Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  Před 5 lety +1656

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    • @notoriouscj_3496
      @notoriouscj_3496 Před 5 lety +8

      Dead Meat JEEPERS CREEPERS KILL COUNT PLZZ

    • @notoriouscj_3496
      @notoriouscj_3496 Před 5 lety +7

      Dead Meat or critters plz that would be AWESOME

    • @notoriouscj_3496
      @notoriouscj_3496 Před 5 lety +6

      Dead Meat btw big fan James can’t wait to buy more murch

    • @fazetfue27
      @fazetfue27 Před 5 lety +5

      Not

    • @evil3775
      @evil3775 Před 5 lety +5

      Dead Meat can u please make one about growth 2010

  • @thekempler3799
    @thekempler3799 Před 5 lety +5827

    14:34 Hands down the saddest & emotional kill in Dead Meat's series so far.

    • @felipemovinnn
      @felipemovinnn Před 5 lety +18

      how

    • @busickl9077
      @busickl9077 Před 5 lety +331

      @@felipemovinnn r/wooooosh

    • @juzo1453
      @juzo1453 Před 5 lety +10

      How

    • @Skrilltrap
      @Skrilltrap Před 5 lety +34

      Have you seen Pet Sematary?

    • @Skrilltrap
      @Skrilltrap Před 5 lety +22

      @@juzo1453 not really. I stopped caring for those movies after The Final Destination (FD4) was a pile of shit.

  • @KaZuKan
    @KaZuKan Před 5 lety +8874

    This channel is by far one of my favourite accidental finds.

    • @tsav3355
      @tsav3355 Před 5 lety +213

      I found him by looking up Friday the 13th scenes and there was a kill count

    • @DarkPsychoMessiah
      @DarkPsychoMessiah Před 5 lety +102

      Me too, I wanted to watch a Child's Play kills montage and to my surprise I find this channel

    • @ziggynotverystardust6557
      @ziggynotverystardust6557 Před 5 lety +47

      I wanted predator deleted screens and found this channel

    • @antonanderson1965
      @antonanderson1965 Před 5 lety +17

      same

    • @shrimp8431
      @shrimp8431 Před 5 lety +22

      I was finding a Jurassic Park kill count

  • @zannchristo
    @zannchristo Před 2 lety +181

    The fact that Mother Superior isn't killed is such a kick in the balls. Like, the one person that is directly responsible for this guy to become a killer and literally traumatizes kids in a daily basis isn't dead? W h a t?

  • @jajataroy4636
    @jajataroy4636 Před 4 lety +1433

    “Christmas Anakin isn’t real, he won’t hurt the men, nor the women and the children too.”
    Christmas Anakin:

    • @senseipastaray9494
      @senseipastaray9494 Před 4 lety +35

      Holy shit star wars plot twist Han Solo is Anakin's father

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Před 3 lety +60

      "I punished them. And not just the men but the women and the children too. They were naughty and I slaughtered them. Every single one of them."

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 Před 2 lety +9

      Well, except for the children. May have scared them, but not LITERALLY to death.

    • @albinowolf8453
      @albinowolf8453 Před 2 lety +4

      You mean younglings.

    • @ECHO-87
      @ECHO-87 Před 2 lety +3

      Christmas anakin "am I a joke to you?"

  • @beforeanythingijustwanttos6253

    The horror community is ironically the nicest community ever

    • @Karmen2010
      @Karmen2010 Před 4 lety +226

      I am the nicest, most non violent person you could ever meet but I am obsessed with slasher movies and true crime books. Go figure🤷‍♀️

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Před 4 lety +278

      Some people believe the stereotype that horror fans are psychos who want to copy the murders in the films they watch. But we don't. We just like scary films. The reason horror films are about serial killers, ghosts, possessed toys, vampires, werewolves, zombies, crazy families, cults, rabid animals and so on is because those are all things that scare someone somewhere. And that's what horror's all about. Scaring people and them getting a thrill out of being scared. It doesn't mean the writers, producers, directors, fans or whoever want to become real life killers themselves.

