That is so true. I’ve had a injured heel for a couple of weeks now and I’m convinced foot injuries are the worst. Even worse than rib injuries and those really suck too.
only one from those blue collar comedy tours i could stand. liked him.... he just reminded me i loved him.... when you sit through 45 minutes of fxckery to hear someone... YOU MIGHT BE A WHITE-HEAD!~
But , when the wheel flew the fuck off, flew the fuck off your van, it spun you into a dimension of pissed off you've never been in before in your life.
I once got out of my car in Baltimore city and stepped into a dead pigeon. But considering it was Baltimore, I felt fortunate it wasn't a dead crackhead.
Ron I'm 25 and I've loved you since I was 15 or 16.you that flithy amazing funny ass that everyone loves good hearted old school country soul.my daddy who isn't with us no more loved you and his friend who died let me borrow one of your DVDs and I still got it and the tater salad one got all 3 plus blue comedy I'll never get tired of listening to your crazy amazing stories.
As someonewho is broken his foot/feet a good 4- 5 times combined, both sides, brakes in the foot aren't all that bad. It just feels like you're walking on marbles or rocks or something, like you have rocksin your socks, or shoes, when the bones, the metatarsals, are broken and not supported/fixed... And you're walking on them. Cuts, on the other hand are a little bit more troublesome and annoying even though they're probably less... "dangerous" or whatever. Lotta veins in the bottom of your foot oh, sure I guess it could be a bit more dangerous as well... I'd say when I tore my ACL and my knee would hyperextend and buckle and Bo loosey-goosey and shit when I was walking always caused more worry and concern then any of the times I broke my foot or slashed my foot or had an infection in my foot (injected crushed up Dilaudid tablets into my foot[veins, not foot muscle or whatever and ended up with cellulitis which turned into sepsis & bacteria on my heart valves called endocarditis which almost killed me back in 2014.... But anyways ....).
Ron - I love all of the other excuses as to why you just passed out, but I've been that drunk. That's the only reason you passed out and didn't give af! Lmfaooo
Good shirt. Drunk, stuck, and Bleeding. I broke all my toes on my left foot after a huge grill my dad was repairing fell on my foot,I freaked out from the pain and my foot being pinned under this huge piece of metal so I jerked my foot out and ripped off all my toenails.Very very vivid memory!
@@bobbythecajun7869I bet it did!! Same here, All I could do was scream. The pain plus panicking made it to wear I couldn't even think of words, just shrieking.People who haven't experienced it don't realize how much it actually hurts.Even if it's just a toe or two can be extremely painful.
I was expecting some crazy store. Dude went to the store with no shoes on in Texas during the summer (???) and stepped in shit. Like no duh, that's what shoes are for.
Once I literally watched a dude at the mall walking funny and then shake his pants and a turd rolled out on the ground. I don't know if anyone stepped in it.
A few days ago I stepped on a round piece of metal it left a 1inch cut in the arch of my foot and that hurt enough. I couldn't imagine 13 stitches in the arch of my foot.
I had a lawn mowing job a few years ago and I had to mow a strip next to a busy highway. I had a 60" Dixie Chopper and it was a beast. I would be mowing along and hit a diaper that had been tossed out of a car window and it was like hitting a baby shit bomb. I sprayed that shit 40 yards and made a cloud that several cars drove through. All the sudden I see brake lights and hear squealing tires. This woman gets out and is piss off as you can get. She's heading towards me when I hit a trucker bomb, which is a jug of piss they throw out so they can keep on truckin'. It was a one gallon milk jug and it shot out a cloud of piss. This time the wind blows it back onto me now I am as pissed off as I have ever been. She took one look at me and decided it was best if she just left. I quit on the spot. Left the mower sitting there with baby shit and trucker piss all over it. They tried withholding my last check to pay for the cleaning. No way pal. No way.
I tripped over my own feet and my foot folded in half and broke my bridge. My toes folded under and touched my arch on my right foot. I was barefooted. I laid in the floor with my teeth chattering and moaning for 10 min. It was agonizing pain. Worst I've ever felt too. Just so intense and sharp pain. My whole foot was purple within 10-15 minutes.
