What a Chit Show Washout ! (Boat Ramps)

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  • čas přidán 24. 05. 2022
  • The Boat Ramps in Miami are wild ! Never did I think the rain would make people act even more crazy ! Guys this is one week before memorial weekend ! The crazy stuff thats gonna happen at the boat ramps on Memorial weekend is going to be a true Chit Show. My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show in Miami
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Komentáře • 261

  • @catmanrescue1
    @catmanrescue1 Před 2 lety +28

    Being a disabled VET not able to afford to go anywhere i Appreciate your time you take to make these vids , i thankyou very much THX .

  • @josefloridaflatsfishing2478

    Black Point has to be the Walmart of boat ramps , you never know what your gonna run into. Keep the hilarity coming Alfred.

    • @sumtxflygrl1
      @sumtxflygrl1 Před 2 lety +4

      U mean dollar tree

    • @keeper6458
      @keeper6458 Před 2 lety +7

      @@sumtxflygrl1 no. I'm pretty sure they mean Walmart 🤣

    • @waltertx.6020
      @waltertx.6020 Před 2 lety +1

      😂🤣😭

    • @RKar2009
      @RKar2009 Před 2 lety +2

      Cleanup in aisle 5!

    • @RKar2009
      @RKar2009 Před 2 lety +1

      ...wait for it...Or maybe this more likened to Costco, after what I saw there today. Think carts as boats, and the checkout as the boat ramps!
      I swear folks trolling to find best shortest and/or fastest moving line was similar to BP Marina on a busy day.

  • @2real4u74
    @2real4u74 Před 2 lety +5

    Your speaking the truth Alfred!. Common courtesy buddy. That was what we were raised on. It's just others didn't pass it down. But it will make a comeback after this. Because the only way we make it through this craziness. Is by standing together. No color, no sex, no religion. Patriots we stand strong.

  • @bshinn4884
    @bshinn4884 Před 2 lety +4

    They always want more. You give an inch to em, they'll take a mile, and keep going.

  • @darrellbrown8547
    @darrellbrown8547 Před 2 lety +12

    Alfred is totally right! Be courteous. Regulations SUCK!

    • @johnsipolis
      @johnsipolis Před 2 lety +1

      Need more regulations to keep some of these clowns off the water.

    • @nodayatthebeach
      @nodayatthebeach Před 2 lety +2

      Normally I might not have wanted to hear that music playing but on a rainy day... it kind of lightened the mood. And I don't even know Spanish! I agree though, less regulations, more common courtesy should be the general unwritten rule.

  • @Michael-tq5il
    @Michael-tq5il Před 2 lety +11

    Alfred, this is hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh. I love watching boaters loading and unloading at the ramps near our place. It's a real chit-show. The Wildlife and Fishery guys love it too. There's always a few drunk one in the mix. 🤣🤣

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 Před 2 lety

      That's why I refuse to buy a yacht. I'm worried that my new $50k yacht will get T-boned by a moron who knows NOTHING about boats or a worse an even bigger moron who thinks it's fine to get stone cold drunk before heading back.

  • @samanthagreenlee6930
    @samanthagreenlee6930 Před 2 lety +10

    As a cat owner I can tell you that you are spot on with your cat sound LOL

  • @henryperez4313
    @henryperez4313 Před 2 lety +3

    Alfred, new boater here and I have learned so much what not to do with your videos, thank you for videos!!!!!

  • @karaDee2363
    @karaDee2363 Před 2 lety +12

    Thank you Alfred. I needed my chit show fix so bad today! ❤️

  • @sumtxflygrl1
    @sumtxflygrl1 Před 2 lety +3

    My dad always said growing up on a lake “before u head for dock, have everything tied up, and rope ready to go. Once we pull up we double check and we’re good to go

  • @josephallan4733
    @josephallan4733 Před 2 lety +4

    the board on the trailer rotted away from the lag bolts.he was try to keep it in place on the board mounts. iv been there with my 87 Bayliner. I used fishing string to hold board in place while loading up. it worked great. weight of boat held it in in untill I had parts to fix it.

