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  • čas přidán 28. 05. 2014
  • Patch these Cabbage heads up!
    Totally Obsessed with Cabbage Patch Kids.
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  • @amandagrace31
    @amandagrace31 Před 4 lety +830

    Imagine them having a custody battle over Kevin if they divorce.

  • @BooBotta
    @BooBotta Před 4 lety +612

    The disappointment in her mother’s voice when they started talking about their daughter

  • @pinkroses9418
    @pinkroses9418 Před 5 lety +416

    vicki:*kills herself because of abuse and neglect*
    parents:
    parents:
    parents:
    parents:well, we still have kevin

  • @coledoucette5116
    @coledoucette5116 Před 6 lety +1258

    This is honestly a great concept for a horror movie

  • @chittochan3552
    @chittochan3552 Před 8 lety +937

    I feel bad for the sister. Her parents put a doll, a non living thing, over their real daughter. Like, WTF.,

    • @Dnkwiz
      @Dnkwiz Před 8 lety +36

      I thought they were deluded, but fairly innocent enough, but that was the tipping point of making them utter freaks.

    • @craigbeade8654
      @craigbeade8654 Před 8 lety +53

      ya i thought they were doing this because they couldn't have kids and felt bad for them, but when i found that out... God damn

    • @xtremepatryk2687
      @xtremepatryk2687 Před 8 lety +10

      ikr they are mentally disabled

    • @bat-z3286
      @bat-z3286 Před 7 lety

      +Greg Erble its just like boom b*tch

    • @lukeskywalker1724
      @lukeskywalker1724 Před 7 lety +6

      Jada Rodriguez what if Kevin is possessed!!!!😱😱😱

  • @edgarallanpoestheblackcat6613

    Their poor daughter, favoring a lifeless doll over her.

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 Před 7 lety +20

      qt schartner The doll doesn't have a soul! The girl does!

    • @xx_paigec._xx6427
      @xx_paigec._xx6427 Před 7 lety +11

      they got the doll. A dog. She couldn't have a dog but a cABBAGE PATCH KID GOT MORE FUN IN ITS LIFE THAN A REAL HUMAN

    • @sugarcane1234
      @sugarcane1234 Před 7 lety +35

      I know what you mean. I feel so heart broken for her. They spoil something that is not able to appreciate it and they basically treat the daughter like she is a 2nd class citizen.

    • @Zzsmuf
      @Zzsmuf Před 3 lety +1

      Reminds me of Robert the doll.

    • @pinkparasollise9646
      @pinkparasollise9646 Před 2 lety

      "Murphy Brown" actress Candice Bergen, in her autobiography, wrote that she had the same issue with dad Edgar who made his living with Charlie McCarthy.

  • @burrito4614
    @burrito4614 Před 5 lety +420

    he’s easy going, quiet, behaved
    *you don’t say?*

    • @michaelperrotta8340
      @michaelperrotta8340 Před 4 lety +6

      He is a doll

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 Před 3 lety +3

      Trying to think of literally any other personality traits for ' Kevin'
      "Ummmm...."

    • @Alexis-le1cd
      @Alexis-le1cd Před rokem +1

      @@michaelperrotta8340 wow i didnt know

  • @pidgon7465
    @pidgon7465 Před 6 lety +398

    0:51 I’m dead, the doll is just sitting there t posing

    • @neptuneflower9156
      @neptuneflower9156 Před 5 lety +3

      😂

    • @nyxol3664
      @nyxol3664 Před 5 lety +19

      Asserting his dominance to the Actual living child

    • @Roarxez
      @Roarxez Před 4 lety

      Pidgón it’s face is just: 😐

    • @sarahl.5748
      @sarahl.5748 Před 4 lety +1

      Dead 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 Před 3 lety

      @@nyxol3664 breakfast lunch and Dinner every day. Just Kevin: LOOMING.
      As a wise man once said 3:33 "How bizarre"

  • @spaceye
    @spaceye Před 8 lety +663

    This one is fucked up because it actually impacts the life of someone who isn't involved with the obsession. The other obsessed people, it's just something they really like to do and it doesn't affect anyone else. They can do whatever they want. But here, they're depriving their own daughter of love and affection for the doll. And the worst part is that the daughter vocally disapproves of it.

