TF2 Heights Don't Make Any Sense

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  • čas přidán 26. 03. 2024
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  • @SquimJim
    @SquimJim  Před 3 měsíci +170

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    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old Před 2 měsíci +1

      *holy hell. we still dont have comic 7 in 7 years. who knows bay raitt what he is doing right now?*

    • @The_Recruit
      @The_Recruit Před 2 měsíci +1

      wait a sec, wouldn't you be measuring average height from the time that Tf2 takes place rather than modern day to take into perspective how tall they'd be on a logical scale and whether that'd consider them short or not?

    • @SquimJim
      @SquimJim  Před 2 měsíci +3

      @The_Recruit There is VERY little difference in the average height now vs the 1960s. At no time in modern history would 5'6" be above average.

    • @The_Recruit
      @The_Recruit Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@SquimJim Thanks for responding, this was when I was about 3 mins into the video.
      The standard in 19272 (when tf2 roughly takes place after MvM) was 5'9 so your video remains correct.
      Good video :3

    • @MicrowavedGod
      @MicrowavedGod Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@SquimJim *MAKE THE SPEED ONE OR I WILL STEAL YOUR SKELETON*

  • @KishinAubrey
    @KishinAubrey Před 3 měsíci +3034

    50 iq: the 4chan height chart is correct
    100 iq: the 4chan height chart is arbitrary and incorrect
    200 iq: the 4chan height chart is correct

    • @goobert89
      @goobert89 Před 3 měsíci +108

      so true mastema. this post was fact checked by true law aligned individuals

    • @gameworldjt
      @gameworldjt Před 3 měsíci +98

      the bell curve tolls

    • @drdca8263
      @drdca8263 Před 3 měsíci +15

      Should be more like 85, 100, 115

    • @ComfortsSpecter
      @ComfortsSpecter Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@drdca8263Yeah
      80-100 Really Isn’t All That

    • @ComfortsSpecter
      @ComfortsSpecter Před 3 měsíci +13

      We have Gone Full Freedom and Full Circle
      Perfection

  • @postaldude9779
    @postaldude9779 Před 3 měsíci +5447

    What 6 years with no Update does

  • @nikeiyomiuri2728
    @nikeiyomiuri2728 Před 3 měsíci +1358

    Knowing tf2 lore I would believe it if someone told me that the reason everyone is so short is because back in the olden days people above 5’9 were executed for witchcraft until the tall genes got wiped out

    • @Putrid_N_Stupid
      @Putrid_N_Stupid Před 3 měsíci +224

      Unironically would fit in 100% with the TF2 canon

    • @dumpanimator
      @dumpanimator Před 3 měsíci +35

      But still merasmus is not as tall as on game if you see comic
      In fact he just at same size as soldier

    • @nickythehickey
      @nickythehickey Před 2 měsíci +77

      ⁠@@dumpanimatorwho are we to assume merasmus can’t change his size at will

    • @foxy-48514
      @foxy-48514 Před 2 měsíci +15

      ​@@dumpanimatorhe's a wizard

    • @xiphosura413
      @xiphosura413 Před 2 měsíci +49

      Perhaps this is why in the setting Australians are so huge, Australium shields them from the shrinking effect and makes them as tall as they actually are.

  • @funnydude69
    @funnydude69 Před 3 měsíci +2465

    "take it like a man, shorty" -- the shortest class in a game that can be classified as a dwarf

    • @blacklight683
      @blacklight683 Před 3 měsíci +219

      I think that's engineer's voice line for dominating another engineer💀he knows

    • @phantomblue523
      @phantomblue523 Před 3 měsíci +89

      Engie is projecting.

    • @ajmickey6747
      @ajmickey6747 Před 3 měsíci +89

      @@blacklight683 funnily enough it isnt, its just a voiceline for a melee kill

    • @blacklight683
      @blacklight683 Před 3 měsíci +20

      @@ajmickey6747 oh... I never actually knew there was melee kill voice lines💀

    • @moonlitlake
      @moonlitlake Před 3 měsíci +7

      ​@blacklight683 I thought it was a domination line for when an engie dominates a scout 😭 I might be wrong but idk

  • @Mrkarton
    @Mrkarton Před 3 měsíci +1109

    To be honest there is a good chance that 4chan heights were used while making the comics.

    • @edvinkaziunas5847
      @edvinkaziunas5847 Před 3 měsíci +263

      That's possible, if the artist didn't have any height chart on hand they could have googled it and assumed the first result was correct, it has happened a couple of times in the Transformers franchise

    • @buttersddragon
      @buttersddragon Před 3 měsíci +117

      ​@@edvinkaziunas5847 as a veteran fnaf fan since all the way back in the fnaf 1 days... don't even get me started on official sources using fan content 💀

    • @Edamori
      @Edamori Před 3 měsíci +53

      That's exactly what I thought, the reason why the guess was exactly correct is because the guess was used as a resource in the first place!

    • @ticklemedaddy
      @ticklemedaddy Před 3 měsíci +19

      ​@@buttersddragon Seriously, was Splinks ever paid for official merch using his models?

    • @LucasTF
      @LucasTF Před 2 měsíci

      @@ticklemedaddyUsually not Splinks

  • @SquibGourmand
    @SquibGourmand Před 3 měsíci +2054

    Wow, a world where 5'6" is considered tall! Where might someone find this place? Asking for a friend.