  • @garyakashadow596
    @garyakashadow596 Před rokem +1

    Alfred you should get one of those small lawnchair umbrellas that clamp on to the chair. Just clamp it on the tripod problem solved. If you don't weight your tripod down though you might consider getting some inexpensive weights and some rope to anchor it and keep it safe from a wind gust that often can happens with rain showers.

  • @nativevirginian8344
    @nativevirginian8344 Před 2 lety +1

    It’s boring up here on the Bay, everybodys a waterman 😊Love your channel. Thank you Mr Montaner!

  • @Soily55
    @Soily55 Před rokem +2

    Alfred, thanks for my daily dose of the chit show now I can continue my day!!!!!😂

  • @HiggsBJ
    @HiggsBJ Před 2 lety +3

    Alfred, thanks for the daily content. It’s been cold here this spring. Today was one of the few days we’ve had above 70 since last summer. Chit show daily has been keeping me laughing! Thank you!

  • @alanteague2799
    @alanteague2799 Před 2 lety +2

    Alfred, your side kicks are a riot. Too too funny.

  • @nodayatthebeach
    @nodayatthebeach Před 2 lety +3

    Love these vids. Looks like a the rain stopped a party on the sand bar so the party floated back to the marina!

  • @Wogger46
    @Wogger46 Před 2 lety +20

    It sucks that people blast their music in such a public setting. Our “it’s all about me” society

    • @suchafoker1329
      @suchafoker1329 Před 2 lety +1

      You’d hate me in traffic then lol

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 Před 2 lety +1

      In the Park, there are signs posted, no music, but as u see, it isn't well enforced. :(

    • @yanelisrodriguez1378
      @yanelisrodriguez1378 Před rokem

      Then go to a church?

    • @ColdSprite
      @ColdSprite Před rokem

      Especially at lakes and parks wheee a bunch of other families are.. I can’t stand rap or that shitty reketon crap or whatever it’s called

  • @DrDoid0420
    @DrDoid0420 Před 2 lety +1

    Dude, you’re ordinance spot was right on. Mega Dittos!

  • @diverrite
    @diverrite Před 2 lety +2

    All these years I've been using a "rig" hook wrong. I see in Miami they use them for the boat dock. We use them to pull up to a oil rig and hook in to fish.

  • @larrygolden167
    @larrygolden167 Před 2 lety +3

    I love the way you think we don’t need to keep creating laws and rules. I have a loud stereo on my boat but when I come into the ramp I turn it off.

  • @renedelapaans647
    @renedelapaans647 Před 2 lety +3

    Afred with a new edition of hte Chit show !!! let the summer start

  • @waitemc
    @waitemc Před rokem +1

    That type of loading and unloading would drive me crazy

  • @rcr6264
    @rcr6264 Před 2 lety +1

    Bro that seagull noise is an absolute trigger for all the Hitchcock fans. 😳😱

  • @marvinl.herren811
    @marvinl.herren811 Před 2 lety +2

    I don't remember how I found your video but it is great.

  • @kevindavis4351
    @kevindavis4351 Před 2 lety +3

    Man the ramp looked lit out there. The rain brings out the wild behavior in Florida bro. As long as people are being safe and having fun that's all you can ask for.

  • @frankm4277
    @frankm4277 Před 2 lety +1

    Great Video again Alfred, as always thanks for showing us this. So enjoyable.

  • @devonnabrown1234
    @devonnabrown1234 Před 2 lety +3

    I'm confused. Fall isn't in May. I mean it's hot year round in Florida but even Miami's Autumn isn't until Sept/October. 😁 We love ya Alfred. Your voice is the best to listen to.

  • @jameschristian8117
    @jameschristian8117 Před 2 lety +2

    Yo ALFRED am telling u bro u have THE best job ever... u kill it bro... love the zoom zoom ZOOOOOM.....😁😁😁🤣🤣

  • @rccasillas8390
    @rccasillas8390 Před 2 lety +1

    Another cheee sho great video.

  • @waltertx.6020
    @waltertx.6020 Před 2 lety +1

    Wow! What is this Chit!
    Great job Alfred 👍

  • @EmmaDee
    @EmmaDee Před 2 lety +3

    Alfred, I freaking love your channel.