    • @Bobvindy
      @Bobvindy Před 8 lety +8

      +spaceye but from the way she words it, it seems she views him as real too like a real brother, so she is a bit loony too

    • @fallout4jones950
      @fallout4jones950 Před 8 lety +6

      I can recommend a lunatic asylum for these people

    • @SpeediraWindira
      @SpeediraWindira Před 8 lety +40

      +Bobvindy
      She was probably forced into playing along with this crap for so long that she gave up and let him be 'real'.

    • @Bobvindy
      @Bobvindy Před 8 lety +8

      SpeediraWindira
      the brainwashing hit her too hard lol

    • @acmanga8393
      @acmanga8393 Před 8 lety +1

      +Fallout4 Jones I approve your name greatly

  • @GarrettSpring
    @GarrettSpring Před 8 lety +411

    What if when they were driving and ... Kevin, just flew out the window and into a river... And went over a waterfall...

    • @ThePsychicCellPhones
      @ThePsychicCellPhones Před 8 lety +13

      I think they would grieve, then just get a new doll that looks exactly like Kevin

    • @Aly_224
      @Aly_224 Před 8 lety +2

      +BellaFiore1987 Ikr I'm dying

    • @yacomytaco7393
      @yacomytaco7393 Před 8 lety +11

      +Garrett Spring I would honestly pay a million dollars to see that. Like I'm not even kidding...

    • @Belvnox
      @Belvnox Před 8 lety +5

      +TheSingingGardener 1 Anyone else want to eat that doll alive? I'm so hungry for Kevin.

    • @ThePsychicCellPhones
      @ThePsychicCellPhones Před 8 lety +2

      Belvnox ಠ_ಠ

  • @TheProwler44
    @TheProwler44 Před 4 lety +272

    So she takes care of fake children but she doesn’t care of her real daughter

    • @TheProwler44
      @TheProwler44 Před 4 lety +7

      This is reatarted

    • @sicksickBacon
      @sicksickBacon Před 3 lety +4

      @@TheProwler44 not as retarded as that spelling

    • @Musiclover19
      @Musiclover19 Před 3 lety +3

      She looks pretty healthy to me, so it looks to me like she’s been taken care pretty well.
      Besides this segment is staged, they’re actually just super hardcore collectors of PKD. Check out the Vice video that covers the craze, where they show their collection. It’s still creepy sure. But they don’t actually believe a doll is real.

    • @MJW238
      @MJW238 Před 3 lety +1

      Her daughter is like 40 - she can take care of herself.
      Probably got the doll as a substitute once she left home.

    • @Musiclover19
      @Musiclover19 Před 3 lety +2

      @@MJW238 Actually as I stated they’re HARDCORE collectors or were cause I think they either are still trying or have sold off their whole collection, yes including their “son” Kevin.
      Even though this video focus on one doll and has this couple portrayed as some nuts to believe to be their son. Like I said, that was JUST for this show though. They actually have THOUSANDS of those creepy (and ugly) Cabbage Patch kids dolls that they spent probably more than a MILLION dollars on in their lifetime. They definitely didn’t just buying dolls when their daughter was adult, they spent not just a lot of money into their collection but a LOT of years as well.
      So yeah, they’re still a bit odd overall, just not “we believe dolls are living kids of others” weird. It’s too bad a show like this wanted to make what was in actual just big collectors and SUPER fans and portray them as geeks and losers that out of touch with reality. I would have liked the show better if they just showed off these people super awesome collections, especially that TMNT super fan lady, but instead of making her look like just a big TMNT fan and collector they made her look like a loser who’s in debt for TMNT and has to eat Pizza with bizarre toppings like they did in the cartoon, neither of which were true.

  • @jackpez
    @jackpez Před 6 lety +752

    Honestly these people disgust me. Take some time and bond with your actual daughter and not that plastic garbage Kevin. I feel so bad for her

    • @elizabethhazel15
      @elizabethhazel15 Před 5 lety +9

      Dude it's a joke man come on! They are trolling! Clearly!

    • @cellosareawesome
      @cellosareawesome Před 4 lety +35

      It was just for tv. They were actually just serious collectors. They recently sold the majority of their collection a few years ago

    • @pebbleslove2908
      @pebbleslove2908 Před 4 lety +5

      Everyones judgeing these people like cmon everyone loves something

    • @BerniceBowling
      @BerniceBowling Před 4 lety +7

      I was told that the people who did this interview with them told them to act like that for the camera.

