EXPOSING MY SECRET FANTASIES - MY OLD DIARY (The funniest one yet)
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PUNKIN SEEDS (SKIT): • PUNKIN SEEDS - Komedie
"I had two vita gummies today...I'm just hoping it wasn't testosterone."
*OKAY THIS LITERALLY MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD*
I take vita gummies!
@@teresasculli7550 i used to haha XD
@@gaiapx487 lol
I saw this as song as it said it lmao
Omg that was my fav line me and my friend light so hard that we had to change our pants
Me: hears "Alice is 11"
Also me: goes straight to the comment section
Arty Lucas thanks I am not the only one
I am Alice
I am laughing
Alice Will Be Stuck As An 11 Year Old Forever...
Alice is 11.
They gave her a magic computer 🖥 and she said YEY 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A magic commeter
No one:
Not a soul:
7yr old Georgia: *it was filled with cocolile*
my friend drowned in *cocolile*
Yum, cocolile 😋
Me and my beff frind ate coCOilD
someone: yo bro bro that coco is lit
7 yo Georgia: CoCoLiLe!!!!!!!!!
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Everyone: then a wild dog turns in to a wolf
Aduicence: * No one claps*
Georgia: then my dog turns into a broclli!
Aducence: *claps*
Himanshu Rana did u mean to spell audience wrong?
*Audience
No...
Audience: CHEERS LIKE MAD!!!!!!
Guys he’s just tryna fill the role of 5yr old Georgia
I Slay
Ooooh... right sorry 😐 that makes sense
Nobody:
Little Georgia: ‘aNd i SAid yEY!’😂
Hahaha! 😂
😂
anb i saib yey
WA LOLLLLL!!!!
Why am I laughing so much at her accent when she’s reading-
Same 😂
YASS GIRLLLYYYYYYYYY
Sorry
Bc its so funny
I never saw a comment that is so true and hilarious
@@Janeyyyyyyyyyy why did u say sorry???
"Then Lily snacked it from me. I snacked it back"
Literary genius
Lol 😂
"I bit in to the *nugets* "
"Mmmmm, my farret chicken nugets"
I DIEEEDDDD 😂😂😂
Annabelle Boyd Sameeeeee lol 😂
Same!!!!!!!
Annabelle Boyd 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I was laughing my head off
*NUGETS* my favourite food
Georgia sounds like gru when she mimics her younger self
Rhianna Jade yes
This dayum lmao is fun 👉#caslutnerd
Yes she sound like gru 🙊🙉🙈🤓
true
YASSSS
*The dislikes are from Zara Lee's multiple CZcams accounts*
Lol
OMG yes
Yup totally true like soooo true 😂
XD
@@The_Great_War13 lol
I can’t even imagine how hard her teacher laughed while reading those 😂 I’m a fan by the way 💕💕😂
Me to
Me three 😂
Same
Me four
Me five!
“Alice is 11”
Me: Tell me something I don’t know
Alice is 11
Who remembers this
They had a bog its name was bash ⚫
My cusin alic is 11⚫
And⚫⚫⚫
The skery gam⚫
Full stop ⚫
alice is 11
The more you know 😉🤣
aLicE iS elEveN :))
Me:
No one:
7 yer uld georgia: "it was fild with cocolile"
Queen Beach LMAO "ULD" 😂🤣
The "uld" was a joke lol HAHAHA
Queen Beach HOW I PRONOUNCED IT OUT LOUD I SOUND LIKE MY GRANDPA AHAHAJEHSJ IM DEAD 💀😂
im guessing by your grammar mistakes that your user name is meant to be queen bitch?!!!??
Am i correct?
@@S34NYBIZZ lol nah HAHAHAHA
Georgia, "I'll save you for a rainy day,"
Australia, "Rain? We don't know her."
That’s where ya wrong it rains like mad in some places!
Me in Australia : so hot
Canadians :🥶
My dads just looking at me asking why I’m on the ground laughing
Dads?