    • @Karmen2010
      @Karmen2010 Před 4 lety +31

      @@Xehanort10 When it comes to reading true crime, I try to block out the fact that these people existed and I wouldn't want to know too much about them becoming it would hurt so bad. I feel bad saying this but I tend to think of them as not even human beings with emotions. I only read true crime because fiction writers can't even come up with some of real life crimes stories. The story is real to me but in my mind, the characters are fiction. As for movies, I pretty much just watch slashers and most of them aren't based on any true story and it takes me to another world when I'm stressed out and think all of my problems are worse than others. I'm not big into gore because it just do anything for me but the bad acting and strange story lines are comforting to me for some reason. My Aunt, who is also very kind and nonviolent, loves all of this type of stuff too and she used to joke that if she were falsely accused of a murder, a look at the books she checked out at the library would hurt her case😂

    • @Karmen2010
      @Karmen2010 Před 4 lety +20

      @@Xehanort10 And you're right about being scared. Being scared about something like a movie temporarily makes the little things that bother you in life seem less significant.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Před 4 lety +18

      @@Karmen2010 With true crime people are interested in why the killers did what they did but still hate them and know they're evil bastards for doing it. It's more about how they think and what would go through someone's head to do sick things like that.

  • @caitlynlumsden4199
    @caitlynlumsden4199 Před 5 lety +1941

    Sad santa: I’m thinking of my parents
    Drunk store guy: oh that’s good good good
    Depressed santa: there dead
    Drunk store guy: owwwwwwwww

    • @goombatroopa5110
      @goombatroopa5110 Před 4 lety +10

      caitlyn lumsden
      Their names are “billy chapman” and “mr simmons”

    • @bernebelmont1857
      @bernebelmont1857 Před 4 lety +27

      That's such an amazing delivery

    • @Karmen2010
      @Karmen2010 Před 4 lety +4

      I always wonder if he knew how they died

    • @theraptor9379
      @theraptor9379 Před 4 lety +12

      They're *

    • @Guys._.
      @Guys._. Před 4 lety +7

      @@theraptor9379
      Damn, you beat me to it.

  • @konstance13
    @konstance13 Před 4 lety +390

    "You're brother's a nutcase, that's what's wrong." That's gotta be one of my favorite line deliveries ever 😂

  • @xx_weirdnesskween_xx1479
    @xx_weirdnesskween_xx1479 Před 4 lety +502

    Bad Christmas gifts:
    -dolls
    -games
    -electronics
    Good Christmas gifts:
    -A bloody box cutter

    • @iwanttobeverified
      @iwanttobeverified Před 4 lety +20

      Fr I keep getting money and so shit when all I want is a bloody box cutter 😩

    • @wolfsharkman00
      @wolfsharkman00 Před 3 lety +1

      @@iwanttobeverified IKR

    • @thebigonethetcotgwgod
      @thebigonethetcotgwgod Před 3 lety +4

      and a axe to the dome

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Před 3 lety +6

      It would have been darkly hilarious if when the police came and found the bodies and saw the little girl with the box cutter then thought she'd killed them.

    • @zherean42069
      @zherean42069 Před 3 lety +2

      i may want butter fly knive 😔
      👉👈

  • @Tores444
    @Tores444 Před 5 lety +2089

    That kid calling Billie a nutcase had the smoothest delivery ever from a kid.

  • @onlykaramellah2868
    @onlykaramellah2868 Před 5 lety +786

    That mic placement tho

  • @peterkrug2327
    @peterkrug2327 Před 4 lety +911

    This is one slasher movie where you really feel bad for the killer.

  • @princessfiona3032
    @princessfiona3032 Před 3 lety +252

    *“Thinking about My parents”*
    “Ohhh good good thats fine thats fine”
    *“They are dead”*
    Ohhh

    • @diamond9368
      @diamond9368 Před 3 lety +4

      Why the heck are you not an ogre yet have you met your soul mate shrek?

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 Před 5 lety +1540

    Wait, really??
    "Sorry I killed your priest, can I offer you some complimentary policing?"
    That's how that went down?

  • @angelvsthewrldd
    @angelvsthewrldd Před 5 lety +2679

    I honestly could care less what series you do a kill count on I'm here for james 😎

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  Před 5 lety +529

      That's what I like to hear

    • @tgslayer4774
      @tgslayer4774 Před 5 lety +10

      Comment Deputy lucky

    • @swatson1523
      @swatson1523 Před 5 lety +35

      I really glad I'm not alone in this 😂😂 something about his voice is so nice to keep me just as intrigued

    • @ShawnHarris
      @ShawnHarris Před 5 lety +2

      Comment Deputy I feel exactly the same way!!

    • @Acul095
      @Acul095 Před 5 lety +2

      same here xD

  • @LordBloodySoul
    @LordBloodySoul Před 4 lety +427

    Ah, yes. My father showed us this wonderful movie as an example of bad parenting and what it could cause.
    Love you, Dad. :3

    • @bo2720
      @bo2720 Před 3 lety +34

      Lol right. This is not just a cheesy slasher. This is a nasty, mean spirited movie with child abuse, sexual abuse, trauma. The slashing parts were the least disturbing!