  • @TheSteelPuffin
    @TheSteelPuffin Před 3 měsíci +743

    measure spy's cigarette and find the difference between that and an average cigarette then multiply every merc on screen by that amount.

    • @razorbladeflamingo3635
      @razorbladeflamingo3635 Před 2 měsíci +64

      That's... actually a great idea!

    • @noahthecrazy1632
      @noahthecrazy1632 Před 2 měsíci +196

      Americans are desperate not to use the metric system

    • @commitfelonyfeline
      @commitfelonyfeline Před 2 měsíci +18

      Cigarettes burn away

    • @rotothedragonlord7198
      @rotothedragonlord7198 Před 2 měsíci +83

      I scaled the disguise kit model to fit the width of the cigarette from his mouth to discover he uses 100mm cigarettes. After stacking cigarettes I determined spy is 23 100mm cigarettes tall. So Spy is apparently over 7 feet tall if he smokes true 100mm cigarettes. Even if we say the disguise kit is wrong and he smokes regular cigarettes in the 75ishmm range, he's still close to or over 7 feet based on what I can tell.

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy Před 2 měsíci +5

      I suspect they'd be even smaller since that cigarette is not an average cigarette in 2024.

  • @maskofthedragon
    @maskofthedragon Před 3 měsíci +527

    An anon getting it completely right from guesswork is pretty on brand

  • @Shotgunshogun_
    @Shotgunshogun_ Před 3 měsíci +986

    Never underestimate a 4chan user with nothing to do about his useless math he probably crunched the numbers for hours

    • @DMAN99
      @DMAN99 Před 3 měsíci +75

      4chan aka Weaponized Autism.

    • @aidenyorke2132
      @aidenyorke2132 Před 2 měsíci +15

      @@DMAN99 im autistic and this joke is hillarious

    • @yourunclejoe9500
      @yourunclejoe9500 Před 2 měsíci +7

      @@aidenyorke2132 that's cool but i dont think anyone needed to know

    • @aidenyorke2132
      @aidenyorke2132 Před 2 měsíci

      @@yourunclejoe9500 shut

    • @goldbreezed
      @goldbreezed Před 2 měsíci +4

      It's from tf2chan and it (was) filled with women

  • @tyrusing
    @tyrusing Před 3 měsíci +816

    Engi is living proof that dwarves are the true master race. Just look at him, the shortest merc yet also the one that carries his team the hardest.

  • @trueblue1056
    @trueblue1056 Před 3 měsíci +245

    i'm pretty sure that the artist behind that panel googled how tall the merc's are and they found that 4chan height chart and just made it canon

  • @TwoHeadedMeerkat
    @TwoHeadedMeerkat Před 3 měsíci +371

    The actual height of the mercenaries tying back to the beginning and proving the 4Chan user correct is the truest epitome of "I don't know how, but you used the wrong formula and got the correct answer."

    • @d4n737
      @d4n737 Před 3 měsíci

      It's 4chan so it's more like "You crazy sonovabitch, you did it". Because he actually used the correct formula. It's everybody else who was wrong. We discovered what he knew all along... Fucking 4chan with its arcane knowledge

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před 2 měsíci +5

      Hey, still worth a point. Now wrap the answer into a sentence and you got another point.

    • @TwoHeadedMeerkat
      @TwoHeadedMeerkat Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@HappyBeezerStudios I have no idea what you just said, but you phrased it in such a way that I feel oddly compelled to agree. 2 points for you then

  • @alexbluecyndaquil
    @alexbluecyndaquil Před 3 měsíci +425

    The level 3 sentry gun is the same height as Charizard

    • @vibethecat4194
      @vibethecat4194 Před 3 měsíci +30

      Engineer's buildings could be pokemon-

    • @tf_is_this_shit
      @tf_is_this_shit Před 3 měsíci +5

      Holy shit

    • @NovaAge
      @NovaAge Před 3 měsíci +4

      A fair fight then? ­*­Holsters The Wrangler­*­

    • @taylor3512
      @taylor3512 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Sentry gun I choose you!

    • @NovaAge
      @NovaAge Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@taylor3512 Sentry gun used a gun, it's super effective!

  • @the_hiroman
    @the_hiroman Před 3 měsíci +113

    Remember, Team Fortress 2 takes place in the 60's, and back then the average height was smaller than today's.

    • @tau-5794
      @tau-5794 Před 3 měsíci +36

      It really wasn't notably different. People don't just get taller over time, they just get shorter when there is poor nutrition, as was the case for most of history until recently. The 1960s isn't so far in the past that an average person then would be considerably shorter than one now.

    • @donbasuradenuevo
      @donbasuradenuevo Před 3 měsíci +18

      @@tau-5794 Oh hello, "Acshuallyyyyyyy" guy that never fails to always shows up.

    • @tau-5794
      @tau-5794 Před 3 měsíci +16

      @@donbasuradenuevo Bro who asked

    • @the_hiroman
      @the_hiroman Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@donbasuradenuevo LOL

    • @donbasuradenuevo
      @donbasuradenuevo Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@tau-5794 Same could be said about your comment XD

  • @MASRIDER777
    @MASRIDER777 Před 3 měsíci +144

    2:45 Heavy: I can deny it no longer…. I am small

  • @ninjasuperman9538
    @ninjasuperman9538 Před 3 měsíci +294

    My guess is that no one every really thought about it until the comics and then Googled their way into the 4chan chart and worked from there. Valve (at the time) strikes me as a company that would rather it look and play good before being lord accurate as well as the lore for TF2 kinda being an afterthought

    • @SquimJim
      @SquimJim  Před 3 měsíci +104

      I was actually thinking the same thing. I wouldn't be surprised if that's what happened!

