I Became The Worst Dog In History

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  • čas přidán 28. 06. 2024
  • I know dog's are normally good but I decided to change that. I might have managed to become the worst dog in history and it is something I am very proud of. All there is to do is to become worse than I can sleep happy knowing I made others day worse.
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    Game: Dog Life Simulator - play.google.com/store/apps/de...
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Komentáře • 243

  • @BarryTGash
    @BarryTGash Před rokem +571

    I love the idea that a group of adults sat around a table, had a meeting about what game they should make, and this is the result.

    • @RumblyGL
      @RumblyGL Před rokem +27

      Anything to make money off of children

    • @Bread-xl4wi
      @Bread-xl4wi Před rokem +37

      It's a low effort cash-grab to make money off of children, they just pump out these low quality games and load them with ads

    • @ARVash
      @ARVash Před rokem +1

      Yes.. adults

    • @burger2777
      @burger2777 Před rokem +1

      the big people

    • @Takapon218
      @Takapon218 Před rokem +2

      @@ARVash I mean it probably is adults considering it's a content-farm game

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays Před rokem +241

    The "moral choices" of this game make about as much sense as the "moral choice" systems in most AAA games.

    • @hanneskarlbom6644
      @hanneskarlbom6644 Před rokem +4

      Morals and AAA/cash grab studios? I don't think they've ever heard of such a silly thing as morals.

    • @enetro1469
      @enetro1469 Před rokem +5

      fallout 4 dialoge options xD

    • @GlorifiedGremlin
      @GlorifiedGremlin Před rokem +6

      Fr if my dog attacked and subdued an intruder as I slept, that boy would be swimming in steak for a month

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu Před rokem +52

    When a game is so jank it even takes DF by surprise.

  • @Toocant
    @Toocant Před rokem +145

    How many felonies can a dog commit?
    Many. Have you seen chihuahuas?

    • @Le_Pentagoon
      @Le_Pentagoon Před rokem +2

      Have you heard of dogs before? Because that's how many.

    • @TheXxthedamagedxX
      @TheXxthedamagedxX Před rokem +3

      @Aaaaaaaa I'm pretty sure they are a walking felony 😂😂😂

  • @saranwrap132
    @saranwrap132 Před rokem +30

    “Sometimes you just have to embrace the chaos” no truer words have been spoken 😂

  • @painfulpainn
    @painfulpainn Před rokem +157

    On this day, DF has done unspeakable things to dogs

    • @outcast170
      @outcast170 Před rokem +6

      Not unspeakable at all... He just spent slightly over 17 minutes speaking of them actually.
      Eating a child, as a dog, that on the otherhand had to be edited out. To many sickos wanting the dog to go hungry for a few minutes... That we probably shouldn't talk about.

    • @r3vzaw4aljameel28
      @r3vzaw4aljameel28 Před rokem +3

      Df have unspeakable thinks in every game

    • @outcast170
      @outcast170 Před rokem +1

      @@r3vzaw4aljameel28 Really, its a catch 22.
      Never under estimate the ability of DF's viewers to speak what SHOULD be unspeakable. At which point, no demented act remains unspoken.

    • @rektexcalibur5254
      @rektexcalibur5254 Před rokem +1

      Unfathomable

  • @oztranscendence2055
    @oztranscendence2055 Před rokem +22

    I will never understand what the demographic of these types of games is

    • @TheAyanamiRei
      @TheAyanamiRei Před rokem +2

      Children maybe? I mean this has to be one of the worst I'm the genre

  • @badcreations9527
    @badcreations9527 Před rokem +55

    This game is hilarious with DF’s commentary. I was constantly lacking air due to laughing so much

  • @gregorio7945
    @gregorio7945 Před rokem +9

    "I'm starting to think this game isn't real at all." 😆

  • @unknownuwu8966
    @unknownuwu8966 Před rokem +59

    Ironically in a dnd game my group just started last Friday, one of the players decided to name their character Evil 😂

    • @hamstermc7807
      @hamstermc7807 Před rokem +8

      That’s not ironic, that’s coincidental

    • @Toocant
      @Toocant Před rokem

      Chaotic evil at its finest

    • @AndyDillbeck
      @AndyDillbeck Před rokem

      Playing the murder hobo, or going for the twist and classing as paladin?

