Monster Hunter Rise Addiction is Ruining My Life | Girlfriend Reviews
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- čas přidán 18. 04. 2021
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Monster Hunter Rise has completely taken over our lives, so in today's very special episode of Girlfriend Reviews I talk about why it's the most addicting game I've played since Monster Hunter World. I have a fever. And the only cure is more Rath Rubies.
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Dear God. Shelby has become...
a Gamer.
Shelby's mom: my god! Is there nothing you can do?!
Doctor: Fortunately, there's no cure. I'm writing your daughter a subscription to PS Live. Give it a month and if her symptoms worsen we can try other systems.
And it is glorious
I am so proud of our little cutie patootie. They grow up so fast.
@@derek96720 "I'm afraid it's terminal. She's a gamer 'til she dies."
@@derek96720 shelby: *sigh* well... if you insist.
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
My exact thought🤣🤣
Eren jaeger be liek 👁👄👁
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Or in this case:
You either die a girlfriend or live long enough to see yourself become the boyfriend.
Matt’s chuckle when Shelby rages has some definite Ralph Wiggum “I’m in danger” energy.
I see it as more of an "All acording to keikaku." situation.
Seeing her go from adorkable girlfriend who made fun of her boyfriend to full on raging gamer, has been qutie a journey for all of us. Thank you for sharing your beautiful and sporadically rage-feuled relationship
She threw the controller while yelling at the game she is officially a gamer now
One of us
one of us
one of us
one of us
And this channel is a diary of her transformation
@@advanceringnewholder true ☺️
I threw controllers in the old old days when they were made of cheap plastic, you will NEVER see me throw a modern day Console's controller no matter WHAT. Them shits is SEVENTY USD GODDAMM IT! That's like a Game & a Subscription to Live/ PSN /w.e.
Yes. The gamer rage is strong with this one. Shelby let your anger flow as it will make you stronger. You may have underestimated the POWER of the gamer rage but now your transformation is complete. Just as the boyfriend had foreseen. And now with your combined strength you dominate these games and bring balance to the youtube algorithm. Lol
I love how all Matt can do while Shelby rages is laugh nervously
He knows better than to turn that rage towards himself.
As someone who's brother does the same thing honestly I can only do the same lol
As someone who sees his girlfriend raging on games, I honestly laugh joyfully seeing her experience these raging moments in gaming too, gotta love it
That's all every boyfriend can do
remember, this is the same man who saw his girlfriend murdering demons in Doom and wanted to marry her
You can hear Matt's unbridled elation of a mentor as he finally did it.
He finally ruined his girlfriend
Or that, into the spiderverse moment as miles looks at peter b. parker wearing that janky spandex
The moment he fully converted her. I am still in the process, I envy him so much
Shelby: Throws controller in rage
Matt: "I'm so proud of you"
Just don’t throw it at the TV those are expensive
Joker: You're just one bad day away from being a raging gamer.
those are just the noises of someone getting the doses, after 1000h it will start to go down easier. she is literally on the first stages of becoming a gamer.
@@danilooliveira6580 I can say with absolute certainty that 10000 hours of gaming will not cure her rage issues.
@@Vesperitis it won't cure, but it will get better. you start to have different expectations and get a feel for challenging games, and it will help you manage your frustrations. specially as you get more used to specific genres, you will learn to understand the tools you have and be able to see when something is doable and that you can improve, you start to see what you need to do right for you to beat the challenge. suddenly frustration becomes focus as you start to get into The Zone.
its also why I kinda quit competitive multiplayer games, and mostly play them casually. they take too much dedication to get to that point, since the challenges are not constant, and the huge amount of variables out of your control makes it a lot harder to get a feel for the game and turn frustration into focus. when you beat everyone with a setup once but get obliterated next with the same setup, there is only frustration.
