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  • @PlaneswalkerTARDIS
    @PlaneswalkerTARDIS Před rokem +2459

    I really hope Wizards of the Coast gives you some bonkers preview card but doesn't let anyone know it's real for a few days. That would be hilarious.

    • @DoGTripwire
      @DoGTripwire Před rokem +176

      Colossaler Dreadmaw.

    • @Gabriel64468
      @Gabriel64468 Před rokem +67

      @@DoGTripwire colossal dreadermaw

    • @pipersmith2338
      @pipersmith2338 Před rokem +16

      But colossal dreadmaw is already perfect, so it can't get an upgrade

    • @rolandcaters7258
      @rolandcaters7258 Před rokem

      @@pipersmith2338double everything. Double the stats, double the cost, double the flavour text, double the trample

    • @creepercommande4171
      @creepercommande4171 Před rokem +47

      A team up card, two colossal dreadmaws.

  • @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos
    @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos Před rokem +501

    Tea Time with Amanda was a fantastic category, no notes.

  • @bryantkapono420
    @bryantkapono420 Před rokem +1120

    It's crazy to think you had 3 friends in the first place

    • @eulefranz944
      @eulefranz944 Před rokem +111

      When you hang out in the psych ward, you will make some friends in your spare time

    • @soultpp
      @soultpp Před rokem +46

      @@eulefranz944 Y'know, I tried that... But I couldn't get enough parts before they stopped me!

    • @simic0racle157
      @simic0racle157 Před rokem +3

      It's crazy that you managed to get 1 subscriber

    • @xhantTheFirst
      @xhantTheFirst Před rokem +8

      emphasis on "had"

    • @chiralvandal
      @chiralvandal Před rokem +4

      they weren’t all in first place

  • @drmonkeys852
    @drmonkeys852 Před 10 měsíci +86

    Funny story but the guy who shot Franz Ferdinand tried to kill himself twice after he did it. He failed spectaculary. The cyanide he ate was expired so it only gave him a stomach ache and he also jumped down a creek, but the creek was shallow so he only broke a few bones. The whole situation was really goofy and when you read about it, it sounds like a looney toons cartoon

    • @velvetbutterfly
      @velvetbutterfly Před 7 měsíci +16

      Don't forget the one who actually succeeded assumed the assassination was off after the spectacular failure of the first guy and 3 of the others fleeing so he just hung around a sandwich shop and the Archduke's driver/guard happened to have to stop and push the car right out in front of the same sandwich shop

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Nope, that was a different conspirator. Gavrilo Princip only tried cyanide.

  • @twingemios5139
    @twingemios5139 Před rokem +969

    Make the final jeopardy prize next time “times -1” where you have to invert your number. Imagine how wonderful that would be

  • @nikvalinsky
    @nikvalinsky Před rokem +1617

    This is by far the most important comment.
    Dragons for $500 was actually Wyvern. Drakes ambiguously refer to dragons, and have been used in the context you refer to only in modern fantasy (to my knowledge). Wyvern, however, always refers to a two-legged dragon.

    • @IceBen4444
      @IceBen4444 Před rokem +517

      That is true but the slide had drake written on it, so -500 for you.

    • @nikvalinsky
      @nikvalinsky Před rokem +255

      @@IceBen4444 Make it -1000 and you got yourself a deal

    • @awsam5850
      @awsam5850 Před rokem +103

      The actual mtg card is Snapping Drake though.

    • @givemeawand
      @givemeawand Před rokem +151

      To clarify for anyone who may try to “correct” this comment: Drake and dragon have historically meant the same thing only gaining different meanings recently. A dragon can have any number of legs while a wyvern can only have two legs and it has been like that for hundreds of years.

    • @matthewsaari6577
      @matthewsaari6577 Před rokem +53

      In european etymology, yes. But it's in MTG, where it is called a drake.

  • @adrianofavre7655
    @adrianofavre7655 Před rokem +293

    This is the best gameshow of all time, I havent even finished this episode yet and Im already craving another!

