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Inspired by Spazbo4's video "God Dammit Leon": • God Dammit Leon
After Ada plays him like a damn fiddle (again,) Leon decides to drown his sorrows at a bar while listening to David Bowie's "Little China Girl" (again.) However, this time Chris has had enough, and has enlisted Rebecca to help him convince Leon to finally fuck his sister and continue the Redfield Lineage. Will he succeed? Probably... Probably not.
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Oh my god....i fiest only watched the first half of the video...and i was like ...nice voice acting (i am talking about the "No thanks bro") ...but when i watched the whole video ...oh my god ..this pun of Claire is just...goooooiiing on ..but damn its funny......keep it up man....
Can this get even better?
This was the funniest video about RE I've seen
Let's go to a bar to drink apple juice it's on me
You did good you deserve it
This is a goddamn masterpiece! I demand more and with these fabulous voice actors again! 😀
You laugh me hard man thank you very much!
"If not Wong, it's wrong"
- Leon
Hahaha
lol
Your comment is pure Gold.
"If she ain't Wong, she ain't getting the dong".
They got the Wong house...
I didn't realize this was a parody until halfway through the video.
Same
It's perfect.
Gearless13 I still don’t realize
The movie was pretty funny tbh
Gearless13 same, I thought it was capcom animation
"Life's a circus, and I'm the clown."
I feel you, Leon.
Where is my "Little China Girl"
“Life’s garbage, and i’m the janitor.”
We’ve all been there Brother
Another fallen soldier over here
To quote someone that uses a red suit, "You are not a clown, you are the entire circus."
1:27
Leon’s reaction is even better when you realize he isn’t stunned by the topic, but annoyed because this seems to be a common occurrence
Probably more annoyed that Chris brought someone else into the fold
Yeah no shit
He is so annoyed that he even teleported Chris on a chair with that expression.
what
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought this was a legit cutscene and I lost it when it took that turn
it is a movie
I choked on my drink, tbh. 😂
@Shaman Xeed It is: Resident evil vendetta
@Shaman Xeed yes
@Shaman Xeed It is a scene from the movie. They edited some of the voice acting and the image on the laptop. That's it.
“Where’s My Little China Girl”
The "China Girl" Was going to make Leon her bitch!
@@AzureBashXIII we wish
I could pretend that nothing really meant too much
When I look at my China girl
i fucking peed
Trantor The Troll n-no
That _"This again."_ Makes you question how many times they've been through all this. Chris even went through the trouble of preparing a power point presentation this time.
Lol,
But the fact other s.t.a.r.s. members are now shipping them is the best part. Rebecca was the best part
With his sister's nudes no less.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I need that powerpoint presentation for research purposes 🧐
The new Infinite Darkness series confirmed that Leon's preference for Chinese girls is 100% canon.
The man cultivated a strong fetish for chinese women out of spite from Boulder Boy's incessant requests.
*korean
@@Retry80 *yellow
Ok, no, He also went after Angela, filtered with Helena and asked Claire to go out in Degeneration.
@@Ch50304 when he asked Claire out in Degeneration? I remember he only rizzed Angela
I honest to God thought this was real until Chris turned the laptop to reveal his naked sister.
Lmao same.
@@TheBournPL you and I both know that Resident Evil dialogue knows no bounds.
@@vukvasic02 fair point
RobertG23998 it’s the last resort.
You know what they say "You gotta know The people around you" One way or another
Life's a circus, and I'm the clown.
Bartre truer words haven’t been spoken
*ALBERT WHISKERS*
I’m not a clown, i’m an entire circus :(
The most relatable quote of the new year
That could have been a Joker quote
Leon's face when Rebecca says the line is just... Perfection.
At this rate the Wesker bloodline will continue before the redfield bloodline
thanks a lot Leon
hasn't it already though? isn't Jake supposed to be Wesker's kid?
Jake already exists and is already hooking up with Sherry though so ...
@@shadowespurr8636 exactly!
The fact that Leon's listening to China Girl by David Bowie
ah so on point
@@king.canute21 uP
uh yeah... that's why he said where's my china girl...
@@vladtepes6867 no, he means where's Ada
@@uchoangnguyen3934 uh yeah... ada's chinese...
Punished Leon, a man denied his apple juice
*No apples for him!*
He still feels the taste in his mouth
"Punished" Leon "S" Kennedy
Bruh I can't rn lmfao
🤣🤣🤣
"Life's a circus and I'm the clown." This gonna be my new motto whenever I'm wallowing in self pity or when I'm depressed. And I'm going to be drinking Apple Juice and listening to David Bowie cause it's worked a thousand times before.
