Some of the Best of Achmed | JEFF DUNHAM

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  • There is a terrorist among us. I don’t think he accomplished anything he set out to do, but I do know he managed to blow himself up. Please help me welcome the most beloved terrorist throughout the world... Achmed the Dead Terrorist! Check out some of the "best of" moments from your favorite silencing, skeletal saboteur. Let me know in the comments what Achmed bit “keels” you?
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  • @dalekarman6387
    @dalekarman6387 Před 3 lety +3648

    Jeff Dunham is the only person that can make people cheer when saying “there’s a terrorist with us” 😂

    • @TheDeadSkeletonShow
      @TheDeadSkeletonShow Před 3 lety +14

      Ha!

    • @curtandlisa1190
      @curtandlisa1190 Před 3 lety +5

      Ok

    • @lynpowell8532
      @lynpowell8532 Před 3 lety +42

      Isn't that the truth. I love the skit where Achmed says he has pillow is. Guitar guy lost it as Jeff did. You hear Jeff saying to Brian " dont look at me". Both of them totally lost it. Jeff is dynamite at his craft.

    • @yusefdelacruz4811
      @yusefdelacruz4811 Před 3 lety +6

      Never thought I'd meet my long lost bro here

    • @paulaewen5503
      @paulaewen5503 Před 3 lety +1

      Love it

  • @cris_j
    @cris_j Před 3 lety +3004

    Achmed's parts falling off has to be one of the funniest non-intentional recurring bits on a stage anywhere.

    • @TheMokubaCosplayer
      @TheMokubaCosplayer Před 3 lety +106

      That high-pitched scream killed me

    • @lindamay9064
      @lindamay9064 Před 3 lety +104

      When the stage hand comes out with duct tape to "fix" his legs.

    • @Seth_Hezekiah
      @Seth_Hezekiah Před 3 lety +60

      I'm pretty sure those are intentional.

    • @morgancutler3900
      @morgancutler3900 Před 3 lety +28

      As well as Peanut getting thrown out of Jeff’s hands

    • @lynpowell8532
      @lynpowell8532 Před 3 lety +15

      @@lindamay9064 that was hysterical. Poor Marnell. It would be cool if Jeff designed green alien to be with Achmed ( A c phlegm ) , Walter or even Bubba J. Bubba J might use the flying saucer as a dinner plate.

  • @F21012013R
    @F21012013R Před 8 měsíci +76

    Achmed is hilarious. His face expressions are so good. And ' I kill you!' makes me laugh so hard everytime.

  • @krishanuphukan80
    @krishanuphukan80 Před rokem +51

    That last 'I kill you' is the funniest of them all. Achmed is pissed. 😅

  • @Amanapanthulu
    @Amanapanthulu Před 3 lety +3659

    Achmed has more expressions than lots of actors today

    • @smc1942
      @smc1942 Před 3 lety +93

      ...and a better personality!😄

    • @jakestickerson_1254
      @jakestickerson_1254 Před 3 lety +55

      More expressions then everyone in the live action Mulan.

    • @justsad-1392
      @justsad-1392 Před 3 lety +9

      Too troo.. acphlegm!

    • @jobob47
      @jobob47 Před 3 lety +13

      does not need the botox?

    • @camwinston5248
      @camwinston5248 Před 2 lety +14

      And a much wider range...plus you always know where he stands on an issue.

  • @scribbledoodle2003
    @scribbledoodle2003 Před 3 lety +3127

    Imagine Achmend being a librarian.
    Some guy: *makes a sound*
    Achmend: Silence! I k i l l y o u !

    • @kidawesome5577
      @kidawesome5577 Před 3 lety +88

      Actually that'd be pretty affective. Library would be quiet asf.

    • @trez_tube
      @trez_tube Před 3 lety +19

      Scribble Doodle I keel you!

