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  • čas přidán 13. 03. 2024
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Komentáře • 496

  • @_lostclub
    @_lostclub Před 4 měsíci +5326

    What do you call a party of half orc bards?
    An Orc-hestra.

    • @bambblamb3734
      @bambblamb3734 Před 4 měsíci +78

      that's actually a good one

    • @TheSevanthNinja
      @TheSevanthNinja Před 4 měsíci +16

      bloody gold!

    • @Monntauk
      @Monntauk Před 3 měsíci +20

      this upsets me. i am upset.

    • @Donnerbalken28
      @Donnerbalken28 Před 3 měsíci +14

      ....take my like and sod off.

    • @scarl3tflam3
      @scarl3tflam3 Před 3 měsíci +28

      if you multiclass them into barbarians, you'll even have bardbarians

  • @BLS31
    @BLS31 Před 4 měsíci +2619

    Now for 4 rogues. I can see it now:
    -Ste'lin Ya'sheet, githyanki
    -Rob A. Banks, gnome
    -Nick Everything, human
    -Bur-Galor, dragonborn

    • @Lord_Numpty
      @Lord_Numpty Před 3 měsíci +83

      You deserve several thousand more upvotes for this.

    • @BLS31
      @BLS31 Před 3 měsíci +28

      @@Lord_Numpty If I deserve it, it'll happen.

    • @BraydenDodman
      @BraydenDodman Před 3 měsíci +12

      Fuck me these are good

    • @BatkoBrat
      @BatkoBrat Před 3 měsíci +26

      -Baru Yours, Thiefling

    • @DinoNuggiesEnjoyer69
      @DinoNuggiesEnjoyer69 Před 3 měsíci +4

      I'm saving these, tyvm for sharing your genius.

  • @joelbuchalter9959
    @joelbuchalter9959 Před 4 měsíci +2136

    Always a pleasure to see Okoii elevating shitposting to an art form

  • @TheMrbubbles1378
    @TheMrbubbles1378 Před 4 měsíci +1208

    Did something like this with my buddies. We were all Drow so we named ourselves "System of a Drow". good times.

    • @davidperte62
      @davidperte62 Před 3 měsíci +91

      Almost as good as the all gnome band "My Chemical Gnomance"

    • @TacoLoverPerson
      @TacoLoverPerson Před 3 měsíci +88

      ​@@davidperte62How 'bout an all Dragonborn band named "Imagine Humans?"

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 Před 2 měsíci +22

      @@davidperte62*My Alchemical Gnomance

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@TacoLoverPersonthat’s too on the nose

    • @CappyK
      @CappyK Před 2 měsíci +13

      The Orcspring.

  • @sultanthed
    @sultanthed Před 4 měsíci +1098

    i can feel my braincells evaporating

    • @hunterwolf5482
      @hunterwolf5482 Před 4 měsíci

      Good. Now you won't get targeted by a mind flayer.
      big brain = death
      no brain = alive

  • @scrungulusthepitiful1723
    @scrungulusthepitiful1723 Před 4 měsíci +833

    Boy band causes havoc, more at 11

    • @ana_d_73
      @ana_d_73 Před 3 měsíci +17

      Ahem, they're a MAN band

  • @ShiryuCain
    @ShiryuCain Před 4 měsíci +1370

    And it was revealed, on that day, that words cut indeed deeper that swords.....that and molotovs.
    Jesus, that Gith is positively hideous. I love it.

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 Před 4 měsíci

      Doesn't take much. Giths are already ugly as fuck.

    • @Dibudab
      @Dibudab Před 4 měsíci +78

      WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

    • @ahn0x
      @ahn0x Před 3 měsíci +12

      hideously fabulous, or fabulously hideous?

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 Před 3 měsíci

      Doesn't take much effort. Gith are naturally ugly as sin.

    • @ShiryuCain
      @ShiryuCain Před 3 měsíci

      @@ahn0x Yes

  • @baron-chan6484
    @baron-chan6484 Před 3 měsíci +408

    Fighting the Elder Brains
    4 Bards: Your Jordans are fake, You got L Rizz, No Maidens, Got Ratio'ed by Mortals, bet you like calamari

  • @lkris21
    @lkris21 Před 3 měsíci +110

    The lead bard as a githyanki with that hairstyle and makeup
    Is everything✨

  • @Cleanrotknight456
    @Cleanrotknight456 Před 4 měsíci +433

    Alternative title: four bards mocks their enemies for 6 six minutes straight.

  • @Rylpl0x
    @Rylpl0x Před 4 měsíci +295

    Now thats alot of emotional damage

  • @Synthia17
    @Synthia17 Před 4 měsíci +146

    Halfling barbarians were madmen but the bards are just a band of memers and I'm all for it. Also Three Flute Ninja and Fiddles might be my favourite names out there!