@@ianbougie5851 they meant “dad’s” as in “dad is”
Person: do you want some chocolate?
Me: it’s called *coco lile*
OMG OMG OMG GEORGIA! YOU GAVE ME A HEART!! I LOVE YOU!! ❤️❤️
This is me after i went to the dentist
like duh tell that person to Google it he,ll eventuely find it
Me, an intellectual: _cocolile_
.
.
.
@@quantxms1632 luckyy
Roses are red
Cactus are prickly
Oh my god
That escalated quickly
Smart ima Use this
“It was crispy” I died 😭😂
Young Georgia:“Sum times i play next door there are two little gels called sheby and brone”
Her teacher for the year:”Georgia who is sheby and brone”
Young Georgia: “my frands”
Georgia’s teacher:”okay then”
No one:
Honestly no one:
Everyone in the comments:does this
Yep I was just thinking that
Honestly though 😂
thank you im not the only one who thought this
Who cares
I was like haha yeah people do this a lot... then I scrolled
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Young Georgia: Alice is 11
Zoe H haha
Wow
Zoe H this made me laugh
👏👏👏 YES
Huh weird my name is Alice
Georgia: It’s SO hot in Australia!!
Also Georgia: *has 3 candles lit in her room*
😌
I didn’t notice those until now
@Crīspÿ omg haha I don't even remember commenting that. 😂
haha good job for remembering
Australia is hot but I have 4 candles and I don’t know why
😂
7:08
"You can't Go WrOnG" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOVE THAT VOICE CRACK AHAHAH
lovely
Love your great vids Georgia
Awesome 😊❤️
YAZ
Yzabel Tallada lol me too
I love the voice to
No one:
Literally no one:
7 year old Georgia:
“i biT iNtO tHe NugEts oH tHatS anOthEr StoRy.”
Thank you for the likes 😊
Kate Thompson
7 year old Georgia, two seconds later: *_NuGeTs_*
LMAO "I need my *NuGets*
Lol
Georgia: *"Cocolile"*
.
.
.
No one:
---
Me: _And that, people is the part where I died…_
_of LAUGHTER!!!_
😂😂😂👏👏👏
*Thats the day people learnt that laughter is dangerous...*
Georgia: "She was the school's best booling"
I could watch this over and over and I won't be bored lol
“ I didn’t think foetus Georgia would give me enough resources”
but she delivered
fetus?
@@hoped1368 i am an Australian and i was never taught to write it like that
kitty Jackson we are apart of the commonwealth so we spell it like that even my phone autocorrects it to foetus
@@hoped1368 ight i understand i also just checked it myself and i found i was wrong i am very sorry
Nope there is two ways to spell it guys, kinda like colour
No one:
Literally No One:
Georgia: tHe bRaCkE dIdN’t wOrCk
What?
Its spelt brake
wHaT
NO ONE
@@freya9345 Whoops :\
"Shore" LMFAO @ 2:39
“ I had a *moth* full of *cips* “ 😔
Omg… no way
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Georgia: “Alice is my cousin...”
“And she’s 11...”
love you Georgia
Wow I have a cousin named Alice who’s 11...
swear that every comment is now starting with "nobody: literally no one:" lmao
I love you so much georgia you are my inspiration!
Grandmas kitchen
If you love Georgia❤️
👇🏻
I only liked it because your profile pic hahahaha excellent dude
or woman
im not sexiest
69th like 😎
@@russianspy2388 bhaha!
Scogoogle Maps lol thanks
69 LIKES DONT CHANGE IT
I can't with the voices Georgia puts on while reading. I was drinking and I spat my drink out all on my bed,she's just to funny I'm dead 🤣🤣
When I watched this I laughed so hard I was crying😅😅😅😅😅😥
P.S love you georgia
“Alice is my cousin by the way...”
“she’s 11”
Ffs 🤣🤣
Lol
The OGs would know 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
me: *silently crying as she just donated all her money to a different found raising to safe koalas*
Charlotte Boettjer why
those koalas will love you. They are already functionally extinct, meaning that they could become extinct very soon. Thank you so much again and bless you.