  • @williamoorejr
    @williamoorejr Před 2 lety +1

    love these extended swim platform transoms. These first showed up when I worked in s Florida , where they were sealing off old stern drives and building those transoms and putting on old Evinrude and Chryslers for power. This was in 1979 or so.

  • @seymourrackoff
    @seymourrackoff Před 2 lety +3

    It's like i-95 in the rain, Alfred I've never seen anything like this before in all of your videos from Black Point.

  • @rickbarros4958
    @rickbarros4958 Před rokem +1

    Sitting in my garage in California looking at the rain outside it's about 9:30 in the evening and I'm watching your rainy project going on at the same time

  • @bluegill2030
    @bluegill2030 Před 2 lety +2

    I subscribed for the commentary 😂😂. We never have issues like this in my state, this is just crazy!!

  • @henrymiralles9462
    @henrymiralles9462 Před 2 lety +1

    My Alfred you made laugh thanks the video and know I go empty hands nothing found

  • @floridamermaid16
    @floridamermaid16 Před 2 lety +2

    You have the best camera…love the clarity

  • @bufaloesparh142
    @bufaloesparh142 Před 2 lety +1

    Love the 🐱 😄😄👍🏻good

  • @SydWaters1776
    @SydWaters1776 Před 2 lety +4

    Keeping me on my toes.. 😂
    Waaaait for it..
    You said your having a nice "fall" day, So, I thought I clicked an old video. It says released 10hr's ago. So then, I'm like what year is it? What season is it? I'm thinking "I think summer is coming up, where the FK am I.. ".. You had me questioning my existence 😂
    Love your videos, Alfred!
    Dinghy series was great stuff and definately can't beat boat ramp action.

  • @DownriverRocks
    @DownriverRocks Před 2 lety +4

    She was mean muggling you. 😂😂

  • @Taylorcadiz
    @Taylorcadiz Před rokem +1

    The 11:03 mark with that pissed chick and the cat impersonation was fuckin hilarious

  • @slappyd7388
    @slappyd7388 Před 2 lety +1

    Dude buys the boat but can't afford commercial free pandora radio. Bro shuts it off when the commercial for a pooping disease come up. Gold!

  • @jerrylowden1977
    @jerrylowden1977 Před 2 lety +1

    Love watching your videos. Hello from Texas

  • @Splitshot1
    @Splitshot1 Před 2 lety +1

    lmfao @ "the walmart of boat ramps", ahahaha!

  • @dcustomt727
    @dcustomt727 Před rokem +1

    you get a lot of nice back sides and beautiful boats

  • @dudleyhaygood3718
    @dudleyhaygood3718 Před rokem +1

    seames that the rain brings out the music lovers,,

  • @scenictraveler5578
    @scenictraveler5578 Před rokem +1

    I love your Chanel keep up the good job!

  • @abelleyvajr8789
    @abelleyvajr8789 Před 2 lety +1

    That's me on minute 8.04, hahahaha I did it good

  • @irhillbillyirhillbilly8605

    Best ttards yet!! Keep it coming!!

  • @stevepohlmeier7143
    @stevepohlmeier7143 Před 2 lety +2

    Alfred me and my wife love watching your videos. We spend a lot of time on the Mississippi River in north west Illinois, I would put her against most everyone at Black Point backing a trailer! maybe its that "salt life" that makes them unable to back up?

  • @Catbat
    @Catbat Před rokem

    Loving the vibe!! Tremenda la viba del chit show!! would love to visit one day!! 😁

  • @billallbright
    @billallbright Před 2 lety +2

    Black Point Marina should hire you as entertainment coordinator !

  • @noellaboy7980
    @noellaboy7980 Před 2 lety +2

    Alfred! What’s happening brother. Your laughter is contagious. Those people with la Terraza on their boat, gave you the stink eye. Scruffy looked embarrassed!😂👍

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  Před 2 lety +2

      The guy ripped all the dam mangroves!

    • @noellaboy7980
      @noellaboy7980 Před 2 lety +1

      @@AlfredMontaner I saw that! Isn’t it common knowledge mangroves are protected?🤨

    • @HiggsBJ
      @HiggsBJ Před 2 lety +1

      @@AlfredMontaner if he was going to take out trees, he could be more considerate and take out the tree of death, so we could get a better view of lane one.