  • @Tanzenergise
    @Tanzenergise Před 3 měsíci +30

    bard strategy, no physical combat just roasting your enemies to death.

  • @neiska25
    @neiska25 Před 4 měsíci +73

    3:02 - Okoii: "Ooo! Captive Audience! Let me play you the song of my people!"

  • @honkhonk5000
    @honkhonk5000 Před 3 měsíci +101

    Four bards buffing each other not letting a woman out of a death pod. “Such a great job”,
    “Such a great job”, “Such a great job”, “Such a great job”,

  • @Rodrigo-pj2qo
    @Rodrigo-pj2qo Před 4 měsíci +67

    For people new to the world of D&D, this is why the bard is the best class

  • @CapJim
    @CapJim Před 4 měsíci +109

    Missed your videos and editing so much. Good to see you settled in and ready to fire out more content!

  • @UltimaPowers
    @UltimaPowers Před 4 měsíci +46

    This party walked into a pub and the barman says "You lot are bard".

  • @treyquanrud3650
    @treyquanrud3650 Před 3 měsíci +12

    imagine how terrifying it would be to just see your friends absolutely massecred by mustachioed bards via roast session.

  • @MinersLoveGames
    @MinersLoveGames Před 4 měsíci +86

    Okoii continues to shitpost his way through the Forgotten Realms.

  • @mervunit
    @mervunit Před 3 měsíci +13

    I had this idea and created a public lobby called "Bard or GTFO" and surprisingly The game was full before we got to the bridge of the ship and I didn't have to kick anyone for not being a bard.

  • @Harotham
    @Harotham Před 4 měsíci +23

    Gonna tell my kids this was Guitar Hero.

  • @CommanderBohn
    @CommanderBohn Před 4 měsíci +34

    A musical blast indeed.
    Also anyone noticed the spider having the same color scheme as Spider-Man 2099? All he needs is a los muertos-stlye skull on its abdomen.

  • @AndyD25
    @AndyD25 Před 4 měsíci +28

    That Alfira part is gold!

  • @stalwart56k
    @stalwart56k Před 4 měsíci +36

    I knew this was going to be LIT, and I was not disappointed. "Did he just end an honor mode run purely for our entertainment?" Probably yes ^_^

  • @nichorasjamsdunky5993
    @nichorasjamsdunky5993 Před 4 měsíci +295

    This was utterly cringe. 10/10 continue to make videos.

  • @Saint0liver
    @Saint0liver Před 4 měsíci +34

    The saga continues...

  • @zarka_ederj
    @zarka_ederj Před 3 měsíci +7

    Me at the end: "I'm disappointed, no barrels explosion!"
    Me at the very end: "Oh"

  • @zaniatnik
    @zaniatnik Před 3 měsíci +9

    Reminds me of that one time my buddies dragged me into some Larian game, can’t remember the name, where we all wore buckets on our heads for lolz. We called ourselves “The Order of Bucket”.

    • @hypertech116
      @hypertech116 Před 3 měsíci

      Divinity Original Sin 2 probably

    • @zaniatnik
      @zaniatnik Před 27 dny

      @@hypertech116 Yeah, that one.

  • @drumboy5175
    @drumboy5175 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Overusing vicious mockery, absolutely chaotic choices in dialogues and pure hate for everyone in area of six miles around you
    Truly bard experience, welcome brother🎉🎉🎉

  • @tyr844
    @tyr844 Před 3 měsíci +22

    1:42 I think the best feature as a bard is you can play during a fight for free, and it mades athe all thing super epic in all situation, even when your party get rekt

  • @cannibal_bacon
    @cannibal_bacon Před 13 hodinami +1

    That Gith bard deserves it's own horror movie franchise.

  • @robertosabado4955
    @robertosabado4955 Před 4 měsíci +14

    That last performance was such a BANG!

  • @ClownsRottenMeat
    @ClownsRottenMeat Před měsícem +3

    “Baldurs gate has no replay value”
    The replay value:

  • @alack3879
    @alack3879 Před 3 měsíci +5

    The most british looking gith

  • @veldin25
    @veldin25 Před 3 měsíci +5

    This is such an effective way to convey a BG3 experience in a concise form, I love it

  • @oliverlarosa8046
    @oliverlarosa8046 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Oddly enough, I actually learned a lot from this

  • @ValentineRey
    @ValentineRey Před 4 měsíci +22

    Not the Insults~

  • @Tharoffnik.
    @Tharoffnik. Před 4 měsíci +47

    I cast Vicious Mockery! Nat twenty, let's go!

