George Santos: Bring On The Ethics Investigation
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- čas přidán 16. 02. 2023
- Rep. George Santos returns to The Late Show to show Stephen what “sorry” looks like, and to share what he’s been up to since resigning from his committee assignments. Special thanks to our friend Harvey Guillén!
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Side note: we need an Avengers style crossover with John Lithgow's Giuliani, Laura Benanti's Melania, and Harvey Guillen's Santos
When a pathological liar tells you that he doesn't know how to act as if he's sorry, that is a huge red flag.
Actually, the only true thing he has said!
"Santos" is the red flag
Couldn't it be a lie as well?
@@pickledragonrebel there has been a deluge of red flags at least since 2015. He is the court jester equivalent. An amusing distraction but “We “ are not amused, if i am not mistaken.
That's s sociopath. At least a psychopath knows how to emulate emotions such as remorse.
If the GOP was a person, it would have the honesty of George Santos, the brains of Lauren Boebert, the compassion of Marjorie Traitor Greene, the morals of Matt Gaetze, the integrity of Lindsey Graham, the spine of Kevin McCarthy and the personality of tRump.
Nailed it.
Courage of Hawley , relationship skills of Gosar, loyalty of Cruz, sobreity of Giuliani,respect for elders of Rick Scott...
Wow George Santos is a psychopath. "What does sorry even look like?" It doesn't get much psychopathic.
I am sure that George Santos only feels sorry that he has been caught. He is a depraved, selfish, amoral man who abuses and swindles all around him. But about this specific soundbite, be aware that it is clearly only part of a larger sentence. There is a good chance that the actual, full sentence has a different meaning.
@@terraincognita3749 He's a fuckin' nutjob. This whole "what does sorry even look like" comment (full or parial context) harkens back to Ivanka's "I don't know what it means to be complicit" bullshit. This lying, stealing, loser totally copied/channeled her because they are both total narcissistic psychopaths as we can all plainly see: czcams.com/video/Cw0xln927lc/video.html
He has common traits of a serial killer.
He’s psychopathetic.
Nailed it...he has no remorse....is a chameleon....what's he abusing besides food ya think?
Harvey Guillén is PERFECTION as Santos again! EMMY! Writers are truly brilliant! 🙌🌟🔥👏🎉
Harvey Guillen is killing it- I never knew how versatile ‘Gizmo’ was until he played Santos. Brilliant casting and writing from Stephen’s creative team.
That guy who plays Santos - there's something familiar about him...
Brilliant? Santos telling lies? This crap was tired on day one. Played out on day two. We’re on day 90.
@@emilgilels very PUNNY👍🏻👏👏
I think we need to keep George Santos around as a national treasure; however, he should be exhibited in Ripleys believe it or not, in a baboon cage, or in Ringling Brothers museum, not in Congress.
@@carlodave9 there is nothing brilliant about him, but I’m sure the DSM has a description of him.
"Give me $365,000 or I'll throw the puppies in the air fryer"
Pure comedy Gold!!!!!! LMAO
“I want to talk about your personal life.”
“Which one?!?”
😂😂😂Comedic GOLD😅
"I've behaved as if I'm sorry. I don't know what looking sorry looks like".
If someone asked me what movie that was a line from, I would have guessed American Psycho.
Cross check every movie he claims to have written and it's likely a line of dialogue!!! LoL!!
Happy to see Harvey Guillén back as George Santos! He's hilarious 😂
@[h3] Podcast Highlights Shouldn't you get back to bitching about Hillary's missing emails ?
Guillen and the writers knock it out of the park again--especially with the "more attractive" complaint and fourth-wall-busting delivery!
I love Harvey Guillén! Kudos to The Late Show in bringing him in as Santos!
LSSC has always done the damn thing when it comes to "famous appearances": Laura Bernanti as Milania; John Lithgow as Rudi Giuliani..... The only "famous" appearance that was better than The LSSC's line-up was Jimmy Kimmel with Mike Pillow.
Harvey Guillen cheekily 'breaking character' when mentioning better looking actors playing George Santos 🤣 Harvey's the gift that keeps on giving!