Word
Odyssey is a real nice track for when you feel like you've lost control but in reality through no fault of your own.
and thinking about your "Little China Girl"
Fucking mood
If you're feeling troubled, maybe professional help is the answer, or talking to a trusted friend about what you are going through. People care about you, even if it may not feel like it at times. Wish you the best.
"I'll even make her wear a red dress and say Chinese words to you" 😂😂😂
Albert whiskers
Sounds like Albert cheeswhizhker
That had me laughing
The menopause is kicking in
That's so cute
Meow
“Life is a circus, and I'm the clown.”
-Leoker Kennedy.
Gamers rise up
Leon is a circus baby and elizabeth ada wong
@@williamafton1445 I'm not a fucking robot and get me more apple juice
do you want to get closer to freddy's funtime you will be helped by freddy's funtime to make love with bonnet because funtime freddy forbids the marriage receipt from bonnet (even though i just want to trap you into freddy's funtime like circus baby who trapped Elizabeth 😈😈😈)
I swar Jontron said it first.
"As a researcher I can confirm you and claire's child will become a certified badass"
*I believe every word this woman said because is exactly what i wanted to hear*
I get that the joke is that Chris took so much steroids it made him sterile but I find the idea of him not catching jill’s advances a lot more funnier tbh
Or maybe he’s just gay
@@watershed8685yeh hes gay or maybe he couldn't fuck anymore
@@watershed8685 or ace.
@@thatoneguy5343There's no such thing.
@@thatoneguy5343The Redfield bloodline is far more important to him then his personal preference
"And one of them is named ALBERT WHISKERS"
I died
Albert Whiskers: Global Whiskas Saturation!
Honestly I'm not sure if I want a black cat named that name or a blonde cat named that name whichever one works but then again I'm more inclined for black cats
@@kitcloudkicker14 another statement I'm on board with I'm super on board with global saturation this is just another one 😸😸😸
@@silverink1824 blonde one, then give him the good ol jacket and shades
@@shiori00 never had a blonde cat before but I'll find one now
n o g r a c i a s h e r m a n o
*I a m a f r a i d t h a t i t w i l l n e v e r p o s s i b l e h o m o s e x u a l*
*h o l a*
@@HavenarcBlogspotJcK what
@Muteba Gizenga *C A C A*
@@Ahrone1586 c e r r a e l
A n o
I need you to continue the Redfield lineage
✨ᴺᴼ ᵂᴬᵞ ᶠᴬᴳ✨
*ᎶᎾᎠ ᎠᎪmᏁᎥᏆ ᏞᎬᎾᏁ*
That's the part that makes me laugh the hardest every time
Its never gets old, unlike Chris's sister.
Soon she'll have her fourth cat
@@falconeshield its name is sherry purrkin
@@usernamequaalquerr😂😂😂😂
it's funny because she seems the only character to age properly, or even too much
@@valentds Yeah, of all the 'main' female characters, she's the only one who does look her age. Both Jill and Sherry won't ever age due to their exposure to the T and G virus, respectively. Not sure what the case is with Becca though.
I don't care what capcom says. This is canon
For sure it’s a thing now 😂
is it actually canon?
It is officially canon in RE2 tho.
Anjir gk paham aku
@@Adillahaq9 cuma inside joke di RE franchise soal Chris Redfield awowkwok
Literally thought this was real up until Leon asked for apple juice lmao
They got me until Mr steroids and basketball star. That's a reference to a picture found in weaker's office of Rebecca in a basketball outfit
"Where's my little China girl" gives it away instantly.
Y'all I thought it was real up until do my sister.
You're not the only one.
@@c.a.9903 I still thought it was real after he asked him to bang his sister
“Where’s my little China girl”😂😂😂
1:30 Leon’s face 😭 I’m dying
Claire:" I love you Leon"
Leon: " I love Ada"
Chris: *Cracks knuckle*
Haha rezero reference
Chris gonna pay for this
gotta love that reference
@@zrien8 after that run as fast as you can
Leon would body Chris harder then Chris bodied that boulder.
“Wheres my little China girl”
"We really need to talk, leon..."
@P Poh "this again huh? How bout you and jill? You 2 can hook up."
he mean ada
That shit hit me
@@michalkitka6888 no shit, sherlock
Everyone’s gangsta till Leon says: “Fuck it, imma continue the Graham Bloodline”
"Sweet overtime" ending unlocked.
OMG!!