  • @jaceg810
    @jaceg810 Před rokem +201

    I would like to say that in general context, the difference between a dragon and drake is ill defined, just like the difference between a sorcerer and wizard,
    In magic the gathering, yes, a drake is like a dragon with 4 limbs (2 "legs" and 2 wings, while a real dragon has 4 legs and 2 wings) however Tolkien for instance used the terms dragon and drake interchangeably in the Hobbit to describe Smaug.

    • @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle
      @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle Před rokem +27

      okay but magic the noah is never wrong so obviously his question was correct

    • @matthewsaari6577
      @matthewsaari6577 Před rokem +13

      Also western medieval culture differs from both of those. Wyvern actually predates dragon in British heraldry, and once both were common Wyvern was specifically 2 legs 2 wings while Dragon was 4 leg 2 wings. Drake however generally is used synonymous for dragon. Though I've seen some not well references charts differentiate a Drake as being a wingless dragon.

    • @alvinip9128
      @alvinip9128 Před rokem +11

      Shouldn't drakes be wingless land dragons while wyvern are the ones with 2 wings and 2 legs?

    • @jaceg810
      @jaceg810 Před rokem +9

      @@alvinip9128 So The other commentor persumably knows best:
      in western medieval culture, Wyverns are 2 legs, 2 wings, Drakes are wingless OR are synonymous with dragon, and Dragons are the whole deal.
      however they are often used in fantasy properties, and these might be less accurate.
      Tolkien (in the hobbit) uses drake and dragon to describe Smaug (the dragon/drake)
      Magic the Gathering uses dragon for 4 legs 2 wings, and drake for 2 legs 2 wings
      I guess there is no true set standerd, and its up for interpretation

    • @huckthatdish
      @huckthatdish Před rokem

      What about in real life?

  • @DurdleDers
    @DurdleDers Před rokem +132

    Noah gives hope and inspiration to every Magic shitposter on the internet

  • @Videodude810
    @Videodude810 Před rokem +98

    I've been having a bad day... and I don't know why... but, I guess I was kind of trying not to laugh at the video. To keep my composure. To keep some control over my life. I was doing an incredible job. This was easy, I thought to myself as I took a sip of ice cold water. Then he hesitated a second and said, "Yes! Five Headed Dragon," as if he expected the answer to be wrong, and I spit water out my nose, all over my desk and keyboard, while busting out laughing. Thank you. Keep up the content man.

  • @thevix9794
    @thevix9794 Před rokem +71

    That cronk at the end was hilarious

  • @AKA253
    @AKA253 Před 10 měsíci +36

    The archduke ferdinan question brings up vivid memories of my middle school history teacher using call and response to get us to learn vocabulary and such but the only one that stuck with me was whenever he mentioned Archduke Ferdinan the class had to interrupt with “and his lovely wife, Sophie” and that’s one of two entire things I retained from middle school (the other was an old documentary on a local overdue mountain that had to slogan “if you don’t run, you die”).

  • @derekrau8236
    @derekrau8236 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I’m sure someone else said this but the guy who shot Franz Ferdinand, Gavrilo Princip, did not die that day. He actually felt really bad about killing his wife and profusely apologized. One of my favorite historical people. He’s simultaneously super important and not at all.

  • @methyod
    @methyod Před rokem +32

    is this that new "commander" format i've heard so much kerfuffle about

  • @willburgess8489
    @willburgess8489 Před rokem +35

    The jace question killed me. Love these videos.

  • @drunkfarmer5106
    @drunkfarmer5106 Před rokem +66

    Technically the final jeopardy answer was "Head" not "Heads", so they all should have lost points on that.

  • @ItsBInkyz
    @ItsBInkyz Před rokem +17

    The second I saw the connect 4 I knew this was amazing

  • @theoverseer1775
    @theoverseer1775 Před 5 měsíci +5

    I'd like to see Noah make a multiplayer Ace Attorney game where people scream "objection" at each other in discord

  • @matrixshaman6652
    @matrixshaman6652 Před rokem +41

    You don't know how much joy I get from getting these right

  • @noskillant6168
    @noskillant6168 Před 10 měsíci +11

    Honestly finding your channel a couple days ago has brought me so much laughter since its insane, so ty.