  • @truestbluu
    @truestbluu Před 3 měsíci +57

    i mean heavy has the proportions of a gorilla

    • @GeZz.
      @GeZz. Před 2 měsíci +3

      yeah long arms, short legs

  • @QuintessentialWalrus
    @QuintessentialWalrus Před 3 měsíci +47

    Quick note about Hammer Units from a Source mapper: 1 HU is actually equivalent to 1 American inch, but only for characters and props. Walls, floors, ceilings, and doors use the 1 HU = 0.75 inch scale because it's more compatible with Hammer's grid system (long story) and it helps levels feel less claustrophobic. HOWEVER, the extra complication here is that TF2's character models are intentionally made larger than the characters in other Source games, so these scales are meaningless for TF2 specifically. For example, in HU the Engineer is actually taller than Coach, the tallest character in L4D2 who's supposed to be 6'3".

  • @demi-femme4821
    @demi-femme4821 Před 2 měsíci +19

    5 bucks says the comic artists referenced the 4Chan height chart.

    • @No_Name_U
      @No_Name_U Před měsícem

      I think the artists use to post on TF2Chan so I'd believe it.

  • @DT-Source
    @DT-Source Před 3 měsíci +155

    Glad i could help out Squim!

    • @_Dot_Mp4_
      @_Dot_Mp4_ Před 3 měsíci +3

      This comment appeared as soon as you were mentioned

    • @DT-Source
      @DT-Source Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@_Dot_Mp4_I am the Master of Timing.

  • @outofideas42
    @outofideas42 Před 3 měsíci +46

    A master of his runes (blueprints) and a master craftsman of unmatched weaponry. Engie is a true dwarf.

  • @tragnemalm
    @tragnemalm Před 3 měsíci +120

    The engineer technically classifies as a dwarf?
    *rock and stone, partner*

    • @d4n737
      @d4n737 Před 3 měsíci +2

      For Karl! Yeeee-Haww!

    • @wr3nche5
      @wr3nche5 Před 2 měsíci +3

      the engineer class DOES exist in DRG
      along with scout

    • @d4n737
      @d4n737 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@wr3nche5 Ye-heah! Rock n' stone, leaf lovah'! WOO!

  • @Subject_Keter
    @Subject_Keter Před 3 měsíci +329

    What 6 updates with no years does

    • @the_average_zelda_player
      @the_average_zelda_player Před 3 měsíci +4

      Do you mean what 6 years with no update does (still funny though)

    •  Před 3 měsíci +7

      ​@@the_average_zelda_playerswitching words to make something weird.

    • @mikays7059
      @mikays7059 Před 3 měsíci +4

      the fact i read this three times to realize it's (intentionally) worded wrong lol

    • @proving9606
      @proving9606 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@the_average_zelda_player He meant what he meant

    • @Ojito33
      @Ojito33 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Does years with 6 no updates what

  • @ColonelKlink1965
    @ColonelKlink1965 Před 3 měsíci +143

    Casual reminder that the last major update came out on October 20, 2017.

    • @bruhbruh-us6gl
      @bruhbruh-us6gl Před 3 měsíci +12

      How tf did Jungle Inferno come out 7 years ago

    • @ColonelKlink1965
      @ColonelKlink1965 Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@bruhbruh-us6gl It did, that's how.

    • @secondBAR
      @secondBAR Před 3 měsíci +11

      Competitive reminder that the last major update came out on October 20, 2017.

    • @ColonelKlink1965
      @ColonelKlink1965 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@secondBAR You said the c word, how could you?

    • @TheBcoolGuy
      @TheBcoolGuy Před 2 měsíci +3

      When TF2 was 10 years and 10 days old.

  • @-RandomStranger-
    @-RandomStranger- Před 3 měsíci +31

    2:55 counter argument: Heavy isnt an American man, hes *Russian* man

    • @P-Bean
      @P-Bean Před 3 měsíci +8

      He is a global man.

  • @doctormedic2682
    @doctormedic2682 Před 3 měsíci +48

    Fantasy world? Short? 5’6 is HUGE! Giant. Enormous. Well endowed as some may say I think.
    No I’m not coping, you’re coping 😡

  • @Tneal78
    @Tneal78 Před 3 měsíci +89

    My headcannon after watching this is that the entire tf2 world is just a slightly smaller version than ours.

    • @Woopor
      @Woopor Před měsícem +1

      Average heights today are taller than they used to be so it could just be the time period

  • @Docteur_Hex
    @Docteur_Hex Před měsícem +4

    Now we need the heights of :
    -Pauling
    -Saxton Hale
    -Headless Horseless Horseman
    -Merasmus

  • @charleschamp9826
    @charleschamp9826 Před 3 měsíci +20

    Since the height guide from 4chan is from years before the comic, perhaps the artists just googled TF2 Class Heights and used it as a reference.