President:But my daughter age is 20 years old!
@@CruzHackettThe Us president offered Leon to fuck his daughter and Graham bloodline will continue❤
@@CruzHackettGOOD!
Albert Whiskers: In less than 5 meowmutes we shall reach the optimeowl altitude for claw extraction *heavy purrs*
Uropurros will be released into the meowmesphere ensuring complete global purrrification
Complete global saturation 😱
"As a researcher, I can confirm you and Claire's child will become a certified badass."
She's not even lying.
Could you imagine? Boy or girl, they'll grow up to be the protagonist of the RE games if that actually happened.
Nah, Ada and Leon’s kid would be even more badass. If it ain’t Wong it’s just wrong.
@@sands201 naw. I am gonna be the outlier here and say I prefer Claire / Leon.
Ada is badass...but just...the poor guy is running after her since ...a bunch of games.
Just because he apparently lost his first smooch to her he is all gaga for her.
She "marked" him and then strings him along without it coming to a peak (if you know what I mean).
...
And I mean a proper romantic relatioship...aaaaand s*x.
I love how she doesn’t even specify the research she’s done. Lmfao
@@sasakelala3360 yea, I kinda feel bad for him tho...
I think this is a little bit too high quality for this meme
Not high quality enough" there fixed your typo, your welcome!
We need 1080p this ain't enough
@@sithstalker770 His grammar, choice of words and spelling were alright. Shut up.
@@Astralek Here, i believe this braincells are yours, found them on the floor.
Raishiden funny you feel the need to call someone stupid when you misuse the word “this” when you should have said “these”. What people find funny is up to the viewer prick.
This is the highest quality voice acting for a chrispost I've yet seen
Leon's no idiot , he knows about the horrors of child support.
Chris has already offered many times that there's no strings attached, he bangs Claire and then he can continue to run after Ada forever
He already learned that one time Claire dumped Sherry on him
ah, so if it isn't problematic enough vergil warned him about it right? I mean both franchises were made by capcom
He already experienced having that kid follow him in RE4 so yes.
Leons a full all he must do is dono
*"The menopause is kicking in"*
Chris sure has a way with words.
No, he's a borderline mentally challenged Midwestern cop
And women and boulders. XD
@@astein1187 definitely not women
1:59
You missed the layered joke. She has three cats... it's not just menopause, it's menoPAWS
The voice acting is actually S-tier
1:26 - that look on Leon's face. Magically priceless! 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man these resident evil 8 leaks are getting wild
This guy's memes are my new head canon to the franchise.
Ethan winters and Chris Redfield are back in resident evil 8. IN FIRST PERSON!!!
@@nonamenousername967 I SAW OMG. I was gonna hold out on the PS5 but I'm sold already
@@frownieclownie what a great time to be alive my friend
@@frownieclownie and spider man too
Don't know whats worse, Chris offering his sister, or Leon declining it.
yes.
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
the RE voice actors change so much that i honestly didn't know this was a parody until halfway through
1:30 HIS FACE
IM WEEZING
Everytime Chris rejects Jill i feel my soul fades a little bit more.
Can we get an F for jill?
@@invisibleair2156 F. Seriously though Jill is so nice and badass she's a keeper!
F
Why would Chris want to be with Jill "Sandiwich"?
Weren't they lovers like always, just not very open about it? I mean it's Resident Evil, nobody is open about that shit unless they want it to end in a catastrophic way
Can't wait for RE8 and Leon's struggle with his apple juice addiction
Oh Jim you really out done yourself this time
What has Leon been doing since 6?
@@dayvonlouis5187 Search his Chinese girlfriend
@@jacky9575 you mean the woman who he simped for since she faked her death and for like maybe 9 or 10 years and I wouldn't call her his girlfriend since he still got rejected at the end of 6
Dear Leader!
Leon drinking juice pretending hes drunk his beyond fucking in character
I'm crying at Leon's face in 1:30 man was flabbergasted
- So what, you just gonna sit here and listen to David Bowie?
- It's worked a thousand times before.
This is gold.
OMG HE'S TOTALLY ME
Hello brother
This is gold experience
Leon listens to David Bowie because zombies are *Scary Monsters*
Leon really does just feel like Dante but without the sword
RE6 Leon is practically Dante if he was full human
Dante was actually supposed to be Leon at first. The first DMC was going to be an Resident Evil game, but the devs messed up and made it more action packed than horror. So Capcom made them turn it into an original game since it was too far into development to cancel.
Since DMC1 came from the early build of RE4 it makes sense.