    • @kingfwogger
      @kingfwogger Před 2 lety +6

      Love you too son

    • @sewkrazy
      @sewkrazy Před 2 lety +4

      Parenting at a whole new level!

  • @sewkrazy
    @sewkrazy Před 2 lety +56

    How did Mother Superior look at Billy and go; "Nah, he doesn't need therapy."
    She's more evil than the criminal santa from the beginning

  • @lebigsmoke7260
    @lebigsmoke7260 Před 5 lety +758

    James: tries to censor genitalia as best he can
    CZcams: PUNISH!

    • @karsonmorris2001
      @karsonmorris2001 Před 5 lety +15

      True

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Před 5 lety +56

      James tries to censor Denise's boobs.
      CZcams: NAUGHTY.

    • @carmelf601
      @carmelf601 Před 5 lety +12

      This is gold GOLD

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 5 lety +11

      I’d bet he would get demonetized slower, by leaving in random nipples, than a few extra frames of the movies gore.

    • @k1dn0th1ng9
      @k1dn0th1ng9 Před 5 lety +5

      @@cjwrench07 haha

  • @f8a1xhorizonz
    @f8a1xhorizonz Před 5 lety +309

    T'was the night before Christmas, was just five years old. My parents were butchered in the blistering cold.

    • @anonymousyoutuber2345
      @anonymousyoutuber2345 Před 4 lety +28

      F8A1xH0R1Z0NZ I know I’m like half a year late but YESSSSSSS!! “He seemed jolly at first, in his suit stained of red, he let out a laugh but then left us for dead”.

    • @tsubooplayz
      @tsubooplayz Před 3 lety +2

      Bravo Bravo

    • @GavinPlante
      @GavinPlante Před 3 lety +3

      @@anonymousyoutuber2345 even later. “THE SCENE. So VICIOUS (showed me the meaning of Christmas.)”

    • @smugcat2521
      @smugcat2521 Před 3 lety +8

      The whole thing: T'was the night before Christmas was just five years old my parents were butchered in the blistering cold
      He seemed jolly at first in his suit stained of red he let out a laugh but then left us for dead the scene so vicious showed me the meaning of Christmas

    • @fuckouttahere327
      @fuckouttahere327 Před 3 lety +4

      Don't ask for Santa's Forgiveness!. Legit came back to these killcounts because of this song.

  • @Notchella1
    @Notchella1 Před 4 lety +138

    11:16
    This scene always cracks me up. The way the dude really dully says "punish" and the girl lazily shuts the door on a crazy axe wielding psycho

  • @michaelmurray8134
    @michaelmurray8134 Před 4 lety +318

    I feel very bad for Billy. He could have had a great life had he not been led to believe that there was a red suit overweight guy ready to punish him anytime he did something wrong intentional or not. And Mother Superior only made it worst.
    The only way I think that could have helped him was to tell the child Billy that there was no such thing as Santa Claus. Sure it would have ruined the magical belief of Old Saint Nick but with his view on Santa Claus being so dark the only way to get rid of it is to get rid of the idea of such a man existing. That way Billy would know that the man that killed his parents was just an ordinary guy in a costume, nothing more, nothing less.

    • @inkystars19
      @inkystars19 Před 2 lety +9

      Agreed

    • @danielmorales6285
      @danielmorales6285 Před rokem +9

      Still feel like he would hate the holiday and still be a little scared of him

    • @joeyxyz9860
      @joeyxyz9860 Před rokem

      Cold crusty dusty ass nuns didnt give him the love he needed so the trauma took over as his familiar comfort and billy didnt kill those people it was neglect and trauma copycating that developed a mental ilness that finally made him crack plus pam or the gurl who almost got SA literally billy killed him and thats where it could have stopped but being a dum bitch she starts hitting him instead of thanking him or at least comfort him to get him out of that fckin mind state he like her and defended her even when he snapped and the whole movie could have been the same but the duo personalitys of billy and santa fighting when billy gets triggered because of dum bitches always tryna be a tric

    • @silverstrike5904
      @silverstrike5904 Před rokem +4

      I feel bad for ricky

  • @KaySaly
    @KaySaly Před 2 lety +227

    This story is honestly sad. This path could have been easily prevented for poor Billy if he got some actual help. I really feel mother superior is to blame because instead of therapy and compassion. She damaged Billy's fragile psyche even further with domestic abuse and premature exposure to his worst fear. His little brother was the only one who really cared for him and knew who was truly at fault for his fate. Karma always plays into effect for one's actions.

