Nothing special, just an hour version of "Glory to Arstotzka" for all your stronk needs. Credit to: / aarmestocor Original: • PAPERS, PLEASE: GLORY ...
Good morning. You have been found guilty of talking bad things about Arstotzka and it's propaganda. You are sentenced to forced labour. Glory to Arstotzka!
Red army does not exist, it is Republia propaganda, you are found guilty of spreading fake news, treason of the highest order and collaborating with Kolechian spies. Your excuation is tonight, there is only Arstorzka army. Glory to Arstotzka
Foundation Agent [REDACTED] then mass produce a new tank with 400mm of armour sloped all around and give it a fuckin’ 200mm howitzer and point all them guns back at ‘em *Glory to Arstotzka*
Your family’s future is uncertain And you are sentenced to death for a possible connection with anti state revolutionary groups Glory to the motherland and the everlasting Soviet Union
You have been found guilty of uploading music that isn't yours. This is copyright infringement of the highest order. The execution is scheduled for tonight. The safety of your channel is unknown. Glory to Arstotzka.
Hello CZcamsr. We have audited your channel for the past 20 years. There is some copyright. But I have always wanted this on loop. We will overlook these small transgressions. You have been cleared of any suspicion. Glory to Arstotzka.
Armesto Its yours...............WHAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAFAAAAK TE GALAXY IS RUINE-------------------That was FUCKING AWSOME,idk wtf am i saying right now,I created a new yellow hole,geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
Ah yes. This would play during parades. I remember my first parade like it was yesterday. I was doing some inspections upon my MBT 2 hours before the parade, making sure it was presentable and ready. I then made sure the flag had no dust or any kind of discrepancies on it. I made sure the flag was at its highest point on the flagpole attached to the back of the turret of my MBT. I remember looking around, all the soldiers making sure their uniform was perfect. I then inspected my tank commander uniform for any discrepancies. I then glanced at my badge and smiled, rubbing one finger over it lightly. I then mounted into my position in my tank. It was noon, so the sun was at its highest point. Fortunately, there were some clouds to block out the sun and provide some shade. As I waited for the parade to begin, I examined around. Other tankers still getting ready. All the infantry in front of us getting in formation. And then the crowd, waiting in anticipation, and little children hopping up and down, bursting with excitement. Then the parade began. The crowd cheered with great enthusiasm. Fighters from the Arstotzkan Air Force flew over us in Eagle formation. (that’s the bird of the Arstotzkan flag, for those who don’t know.) And the music began, and never have I felt so much pride about becoming a tank commander in the Arstotzkan Army. I remember I then faced the left with everyone else, giving the Arstotzkan salute. We then shouted loudly with great pride “GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!” Does anyone else remember their first parade?
Ah I remember this parade. I was just shortly behind the tanks in formation with the 1st infantry brigade. This parade shortly after the war with kolechia yes?
I was in a sniper position with my spotter providing cover for the parade, well done comrade, thank whoever you believe in that those KOLECHIAN extremists didn't ruin our parades
Oh cool i was one of the flagbearers in the front after the Kolechian war that ended in 1945 we rebanded and now i retired. (For onlookers sake its a fictional thing)
Arztotzka-----------------Arstotzka Discrepancy noticed: Interrogate -There seems to be a discrepancy in your comment -The comment is correct *DETAINED*
Kolenchia: Could you not make a better anthem then us? Arstotzka: *Does it anyways.* Kolenchia: Come on, Really man!? Arstotzka: Sorry, I could not not.
Hello inspector. We have audited your activities for the past 20 years. There are some anomalies. But you have served Arstotzka well. We will overlook these small transgressions. You have been cleared of any suspicion. Glory to Arstotzka. True Arstotzkan words...
Greetings. I have been notified that you have detained me , which is a crime against Ministry of Justice. Your sentence is forced labor , under strict supervision. Since detaining me was probably done for a suspicious group. Ministry of Justice will now search all your activites for the last 20 years. If anything related to that group is found , your sentence is going to be 10 years in prison. Please contact Ministry of Labor to be notified when the forced labor starts. Glory to Arstotzka!