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 Před 3 měsíci

      VM is a "save or suck" spell, not an attack roll spell
      nat 20 here means they resisted

    • @Tharoffnik.
      @Tharoffnik. Před 3 měsíci

      @@rokkraljkolesa9317 i know - go search Tom Cardy - Perception check. Then you will get the joke :3

    • @lachlanking2607
      @lachlanking2607 Před 3 měsíci +10

      ​@@rokkraljkolesa9317 you are correct, but OP was referencing the song 'Perception Check' by Tom Cardy, in which he incorrectly quotes the rules.
      When later asked about it by fans, his official response was "Yeah? Well, not how my table plays it."

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 Před 3 měsíci

      @@lachlanking2607 I see

    • @Tharoffnik.
      @Tharoffnik. Před 3 měsíci

      @@rokkraljkolesa9317 exactly what person above said. I tried to tell you that before, but for some reasons my replays didn't go through

  • @stefr13
    @stefr13 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Even with this funny run, I learn something new: we can have the big spider as an ally in the underdark!

  • @Drekromancer
    @Drekromancer Před 3 měsíci +3

    3:09 Now that's what I call a _captive audience!_
    ...I'll see myself out.

  • @Turtlpwr
    @Turtlpwr Před 3 měsíci +5

    This was way more funny than I expected

  • @shaunoh9901
    @shaunoh9901 Před 4 měsíci +55

    *vicious mockery intensifies*

  • @jackjazzhands2357
    @jackjazzhands2357 Před 3 měsíci +8

    I am really envious of your 3 friends. I want a gamer squad again. XD

  • @ryanbreneman646
    @ryanbreneman646 Před 3 měsíci +5

    LMAO my girlfriend and I started this exact campaign about 2 weeks ago! It's the funniest shit ever

  • @TheDaveShowLP
    @TheDaveShowLP Před 3 měsíci +4

    Amazing, truly. I laughed wholeheartedly :)
    liked and subbed cause this is a masterpiece.

  • @shadowdroid776
    @shadowdroid776 Před měsícem +1

    A githyanki bard feels strangely sacrilegious and I love it

  • @HaddaClu
    @HaddaClu Před 3 měsíci +5

    Fleshtoned Gith are a curse...... please give us more

  • @inditiva6203
    @inditiva6203 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Placenta musk is quite a strong smell i'd imagine if its so recognized

  • @chowpurapura9948
    @chowpurapura9948 Před 3 měsíci +3

    😂😂😂😂omg i love the ending

  • @zodbones
    @zodbones Před 3 měsíci +3

    Dying at the shadow heart part.
    Barely started and was too damn funny.

  • @Next-GenNico
    @Next-GenNico Před 3 měsíci +2

    This is one of the most hilarious thing I've seen in a long time xD

  • @baconbot2663
    @baconbot2663 Před 3 měsíci +12

    Reminds me of when I forced laezel to be a bard as punishment for not saying please. Good times

  • @luniers4629
    @luniers4629 Před 3 měsíci +1

    That was so much to wrap my brain around. I need to lay down for a moment.

  • @AnarchistGrandpa
    @AnarchistGrandpa Před 3 měsíci +2

    ah yes, "The Band of the Mean"! Legends of the Sword Coast who bullied and gaslighted their way to fame and power

  • @okithedoki390
    @okithedoki390 Před 4 měsíci +15

    And thus the legend of the Bardbarians was born.

  • @ASpaceOstrich
    @ASpaceOstrich Před 3 měsíci +2

    My partner and I played the game with a full party with music proficiciency. I too, liked to use the warhorn to punctuate our songs.

  • @monged4life442
    @monged4life442 Před 3 měsíci

    Love it mate, followed you from Total War just as I've dived into this game myself and it's just too damn funny.

  • @sebastianosabbioni2042
    @sebastianosabbioni2042 Před 4 měsíci +12

    Vicious Mockery is one of the best spell ever created

  • @13christbane
    @13christbane Před 4 měsíci +2

    I started an all bard playthrough a week ago! yours is 100% more hilarious.

  • @chadprinceton6475
    @chadprinceton6475 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Honestly, it's pretty cool to always have a hype man to hype you up.

  • @genesisxyz
    @genesisxyz Před 3 měsíci +3

    He does kinda look like Michael Jackson

  • @frankA68
    @frankA68 Před 3 měsíci

    My god I love this! Please show us more 😂😂😂❤

  • @Ramberta
    @Ramberta Před 25 dny

    This gave me a big cackling fit, thank you and bless

  • @lmycinius5783
    @lmycinius5783 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Fuck yes! That honor mode run convinced you to make another handsome half orc!

  • @catlover2223
    @catlover2223 Před 3 měsíci +8

    3:03- This gives a whole new meaning to the term “captive audience”!