    • @POOPGOD999
      @POOPGOD999 Před rokem +21

      Even then the whole thing with his parents getting killed by a santa claus and his strange grandpa sure didnt help i think he was gonna grow up to be a little fucked up either way

    • @atlastoon27
      @atlastoon27 Před rokem +12

      @@POOPGOD999 he for sure would have still grown up to be screwed up regardless. seeing your parents get murdered in front of you and your grandpa scaring you into fearing christmas and santa cant be completely solved with therapy, unfortunately. though he probably wouldnt have gone on to be murder santa had he gotten some kind of psychiatric help or therapy

    • @goazer2
      @goazer2 Před 9 měsíci

      Well the brother kills her in the second movie so you are correct.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Před 4 dny

      Proof that religion is nothing but poison

  • @Polygonyall
    @Polygonyall Před 5 lety +626

    Utah mental facility, the one mental facility in Utah

  • @Noodles4Anime
    @Noodles4Anime Před 4 lety +238

    "Because he was deaf."
    Damn.. that suck- wait what? How's he going to hear what the kids say to him?

    • @robtz759
      @robtz759 Před 4 lety

      I don't know,probably with cue cards

    • @Karmen2010
      @Karmen2010 Před 4 lety +3

      Omg! I came to this video to ask the same thing! Why use a deaf person to ask children what they want for Christmas? What could his response possibly be? I love this movie but that part always stuck out as ridiculous to me😂🎅🔨

    • @robtz759
      @robtz759 Před 4 lety

      @@Karmen2010 again,probably the kids were needed to write a letter of what they want for Christmas and show it to the Deaf Santa

    • @Karmen2010
      @Karmen2010 Před 4 lety

      @@robtz759 Most kids have a certain view on how Santa Claus is and they wouldn't probably think he's deaf. I guess it's better to have a deaf Santa than the alternative, a killer Santa. Jeez! You are the second person to get angry at me on the comment section from this video. I didn't realize how serious this was. I had one guy pick a fight with me over an innocent comment I made and he decided to start an irrelevant argument with me about it. Maybe I won't comment about the movie anymore. Anyway, hope you have a Merry Christmas🎅

    • @robtz759
      @robtz759 Před 4 lety

      @@Karmen2010 I'm not angry,I just told my theory of how the Santa was supposed to get what they were saying but yeah,it's pretty illogical at this point in the movie.

  • @xxskylar_playzxx1380
    @xxskylar_playzxx1380 Před 4 lety +170

    Best line! 8:25
    Billy: I'm thinking about my parents
    Mr. Simms: Oh, that's good! That's good that's fine that's fine!
    Billy:.......They're dead...
    Mr.Simms: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
    This line made me laugh so hard

  • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257

    I can't take James seriously with that friggin suit!
    Also, I hate those characters in slasher films that don't treat kids with horrible experiences with care.
    The nun in this film.
    The doctors in Nightmare on Elm Street 3.
    The family in Child's Play 2.
    I mean, if that nun hadn't been so stern with Billy, he may not have gone on that killing spree! He might've gotten over his parents death if they'd given him some TLC, rather than constantly berrading him.

    • @sarahhenry5788
      @sarahhenry5788 Před 5 lety +13

      Well spoken.

    • @virtual_viking8908
      @virtual_viking8908 Před 5 lety +24

      Maybe if the story emphasized on catching the killer of Billy's parents and not so much on his decent into madness, Billy's life story could end differently.

    • @j.b.booker7912
      @j.b.booker7912 Před 5 lety +5

      Yes but then no slasher movie. More like some Patch Adams bullshit.

    • @nickb9718
      @nickb9718 Před 5 lety +8

      Also, the sheriff in Friday the 13th 6.

    • @juanDeportas
      @juanDeportas Před 5 lety +1

      My guy it's a fooking movie

  • @a.tlesbianloli3886
    @a.tlesbianloli3886 Před 5 lety +342

    I understand that his grandpa was trying too scare him into being good but wasn't it krampus that punished people and Santa just gave people coal?

    • @andrewphillips4681
      @andrewphillips4681 Před 5 lety +28

      Yeah but finding a good costume for krampus out of the Netherlands is hard

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 Před 5 lety +24

      Most ppl. in the US didn't know about the Krampus until about 5 years ago.

    • @kylereese3647
      @kylereese3647 Před 5 lety +2

      A.T Lesbian loli that's exactly what i was thinking

    • @newname34695
      @newname34695 Před 5 lety +8

      True and krampusnacht is in 5 days
      Yes he has his own holiday

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Před 5 lety +9

      He wasn't trying to scare him into being good. The granddad was just crazy and trying to scare Billy.

  • @NyxDiscordia33
    @NyxDiscordia33 Před 4 lety +80

    This is honestly a really cool and compelling motivation for a slasher villain.

    • @loki1456
      @loki1456 Před rokem +9

      As well as being really tragic.

