, even for small details that in the wider picture don't matter much but if you get them wrong they pull people out of it. If a fanfiction writer can under stand that, I expected a script writer to have a similar mind state, even if they are apparently dumb and psychopathic (when almost all of their characters display psychopathic traits, well...).

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 Před rokem +1

      @@shadowjewel As an avid reader (and occasional writer) of fanfiction, I can confirm that getting certain things wrong can kill a story for me. If a story isn't going to be consistent with the source material, then it should at least be _internally_ consistent. If you're going to have a volcano that doesn't kill anyone in its pyroclastic flow, you better have a damn good reason for it.

  • @river9548
    @river9548 Před rokem +26

    The thing I’ll never digest is the fact that Amazon has some more than decent shows under their hands, and yet, with the most promising material in their possession, something that could have been the greatest hit in shows history… they give us this ? What in the flaming fuck….

    • @danzansandeev6033
      @danzansandeev6033 Před rokem +3

      I think there is a difference between shows that are created by Amazon (like this one, since they bought the rights themselves) and shows that were pitched to be funded by Amazon (like the boys, invincible, legend of vox machina, etc)

    • @roberthesser6402
      @roberthesser6402 Před rokem

      @@danzansandeev6033 Wheel of Time was also produced by Amazon and from what I've heard it's abysmal.

  • @kylethomas9130
    @kylethomas9130 Před rokem +13

    "It's not the Southlands anymore, it's the Cheetolands."
    (Dorito Queen fuming in the distance)

  • @Waiting4Rez
    @Waiting4Rez Před rokem +15

    I actually can’t believe they pulled that shit ripping off Beren and Lúthien. That’s so incredibly disrespectful.

  • @chickendrawsdogs3343
    @chickendrawsdogs3343 Před rokem +12

    You know someone's cultured when they start the video with one of Mark Hamill's greatest Joker laughs. 🤣

  • @thenothing2786
    @thenothing2786 Před rokem +19

    “Story in Rings of Power is like story in a porn movie. It’s expected to be there but it not that important.”
    -John Carmack

    • @lordmaur180
      @lordmaur180 Před rokem +1

      I seen figthing games with better history telling and more cohersion than this shi** show

  • @crownedshyness9656
    @crownedshyness9656 Před rokem +10

    To be cringe. Truly, a fate worse than death.

  • @hermitcard4494
    @hermitcard4494 Před rokem +22

    When Mary Sues tell other characters to dont do what she does, the actual meaning is "ONLY I DO THAT, and may be you, if it benefits my ego".

  • @frankiesomeone
    @frankiesomeone Před rokem +15

    She lost Celeborn in a mystery box

  • @LumiKuuro
    @LumiKuuro Před rokem +14

    "Norri and the Murdeous Munchkins..." 🤣 that cracked me up bad

  • @zachalou3073
    @zachalou3073 Před rokem +36

    I hate this show but I’m literally addicted to the episode breakdowns

    • @ailouros24
      @ailouros24 Před rokem +3

      That applies to most shows coming out these days.

    • @helvaxh8348
      @helvaxh8348 Před rokem +1

      I feel you with that.

  • @nguyenvpicipmu
    @nguyenvpicipmu Před rokem +25

    By chance, a few years ago I discovered the link between Tolkien's love of his life and the tale of Luthien and Beren. Turns out all the barriers and difficulties in the tale are all woven from his experience. I was so moved I read all about him, and reread Luthien. And now I know they did this...

  • @Zimionz
    @Zimionz Před rokem +10

    After a 1000°C hot pyroclastic flow scorched the land, every tree is charred, not a single plant remains alive and all the houses are ablaze... but the main characters, and even most of the extras, are fine. Yes, the queen is blind but her hair is not singed, no ugly burn marks in her face (just a bit of dirt), and her dress - I mean armor - is as fabulous as on the day she set sail. A+ for immersion. Best show ever 10/10.