  • @commanderboom2626
    @commanderboom2626 Před 3 měsíci +14

    The scaling difference in TF2 is something you can see between different versions of hammer. If you take a TF2 character into a map correctly scaled for half-life, the TF2 characters will have trouble moving around in some areas. Likewise when playing a TF2 map in a game like Gmod the map will appear slightly larger than in TF2.

  • @jonsku6662
    @jonsku6662 Před 3 měsíci +22

    Some 4channer: "I'll just assume that.. sniper is 6.1 and base the heights of others from that. Idk."
    SquimJim years later: "After several sources to get a believable height chart... son of a bitch he's right!"
    Math teacher: "Idk how, but you used the wrong method yet the right answer!"

  • @iminumst7827
    @iminumst7827 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Statistician : Let's assume the median class Spy is the average male height 5'6.
    Scientists: Let's compare the heights of the class to the heights of known objects in their environment.
    Mathmeticians: Lets use the defined hammer unit to inch conversion ratio.
    Historians: Let's assume the height of Spy matches what is recorded in the comic.
    4Chan: I just guessed lol

    • @monkeeboy830
      @monkeeboy830 Před 2 měsíci +3

      and somehow, the guy on 4chan was right.

  • @eylookvulheimiik7538
    @eylookvulheimiik7538 Před 3 měsíci +284

    They all grew up in the 1920s-30s ish era, they probably few up very malnourished

    • @megarigged
      @megarigged Před 3 měsíci +86

      I don't know if that entirely justifies it. Scout, for example, certainly grew up in the 40s and 50s, during the most economically prosperous era in the US. I would believe malnutition for Medic, Soldier, and Heavy, though.

    • @fojisan2398
      @fojisan2398 Před 3 měsíci +63

      ​@@megariggedDemoman also canonically confirmed to be very malnourished, thiugh that seems to be by choice.

    • @megarigged
      @megarigged Před 3 měsíci +10

      @@fojisan2398 Oh, really? Where?I don't remember that, although I definitely believe it.

    • @fojisan2398
      @fojisan2398 Před 3 měsíci

      @@megarigged That panel where Demo has an internal monologue with his organs leaving him because of his alcoholism and Spy mentioning how he "lives off of grain alcohol"

    • @mekhie.r.duncan3825
      @mekhie.r.duncan3825 Před 3 měsíci +9

      ​@@megariggedin the comics when Pauling demo and spy are captured by the old team fortress

  • @alextunneyware
    @alextunneyware Před 3 měsíci +10

    Something to note about Heavy usually towering over Scout, Scout is almost always slouched in game, or at least has his knees bent and his centre of mass lower than it should be (for what I can only assume is for balance)

  • @Bbing888
    @Bbing888 Před 3 měsíci +71

    I honestly think it's less likely that the 4chan guy made a really good guess, and more likely that a certain artist at valve had to google the character's heights and found that image... Which is pretty funny if true.

  • @moony_otter
    @moony_otter Před 3 měsíci +116

    I'm a nerd and must nerd out
    Giant Snipers do exist in Two Cities as Giant Huntsman Snipers :)
    That's my uhm ackshully moment, thank you for your time!

    • @SquimJim
      @SquimJim  Před 3 měsíci +43

      The wiki says those are 1.5X size! Semi-giants?

    • @moony_otter
      @moony_otter Před 3 měsíci +12

      @@SquimJim Only a spy would lie about being a giant like that!
      the TF2 MVM lore deepens

    • @wizardii4961
      @wizardii4961 Před 3 měsíci +15

      @@moony_otter Those are not giants. They lack attributes Miniboss. Additionally they can be instantly be killed via backstabs.

    • @Ultimaximus
      @Ultimaximus Před 3 měsíci +3

      Imagine being wrong when doing an uhm ackshully

    • @moony_otter
      @moony_otter Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@wizardii4961 I got out-uhm ackshully'd :(
      lol gg, yeah i never really noticed the difference, personally, but that was my bad

  • @youtubeuniversity3638
    @youtubeuniversity3638 Před 3 měsíci +22

    Prolly need to find an in-game item that either has One Single Possible Size (like from standardization) or is literally a tool for measuring size/distance if you wanna be TRUE certain.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před 2 měsíci +3

      One person here used Spy's cigarette to measure. I suggested taking a gun barrel. Then there are obviously the oil drums on many maps. And pieces of wood like the bridge on 2fort, which most likely are bought following a standard and not custom tooled. Individual steps on staircases might also work, they aren't always the same, but fall into a pattern that is comfortable to use.

  • @gamingmoth4542
    @gamingmoth4542 Před 3 měsíci +71

    Soldier also wears Jungle Boots which probably give him an extra 2 to 3 inches.

  • @xScruffyDaSasquatchx
    @xScruffyDaSasquatchx Před 2 měsíci +6

    Wonderful video. As a Halo modder we deal with the same issue. The "lore" height assumes Master Chief is exactly 7ft but the direct export height is like 5ft something.

  • @NoelJoyeux8
    @NoelJoyeux8 Před 3 měsíci +11

    When it comes to niche research and guesswork, 4chan is actually a pretty reliable source. They've cracked multiple cyphers that comic authors created, correctly predicted secret twist endings to shows, and even tracked down a flag in the middle of nowhere using vapor trails and star charts

  • @aneasteregg8171
    @aneasteregg8171 Před 3 měsíci +39

    But how tall is Merasmus?!

