Sad and true as soon as you follow the orders things will come easy deviate from the orders things get complicated and you have brothers and sister die rules we have was get in get out go home.
@@ThatInternetGuy420 it’s a reference to a youtuber who goes by the name “angrycops” he’s a ex-drill sgt and he does commentary on military stuff and he says that saying frequently
Seriously, everything he said is true. Easiest way to get through boot camp is not to think and just do. Accept everything they say as reality. It’s temporary.
@@anewf8724you have the freedom to one day say i don’t want to do this anymore, and leave your family, work, and the place you live. That’s the difference between being a “tool” and a working man. You don’t work to live, you work for money to have a private abode built by others on the land owned by someone else, food that others grew and raised for you to eat, clothes that other people crafted, electricity that is from the work of others who mine coal and oil etc. basically the point I’m trying to make is, life isn’t as controlling as people make it out to be, and we have a lot more power over the direction of our lives than most of us think we do. Think of the world as your home, we were initially a nomadic race. Travelling is one of the greatest joys in life, and if you relocate not too regularly, can actually end up saving you some money which you can put to use in other convenient ways.
"There's more than one way to reach this goal. Yes, to each his own. My motivation was far different from them." (Jesus most likes I've gotten on a text)
Thinking gets in the way of the plan. You ever been in charge of anything, then someone you delegated a task to tries to make it easier by doing it a different way, which in turn screws everything up? There are positions in each group. The leader must think, the follower must do what they are told and nothing more.
@@rpgairmail3918 Sounds like skills we learned during a leadership course at Ft. Picket....At one particular challenge, someone had to be the sacrifice because not all of us could make it across, so I made a decision for it to be someone else, no way would it be me, I.... I mean WE😏...wanted to win😂. I was the sacrifice the following year, and you already know the outcome of that.😆
Ooohh i thought you meant his platoon actually died in the drill i was wondering how do you get your platoon killed during a drill rather than he just failed the drill
@Stretchisonyt I shit you not, the family sold the car for bribe money so the mom could get into Iraq illegally and she dragged him home. After that, it explores each family member more and gives each of the kids besides the eldest a savant like skill. The eldest basically ends up a roadie for a shitty band, Malcolm is told by his family he will have to fight his entire life and never have an east day until he's dead, but he will become president and then someone in power will finally understand the struggle of being impoverished. Reese becomes a master chef and loves it. Dewy is a musical prodigy, literally writing plays and masterpieces before he turns 14. The baby Jamie is still a baby. And at the end of the last episode Lois gets pregnant again. Even knowing the ending, each episode is a treat.
@@SoccKicks This episode is a big rip off of the movie Forrest Gump. Drill Sargeant: Gump, what is your purpose in this army? Gump: To do whatever you tell me too drill Sargeant DS: Dammit Gump that is the best answer I've ever heard, you are goddammed gifted.
Well, he is a hero coz he listens his own thoughts for his friend, I mean he saved every1, even his chies was screaminghim to stop. 'AAAH, A SNAKE BITES ME'
Wait, the drill instructor was spraying the hose for Reese while he did push ups? What a nice man. In my experience you have to do both at the same time while getting screamed at for not being able to do the impossible..
E-5 is the perfect enlisted rank. You're too senior for the crap details & you're too junior for any real heat to come down on you when something goes wrong.
And to explain this scean. (Spoilers of course) Reese ran away from home and joined the military after he caught his girlfriend cheating on him with his brother Malcolm.
"I just stopped thinking....im the worlds happiest tool" 😂😂😂😂😂
Sad yet funny
Sad and true as soon as you follow the orders things will come easy deviate from the orders things get complicated and you have brothers and sister die rules we have was get in get out go home.
A tool is useless once it has no one that needs to use it.
Thinking*
Isn't this the dude from dune?
The fact he was almost to tears was hilarious ngl
What movie or TV show is it
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He wasn’t crying, he was showing happiness
@@TACHANKAMAlN tears of joy
@@Dum_scienceMalcom in the Middle
Legit thought he was going to say "My drill sergeant senses are tingling, and that can mean only one thing!"
Yeah u need locked tf up y wld u think that
I want your profile picture. do you know which actor used that mask?
@@ThatInternetGuy420 it’s a reference to a youtuber who goes by the name “angrycops” he’s a ex-drill sgt and he does commentary on military stuff and he says that saying frequently
@@ThatInternetGuy420wtf are you talking about?
@@bigred913yeah, I think he’s tripping on something, that doesn’t sound wrong to me at all.
"I'm waiting for you to tell me!" I love that line.