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor Před 3 lety +24

      @@kidawesome5577
      No it wouldn't everyone would keel over laughing

    • @reneliebregts64
      @reneliebregts64 Před 3 lety +28

      Achmed: *grabs a bomb and lights a lighter* dont make me do it

    • @gretchenlockrey5453
      @gretchenlockrey5453 Před 3 lety +11

      That would be so freaking hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @suzannerust8658
    @suzannerust8658 Před 2 lety +640

    "The last time I had this much plastic on my chest, it exploded"
    I laughed way too hard at that line! One of the many reasons I love Achmed and Jeff.

    • @larkinp89
      @larkinp89 Před rokem +6

      For sure lol that was genius 🤣

    • @cutiepatootie4094
      @cutiepatootie4094 Před 11 měsíci +4

      To be honest, that joke had wrote itself

    • @the_good_citizen
      @the_good_citizen Před 5 měsíci

      Yeah this line was particularly funny..😂😂

    • @shadow__bubby
      @shadow__bubby Před 2 měsíci

      Frick you I was scrolling through the comments and that line popped up after I read your comment lmfao

  • @rickevans4226
    @rickevans4226 Před rokem +243

    I love how Jeff Dunham can screw up and still make people laugh and make it seem like it's part if the show.

    • @CurlyFromTheSwirly
      @CurlyFromTheSwirly Před 7 měsíci +3

      Silence! It's still funny.

    • @TrainsCatsOtherStories
      @TrainsCatsOtherStories Před měsícem +1

      Honestly I feel like ever since the "screw ups" first happened he incorporated them into the act. So there more on purpose now than screw up.

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 Před 3 lety +587

    I can't get over how stunned Achmed looked when Jeff removed his ribs.

    • @cutiepatootie4094
      @cutiepatootie4094 Před 2 lety +24

      How would you feel if someone disconnected your you know what without it hurting? Yea, stunned and pissed

    • @niveth1
      @niveth1 Před rokem

      *”I k i l l y o u”*

    • @carolwenzel3170
      @carolwenzel3170 Před rokem +2

      😂

  • @hawkeyegamer8231
    @hawkeyegamer8231 Před 3 lety +261

    Marnel!!! MARNEL BRING DUCT TAPE!! Jeff "oh he actually brought duct tape" Achmed: "surprised look"

  • @LKs_myFavs2022
    @LKs_myFavs2022 Před rokem +60

    I love all the dummies...but Achhhhmed is my FAV!!! Side-splitting funny!

  • @rayoko_tube
    @rayoko_tube Před rokem +35

    His scream at 8:02 had me rolling HAHA was not expecting that 😂

  • @jamielyndriscoll3691
    @jamielyndriscoll3691 Před 3 lety +463

    “SILENCE I KILL YOU!” Gets me everytime I love it 💀

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 Před 2 lety +13

      When Achmed loses his arm or leg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jean-mi1825
      @jean-mi1825 Před rokem +5

      Someone should sample it and use it when people are being lound in movie theater !

    • @userslinx6865
      @userslinx6865 Před rokem

      If I say that line in PUBLIC like Achmed... some body call 911. Don't try because I already test it!

    • @dalehood1846
      @dalehood1846 Před rokem +2

      Great dating line. "SILENCE, I KILL YOU!". At least for the first time.

  • @paigepriddy7715
    @paigepriddy7715 Před 3 lety +658

    Achmed is the reason I have such fun memories of running around yelling “I keel you!” As a 7 year old

    • @justsaiyanv9150
      @justsaiyanv9150 Před 3 lety +9

      Same

    • @antiqueunique2871
      @antiqueunique2871 Před 3 lety +8

      same, I was trying to remember where I saw it

    • @Asmith-1111
      @Asmith-1111 Před 3 lety +6

      Did you ever run into a wall?
      LOL not really.

    • @lovemojiheartkiss
      @lovemojiheartkiss Před 3 lety +8

      So how was the mental hospital after doing that?

