I Got Rejected By Every Woman On Earth
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- čas přidán 5. 04. 2023
- I am the ruler of destiny for these fools.
These puzzle games are so interesting, I'm so glad I got the chance to try out the full version of this game. It has so many interesting avenues to explore, hope we get to see some more.
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Game: Storyteller - store.steampowered.com/app/16...
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I love how he completed the puzzle but had an extra space so he just kills Edgar, poor dude
As someone who binges videos of this game and has completed the game myself in one sitting, Edgar is the punching bag of the community.
HE DESERVES THIS AND HE KNOWS IT.
He got rejected so much
Time stamp?
@@cassandralimsixuanmoe 5:11
7:05 Imagine, someone writing an epic story using that tragedy. It could become a timeless literary writing.
man that would be crazy
romeo and juliet?
@@crimsonhana never heard of it
@@crimsonhana WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN
William Shakespeare, time travelling - WRITE THAT DOWN!
“The real challenge was the friends we made along the way” so relatable lol
Yea Lol
It was at 2:23
For the last one you would have to do: witness duchess, butler gun, butler ballroom, duchess detective ballroom, butler detective ballroom. Because you saw that the detective was wondering where the gun went, so if you don’t let the butler put back the gun, he Will find him with the gun
Too bad that doesn't work. The butler hides the gun behind his back and the detective doesn't arrest him
Another content creator already tried it
@@theashenogre8948 You have to have the duchess tell the detective about the gun then have the butler shoot her
Oh, are you trying to get "but the Duke isn't home"? Here's how I did it.
- Obviously, the Butler needs the gun.
- Duchess witnesses...
- Butler alone in the Ballroom, wielding the gun.
- Duchess tells Detective that Butler has the gun.
- Butler shoots Duchess.
- Now that there's a crime (and Detective knows who had the gun _thanks to Duchess telling him, which satisfies "Duchess Gets Butler Arrested"_ ), Detective has a reason to arrest Butler in the Ballroom.
@@WhirlyBeepBoops Ah thanks that does work
"This is becoming a bullying Simulator for Edgar" got me😂😂😂😂
Dfs humor fits perfectly with these types of games
Edger: gets married
Also Edger: dies
Edgers spouse: dies
Edger: gets revived
Also Edger: can't get a break
Also, OP disrespected him enough to not spell his name right; get rekt edgar
“Help me I am stuck in this hell hole game called story teller wich people will abuse game characters and force their whole life”
-Edgar
Other people: WHY DO I GOT TO BE THE ONE WHO SUFFER THE MOST?
Edgar: Your pain is nothing!
Man I love df, but that last part was so blood boiling...
I just got the game, I'll finish it myself.
I saw that he got a puzzle game and I instantly knew it wouldn't end up well
DF says he's dumb but when he plays something like a puzzle game you can see that he's an absolute genius. Most of the time.
6:54 “maybe he gets sad”
*pulls out death scene*
i love how always when there is a death it goes Edger:dies Spouse:dies Edger:revives Edger:drinks poison Edger:revives Edger:DRINKS POISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know what I’d love to see? A DangerouslyFunny out of context video!
YES THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS
DangerouslyOutOfContext if you will
This story is exciting but dark. I LOVE it.
5:42 “so if we revive stupid” 😭😂
I think what happened at "Witch Becomes the Mirror's Favorite" is that the mirror has this line of favoritism, and the highest existing being is the favorite:
Human Snowy
Normal Witch
Frog Snowy
Disguised Witch
She had to turn Snowy into a frog so she could be "Normal Witch" and be above her. I was confused, too, when I played this game, but I noticed when I watched this video.
Hi DF! I just wanted to tell you I appreciate everything that you do. When I’m having a bad day, I just watch your videos and they have me laughing so hard by the end of them. You really are dangerously funny. 😃
I assume the last one would be like the one where the butler got fired for messing with the gun, except the dutchess tells the detective?
You're finally back to this game! I loved it last time you played.
*referring to title* me too, and I didn't even have to play a game to get that achievement
You know its a good day when DF posts :)
edit: oml im so stupid, he uploads daily
edit 2: wait im not stupid?