That was precious indeed.
SO good.
Love this man , Stephen Colbert is an American treasure!!!!!!!
Great to see Harvey Guillén as Santos again.
He's so good in what we do in the shadows.
@@cautiouslyhopeful He is. It's a wonderful cast. I can't wait for the next season.
This was my introduction to him and he’s fantastic! I love how Stephen has Broadway folks on as political figures. Laura Benanti who did Melania was absolutely hilarious. I hadn’t laughed that hard in a long time.
@@tobybartlett Watch What We Do In The Shadows then. He's my favorite character in the show. He's hilarious ^_^
I love Gizmo
Harvey Guillén is hilarious! Love him on What We Do In The Shadows!
Guillermo as santos is hilarious 😂
I can hear Nandor yelling at him.
"Guillermo, bring me the sacrificial blood knife!"
"Sorry Master, but we sold that off a few years ago... You remember?"
Fucking guy!!
"I've behaved as if I'm sorry" that is a line that a sociopath says
My thoughts exactly!! He is trying to mimic a feeling he doesn't have😱
Anything we can do to get rid of Santos, I'm in.
Let’s actually vet people we send to congress going forward too! Novel idea…
When Santos said he didn’t know how to look “sorry” for something, that may have been the first and only time he has told the truth.
(Good luck with your Lenten goal, Stephen! 😂😂😂😂😂💥)
If I'd told my Mom "Uh... I BEHAVED as if I was sorry." as a kid... I'd still be limping today.
'Look, I said the words of an apology. What more do you want?'
@@Tao_Tology omg - I heard that so often
@@l.w.4701 😄
"Sooooooohhh-weeeeeeee"
'There, I said it.'
@@Tao_TologyDo the Zoidberg "Apology Dance"
Lol
Santos doesn't understand that if you ARE sorry, the look usually takes care of itself....
"More lies from the Amish media." 😆
The puppies were like we can not have any affiliation with Santos.
Dogs are generally pretty good judges of character -- or lack thereof.
So true they were let meee gooo
This reminds me of how much I miss Laura “Oh Stephen” Benanti’s impression of Melania Trump.
That was the real Melania and you can't convince me otherwise with your fakestream news
The shrill scream “HELLO STEPHEN!” will forever be engrained in my memory and I love it. Whenever I see a clip of Melania I hear Laura Benanti’s voice and I am 100% cool with that. When Steph Myers does his Trump screaming at “Mel” I wish Laura could answer in that hilarious voice.
@@tobybartlett That would be hilarious!
They need to call her back.... For an update on life after White House.
@@tobybartlett Perfect crossover
Every step he takes,
Every law he breaks,
Every lie he states,
Every claim he makes
We'll be dissing him!
Harvey Guillén is always awesome!
And more believable and more attractive. Guillén for NY-3!
Harvey Guillén is chefs kiss in this role.
He is just a perfect player in this circus of selfish incompetence that needs to clean the house up! 🙃 Thanks Stephen for starting this day off with a smile!
I love Harvey so much and so glad he is getting this exposure. What a sweetheart!
I love Harvey Guillen as Santos, he delivers every time. Just like on WWDITS.
That Santos actor was in to it and having fun with it. Enjoyable.
Harvey just nails this character.
ROFLMAO, l don't know this "George Santos" but he was awesome, thanks Colbert. 😂❤️👍
Oh Harvey Guillén, never stop acting :)
Santos, the gift that keeps on taking.
YAAAYYY!!!! More Harvey!! More Harvey!!! He's sooo damn good!!!
"No ethics." 🤣🤣🤣
"I don't know what being sorry looks like" isn't something someone who's sorry needs to say. It's something someone wanting to act sorry says.
Or it just confirms, he’s a sociopath.
Lol That Santos bit 🤣
'What does sorry look like? No really, idk what sorry looks like, please show me so I can copy it.'
😂 😂
Guillén is a national treasure. The Amish Media 😂🤣 Can’t wait until “What We Do in the Shadows” starts up again.