    • @cutiepatootie4094
      @cutiepatootie4094 Před 2 lety +11

      Yea my teachers where so confused. Then my dad explained it to them. And they where even more confused and worried for my mental state-

  • @Falkirk2112
    @Falkirk2112 Před měsícem +107

    Who here is 2024?

  • @rickmcdonald1557
    @rickmcdonald1557 Před rokem +256

    Jeff is the greatest ventriloquist that ever lived and we are so lucky to have him in this generation and each and everyone of his videos are Pure Gold~!!

    • @davidsoto1472
      @davidsoto1472 Před rokem +6

      saw him in person 🙂 Great show he introduced URL that night lots of fun, I highly recommend spending the money it's worth it !!!!!!

    • @djtbone001a
      @djtbone001a Před rokem +1

      Nope. Jay Johnson is way better. I like Jeff but I grew up watching Jay on Soap. 😂

    • @rickmcdonald1557
      @rickmcdonald1557 Před rokem +3

      @@djtbone001a I don't know who Jay Johnson is but I'll Google him and thanks for the reply.

    • @Hodaris_Darlin
      @Hodaris_Darlin Před rokem

      He's not bad, but he's not as good as David Strassman with Ted E. Bare & Chuck Wood.

    • @John-nz5vd
      @John-nz5vd Před rokem +1

      Of all the great ventriloquists that were mentioned no one compares to the amazing Paul Winchell.

  • @seemslegit6203
    @seemslegit6203 Před 3 lety +456

    "Last time i had this much plastic on my chest, it exploded" i was laughing at that for far too long

    • @cutiepatootie4094
      @cutiepatootie4094 Před 2 lety +5

      Imagine your mom walking in on you watching this, not even a teenager, laughing at a shmecks joke. Yea that happened once. Not gonna say when, but I got slapped so hard my cheek is still sore T.T

    • @Tree_e888
      @Tree_e888 Před 2 lety +1

      @@cutiepatootie4094 sorry about that man, my parents let me watch family Guy when I was 5 years old so that would never be a problem for me!

    • @monsoon3816
      @monsoon3816 Před 2 lety

      @@cutiepatootie4094 ok

  • @haleighcrawley7713
    @haleighcrawley7713 Před 3 lety +208

    Even though he’s a terrorist, I still love him for being a sweetheart towards some audience.

  • @allenlovell1604
    @allenlovell1604 Před 2 lety +42

    How Jeff is able to keep a straight face and avoid irreversible tongue tangling is beyond me ! I love his characters, maybe he could something with some former and current politicians ? That would hilarious

  • @miryssaduncan9615
    @miryssaduncan9615 Před rokem +67

    I love how Jeff talks to them like they are real but then I remember it's all him 🤣😂

  • @julieclearythefeistyrebelg5660

    The final part of the show is beyond hilarious and Jeff being so professional kept on going on and made it even more hilarious!! Love this man, his humor and his talent!!!

  • @lilsunflower5146
    @lilsunflower5146 Před 3 lety +23

    0:01 "ladies and gentlemen, there's a terrorist among us". audience applauds

  • @rodolfobaliga7577
    @rodolfobaliga7577 Před rokem +41

    This guy jeff dunham is a multi talented when it comes in jokes entertainment, he makes your kidney blown up of laughing outloud.

    • @charleshewitt5169
      @charleshewitt5169 Před rokem

      And yet you can see his lips and throught move he Ned's to take lessons from Darcy Lyn farmer she is the best

    • @scrappydoo7887
      @scrappydoo7887 Před 11 měsíci

      @@charleshewitt5169 you're really dull .
      Can't you just enjoy an act without turning it into a pissing contest?

  • @sillyoldfrog
    @sillyoldfrog Před 2 lety +194

    Seeing Jeff perform live is number one on my bucket list.

  • @cb4337
    @cb4337 Před 3 lety +206

    ribs getting caught on the spine; rib cage coming off... Jeff's expression...PRICELESS!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JackSilver1410
    @JackSilver1410 Před 3 lety +84

    His ability to play off puppet malfunctions is legendary.

