Catholic Priests Can’t Sing - Joe Kwaczala - Full Special
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- Joe Kwaczala explains his problem with catholic mass, the difference between bad boys and bad guys, and why people with cute accents get away with everything.
Original airdate: November 8, 2019
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Daniel Radcliffe has really gotten better at comedy.Great show bro,the accents are priceless
His bit on the priests had this Catholic-born and raised former altar boy laughing harder than I have in years!
As a former Catholic I can confirm this is true and hilarious!!!
The priests singing 😂😅
Laughed the whole time
Literally cry laughing 😅
When I was a kid I went to church with my sister who is five years older than I am. The whole service was in Latin. Do you think that we knew Latin? The answer is no! And, you had to wear something on your head… A hat would be good, a kerchief, when you didn’t have that you could put a piece of Kleenex tissue on your head… and of course we had to use bobby pins secure it. 😂😂😂
I was around six and seven years old when this occurred. Decades later they did the service in English. By then I wasn’t so crazy about going to church anymore. I didn’t need 10 Commandments to tell me how to live my life. Lots of people think you can pick and choose when it comes to the 10 Commandments. All I know is I’m a good person, honest, and kind. Who could ask for anything more? 😊❤
That pre-Vatican 2 realness 😂😂😂
God can’t handle the top of the heads of Catholic women. Dude goes berserk. 3 out of 10 women who convert to Judaism do so they don’t have to wear a hat. In Judaism, it’s forbidden. Men have to wear the hat. Show God a hatless Jewish man and hatless Catholic woman couple and the cosmos will end.
Joe is hilarious. Thanks for uploading this.
Think I've seen this fella on HUNK with Mike Bridenstine!
Never seen this guy, don't know where he's from, he's decades younger but sounds like somebody I could have grew up with. LMFAO! Going to share with everyone I grew up with 👏😆🍻
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How do you follow up a joke about priests with a joke about inappropriate synonyms for daddy and NOT mention "father"?
I was raised in the 70s a lot of comic books and stuff like that and they took me to my first Catholic mass my neighbors😮 and I had concerns right off the bat😮 they explained to me in the church but I'm going to be eating the body of Christ symbolically and drinking his blood😮😮 all my little mind could think was vampires and cannibals what's going on here😂 I thought this was church😂 true story😂
Daddy Diddy...whole new connotation! Sing like a priest!
Cheers
great show
That is EXACTLY how British people sound.
I particularly like the Russell Brand (15:15) gibberish!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
S-tier
I was a catholic alter boy and yes we did only use one cloth to wipe. But at least at the church i went to had two of us and each had our own cloth. I only used have of it(didnt want to dirty my own hand).
Let’s go
The cheese is unreal
😂 genius🎉👏👏👏👏💚💚💚💚💚💚
Good
😂🎉😂🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😮😅😂😂 wow I'm not a diehard catholic but whatever level your faith is on....this guy rocks.
Where’s your old video. Meaning when you were younger? You were making and saying the funniest ever jokes about the Catholic ways!
That sounds like a German person that's been living in Bangladesh for some time.
Funny
He moves like an exaggerated character on Family Guy. Like when Shatner is bouncing all around.
Chris D'Elia did this exact same bit.
Featuring loose macaroni and cheese… with blooood in it…
Need pancakes and bacon ... now
WHATS WRONG W ROB SNIEDER???
I betcha ride a short bus.😂
What's wrong with any of the things in that bit?
I quit Saturday Night Live before you were born! Sorry!
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Google says his last name is Chinese.
This guy has potential I thought you was pretty good because material is lacking. With better material this guy can go far.
Hmm.. 8 minutes in. Don't know bout this one, guys!
this is for older people cause what is this
They also suck at paying property taxes or raising families.
The priest singing goes on WAY too long. It’s not funny anymore.
Is that supposed to be funny
More lame.
Alot of blasphemy here...
Nobody makes jokes about Islam
But when it comes to Christianity, y'all just say alot of BS 👎👎👎
Yeah....no