Marched into the lunchroom at work with a few of my co-workers dressed in Arstotzkan uniforms and holding up a flag with the Arstotzkan crest. Should've had this playing.
*~Cobrastan News~* Terrorist attack today in the borders of Cobrastan. Two angry men tried to bomb the security guards while screaming "GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA" and unfortunately they succeed.
Rafael Mikoski Rosa Brasil já já vira Arstotzka, as contas já estão caras que nem a de Arstotzka, comunismo também já tá 3 a mil, falta só o hino. Gloria a URSB (União das Repúblicas Socialistas Brasileiras) :v
You have been found guilty of uploading music that isn't yours. This is copyright infringement of the highest order. The execution is scheduled for tonight. The safety of your channel is unknown. Glory to Arstotzka. *DETAINED NEXT!!!
people be obsessing about jack in the comments but what about lewis and simon? they did a funnier playthrough if you ask me, still a fan of jack tho, just sayin
Tbfilm *looks at you intensly* How dare you say such great things about unremarkable people but say such little about greatest person. DETAINED! Do not come back! GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! MOTHER PROUD!
TBFilms You have been found guilty of coming back after being told not to. This act of unlawful behavior is of the highest order. The exicution is scheduled for tonight. The safety of your comment is unknown. GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! MOTHER PROUD!
To the 120 citizens who disliked this video. The Ministry Of Public Information have noted and reported this act of delinquency against the state. The Ministry Of Justice and foreign affairs have sentenced said citizens to 3 days of forced labour. And will receive a fine of 20 credits. Failure to pay the fine will result forced labour of up to 3 weeks until debt is payed off. The Glorious Sovereign State Of Arstozka Has No Patience for Delinquency. GLORY TO ARSTOZKA! From the Ministry Of Justice and foreign affairs.
Communism is one of the best things that happened to the world some of you won't agree, but think if communism didn't happen we wouldn't have things like this..............
Macedonian Gamer not the best ideal, capitalism is better, but it did bring some fun games and good songs, and if trovski took power instead of stalin communism would be like nazism
You have been found guilty of treason against the Arstotzkan Government. Your execution is scheduled for sunrise and you are expected to show up to your local town square. The safety of your family is not guaranteed. Goodbye Lord of Tea. Glory to Arstotzka...
Perfect video doesn't exi....
Executed
Detained and Executed
Detaining and Executing, Huh?
You must be lincensed for detaining....and you're license is missing....*Detained!*
Oh no, you were right, it should have been 24 hours.
Good morning. You have been found guilty of talking bad things about Arstotzka and it's propaganda. You are sentenced to forced labour. Glory to Arstotzka!
Your brother runs out of toilet paper, yells
PAPERS PLEASE
Can I have some? I need it
Denied.
@Brian Griffin Is Gay Wrong?
@@dx9. in Soviet Russia yes
@@Housing_Crisis damn.. you just found an old comment that my sis put on here when we share the acc
did they hire the entire red army chorus for this?
Polska red army is nothing compared to one man from Arstotzka.
Arstotzka Empire agreed GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
Red army does not exist, it is Republia propaganda, you are found guilty of spreading fake news, treason of the highest order and collaborating with Kolechian spies. Your excuation is tonight, there is only Arstorzka army. Glory to Arstotzka
The one from Eddsworld?
@@ArstotzkaEmpire *GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY ARSTOTZKA*
The legend says jorji is still trying to get a green stamp
I heard he gave up... ;-;
i heard he chucks potatoes at the security guards
I heard he actually got in, but who knows... Only the agent who talked to him would know.
POTATOE MAN SHALL RISE TO HIGHST ORDER OF ARSKOTCHA
@@Khris_HeimdallDetachment he did eventually
Glory to Kolechia! Oh wait...shi- *detained*
Only Arstotzkan language is allowed in Arstotzka!
Glory to Cobrastan :3
glory to soviet union :P
Never thought i'd be seeing you in Prison Also....