@@Vesperitis Depends what you play, I guess. You need to break yourself completely and experience gamer ego death to become immune to the rage. I haven't gotten angry at a game since beating Dark Souls for the first time. I spent like five hours on Demon of Hatred in Sekiro and it didn't even phase me.
one bad *level away
Mom walks in: Are you playing Monster Hunter?
Me: No im snorting cocaine I SWEAR
löl
lol
That's the good stuff
Mom: Oh well, cocaine is cheaper. Carry on.
@@Vesperitis Cocaine addiction is not cheap.
I laughed when I saw Matt's character wearing a meta set... while Shelby is just right there with her party clown suit. I love it 😂
"Murdering a majestic creature and harvesting its organs to make a hat" is probably the most accurate description of Monster Hunter I've ever heard
Yeah more accurate than
“I woke up and chose violence “
I think I still prefer “throw a body in the bin, take your armor for a spin, repeat until you win”
I didn’t know I needed an uncensored Shelby gamer rage compilation until now
Nah, it's like South Park: It's funnier censored.
@@krimhorn sorry but censorship sucks, have you heared eminem censored? it is so sad I've become catholic afterwards.
You might have given them a Patreon idea ;)
@@ShineOnDarkness eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
Yup
Listening to Shelby rage quit is the most entertaining thing I've witnessed in a long time. (Sorry, Shelby)
Did Shelby just say "Juice will help my Ass" in hebrew at the end of the video?? I'm DYING did NOT expect 11/10
Wait really??? Lol
If you haven't yelled that when you cart because your armorjuice ran out, you're lying
@@selfloathinggameing what?
TIL shelby speaks Hebrew
Wait, do you have a time stamp? All I heard were high frequency beeps.
I hope you're happy with yourself Matt, you turn this sweet innocent reviewer girl into one of us gamers. Welcome to the dark side Shelby.
And the gamers started to chant: One of us, one of us..
one of us
One of us
One of Us.
Gooble gobble one of us
One of us
"You either die a girlfriend, or live long enough to be a boyfriend" -Capcom probably
Some fish do that but the other way around lol
The words coming out of her mouth, she has ascended.
Cue the Vegeta piano theme!!!!
This video requires a boyfriend edition: How to live with rage gamer girlfriend
There is scientifically proven way to overcome addiction to a video game:
Get addicted to ANOTHER VIDEO GAME WOHOOO!
"I said... WOOHOO" Homer Simpson
you are a goddamn genius
Kick the addiction with a other and potentially worse addiction.
It's like losing a pet. You think you'll never get over it, but the best solution is to get a new one asap.
Very coca cola of you
"You either watch a gamer, or you live long enough to see yourself become one"
Oh my, Matt's laugh while Shelby has a mental breakdown is just *[chefs kiss]*
i just love how Matt is enjoying Shelbys gamer rage... he must be so proud.
Shelby raging and getting bleeped like an Eminem song fills me with hope for some reason.
One of us! One of us!
Holly shit, angry Shelby is scary Shelby.
And i peed my pants.
Thats a kink right there
She's like a squirrel with super rabies 😅
@@chillhour6155 very tiny and small, and then you regret messing with it?
"Turns all your bad feelings into good feelings. It's a nightmare."
I caught that Dewey Cox reference
"juice will help‽ My tachat!" I was not expecting that but it had me cry laughing 8:44
Is she Jewish?
@@lironhen "Funny, she doesn't look druish".
@@lironhen כן
you know you're a gamer when you start swearing in hebrew
Wait, really? I feel so entitled.
@@TheArtOfKrieg watch all the way to the end of the video. Always watch all the way to the end of the video
Does that make the majority of people in Israel gamers?
תחת
@@Surfer669 lol, thanks. I heard it this time.
"It turns your bad feelings into good feelings... it's a nightmare."
I want some of that shit!
*spewing sinks*
I've been looking for this comment lol
"Folks, that's all the evidence I needed to prove I've become the very thing this channel's been making fun of all these years"
*deep breath*
"My boyfriend"
I cracked up with laughter at that point.