  • @patrickcooper9641
    @patrickcooper9641 Před 2 lety +1

    Being courteous begins with not calling everybody Bro!

  • @CL-cq1hi
    @CL-cq1hi Před 2 lety +2

    Courtesy is like the shopping cart test at the store.. do you put it away in the corral or do you leave it. The people who come in with music maybe the one that leave it.

  • @davidhumphries9182
    @davidhumphries9182 Před 2 lety +1

    what a day that is funny

  • @randomsteveh8373
    @randomsteveh8373 Před 2 lety +7

    My neighbors play that chit, that loud, practically everyday. They don't use their back yard but grill food and party in the front driveway. It is ruining the neighborhood. People that have lived here for 45yrs had to move away because of them being so inconsiderate.

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 Před 2 lety +1

      If they are partying in the front of the house, can't you call the Police about that. It's that way in My development up here on Long island, NY.

    • @erinjean2695
      @erinjean2695 Před rokem +1

      I had those neighbors too. We loved them because we had loud parrots and it was a fair trade off 😂. No complaints either way! Their parties were lit. Lol once we made friends it was all good. Most fun neighbors ever you just gotta come at the whole situation with a friendly disposition don’t hide in your house and call the cops! Bring them some beer, share it together and once you’re all good with eachother find a polite way to ask them to compromise with you!

    • @randomsteveh8373
      @randomsteveh8373 Před rokem +1

      @@erinjean2695 These aren't parties, just them sitting in the driveway drinking 3 or 4 times a week. We've talked, they don't compromise.

  • @pamelabrown9484
    @pamelabrown9484 Před rokem +1

    Alfred your correct abt our rights!
    This is a "low rent" boat ramp...
    Im shocked at what goes on behavior wise!
    It is entertaining!🤣🤣🤣
    Poor fred has had his home invaded by these heathens...

  • @jacksonhardy8432
    @jacksonhardy8432 Před 2 lety +2

    Al, you need a Bimini top for your camera set up! 😆

  • @rickdunn3883
    @rickdunn3883 Před 10 měsíci

    Alfred: I think the tree to the left side needs trimming.

  • @mikesherrett8928
    @mikesherrett8928 Před rokem

    YOU WERE AT YOUR BEST WHEN THE RAINS CAME...AND IT GOT EVEN BETTER.

  • @Corvette_pilot
    @Corvette_pilot Před 2 lety +1

    Chit show crunk! 😎🤙🏼

  • @Name-ot3xw
    @Name-ot3xw Před 2 lety +1

    Miami boat people appear to have more fun than Seattle boat people.

  • @lvmykdz5724
    @lvmykdz5724 Před rokem +1

    10:56 - Damn, she's angry!!

  • @libertyordeath935
    @libertyordeath935 Před 2 lety +1

    Love your libertarian view on ordinances. 🤘

  • @jeffbaran8036
    @jeffbaran8036 Před rokem +1

    Best show. Many thanks. USA Jeff Baran

  • @largol33t1
    @largol33t1 Před 2 lety +2

    Alfred, a simple request. Could you put up some footage of the boats as they head in/out of Black Creek? It's where you head south until you reach the open water. I bet there's plenty of activity there. Even a quick 15 minute video would be cool. Thanks. Your channel is the only one I watch that shows docks, boats and human stupidity at its finest! 😁

  • @mstrickk1
    @mstrickk1 Před rokem +1

    There should be a music ordinance at ramps. Yes I know, more laws aren't better but at the actual ramp, they need fined. It is a huge safety concern if you can't communicate with people in a very dangerous area.

  • @jamesholcomb1401
    @jamesholcomb1401 Před 2 lety +1

    From Ohio love the chit show

  • @2real4u74
    @2real4u74 Před 2 lety +1

    Lol! What is this Alfred? A Houlover boat sound off! Will call it Demonetization 2022. Lol! Wait for it!

  • @CameronRobinson
    @CameronRobinson Před 2 lety +1

    lol yes! AM speaking facts about big gov.