  • @blakewalker84120
    @blakewalker84120 Před rokem +27

    I thought it was stupid to pretend that Isildur is dead.
    My wife knows nothing of Tolkien. We watched the Peter Jackson trilogies together but she didn't memorize names. She's also far less critical about movies than I am; she prefers to just watch the good stuff and not worry too much about the dumb stuff. You know, the target audience for this crappy show.
    When we met Isildur in the 2nd episode, I paused it and told her he's the same guy that cut Sauron's ring off his hand but then decided to keep it for himself. She thought it was pretty cool that this show is tying characters to the movies.
    Then when this scene happened with the ton of burning roof falling on Isuldur, we had this conversation:
    I thought you said he will cut off Sauron's fingers?
    He will.
    Then how can he die now?
    He can't.
    Oh, that's dumb. They should have made it fall on his dad or something.
    I didn't worry about mentioning that Elendil is in that same future battle and Sauron kills him. She forgot who that was, and I can live with that.
    The point is that my non-critical wife thought it was dumb to fake-kill a guy we know cannot be killed here, so how is it possible that the showrunners couldn't figure that out???
    The answer is that we got 7 episodes of setup and backstory and they never bothered to make us care about, or even be interested in, any Numenorean except the Queen, Elendil, and Isildur, so they didn't have anybody to fake-kill that we care about but they so desperately wanted to do Aragorn's fake-death thing from the Two Towers movie, so they did a stupid one.

    • @danzansandeev6033
      @danzansandeev6033 Před rokem

      You can actually fake kill characters who can’t really die and make it work. Look at arcane for example. People who played the game know that champion characters can’t really die. Yet everyone was tensed when jinx brought out that plate and everyone thought it was Caitlin’s head. Because the writing is good even if you know that they can’t possibly kill her you still are intrigued

  • @GregorMima
    @GregorMima Před rokem +12

    A beautiful example when someone writing a story has 1) no experience in life at all 2) no children (and tries to write about them) 3) no common knowledge 4) doenst care to research topics he doesnt know. There is a reason they have been ignored for the past 10 years in hollywood. Michael Crichton (Jurassic Park, RIP) always researched his next book topic for weeks and months until he finally wrote it. JRRT himself was a soldier (WW1), father and highly educated. Hell he even created a fantasy language.

    • @Anttimation
      @Anttimation Před rokem +1

      It is often said that professor Tolkien created fantasy languages, and only after that a world and stories to give context to the languages :)

  • @PleaseNThankYou
    @PleaseNThankYou Před rokem +11

    As a retired firefighter, I do not see how anything was left... trees, buildings, people. I wish some of my brothers could have been wearing Amazon armor when they went down.

  • @GhostBlade_888
    @GhostBlade_888 Před rokem +10

    The part where Galadriel looked Miriel in the eyes and said “We are not in Numenor, we are in Wakanda” I felt moved and finally felt like we are back to Middle Earth.

  • @rizzington1
    @rizzington1 Před rokem +11

    When an old man walking to a chair is more epic than your $1billion high fantasy series you must surely know you have failed miserably.

  • @asciiavatar
    @asciiavatar Před rokem +10

    The Rings of Power just pulled their own version of 'nuke the fridge'

    • @kamion53
      @kamion53 Před rokem

      @@Ass_of_Amalek With a tempest inside her?.... that will sky rocket the energy bill.

  • @RichterBelmont2235
    @RichterBelmont2235 Před rokem +25

    The most nonsensical thing in this show is surprisingly not about characters survived a certain death but about how fast they forgot their entire personality.

    • @moonfire41
      @moonfire41 Před rokem +6

      Everybody's out of character. This whole thing is just bad fanfiction.

    • @alexandersmith4731
      @alexandersmith4731 Před rokem +2

      @@moonfire41 which is hilarious cause I legit have seen many many good fanfics from Tolkien's fans on AO3 😂😂🤣

    • @moonfire41
      @moonfire41 Před rokem +1

      @Alexander. I wrote some crazy LOTR fanfiction parodies years ago on the Fanfiction site. Middle Earth Graphiti is one and Happy Hobbits and the Magic Mushrooms. At least my stories are intentionally funny.

  • @raminagrobis6112
    @raminagrobis6112 Před rokem +17

    "The pyroclastic flow is always right."

  • @jaegergames7042
    @jaegergames7042 Před rokem +14

    "Tell me, where is Celeborn? For I much desire to speak Tolkien Lore with him."