    • @nooraqueen2716
      @nooraqueen2716 Před 4 lety +7

      elizabeth hazel it’s not actually a joke they went into a show years later and they have their own cabbage kid organization

  • @Bayonettamachinekill
    @Bayonettamachinekill Před 8 lety +278

    millions of children in the orphanage don't have parents and they are treating a piece of plastic as a child.

    • @rachela.5311
      @rachela.5311 Před 7 lety +34

      Because they can completely control everything about it. I wouldn't trust these people with a real life baby.

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 Před 7 lety

      qt schartner Heartless

    • @darkclaw8959
      @darkclaw8959 Před 6 lety

      Rachel Ann, yeah I was thinking similar thoughts

    • @daphnehanson7959
      @daphnehanson7959 Před 6 lety

      *cloth

    • @carrasco2011sc
      @carrasco2011sc Před 6 lety +2

      Bayonettamachinekill They are not responsible for those kids though. These people are free to do whatever they want and what makes them happy.

  • @Blackiecomics
    @Blackiecomics Před 7 lety +851

    So let me get this straight. A deflated potato with a face is ranked higher than an actual living breathing human girl?
    This is what i call REAL child abuse.

    • @TheAlexgallardo2000
      @TheAlexgallardo2000 Před 5 lety +8

      Blackiecomics DEFLATED POTATO OMG SKSKSKKSSKMSLSMSMdmsmdmdmdmsmzmxmckzdmmssmmz

    • @STANKYXXLPOO
      @STANKYXXLPOO Před 5 lety +12

      Ur right omfg

    • @freddiestranger9783
      @freddiestranger9783 Před 3 lety +6

      ATTENTION: PLEASE GIVE YOUR LIFE TO THE LORD JESUS CHRIST WHO LOVES YOU SO VERY MUCH 💟 DO NOT GO TO HELL ♨️🔥

    • @preparetoholdyourcolour7080
      @preparetoholdyourcolour7080 Před 3 lety +5

      This comment made me laugh so hard 🤣

    • @stormylockhart2267
      @stormylockhart2267 Před 3 lety +4

      @@freddiestranger9783 dude I know but chill don’t talk like we are going hell

  • @finnmcjeff4877
    @finnmcjeff4877 Před 6 lety +272

    Almost all the songs in the background were Gorillaz, like if you noticed.

  • @alyssarasmussen1723
    @alyssarasmussen1723 Před 5 lety +85

    When the favorited child is a doll.

    • @Robin_DoesArt
      @Robin_DoesArt Před 4 lety +2

      Alyssa Rasmussen, I will rage if this ever happened to me.

  • @zanedestiny
    @zanedestiny Před 9 lety +186

    At first I assumed the doll was perhaps a coping mechanism for the parents. Perhaps they lost a child or weren't able to have children.....then you find out they have a daughter...

    • @majormana1
      @majormana1 Před 9 lety +5

      Whom was one when they got the stupid doll.

    • @hanacat1000
      @hanacat1000 Před 9 lety +3

      My thoughts exactly :/

    • @donaldobama6305
      @donaldobama6305 Před 9 lety +2

      And that the daughter plays along with it...

    • @majormana1
      @majormana1 Před 9 lety +14

      Jake Valdivia
      Ththe doll has sadly been her brother sense she was just 1 yrs . She know. No different and they treat her doll brother more like human. then they seem to treat her.

  • @twoponypals1504
    @twoponypals1504 Před 8 lety +460

    If I were the sister of that doll, I would literally burn it in a raging bonfire. Why don't they love their ACTUAL child? Seriously, that poor girl got no love or attention since she was a little girl. Breaks my heart. 💔

    • @bat-z3286
      @bat-z3286 Před 7 lety +3

      daaaaaammmmnnn

    • @girlyfawn
      @girlyfawn Před 7 lety +15

      Two Pony Pals I WOULD BURN THE FRICK OUT IF THAT DOLL WOW THEY RATHER ' LOVE A STUPID DOLL MORE THAN THEIR ACTUAL REAL DAUGHTER!?😤💔

    • @thecrowoverlord2463
      @thecrowoverlord2463 Před 7 lety +15

      Most of these people showcased on totally obsessed, especially the cabbage patch ones, need to be fucking thrown into a mental hospital. If that doesn't help, just have them shot. Society isn't safe with these crazies and their insane fetishes running rampant.

