aidyindahouse safe to be - Holy matrimony .....getting married in the place - you may now kiss the bride on the face. Safe to be. - be at the church by 3...reception starts at 8. - in the place dont be late
I dont do weddings cos they do me head ins if off down the shop to get some bread in go home and kick my kids head in cos they won't to bed in......time rhyme, lime, griiiiiiime
Not only are Mr Smile's lyrics both poignant and at the same time thought provoking, but his almost shakespearian style of delivery gives one a sense of pathos, which (dare I say it) is reminiscent of Sir John Gielgud at his finest. Bravo. Encore
jonrotten31 so true the words and flow are so moving i was close to tears Absolutley stunning display of lyricism, so much so my family and i have decided to recite this piece at my great nans funeral. Its what she would have wanted
I think it's genius how he manages to rhyme and not get distracted by the delights that wait for him in the greggs bag.after he eats it he'll have steak bake in his face......crumbs all over the place
This is raw talent. So many of hip hop's innovators can be heard through the fierce rhymes of DJ Smile. Put him on a stage with the best of em - Slick Rick, Eminen, RZA, Keith Murray - DJ Smile will be victorious. I've been in the game for a while now and haven't seen this kind of talent in twenty years. DJ Smile, if you are reading is, I am offering you a job. I own my own record label (Diarrhea Records) and would love to fly out to Smithtown Minnesota to do some sessions. I pay rappers with chicken nuggets so no worries about taking care of yourself. Looking forward to hearing back from you. Ace in the place!!!!
I am DJ Smile's agent, and he would be happy to attend if you would pay him in tubes of Colgate Max White toothpaste, as opposed to chicken nuggets. He finds them hard to chew.
Give it a couple years and I bet this whole unhinged loose DJ Smile flow will become a legitimately un-ironic sub-genre of rap. I mean it happened with mumble rap so anything is possible really 🤷♂️
If Britain could be summed up in one video. The underclass try hard, the cold, miserable weather, the chewing gum strewn streets, the silent rumble of distant traffic.
I have just booked this talented gentleman for my children's joint birthday party. He was quite fantastic, "sketching" some of his more famous raps, such as "bitches in the place", "out of ma face", "time to waste", "Nutella chocolate paste" and his latest sensory delight - "smell, feel, hear, see and taste".
*Lyrics* [Verse One] DJ Smile in the place With the slammin' base in the ace Get pace Bitter knee in the place Safe to be, Ecstasy Safe to be with the base in your face With the bitches in the place Rockin' the place Safe to be, Ecstasy As you see, THAT IS FACKING ME! [Break One] I couldn't, thats it I couldn't think man [Attempt at Verse Two] Come by selector, direct, injector... selecta' [Break Two] What? Erm... Think of summat else I've got a concentration... I've got to say it in skits, sketches. Right? What else? Erm? [Second attempt at Verse Two] She's in the place Off her face Erm, erm, ki.. kick the little face In the place Kick 'em out of the place Cause they're not fucking ace I'm fucking ace I'm the main man in the fucking place Remember the name, DJ Smile Knows how, knows how to, rap it and shock it for a while I'm the main man in fucking 'uddersfield whose going to be supplying for a while Fuck the tile! I'm the fucking man who can do the facking mile [Outro] Right that's all I can do man I have to think what I said...[Verse One] DJ Smile in the place With the slammin' base in the ace Get pace Bitter knee in the place Safe to be, Ecstasy Safe to be with the base in your face With the bitches in the place Rockin' the place Safe to be, Ecstasy As you see, THAT IS FACKING ME! [Break One] I couldn't, thats it I couldn't think man [Attempt at Verse Two] Come by selector, direct, injector... selecta' [Break Two] What? Erm... Think of summat else I've got a concentration... I've got to say it in skits, sketches. Right? What else? Erm? [Second attempt at Verse Two] She's in the place Off her face Erm, erm, ki.. kick the little face In the place Kick 'em out of the place Cause they're not fucking ace I'm fucking ace I'm the main man in the fucking place Remember the name, DJ Smile Knows how, knows how to, rap it and shock it for a while I'm the main man in fucking 'uddersfield whose going to be supplying for a while Fuck the tile! I'm the fucking man who can do the facking mile [Outro] Right that's all I can do man I have to think what I said...
I hardly think one person outside the jobcentre who clearly has problems with drugs is a fair representation of an entire nation, thats like saying all germans are nazi or all americans are fat slobs with heart problems,
youlooklikeawasteman I'd never judge a nation on any actions of idiots. I love British folk, great humor and all of that. I'm Irish and always love heading over to Britain.