@@richardroberts4355 oh ya i bet i couldnt walk on mine fully for a year after every step was fallowed with a sharp pain up my leg from my heel, ive broke ribs and my hands and have been in a coma from being jumped and hit with a brick in my head!! And nothing felt like the foot
"Stuck, Drunk, and Bleeding" would be a great title for his next album.
or a good description of my first marriage.......Hey OOOOO
Sounds like the ending to a snuff porn instead
@@slowpokebr549 boom chaka laka.
"Sounds like a country song."
Proverb of life learned from Ron White:
If you ever find yourself having stepped in broken glass, don't take another step and cut the other foot.
If you ever wondered what a Marlboro would sound like if it could talk
Lmao fuckin ay spot on!😂
BaaaaaH
How does this only have 65 likes bro ..
As American as apple pie. Why ask why?
Lindsay Lohan?
Ron White is hands down one of the best comics ever!!!! He stands by what he believes in and that makes him a great man as well!
He was talking about shitty diapers then said let me switch the subject off politics.... Sounds about right
Perfect comment.
I'm glad I always wear shoes outside. Get fucked sandal wearers
And it went completely over Joe's head as usual.
Ron White made a rookie mistake. You ALWAYS have to wear shoes in Houston.
New diamond industry slogan :
Diamonds; that'll shut her up.
My favorite Ron White bit.
I can respect that Ron doesn’t talk politics. So many comedians want to be divisive.
Yeah but you can’t stand behind a man who won’t take a stand
@@marcusmoore5191 You don't have to stand behind him, just enjoy the comedy.
Ron White 2019 only on HBO "Drunk, Stuck, N' Bleedin'"
Am I the only one hoping Mr Tater Salad will be in the DeadWood movie?
Happy Rogan let’s Ron actually tell his stories. Ron White is authentic and awesome!
Thisll get us off politics.... translation,we aren't going to talk politics understand joe?!😁😒
JR...Dr Phil, Ron White, my favorite guests 👍
Smart business man to avoid politics and just make people laugh.
Yep he even said my audience is split. Taking a side wouldn't do anything except make it harder to gas up his jet.
@@martiokrzesik5015that's assuming he has a jet. Me I'm unvaccinated.
That feeling of stepping in a shitty diaper and it squeezes between your toes. Yup, politics will make you feel that way too, Ron.
Ron White is a legend
That is so true. I’ve had a injured heel for a couple of weeks now and I’m convinced foot injuries are the worst. Even worse than rib injuries and those really suck too.
The only man to make Dr. Phil put his head in his hands in amazement.
Ive always liked Ron white but I like him more now
only one from those blue collar comedy tours i could stand. liked him.... he just reminded me i loved him.... when you sit through 45 minutes of fxckery to hear someone... YOU MIGHT BE A WHITE-HEAD!~
I have bronchitis and I lost my shit when I heard this and almost choked to death
Somebody get this man some shoes.
Ron White is content
That's true in both senses!
@@icemilk8248 haha yea it is
never insult a comic, they always have great putdowns
But , when the wheel flew the fuck off, flew the fuck off your van, it spun you into a dimension of pissed off you've never been in before in your life.
HA. My wife wasn't paying attention thought he got 13 stitches from stepping on a shitty diaper 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Dave The Window Licker now that’s quality
Now thats funny!!
I once got out of my car in Baltimore city and stepped into a dead pigeon.
But considering it was Baltimore, I felt fortunate it wasn't a dead crackhead.
The worst part of this is you had to get out of your car in Baltimore.
My city aint for the weak hearted lol
The dead crack head was one parking spot down.. you just got lucky.
How can you step "into" a dead pigeon? Sounds like you were in Boston attending a public high school.
@@Kube_Dog
Because the pigeon was squished by a car.
It looked like someone ran over a cherry pie with feathers.
Joe looks crazy as hell in that thumbnail
I thought the wheel falling off his van in Chicago was the maddest he had ever been...
Dude, I'm fucking dying😂😂😂 I was having dinner at my mom's and listening to this we were busting a gut😂😂😂
Ron is my favorite comedian since George Carlin.