    • @oogabooga4636
      @oogabooga4636 Před rokem +1

      im on a noble quest to find out who asked

    • @Jan-mi5qm
      @Jan-mi5qm Před rokem +1

      So... you play dnd too?

  • @Shatterverse
    @Shatterverse Před rokem +9

    A fear of dogs is a thing in countries where there are a ton of aggressive strays. I used to work with a gal from... I want to say El Salvador? Maybe? I forget it was a long time ago, who was afraid of them for that reason.

    • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
      @justkittensbeingkittens5892 Před 2 měsíci

      I was afraid of them for a long time bc my friend’s lab took food from my hand when I was like 3. I got over it and have a dog now lol

  • @galaxycatdrawz9216
    @galaxycatdrawz9216 Před rokem +4

    You didn't even question the chocolate on the cake, for the dog

  • @jaminmccurley
    @jaminmccurley Před rokem +3

    "What's the favorite dog breed of the queen of England" ...

  • @realprincesspeach000
    @realprincesspeach000 Před rokem +2

    i love dangerously funny and hes not just funny but very entertaining keep up the good work!!

  • @hoddtoward2623
    @hoddtoward2623 Před rokem +1

    0:11 DF forgets how stars and planets work

  • @shijochungath8350
    @shijochungath8350 Před rokem +11

    I thought that you were the 'doctor' by seeing the thumbnail 😂

  • @themostungoofiestpersononeurth

    12:20
    I genuinely don’t like dogs all that much.
    I am watching this because it’s DF.

  • @mr.strawberry6634
    @mr.strawberry6634 Před rokem

    Your content is amazing and relaxing. I love watching your videos

  • @aspect2758
    @aspect2758 Před rokem

    Love chaotic games like these

  • @Cartvisc
    @Cartvisc Před rokem +10

    I love your content and the games you play keep up the amazing work brother!!

  • @MidnightVoyager
    @MidnightVoyager Před rokem +9

    "Get drink" got him a beer and beer is EVIL because BOOZE, I guess. (This is probably another game made for preteens or something) But it's also what the dad actually wants.

  • @Solocase
    @Solocase Před rokem +1

    DF... You HAVE to play TastyBlue!

  • @dragongames6332
    @dragongames6332 Před rokem +1

    12:22 as someone who has a fear of dogs, I am a chronic liar.

  • @shadrox9695
    @shadrox9695 Před rokem +104

    day 146 of asking df to play party hard

  • @lampidos
    @lampidos Před rokem

    This game is just chaos…i love it

  • @SoyTaper
    @SoyTaper Před rokem +1

    DF be carrying night entertainment

  • @GlorifiedGremlin
    @GlorifiedGremlin Před rokem +1

    Dogs that maim intruders are the BEST dogs, not the worst

  • @umnope
    @umnope Před rokem +1

    Love another tapping game

  • @gaysappho
    @gaysappho Před rokem

    I love it when DF plays cursed mobile games

  • @diamondplayz2145
    @diamondplayz2145 Před rokem +5

    Hi DF. Your videos are very enjoyable to watch.

  • @mr.junior6478
    @mr.junior6478 Před rokem

    i love your content! it alaways makes my day!

  • @thegriefer8818
    @thegriefer8818 Před rokem +2

    Eeeeeevil,
    Evil is his one and only name,
    Eeeeeevil,
    In his mind there is no other game.

  • @clockworksnowman6742
    @clockworksnowman6742 Před rokem

    this video starts normal then it gets really funny

  • @harry_baby8738
    @harry_baby8738 Před rokem

    I really enjoy your videos

  • @criidawg
    @criidawg Před rokem +1

    Dog felonies are the best felonies.

  • @sirkingjamz101
    @sirkingjamz101 Před rokem

    Rainbow fence for a colorblind dog, excellent ;)

  • @DegradationDomain_stuff

    Very strange game. Those mobile games are becoming more and more obscure.

  • @ShiroiYomu
    @ShiroiYomu Před rokem

    10:45 yes this exact thing happened to me 3 weeks ago

  • @charliewhammy
    @charliewhammy Před rokem +5

    I'm Charlie and I approve this message

  • @katiekotek744
    @katiekotek744 Před rokem

    Today we’re gonna find out how many felonies a dog can commit great video of that’s the first sentence

  • @tgardner13
    @tgardner13 Před rokem

    When they disapproved the wedding...
    Were's the doom music?!