Holy Roman Empire Ball Polandball fan?
You see Ivan, no one forge papers when 152mm Howitzer pointed at them.
Yes comrade, but what if they have a 153mm Howitzer punted at you?
Foundation Agent [REDACTED] then mass produce a new tank with 400mm of armour sloped all around and give it a fuckin’ 200mm howitzer and point all them guns back at ‘em
*Glory to Arstotzka*
-"Papers plea.... se?"
BT-7 commander "uhm, dah.. nyet!"
BT-7 shoots the building with expiramental HE
Proceeds to *jump* to the boat to berlin!
Your family’s future is uncertain
And you are sentenced to death for a possible connection with anti state revolutionary groups
Glory to the motherland and the everlasting Soviet Union
*n o b o d y*
if I ever get to create a country, this will be it's anthem
Arstotzka will copyright you tho
@ lava launchers
Not if they are a loyal vassal of Arstotzka ^^
only the first hour?
Sorry I will try to make this the national anthem of Maiserskott
I dunno but this is already Arstotzka's anthem
You have been found guilty of uploading music that isn't yours.
This is copyright infringement of the highest order.
The execution is scheduled for tonight.
The safety of your channel is unknown.
Glory to Arstotzka.
Glory to Youtubzka
Hello CZcamsr.
We have audited your channel for the past 20 years.
There is some copyright.
But I have always wanted this on loop.
We will overlook these small transgressions.
You have been cleared of any suspicion.
Glory to Arstotzka.
Shortly you will be sent to the nearest gulag.
copyright, huh? DETAINED!!!
Detaining for detaining huh? *DETAINED!*
I think I know this.
If you want me to take it down, I can do so.
Nah, a lot of people asked for this. But please, give credits to the author and link. If you put that, it's fine.
Armesto Its yours...............WHAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAFAAAAK TE GALAXY IS RUINE-------------------That was FUCKING AWSOME,idk wtf am i saying right now,I created a new yellow hole,geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
You failed one letter. Detained.
For pretending to be Arstotzkan border patrol you have been detained and issued a warning for fraudulent justice.
Thank you,
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
This music fills you with determina...sorry wrong fandom
Glory to Arstotzka!
Disrespectful for our nation!
The ministry of disregard will hear about this
Hahahahah
Glory to Arstotzka
Glory to Arstotzka!
DETAINED
Friend: "What type of music do you like to listen to?"
Me:
What better than hymn of glorious motherland comrade? Glory to Arstotzka!
Only intended this to be for myself but damn, this'll work.
loL
*GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA*
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
Doing my german homework with this music feels epic
no coinsidence
Пов: Учишь историю ссср
Ah yes. This would play during parades. I remember my first parade like it was yesterday.
I was doing some inspections upon my MBT 2 hours before the parade, making sure it was presentable and ready. I then made sure the flag had no dust or any kind of discrepancies on it. I made sure the flag was at its highest point on the flagpole attached to the back of the turret of my MBT. I remember looking around, all the soldiers making sure their uniform was perfect. I then inspected my tank commander uniform for any discrepancies. I then glanced at my badge and smiled, rubbing one finger over it lightly.
I then mounted into my position in my tank. It was noon, so the sun was at its highest point. Fortunately, there were some clouds to block out the sun and provide some shade. As I waited for the parade to begin, I examined around. Other tankers still getting ready. All the infantry in front of us getting in formation. And then the crowd, waiting in anticipation, and little children hopping up and down, bursting with excitement.
Then the parade began. The crowd cheered with great enthusiasm. Fighters from the Arstotzkan Air Force flew over us in Eagle formation. (that’s the bird of the Arstotzkan flag, for those who don’t know.) And the music began, and never have I felt so much pride about becoming a tank commander in the Arstotzkan Army. I remember I then faced the left with everyone else, giving the Arstotzkan salute. We then shouted loudly with great pride
“GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!”
Does anyone else remember their first parade?
no
Ah I remember this parade. I was just shortly behind the tanks in formation with the 1st infantry brigade. This parade shortly after the war with kolechia yes?