  • @Kenshin6321
    @Kenshin6321 Před rokem +12

    Producer: “It felt only natural to us that an adaptation of [author JRR] Tolkien's work would reflect what the world actually looks like,”
    Also Producer: Strong woman can swim across the ocean, and take volcanic ash (752 to 1,472 degrees F) to the face without even a scratch.

  • @zpettigrew
    @zpettigrew Před rokem +13

    I've been in war scenarios before. When things burn THAT MUCH - the air isn't breathable. The smoke from miles around from the site is so toxic you'll throw up from coughing so hard.

    • @drewandcharlie7583
      @drewandcharlie7583 Před rokem +6

      Bruh it was a cheeto volcano not a real volcano. The fire is just for effect. Dangerously cheesy. Remember?

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm Před rokem +3

      Flaming Hot Cheetos?

  • @ghyslainabel
    @ghyslainabel Před rokem +25

    I wish people could literally turn in their grave. With all that cringe, we could plug Tolkien on a generator and get unlimited energy for the next century.

    • @xblood-_xdiamond8801
      @xblood-_xdiamond8801 Před rokem

      @Ghyslain Abel: 😆😂😂 So true!

    • @ziephel-6780
      @ziephel-6780 Před rokem

      LMAO
      Luthien and Beren being shat on would certainly bring unlimited electricity for us, don't worry Tolkien, your sacrifice will not be forgotten lol
      Tolkien: 🖕

    • @oppa.24
      @oppa.24 Před rokem

      I wish Tolkien could rise from the dead and tell his opinion to the writers of RoP

    • @ghyslainabel
      @ghyslainabel Před rokem +1

      @@oppa.24 it would be a roast of epic proportion, yet so polite the showrunners would not grasp they just were insulted.

  • @Base_Supremacy
    @Base_Supremacy Před rokem +30

    If mithrill heels corruption how does the one ring corrupt Frodo when he’s wearing a whole suite made of mithrill?? There are 100s of plot hole in this show.

    • @sigmasix3719
      @sigmasix3719 Před rokem +3

      The Swiss cheese of woke power

    • @helvaxh8348
      @helvaxh8348 Před rokem

      Shh-shh-shh! Be calm. You might tire yourself if you overdo making too much sense. 😄

    • @tolkienism3806
      @tolkienism3806 Před rokem

      it's the shows way on explaining one of the powers of the three rings, these rings have the power to help keep some elven cities stable like Rivendell or lothlorien, a consequence is that it only works when sauron doesn't have the one ring.

  • @Sonobody123
    @Sonobody123 Před rokem +14

    DM: everyone roll a DEX saving throw
    Strong woman rolls nat 20
    DM: describe how you dodged out of the way
    Strong woman: I stand there and tank it in the face
    DM: that's not how...
    Strong woman: I look right at the magma dust
    DM: roll a CON save with a 30 DC
    Strong woman rolls 1
    DM: the pyroclastic blast melts...
    Strong woman: my armor gives me and my party +29
    DM: what?
    Strong woman: read my backstory

    • @houndofculann1793
      @houndofculann1793 Před rokem

      If they're all lvl 7 rogues they can uncanny dodge and take no damage if they succeed the save.

  • @earendildawn7692
    @earendildawn7692 Před rokem +40

    Galadriel lecturing on morals is a reflection of how the woke think. You can do all the evil in the world, but as long as you don't acknowledge it for yourself, you aren't a bad person. Just believe it as part of a necessary thing towards the goal of a "greater good no matter how many ppl you need to step on to get there

  • @aliceofspades
    @aliceofspades Před 8 měsíci +13

    I agree, the thought of them stealing from the beautiful story of Beren and Luthien and giving it to "Guyladriel" is sickening.

  • @tiggergolah
    @tiggergolah Před rokem +30

    I'm going to call it now. At some point, the writers are going to kill off Durin the younger, and his wife Disa will become Queen of Khazad Dum, who will make all things right and reopen relations with the elves and be yet another Girl Boss. Yeah, that's what they're moving toward. It fits their pattern.

    • @ivrishcon-abarth38
      @ivrishcon-abarth38 Před rokem +9

      She´ll also turn into lesbian and marry an female-orc and a stone giant (yeah, I know) in three-way marriage.