    • @Markiz93
      @Markiz93 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Merasmus seems to be based on Sniper model scaled up to be twice as tall as him.

    • @dumpanimator
      @dumpanimator Před 3 měsíci +17

      Merasmus in game and comic have different size tho
      In the comic Doom-mates his height is just a few inch taller from soldier and a woman on that comic
      But sience he can alter human size it is not really surprise if he actually just increase his height in game

    • @pelinalwhitestrake3367
      @pelinalwhitestrake3367 Před 4 dny

      Merasmus is as tall as he wants to at the moment.

  • @NovaAge
    @NovaAge Před 3 měsíci +53

    Dyslexia, figure one: I somehow read that as "TF2 _heists_ make no sense" and somehow was convinced that stands for... Payday 2.

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Tayfay 2!

    • @Dmanthepowerful
      @Dmanthepowerful Před 3 měsíci +5

      I misread it as “TF2 Highlights make no sense” and thought it was going to be trashing on highlight reels lol

    • @Pangloss6413
      @Pangloss6413 Před měsícem

      Your pfp is worrying

    • @NovaAge
      @NovaAge Před měsícem

      @@Pangloss6413 I don't even what it is

  • @fleshkariraru1210
    @fleshkariraru1210 Před 2 měsíci +3

    4chan creating the biggest headcanon from scratch that revealed to be canon later on is the most 4chan thing i've ever heard. Bonus if the headcanon was attempt at misinformation

  • @randomnessnecesity9627
    @randomnessnecesity9627 Před 2 měsíci +3

    7:16 I was half expecting “not only is he standing at a perfect 6 feet tall, but the spy HAS A GUN!”

  • @thelunchking4069
    @thelunchking4069 Před 3 měsíci +19

    Its funnier to think that all of the mercs are manlets in a huge brawl
    Also isn’t there an in game scale or something in the spawn room? If it has legible numbers that could be more accurate to the in game heights

  • @SiFWolf
    @SiFWolf Před 3 měsíci +54

    9:50 Jim, iirc giant robo- engineers, sniper, and spy were using the default MiniBoss size which is 1.75 times bigger than their regular variant.. which is pretty silly for what they're supposed to do.

  • @vxnished99
    @vxnished99 Před 3 měsíci +17

    Today I had a very strange low.
    I started watching Latin American Inca documentaries and Chris Marker video essays and eventually ended up watching a video about the height of TF2 characters.

  • @mascugz
    @mascugz Před 2 měsíci +4

    valve has a real level 1 centry in their headquarters so you can use that to figure out the height

  • @graphitewarrior
    @graphitewarrior Před 3 měsíci +10

    Dude this is such a perfect representation of the awkward height to real world translation in TF2. I tried doing this for fun once and I was doing (much looser) Game Theory style door measurements. Seeing someone else get the same answers feels vindicating, I thought I was just bad at math XD

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před 2 měsíci +1

      Keep in mind that doors in games tend to be larger than in real life. And that is for regular doors like in houses. Most doors on the maps are extra large.

  • @cheeseboi8891
    @cheeseboi8891 Před 3 měsíci +37

    maybe everything in texas isn't bigger…

    • @shadowknight_2505
      @shadowknight_2505 Před 2 měsíci

      😭😭😭

    • @DuckysTales
      @DuckysTales Před měsícem

      who says it was about height :) something is deff bigg on the texas engineer

    • @randomtexanguy9563
      @randomtexanguy9563 Před 18 dny

      lies, the texas state capitol in austin is bigger than the us capitol in dc

  • @diegov1743
    @diegov1743 Před 3 měsíci +11

    Doesn't Valve have a real life sentry in its HQ? Someone could measure it lol

  • @Small_child_punter
    @Small_child_punter Před 3 měsíci +8

    Well done on whoever did that height chart! Perfectly accurate guess! I hope he’s still around enough to see this video and learn how right he is.
    That said, for total accuracy, all the mercs would be a little shorter without their boots on. They all have heels, sniper probably has the most pronounced ones.

  • @DakkaScrappa
    @DakkaScrappa Před 3 měsíci +6

    while tf2 has no major update in years heavy weapons guy took his time off and flown to canopy to take a vacation

  • @stroodleloodle2909
    @stroodleloodle2909 Před 3 měsíci +2

    The artist who made the thumbnail deserves a platonic smooch for their masterpiece

  • @Ophidius7
    @Ophidius7 Před 3 měsíci +9

    Ngl, engie the dwarf makes sense to me
    Also sniper is cheating, he has lifts in his shoes that engie made for him so he could peek over walls better

  • @davidmacdonald1855
    @davidmacdonald1855 Před 3 měsíci +5

    I always took that original height chart picture as being official. Glad you dug deeper and enjoyed how you looked at a bunch of different sources (figures, hammer units, comics etc.) Really well done video:)

  • @rockowlgamer631
    @rockowlgamer631 Před 3 měsíci +94

    All I know is being 6'2" myself sucks, my dad 6'4" himself can agree with me being tall sucks.
    Finding pants with proper length, finding good seats that don't scrunch our legs, possibly banging our heads atop of door frames, etc.
    Enjoy being short.