  • @seabass9404
    @seabass9404 Před rokem +42

    15 seconds in and you know it's going to be a fire video

  • @Zyristra
    @Zyristra Před rokem +18

    as a dragon fanatic, the 500 dragon question triggered me

    • @knightofcarrion7358
      @knightofcarrion7358 Před 8 měsíci +5

      yea iirc thats a wyvern. a drake is like 4 leg, no wing iirc

  • @krismanwaring402
    @krismanwaring402 Před rokem +11

    Magic the Noah is easily becoming one of my favorite niche CZcams channels

  • @HoZKiNZ
    @HoZKiNZ Před 4 měsíci

    Just want to say, this is the first video of yours I saw, and Im soo happy for your growth. You definitely found a Niche and its working so well for you. I hope your 2024 is great and you continue to provide me with continued great free entertainment.

  • @Tokmurok
    @Tokmurok Před rokem +10

    This feels like the game the president of the mtg club at school made in 30 minutes.

  • @znea1
    @znea1 Před rokem +2

    Dang, got me subscribed with the water as I was taking a sip. Enjoyable as always.

  • @Hi-dx1xk
    @Hi-dx1xk Před 11 měsíci +1

    That was a genius play at the end. I had no other choice but to subscribe

  • @jaredwright1655
    @jaredwright1655 Před 3 měsíci

    The fact that they got most of these ludicrous questions right is awsome

  • @nickniehaus1763
    @nickniehaus1763 Před rokem +6

    When in doubt… colossal dreadmaw

  • @theblaqknight
    @theblaqknight Před rokem +2

    This is, in my opinion, your best video.

  • @MCcreeperlover123
    @MCcreeperlover123 Před rokem +2

    I had no idea youre up to 100k, i thought that question was a bit. congrats on 100k dude keep up the awesome work!

  • @RaeOSun
    @RaeOSun Před rokem

    i have no buissness watching these but I enjoy this I have no idea about mtg I was a pokemon fan since the early 2000s but I'm glad this makes me happy have a great day guys

  • @rasati
    @rasati Před 10 měsíci +4

    that actually wasnt a drake, it was a wyvern, drakes have 4 legs and no wings

  • @thoyal7509
    @thoyal7509 Před rokem +4

    1:59 they always have this progression where they say the answer, then pose it as a question, then ring in

  • @arturscircenis2820
    @arturscircenis2820 Před 29 dny +1

    The winner missed the chance to go "Oh yea, it's all coming together!"

  • @linklauncher2211
    @linklauncher2211 Před 26 dny +2

    Drakes are dragons with no wings, Wyverns are the ones with arms as part of their wings.

  • @YourLocalRaccoon
    @YourLocalRaccoon Před 11 měsíci +1

    A drake has no wings, a wyvern has arms as wings. SMH my head

  • @TheThingInsideYourWalls
    @TheThingInsideYourWalls Před rokem +5

    9:23 drakes are 4 legged dragons with no wings, a dragon that has 2 legs and 2 wings that are used as arms is called a Wyvern.

  • @meepsoleruler444
    @meepsoleruler444 Před 6 měsíci +2

    I love that Jacob was kronk, I never realized how similar they are. In voice, average intelligence, loyalty, sheesh.

    • @meepsoleruler444
      @meepsoleruler444 Před 6 měsíci

      If you’re wondering, in percentage similarity: 95%, 100%, 53%
      Kronk for each: (his voice) iq=17 loyalty= 20

  • @andrewspears8891
    @andrewspears8891 Před rokem +4

    "Choose a player to lose 300" Should have chosen Noah.

  • @susideguy
    @susideguy Před rokem

    This is my favorite series.

  • @BrendanWoolwine
    @BrendanWoolwine Před 9 měsíci +7

    I’m not subbing because I drink water, that’s of course the joke. I’m subbing because I was drinking water as you said it and I felt very puzzled for a second and laughed which caused be to cough up some water. Well played, thanks for the laugh!