@@puffpuffpassmako Yeah it's such a cool story, to think that DMC was technically an accident and then became its own thing and then took off
@@puffpuffpassmako Yeah, Mikami hated it but hey, it was already too far in. All that was needed was to change Leon/Tony Redgrave's name and design again.
The way Chris points at the laptop kills me every time
Leon's silent blinking after he hears the reason Chris and Rebecca came to him is just hilarious to me.
1:29
FR
1:21
Leon is like: “Ok, aaaand…?”
i laughed alot harder than i should have after seeing it 🤣
Leon: "What about you and jill?"
Chris: "no."
AGUANTE ARGENTINA PAPA
Starscream91 he’s actually bi. Look up his PH account, the man probably has enough STDs to kill a Tyrant
Give Chris a break. He's still mourning over Piers :P.
gaddmet leon just marrie cleair and make the redfield legacy proud 😂hhh
Hurts every time-
maybe leon and Claire are just good platonic frindes 😁
I hope we get a RE game with Claire having a kid. The fandom will rejoice that the Redfield Bloodline was secured.
It's amazing how this is actually dubbed better than the original.
Damn. The voice acting of the characters are such a badass and it feels like this is the real story.
i didn't see the movie and i believed it was real, but after that... i start to laugh so much XD
I like how people are finding it cringe like they can do better jobs
yeah. the voice acting is badass. impressive.
They seemed to do a pretty decent job with the lip syncing
Coyote Bongwater no
1:29 His expression is priceless
he be like
the fuck?!?
"Not you too, Rebecca?!"
" *SHIT* I'm too sober to process all this."
Leon be like : Wait,what???
He fucking blinked, TWICE
Where is my "Little China Girl"
I used To Be a Fan, But After Watching This Masterpiece I Turned Into A Whole Ass *Turbine*
“Hey, another bottle of Apple-Juice here”
"Cancel that."
"Hey, who do you think you a-"
@@viktorstanev2752 *"ENOUGH!"*
"WHAT do you want, REDFIELD?"
*sigh* "You KNOW why I'm here, Leon."
Chris: how many babies will you have with my sister?
Leon: No.
hahaha
Chris: GOD DAMMIT LEON
Leon: No way faq
No thanks bro
*No thanks bro
5 years later and this is still effing hilarious.
Leon: "Why don't you just try with Jill?!"
Chris: "They are both woman Leon! Use some damn common sense!"
I just realized Leon calls Rebecca "Little Miss Basketball Star" because of the film roll he finds in Wesker's desk. What a sneaky little reference from a high-quality shitpost.
When the first time I found that, I didn't know it was Wesker's table until I found it on internet.
And after find that, I was like; "Jezz, Wesker's a freak!"
It's one of the most well known easter eggs in the series
@@margarethmichelina5146 Were can I find that? It's for homework 👀
@@stephaniemorales386 re2 search wesker's desk 50 times
@@stephaniemorales386 re2r, you need to search weskers drawer after getting the attachment his drawer has.
I love this
Thanks b0ss
ahhh, the man of culture
@@thecommentguy9380 Yeah
@@DetectiveMasterclass more of these please!
@@gagejohnathan9641
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Soon.
“Life’s the Circus and I’m the clown.” Me too Leon
“the menopause is kicking in” gets me every time 😭
Claire is 38 in Vendetta...so the joke makes even more sense.
You're joking, right?
@@ZyroVfx No, bro.
@@Luixmai damn...
Holy fuck she's not going to be fertile for much longer.
vendetta’s set like 2015 which is still 17 years after re 2, so she’s like 36. point still stands
"No way f*g" Nice callback to that one RE4 meme.
He even says no thanks bro
can I have source for this? I think missed out on this meme
@@jamirvillarosa7924 look up plague of gripes re4 meme
"your sister is small time!"
That profile picture tho...
“I’ll even make Claire wear a Red Dress and Speak Chinese to You.” Bro😂😂😂
I like this idea that Jill has been saving herself for Chris and he is overtly oblivious to her advances because he's obsessed with getting Leon to sleep with Claire.
Capcom, hire this man.
Yara yo lmfao
Nero?
Vergil?
Wth are ya doing on here, go to your own franchise
*Crapcom
Foolishness Nero, Foolishness, if they want him, then they'll have to take him. But you already knew that
"Nero, you must marry Kyrie."
"... Wh-"
"WE MUST CONTINUE THE SPARDA BLOODLINE, NERO!"
Imagine Capcom seeing this and just saying "Ah, f*ck it. Let's make this cannon".