  • @jaiengore2908
    @jaiengore2908 Před rokem +26

    I’ve recently broken my femure and on nights that I can’t sleep I’m listening to Jeff. I often wonder if he realizes how many people he makes smile, even during the bad times?

  • @brenredhead3482
    @brenredhead3482 Před rokem +6

    It's the eyes that gets you when he says, "Silence I Keel You."

  • @Shinlexia
    @Shinlexia Před 3 lety +227

    To think that this is the dude who changed jeff dunhams career for the better
    I love achmed❤

    • @unknownalien3459
      @unknownalien3459 Před 3 lety +1

      it talks jeff not achmed cmon

    • @SaleBSGN
      @SaleBSGN Před 3 lety +1

      @@unknownalien3459 Really??? OMG!

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars Před 3 lety +1

      and to think it was one of his original prototypes look up dead osama.

    • @oldgoat7089
      @oldgoat7089 Před 6 měsíci

      Actually, I think that when we elected a president who looks like Walter, Jeff's career/fame was made!

  • @NERGYStudios
    @NERGYStudios Před 3 lety +284

    The only guy who can integrate a technical difficulty so seamlessly into the main act!

    • @gedjones5977
      @gedjones5977 Před 2 lety +3

      It’s more than likely that was written and rehearsed after a malfunction during rehearsals, the duct tape bit looked too practised and the stage hand was laughing when he first came on.

    • @apocalypse2819
      @apocalypse2819 Před 2 lety +10

      @@gedjones5977 you sound like such a fun person...

    • @dionlindsay2
      @dionlindsay2 Před 2 lety +2

      @@apocalypse2819 I'm with @Ged Jones on this one. It makes it even more fun that JD has thought it all through and rehearsed it. He's a performer.

  • @user-gv6ny9wt5m
    @user-gv6ny9wt5m Před 2 měsíci +2

    Jeff Dunham is a genius

  • @Pr0phetless
    @Pr0phetless Před 2 lety +62

    Goes to show the talent Jeff has where his props break unintentionally, and the crowd goes crazy

  • @jonevans5084
    @jonevans5084 Před 3 lety +156

    After Walter, (I’m a 63-year-old curmudgeon myself) Achmed is my favorite!😉👍🏻❤️🇺🇸

  • @rbaileyrb
    @rbaileyrb Před 3 lety +23

    2:18 me when i see a spider

  • @T05H18A1037
    @T05H18A1037 Před rokem +4

    7:34
    “Your ribs are caught on your spine. One second.”
    Not a sentence you hear everyday! 😄

  • @catalinache
    @catalinache Před rokem +45

    excellent show.... Loving so much both Achmed & Achmedina :)

  • @morganleo625
    @morganleo625 Před 3 lety +193

    "The last time I had this much plastic on my chest,it EXPLODED!" LOL

  • @harissououro4335
    @harissououro4335 Před 3 lety +145

    What a talent! I have great respect for you Jeff. Your name will down in the books as one of the best ventriloquist of all times. Bravo!

    • @charleshewitt5169
      @charleshewitt5169 Před rokem +1

      Are you kidding me even at twelve Darcy out performed him

    • @Ghostbusternyc
      @Ghostbusternyc Před 11 měsíci

      @@charleshewitt5169yeah, no one knows who you’re talking about. Jeff is the best.

    • @jennyfindley1514
      @jennyfindley1514 Před 10 měsíci +1

      You are an extremely talented man. My favorite puppet is Achmed the dead terrorist
      I would hope you'll be written in the school drama class for years to come 😅😅

  • @wildwillie6132
    @wildwillie6132 Před 5 měsíci +4

    I rerun this too often. Just too funny to ignore.