    • @okurcute
      @okurcute Před 7 lety +1

      Cococlass99 LPS it's possessed

    • @mememonster5791
      @mememonster5791 Před 7 lety +4

      i know right j would blow up the doll

  • @leannezezeski-sass2773
    @leannezezeski-sass2773 Před 4 lety +75

    1:57 it's totally illegal to have a kid on your lap in the driver's seat like that

  • @crystalzepeda2176
    @crystalzepeda2176 Před 5 lety +43

    In Stephan King’s words “we are all crazy, some just show it more than others.”

  • @Dilemmaps3
    @Dilemmaps3 Před 9 lety +298

    Those parents are either insane or are the most epic trolls in the history of trolls with their daughter being their troll victim.

    • @mader2302
      @mader2302 Před 8 lety +17

      +Dilemmaps3 Or it's just a family of trolls.

    • @blueefanta8710
      @blueefanta8710 Před 8 lety +2

      Watch out for a troll on these comments QT SCHARTNER seriously bro god

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 Před 6 lety +1

      i'm not retarded

  • @yellowblob405
    @yellowblob405 Před 6 lety +722

    The poor daughter.. Kevin gets WAY more attention then her.
    He is NOT real, And she is.. They really need to fix their lives and spend time with their daughter rather then a stupid doll.

    • @nickcooper665
      @nickcooper665 Před 5 lety +4

      True

    • @ch33seymuffin
      @ch33seymuffin Před 5 lety +9

      Thats sad

    • @progold7607
      @progold7607 Před 5 lety +4

      Agreed

    • @missmonster539
      @missmonster539 Před 5 lety +19

      If I was their daughter, I’d burn that bloody doll

    • @supermarioworld3362
      @supermarioworld3362 Před 5 lety +8

      I don’t know. Which makes me to believe that the parents may be suffering from paranoid schizophrenia “a real mental illness characterized by delusions and hallucinations”

  • @franciskandt6660
    @franciskandt6660 Před 5 lety +31

    Dad: “Ok Kevin its time to go to bed”
    Kevin: “help me”

  • @lime5595
    @lime5595 Před 5 lety +67

    If anyone has watched "The Boy" this is it in real life.

  • @blueberryboi9426
    @blueberryboi9426 Před 7 lety +219

    "Kevin" looks like he's in constant, unending agony

    • @ByakuganWhite
      @ByakuganWhite Před 6 lety +4

      He's a Cabbage Patch Kid. They all look like that.

    • @keybyss98
      @keybyss98 Před 5 lety +1

      I'd be that way if I looked like a deflated potato, too.

  • @lisatheboywonder6744
    @lisatheboywonder6744 Před 7 lety +239

    My guess is that the daughter and her parents are not on speaking terms anymore.

    • @louisecooper7472
      @louisecooper7472 Před 5 lety +4

      Cheap Cooking Channel I collect dolls and make clothes and stuff for them but I go nowhere near this level

    • @maddisynwholikesmusicals5444
      @maddisynwholikesmusicals5444 Před 4 lety +2

      Louise Cooper I can’t have a kid cause of medical reasons, and I got a reborn doll and bring him with me to the store,parents,etc. But I don’t think he’s real.

  • @ejp3292000
    @ejp3292000 Před 6 lety +523

    Please stop associating Gorillaz with this.

    • @mr.hamborger9602
      @mr.hamborger9602 Před 5 lety +25

      Satan must of been involved with this to have Gorillaz in it.

    • @mr.hamborger9602
      @mr.hamborger9602 Před 5 lety +21

      He probably remade the 19-2000 video so that instead of cranking into turbo to boost over the bridge he probably just drove himself off the bridge after watching this.

    • @omarbriseno-ferreira3579
      @omarbriseno-ferreira3579 Před 5 lety +2

      Yes

    • @char1ie3000
      @char1ie3000 Před 5 lety +2

      Yass

    • @papajoey2928
      @papajoey2928 Před 5 lety +10

      I was looking 4 this comment

  • @hayleyh9207
    @hayleyh9207 Před 6 lety +17

    “Here comes the funny farm that’s where they’re gonna end up”😂

  • @pencilstreak9
    @pencilstreak9 Před 8 lety +285

    "My favorite little kid."
    Fucking WOW.