Me too baby. Say it to me
@@zerg113 dawg what 💀
@@zerg113 . . .no
@@zerg113what the fuck
@@zerg113Bro down bad 😂
Drill sergeant: You’re not allowed to die
Still got his squad killed. Drill Sargent didn't say anything about them
He is now immortal
He does not have permission to die
“And that’s how I’m still alive, 1,732 years later.”
ok will not die
“You must be proud of yourself”
“I’m waiting for you to tell me”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fr man, after that sentence he almost cried
He wasn’t issued pride yet
I have a home boy like this that was in the army
Story of my life
No he said he is waiting what to do next
In case you were wondering the show is called Malcolm in the middle and it’s amazing.
Wow it’s were I don’t need that info and it’s the first one were I find the info
Fr good show
I miss that show. ❤
Just started watching it, got caught off guard, because I didn't expect that type of comedy from what looked so innocent. It is brilliant!
the fireworks at night was my favorite
you know you made your drill sergeant proud when he almost hugs you
‘My drill Sergeants breath is not my concern’, bro is absolutely fearless 😂😂😂
He is literally stopped using his brain and became allah
Remember when he was in this scare Straight program😂😂😂😂
😂
Maid man
I don't get it
"A soldier like u comes around every thousand years"
Forrest gump: YES!
That's not what he said.
@@imhoteptheunsullied3000 I think you misunderstood the comment.
@@imhoteptheunsullied3000you tool
“Whatever you tell me drill sergeant”
It’s Reese
As a veteran: That bed is indeed miraculous, the best I’ve ever seen.
The show is called Malcolm in the middle for those who were wondering
What is it on
@@Thegoatedits514 Hulu
Is that cristian bale????
@@darmawanrendy4481 no sorry
@@Thegoatedits514 its on hulu i think, i just watch it on popcorn time but you got to have vpn for it
'A soldier like you comes along once in a thousand years'...I thought he was going to cry 😅
He was almost feel like to cry
He did... Off screen.
@@FatChanceTheCouchDog u mean burst in laughter
I thought I was going to die 🤣
That line had me creasing 😂😂😂
Drill sergeant hasn't been blessed with a recruit like that since Forrest Gump 😂
Or Donald Trump
@@Andrew-df1dr donald trump was never a soldier or even in the military
@@ISuckATdemmons I know. I was playing with words.
@@Andrew-df1dr
You're so smart.🙄😏
@@MichaelSHartman Der
Drill sergeant: "you're not allowed to die"
The soldier: goes berserk
Seriously, everything he said is true. Easiest way to get through boot camp is not to think and just do. Accept everything they say as reality. It’s temporary.
"I'm just a happy tool!"
Something no one would want to be.
No one here
But aren't we all tools for the world and are family's. We all do what we told to do by the government and the ones who pays us for are work.
@@anewf8724you have the freedom to one day say i don’t want to do this anymore, and leave your family, work, and the place you live. That’s the difference between being a “tool” and a working man. You don’t work to live, you work for money to have a private abode built by others on the land owned by someone else, food that others grew and raised for you to eat, clothes that other people crafted, electricity that is from the work of others who mine coal and oil etc. basically the point I’m trying to make is, life isn’t as controlling as people make it out to be, and we have a lot more power over the direction of our lives than most of us think we do. Think of the world as your home, we were initially a nomadic race. Travelling is one of the greatest joys in life, and if you relocate not too regularly, can actually end up saving you some money which you can put to use in other convenient ways.
You'd be wildly suprised. Ignorance is bliss is not just something people like to say. Some people are happier this way.
Movie name
“A soldier like you comes around every thousand years” bro says it like he’s lived 1000 years 💀
he had to pay off a lost his own mark one power armor.
The hat holds the collective consciousness of all those who wore it before. This is the way
or he knew the last one to exist did so a thousand years ago?..
Drill Instructor ancestral memory. Once you get the hat, it's all there...
bro is yuji itadori 💀💀
"I'm waiting for you to tell me" had me dead
What is the movie pls ?
@@sollargyt7828 malcolm in the middle
@@joshea7861 thank u
Malcom in the middle is one of the best shows ever!!
He has risen above and become... a legend... oh thats right, your not dealing with the Average American soldier anymore...
"There's more than one way to reach this goal. Yes, to each his own. My motivation was far different from them."
(Jesus most likes I've gotten on a text)
I see what you did there 😂and I know where it's from. Respect 🫡
He is now a... Super soldier!
Frieza punching air rn lol
Love u and love this
"My God.