  • @annedorris5899
    @annedorris5899 Před rokem +11

    This guy is the best, Achmed & Peanut are my favorites

  • @Caduceus0508
    @Caduceus0508 Před 3 lety +823

    Sometimes I think the characters are real and Jeff is the dummy

  • @jamesmorrissey2297
    @jamesmorrissey2297 Před 2 lety +172

    Jeff's ability to stay in character, is amazing. Always, there are two people on stage.😀👍

  • @tessiet.santos3291
    @tessiet.santos3291 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Of all Jeff Dunham characters I love Achmed!

  • @victoriathorne8252
    @victoriathorne8252 Před rokem +3

    I love Achmed gets stuck & falls apart

  • @RaptorRecordz
    @RaptorRecordz Před 3 lety +59

    The greatest thing about Jeff is the fact that he does this so fluently so few others would ever be able to reach his level the man's a comedic genius ... Imagine having puppets as a kid and his parents thinking it's a phase to see him make absolute gold out of something viewed so mediocre ... Have and always will be a massive fan of this guy if he ever comes to liverpool or even the UK IL be there if I gotta buy the whole family tickets to see his genius in person 😁👏🏻

  • @yarningchick
    @yarningchick Před 3 lety +267

    Whatever else Jeff might be dealing with, the main point is that he will always have someone to talk to, even in quarantine.

  • @sleepymoo6130
    @sleepymoo6130 Před rokem +8

    Jeff is just awesome....the way he gets offended at his puppets is just so endearing lol x

  • @Pankaj_Agricos
    @Pankaj_Agricos Před rokem +24

    Love From India...
    I Really Love the Achmed Character... This was Too Good...when they Say "I will Kill you...." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thehigh-plainspiper9143
    @thehigh-plainspiper9143 Před 3 lety +226

    Never would have known that people would have cheered when someone says, “there is a terrorist among us”.

  • @unogazzy84
    @unogazzy84 Před 3 lety +82

    Jeff: How do you spell your name?
    Achmed: A... C... Phlegm.
    Hahahahahahaha I'm crying here.

  • @debbiebammann8444
    @debbiebammann8444 Před 2 lety +17

    Oh he's soooo funny. God bless you Jeff and your whole family. Thanks for making us laugh!

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 Před rokem +3

    That voice crack when he sings 🎵 iRAQ 🎵.

  • @lazylot9560
    @lazylot9560 Před 3 lety +52

    After watching all of Jeff Dunham's performances I feel like all his puppets are real and like they share a bond like family....Thank You Jeff Dunham 👍😂

  • @kanehawkins7008
    @kanehawkins7008 Před 3 lety +37

    Jeff Dunham is the only person on the planet who can say on a massive stage "there is a terrorist among us" and it get an applause

  • @ellencoelho16
    @ellencoelho16 Před rokem +7

    I watch these shows over and over again and still laugh till I cry! Love Achmed the best!

  • @AlolaMasked_BettyRubbleFan

    5:17
    Chipmunks doing a terrible job at harvesting be like:

  • @itsmebryangh0stboi277
    @itsmebryangh0stboi277 Před 3 lety +14

    1:46 SILENCE I KEEL YOU

  • @kenhurley4441
    @kenhurley4441 Před 3 lety +67

    A person who talks to himself,,,,, using a puppet and making things up as he goes is totally awesome! Jeff's having more fun than the audience!

  • @Aulakyria
    @Aulakyria Před 6 měsíci +3

    We need a two-hour video of Achmed !!

  • @larrybennettsr8048
    @larrybennettsr8048 Před rokem +24

    You got to be the funniest comedian I've ever seen acting it is funny he's hilarious all your other funny man I can watch him over and over and I get a kick out of your your pretty slick throwing your voice man I like it when you throw down in the box with Walter you're pretty good man I ain't seen nobody better than you you don't need to be on America's Got Talent you got that beat hands down

  • @kerriproper5843
    @kerriproper5843 Před 3 lety +30

    Every time I hear Achmed's " Jingle Bombs" song, I always crack up during his verse of the song🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @komrade_8352
    @komrade_8352 Před 3 lety +233

    Counter Terrorist Units:His hitbox is smaller since he is just a walking skeleton, get the biggest guns you can.