    • @FookMi69
      @FookMi69 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Its honestly so funny how the film only becomes a slasher during the second half of the film. Beforehand, it was a psychological drama about PTSD and how it can affect someone in the worst way

  • @emmettgraves4925
    @emmettgraves4925 Před 4 lety +112

    8:25 this is literally the best moment in this whole movie. I laughed out loud.

  • @channingcallahan3683
    @channingcallahan3683 Před 5 lety +245

    "Billy is the mayor of dingleberry town" My favorite Dead Meat quote ever. Thank you James.

  • @kennethgrant6323
    @kennethgrant6323 Před 5 lety +331

    Anybody else notice that Ms. Piggy at 13:33??
    She must've had another argument with Kermit😂

  • @Jackman814
    @Jackman814 Před rokem +101

    0:44 “People just didn’t like the idea of a revered childhood icon becoming a murderer” Imagine if Winnie the Pooh blood & honey came out back then, they would’ve gotten insane.

    • @mocha8323
      @mocha8323 Před rokem +1

      *It would be like an atomic bomb blew up the whole earth*

    • @zacg8975
      @zacg8975 Před rokem

      Yeah That's going to play out:🖕👎 And same for the Bambi Peter Pan and the Grinch horror movies 🖕👎

  • @IAmNessie
    @IAmNessie Před 5 lety +533

    *HAA WOOH!*
    *Wait, what did you say?*
    *HAA WOOH!*
    *Oh, that’s what I thought you said*

  • @ashleywilliams4665
    @ashleywilliams4665 Před 5 lety +127

    “Wisconsin level of cheese”
    I’m from Wisconsin...and that is accurate 🧀😂

  • @striderm
    @striderm Před 3 lety +27

    12:40 This has got to one of my favorite “That’s what I thought you said” lines.

  • @LocseryuOfficial
    @LocseryuOfficial Před rokem +13

    The “Im thinking about my parents” exchange is what elevates this from must see cult classic to the best fucking christmas horror movie you can see

  • @harleyrider8924
    @harleyrider8924 Před 5 lety +383

    That's not cranberry sauce James

  • @sillythygoose
    @sillythygoose Před 5 lety +211

    So billy grew up 20 years but Ricky only grew up 5?

    • @gabrielguerrero7296
      @gabrielguerrero7296 Před 5 lety +14

      Holy shit, I actually never noticed!

    • @protojager
      @protojager Před 5 lety +13

      Billy was like 8, so when he was 18 Ricky would be 10, looked about right to me.

    • @sillythygoose
      @sillythygoose Před 5 lety +26

      Sophisticated Dinosaur after the first time jump when they were both kids there hardly looked to be an age difference

    • @juzo1453
      @juzo1453 Před 5 lety

      Depending how old Billy's pretend brother actual age is in the flim

  • @swolemole69
    @swolemole69 Před 4 lety +41

    5:48 Funniest scene in a kill count I have ever seen 😂😭, Billy's expression, the fall, everything!

  • @TheBriBoat
    @TheBriBoat Před 5 lety +283

    “The fuzziest asscrack I’ve ever seen” made me loose it 😂😂😂

  • @riles8435
    @riles8435 Před 5 lety +174

    "...with a bang"
    "Er three bangs"
    *BANGBANGBANG*

  • @totaldramataco4961
    @totaldramataco4961 Před 3 lety +44

    Billy: Murders someone while screaming "NAUGHTY!"
    Pamela: I think it's totally reasonable to call him crazy and hit him! He'll surely spare me! :D

    • @sirsomebody0
      @sirsomebody0 Před 2 lety +7

      I mean, from her perspective it's just her drunk co-worker who walked in on her getting sexually assaulted and lost his temper. Then again, Billy did wrap Christmas lights around that guy's neck and single-handedly held him up to choke him. I'm torn on the scene, honestly. Weirdest part for me was that she went straight to calling Billy crazy after he stopped her from being assaulted but I guess emotions were running high 😅

    • @alexanderhopkins7837
      @alexanderhopkins7837 Před rokem +1

      The kills are necessary Pamela👿😡 7:24 fuzziest ass crack 😆😂 and no way bro u like total drama me too 😄

  • @uchihaedgelord5589
    @uchihaedgelord5589 Před 4 lety +25

    "thinking about my parents"
    "yeah, that's fine, that's fine"
    "they're dead"

  • @kennymccormick1187
    @kennymccormick1187 Před 5 lety +99

    14:34 maybe he thought it was jack frost the killer mutant snowman?