  • @Gabriel-px8cv
    @Gabriel-px8cv Před 4 měsíci +3

    i had never thought about stacking aoe damage spells before, i'm gonna have so much fun next time i play lol thanks.

  • @YouLikeBosch
    @YouLikeBosch Před 3 měsíci +3

    the editing is manically funny

  • @Mizore24
    @Mizore24 Před 3 měsíci +1

    that was pure chaos and I loved it lol

  • @JulianVillamor-ip3lr
    @JulianVillamor-ip3lr Před 2 měsíci +1

    bro this content's gold, hilarious!

  • @TheTrueFool
    @TheTrueFool Před 12 dny

    Four people just standing around you insulting you until you incur enough psychic damage to literally die. Perfection!

  • @Silikatid
    @Silikatid Před 4 měsíci +1

    That dragon scene had quickened my heartbeat ngl

  • @bekahbabie
    @bekahbabie Před 3 měsíci +2

    My bard Tav has never been so proud 💀💀💀

  • @j.d.4697
    @j.d.4697 Před 3 měsíci +1

    The most realistic Boy Group simulator I have ever seen.

  • @darkfoxxbunyip
    @darkfoxxbunyip Před měsícem

    The four playing their tune while Shadowheart begs to be let out of the Mindflayer pod had me in stitches XD

  • @C4AZ3_Kaze
    @C4AZ3_Kaze Před 3 měsíci

    You had my attention with the banger hafling series now im subbbin n hopin for more

  • @lovelyfma
    @lovelyfma Před 3 měsíci +2

    thank goodness you completed the blow stuff up quest, i was worried you would miss it moving on to the next chapter

  • @Lt.Commander_Data
    @Lt.Commander_Data Před 3 měsíci +2

    OH THANK CHRIST HE'S MAKING MORE OF THESE VIDS
    I've watched the Barbarian ones like 60 times at this point. It's just too fucking funny!

  • @ChaoticUrges
    @ChaoticUrges Před 4 měsíci +1

    Good to see friends vibing with each other

  • @Andriej69
    @Andriej69 Před 3 měsíci +2

    So glad to see this art being far from dead

  • @blueberry6327
    @blueberry6327 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Really like the way you made the githyanki bard, has a lot of personality

  • @scurvyboi9832
    @scurvyboi9832 Před 3 měsíci

    truly a work of art - well done

  • @zpea7427
    @zpea7427 Před 4 dny

    I love the horn as a running gag

  • @thebestaround2156
    @thebestaround2156 Před 3 měsíci

    Man I was havin a bad day and this really cheered me up. Cheers Okoii

  • @Stolen_skeleton_tf2
    @Stolen_skeleton_tf2 Před měsícem

    That dragon saw a bard and just said, "Hell nah, not again"

  • @kevinyeager9023
    @kevinyeager9023 Před měsícem

    😂😂 the joe rogan bear came to feast 😂😂😂 thats fckn gold

  • @user-lq1oz7sp6b
    @user-lq1oz7sp6b Před 4 měsíci

    Wonderfull! i dont have any words for this Art!

  • @liamatte
    @liamatte Před 2 měsíci

    I love the idea of 4 dudes just going around playing tunes and insulting the shit out of everything

  • @quiteindeed6809
    @quiteindeed6809 Před 23 hodinami

    1:28 when I come down to the family gathering.

  • @mohirender
    @mohirender Před 3 měsíci +1

    THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

  • @Aragorn106654
    @Aragorn106654 Před 4 měsíci +6

    My Therapist: Do not worry, Trypophobic Bard can't hurt you, he doesn't exist
    Okoii: aRe YoU SURE aBOUt THat?!?!!!!????

  • @Kiwinator159
    @Kiwinator159 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I laughed hard, how did you manage to control that spider? :D

  • @largamau
    @largamau Před 3 měsíci +7

    I havent played Baldurs gate 3 is this even possible at start?

  • @itsVaiChes
    @itsVaiChes Před 28 dny

    that very moment when you literally “talk yourself to death”

  • @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow
    @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow Před 3 měsíci +16

    Bards haven’t been this entertaining since the time of the Black Plague
    Such dark humor, those bards 😂

  • @kandyburra
    @kandyburra Před 3 měsíci +1

    that was art. thankyou

  • @masarosaito
    @masarosaito Před 3 měsíci

    Bro, this is too good!

  • @witchboy44
    @witchboy44 Před 4 měsíci +2

    What a beautiful Gith man

  • @psychodiver
    @psychodiver Před 3 měsíci +1

    Folk music with Crust Punk attitude is pretty Metal

  • @Soloong_Gaybowzer
    @Soloong_Gaybowzer Před měsícem

    The pyromaniac bard idea is fricken GOLD