    • @haroldhahn7044
      @haroldhahn7044 Před 3 lety +7

      Don't be silly! He is already dead! Just keep reminding yourself that Jeff can make anything including a road kill, or a baked thanksgiving turkey, talk, and be funny!

    • @Nighthawke70
      @Nighthawke70 Před 3 lety +2

      They tried to catch him, but he left a false trail by throwing an arm and his rib cage at the cat. And so kitty being greedy, ran for it carrying his bits all over the place.

  • @rachelgarcia4301
    @rachelgarcia4301 Před rokem +19

    A+ for originality. I LOVE it!

  • @marshayoder7941
    @marshayoder7941 Před 2 lety +7

    I just amazes me how achmed can say stuff no one else can...to any audience. And get away with it! Proves we can all take each other less serious...we don't have to fight with each other all the time

  • @local_ace_case
    @local_ace_case Před 3 lety +17

    My dad introduced me to this, and Achmed was the first puppet I ever reacted to. So thank you for producing the best terrorist ever!

    • @local_ace_case
      @local_ace_case Před 3 lety +1

      One more thing: Do you think you could ever do Peanut and Achmed on stage one day?

  • @SW-fb1wh
    @SW-fb1wh Před 3 lety +72

    When I went to a Jeff Dunham show he accidentally threw Peanut, and I think he took Achmeds arm off, and he sang Jingle bombs and my dad started laughing so hard. He actually couldn't stop, and when Achmed Said I KEEL YOU, he was chuckling. Gonna be honest Peanut was one of my favorite parts of the show

  • @eddiefretwell9487
    @eddiefretwell9487 Před rokem +2

    This was the first video I saw of Jeff Dunham and every on since has been as good if not berrer

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 Před rokem +1

    “There’s a terrorist amongst us.” (cheering) “Why are you cheering? There’s an actual terrorist amongst us.”

  • @silverphantom9675
    @silverphantom9675 Před 2 lety +35

    I love how when most comedians talk about issues, Jeff Dunham uses actual characters and has conversations with them. It makes everything a hell of a lot more funny. Great stuff, I enjoy listening to your shows on Apple Music.

  • @finiteionews
    @finiteionews Před 3 lety +289

    🤔 “ ...hmmm, when Achmed farts does he ring like a wind chime?!”
    - Anthony Aaron

    • @jaynamooney9745
      @jaynamooney9745 Před 3 lety +7

      🤣🤣🤣 And now I have to clean up the coffee I spewed all over, but it was worth it!!!🤣🤣😍😍😍

    • @Ghostrob2023
      @Ghostrob2023 Před 3 lety +4

      Jeff should have that in his next show which I think would make everyone laugh so hard they end up doing it as well. Lol!!!

    • @mikerose1441
      @mikerose1441 Před 3 lety +6

      @@jaynamooney9745 Coca-Cola here, stings for a few minutes... had to rewind after clean-up

    • @magpieone9390
      @magpieone9390 Před 3 lety +5

      Thank goodness I'm drinking water right now 😆😆😆😆

    • @jaynamooney9745
      @jaynamooney9745 Před 3 lety +4

      @@magpieone9390 Right!!🤣🤣🤣🥛

  • @markordorica6940
    @markordorica6940 Před 10 dny +1

    I like this one, Mr. Achmed 😂👏😆

  • @arttynes3685
    @arttynes3685 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Achmed is the best

  • @LD-hs9iv
    @LD-hs9iv Před 3 lety +28

    "SILENCE! I KILL YOU!"
    Those words have remained with me ever since I was a child 😂

  • @SailorV1234
    @SailorV1234 Před 3 lety +54

    I give Jeff more props over everything else for being able to make jokes about accidents that happen during a show.