  • @lukeguertin7237
    @lukeguertin7237 Před 5 lety +196

    What is the difference between Laurie Strode and Thor? Laurie went for the head

  • @cleverusername6526
    @cleverusername6526 Před rokem +17

    10:15
    i love that she sees the bodies and her reaction is just screaming at the top of her lungs for like 5 seconds straight

  • @harryadam7679
    @harryadam7679 Před 4 lety +22

    “It’s over! It’s time to get shit faced!!”
    Was not expecting that 🤣🤣

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 Před 5 lety +97

    *This movie isn't anything Silent*
    *And nor is it Holy...*
    *But*
    *It's definitely DEADLY*

  • @jaycemcqueen306
    @jaycemcqueen306 Před 5 lety +274

    13:55 That Deaf- initely gets you on the naughty list

  • @everettsandoval5889
    @everettsandoval5889 Před 4 lety +70

    This Christmas, 80’s anakin spares the younglings ...

  • @savannaandrews9886
    @savannaandrews9886 Před 4 lety +28

    12:40-12:45 , that is when I actually died, I can’t even with the things that James comes up with to say😂😂💀💀

  • @urielt1504
    @urielt1504 Před 5 lety +50

    9:42
    Wasn't he looking forward to getting hammered?
    Boom

  • @maya5188
    @maya5188 Před 5 lety +46

    "Then billy knocks santa's Christmas lights out" Had my rolling for some reason

  • @russelldudley7797
    @russelldudley7797 Před 3 lety +16

    7:45 “You’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy!”

  • @jackmiles1918
    @jackmiles1918 Před 2 lety +33

    His Grandpa pretended to be mentally disabled so well and for so long to the point of him needing 24/7 monitoring just so he could make his little tiny grandson shit his pants one day... Thats fucking gangster. Big respect for that dedication to comedy 💯❤️

  • @jackattack2421
    @jackattack2421 Před 5 lety +202

    “Charles entertainment cheese” I see what you did there

  • @Dukeomegaice39
    @Dukeomegaice39 Před 5 lety +147

    Bruh "this box cutter is useless without box cutter Barbie"

  • @whitelantern3599
    @whitelantern3599 Před 3 lety +21

    I never understood why pamela would call him names and hit him after he just saved her ass. She went from victim to aggressor real quick

    • @nevermore7285
      @nevermore7285 Před rokem +10

      I mean, a lot of people wouldn’t exactly be rational after watching someone hang someone else with Christmas lights.

  • @Jopo1226
    @Jopo1226 Před 4 lety +14

    Actually yes small businesses were thriving before big box retailers. Also toy stores used to be a gold mine before electronics, video games, and cell phones. Not only Christmas, but report card, birthday gifts, or just out of love.

  • @jamaa123b4
    @jamaa123b4 Před 5 lety +79

    Wow this reminds me of Batman when he becomes what he feared the most as a child except he didn’t become Santa lol

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 5 lety

      Batman feared corrupt police???? Batman’s not a vigilante, he’s an unconstitutional and illegal agent of the Gotham gov/police. And, Gotham is only terrible for crime, because the courts have no choice but to declare mistrials, in every case Batman interferes in.
      •illegal search and seizure • not mirandizing suspects • contaminating crimes scenes • broken chain of evidentiary control • conspiracy to commit fraud • conspiracy to commit aggravated assault • fraud • aggravated assault. All those Batman crimes would even get the joker off Scott free in Nolan’s Batman.

  • @aronimous_1015
    @aronimous_1015 Před 5 lety +312

    1:50
    James: he springs on like a possesed animatronic
    Me: *tries to figure between five nights at freddys and chucky*

  • @clownytherat5098
    @clownytherat5098 Před 2 lety +10

    5:25 James mentioning the powerful rat made my whole day.

  • @aaronwilder2775
    @aaronwilder2775 Před 3 lety +10

    6:55 - That sounds like something that would kick off a cheesy 80's sitcom, and I love it :)

  • @MinddKidzag
    @MinddKidzag Před 5 lety +90

    1:41 Man, Old Man Peabody hasn't been the same since an alien ran over one of his breeding pine trees.

    • @Grumpy646
      @Grumpy646 Před 5 lety +1

      Isn't that from back to the future

    • @jacobh5759
      @jacobh5759 Před 5 lety

      What lol

    • @Dogasupreme
      @Dogasupreme Před 5 lety

      @@Grumpy646 no, It's from Alien vs Predator

  • @shadowthekelpie5147
    @shadowthekelpie5147 Před 5 lety +36

    "What, is she trying to play hide the soul?" Bringing up that Dead Meat lore once again

  • @illtemmperedcoins
    @illtemmperedcoins Před 2 lety +14

    "This montage is just Wisconsin levels of cheese"
    That killed me.

