"Somedays" (by Jesse Gage/Danny Ursetti)

Live at Barrington Stage Company's Ridiculously Talented 2016
music by Danny Ursetti
lyrics by Jesse Gage
Featuring: Demond Green - lead vox
Somedays my life is a lyric
Somedays it is not
Somedays it snows for two days
I stay inside and smoke a lot of pot
Somedays I love New York City
Somedays I’m packing the U-Haul
Somedays life comes easy
Somedays it doesn’t come at all
But whatever day I might find myself fucking up again
At least I know there’s one thing left that’s true
Even with my head up my ass I can always find a friend
And thank God because I don’t know what I’d do
Without somedays with you
Somedays I eat eggs for breakfast
Somedays I drink instead
Somedays I ditch work and surf porn for hours
Watching trannies giving midgets head
Then somedays I get fired
Somedays you come home and give me shit
Somedays I really can’t be bothered
Somedays I say just “deal with it”
But whatever day I might find myself fucking up again
I guess there’s still one thing left that’s true
That with my head up my ass I can always find a friend
God help me ‘cause I don’t know what I’d do
Without somedays with you
Somedays I Facebook old girlfriends
Somedays I secretly meet them at a bar
Somedays I don’t remember
Where exactly I parked the car
Somedays I wake up in vomit
With a note “from your soon to be ex-wife”
Saying “fuck you, you’re a fucking asshole
Pack your shit and get out of my life”
But whatever day I might find myself fucking up again
There’s always something there to learn that’s new
Like how far up my ass I have to go to lose a friend
So I guess it's time to find out what I’d do
Without somedays with you