I was in a sniper position with my spotter providing cover for the parade, well done comrade, thank whoever you believe in that those KOLECHIAN extremists didn't ruin our parades
I was busy checking peoples papers…
Oh cool i was one of the flagbearers in the front after the Kolechian war that ended in 1945 we rebanded and now i retired. (For onlookers sake its a fictional thing)
Glory to New Art- *OH SH-*
*detained*
*Out.*
You can't stop the revolution and tearing down the wall. Whatever you do, people will still free themselves.
The Stealth Rockets Channel DETAINED!!!
☀Glory to New Arstotzka☀
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! MOTHER PROUD!
Welcome to: GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY MORHER PROUDDDDDDD!!!!!
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
Edit 1: Thank you for the likes!
GREATEST COUNTRY!!! EZIC VERSION: MOST TYRANNIC COUNTY
denisdaily fan THE DUCK VOICE ARSTOTZKA CAN INTO SPACE!
thank you
Thanks
🐶🐶🐶
it's...it's beautiful...
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!!
Glory to arstotzka !,
Glory to new arstotzka kanka :D
Vivé la Republía
Karl Marx pfp
-new things to listen in car-
-I like trains-
It is weird that I played this song for my homework? Seems like checking people passports.
Glory to Arstotzka
GLORY TO ARZTOTZKA
-JACK.
the green potato
The green potato man
Arztotzka-----------------Arstotzka Discrepancy noticed: Interrogate
-There seems to be a discrepancy in your comment
-The comment is correct
*DETAINED*
João Ribeiro .
Thank you
Glory to Arztotska!
Its been 5 years but still GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
"Work visa says you wish to be teacher...teachers not needed; children cannot learn."
JoshL117 billy can teach himself he is clever boy
Josh We have talked about Words that are inappropriate So Detained the planty is Forced Labor Glory to arstotzka
Why?
They cannot read.
Kolenchia: Could you not make a better anthem then us?
Arstotzka: *Does it anyways.*
Kolenchia: Come on, Really man!?
Arstotzka: Sorry, I could not not.
me and the bois marching to the battlefield during WW3
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
in iran
All hail Jorji!!!
Where is the picture from? It would be perfect desktop background for any good citizen of The Great Arstotzka.
imgur.com/uBZBOZE here you go. Glory to Arstotzka.
Thank you. Glory to Arstotzka.
Trotom7 lol what
Professor Mario GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
Professor Mario you didn't say GLORY to ARSTOTZKA . you are going to be detained for traitorous behaviour.
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
glory to arstotzka!
DETAINED
3 lines = Adidas confirmed
Well it's a communist country in Germany, so?
The Arstotzkan Government approves of this masterpiece comrade. You are awarded level 4 habitation. Glory to Arstotzka!
"Here."
*Gives Ezic Note*
*Leaves*
Whenever I do my household chores. I always play this song. Made me feel like I am tributing to the glory of ARSTOTZKA!
Glory to ARSTOTZKA!!!!!!
no need to play it, the anthem will be always in our hearts
Glory to Impor !..
I feel very alone...
Is it bad to think that this is better than most other countrie's anthems?
no
no this is better than the anthem of my country lol
No, it is only natural
no
@Ezic Order yes and I need to listen to it every school year
You sir have earned a subscriber Also Glory to Arstotzka
Jack would be proud
GLORY TO ARSTOTKA and Jacksepticeye of course :P
love your name xD
THX
GLORY TO THE MARSHAL!
Angry Marine. People call people what they are
Hello inspector.
We have audited your activities for the past 20 years.
There are some anomalies.
But you have served Arstotzka well.
We will overlook these small transgressions.
You have been cleared of any suspicion.
Glory to Arstotzka.
True Arstotzkan words...
This is the right arstotzkan anthem you are now promoted into a 1 star General GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
Glory to Arstotzka
Kolechia is shit hole
Is this Dj BlyatMan?