Yeah
So everyday then
@@tomokia9936 wait he posts daily?
he uploads daily ?
My dog died today
Df always found weird game that we love to watch
I would love to see more things like this, I love listening to you think. Love your content, I have for years, thank you.
the last one you could've done this
1.Butler takes gun
2.Wife witnessed he has the gun
3.Butler puts gun away
4.Wife tell detective
5.Detective inspects gun
6.Butler is arrested
i was waiting for you to do this game
Spoilers for how to solve that final one:
Butler takes gun.
Duchess witnesses.
Butler in ballroom with gun.
Duchess tells detective.
Butler shoots duchess.
Detective Arrests Butler.
This was a fun puzzle game. I love your commentary on it.
DF just bruteforcing the cute puzzle
I wanted him to play this game so much, and I’m so excited that he did
Didn't he play this before? Or is this a sequel game?
@@RanMouri82 never played it before
@@RanMouri82 no he hasn’t it’s new u might be thinking of the beta
Such a sweet game! Except the murder, deceit, etc.
making my day better this is super funny
uncomfortably relatable
" I got rejected by every girl in the world" same df, same.
Amen brothers
me too man
All because of the man with 10 million power in rise of kingdoms
@@infinitebane oh yes
You just made the stupid ad infinitely better 😂😊
For the last one, I wonder if you have to get the duke arrested first, so he "isn't home" cuz he's in jail.
The duchess needs to get the butler arrested for her own murder.
She can do that by witnessing the butler with the gun, tell the detective the butler has a gun, duchess gets killed, detective arrests butler.
The last one you’re not supposed to kill Duchess, yet you let the Duchess tell the detective, and then she gets killed, and then the butler gets arrested, but I might be remembering it wrong
I think i know on the last one.
First, butler grabs gun
Second, dutchess spies
Third, butler shows gun
Fifth, dutchess tells detective
Sixth, butler is arrested
Seventh, enjoy your success and have a happy rest of the day or night
All you had to do was not have the butler put the gun back and you would have gotten it
Wrong on that.
4:52 i love how they are gay just to spite edgar 😭
DF's logic is the best logic lol
Why do I love Isobel and Lenora together so much?
7:50 in a nutshell
Isobel marries Stupid, poisons him, and marries Lenora
i wish this game had a sandbox game. like you get to have all the options available with like 10 panels or smth and make your own story
That would absolutely increase playability for me. I finished the whole game so quickly the only joy I can get anymore is to subject someone else to it and watch them struggle. Like DF! Or Secret Sleepover Society. Or any other content creators.
@@Octy_in_Boots ikr. i was hoping for a sandbox game mode but i got disappointed by that. i hope they add one in the future
'Everyone rejects Edgar'... Oh okay🤗
On the last one's bonus challenge, the Duchess witnesses the butler with the gun, tells the detective, gets killed, then the butler gets arrested.
I think the duchess needs to witness the butler holding the gun and then tell the detective
In the last one you could’ve done the same thing as getting the butler fired, pick up the gun, eye witness(dutchess), put it back, dutchess tells the detective, detective arrests butler in bathroom. The duke isn’t home.
This game is perfect for DF 😂 i can't stop laughing for edgar
Now this... This is Epic
Would be so cool a video on Marvel Snap. What crazy decks would DF do in that game?????
get the duchess to tell the detective the butler got the gun, BEFORE she gets killed
ghosts can only talk during a "seance" scene
19:56 REMOVE THE DUKE FROM THE STOR- OH YOU'RE JUST GONNA DO NONSENSE PLANS
The ghost of the duchess is a ghost and ghosts dont talk in this game unless they are in a seance so the ghost didn't tell the detectiv anything
Classic DF “heartbreak for everyone! Now this I can get behind!” Need I say more?
This game looks super fun
DF was never the same after his S/O left from FPS Chess
14:36 duke loves his gun
What a happy realashenship
You can make the duchess touch the weapon in "Spouse gets vengeance".
Omg I love this video please do more!!! What is the name of the video game?
DF: All you've got to do to get someone to marry you is let them out of their cage. Should've known all along, that's been my specialty for a while.