A fine speech from an illustrious philologist, who has informed the populace with idiomatic pearls of wisdom to make us all become thinking beings. May his words of virtue and wisdom ingratiate his followers.
I converted this to MP3 and put it on my MP3 player for a laugh... the other day it popped up on shuffle on the bus and I was having a fucking fit of hysterics lol... god knows what everybody else thought haha xD
This video was taken the same day DJ smile arrived back from his NY tour, with jet lag people! Nothing less than a Lyrical masterclass here! Never mind 8 mile, this is 8 tile! PS anyone know if he’s still supplying tiles in huddersfield ? Safe to be people x
People in years to come would study this very diverse and intriguing poetical flyte as clearly he signifies by “fuck the tile” explains on how the rich step on the tile which the tile metaphorically stands for social injustice he explains to flip society on its head a true mastermind.
All who hear'th shall bend the knee, to this eloquent delivery given by a stoic gentleman. Tis enough to put the author sir William wordsworth to shame. I suggest this fine specimen of a human, be put forward for a knighthood for his services to the arts. If not more importantly a Nobel peace prize for his adequate ability to wax lyrical
i can only echo DJ smiles incisive quote " FUCK THE TILE " , a man after my own heart , i think we can all learn a lesson this young mans unique view on the human condition ...Kudos to you sir !!!
This Young Man is an amazing,exiting new,raw,natural talent! I willing to bet,this Genius will Revolutionize the whole Industry of Rap and Hip-Hop within 2 to 3 yrs!!! His Unique,Incomparable and Gangsterized style will bring the next Renaissance into the the Rap Music Industry! This video will be worth tens if not hundreds of thousands of $$$,once he hit big!!! Thank you Hip-Hop Guru!!!
Do you do weddings ?
aidyindahouse safe to be - Holy matrimony .....getting married in the place - you may now kiss the bride on the face.
Safe to be. - be at the church by 3...reception starts at 8. - in the place dont be late
Most underrated comment ever LOL
Hahaha
@@MrBlaine1234 that's had me fucking howling!!!😂
I dont do weddings
cos they do me head ins
if off down the shop
to get some bread in
go home
and kick my kids head in
cos
they won't
to bed in......time
rhyme, lime, griiiiiiime
It's a good job that 'place' rhymes with 'place'
SpitFireShoots this kills me every time I read it 😂😂😂
0:11
plaice and place
@@alexday4118 Ahh right... Must be the first gangsta to rap about a fish 🤔
What about race ,case,lace,trace, but he was put on spot.
Gary Neville has let himself go
Hahahaha it actually does look just like him
that's shit
he looks more like Barry chuckle
He looks like Gary after 5 years of taking heroin
Oh stfu up with your *blank* has let himself go comments. So unfunny
estebanrey you made me laugh for about 20 minutes 😭😂
Barry Chuckle + heroin = DJ Smile
lol
I just lol'd. Thank you, I needed that.
👍🏼
Judging by the lyrics isn’t it Barry chuckle + ecstasy
@@merc5604 To me to you because that is fecking trruuueee
"kick the little face... in the place"
THIS IS WITHOUT DOUBT THE GREATEST LINE IN RAP HISTORY
“Fuck the tile” is a close second
“I’m the main man int’ ‘uddersfield”
He heard the little child cry in the background and thought ‘kick the little face’
@@robbiefellows2200 ‘Fuck the tile’ is pure poetry 😅
sheep in the place is surely the greatest rap lyrics ever
keep goin man keep goin
😂😂😂
What a supportive friend!
Not only are Mr Smile's lyrics both poignant and at the same time thought provoking, but his almost shakespearian style of delivery gives one a sense of pathos, which (dare I say it) is reminiscent of Sir John Gielgud at his finest. Bravo. Encore
jonrotten31 so true the words and flow are so moving i was close to tears
Absolutley stunning display of lyricism, so much so my family and i have decided to recite this piece at my great nans funeral. Its what she would have wanted
😂😂👍
Yes, Jon. I've often said that.
Underrated comment😂😂
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i can relate to his strong feelings about tiles.
Amen. With that amount of passion I'd say he's attempted a full bathroom at some point.
Fuck the tile
@@twocanvandamme1011 😂😂😂 you know dont you lol 👏🏼👏🏼
He sounds like he's trying to decypher a gameshow bonus round.