    • @eccomi21
      @eccomi21 Před 3 měsíci +16

      short privilege

    • @jessehunter362
      @jessehunter362 Před 3 měsíci +3

      lord i wish i was shorter

    • @Adolphus_of-bysantanium
      @Adolphus_of-bysantanium Před 3 měsíci +26

      Nah average is better than both

    • @the_epic_memer553
      @the_epic_memer553 Před 3 měsíci +38

      You're lucky. As a 5'5 man, I have to climb up a mountain just to get in bed. Good news tho is that a savage size slim jim is about a years worth of food.

    • @jessehunter362
      @jessehunter362 Před 3 měsíci +3

      ⁠@@the_epic_memer553 you can just sleep on the floor, it works fine.

  • @Crazy_Dave_-lv2pu
    @Crazy_Dave_-lv2pu Před 3 měsíci +6

    Giant sniper bots do appear as the giant huntsman snipers on one of the mannhattan missions.

  • @ronanclark2129
    @ronanclark2129 Před 3 měsíci +7

    People when they thought you'd be taller:

  • @QuintonMurdock
    @QuintonMurdock Před 3 měsíci +9

    It’s similar to how the dwarves in DRG are like 9 feet tall

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai Před 3 měsíci +1

      What?!

    • @rorystockley5969
      @rorystockley5969 Před 3 měsíci +1

      How is that calculated?

    • @tbotalpha8133
      @tbotalpha8133 Před 3 měsíci +2

      DRG uses the Unreal Engine, which uses metric units.
      The dwarves are 1.5 metres tall. Or, 150 cm, or 4 ft 11 in.

  • @Chaos_Vergil
    @Chaos_Vergil Před 3 měsíci +6

    Here's my theory as to how they got the 4chan post got the height right: they made an assumption for the heights and the makers of TF2 and the comics saw that and said "Yeah, that seems accurate" and made those the officials heights

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 Před 3 měsíci +64

    We all know by now that an average 4chan user with too much time on their hands may as well be special ops.

    • @AlmyTheAlien
      @AlmyTheAlien Před 3 měsíci +10

      A bunch of teenagers triangulating contrails and weather patterns solely to screw with Shia Lebouf's flag is still the most simultaneously terrifying and hilarious thing I've ever seen.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před 2 měsíci

      But how many of them have over 300 confirmed kills and are trained in gorilla warfare?

  • @omppusolttu5799
    @omppusolttu5799 Před 2 měsíci +4

    What are the odds the comic makers were unsure about how tall the spy was and decided to just look it up assuming someone had properly done the math? (I'm thinking pretty high)

  • @foolofdaggers7555
    @foolofdaggers7555 Před 3 měsíci +11

    wait. i can combine the hammer unit to real world measurement conversion with another piece of random knowledge I've had for years. the gay miniatures from night at the museum are exactly three hammer units tall.
    and somehow this is actually going to be really useful because i'm trying to build the entire museum from night at the museum (as it appears in canon, which is entirely different from the museum they used to film the exterior shots) in hammer.

  • @TheChowder001
    @TheChowder001 Před 3 měsíci +2

    For all we know an artist making the comic might've googled the height and came across that same info and just went with it

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Wow, I guess I'm taller than Heavy. Even though he could still probably break me like a twig...

  • @vice2344
    @vice2344 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Now the goblineer makes more sense

  • @supermaro2349
    @supermaro2349 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I wonder what that would make Ms Paulings height since I would assume her standing next to scout shows her to be a bit shorter than him in expiration date so maybe around 5 feet 7 inches would be my guess

  • @HappyLittleBoozer
    @HappyLittleBoozer Před 2 měsíci +4

    Dwarf Fortress 2

  • @sentrydraws25
    @sentrydraws25 Před 3 měsíci +4

    You could maybe use the jungle inferno trailer to scale saxton

  • @gelitonman1753
    @gelitonman1753 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Cool, I have always been the same height as Pyro
    Cosplay idea!!!!!

  • @pyrofromtf2
    @pyrofromtf2 Před 3 měsíci +70

    I am Pyro. I have become real.

    • @SquimJim
      @SquimJim  Před 3 měsíci +32

      Hello real Pyro

    • @AceW.Kermitcat
      @AceW.Kermitcat Před 3 měsíci +5

      *Dear God…*

    • @mikeyaftony2464
      @mikeyaftony2464 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Real pyro wouldn't say this
      Real pyro would probably say something along the lines of: "WOW ❤🍭🍭❤️‍🔥💛🍬🍫🍬👍💘💚😍🍥😭🍫❤️‍🔥🍭🍫🍬💚🍬🍥❤️‍🔥👍😍💘💚"

    • @jk0273
      @jk0273 Před 3 měsíci +1

    • @pyrofromtf2
      @pyrofromtf2 Před 3 měsíci

      @@SquimJim hi!

  • @TheFoxMcfat
    @TheFoxMcfat Před 3 měsíci +6

    I remember recently working with hammer, and some of the variables (im not sure but i think it was the lip variable for func_door brushes) specified how much space "in inches" it should move more by
    and i don't think the devs made that variable mean that it would move by a weird fraction of an hammer unit, (if a hammer unit really is 0,75 inches), so i think they meant that 1 hu = 1inch in that case at least
    so the heavy would in that case be 223,52cm tall - just a theory tho, not entirely set in stone on anything there 🙂

    • @fantastikboom1094
      @fantastikboom1094 Před 3 měsíci +2

      That's left from older Source engine games where a player is 72 inches/units tall. They didn't change the descriptions for TF2 Hammer 😔

  • @jerma984
    @jerma984 Před 3 měsíci +8

    It would have been interesting if you found a known scale in game to compare with. Something like assuming the bonk can is standard. I’m sure there is a good scale in the game somewhere.