... Should someone be checking his house? It's always the quiet ones... O.o
"This I say merry? I meant murder " was my favorite
I 100%ed this game, including achievements, in just over 3 hours. It's a great game, but people need to be aware how short it is, because it's certainly not worth the price they're asking. Needs a few DLCs and mod support.
Note - if I'm remembering right, DF has just played the whole game to the end through this video. Like I said, short.
Many such cases 😔
Waligug!?
What the hell are you doing here?!
Pov: you don't realize that ghosts can ONLY tell the detective if there's a seance
Considering all the suffering Edgar Allen Poe endured in real life? DF has reached peak cruelty. ❤
For last one you should have done detective wittnes , buttler gun, buttler duchess ballroom, detective buttler ballroom
already happy to be watching this vid
Patiently waiting for DF to play:
Crab Champions
For last one I think duchess kills the duke then puts un back, the buttler touche the gun and detective finds butler's fingerprints and arrest him
But then the fingerprints would be what gets Butler arrested, not the Duchess. Also uhhh... Duchess refuses to touch the gun unless she has a reason for vengeance.
Does anybody realize the butler is just Edgar with fancy clothes,a mustache and fancy hair
7:40 lenora: will you marry meh?
edgar: yesh
after edgar's death
lenora: aww he died :(
drinks poison
lenora:yay i have 1 more chance at life!!!!!!!!!
lenora: sees edgar's grave again
no magic happen?
well time to go to heaven again
Finally! A CZcams video name that’s relatable to my life!
The double poison one is just the plot of Romeo and Juliet. Those darned kid kept killing themselves over each other.
DF: "Adam starts alone, finds love, and dies happy because Eve dies."
Me: Basically every married man in the history of *ever.* 😀
Alternate title: bullying Edgar for 21:26
The ghost is not telling him face palm
Bro, who said you could make my life story
On that last one you could have had the duchess see the butler holding the gun in the hallway, then have the butler put the gun down, then duchess tells detective, who arrests the butler
Which would do what? The butler didn't kill anyone so the Detective wouldn't have anything to arrest him on
@@theashenogre8948 right, sorry. Let me correct myself. Don't have the butler put the gun back. As long as he keeps the gun, it's a stolen firearm, which is a serious crime
@@oddotaku3621 And even then you'd be wrong. There's still no crime committed. The Butler still hides it behind his back and the Detective still doesn't arrest him.
To get the special ending on that you have to
1. Butler picks up gun
2. Duchess as witness
3. Butler in ballroom with Gun
4. Duchess informs Detective
5. Butler shoots Duchess
6. Detective arrests Butler
@@theashenogre8948 ah, I see. That makes sense
SPOILER:
The answer to the last puzzle is to have the duchess witness the butler with the gun, then have her tell the detective, then have the detective witness the butler shoting the duchess, then get the butler arrested
Moral of the story: No one likes Edgar 💀
2:34
It's ok DF, we still love you. ❤
butler+gun, Witness+duchess, Ballroom+Butler, Ballroom+Duchess+Detective, Gun+ detective, Ballroom+Detective+Butler
butler picks up the gun, duchess sees butler with a gun, duchess tells detective and then detective arrests butler.
You could have just make the duchess see the butler with the gun
12:44 poor froggy I feel bad bro😢😢😢
JUSTICE FOR EDGAR 😭😭
Bro why do i get rejected by everyone?
If you would make the entire account just for a joke then I would die of laughter 😂
But you didn’t.
It’s ok I still died of laughter 😆
It's infuriating to watch DF solve these puzzles lmao
Only in _seance_ can ghosts talk to not ghosts.
The _duchess_ was *N’T* telling the _detective_ about the situation.
@DangerouslyFunny
make the dutchess tell the detective before she dies
Great video!
I thought this was a stardew video and my jaw was on the floor…still love this video though😊
finally, a video i can relate to
Wow, I am kind of shocked that the developers made a game based of my life!
21:05 you needed to makw detective watch while duke killing
19:48 what if u make the detective see the butler pick up the gun??
My most favorite is the queen👸
Can’t tell if this is a W or L rizz moment
The title is giving “The Bidding” by Tally Hall 😂
“I got rejected by every woman on earth.” Man how do I even get that far?