  • @neverdie6687
    @neverdie6687 Před rokem +8

    Lets make a collaboration together in the dark at a remote location in the woods.

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness Před 8 měsíci

    This reminds me of when teachers would do review jeopardy the day before a test

  • @DaveGamesVT
    @DaveGamesVT Před rokem +2

    Make THIS into a TV show.

  • @prosamis
    @prosamis Před rokem

    I love this series

  • @connerkline6269
    @connerkline6269 Před rokem +23

    The fact he called a Wyvern a Drake and counted Wyvern as wrong makes me unreasonably upset. Fake Dragon fan.

  • @arrestedsolidyhe77sp
    @arrestedsolidyhe77sp Před 9 měsíci +1

    That what color is Jace question got me laughing

  • @Axlgrinder1
    @Axlgrinder1 Před 3 měsíci

    Nice games, Noah
    Good play Sophist, GZ :D

  • @Ancient_Path
    @Ancient_Path Před rokem +3

    Incredible video that didn’t drag on.

  • @JarmezGD
    @JarmezGD Před 5 měsíci +2

    can anyone explain the tea time with amanda category?

  • @ZeddTheGeneral
    @ZeddTheGeneral Před 13 dny

    Jokes on you, I haven't drank water since 1985.

  • @youisme-2142
    @youisme-2142 Před rokem +1

    its really funny because the archduke franz ferdinand question(4:15), ive literally just learned that in socials

  • @ODST_Republic
    @ODST_Republic Před rokem +2

    Thing is, there is an ambiguity whether or not dragons only have 4 legs and wings instead of also being able to have 2 legs and only 2 wings. Its weird, but that's how it is

  • @kevinmastron6700
    @kevinmastron6700 Před rokem

    finally got me to subscribe with this one for some reason

  • @Shnikosis
    @Shnikosis Před rokem +1

    Wow, you did him dirty saying that wasn't a wyvern

  • @himcfly4339
    @himcfly4339 Před rokem +13

    Noah you got dragons for 500 wrong, that’s a wyvern, drakes have no wings

    • @katiequeen7225
      @katiequeen7225 Před rokem +6

      but it's mtg and in mtg lore wyverns are called drakes

    • @velvetbutterfly
      @velvetbutterfly Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@katiequeen7225it wasn't in MTG categories though, it was general Dragons category

  • @papasquat9026
    @papasquat9026 Před 4 měsíci

    i’ve been following noah for little over a year now and it’s come to my attention that he is very close to beating the game knights in subs

  • @martenliam1322
    @martenliam1322 Před 9 měsíci

    Jokes on you I am drinking Coffee
    (and I'm already subscribed)

  • @TheRealSlime
    @TheRealSlime Před 3 měsíci

    The answer for the 'Dragons $500'-questions was actually 'Wyvern'.
    A wyvern has 2 wings and 2 legs (like the picture shown). A drake has no wings and 4 legs.

  • @matthugenberg8869
    @matthugenberg8869 Před rokem +4

    I really hope of of these you do for real money, but then you make it like real difficult questions that aren't memes to throw them all off

  • @asrieldreemurr1988
    @asrieldreemurr1988 Před rokem

    this is my favriote content of yours

  • @LynseyWright-ny2os
    @LynseyWright-ny2os Před 5 měsíci

    Have you ever tried a vrondiss deck but upgraded my dad made one for me and I can tell u the cards in it it’s so op

  • @emilysmith2965
    @emilysmith2965 Před 11 měsíci

    I kept waiting for the Daily Double and didn’t get one :( you gotta give these silly friends of yours the chance to bet all their money

  • @SkinnyDudeHS
    @SkinnyDudeHS Před rokem +2

    How do we get a copy of these Jeopardy games so we can lose our friends too?