  • @prestonnew1523
    @prestonnew1523 Před 10 měsíci +1

    The ending I KILL YOU got me cracking up

  • @dianamccutcheon313
    @dianamccutcheon313 Před 2 lety +1

    This was very funny, gotta love Achmed

  • @MochiLofi.
    @MochiLofi. Před 3 lety +327

    Can’t wait for this and the best of Jose

  • @jonathankennedy
    @jonathankennedy Před 3 lety +61

    SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!

  • @annimerethenilsen8888
    @annimerethenilsen8888 Před rokem +4

    This is comedy on highest level!
    9:21

  • @ArtixOficial
    @ArtixOficial Před rokem +1

    Achmed is my favourite 😂😂😂

  • @levibrechbiel2183
    @levibrechbiel2183 Před 3 lety +287

    WHEN HE SAID FLESH WOUND I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THE BLACK KNIGHT FROM MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL

    • @TheMokubaCosplayer
      @TheMokubaCosplayer Před 3 lety +1

      Basically

    • @smc1942
      @smc1942 Před 3 lety +2

      Me too!😄😄😄

    • @ieatchildren7863
      @ieatchildren7863 Před 3 lety +5

      *Ţ̠̫̳̳͉̙̘͔̌̊̋͑ͯ͆̉͛ͦ̍͊͛̓͝¡̡̰͇̱̜̩̩̩̼̗̫͍̩̞̙̊ͬͭ̏̓̽͂̄̅̌͛ͥ́͛̇ͣ̇̀͡§̛̘̮̳ͮ͆̅ͫ̎͂͗̊̍͒̔ͥ͊ ̨̧̼̞̜̽̽͛̎̔́͌͗͆̂ͮ̂̎̄̽̆͟b̠̠͉͈̲͍̻̟͚̼̖̹͎͈̤̺̻ͣ̀̏ͤͬͯ͠u̙͎̞̞̩̼̘̘̰ͭ͊̔͐ͦ̕ͅt̋̑̎ͨͩ͌̌҉̢̪̞̮̩͈̹̼̱̬͉̦͠ ̸̨̳̖̬̞̺̱̹̭͕͚͓̥ͧͭ͌̈ͤ̾̒͑̕͞Æ̶̛̼͕̘̤̦̹̘͈̙̖̣͈͚̏ͫ͊́́͘ ̢̲̼̣͔̪̌͗̌̿̌͗̋ͪ̋ͯ̓͌̔̀S͑͒͊̅ͩͦ͗ͯ́҉̶̹͍͉̮̹̠͖͔̫̪͓͝ͅç̵͈͕͔̳̘̳̹̳͈͙̳̺̺̳̎̾̈́̎̋͐̒ͦͩ̏͒̒͊̇̒͟͞ͅr̨̢̫̱̖̮̮͉͐͊̇̓͌̌̍͒̄̏̉͗̉͊̄̚Ā̞̥͎͎̘̩̜̫̣͇͍̜̬̣̜̋̿̈́̽ͤ̈̈̂́ͤ͊͠ţ̸̷̸̦͔̤̠̼̖̞͔͍̫̲͖͉̗̃͌̊̎͂͐̓̓ͣ͋̚̚Č̵̡̠͓̱͍̱̮̪͙͚̟̰̤̤̽̌͋̂͑̑̽̿ͦ̎ͩ̏ͧ̎̎̀̚͜h͎̞̝̞͕̯͎͉͈̙͔͑̌̔̇̈́͂̒͐ͭͥͫ̊̅͊̽̀́̕͟*

    • @tradewins
      @tradewins Před 3 lety +1

      All comedians steal material from others. It's just amazing to me that Jeff apparently thought nobody would notice he stole that line!

    • @oxtailpuncake1211
      @oxtailpuncake1211 Před 3 lety +2

      i think all of us did

  • @audry-annaedwards6903
    @audry-annaedwards6903 Před 3 lety +10

    8:24
    Whar is a skeleton (ACHMED) favorite snack?
    SPARE RIBS!!!!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Achmed: I kill you.
    Me:Then I have a bone to pick with you!!!!