  • @brianself4958
    @brianself4958 Před 7 lety +151

    Just imagine one guy that's totally obsessed with the show totally obsessed.

  • @emiliechris5865
    @emiliechris5865 Před 4 lety +55

    So how would you describe your doll-son?
    He's quiet.

  • @kainrevolutionboy4759
    @kainrevolutionboy4759 Před 6 lety +53

    Everyone focusing on the Gorillaz more than the fact that they're RAISING A PIECE OF PLASTIC

  • @havingteawiththedevil
    @havingteawiththedevil Před 6 lety +176

    “He’s got it all, and a real life sister!”
    Parents: oh Lordy.
    😂 lmfao i feel so bad for the daughter

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 Před 6 lety

      what about feeling bad for kevin

  • @peronvey
    @peronvey Před 8 lety +175

    theres no way this is real

  • @themytwocentsshow8411
    @themytwocentsshow8411 Před 5 lety +13

    Doesn’t anyone get that the couple played this up for television? This is hilarious!

  • @thecerebellum5697
    @thecerebellum5697 Před 5 lety +135

    Why is there gorillaz music and that poor sister I mean a doll gets more than a human including his own room , a custom car and a college fund and if there raising a “kid” for 19 years he wouldn’t be a “kid”

    • @turtlememes3128
      @turtlememes3128 Před 5 lety +4

      Alex 2007
      3 gorillaz songs

    • @thecerebellum5697
      @thecerebellum5697 Před 5 lety

      Turtle Memes I know

    • @colleen4ever
      @colleen4ever Před 4 lety +1

      A college fund...FOR A DOLL?!?!

    • @f1a169
      @f1a169 Před 3 lety

      Well there was an album called plastic beach and thats exactly where that garbage like kevin belongs

  • @aramisschmidtke3142
    @aramisschmidtke3142 Před 7 lety +269

    sometimes i wonder if this shit is even real

  • @aztexas78
    @aztexas78 Před 8 lety +113

    I wonder how is Kevin doing now that he is a teenager.

    • @followthewizard359
      @followthewizard359 Před 8 lety +3

      OMG Harry Enfield reference! I love you.

    • @bowlmrbowl5503
      @bowlmrbowl5503 Před 6 lety

      aztexas78 he's in never never land.

    • @shiretsu
      @shiretsu Před 2 lety

      I was his math teacher sophomore year in high school and let me tell you he's a little piece of shit

    • @kathrinekathrine
      @kathrinekathrine Před rokem

      Kevin is 39 now lol

    • @Stover54_0
      @Stover54_0 Před rokem

      @@kathrinekathrine somebody doesn’t know math, if they adopted him in 1985 Kevin would be 37

  • @Spidernoe
    @Spidernoe Před 4 lety +19

    Imagine getting your belongings given to a goddamn cabbage patch kid. I feel sorry for the daughter

  • @Trayxxxx
    @Trayxxxx Před 5 lety +14

    "oh yeah, and a real life sister"
    Me: WAIT WHAT?!

  • @istalkfictionalcharacters5194

    i feel bad for the daughter ;-;

  • @Maxfilms99
    @Maxfilms99 Před 8 lety +26

    What I want to know is why half the soundtrack is Gorillaz instrumentals

  • @MrNight78
    @MrNight78 Před 4 lety +7

    He's easygoing, quiet, well behaving...
    _Hm yes, this floor is made out of floor_

  • @christinad4432
    @christinad4432 Před 3 lety +5

    All the family photos with Kevin that were taken over the year’s had me lmfao!!💀😂👍🏼🤣

  • @UravityJenna
    @UravityJenna Před 8 lety +193

    I feel so bad for the daughter of these people.

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 Před 8 lety

      +Scarlett Sparks you can't feel that bad since they never abandoned her

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 Před 8 lety

      ***** Well i don't see how because they gave her their heart

    • @followthewizard359
      @followthewizard359 Před 8 lety +8

      +qt schartner Yeah, and then proceeded to give Kevin everything SHE had wanted!

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 Před 7 lety

      but she still got kevin for a brother

    • @lil_bean3024
      @lil_bean3024 Před 6 lety +2

      sharker 102s why are you backing up a doll?