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
thank you so much for making this 1 hour
Why do I have the feeling that if Arstotzka would really form as a country there would be hundreds to join?
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!! GOD BLESS ARSTOTZA!!
This song is very powerful.
GLORY TO ARTOZKA GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY MOTHER PROUD
For a moment I thought this would be a compilation of Jay saying "Glory to Arstotzka"
Greetings. Ministry of propaganda contacted me and told me that this video is approved. Glory to Arstotzka !
Minister of Justice You do a great job for a great country but.. DETAINED
Greetings. I have been notified that you have detained me , which is a crime against Ministry of Justice. Your sentence is forced labor , under strict supervision. Since detaining me was probably done for a suspicious group. Ministry of Justice will now search all your activites for the last 20 years. If anything related to that group is found , your sentence is going to be 10 years in prison. Please contact Ministry of Labor to be notified when the forced labor starts. Glory to Arstotzka!
glory to the brave soldiers who have fought during the six years war. GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
Marched into the lunchroom at work with a few of my co-workers dressed in Arstotzkan uniforms and holding up a flag with the Arstotzkan crest. Should've had this playing.
I'm not a hater of the music in this sound track, but the fandom is... extremely... patriotic, let's just say. Might as well- GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
GOD BLESS MURICA WAIT OH SH- *detained*
I remember a while ago in school we had to create a fake country for a project and my friend created Arstotzka
SLAVA ARSTOTZKA!!!
r u latvian?
BenitoCortez90 not he's not. I know who is a citizen so shut the fuck up.
Another liar, Arstotzka is a glorius and benevolent Republic. Go away you monarchist!
Надо говорить Бля#ь Слава Арстонсцке
SLAVA ARSTOTZKA INSPECTOR
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
Glory to new arstotzka
Blue Good the new republic of arstotzka
Eye
DETAINED
Arstotzka Empire its a joke calm down
Long live the revolution!
Your family will be questioned about their involvement.
Glory to Arstotzka.
*p o t a t o e s*
Glory to Artstotzka
Arstotzka > USSR
Le Soviet Spy YES
Le Soviet Spy or in Russian it's CCCP
Not exactly, its border between east and west Germany.
ussr
USSR is Republian propaganda, DETAINED
Glory to Arstotzka
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! THE GREATEST CONTRY!
Ministry Of Videos note
...................
This is the best 1h video in existence.
...................
Reward - 150 credits
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!
*Glory to Arstotzka!*
This is what i call good músic
I unironically fell asleep to this.
Glory to Cobrastan!
*DETAINED*
yes potato man
That's not a real contry ;-; DETAIN!
you obvously mispoke, its pronounced arstotzka
*~Cobrastan News~*
Terrorist attack today in the borders of Cobrastan. Two angry men tried to bomb the security guards while screaming "GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA" and unfortunately they succeed.
glory to arstotzka
doom to kolechia
gaylechia arstotzka the best
@@epiccarguy892 yeah fellow arstotzkan citizen
Great song to listen when grading exams!
"If you have any evidence, give it to us."
*hands ezic note*
*executed*
Слава Арстоцке
Cyka Blyat!
svoi! ))0))0
)
DETAINED
Russia doesn't exist. Glory to Arstotzka!!
i can feel the massive nostalgia
How to say "Glory to Arstotzka" in Arstotzkan:
Cabastrili guyy-i Arstotzka
Ehh arstotzka speak russian no that ...
Glory to artzotzka
... eh, arotza?
Artzozkaz?
ATROVZTA?
ARDOSDGIPZOFKA?
Glory to BRAZIL HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE BR RBR RBRBRBBR
Rafael Mikoski Rosa Brasil já já vira Arstotzka, as contas já estão caras que nem a de Arstotzka, comunismo também já tá 3 a mil, falta só o hino. Gloria a URSB (União das Repúblicas Socialistas Brasileiras) :v
DETAINED
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! P.S 10th comment.
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA GREATEST COUNTRY MAKE US PROUD!
The Hammer and Sickle Soviet Union yo stalin
The Hammer and Sickle Soviet Union nonono,its MAKE MOTHER PROUD! Thats the shot!