Catchphrase lol
Say whatcha see....
Ha ha ha ha, nailed him!
He looks like a young old man.
DerbJd best comment ever
Haha! Nice one. That comment was in your face, in the place with the bass. You know? ;)
"Come by selector direct injector"😂😂
‘Kick the little face, in the place, kick em’ out of the place’
This bit really spoke to me
Cause they're not fuckin ace
This, too, changed my life. Really made me reflect.
Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣
outside the job center haha
'Fuck the tile' 'Kick the little face' What a genius.
😂😂😂
I get quite miffed at a tile sometimes. They are taking the piss tho aren't they?
@@selfempower3960
Ate tiles
Ate little faces
Love me missus
Love Bit A'Knee
Simple.
Baby: Cries
DJ Smile: Kick the little face, in the place!
I'm the main man in fucking Huddersfield!
@@BrandonDMorrissey who'll be supplying for a while
Am the main man in fookin 'uddersfield who's gonna be supplyin for a whayle
Fuck the tile
I'm the fackin man who can do the fackin mile.
Yes but what is he supplying. And for how long?
@@T.C.S123 supplying the sick beats
Supplying tiles for a while haha
that is FACCKKIN me
Bill Thomson LOOL that was fuckin hilarious
I think it's genius how he manages to rhyme and not get distracted by the delights that wait for him in the greggs bag.after he eats it he'll have steak bake in his face......crumbs all over the place
This young man knows how to rap it and shock it for a while
+james w truth
In the place
You took the words from his mother's mouth.
9 years later and this still makes me laugh 😂🤦🏻♂️
Wonder if he’s got that massive spot off his beak yet.
Likewise! I've been back on him for a couple of weeks and it's the best tonic! Try "D4nny" for some more shithousing
I come back every year or so for a dose lol
Even better is the comment section 😂
This is raw talent. So many of hip hop's innovators can be heard through the fierce rhymes of DJ Smile. Put him on a stage with the best of em - Slick Rick, Eminen, RZA, Keith Murray - DJ Smile will be victorious. I've been in the game for a while now and haven't seen this kind of talent in twenty years. DJ Smile, if you are reading is, I am offering you a job. I own my own record label (Diarrhea Records) and would love to fly out to Smithtown Minnesota to do some sessions. I pay rappers with chicken nuggets so no worries about taking care of yourself. Looking forward to hearing back from you. Ace in the place!!!!
ur funny man when I read diarrhoea records I was like lool
I am DJ Smile's agent, and he would be happy to attend if you would pay him in tubes of Colgate Max White toothpaste, as opposed to chicken nuggets. He finds them hard to chew.
Give it a couple years and I bet this whole unhinged loose DJ Smile flow will become a legitimately un-ironic sub-genre of rap. I mean it happened with mumble rap so anything is possible really 🤷♂️
SMITHTOWN MINNESOTA? Boy you better put some respect on UK's elite rapper
If Britain could be summed up in one video. The underclass try hard, the cold, miserable weather, the chewing gum strewn streets, the silent rumble of distant traffic.
And that mild echo of what I think is a baby's cry somewhere in the video
You better be English or that's way out of pocket. Ain't no one disparaging our chewing gum festooned shit pile but us! :)
He says hes a dj but he spits bars... Must be multi talented 🤣😂
I love how the guy in the background encourages him. "Keep going mon" haha
Worst thing to hit Huddersfield since the Black Death
I laughed at this for a good 5 minutes 10/10 sir
Uddersfield*
Huddersfield is the black death. 5 minutes in the bus station makes you think the apocalypse has arrived
@@GiantSandles lol
@@GiantSandles Indeed!
I have just booked this talented gentleman for my children's joint birthday party. He was quite fantastic, "sketching" some of his more famous raps, such as "bitches in the place", "out of ma face", "time to waste", "Nutella chocolate paste" and his latest sensory delight - "smell, feel, hear, see and taste".
Just came back to get my yearly dose of the greatest MC of all time! Aint nobody dropped lyrics this profound ever since Smile did it!
I always come back too 🤣👏🤣
@@melissajames6925 and me 😛😛😛😛
Fuck the tile
I’m here now 👍🏻
@@MossSideEnterprise Same
playing this at my funeral
‘Fuck the tile’
What did the tile do? 😅
This is a classic. Love coming back to it every now and then
When you say kick the little face. Can you just clarify if that's a young child, a baby, a dwarf even? Thanks.