  • @whoahanant
    @whoahanant Před 4 měsíci

    Dragons are essentially all dragons but have different subspecies based on whoever so makes up the lore in their own universe.
    So much like a wolf is a canine a dalmation is also a canine, but clearly they aren't the same overall, they share similarities.
    Dragons, Drakes, Wyverns, Ampitheres, Lindwyrms, ect, are all Dragons. But Dragon just so happens to also be the 4 legged 2 winged variety. So both the Dragon (4 wings 2 legs) and "Dragon" (as a whole category) just use the same word. Dragon.
    All other dragons are just kinda made up for your own lore purposes. The dragon art circle I run around in classifies them this way.
    Dragon: 4 legs 2 wings
    Wyvern: 2 legs 2 wings
    Drakes: 4 legs 0 wings
    Ampitheres: 0 legs 2 wings
    But as I said feel free to name them as you see fit for your lore. Most commonly among dragon lovers though Wyverns are 2 wings and 2 legs. And for some reason alot of the most popular fantasy IPs use anything but wyvern. Which is interesting, kinda odd they'll use any other name besides wyvern cause I'm pretty sure via human history most 2 winged 2 legged depictions were called Wyverns and were considered different from a Dragon (4 legs 2 wings), but interesting nonetheless. This piece of history is most likely why a chunk of people argue over Dragon vs Wyvern.

  • @Fusionbluntmam
    @Fusionbluntmam Před 2 měsíci +1

    He said that the dragon in dragons for $500 was a drake, but drakes have 4 legs and no wings, so it was a Wyvern, because wyverns have 2 legs and 2 wings, so he was completely wrong with that one

  • @Atoll-ok1zm
    @Atoll-ok1zm Před 5 měsíci

    Two legs and two wing-arms is a typically either a flying wyvern or pseudo wyvern. Two legs and 2 regular wings is typically a bird wyvern. No true wings and 4 legs is typically a fanged wyvern. 2 wings and 4 legs are mostly (elder) dragons. There are also brute wyverns, having two large legs, no wings, and often two small forelimbs. Picine wyverns often feature two strong legs, a flat back, and fin-like arms. Less commonly there are also snake wyverns, featuring long narrow and flexible bodies and usually two pairs of limbs. Similar are leviathans, with a similar body type to snake wyverns with the addition of being partially or wholly aquatic and using their legs as primary locomotion on land rather than slithering.
    (Wing) drakes are small monsters, typically with two large wings, two short legs, and a long tail and are not a part of the wyvern family.

  • @jblackrazz
    @jblackrazz Před rokem

    "If you drink water, subscribe"
    *Laughs in Mountain Dew*

  • @thelosts9940
    @thelosts9940 Před rokem

    Why do i always get these videos recommended at 2 am.

  • @TrueYellowDart
    @TrueYellowDart Před rokem

    I retract an earlier comment calling this channel’s videos “mid-effort.”
    They’re great.

  • @epiicslayer3673
    @epiicslayer3673 Před rokem

    Hey, i'm already subscribed and i don't drink water... what do i do?

  • @valentinrafael9201
    @valentinrafael9201 Před rokem +3

    Worth it 100%

  • @DreadeDragon
    @DreadeDragon Před 10 měsíci

    I literally got an ad for mtg in the middle of the video.

  • @PlasmaCore
    @PlasmaCore Před rokem

    Alright you got me
    I was drinking water as the video ended

  • @themythicalbacongamer2340

    yoooo, can I get a link to that pokemon wall paper?

  • @WideOpenSenses
    @WideOpenSenses Před 10 měsíci +2

    For it to be jeopardy, there are far too many questions on the board where there should be answers instead 😉

  • @pancakesnake
    @pancakesnake Před rokem +1

    Best yugioh reference. Lol

  • @theshovl3r
    @theshovl3r Před 3 měsíci

    Fun fact, the guy who killed Franz Ferdinand tried really really really hard to die, but failed.