I had no idea that Shelby's vocabulary was equivalent to a sailors
The skills Shelby displayed in this game with her character creation proves that she is finally ready to take on Dark Souls.
Edit: She just started playing Elden Ring. Her journey towards the dark side continues.
The world needs Ashen Shelby.
OMG that would be awesome!!!
@@derek96720 Ashelby
And, then, to hate other games because they don't give her nearly as much dopamine.
Yes, and with those glaive skills, she should be fine.
Gamer rage is unlike anything else.
Welcome to the party, Gamer! There are cookies and caffeinated beverages over at the bar, and the vendor has an unlimited supply of controllers for sale (at a very reasonable price), should yours have an unfortunate high speed encounter with a solid object (such as a wall, floor, etc.). We’re so happy you could join us!
"I hate this f***ing lobster weasel, I hate him."
Hopefully waiting for "Should you play It Takes Two with your boyfriend?"
IT'S ALL I NEED :D
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they said in their stream playthrough they're not :( but might include it in a "games we didn't review" video!
This!
Holy shit Shelby had her first gamer moment! Pog
Let's just hope she doesnt graduate into saying gamer words as well...
@@rootintootinputin5898 I'm waiting for her bridge moment
It makes me happy that Shelby is a fellow bug stick user.
I love the double-meaning of “letting users get higher faster” as a way to continue the drug allegory and also describe gameplay mechanics
Excellent script writing 👍🏻
"Juice will help MY TACHAT!" I was dying at that part!!!
Thanks, I was wondering what she said. What does tachat mean?
@@GinkoNori tachat means ass in Hebrew.
@@Fleshafterflesh is Shelby Jewish, you think?
That tachat remark was out of left field.
@@MH-hu5pi accent was pretty legit ^^
@@MH-hu5pi never thought I would have such a long conversation about tachat lol. I'm pretty sure she referenced her being from a Jewish family.
Not gonna lie, Shelby and Matt arguing live about directions and backseating was adorable and really funny.
Hey, I don't watch their streams, but am curious about that. There are hours over hours on rise over on twitch, do you have a headsup on which day that happened or which hunt they were on?
@@ruolbu i really dont know too i was resting for a bit after finishing the game and remembered GFR cause they liked World and went to twitch to check if they played Rise but caught them playing live instead.
I love how Office references were all over the place when I was rewatching Office yet again. Now I'm rewatching BrBa and here we are
If anyone's curious, the moment when Shelby throws her controller is around 02:46:30 on the stream titled "high rank endgame stuff".
"This isn't a review of what it's like to play Monster Hunter: Rise, this is a review of what it's like to live with someone who's freshly addicted to video games via Monster Hunter: Rise. Girlfriend Reviews, Boyfriend Edition"
You beat me to it 😆
You're not alone Shelby. You aren't alone.
"The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master"
love the subtle inclusion of "Lux Aeterna" from Requiem which so perfectly embodies Shelby's downward spiral into addiction
Shelby finally became a certified "gamer"
“Look at me. Look at me. I’m the gamer now.”
The best part of this review since mhw, is knowing you are still together
Next video....Matt and shelby enters a multi player lobby.
Shebly proceeds to trash talk in hebrew.
ok the doggos bit convinced me, im getting this game
They also drift so there's that.
@@GeneralKnife oh yeah like Tokyo drift
@@GeneralKnife wow thanks, now i need to buy a switch:(
I love when GF swears like a sailor and BF laughs 🤩
When I saw her start running up the gate I almost yelled at the screen "OH NO THE GATE IS WEIRD FOR WALLRUNNING" I almost missed out on a monster carve once because I kept bugging out and jumping away at the top instead of climing on top of the gate - I think the gate is legit broken absolutely not Shelby's fault
What a production value! As a fellow editor myself, I can't not admire the work that you've put in to make it fun to watch. Keep em coming
"I've done everything, what do I do now?"