  • @Myriako
    @Myriako Před rokem

    Thank you for this video! 😀🌻

  • @cracked2634
    @cracked2634 Před rokem

    your my favorite youtuber i really look up to u

  • @martiniltner4937
    @martiniltner4937 Před rokem +1

    Can we all just respect the speed the girl is running with her dog like what the heck.

  • @kool_dude_
    @kool_dude_ Před rokem +1

    sick outro music

  • @magicpyroninja
    @magicpyroninja Před rokem

    Agreed rainbow fence bad idea think of all the confusion it'll cause to animals who can't see colors properly like humans do.
    Imagine a bull walking along that fence he wouldn't know what to think be pissed off every couple spaces

  • @BananaEnjoyer13
    @BananaEnjoyer13 Před rokem

    why is waldo's evil brother trying to break into his house

  • @themanofseals3531
    @themanofseals3531 Před rokem

    This is the epidemy of what the dog doin

  • @dragonaxolotl6570
    @dragonaxolotl6570 Před rokem

    16:43 i am concerned about that dogs well being

    • @Le_Pentagoon
      @Le_Pentagoon Před rokem

      i'm concerned that dogs haven't gone extinct yet

  • @rat1.
    @rat1. Před rokem

    me looking at the baby as a dog: mmm bite sized too!

  • @Jlexn03
    @Jlexn03 Před rokem

    Hi DangerouslyFunny. I love your videos. I hope you see this so I can tell you that you are awesome.

  • @elliedaniel2178
    @elliedaniel2178 Před rokem

    "I mean they've got that big nose so hearing"

  • @doodoo2065
    @doodoo2065 Před rokem

    You can say whatever you want about this game, but every game should have an in-game screenie album, it makes everything funnier

  • @jacobe2995
    @jacobe2995 Před rokem

    now I want to know what the blurred out option was.

  • @ttkoblivion8060
    @ttkoblivion8060 Před rokem

    Are we not going to talk about the other dog that just disappeared

  • @phon3junki3
    @phon3junki3 Před rokem +1

    That did not just happen she accidentally trips in front of the whole group of man and they start kicking the s*** out of it crazy also hilarious

  • @samuelschmid6011
    @samuelschmid6011 Před rokem +1

    What's the outro music? I really like it!

  • @gormold4163
    @gormold4163 Před rokem

    That small human running thirteen miles an hour.

  • @AyaisPink
    @AyaisPink Před rokem

    16:01 hahaha

  • @wwejarah
    @wwejarah Před rokem

    Flirt with him😂😂😂😂

  • @Lucky199163
    @Lucky199163 Před rokem

    Wtf did I just watch..... I want more lol 😆 😋

  • @noaht10torsell22
    @noaht10torsell22 Před rokem

    You should play "they are coming zombie defences"

  • @DarkSeraph95
    @DarkSeraph95 Před rokem

    I'd recommend a game called Kill it with fire

  • @daanishsam1576
    @daanishsam1576 Před rokem

    11.37 that is actually the correct spelling, but for Indonesia

  • @preppyxxchar4114
    @preppyxxchar4114 Před rokem

    I had this game and I never got to heaven or hell Tv T

  • @salmuttotabreabittlecochicarac

    I wanna see what happens if you get maxed evil\

  • @darkfang25
    @darkfang25 Před rokem

    They got rid of the puppy after DF destroyed the house lmao

  • @lightgamer1694
    @lightgamer1694 Před rokem

    Imagine df kevin grey and Josh in one vid

  • @grubhubdad2.079
    @grubhubdad2.079 Před rokem

    Ag yes i remmber in a party where there was a dog that Just punched the Wall and die and come back to life

  • @chris26462
    @chris26462 Před rokem

    I enjoy every video comming on this channel, but I would be happy if you guys could specify the track you were using at the end.

  • @timmygobel5476
    @timmygobel5476 Před rokem

    The thumbnail is S tier

  • @r3vzaw4aljameel28
    @r3vzaw4aljameel28 Před rokem

    Df is the funniest youtubeer how with me?