  • @nemtudom5074
    @nemtudom5074 Před 8 měsíci

    9:27 According to the sacred Dragon Chart, its a Wyvern, because drakes have four legs and no wings

  • @skyhorizon6860
    @skyhorizon6860 Před rokem +8

    Fun with Amanda for 300, could you choose yourself and not gain or lose any points? Cause it said player and not opponent

  • @timefortea2779
    @timefortea2779 Před 10 měsíci

    Idk who this "Amanda" person is, but I appear to have been summoned.

  • @ethandavide6068
    @ethandavide6068 Před rokem +5

    *uhm actually* (inthe best annoying voice I can) drakes have no wings, wyverns have 2 legs and use their wings to walk as forelimbs and dragons have 4 legs and wings on the back

    • @katiequeen7225
      @katiequeen7225 Před rokem +1

      That depends, in mtg lore specifically drakes are what you'd normally call wyverns

    • @DragonQueen-ox8dk
      @DragonQueen-ox8dk Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@katiequeen7225but it didn't ask what mtg card it was, it just asked what dragon it was so that is irrelevant

  • @mrcrashspectra6633
    @mrcrashspectra6633 Před 5 měsíci

    you should get lt eddy and cooper on one of these games

  • @DragonQueen-ox8dk
    @DragonQueen-ox8dk Před 9 měsíci +1

    As a dragon nerd $500 makes me very upset
    At least it's better than people saying "wyverns aren't dragons"
    And before anyone says anything, here's my view point:
    It's a wyvern. It does not ask what it's from, just asks what type or dragon it is so any other information like "oh wyverns are called Drakes in mtg" is irrelevant

  • @uwust
    @uwust Před 6 měsíci

    angrly putting down my first glass of water of 2023 and subscribing...

  • @enderjammer5035
    @enderjammer5035 Před 10 dny

    I drink Di-hyrdogen Oxide. but I'm already subscribed....

  • @Samus1234567890
    @Samus1234567890 Před rokem +2

    So worth it.

  • @Rubenlostit
    @Rubenlostit Před 9 měsíci

    The say uno reverse card one I cant believe went over their heads it is the best way to guarantee the win if you have it

  • @darthsnarf
    @darthsnarf Před rokem +1

    Noah "What Colour is Jace?"
    Noah's Friends: "blue" x3
    me: WHITE!
    Noah: White
    Very funny, i started laughing really loud. somehow saw it coming but also did not!

  • @ericwilson9903
    @ericwilson9903 Před rokem

    as someone named eric who doesnt normally hear toher poeple called eric that was wild

  • @AxolotlQueen
    @AxolotlQueen Před 3 měsíci

    I ended w 2400 points before fibal jeopardy (i got the question right before you wrote it down but didn't know how much to bet for it)

  • @IceBen4444
    @IceBen4444 Před rokem +12

    I hope you still have many more friends to lose!

  • @mp4unlimited
    @mp4unlimited Před rokem +2

    That's a fucking wyvern! Wyvern or riot

    • @katiequeen7225
      @katiequeen7225 Před rokem

      go complain to wotc, they decided to have drakes actually be wyverns in mtg lore

    • @mp4unlimited
      @mp4unlimited Před rokem

      @@katiequeen7225 get me an address, stat! It's riot time

  • @KaiLucasZachary
    @KaiLucasZachary Před 2 měsíci

    Was this the first of the bad games?

  • @starry.enby.
    @starry.enby. Před 10 měsíci +1

    That was a WYVERN

  • @Tharkon
    @Tharkon Před rokem

    Gavrilo Princip did indeed die on the 28th of April. Maybe more relevant though is that he died 4 years later.

  • @Frankthegb
    @Frankthegb Před 6 měsíci

    Dragons for $500 is objectively wrong
    “A dragon has 2 wings and 4 legs. A wyvern has 2 wings and 2 legs. A drake has no wings and 4 legs.”

  • @Gambette69
    @Gambette69 Před 10 měsíci

    Some of these answers are omnipotence level and it is blowing my non-wizards playing mind that they Know some of these 😮😮

  • @invadersam5477
    @invadersam5477 Před 10 měsíci

    wyvern have the frontlegs combined with the wings. drakes have 4 legs but no wings