A soldier like you comes along once in a thousand years" 😔 😟
😂
😂
and then swiftly dies
IL on top
@@postblitzl
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Dude moved the Drill Sergeant to tears 😂
Melcom in the middle is on of the best shows ever
"He commands the Sun and rain, I am just a human stain".....I hollered 😭
Growing up I never heard this one, this one is completely different from the original one
@@Soto-kt1bz what’s the original one
@@jacobthebluelobster6010my drill Sargent helps me learn, I am just a lonely worm, hence the Sargent calling them maggots
For anyone wondering this show is called “Malcom in the middle” it’s on hulu
Holy shit... this is malcom in the middle?!
Really????
@@Cr3reeper Yup season 5 ep 21 . I thought it was a joke so i looked it up :P
I can't believe I didn't realize this was Reese! I couldn't figure out where I knew him from
its also on disney plus
The only guy who made the drill sergeant cry 😂
I’m literally the same way- everyday is the same and when you find the right people and life just seems good yk 🤷🏽♀️
being fool is what they wanted in us
no some idiots just doesn't need to think and follow the best of the troop and society. meth heads should never think for themselves
Thinking gets in the way of the plan. You ever been in charge of anything, then someone you delegated a task to tries to make it easier by doing it a different way, which in turn screws everything up? There are positions in each group. The leader must think, the follower must do what they are told and nothing more.
What is the program called
@@Dum_science I think it is malcolm
@@rpgairmail3918 Sounds like skills we learned during a leadership course at Ft. Picket....At one particular challenge, someone had to be the sacrifice because not all of us could make it across, so I made a decision for it to be someone else, no way would it be me, I.... I mean WE😏...wanted to win😂. I was the sacrifice the following year, and you already know the outcome of that.😆
"my drill sergeant's breath is not my concern"🤣
This one made me lose it😂
His cover might be. I thought the Campaign Hat was only used by Corps DI's.
This is the comment I was looking for😂
Drill sergeant almost tear up...he so proud😂
That drill Sargent couldn’t be more proud of him😂😂
"I'm waiting for you to tell me" shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did 😂😂😂
Yeah that line got me good😂😂😂
Show name: Malcolm in the Middle
Im scrolling my ass off for the name, thanks bro XD
Thx
Thx
Fan of the show too?
Same il it@@user-kt1di5bk3z
"You must be proud of yourself"
"I dont know if i am or not... i am waiting for you to tell me"😂😂😂😂😂
"You must be Proud of yourself son"
"I don't know, im waiting for you to tell me 😀"
Bro qualified for the no questions asked squad.
SCP Red Right Hand member in the making
TV Show: Malcom in the middle
Episode: "Reese joins the army"
Not a film,just a TV show
Appreciate it. Like the other dude said, it’s a tv episode
@@MrGrenade121 No problem, I just edited it 👍
Great show. Just like young Sheldon just Malcolm was a total dork and his mom & dad were real life white trash lol
When his hair is trimmed, that's better CGI than supermans mustache
Blud got a low-taper fade💀💀
And then he made Reese a squad leader and he got his platoon killed (in a drill) because no one told him how to lead
Lol
Was looking for this comment.
Ooohh i thought you meant his platoon actually died in the drill i was wondering how do you get your platoon killed during a drill rather than he just failed the drill
I thought Reese was hilarious! Loved that show.
@@Lloyd_Waterit can happen. But it’s very rare
This is literally Reese's dream job. I wish they just left him in the army and continued Malcolm in the Middle like this 😂
What happened?
He went out, radios cut out, and ran away showing up back home
@Stretchisonyt I shit you not, the family sold the car for bribe money so the mom could get into Iraq illegally and she dragged him home.
After that, it explores each family member more and gives each of the kids besides the eldest a savant like skill.
The eldest basically ends up a roadie for a shitty band, Malcolm is told by his family he will have to fight his entire life and never have an east day until he's dead, but he will become president and then someone in power will finally understand the struggle of being impoverished.
Reese becomes a master chef and loves it.
Dewy is a musical prodigy, literally writing plays and masterpieces before he turns 14.
The baby Jamie is still a baby. And at the end of the last episode Lois gets pregnant again.
Even knowing the ending, each episode is a treat.
@@gorenatorthey sold the car for travel money
Ripped off Forest Gump almost verbatim .
Bro was so proud... i lost it 😂😂
The shows called Malcom in the middle its a really good show to watch with your family
"A soldier like you comes a long once in a thousand years!" 😂😂😂😂😂
"Good god damn Gump. You're a fuxking genius!"
Looking for this comment
what
@@SoccKicks This episode is a big rip off of the movie Forrest Gump.
Drill Sargeant: Gump, what is your purpose in this army?
Gump: To do whatever you tell me too drill Sargeant
DS: Dammit Gump that is the best answer I've ever heard, you are goddammed gifted.