  • @ignaciomontiel5550
    @ignaciomontiel5550 Před 26 dny +4

    4:42 I don't think it is impossible for Heavy to be 208.28 cm tall. I mean, he's supposed to be a walking wall with a big gun in a fictional world. The door of my bathroom is 210 cm and, comparing the door with a real world TF2 Heavy, i can actually tell that it's very plausible that he is that tall

  • @jakethom2968
    @jakethom2968 Před 26 dny +2

    I like how magic existing is more believable than someone being 5'6

  • @Big_Bantha
    @Big_Bantha Před 2 měsíci +2

    I'm stumped that no one thought of this: the in-game Righteous Bison is a 1:1 version of WETA's Righteous Bison. Use that model as a measuring stick, and you can get real measurements.

  • @supermudkipz
    @supermudkipz Před 3 měsíci +3

    Next video should be comparing the height of every card in CLash Royale

  • @jollythewolf4998
    @jollythewolf4998 Před 3 měsíci +4

    To be fair to short heavy heights do change often throughout the years like the in the 1950s I’m pretty sure people were shorter on average than nowadays

  • @HappyGingerWolf
    @HappyGingerWolf Před 2 měsíci +2

    Maybe the comic artists googled the merc heights and saw the 4chan thread, thus accidentally making it become canon

  • @Nedoiko
    @Nedoiko Před 3 měsíci +1

    I would looove a video on the mercs speed! Great job on this one!

  • @CalculatorGuides
    @CalculatorGuides Před 3 měsíci +9

    i wonder in theory if you use collab items (such as ones from deus ex, grordbort, and alien) you could in theory find their height.
    but i remembered the phlog's proportions in tf2 and grordbort canon (MIGHT BE) very off
    edit:the phlogistinator apparently dosent exist? i only saw models of the unnatural selector. which looks exactly like the phlog but has a longer stock and no dongle?(the tank in the bottom). if this is truethis has heavy implications to the lore and might explain how pyro managed to run frontier engineering and uh.
    wdym pyro is able to make stuff

    • @CalculatorGuides
      @CalculatorGuides Před 3 měsíci +4

      ok, ok. THE PHLOG IS ACTUALLY A MODIFIED UNNATURAL SELECTOR!
      the lever is weld. and pyro somehow managed to turn a rifle into a flamethrower.
      while yeah this creates two headcannons that (one of them is in line with tf2 while the other is wack) for me.
      a. the pyro is insanely good at engineering and
      b. we now knew how the phlogistinator worked
      ngl i genuinenly thought that things like the scottish resistance, the flare gun, and maybe even the widowmaker to have good explanation but i guess its the phlog's crit is probably powered by the dongle and that's probably some generator connected to the rifle

    • @chivix4949
      @chivix4949 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@CalculatorGuidesTf2 mercs get most of their weapons from Mann Co, so it must be Mann Co's engineers building phlogs and other jury rigged stuff they have. Pyro is high as a kite in pyroland, so i don't think they can really build anything. (except Mmmph meter with phlog.)

  • @potatosoup9536
    @potatosoup9536 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I absolutely hate the fact that something coming from 4chan of all places is pretty accurate.

  • @moss8981
    @moss8981 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I hope theres a speed followup. great video!

  • @mak3x7
    @mak3x7 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Thats not spys official hight, a spy of his caliber knows how to fake his height.

  • @theengineer-dellconagher
    @theengineer-dellconagher Před 3 měsíci +9

    could always estimate saxtons height using the jungle inferno vid

  • @makerrov
    @makerrov Před 3 měsíci +8

    I fricking love how the whole video is spent doing calculations literally anything that could be used to measure the mercs' heights after finding out the 4Chan height chart is just a guess, only to turn around and say that yes the 4Chan height chart is accurate rendering the whole video pointless, truly is what 6 years with no updates does to a gamer lmao, A+ video, Great content.

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 Před 3 měsíci +2

    When someone's guess sounds more logical and possible than using the game itself

  • @Zaneyboy2_0
    @Zaneyboy2_0 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I learned I'm as tall as heavy. So, I'm feeling pretty good about myself right now.

  • @derrickbiedermann9802
    @derrickbiedermann9802 Před 3 měsíci +5

    When "If came to me in a dream" is a reliable source

  • @theguyforbrawlz1961
    @theguyforbrawlz1961 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Hey SquimJim I ran into you and Jib during a round of Barnblitz a few days ago. I didn't get the chance to say it in game but your videos are great. Thanks for always managing to come up with interesting and unique ideas for videos. They're always a joy to watch. The fact you do your own art is incredible too.

  • @MachuThePichu
    @MachuThePichu Před 3 měsíci +2

    according to the valve developer wiki hammer units for humans follow the rule of 1foot is 12 hammer units, I am not good at imperial but I think that comes down to 1 inch per hemmer unit (with the 0.75 inch=1 hammer unit being for map architecture) but this is on a general page for the source engine and the tf2 page says that measurements are a little different in tf2 without specifying what they are

    • @AverageConsumer-uj8sm
      @AverageConsumer-uj8sm Před 3 měsíci

      a foot is 12 inches, so yes, 1 inch would be 1 hammer unit in this case

  • @minussoup9183
    @minussoup9183 Před 2 měsíci +2

    What 6 years without an update does to a mf.