Easy watch from me every time you have Harvey Guillén, the parody of George Santos is just the cherry on top
Harvey Guillen is so funny! The downside of George Santos resigning is not seeing Guillen's impersonation anymore.
For looks alone, "Guillermo" is the PERFECT George Santos 😂
I am here for this impersonation forever and ever and ever!
Yes! This insanity almost writes itself because George just keeps getting exposed either by evidence or… his idiotic mouth and I am loving it!
What a way to start my work day!! A huge dose of laughter and I'm out the door 😆!!!HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE
Have a great day.
Best George Santos impersonator. 💙
I love this guy playing Santos!!! He wasted no time the second he came on his facial expression did it for me i couldnt stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Harvey, so glad to see him here
The actor is on What We Do In The Shadows and is hilarious. He also is minor character in the new Jack Reacher show.
"the AMISH MEDIA"!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"What does sorry even look like?" That's something 'Dexter' would have practiced as a teen. "NOT sorry" is what we all see on his face.
While no person of great faith, I respect and marvel the proposed restraint and sacrifice that such a refusal would entail Stephen!
You know, with how frequent Santos’s lies, I won’t be surprised if Harvey becomes as frequent as Laura Benanti
Everyone mentions the volleyball but leaves out the knee replacements. That's the best part of that story.
“No Ethics” could apply to anybody in the GOP.
💯
No brains either.
It could apply to any person. Thus hardly surprising it could apply to somebody in the GOP.
Is the Reverend Sharpton really going to be here, or just anothed iteration of George Santos?
Fax
The guy playing George Santos is a whole lot better than the real George Santos
Watch What We Do In the Shadows!
Harvey Guillen for George Santos 2024
Most of us are.
Mind Begs the Question:
To support and aid an Apartheid State
Democratic,Fascist?
Wait a minute. Are you saying there's a real George Santos?
Harvey nailed it again! That was great.
"I don't know what sad looks like"
Me: of course you don't, no psychopath does or knows what empathy is
Omg this guy who plays santos is fantastic !!!!!
He needs his own show!!!
What We Do In The Shadows. It's not his own show... but it kinda is :P
He does, it's called What We Do in the Shadows and it's incredible. You're in for a treat :D
Love Harvey Guillen!
Harvey doing the kissy lips makes his portrayal transcendent
The actor portraying Santos is HYSTERICAL!!!! I nearly did a spit take all over my keyboard
I love Harvey's impersonation of Santos - it's hilarious!
Just when you think the GOP can't get any more despicable.
Mind Begs the Question:
To support and aid an Apartheid State
Democratic,Fascist?
That guy does a really good Santos 😂
The Santos bit had me dying laughing.
Please bring in Harvey whenever Santos does anything about anything. These sections are pure gold.
That darn Armish media!
Thank you so much Steven & team for making it possible to watch all your brilliant Late Shows here in Bali for the last few years..🙏🍀💥💯🌺🙏
I wish I could watch Stephen from Bali too!
Thats Stephen with a “ph”😂
@@askew9976 thank you so much for this important info! I hope the Master will forgive me..😉🍀🌺🙏
@@bluekitty3731 trust me - Bali is not what it used to be anymore.. very sad.. I've been living here now for 23 years after I lived and worked in NY for a few years.. I am originally German, going to visit my family in NY again next month.. I CAN HARDLY WAIT after not being there for 10 years.. I used to be a very happy New Yorker.. maybe I will move back there again.. Astungkare we say in Bali..🙏🍀🌺🙏
@@jochenkaufmann4931 Bali is not sad now, it just disappoints you nostalgia. Bali is much more prosperous, with less suffering than it was 23 years ago. Culture is still alive and vibrant, and like all places and things, evolving all the time. Matur suksme 🙏
Looking sorry looks like resigning. That's what it looks like DB.
LOVe seeing Harvey Guillén ! I demand more Harvey Guillén. He is funny and gooooregous
Hanging out with vampires for many seasons is a great prerequisite for any GOP member of Congress so I wish he'd lean into that.