Commie Sans Hmm this AU version of me seems to be a Communist... Fair play 👏
Glory to Motherland!
So much stronk... a real man needs only the original to persevere...
Me : **Has homework but dont want to do it**
Me : **Play this soundtrack**
Also me : Lazyness 0
Courage 100
Patriotic 100
Glory to cobrastan!
cobrastan not real contry
DETAINED
GLORY TO KOLECHIA!
@Erwin Rommel *DETAINED*
so glorious 😎
Gloria para Arstozka!
You have been found guilty of uploading music that isn't yours.
This is copyright infringement of the highest order.
The execution is scheduled for tonight.
The safety of your channel is unknown.
Glory to Arstotzka. *DETAINED
NEXT!!!
Ireland Mapping Lol
people be obsessing about jack in the comments but what about lewis and simon? they did a funnier playthrough if you ask me, still a fan of jack tho, just sayin
Tbfilm *looks at you intensly* How dare you say such great things about unremarkable people but say such little about greatest person. DETAINED! Do not come back! GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! MOTHER PROUD!
porkypine boi dafuk you on about "unremarkable" lol, yogs are the OG gameplay channel
TBFilms You have been found guilty of coming back after being told not to.
This act of unlawful behavior is of the highest order.
The exicution is scheduled for tonight.
The safety of your comment is unknown.
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! MOTHER PROUD!
porkypine mate im the Rasputin of Arstotzka, you cant make me disappear that easy
Kunnia Arstotzkalle!
The three stripes remind me of something...
*DETAINED*
Glory to the federation!
I refuse! Glory glory glo.. ahhhhhhhhh
You are a carrier of contagion.
Kemerovo ball mm... excuse me do not take this serious is a game enjoy it 😊
lee yi xian idk
No, this is a statement of facts.
is Arstotzka real
Yes.
*DETAINED*
yes its in my garden
Ackoli Stuff салат?
Почему хочу салат?
To the 120 citizens who disliked this video.
The Ministry Of Public Information have noted and reported this act of delinquency against the state.
The Ministry Of Justice and foreign affairs have sentenced said citizens to 3 days of forced labour. And will receive a fine of 20 credits.
Failure to pay the fine will result forced labour of up to 3 weeks until debt is payed off.
The Glorious Sovereign State Of Arstozka Has No Patience for Delinquency.
GLORY TO ARSTOZKA!
From the Ministry Of Justice and foreign affairs.
Glory to Arstotzka, lads.
No! You have it wrong! GLORY TO RUSSIA! GLORY TO THE USSR!
FOR THE MOTHERLAND COMRADE
DETAINED!
NOPE! GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! BAD TO THE IDIOT RUSSIANS!
DETAIND.Glory to Arsotsika
Doctor DIMITRI I have came here by order to interrogate your loyalty. Have a seat.
Communism is one of the best things that happened to the world some of you won't agree, but think if communism didn't happen we wouldn't have things like this..............
Macedonian Gamer not the best ideal, capitalism is better, but it did bring some fun games and good songs, and if trovski took power instead of stalin communism would be like nazism
Macedonian Gamer communism has absolutely nothing to do with this
it does, Arstotzka great communist country
Arstotzka isn't communist. lol
Nope. It's autocratien-socialist. Communism means anarchism.
Most replayed part is the beggining, not the end.
Glory to Arstotzka!
When you can denied them but you say DETAIN
* I join an ss13 round as HoS *
My brain:
I love this song
Glory to Arstozka!!!
glory to arstotzka comrade !!!
GLORY TO ARSKOTZKA
_Datlof is a _*_proud_*_ nation! We will not accept your petty trinkets!_
_Datlof _*_will_*_ hold! Datlof _*_forever!_*
You have been found guilty of treason against the Arstotzkan Government. Your execution is scheduled for sunrise and you are expected to show up to your local town square. The safety of your family is not guaranteed. Goodbye Lord of Tea.
Glory to Arstotzka...