    • @Wraithspartan
      @Wraithspartan Před rokem +3

      Actually... If she then reopens the mithril mine and orders maximum production from it, leading to the initial encounter with the Balrog...
      I'm just saying, I can see it unfortunately.

    • @PrinceUzuRyu
      @PrinceUzuRyu Před rokem +2

      @@Wraithspartan She will kill it.

    • @BWMagus
      @BWMagus Před rokem

      @@PrinceUzuRyu She'll sing to it, like she did the stone, and it'll turn docile and obey her.

  • @bencarlson4300
    @bencarlson4300 Před rokem +14

    I was joking with my friends that they would cross out the word Southlands and replace it with Mordor… and then they did it

  • @uros.u.novakovic
    @uros.u.novakovic Před rokem +9

    These videos are far more interesting to watch than the show itself.

  • @MrHoll87
    @MrHoll87 Před rokem +22

    The insult to Beren and Luthian in this episode was what had me outraged the most as well, and I haven't even seen the show yet. Your response to that insult in this video was identical to the rant I posted on facebook. It's just mind blowing that these show runners/writers thought they could disrespect Tolkien so severely and get away with it. I hope this show gets canned BEFORE season two and I hope EVERYONE involved NEVER works in Hollywood ever again. That's how insulting this garbage is.

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy Před rokem +1

      Aren't they ALREADY working on Season 2? (which means they have already written the scripts for it?). I've heard rumors that they are ALREADY busy on S2? :/

    • @MrHoll87
      @MrHoll87 Před rokem

      @@sigmacademy Unfortunately yes. Rumor is they've already begun filming in London. I can still hope and pray they cancel it while filming.

    • @tkps
      @tkps Před rokem

      @@MrHoll87 I think Amazon was precommitted to two seasons. Dunno about anymore though. Here's hoping.

    • @MrHoll87
      @MrHoll87 Před rokem

      @@tkps Pretty sure they've committed to FIVE seasons. Still hoping they cancel anyway. Lol

  • @somedandy7694
    @somedandy7694 Před rokem +10

    So much for "One does not simply walk into Mordor"
    Apparently yes; yes one could.

    • @vert2552
      @vert2552 Před rokem +1

      This
      This got me laughing alot 🤣

  • @TheAmazingBoogeyMan
    @TheAmazingBoogeyMan Před rokem +16

    They spent THREE YEARS on this, and this show is the best they could come up with??

    • @BENTLEYQUAMP
      @BENTLEYQUAMP Před rokem

      LOL, well Bezos wanted his own "game of thrones" and he got it! 1 show was ruined by talentless show runners and so was "rings of power" hundreds of millions of dollars to hire people with zero talent.

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns Před rokem +1

      They don't even invest in the elven wigs so why are you still offended by this clusterfuck of a sham show? I lost hope the moment I saw her first images wearing the armour and wielding the sword. There's no hope in the first place.

  • @oliveragag8576
    @oliveragag8576 Před rokem +10

    Given how unfaithful they've been Isildur might actually be dead.

  • @tomhartl6330
    @tomhartl6330 Před rokem +9

    Celeborn isn’t dead. Actually he crashed in a FedEx jet and has been stranded for 2000 years on an island with a volleyball named Wilson.

  • @sarl2121
    @sarl2121 Před rokem +10

    Not one of them used a cloth tied round the face in an attempt to keep the smoke, and far worse out, of their lungs.
    Don't even remember one of them coughing.

    • @oriyus
      @oriyus Před rokem

      They are strong characters with strong lungs, they don't need to breathe air.

  • @eoingaskin
    @eoingaskin Před rokem +15

    Nono, obviously the only way to save yourself and everyone around you from a volcanic eruption is to walk right into it, the people at pompeii just ran away, so obviously they didn't survive.

    • @Zodroo_Tint
      @Zodroo_Tint Před rokem

      I'm pretty sure all of the strong independent women survived.

  • @DustinBarlow8P
    @DustinBarlow8P Před rokem +24

    If Mithril cures corruption, why doesn't the vest made of Mithril heal Frodo from the wound he sustained from the Nozgul?

    • @Johnny.1994
      @Johnny.1994 Před rokem +3

      Cause it's 10 iq fanfiction

    • @lubyelfears
      @lubyelfears Před rokem

      And from the corruption of the One Ring!