  • @Alfie86
    @Alfie86 Před rokem +1

    Jeff it's amazing. Make the crowd blow.

  • @user-mr6jh3yc2z
    @user-mr6jh3yc2z Před měsícem +1

    The funniest 😂 stuff I have seen it never goes old just love the way he does this

  • @Orca19904
    @Orca19904 Před 3 lety +28

    I hadn't seen that bit from Controlled Chaos yet; the part where Jeff accidentally pulled Achmed's entire ribcage off had me absolutely laughing my ass off! XD

  • @kenr7715
    @kenr7715 Před 3 lety +24

    OMG, I LOVED THIS!! Can't wait to show my wife this evening. She works in healthcare field and could really use the laughter. Thank you!!!

  • @CyclopsFromMUGEN
    @CyclopsFromMUGEN Před rokem +1

    7:16 I ABSOLUTELY DIED AT THIS PART.

  • @Marielitza1
    @Marielitza1 Před rokem +1

    This man is really, really HANDSOME!!

  • @nicolestewart
    @nicolestewart Před 3 lety +33

    This never gets old 😂

  • @Panwere36
    @Panwere36 Před 3 lety +45

    Achmed is the reason that you are one of (if not still THE) most popular comedians in the Middle East! Thank you and God Bless you for "allowing" Achmed to be in your act!!

  • @PRBLMatic671
    @PRBLMatic671 Před rokem +22

    Some people say he's the side character.
    Some people say he's the antagonist.
    But I say he's the hero.

  • @markkristof7294
    @markkristof7294 Před rokem +2

    God I love Jeff and Achmed. It's just genius like all the people cheer up when he said, there's terrorist amongst them 🤣

  • @tobiasripper4124
    @tobiasripper4124 Před 3 lety +30

    after all these years im still laughing so hard at "poliosis".. that was just brillant. "help! im twisted and i can't get up!"

    • @christinab.2864
      @christinab.2864 Před 3 lety

      Oh you mean the whole I can set up now, actually no you can’t?

    • @tobiasripper4124
      @tobiasripper4124 Před 3 lety +3

      @@christinab.2864 no i don't think it was that. it was a christmas special in milwaukee. guitar guy was there... he was CRYING! and jeff could barelly keep it together himself because of that one. then jeff goes "i forgot where we were" and achmed "milwauwkee you asshole!".

  • @zekesteed4185
    @zekesteed4185 Před 3 lety +22

    That song jingle bombs always gets me where it hurts.
    I love how melodramatic Achmed is.

  • @Sky2015100
    @Sky2015100 Před měsícem

    I absolutely love when things malfunction and he goes along with it intentional or not it’s gold ❤

  • @the_good_citizen
    @the_good_citizen Před 5 měsíci +1

    I just don't get it how a skeleton can be so lifelike AND funny!!
    This is really the best show ever! 🤣🤣

  • @thefreestyleskater8256
    @thefreestyleskater8256 Před 3 lety +88

    my favorite achmed is when he was dressed up in minding the monsters

  • @thetrashcansystem
    @thetrashcansystem Před 3 lety +46

    omg i died when his ribs came off xD the technical difficulties with the puppets are the funniest. i notice most of em happen with Achmed xD

    • @MegaRazorback
      @MegaRazorback Před 3 lety +5

      "Well maybe if you fed me a sandwich every once in a while THIS SHIT WOULDN'T HAPPEN!!!!!!!

  • @lauraklotz968
    @lauraklotz968 Před 2 lety +1

    Some of the comments that have come up about Jeff being almost 60 and what he's accomplished in his life what a better job could you have the loving what you do and be worth millions and millions of dollars I applaud you Jeff!!! Besides that you've made so many people laugh, and laughter is the best medicine!

  • @cory980
    @cory980 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Achmed is my favorite!!!