- An Aussie
It was to save livestock and our lives from fires and the fires are close to me
- i am an aussie
Charlotte Boettjer found raising?
*save*
I am literally cracking up!🤪😂😂😂😂😂😅🤣
Mum: what do you want for dinner
Georgia: nudgets
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Georgia: oh then her dog turned into broccoli.
Lol
What???
Lol
She’s funny a nice beautiful DONT YOU GET IT
Lol and what the heaven
Watching back on these, I admire Georgia's patience to edit in every word for that specific timing, I get so impatient when I edit.👏🏻
She is truly a funny adult and definitely a future comedian I will watch her everyday😅
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Young Georgia: ALice is 11
Alice Will Forever Be 11
Eva Malthouse Alice is 11
Eva Malthouse you copied
Great job copy
Hey did you know that,
Alice is 11
someone needs to turn all these into a massive book
They do tho ngl
Fr
0:01- Epic voice crack
"When you can't go wrong" @ 0:01 & 7:11
lets acknowledge the part when she edits her video very well at 8:26 XD
"Old crap" back then I thought mine was absolutely gold 😂
When it say 43 seconds ago
Tessie Bessie I thought that was a TikTok thing
Lol same
@@keiraknight9803 hahahah yeah
Minutes*
Is it just me or do I love Georgia’s intro Is just amazing I really love it :)
5:00 I use to do this when I’m scared to ask my parents or when I’m angry or there angry at me
i've pretty much watched all your vids and you make everything worth watching and enjoyable, it's a georgia gift, thank you
4:42 was that tinny Georgia’s attempt to say “ they loooked like sick c*nts” She was born and raised true Aussie
Once you hear it and see this it can't get out of your head :p
Nobody:
Litterally no one:
Little Georgia: yAk sEAd mUm
Hi I'm a young Aussie living in Queensland and I would just like to say that you're such a good youtuber. I have only discovered you a few months ago but I really like your videos. I actually have family down where the fires were and just because it's over doesn't mean people aren't still suffering. Thank you so much for the message you sent out to help those animals and the people affected.
Can we all appreciate how strong Georgia is. She is so funny and provides entertainment for tons of people but she has grown up without a father.
Georgia: so let’s start reading
More like translating the writing to English
This guy lmao fun af 👉#caslutnerd
who else heard the name 'Alice' and immediately thought
'Alice is 11'
YES 😂
yEs
Me I have watched every single episode in a row
Why tho
Me
Binged watched all of the series after work and crying my eyes out 😂😂😂
Two things: 1: It’s impossible to watch this without laughing. 2: pause the video at anytime and enjoy the hilarious face 🤣🤣😂
Nobody:
Georgia’s Comment Section:
*Everybody:*
It’s funny how my ex- best friends name is also Zarah-Lea
Weird
My besties name right now is zahra-lea😂😭💀
Oh oof.what if thats.all the same.person
My cousin is named Zarah-Lea
P A S T E L B U N I my name is Zahra
I NEED A PART 5 PLEASE
When she said :Goodafternoon, I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not even a single soul:
No one in the universe:
Comments:”AlIcE Is EleVEn”
@VOLTRON LD
*picks up book to see if she read that right*
When she finished reading the first page everyone in my house was looking at my like I was crazy because I was laughing so HARD. *BTW I have watched this video three times
same!
I've watched it 7 😂
Sameeeee
Same, I’ve probably watched more tho, i watch all her vids so many times
GURLL I WATCHED IT MORE THAN 20 TIMES 😂😭😅
“ Cya later, potato “ I love it so much!
Georgia: My Pa died when I was seven.
Me: My Poppy died when I was four and I’m 23 and have a successful life with my horse that I love so much and my CZcams channel isn’t as big as urs but I have a good life and I don’t want to change it all I want is my poppy to be alive then I will be so happy. If I can have a great life and so can u everyone can do anything even if they lost someone special.