  • @davidharrison3870
    @davidharrison3870 Před rokem +13

    I cannot believe what half a billion dollars can buy you, when you don't know how to shop.

  • @Egill2011
    @Egill2011 Před rokem +15

    You are absolutely right about deadly pyroclastic flows and about the eruption survivors in the RoP. I would only like to note that Pompeii was buried under volcanic ash, while Herculaneum was affected by pyroclastic flows proper. Accordingly, the victims from Pompeii (we see them on 1:29) actually died of suffocation and the volcanic ashes preserved their bodies. Those who died in Herculaneum were instantly turned into carbonized skeletons - the form in which archaeologists usually find them. My point is that Guyladriel et alia would not look like poor victims from Pompeii, but much worse, they would become carbonized skeletons, with their flesh evaporated within seconds. The temperature of gases in the pyroclastic flows can reach 1,000 °C, you know! So, the episode is of course unnatural and simply ridiculous regarded from the point of view of volcanology.

  • @NinaNiterose86
    @NinaNiterose86 Před rokem +17

    Celeborn cannot be dead. There would be no Celebrian without him (Elrond's wife) and therefor no Arwen. I bet we'll find him imprisoned somewhere along the way. Or maybe he faked his death to get away from his wife...

    • @KingDav33
      @KingDav33 Před rokem +6

      The latter makes the most sense

    • @kallebaah0
      @kallebaah0 Před rokem +3

      @@KingDav33 can't blame him

  • @captainsmoke1612
    @captainsmoke1612 Před rokem +18

    I think this show will be studied in the future for it's absolute stupidity.

    • @eolsunder
      @eolsunder Před rokem +3

      the real laughable part was that they gave that huge amount of money to those 2 worthless producers and didn't give money and hire actually talented people. If your going to spend top tier money, why wouldn't you pay top tier guys.

  • @Coramelimane
    @Coramelimane Před rokem +10

    In a recent eruption (about 10-15 years ago.) four people got caught in it. two of them were instantly vaporized by the Pyroclastic flow, and one of them died from their lungs catching fire from the super headed air. The last one managed to barely survive by hiding and using a contained breathing apparatus.
    So some medieval peasants surviving a point blank volcanic eruption and earthquake is hilarious.

    • @kamion53
      @kamion53 Před rokem

      I think you are referring to Monserat 18 July 1995

  • @whiteknightcat
    @whiteknightcat Před rokem +9

    Strong Woman: You have not seen what I have seen!
    Queen Bee: You have not seen what I can not see!

  • @laurielozano6263
    @laurielozano6263 Před rokem +10

    You historically hit EVERY realistic truth about what happens to humans who face a pyroclastic flow! THANK YOU! You bow to no one!!!! 👑

  • @csabahegedus1744
    @csabahegedus1744 Před rokem +15

    Instead of the Pompei reference I was thinking about Herculaneum that fell in the same eruption Pompei did. People there were hit by the volcanic ash at the speed of sound basically, and it was so hot that their brains blew up their skulls from the inside. In the series this pretty much happens and only random NPCs die while main cast survives without a scratch.

  • @leriava
    @leriava Před rokem +13

    Can you imagine how much more impactful it would be if when the Numenorians and Galadriel arrived the volcano had already erupted and killed everyone? We got to know the Southlanders and we would be hit by the realization that help came too late. It would make everything seem more high stakes than it is.

  • @icepicjoey
    @icepicjoey Před rokem +21

    Bad reboot and jar jar abrams, everything they touch turns to this.

    • @soothsayer1964
      @soothsayer1964 Před rokem +2

      Yep - my three favourite things in the universe - Star Wars, Star Trek and Tolkien's works, and that useless bastard and his acolytes get their filthy hands on all three. Scum of the Earth!

    • @icepicjoey
      @icepicjoey Před rokem +3

      @@soothsayer1964 Your comment appears to be shadowbanned. I can see it in my replies but its not visible on the video page itself.
      But the spam thats reported is still there.
      Way to go youtube!

  • @lucymiau5700
    @lucymiau5700 Před rokem +15

    I demand justice for the Volcano. Mt. Doom tried to do its best to go full Vesuv but all main charakters cheated with their plot armor. That's not fair.