  • @alancoldicott391
    @alancoldicott391 Před 2 lety +2

    Hey Alfred, you've shown us this clip before about the guy in the water - Did you ever find out what he was doing? I've heard about tickling for Trout, but was he tickling for Fred the Croc?

  • @michellebattersby3243
    @michellebattersby3243 Před rokem +1

    My dad is an avid boater he watches and openly laughs at idiots (its funny but embarrassing as hell🤗)

  • @chadminor2360
    @chadminor2360 Před 4 měsíci

    Common sense is a superpower, you can’t expect everyone to have it!

  • @davidbennett7299
    @davidbennett7299 Před 2 lety +1

    How nice was it when the music first went off..

  • @nicholascolabella2181
    @nicholascolabella2181 Před 2 lety +2

    Hey Alfred it’s Spring not Fall.😂

  • @Jdigger4130
    @Jdigger4130 Před rokem

    Man. Found ya 2 days ago and just wow... Watching this is hilarious!!!! There must be thee easiest credit in the world in Miami.. The most ghetto thing I ever saw on water. This is comedy! Dunno what language that hideous noise blasting outta those boats is but sooooooo glad I live nowhere near these egg hatched dorks

  • @realclassamerican2774

    Can you imagine, is someone with an Ice Breaker boat didn't like the loud music from a boat & rammed it real good? Bam! Loud music sinking. OH WELL!

  • @curt5253
    @curt5253 Před 2 lety +1

    I'm amazed at the Spanish population there

  • @kisa444
    @kisa444 Před 2 lety +3

    100% guarantee that Ordinance guy came from NYC or some other nanny state chithole. Don't NY my FL!

  • @anthonysiegel4685
    @anthonysiegel4685 Před 2 lety +1

    That avanti is nice,,100 gallon ÷ 1400 horsepower not too. Bad

  • @cro75guy81
    @cro75guy81 Před 2 lety +2

    Alfred its Spring not Fall... 😁

  • @tiger215dawn
    @tiger215dawn Před rokem +2

    23:36 Fountain With Quad Mercury Racing 450s

  • @jiminsav
    @jiminsav Před 2 lety +2

    How do you say spackle that crack in Spanish.

  • @jeffhenson1994
    @jeffhenson1994 Před 2 lety

    AGAIN ANOTHER DAY DRUNKEN BOATERS MAKING A SCENE

  • @twelvecylinders6273
    @twelvecylinders6273 Před 2 lety +1

    @31:50 better than sea world

  • @pamelazandarski5868
    @pamelazandarski5868 Před 2 lety +1

    with that kind of money you would think they would have Electric Wenches !!!

  • @TheRealRandyChavez
    @TheRealRandyChavez Před 2 lety

    WOOOOOOOO

  • @treysspider1832
    @treysspider1832 Před 2 lety +3

    A fall rain?? you dont know what season we're in ??

  • @77Scarlet
    @77Scarlet Před rokem +2

    I hate you so bad! My dads cat came running in scared. I was accusing something (snake etc) inside the house trying to attack the cat. 😂my dad is looking in cabinets right now haaaaaaaaa

  • @williamvandervoet5824
    @williamvandervoet5824 Před 2 lety +1

    Someone needs to tell the dude on the Sea Hunt boat in the flag bathing suit CRACK KILLS!

  • @jamesdoster6262
    @jamesdoster6262 Před 2 lety +1

    First like and comment!

  • @leonard7736
    @leonard7736 Před 2 lety

    Hi Alfred, Question why is Live at BLACK POINT! a private video can't view it. just curious Bro

  • @johnrowlette7430
    @johnrowlette7430 Před 2 lety +1

    Nice CRACK!!

  • @SunyenChiu
    @SunyenChiu Před rokem

    Los balseros se alborotan con la lluvia

  • @Cerus98
    @Cerus98 Před 2 lety +3

    Um…it’s spring bro not fall.

  • @dougcampbell5133
    @dougcampbell5133 Před 2 lety

    The poles has a Extension cord on them??"???

  • @58music
    @58music Před 2 lety +1

    Sorry Alfred but I’m hoping for rain this weekend. Gets the chit started.

  • @thatssokeywest
    @thatssokeywest Před rokem +1

    Bro you sounded like a cat frfr