  • @chumby_
    @chumby_ Před 7 lety +33

    When Kevin gets possessed and kills everyone like chucky

  • @MikeFortino
    @MikeFortino Před rokem +1

    I was just like these two. I had a cabbage patch kid. He was my best friend in the entire world. I did everything with him. Most of the things shown in this segment I did with him. I wouldn’t go anywhere without him. And then I turned 4.

  • @Hapstaluigi
    @Hapstaluigi Před 5 lety +4

    The doll is so cute!

  • @galacticcactus5530
    @galacticcactus5530 Před 8 lety +68

    I know it wasn't mentioned here, but I bet there's something deeper to this couple's connection with the doll. I'm totally guessing here, but I wonder if maybe a very long time ago, the older woman had a miscarriage, and lost a baby boy? Or perhaps wanted another child, but could never have one? I don't know, there just seems like there could be a psychological reason behind such extreme treatment....

    • @cholo-guycarlose4236
      @cholo-guycarlose4236 Před 8 lety +5

      Well that is scary damn

    • @bat-z3286
      @bat-z3286 Před 7 lety

      god damn

    • @rlover171
      @rlover171 Před 7 lety +1

      Lord Fisty Cuffs I was thinking the same thing really..

    • @thecrowoverlord2463
      @thecrowoverlord2463 Před 7 lety

      that's like the fucking motive for a batman villain lol

    • @lukeskywalker1724
      @lukeskywalker1724 Před 7 lety

      Ayuuk good point but I also have a theory... KEVIN IS A HUNTED TOY!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

  • @itsmeagainmargaret.1899
    @itsmeagainmargaret.1899 Před 8 lety +21

    2:45
    "Oh yeah! And a real life.."
    Me: don't say girlfriend. God please don't say girlfriend
    "Sister!"
    Me: oh thank God!
    Me: wait that's still messed up

  • @finfin9976
    @finfin9976 Před 3 lety +5

    Imagine this in the Toy Story Universe, where 'Kevin' might think he's an actual human being with emotions and 'overly-attached parents'.

  • @mscupcakedreamson36
    @mscupcakedreamson36 Před 2 lety +1

    Omgosh, I had that white cabbage patch dolls sweater. I wish I could go back to the 80s for one year.

  • @callmeblubber5038
    @callmeblubber5038 Před 7 lety +43

    I feel so bad for they're real daughter

  • @johng7410
    @johng7410 Před 7 lety +28

    From Vice 2015 Article:
    While filming the Proseys, it became clear that they were not as insane as they appeared on television. Before traveling to Maryland for the documentary, the couple told me over the phone that they would be willing to act however we'd like them to for the piece. In previous media appearances, they explained, they'd done things to seem crazier for the cameras, at the insistence of producers-like the time they appeared on a television show pretending to have raised a Cabbage Patch Kid named Kevin as though he were an actual child (something they assured me was not actually true).

    • @skunkrotten7925
      @skunkrotten7925 Před 7 lety +8

      I've cooked for these people at a small diner in Leonardtown md. They bought food for their dolls and wasted it because of course the dolls can't eat. so article or not these people are still dumb as shit

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 Před 7 lety +1

      wow that sucks it was wasted and you should've have them pay double since their cpk didn't wanna eat

    • @josefinaz6834
      @josefinaz6834 Před rokem +1

      Wild that people like all the ragebaity comments and this one sits at 14 likes.

  • @ultraagilao4026
    @ultraagilao4026 Před 4 lety +27

    They *_really_* like gorillaz songs on this show

  • @inyia_marie9415
    @inyia_marie9415 Před 4 lety +2

    This doll has a better life than most people

  • @Michelle70523
    @Michelle70523 Před 7 lety +359

    The gorillaz music lol

    • @iggykoopaiskool
      @iggykoopaiskool Před 7 lety +3

      Ikr

    • @iralo5976
      @iralo5976 Před 7 lety +3

      Michelle hell yeah

    • @iggykoopaiskool
      @iggykoopaiskool Před 7 lety +21

      Rafael Ceja who gives about the video when you got Gorillaz music in the background

    • @iralo5976
      @iralo5976 Před 7 lety +3

      Heck yeah

    • @M00n_Cl0wn
      @M00n_Cl0wn Před 7 lety +1

      Michelle I was just about to say something about that X3

  • @Willardsmusic
    @Willardsmusic Před 8 lety +12

    "Lookit that Spongebob, bein' all crazy"

  • @Jakehawk2005
    @Jakehawk2005 Před 5 lety +3

    Quit, behaved, he's a God damn doll.