You know if they made a cannon made fuck it up much like they fucked up in re5 those worthy few know what I'm talking about of which fuck up they made most egregiously
You just see Frank West and Dante Struggle To Drag Leon into the Board Room that day because they know she's gonna be locked in there with him.
@@-Ryu I may hate Leon's face but like at least I don't want him to be forced into something he doesn't want to do and clearly his character doesn't want to do this
@@silverink1824 Chris hasn't really been able to understand emotions ever since that boulder incident.
@@-Ryu see if Wesker didn't die I think he could fix Chris I'm joking that's such a toxic thing to say
"As a researcher, i can confirm you and Claire's child will become a certified badass!"
Claire and Leon's child: *Punches boulders and roundhouse kicks zombies*
Mr. Kennedy you entertain me
"She has 3 cats"
Me: Oh that's not so ba-
"And one of them is named Albert Wiskers"
Me: Leon for God's sake inseminate Claire!
I thought about that as a Palico name 😏
Just wanna point out William G Purrkin is a better pun..
Oh my.... it's make my brain hurt.
I wouldn't be surprised if one of the cats was named NeMEOWsis
She has cats because she's a Lesbian xD
This sounds like legit bloopers from the movie lmao
Domenick boucher I’m sorry, but what movie is everyone talking about?
@@plasmasnake4774 This scene is from the Resident Evil: Vendetta movie.
I just died when one of Claire's cat called Albert Whiskers xD
I bet this isn't the first time you're watching this.
Cuz I lost the count of how many times I watched it.
Hell nah bro. THis is funny so there is no need.
The escalation from "No thanks" to "No way" is the absolute best LMAOOO
😂😂😂😂
"She has three cats and one of them is named Albert wesker"
This is a category 6 bruh moment
*whiskers
@@Thinktank-rn6dm Please No.. NOT AGAIN.
back when people actually got a team of VAs together instead of ai :(
Remember kids: "If it's not Wong, it's wrong"
>China Girl playing on the background
The amount of brilliance put into this video is off the rails
All the little details.
Better story than the actual movie
Agreed this is the worst out of 3 CG movies
At least the fight scenes were badass.
@@dominicbrunsmeier7830 Couldn't agree more.
@@superiorgaming8086 I like this one way more than Degeneration. Leon was way out of character in that movie.
@@AlessandroMarques95 i agree Leon in Degeneration just flat had no emotion and sense of humor he's like robot. But in Vendetta he's really out of character cause Leon never get discourage and frustated like that he always optimistic. That's why Damnation is far better than both
"if its not wong then its wrong!" ~ Leon
Leon is like Dante but instead of pizza he likes HARD LIQUOR
I mean, Leon is the original Dante, devil may cry was supposed to be re4
@@Wade_in_your_water well shit 😅
"Life is a circus and I'm the clown."
Never have I been so offended with something I 100% agree with
"where's my little china girl"
😂😂😂
problem is this: I saw this video before the movie. Cannot take it seriously now
They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie
I think the facial expression at 1:29 is the answer for everything.
Also the facepalm the next 2 seconds 😂😂😂
Leon: *Surviving Racoon City was the worst mistake I've ever made, had I not, I'd not have to listen to all this nonsense*
It’s even better when you realize this isn’t Leon stunned by the topic, but annoyed because this seems to be a common occurrence
That face fucking cracked me up lol
I’m your 1K like
You're laughing. The Redfield bloodline is over and you're laughing.
leon's got yellow fever. it's too late.
1:57 Chris: *I'M A GENIUS*
LMAO 😂
@@imbotlol8411 my name is Connor I am the android send by cyberlife 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@junioreditxz 🙂🔥
Resident Evil: The Abridged Series
I'd like to see that
Agreed. With this voicework I'd even pay for that.
Play Resident Evil 4, there you go. It has all the chessy liners.
@@mr.patriotjol that was before leon became cynical after realizing there's an infinite number of virus making bad guys and sky scraper sized monsters so why bother
I thought that was the ponchi productions was the resident evil a bridge series I love how stupid we done it is and the lines are just fantastic
i rewatch this atleast a dozen times every year. This is perfection...
The way Leon blink im weezing so hard
This aged like fine wine
Ike apple juice
It never gets old, Unlike Claire
@@nodeberiaestaraqui93 wut
Why isn't this canon?
It is xD
They can add it in a flashback when they release RE8
@@TrenElZombie what?
@lRaziel1 it's such a realistic scenerio that i assumed it was cannon
SuperVince93Kaioken he only has dong for Wong