@@stinkwink695 ohhh Forest gump is the nickname the westerns call him, got it
Those're some great tips! Thank you!
only way to make a drill sergeant cry
"well the pack I figured I could just get off a dead guy"😂😂😂
-"I'm waiting for you to tell me"
-"Oh god a soldier like you comes once in a thousand years"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I didn't appreciate this show enough when it was on the air. Need to go back and watch through it again sometime soon.
I love this very much. One of my favorite series.
If you want to know the name of the show it is called:
Malcom In the Middle
What episode
There are 7 seasons so I dont really remember
Thanks any way I’ll find it
@@Reucro-7000it’s season 5 episode 21 i think
Thank you this why I hate CZcams shorts they never add the title
That is why Forest Gumb was so good in the army..
You know its true.. Gumb did not think about it..
Yeah
Well, he is a hero coz he listens his own thoughts for his friend, I mean he saved every1, even his chies was screaminghim to stop.
'AAAH, A SNAKE BITES ME'
Gump*
it’s gump* lol, like in the movie title
Nah, Gump ran like hell when he got his DD 214. He knows 😂
This is exactly my dad's experience in basic except the "it gets easier if you don't think and just do." revelation was almost immediate for him.
Dude made a 360 degree turn by turnin of the power on the brain cells
Holy crap if there was a Phineas and ferb live action he would be Phineas
My gwad so true
After you said this I thought he kinda sounds like him.
"My Drill Sergeant's breath is not my concern!" .... I'm dying!!
“I Am jUsT a HuMaN STaiN”
Bro just turned out to be the sharpest tool in the shed
"A 1000 years" got me lmao 🤣🤣🤣
You must be proud? I'm waiting for you to tell me😂😂
nah the headset sent is crazy 💀💀
“I’m the world’s happiest tool” 💀💀💀
“My drill sergeant’s breath is not my concern“💀💀
Our government officials from the lowest to the highest would all like us to be like that
And a lot of us are tools because we do what we are told are, or else we don't get what we want in life.
The headset dent on Troop's head is crazy
He’s right, a soldier like that only comes along once every thousand years.
“He commands the sun and rain iam just a human stain” had me geekin
he just dissed him self at the end
Congratulations. You played yourself.
Genius . Made me proud 👏
"i stopped thinking" 💀
The Drill Sergeant getting teary eyed 😂
"I just stopped thinking....im the worlds happiest tool"
“You must be proud of yourself”
“I’m waiting for you to tell me”
fr that got me cracked up
Haku and Zabuzas relationship in one video:
Wait, the drill instructor was spraying the hose for Reese while he did push ups? What a nice man. In my experience you have to do both at the same time while getting screamed at for not being able to do the impossible..
"My drill sergeants breath is not my concern" 😆😂🤣😭
So much honesty
Mom: We have full metal jacket at home
Full metal jacket at home:
Finally someone who said fmj
Man's straight from Forrest Gump
This makes sense on a million year old profession. Where every single move is planned and documented🎉
The show is "Malcom In the Middle"
thx
"I just stopped thinking" that joint hit. Not thinking will get you allllll the way up to E5. Then the thoughts of your joes will be your doom 😂
E-5 is the perfect enlisted rank.
You're too senior for the crap details & you're too junior for any real heat to come down on you when something goes wrong.
@@doughesson this right here
i miss watching this show on weeknight television
Malcom in the middle was such a good show
If u make the Sargent proud then you’re the next super soldier
The show is called Malcom in the middle great show and he’s Reese Malcom’s older brother recommend watching if you like the Simpsonz
Thanks
Do I need to watch SimpsonGT or can I skip to SimpsonSuper?
And to explain this scean. (Spoilers of course)
Reese ran away from home and joined the military after he caught his girlfriend cheating on him with his brother Malcolm.
Thx
I love this show i watch all the time its on my tv rb
He is the first soldier that put a tear in a drill sergeant eyes.
he loves his Drill Sergeant.
Brother just found someone who's super soldier material. The people love a good soldier but the government loves a good tool.
Bro made drill sergeant emotional.
Got damn that ending was funny 😂
The sergeant got blessed 😂😂😂
A soldier like you comes once in a thousand years 😂
"HE COMMANDS THE SUN AND RAIN I AM JUST A HUMAN STAIN" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯
bro is spittin absolute fire bars 🔥🔥🔥🗣
“Im just waiting for you to tell me!”
Gets me every time
Malcom’s in the middle is such a great show
drill sergeant: boy you stay here i don't want you to die!
Malcom in the middle is one of the best shows ever 😂😂
I know
Bro has a headphone dent😂😂😂
When he said "I'm waiting for you to tell me"
The drill sergeant creamed his pants.😂