  • @tavidermy3974
    @tavidermy3974 Před 5 lety +37

    *hears music* wait is that Gorillaz?

  • @lovelyebonywhite4792
    @lovelyebonywhite4792 Před 7 lety +51

    I'm not okay with this mainly because they favor a non-living thing over their ACTUAL LIVING HUMAN daughter
    Also becasue they used a Gorillaz song

  • @lucabalsa8660
    @lucabalsa8660 Před 7 lety +182

    I would love to see their faces when I burn the doll

  • @duckymrcorey
    @duckymrcorey Před 3 lety +8

    I feel bad for Vicki. She got neglected by her parents for a god dang doll.

  • @callmeonyxied7018
    @callmeonyxied7018 Před 4 lety +5

    They literally said this doll was their favorite child. My heart hurts for their daughter

  • @adar.6357
    @adar.6357 Před 9 lety +29

    This is proof. There is someone for everyone.

    • @RPSteve
      @RPSteve Před 8 lety

      +qt schartner I was just wondering. Did you by any chance see the video of the CPK Riot where parents were fighting over the CPK's just to get them for their kids? If so what did you think of it?

  • @kevinnonicetime6959
    @kevinnonicetime6959 Před 4 lety +6

    Vicki" If I stuck needles in him would he really feel it.
    Me" HECK NO

  • @jarvistoasty
    @jarvistoasty Před rokem +3

    Okay but the pic of Kevin at the pumpkin patch is cute af.

  • @kylem1112
    @kylem1112 Před 8 lety +10

    lol all the late 90s early 200s music is pretty nostalgic

  • @darkpittheegg3613
    @darkpittheegg3613 Před 8 lety +20

    "He's easygoing. Quiet."
    YEAH NO SHIT SHERLOCK

  • @VaBeachBeach2971
    @VaBeachBeach2971 Před 5 lety

    I was born in 83 I used to love my cabbage patch. I would get new one every Christmas. I liked the bald ones.

  • @dunskydouglas7243
    @dunskydouglas7243 Před 4 lety +1

    Their raising him very well. What a well mannered youngster, we need more parents like this in the world anyone else agree?

  • @HippyShake9
    @HippyShake9 Před 9 lety +11

    "Quiet.... Easy going....Behaved...." HE'S A DOLL!!!!

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 Před 6 lety

      They do have their life right but what's wrong with yours

  • @joiemanning3323
    @joiemanning3323 Před 8 lety +24

    I feel bad for the daughter.. She can be my daughter from now on

  • @yusrasworld
    @yusrasworld Před 6 lety +2

    I love cabbage patch kids. They are so cute and chubby.

  • @chloereed454
    @chloereed454 Před 4 lety +2

    Imagine that being your parents and finding out your second best to a cabbage patch doll

  • @lanelanelane
    @lanelanelane Před 7 lety +22

    The gorillaz soundtrack made this bearable

  • @lovefitch
    @lovefitch Před 7 lety +15

    I think this is one of the more legit episodes of Totally Obsessed. These people actually own the largest Cabbage Patch Kids collection in the entire world and are pretty well known for it; Pat and Joe Prosey. Their collection is worth about $1 million.

  • @imhere626
    @imhere626 Před 6 lety +2

    They remind me of that show of the Goldbergs 😂😂 where they have to raise the cabbage patch kid.

  • @holliemarie8980
    @holliemarie8980 Před 4 lety +13

    Nobody:
    Kevin:

  • @jasonrobertkeef
    @jasonrobertkeef Před 9 lety +25

    this video has made my day! lol

    • @RPSteve
      @RPSteve Před 9 lety

      qt schartner Did you ever see that Geiko commercial where a Cabbage Patch kid grows into an adult, struggles through life and switches his car insurance to Geiko? As I generally think differently of CPK's, I found that commercial quite funny!

    • @RPSteve
      @RPSteve Před 8 lety

      +qt schartner As I don't fancy the CPK's like you do still I do know all about how prominent they were back in the 80's! I know lots of random facts. But just imagine. When these Cabbage patch kids came out in the 80's, parents have actually lined up outside the department stores just waiting to get in to buy a CPK for their kids. And where there was only a limited number of them in stock, parents fought over the CPK's!