  • @Landaz
    @Landaz Před rokem +12

    Pissing over Tolkiens grave clearly isn’t enough for Amazon, wonder if they wil dig up his corpse and present him in the last episode

  • @DerKurier95
    @DerKurier95 Před rokem +13

    Fun fact, there wasn't a single cough after being stomped by Mount doom

  • @AlexisLopez-pb8ms
    @AlexisLopez-pb8ms Před rokem +15

    So the queen is blind from embers but not from the pyroclastic flow….got it.

  • @SRMoore1178
    @SRMoore1178 Před rokem +16

    We know the doofus showrunners really liked Braveheart. That's where Galadriel's "who is this person who speaks to me as if..." line comes from. Maybe they took from Gladiator as well. Galadriel, Commander of the armies of the North.
    Galadriel is such an asshole to her "friend" Elrond that to get back at her, he bangs and marries her daughter.

  • @stonedskeptic4146
    @stonedskeptic4146 Před rokem +21

    I showed my girlfriend(who is pretty apathetic to all this stuff) the part in your video about Tolkien including his wife in his work as well as the inscriptions on the gravestones and it actually made her cry. She said that was so beautiful and sweet, then got upset afterwards when I mentioned it was pilfered and given to another character. It just shows how meaningful and real this world was to him and his family and for the writers to do something like that is the most disrespectful thing they did in this entire show.

  • @AlexanderEVtrainer
    @AlexanderEVtrainer Před rokem +10

    Don't forget that Bronwyn got shot with two arrows and THEN survived a pyroclastic eruption. Single mother plot armor is heck'n strong

    • @Shareazu
      @Shareazu Před rokem

      Only to be walking around fine a few hours later, as if nothing had happened

  • @MrJulio632
    @MrJulio632 Před rokem +18

    First was his writing
    Then was his art
    Now to disrespect one of Tolkien's most happy moments with the person he loved in the world
    Is unforgivable

  • @2Narashy
    @2Narashy Před rokem +17

    I lost it at the 'volcano bukkake'

  • @queazy03
    @queazy03 Před rokem +11

    Entire harfoot caravan makes an arduous trek spanning great distances just to travel to one fruit tree...

    • @muddhutter
      @muddhutter Před rokem +3

      Maybe the Harfoots should make an arduous trek spanning great distances to a bath house.

    • @chrispomphrett4283
      @chrispomphrett4283 Před rokem +1

      Or to a hairdresser.

  • @jacobyullman5005
    @jacobyullman5005 Před rokem +8

    Don't forget the whole thing of Queen B saying "I don't want anyone to know I'm blind" and then immediately putting on a fucking blindfold. I swear, these writers must have brain-rot.

    • @Venejan
      @Venejan Před rokem

      Come to think of it, isn't this blindness plot twist actually pretty "ableist" towards blind people? I mean, why shouldn't she want her people to know (and celebrate) the fact that she's blind? Just sayin'...

  • @Roon3808
    @Roon3808 Před rokem +13

    Wood burns at 700 degrees Fahrenheit. I guess they have super skin.

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 Před rokem +1

      or Plot Armor

    • @kathleenhensley5951
      @kathleenhensley5951 Před rokem +3

      I checked. A pyroclastic flow/surge/cloud roles over the ground at 100 miles per hour, at a temperature of 1,800 degrees F.

  • @cappy2282
    @cappy2282 Před rokem +13

    "Woman are strong and independent...so that volcano is just gonna have to deal with it"

  • @LateralTwitlerLT
    @LateralTwitlerLT Před rokem +10

    One thing: all the "bodies" one can witness in Pompeii are concrete pouring into caveties in the ground where there once *WAS* a body. It's not preserved bodies.
    That's all.

  • @MsSharondenadel
    @MsSharondenadel Před rokem +12

    This show has a unique quality : people are (re)discovering the movies and books.

    • @Malugako
      @Malugako Před rokem +2

      I hate the show so much I decided I'd read the books

  • @di3486
    @di3486 Před rokem +10

    It’s hilarious how they ghosted Peter Jackson and then tried to talk crap about him and the movies and all they did was BLATANTLY copy entire scenes from the movies🤣🤣🤣