Ron White is a bad ass
Ron White... The epic storyteller
Ron I'm 25 and I've loved you since I was 15 or 16.you that flithy amazing funny ass that everyone loves good hearted old school country soul.my daddy who isn't with us no more loved you and his friend who died let me borrow one of your DVDs and I still got it and the tater salad one got all 3 plus blue comedy I'll never get tired of listening to your crazy amazing stories.
I almost threw up, Ron. Well done.
"I didn't know how to combat it" 😂😂😂
i've been in the exact situation as him with the glass in my foot. I have nerve damage from it lol
lol
1:48 joe literary shat himself thinking about this baby shat😂
XD XD XD XD
That baby poop story made me laugh so HARD
Ron White is hilarious!
This is the hardest I have laughed in way too long!!! Thank you Ron White!!
Broken Glass Everywhere! lol
"Getting stuck"-situations is my weakpoint also. I could throw a bluewhale when I'm that angry
EyesOfByes yoo😭😭
You are so fucking right about foot injuries.
2:00 what i love about RW is it is always relatable.
I have seen run live. He is the best
Mom and pop machine shop commercial on CZcams.. Sounds like Jamie on Joe Rogan.. Took me 39 seconds to realize it was a commercial lol.
Thanks, joe I was eating a banana.
Joe who cares about a shoulder injury cause once you hurt your foot you really realize how much you need them Rogan ...!!!!!!!!
I did a similar thing with a broken cola bottle once. Six stitches in the arch of my foot. Crutches for three weeks. Sucked. And I wasn’t even drunk!
It wasn't the pamper. It was the foot in the pamper that did it!
Damn, you guys are quick as hell! Even the actual JRE channel doesn't have the interview up yet!
Oh, that makes sense lol, thought it was some other guy that they just allowed to do it.
Love that he quotes “Stripes” out of all the Bill Murray movies.
You have to love Ron he’s fucking awesome!!!
I don't HAVE to love any one
Foot injury blows. But thumb injury is also surprising annoying. Can’t open a goddamn door nob, or even google search how to fix it. lol
I am a huge RW fan and always will be.
Rons kryptonite baby shyte on his foot. Interesting xD
I love Ron’s Texas accent: “green baby she-it”
Joe “call people by their first and last name like Joe Diaz” Rogan
Well when u know more than 2 people in life u have to be specific.
Whenever you're in doubt... Quote Bill Murray. Good Practice for All of us
As someonewho is broken his foot/feet a good 4- 5 times combined, both sides, brakes in the foot aren't all that bad. It just feels like you're walking on marbles or rocks or something, like you have rocksin your socks, or shoes, when the bones, the metatarsals, are broken and not supported/fixed... And you're walking on them.
Cuts, on the other hand are a little bit more troublesome and annoying even though they're probably less... "dangerous" or whatever. Lotta veins in the bottom of your foot oh, sure I guess it could be a bit more dangerous as well... I'd say when I tore my ACL and my knee would hyperextend and buckle and Bo loosey-goosey and shit when I was walking always caused more worry and concern then any of the times I broke my foot or slashed my foot or had an infection in my foot (injected crushed up Dilaudid tablets into my foot[veins, not foot muscle or whatever and ended up with cellulitis which turned into sepsis & bacteria on my heart valves called endocarditis which almost killed me back in 2014.... But anyways ....).
I’m glad I’m not the only one who stepped in a shitty dapper in Houston
3:54 damn alcohol is one hell of a drug, he saw he was bleeding heavily and he just went back to bed lol, fuckin hell
Ron "stuck n drunk n bleedin" White
Ron - I love all of the other excuses as to why you just passed out, but I've been that drunk. That's the only reason you passed out and didn't give af! Lmfaooo
I like Ron White he's a true American
The diaper story is hilarious.
Mental note; wear shoes
Good shirt. Drunk, stuck, and Bleeding. I broke all my toes on my left foot after a huge grill my dad was repairing fell on my foot,I freaked out from the pain and my foot being pinned under this huge piece of metal so I jerked my foot out and ripped off all my toenails.Very very vivid memory!