Safe to be ecstasy
With the bitches in the place
In ya face
Sheep in the place... Of there face 🤣🐑
Will Dunkley as you see that’s it fackkinnnn meee
its safer to be a person
Baby cries “kick the little face”
It got me in tears 5/5
LMFAO!!!
What an absolute WINNER.hehe.
My sides are aching with laughing so hard.
Nice one;-)
That's gotta be the Finest M. C'ing I've ever heard. Dr Dre and Snoop Dog must be shitting themselves.
"Dr Dre and Snoop Dog" arent mc's there rappers lol
sinista motivez They should be still shitting it have you seen this lad.
yea true the guy has got mad skillz
Apparently it's totally unrehearsed
@wobz 😂😂😂
nahhh fr?
*Lyrics*
[Verse One]
DJ Smile in the place
With the slammin' base in the ace
Get pace
Bitter knee in the place
Safe to be, Ecstasy
Safe to be with the base in your face
With the bitches in the place
Rockin' the place
Safe to be, Ecstasy
As you see, THAT IS FACKING ME!
[Break One]
I couldn't, thats it
I couldn't think man
[Attempt at Verse Two]
Come by selector, direct, injector... selecta'
[Break Two]
What?
Erm... Think of summat else
I've got a concentration...
I've got to say it in skits, sketches. Right?
What else? Erm?
[Second attempt at Verse Two]
She's in the place
Off her face
Erm, erm, ki.. kick the little face
In the place
Kick 'em out of the place
Cause they're not fucking ace
I'm fucking ace
I'm the main man in the fucking place
Remember the name, DJ Smile
Knows how, knows how to, rap it and shock it for a while
I'm the main man in fucking 'uddersfield whose going to be supplying for a while
Fuck the tile!
I'm the fucking man who can do the facking mile
[Outro]
Right that's all I can do man
I have to think what I said...[Verse One]
DJ Smile in the place
With the slammin' base in the ace
Get pace
Bitter knee in the place
Safe to be, Ecstasy
Safe to be with the base in your face
With the bitches in the place
Rockin' the place
Safe to be, Ecstasy
As you see, THAT IS FACKING ME!
[Break One]
I couldn't, thats it
I couldn't think man
[Attempt at Verse Two]
Come by selector, direct, injector... selecta'
[Break Two]
What?
Erm... Think of summat else
I've got a concentration...
I've got to say it in skits, sketches. Right?
What else? Erm?
[Second attempt at Verse Two]
She's in the place
Off her face
Erm, erm, ki.. kick the little face
In the place
Kick 'em out of the place
Cause they're not fucking ace
I'm fucking ace
I'm the main man in the fucking place
Remember the name, DJ Smile
Knows how, knows how to, rap it and shock it for a while
I'm the main man in fucking 'uddersfield whose going to be supplying for a while
Fuck the tile!
I'm the fucking man who can do the facking mile
[Outro]
Right that's all I can do man
I have to think what I said...
hero
@@WildNomadicFilms not sheep in the place?
"I'm gonna' be supplyin' forra wile" - Supplying what - Dictionaries?
there's only one thing people mean when they say "supply" on the street. It's drugs. Judging by his lyrics it's ex/md. Judging by his face it's smack.
its a good thing that 'place' rhymes with 'place'
This is Britain for you
FUCK THE TILE IM THE FUCKIN MAN WHO CAN DO THE FUCKIN MILE
lord geoffrey aids in the place, ebola in space kick the little face,
Xtc place to be , it is me , main man in fackin huddersfield,
I hardly think one person outside the jobcentre who clearly has problems with drugs is a fair representation of an entire nation, thats like saying all germans are nazi or all americans are fat slobs with heart problems,
Not really but good attempt try again later
youlooklikeawasteman I'd never judge a nation on any actions of idiots. I love British folk, great humor and all of that. I'm Irish and always love heading over to Britain.
I'm the main man in fookin 'Uddersfield
You're the main man in the Winchester
Gordonator Hah cheers mate
Still watching this to this day. Classic
A fine speech from an illustrious philologist, who has informed the populace with idiomatic pearls of wisdom to make us all become thinking beings. May his words of virtue and wisdom ingratiate his followers.
I bought the wrong adhesive the other night and my wife heard me shouting " fuck the tile "
I converted this to MP3 and put it on my MP3 player for a laugh... the other day it popped up on shuffle on the bus and I was having a fucking fit of hysterics lol... god knows what everybody else thought haha xD
They thought...what is that?