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Před 2 lety +13

    I discovered Dead Meat thanks to his Jigsaw video, and now I've been binging this channel. Nice to see various horror films. The good, the bad, the obscure, the silly, the abstract, etc.

  • @ozvok2279
    @ozvok2279 Před 5 lety +49

    The sequel may not be a Christmas movie but it still celebrates a certain day

  • @larrypoppins6273
    @larrypoppins6273 Před 5 lety +145

    12:40, I don't know about you, but I came here for the unholy screeching bully.😁😁

    • @Kipland
      @Kipland Před 4 lety +9

      that shit has me dying rn

    • @BulaGuy
      @BulaGuy Před 4 lety +3

      Me and you both. 😂

    • @HeartOfHallownest
      @HeartOfHallownest Před 3 měsíci

      He looks happy during the first scream and then instantly more scared during the second lol

  • @choloyolo8522
    @choloyolo8522 Před 3 lety +8

    7:22 “And another soft core porn-ish scene which no joke features the fuzziest ass crack I’ve ever seen.” Why was that so random to me? 😂😂😂

  • @endanarchy
    @endanarchy Před 3 lety +38

    Are we not going to talk about the beginning with the mother carrying a baby in the front seat with no seat belt?
    Man. The 70s were a crazy time.

  • @BulaGuy
    @BulaGuy Před 5 lety +30

    12:40
    Someone turn that into a meme please! 🤣🤣🤣 Screeching Bully GIF and sound bite.

    • @vaincelent191
      @vaincelent191 Před 5 lety +1

      Richard Tucker you got it

    • @dragonkyng
      @dragonkyng Před 5 lety +2

      Its definitely a running joke through these videos and I love it.

  • @MrMaximus99
    @MrMaximus99 Před 5 lety +76

    “Wisconsin levels of Cheese.” Classic.

  • @hi_im_trolll4940
    @hi_im_trolll4940 Před 3 lety +6

    Back when I was a little kid and me and my sister would watch horror movies she told me that the actors actually died and that they signed a contract so that the studio wouldn't be blamed for their death

  • @metrobytmobile5943
    @metrobytmobile5943 Před 2 lety +17

    Im impressed with how consistently good james and his content is

  • @APetriDish
    @APetriDish Před 5 lety +166

    A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese

  • @damianjohnson6793
    @damianjohnson6793 Před 5 lety +108

    I'm just hoping for an joke on "Garbage Day"
    Edit: I mean tommorow

    • @jasonowens1551
      @jasonowens1551 Před 5 lety +2

      Its garbage day! (Shoots gun)😊

    • @kashbhajii
      @kashbhajii Před 5 lety +1

      Jason Owens You shot a gun? NAUGHT- i already made that joke in another comment.

    • @JeremyBell97
      @JeremyBell97 Před 5 lety +1

      THIS is what that’s from?? Woah

    • @DirectorWestfield
      @DirectorWestfield Před 5 lety +1

      I eagerly await GARBAGE DAY!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JackAttack15
    @JackAttack15 Před 3 lety +13

    That's honestly something I find so fascinating about the backstory behind this movie. Literally everyone thinks today's generation is way too sensitive but I geniunely believe that the only difference between the now and then is that we have Twitter and Tumblr. War on Christmas isn't recent. It's a war that's been going on since Christmas itself became a tradition. Moms from the 80s were creating angry mobs for the most tedious of inappropriate jokes back then 😂 I mean I'm not a fan of oversensitive people either but I wish that people would remember that this is a far from recent thing going on.

  • @t.j.shook2982
    @t.j.shook2982 Před 2 lety +6

    14:22 - PUNISH!!! 👿😈 *AXE TO THE CHEST*

  • @creamy_melon
    @creamy_melon Před 5 lety +106

    14:02 ,,, i know it wasn’t a pun but when father o’brien was killed (bc he was deaf and couldn’t hear) james says “that DEFinitely gets you on the naughty list” 😭😭

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 Před 4 lety +1

      It's more like O'Brien didn't get the news about the killer Santa

    • @purpledogg2073
      @purpledogg2073 Před 4 lety +1

      i was trying to see if anyone else got that😭

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 Před 4 lety

      @@purpledogg2073 I get it already, I don't need an interpreter for that part

    • @purpledogg2073
      @purpledogg2073 Před 4 lety

      @@damianprock1650 i was talkin to the other person😐

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 Před 4 lety

      @@purpledogg2073 I know, he probably just didn't read or watch the news about the killer Santa

  • @fbi5150
    @fbi5150 Před 5 lety +106

    Ladies and gentlemen we got him

  • @galladegamer3579
    @galladegamer3579 Před 3 lety +14

    8:08
    Is nobody gonna talk about this?

