Grand Theft Auto: Vice City: Phone call with Colonel Cortez

Now that sonny is dead tommy attempts to relax but receives a series of phone calls, the second is from cortez who is calling tommy about his concerns for his daughter mercedes.
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
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[@SebastianRL42]

Imagine discovering what she actually did in the movie studio...

[@centurionvyg163]

Tommy: Don't worry she's a famous porn star now.
Cortez: Oh thank god so she's not going to be a law. WAIT WHAT THE...?

[@aleksandarvil5718]

*#LMFAO** 😂🤣💀 !!!*

[@Gabriel-ll2iv]

What’s so bad about being a lawyer?

[@BlindBosnian]

Stereotype of them being crooks, conmen, amoral, profiting off of people's misfortunes etc. Anyway, the punchline here is that the player would think that Cortez if worries about his daughter becoming a prostitute/p star, so him mentioning lawyering is a non sequitur.

[@coolwarren5289]

Well, he is a crime boss. It’d be pretty ironic for a crime boss to have a lawyer as a daughter.

[@CookieThug]

lol hella wild

[@The242511]

Fogera boutit

[@Tyranniod]

You know I been loyal.

[@oscarbokoblin2917]

​@@Tyranniod I told myself, Mario, take it easy