@@bobbythecajun7869I bet it did!! Same here, All I could do was scream. The pain plus panicking made it to wear I couldn't even think of words, just shrieking.People who haven't experienced it don't realize how much it actually hurts.Even if it's just a toe or two can be extremely painful.
I can’t decide which story is worse.
I hate stepping in both of those things equally.
Yup summer in houston can b hot as F!!!!
Ive seen this guy at the liquor store a few times. Suwanee, Ga
My mom lives there
lolol wtf would you do after stepping bare foot into a used diaper... cut the foot off--solid move!
Don’t listen to politics from: celebrities, comedians, comedian celebrities.. also celebrities. And a lot of times politicians
Yes and random people on Facebook.
I was expecting some crazy store. Dude went to the store with no shoes on in Texas during the summer (???) and stepped in shit. Like no duh, that's what shoes are for.
Once I literally watched a dude at the mall walking funny and then shake his pants and a turd rolled out on the ground. I don't know if anyone stepped in it.
Shit happens
You should’ve said “Hey guy, you dropped something!!!”
I just read that in Ron White's voice.
Dude don't lose your shit!
always keep a flashlight near the bed
A few days ago I stepped on a round piece of metal it left a 1inch cut in the arch of my foot and that hurt enough. I couldn't imagine 13 stitches in the arch of my foot.
Ya gotta love Ron!😁
Joe “what is tater salad” Rogan
I had a lawn mowing job a few years ago and I had to mow a strip next to a busy highway. I had a 60" Dixie Chopper and it was a beast. I would be mowing along and hit a diaper that had been tossed out of a car window and it was like hitting a baby shit bomb. I sprayed that shit 40 yards and made a cloud that several cars drove through. All the sudden I see brake lights and hear squealing tires. This woman gets out and is piss off as you can get. She's heading towards me when I hit a trucker bomb, which is a jug of piss they throw out so they can keep on truckin'. It was a one gallon milk jug and it shot out a cloud of piss. This time the wind blows it back onto me now I am as pissed off as I have ever been. She took one look at me and decided it was best if she just left. I quit on the spot. Left the mower sitting there with baby shit and trucker piss all over it. They tried withholding my last check to pay for the cleaning. No way pal. No way.
That baby diaper story omg😂
Don't mess with his feet haha
Ron is a treasure.
I've broke the bridge in my foot and fractured the ball of my heel on the same foot the absolute worst pain I've ever gone through my life
I tripped over my own feet and my foot folded in half and broke my bridge. My toes folded under and touched my arch on my right foot. I was barefooted. I laid in the floor with my teeth chattering and moaning for 10 min. It was agonizing pain. Worst I've ever felt too. Just so intense and sharp pain. My whole foot was purple within 10-15 minutes.
@@richardroberts4355 oh ya i bet i couldnt walk on mine fully for a year after every step was fallowed with a sharp pain up my leg from my heel, ive broke ribs and my hands and have been in a coma from being jumped and hit with a brick in my head!! And nothing felt like the foot
Damnit I was eating
Hopefully it wasn't split pea soup.
Hell yea ron kiwi supports u
Who's Ron Kiwi?
Love ron white!!! Tater salad is the man!!
Always stepping in something
Chuck the quilt & pillows on the floor then walk out 🤷🏻♂️
Ron White, the epitome of a dirty, yet funny old man!
Ouch! Ron White!
Much better than those two guys talking about obesity LOL! Thank you
Why would that be funny? you think Rogan is Obese? thats either a really flat joke, or you are just dumb as a rock.
Talking about the previous guests. That was the topic
Please animate the diaper story!
Ron White < John McClane
How Southern is Ron White that both of the worst situations he's been in he was barefoot?
He should have thrown all his blankets and pillows on the floor and then walked over the glass without getting stuck again.
@NoPain NoGain I don't think that would work very good for the small shards
then no blankets and pillows to go back to sleep lol
Joseph "James" Rogan
Joe “wow” Rogan
ouch!
The irony of this conversation is that since he's done that he literally has stepped in s***
"All the plants will die......." From the movie Stripes