    • @alexbarragan1344
      @alexbarragan1344 Před 8 lety +2

      OMG I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL !!!!

    • @looneytunes5590
      @looneytunes5590 Před 6 lety

      Jay Squared I love your channel! ☺

  • @angelinasheppard3702
    @angelinasheppard3702 Před 7 lety +12

    That couple that talks to the walls

  • @shaneh2105
    @shaneh2105 Před 5 lety +5

    The way they didn't even mention the sister until 2:50 reminds me of Maeby from Arrested Development 🤣

  • @Smileykid
    @Smileykid Před 5 lety +6

    Keven’s like more than 30 years old now

  • @bigassnutz8936
    @bigassnutz8936 Před 6 lety +31

    Gorillaz songs-19-2000, rock the house and clint eastwood :)

  • @dorianc38
    @dorianc38 Před 6 lety +51

    This is the best so much Gorillaz

  • @Vamp-hw8yd
    @Vamp-hw8yd Před 4 lety +3

    I wonder howd they react when the dolls head falls off hehe

  • @brickurnan6985
    @brickurnan6985 Před 4 lety +2

    Tbh I used to be the same when I was 10 but with a Chucky doll

  • @oiboioi6846
    @oiboioi6846 Před 7 lety +23

    They said he's quiet, I WONDER WHY.

  • @LeeGeo
    @LeeGeo Před 8 lety +7

    I was watching this video with some friends, and in about the middle I jokingly said "what if they actually had a kid?" and one of my friends said "That would be awful!"... then we kept watching and saw- we saw a- an actual child (sort of)

  • @reallymoreishcrack
    @reallymoreishcrack Před 4 lety +1

    Them: *quiet and well behaved*
    Me: *well Kevin ain't gonna break a window and start cranking out into the macarana*

  • @phoephoe5742
    @phoephoe5742 Před 5 lety +5

    That moment when u realize ur parents care more about a doll instead of u, there real life kid

  • @ICanHazWaffles705
    @ICanHazWaffles705 Před 8 lety +19

    This show has some bomb ass music, especially gorillaz great choice

  • @vincentmeade2534
    @vincentmeade2534 Před 7 lety +60

    i wonder if he went missing would they call the police and then find out he is a doll

  • @theresacoringgray6885
    @theresacoringgray6885 Před 8 měsíci

    A college fund......for a doll? Now that's not only BIZARRE but HILARIOUS 😂😂😂

  • @negativefettuccine7110
    @negativefettuccine7110 Před 6 lety +2

    My favorite part is that the sister also treats Kevin like an actual person

  • @3798penisholder
    @3798penisholder Před 9 lety +31

    I KEEP HEARING GORILLAZ IN THESE VIDEOS I JUST CANT HANDLE NOT SINGING IT

  • @tiajoseph7309
    @tiajoseph7309 Před 9 lety +40

    Now that's just all types of sad.

    • @abbymcdabby5311
      @abbymcdabby5311 Před 9 lety +1

      THEY HAVE A DAUTER YET THRY OBSESS OVER A DOLL (lol spell fail)

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 Před 9 lety

      Abby Taylor i feel sorry for her. This isn't your typical sibling rivalry!

    • @abbymcdabby5311
      @abbymcdabby5311 Před 9 lety +2

      Yes it's really sad that they treat her like that i mean the doll has its own dog! Yet the girl A LIVING THING GETS NOTHING... In a way it's child neglect not fully but still

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 Před 9 lety

      Abby Taylor it's a good thing the daughter is about 20 something.

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 Před 9 lety

      qt schartner Because now she is able to take care of her self and find love from others. That's not as easy to do so as a kid.

  • @paw9122
    @paw9122 Před 5 lety +2

    I watched this before I knew what gorillaz was back in 2015 i didnt recognise the songs, but watching this now and every time i hear one of their songs i ascend.

    • @Hudson96919
      @Hudson96919 Před 2 lety

      Yess me to i watched this last time was last year i heard 19-2000 I thought my music was on in another tab but it was from
      The video im like wtf hahahah

  • @user-kd8hq9wp3h
    @user-kd8hq9wp3h Před rokem

    It’s the serious face they have about this for mee😂😂

  • @luckyhair_mike1988
    @luckyhair_mike1988 Před 8 lety +7

    These people be great for horror movie