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Not even a single soul:
Georgia: She invits her self- W-wHy Do I sOuNd RuSsIaN?
*It was a normal day at lunch*
The smart kid: That test was *Soooo* easy
The dumb kid: No, it wasn't!
Small Georgia: *You guy's want some cocolile?*
Everyone: A what!?
Small Georgia: *Some cocolile..?*
Zara lee: *Laughs like a Cicon*
everyone: okay......?
alice are you 11?
chicken strips lmao
Alice Potato 😂😂😂
chicken strips no Im a cicon
Yes, I'm 11 People.
These never fail to be absolutely hilarious! Thank you for continuing to make my day Georgia!! 😂❤
“ZaRA LeE WenT up tO tHe diBiNG bOrD AnD bOmD aND boMd” I almost died when Georgia said that💀🤚
LOVE YOUUUU SO MUCHHHH BEEN WATCHING FOR AGES
Same
"Alice is my cousin shes 11"
Me: *dies*
Thanks for all the likes
*Alice is 11*
*Alice is 11*
*Alice is 11*
I don’t get this whole Alice is 11
OH MY GOD THAT INTRO AND THE "HEY, HI, HELLO" JUST SENT ME STRAIGHT INTO THE PAST
the voice crack at the beginning is hilarious
The voice crack 😂😂😂
Me:
Georgia:
Not even the comments:
“She was the schools best booling”
Yes booling
Oh yes a booling
These are so precious and hilarious. The chips and nuggets poem had me DYING
9:32 I DIED
No one, literally no one ever:
Young Georgia: It wAs CriSpY
“my old... what should we call it... *crap* ”
I actually found a story I wrote when I was little where it was girl who went shopping and ran into somebody because it was raining, she then told her parents what happened and she was punished 😅
me supposed to be sleeping 6:00AM: my dog turns into a broclli
last time i was this early georgia’s SVISTER had a BORFDAY PARTTIE
Little Georgia: “It WaS fIlLeD wItH cOcOlIe!”
No one:
Fetus Georgia: *labels tooth, tooth.
Omg! She’s just to funny 😂 This is my first time watching her and omg she has changed my life!
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Georgia: sHe Is eLeVeN
This comment is EVERYWHERE
Scarlet Frankland true! And we both have the same name🤣
Lmao This is fun 👉#caslutnerd
This whole video I was literally crying my eyes out.
Georgia: It was filled with cocolile
Me: Litterally dying with laughter.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My name is Georgia👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👁️👄👁️😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
SAME
good to know you have a laughing problem
NO NEED TO BE RUDE
@@temureveiw NO NEED TO YELL
Georgia: *writes sentences*
Young me in prep: HGFJIK
Your bloody hilarious Georgia and in the making of becoming a great stand-up comedian. Mark my words. :)
Tiny Georgia is her own Santa😂😂💕💕
Part five who's with me like if u want more
Meeèèèeeeè
Meeeeeeeeeee
Yes me cus The books are sooo funny
Meeee
Heck yesssss
Georgia should be an actor, i want to be like her one day, funny, hilarios and funny. I said that twice on purpose.
Dear Georgia,
I’m a 5th grader from California, that’s living in Australia,
I’m going to be moving back to California in a few months and I just wish I could meet you or tell you that your such an amazing person helping me through my hard times of anxiety and depression,
I love you like I know you and I appreciate your hard work ☺️😺
Me: trying to fall asleep watching your vids
Georgia then says, the bRacKe diDn’T wOk
Me then laughing my head off and then being wide awake
Me to😂
Me rn
The chips poem is a masterpiece
I love how when she is upset inside she stills put on her big girl pants just for us🥰😊she is just so kind a loving
“Cocolile” … I’m dying 😂
Hi Georgia! My school is holding a non-uniform day on Australia's national holiday, the 27th of January, as well as a bake sale. All the money will be split between the red cross and the wild life fund to help Australia with the fires. Good luck!