"Have you heard of New Game+?"
Update is comming soon 😁
“The grappling hook is the Oscar bait of the video game industry”💯💯💯
Shelby swearing is one of the most wholesome things i'v heard this year. Give that gal a samidge.
6:10 actually sold me. I literally just confirmed my order. Capcom should sponsor you.
I've been waiting for this...
Yep me too. When Rise come out i didint touch any other game haha (is my first MH)
we hereby witness Shelby as she joins the dark side.
Welcome SHelby :D :D
I literally clicked because monster hunter.
But this has to be one of the best edited and funniest videos I've seen in a while. Subscribed!
This editing is some of Matt's absolute best work
Wait. Is that the moment where Shelby raged at a Tigrex?
"I cannot stay on my gad then sit, for 5 seconds I on my gad damn seat!" - Shelby 2021
Listening to Matt laugh while Shelby cusses up a storm is my new favorite thing. XD
God tier editing, best description of the formula in video format.
That Commando montage is always gonna be hilarious.
The Breaking Bad clips and music was used to perfection. Good job, y'all :)
Matt is definitly amazing with this stuff. Love his work as much as her gamer rage!
"Get higher, faster" has never got more of a double meaning than now
The edits in this are incredible 😂😂 commando absolutely slayed me 🤣
6:40 They grow up so fast
SUCH a great video. You guys put so much hard work and effort into these videos and it shows. My girlfriend and I love each and every one of them and hope you know you’ve got a heck ton of people in your corner (screw the algorithm)
My wife used to rage like shelby in this game so much when I met her. But now she just shoots everything to death, less stress hunting according to her.
PS: That Tigrex rage at the lmao.
The editing is so good! Especially the love action part in the beginning when that guy was hefting all the weapons lol!
The edits starting from 1:23 are PERFECT.
"Shelby makes a baby noise." I just can't stop laughing!
Me: It's been a while since girlfriend reviews has uploaded...
*See's 170+ collective hours of playtime*
...
I would too
Didn't expect a Shelby becoming a gamer arc. A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
This is so amazingly edited, I haven’t watched your channel for a long time this video is absolutely 🔥🔥
That was a rite of passage, I’m so proud of you Shelby!
Ahhhh, the final ritual has been completed. We have rebuilt her into a stronger, faster, better gamer! Her training is complete!
Can’t wait to see how Shelby is coping in MR with sunbreak being out…
This was so perfectly edited. I'm incredibly impressed.
MH Rise really is the perfect mix between world and the old school games, its so much better than world, i love it, greeat video !
Me watching Girlfriend reviews: Mmmmm ya thatsh the good shtuff.
6:35 was one of the funniest thing I've ever watched live on Twitch
First one of your videos I've ever watched, but I've instantly fell in love with them. You have such an entertaining personality, I think I'll just binge these videos for the rest of the month.
Shelby rage is such adorable rage.
Monster Hunter: Rise (in breakup rate)
"Did I enjoy the party or did I just enjoy the crack" ? Annnnnnnnnnd there went my lunch as well as all the fluid in my bladder.
Seeing hunters interact in the hub world/village was a dream come true, when I first saw the intro in Freedom 2 hunters in the village, I thought I would never see the day
Fingers crossed for a khezu reaction in this vid
Edit: :(
"One of us, gooble, gobble, we accept her, we accept her, one of us, one of us!"
Oh my God. The circle is now complete. I'm so glad i've lived to see this moment
When they mention the wire bug and Thet Bug's Life soundtrack starts... PERFECTION!
Lmao the Dewey Cox reference killed me
Hopefully we'll get " Should a couple play It Takes Two " soon.......
I've been playing this game with my gf for over 200 hours too, it's amazing. I just found your channel, seems like we have similar taste in games
These videos are so well thought out! Laughed so hard at the Bug's Life music.