  • @xhongi3390
    @xhongi3390 Před 3 měsíci +3

    What 6 years with no updates does to a mfer

  • @LordRemiem
    @LordRemiem Před 3 měsíci +3

    Thanks for including the non-usa measure units, my brain was melting from all the mental math ❤
    [(feet * 30) + (in * 2.5)]cm

    • @Roxor128
      @Roxor128 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Hey, at least they didn't have to do area. That would have involved square roots.
      (sqrt(sqfeet)*0.3)^2 m^2

  • @plantbefore
    @plantbefore Před 2 měsíci +2

    This entire video could just be calling me short, im the height of the engineer.

  • @touhoutrash2436
    @touhoutrash2436 Před 3 měsíci

    Oooooh boy a new SquimJim video Bois on the tf2 mercy hights !

  • @Iron_Soil
    @Iron_Soil Před 3 měsíci +4

    Shoud have used the soldier grenades as scale models as they are possibly real life sized

    • @davitdavid7165
      @davitdavid7165 Před 3 měsíci +4

      I dont trust valve to know weaponary. They designed the scattergun and made the spas12 shoot 2 rounds at once

    • @tbotalpha8133
      @tbotalpha8133 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@davitdavid7165 Also Soldier shoves 4 rockets in the front of his rocket-launcher at once. And Demoman loads 3 grenade into the Loch-N-Load, which only has 2 barrels.
      It's pretty clear that these guns are not realistic in any way.

    • @davitdavid7165
      @davitdavid7165 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @tbotalpha8133 the rocket launcher could be excused as cartoon logic and the Loch n load capacity is because of balancing after it was added, so I won't hold them against it too much.
      The scattergun simply defies reason. Trying to understand how it works will give you a stroke

    • @randomtexanguy9563
      @randomtexanguy9563 Před 18 dny

      @@davitdavid7165 My headcanon on the Scatter Gun:
      The Scatter Gun stores 32 shells in that big drum in the back attached to the grip. The 6 in the "magazine" are ones currently chambered, and thus the Scatter Gun has a total of 38 shells when fully loaded. It can chamber only 6 shells at a time, and the lever action ejects these spent shells and chambers new shells, hence why a shell is not ejected when the Scatter Gun is shot, but only when the lever is cycled.
      It probably alternates between 2 barrels like a Double Barrel Shotgun (like the Force-A-Nature and the Soda Popper) when shot. There are probably 2 chambers and 2 internal tubes that hold 3 shells each. The lever ejects spent shells and lets in a new shell simultaneously in each of these magazines, letting one shell in each chamber as well.
      Essentially, the Scatter Gun is some ungodly, yet innovative marvel of gunsmithing in semi-automatic shotgun technology Frankenstein'd with lever action and Double Barrel technology that also has an internal magazine that stores tons of extra shells (like the SMLE Mk. 3 had an internal magazine to store up to 10 rounds and required 2 5-round clips t o fully load with, which was not changed in later models like the * and Mk. 4) that also doesn't jam and can be refilled in an instant.
      The Scatter Gun also probably doesn't have a big stock and short barrels like the Frontier Justice (which has one barrel) so that it fits in his bag. That's probably where he stores his Scatter Gun and Bat at, and his Pistol is probably in his pocket, and the other pocket is used for storing the 3 mags for it.
      This doesn't make any sense of course, because why would it?
      Additional Headcanons:
      The BFB would work similarly but with one 4-round tube and one barrel.
      The Back Scatter would work similarly but with one 4-round tube and one barrel, but the massive drum mag (reserve ammo) carries so little because of -game balance- potential jamming issues because drum mags are unreliable when fully loaded sometimes.
      Force-A-Nature and Soda Popper are Double Barrel Shotguns.
      Shortstop is a Peppergun.
      edit: I didn't have a stroke figuring it out. I just thought up most of it randomly a while ago while playing the game. Some parts I thought up on the spot.

    • @davitdavid7165
      @davitdavid7165 Před 17 dny

      @randomtexanguy9563 nah. The bolt for the semi auto mechanism has nowhere to go, in first person the muzzle flash only comes from the left barrel, there is no place for the 3rpund tubes (or even the 32 rounds in the drum) and the bolt machismo for the semi auto mechanism combined with the lever action to shell chamfering mechanism would be larger than the gun is currently in its entirety. The only way it can work like this is just handwaving it with Australian because tf2 also takes part in the 60s.
      When looking at the model and animations it's clear that someone threw vaguely old shotgun design details together into an admittedly iconic package.
      Adaptation wise I am thinking you can turn it into a simple lever action with a drum magazine. The person who added it in vr focused in the 2 barrels to make it kinda like the db12, so you need to use the lever every 2 shots.
      I still don't understand why they didn't use normal lever action animations. They even put a loading port on the bottom of the drum.

  • @cheezkid2689
    @cheezkid2689 Před 3 měsíci +9

    I don't know if I love the idea of the 1/4th Freeman being 20 inches tall. Sure, maybe the HEV suit boots are big, but c'mon, Gordon Freeman is not 6'8. I imagine Black Mesa's (admittedly arbitrary) stat of just barely shy of 6'0 is more accurate.