  • @pencil6711
    @pencil6711 Před rokem +2

    Evil never fails to entertain us

  • @CrazyPyroFerret
    @CrazyPyroFerret Před rokem

    ah the horrors insue

  • @mycookiehasnoname
    @mycookiehasnoname Před rokem +2

    This is genuinely the worst "game" that I have ever seen lmao

  • @jeffzekiller3469
    @jeffzekiller3469 Před rokem

    Ive gotta ask what the blured sayd?

  • @miloanderson4007
    @miloanderson4007 Před rokem +1

    Hi Df!

  • @gamingwithollie8260
    @gamingwithollie8260 Před rokem

    Hi DF!!!!

  • @williamalexander7481
    @williamalexander7481 Před rokem

    Lol

  • @ochyt328
    @ochyt328 Před rokem

    Still should try bad piggies cause alien items and p2w to help get them

  • @caiojones7849
    @caiojones7849 Před rokem

    I miss holding her hand

  • @cody180sx
    @cody180sx Před rokem

    ...I don't see anything anything out of the ordinary for a husky.

  • @festro1000
    @festro1000 Před rokem

    I think watching that game has given me brain cancer.

  • @etherwxlf
    @etherwxlf Před rokem

    Ain't no way the girl got jumped and the dog joined in lmfao 😭😭

  • @Sizzle2115
    @Sizzle2115 Před rokem

    Now he's torchering dogs. Great 👍

    • @Le_Pentagoon
      @Le_Pentagoon Před rokem +1

      this might be my new favorite channel

  • @maskedshadow5365
    @maskedshadow5365 Před rokem

    Dangerouslyfunny? I only know DangerouslyEvil !!

  • @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060

    That costume would smell like straight ass. Wore it for years, during baths and all that other stuff.

  • @Obito-Uchiha
    @Obito-Uchiha Před rokem

    Hes good at repetitive games.

  • @zombiesithblade1579
    @zombiesithblade1579 Před rokem

    I remember a time when DF was not as Evil. 😅

    • @orinaoz8686
      @orinaoz8686 Před rokem

      what? wth?
      he existed like that once?

    • @zombiesithblade1579
      @zombiesithblade1579 Před rokem +1

      @@orinaoz8686 Yep it was a long time ago before he got bored of Stardew Valley, or was it when he could not find the dino egg.😆

    • @chractherlastname647
      @chractherlastname647 Před rokem

      @@zombiesithblade1579 Didnt he like speedrun divorce, and sacrifice his children?

    • @zombiesithblade1579
      @zombiesithblade1579 Před rokem +1

      @@chractherlastname647 Yeah but only after he played through the game a few times.

    • @rosegray4061
      @rosegray4061 Před rokem

      He probably was back then but he just didn't show it because he wasn't as bored at the time or felt he needed to conceal it

  • @polishgigalooser4665
    @polishgigalooser4665 Před rokem

    When turmoil again?

  • @CplSteve
    @CplSteve Před rokem

    Where did the other dog go?

  • @TheAyanamiRei
    @TheAyanamiRei Před rokem

    A Rainbow Fence would look good IF it was done well. That's just a Shitty Knockoff Rainbow Fence

  • @applejuice7124
    @applejuice7124 Před rokem

    More evil please 😈

  • @galaxyi.n.o.h3953
    @galaxyi.n.o.h3953 Před rokem

    Hi DF

  • @toxicplague6278
    @toxicplague6278 Před rokem +1

    I just saw this today and that whole queen of England thins kinda rough

  • @tomskene7642
    @tomskene7642 Před rokem +1

    Mmmmmm felonys

  • @dankieDar
    @dankieDar Před rokem

    Dog bad. Bad dog.

    • @Le_Pentagoon
      @Le_Pentagoon Před rokem

      Bad dog dog bad put in bag throw bag into river dog drown dog tries to go to heaven gets dragged down to hell dies and gets torchered for all eternity never being able to get out

  • @bikershikersandthings
    @bikershikersandthings Před rokem +1

    Hi you we vary cool

  • @moopig_
    @moopig_ Před rokem

    no words. 2:16

  • @themaskedchallenger7433
    @themaskedchallenger7433 Před rokem +1

    Could you bring back stardew valley