George Santos stands with Herschel Walker in support of the werewolf community.
Dude that's an insult to vampires! What did they ever do to deserve to be lumped in with those feinds in human form known as the GOP.
... maybe Rudy needs a roommate 🤔
🤣🤣🤣
Wait until Nandor finds out!
@@tubruton maybe lindsie needs a roommate -
GS: I’ll even throw in an airfryer.
SC: I don’t need an airfryer.
GS: no! I mean give me the money or I’ll throw them in the airfryer.
That exchange had me dying. Harvey is hilarious 😭
Harvey and the writers are killing it! 😂
Harvey Guillen is a national treasure.
I’d vote for this George Santos because he takes such good care of Nandor.
George Santoss telling a reporter not to be disingenuous is a classic
The GOP are masters at psychological projection, aren't they?
It's not him
@@notreally2406 It's not?
@@notreally2406 he is referring to the REAL interview. 🙄🙄
How ironic? 🙂
The spirit of Amy Sedaris is alive in Harvey Guillen (and, thank goodness, Amy Sedaris). Those faces!!!!
2:35 Tell us you're a full-blown sociopath without telling us you're a -certified clinical psychologist with a degree from Baruch- a sociopath.
My love for Harvey knows no bounds
“I don’t know what looking sorry looks like,” is a classic symptom of a sociopath !!!!
Santos saw "Everything Everywhere All The Time" and thought it was a self-help mantra!
@@caronstout354 🤣👏👏
I noticed that too!! It also means that he has NO empathy, which means that he doesn’t know how to feel that emotion, and no, he doesn’t feel remorse for the things that he’s done because he didn’t see any wrongdoing. He’s a dangerous individual that shouldn’t be making decisions for or on behalf of others. Because he doesn’t have their well being at heart at all. He truly only cares about how he can con others because lying makes him happy.
'Ugh, which one?' - brilliant!
Hands down Harvey Guillén is perfect as Santos. How do you turn someone stupidly evil and ridiculous into a joke? Leave it to Stephen and his team to meet expectations and crush em
I would take Harvey in congress over Santos in a heartbeat.
So dang funny!!!! Thanks Harvey!
Santos is not a bug of the GOP.... he's a feature.
The actor playing Santos is on fire!
Best versions of George Santos ever.!
You guys can’t take off anymore. I missed you immensely last week!! Your show highlights make my mornings.
Harvey Guillen almost makes me like George Santos. He's just so freaking awesome.
Harvey is easily the best Santos in Late Night. Jon Lovitz seemed like he couldn't care less and was just playing himself. Nelson Franklin is a very funny actor and he obviously looks like George Santos but he's not really playing the character as much as being himself while wearing glasses. I'm not including Bowen Yang. As it always does SNL goes a little over the top and it strays from reality which is already funny enough. Harvey is the perfect version of being a little heightened while still staying true to how Santos comes across and sounds. Great choice as always. The Late Show always gets the best people for these impersonations. John Lithgow is a standout and my personal favourite Laura Benanti is very much missed as Melania Trump. She was incredible.
That's talent to break Colbert and not break yourself.
“George Santos” is going to cry about how unfunny this is tomorrow (exactly like he did last time).
Yes, but then he will steal some more Amish puppies and feel better.
Amish puppy mills are *exactly* the type of business I'd expect Mr Santos to be mixed up with, tbh
So if Santos calls this unfunny and he only tells lies - than this must be funny!
Well done! 😂❤That’s all that needs to be said!
This man is speedrunning the world record for most lies.
Oh my God it's Harvey from ABC's Huge from years ago I loved that show and I love him. He is hilarious and he is killing it 🔥👍🔥👍🤩
Keep it up Stephen, George and Santos is going to go around and say he's your best friend. 🤣🤣🤣😂
So funny 😂🤣
And those sweet puppies were icing on the cake 🥰
If you don't want late night talk shows to make fun of you, don't do things that give them just cause to make fun of you.
George Santoss telling a reporter not to be disingenuous is a classicc
He was yelling at his other personalities.
This actor is fantastic. So funny.