  • @NibzEntertainment
    @NibzEntertainment Před 4 lety +10

    15:12 You're safe... now... Santa Claus... is gone... *dead*

  • @techwizardmike
    @techwizardmike Před 5 lety +271

    Enjoyed this very much 🎅🏻 -nDon't really have anything clever to say 🧐; Just wanted to thank you for bringing me a lot of good cheer during a difficult time.

  • @martinvargas1103
    @martinvargas1103 Před 5 lety +206

    Can't wait till it's *_GARBAGE DAY_*

  • @ademkapovskic8106
    @ademkapovskic8106 Před 2 lety +3

    man billy must've gotten his hands on a classic Doom berserk pack or something, the way he just lifts people with one arm and throws axes

  • @jamesstance6988
    @jamesstance6988 Před 4 lety +16

    Hold it billy has hulk strength like wow he just strangled them with no struggle

  • @joshwise7126
    @joshwise7126 Před 5 lety +552

    Those who disliked this video are naughty and must be punished

  • @ld5950
    @ld5950 Před 5 lety +42

    Can you please wear the Santa suit for the entire month?

  • @Ajehy
    @Ajehy Před 4 lety +9

    Good thing I wasn’t the little girl at 12:14. My self-doubt issues began early, and I probably would have confessed to stealing my brother’s Halloween candy and died a very bloody death

  • @jayteespence3592
    @jayteespence3592 Před 4 lety +11

    I greatly admire everything you do when it comes to warning about content

  • @steventuttle4353
    @steventuttle4353 Před 5 lety +254

    James you should do a kill count on the horror movie "My Little Eye" from 2002

  • @anthonypaddle6588
    @anthonypaddle6588 Před 5 lety +443

    My heart was racing when I thought his next victim was a infant ;-;. I hate when they kill babies in horror movies.

    • @darthblacc4421
      @darthblacc4421 Před 5 lety +24

      That serial Santa probably thought about killing baby Ricky but quickly ran when when a car came

    • @anthonypaddle6588
      @anthonypaddle6588 Před 5 lety +39

      They don't ruin horror movies. It's hard to watch a Baby. getting murdered because there defenseless.

    • @ihatesnakeuwhycuzsnakeuyougot
      @ihatesnakeuwhycuzsnakeuyougot Před 5 lety +10

      If you can’t handle horror movies killing babies then you defiantly won’t be able to handle game of thrones.

    • @swirlcenter3783
      @swirlcenter3783 Před 4 lety

      Syntax_3rror like there entire life can't happen cause there dead 😢

    • @subscribe2pewdiepie729
      @subscribe2pewdiepie729 Před 4 lety +5

      @@darthblacc4421 I hate it when when when they kill kids in movies in general

  • @salvadorbenitez2684
    @salvadorbenitez2684 Před 4 lety +13

    I really really love this horror movie community that we're in it's the best and I love these kill counts keep it up please

  • @blkdraco2
    @blkdraco2 Před 4 lety +6

    2:56 Good God, if I saw that in the middle of the road in the night, I'd drive right around him and keep going.

  • @Nightmare77110
    @Nightmare77110 Před 5 lety +25

    My favorite thing about James’s Santa outfit is that the mic is in his beard

  • @Gabemario
    @Gabemario Před 5 lety +45

    He's making a kill count, he's check it twice, he's gonna find out who's dead or alive
    Jaaaaaaaames is comin' to town

  • @dordbird
    @dordbird Před 2 lety +4

    Linnea Quigley's character served as inspiration for Lynnette Tarkington in the novel "Final Girl Support Group" by Grady Hendrix, right down to the deer antlers

    • @megantolentino3424
      @megantolentino3424 Před 2 lety +2

      That’s the whole reason I watched this movie today! Lynnette was the only Final Girl I hadn’t seen the movie for.

    • @loki1456
      @loki1456 Před rokem +1

      That novel is so good! Highly recommend to anyone who is a fan of the genre.

    • @Drongusbobongus
      @Drongusbobongus Před rokem +1

      Fun fact about FGSC, the audiobook is read by Adrienne King, who played Alice Hardy in the original Friday the 13th!

  • @GiDD504
    @GiDD504 Před 3 lety +12

    Billy’s brother is the oldest 3 year old I’ve ever seen.

  • @MutinySignals
    @MutinySignals Před 5 lety +27

    I remember in 6th grade we were about to watch this Gandhi movie on VHS then the trailer for this movie played. My teacher was like "they banned this movie for being so awful!" From then on I was dead set on finding and watching it lol