He seen a baby cry then said " kick there little face in the place " 😂😂😂
The old heroin doesn't agree with Tim Westwood
No way never thought of it before he's the double..
who said he's a rapper... he's a poet
My mum wanged my brother to go to huddersfield university. I showed them this... No more
Word has it that he is still rhyming 'place' with 'place'.
At least he writes his own lyrics unlike some rappers
This man is a genius, 10/10 would listen again, it saddens that most plebs that hear this won't understand the deep meaning of his siren like words
Got a bad case of bass in the face?
*Nivea for Men*
After all these year I still watch this. Best video on CZcams handsdown
These are no bullshit lyrics they have proper depth, proper depth.
Watched this at least 100 times now. Never gets old.
When he stops and says WHAT!!!!. COMEDY GOLD
"Sheep in the place, off their face....."
Can tell he's a wool from Yorkshire 😄😂
love coming back to dj smile after all these years 😆 “Fuck the tile” - DJ Smile
Swear he looks like paul from chucklevision
this is what happens when the BBC drop you...
Nah it;s Barry
Up there with the works of Wilde, Shelly, Browning etc. lyrically the most gifted person I have ever heard.
"supplying for a while" - man sounds like he has a long term business plan. Fair play.
This video was taken the same day DJ smile arrived back from his NY tour, with jet lag people! Nothing less than a Lyrical masterclass here! Never mind 8 mile, this is 8 tile! PS anyone know if he’s still supplying tiles in huddersfield ? Safe to be people x
Hahaha well done
“F*ck the tile” - DJ Smile 2019
I'm so moving to Huddersfield
What a lovely young chap
Lovely spotty nose too
People in years to come would study this very diverse and intriguing poetical flyte as clearly he signifies by “fuck the tile” explains on how the rich step on the tile which the tile metaphorically stands for social injustice he explains to flip society on its head a true mastermind.
This guy approached me once and told me, "Don't be a sheep, be a goat".
I thought he was a crazy homeless person with a plastic trident.
The greatest of all time, no one evens comes close to this genius.
The question is…. Is he still supplying or did I just own up to it here 😂
All who hear'th shall bend the knee, to this eloquent delivery given by a stoic gentleman. Tis enough to put the author sir William wordsworth to shame.
I suggest this fine specimen of a human, be put forward for a knighthood for his services to the arts. If not more importantly a Nobel peace prize for his adequate ability to wax lyrical
Play it with 50 Cent's In Da Club instrumental and it doesn't sound half bad.
I met a guy in a Leeds mcdonalds at 3am with a massive blowup microphone singing lines from this video, amazing
the Rap God
someone please give this man a medal, every time im Down this gets cracked on and the laughing starts
I’ve been lookin for this video for years hell yea
Couldn’t find it again finally found it. THAT IS FEKKIN ME
“Keep going man” legendary direction
"Keep going man keep going"
I just want to know who in the right mind would fuck a tile
LukeyASMR theres some strange fuckers in Yorkshire
LukeyASMR Hahahaha!
Hahahahaha mate you cracked me right up!!! 😂😂😂
what a masterpiece
“Carry on… I am listening man it’s good” haha
Eminem isn't a rap god, this man here is the real rap god
The best bit is "DIRECT INJECTAAAA, SELECTAAA" "what?"
brightens my day this character.. without fail
'kick the little face' thats a bar
I almost forgot to watch this today
i can only echo DJ smiles incisive quote " FUCK THE TILE " , a man after my own heart , i think we can all learn a lesson this young mans unique view on the human condition ...Kudos to you sir !!!
This needs to go on iTunes.
His man is a legend in the music industry
Funniest thing I've seen in so long
Give him the cone behind him..tell him it's a saxophone
"Direct injecter.. selectar.... Wot"
This part really resonated with something within me.
The king of kings,The boss of bosses and the main man in huddersfield.What a hero..
"Safe to be ecstacey" LOL
Better than Eminem
Powerful and quite emotional
big respect, loving his lyrics
i saw him today no joke
Barry Chuckle on smack
Certified hood classic.
This Young Man is an amazing,exiting new,raw,natural talent! I willing to bet,this Genius will Revolutionize the whole Industry of Rap and Hip-Hop within 2 to 3 yrs!!! His Unique,Incomparable and Gangsterized style will bring the next Renaissance into the the Rap Music Industry! This video will be worth tens if not hundreds of thousands of $$$,once he hit big!!! Thank you Hip-Hop Guru!!!
He looks like the guy of chuckle brothers
Do you do weddings?