Schmeltz Herring calls talkSPORT - one of our funniest EVER calls

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  • @geem4973
    @geem4973 Před 3 lety +891

    The bit when he tries to count in 2 voices at same time ,realises he can’t do it and gives up at 2 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @farindeeba543
      @farindeeba543 Před 3 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wleon4068
      @wleon4068 Před 2 lety +4

      PMSL!!!!!!!!

    • @fartinbrundle5495
      @fartinbrundle5495 Před 2 lety +1

      😂

    • @hernezunited
      @hernezunited Před 2 lety +2

      looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

    • @djrobst
      @djrobst Před rokem +4

      i dont know the numbers

  • @IndecentExposure.
    @IndecentExposure. Před 3 lety +458

    Imagine they're just a weird family and these 2 guys are brutal 🤣🤣

  • @76HabeasCorpus
    @76HabeasCorpus Před rokem +159

    To come up with the name "Shmeltz" on the fly, along with his commitment to the bit is comedy genius.

  • @dylancraft1006
    @dylancraft1006 Před 2 lety +356

    Credit to Kev for seeing that out, full commitment to the lie 😂

  • @deletebilderberg
    @deletebilderberg Před 4 lety +455

    Hannah Herring. São Paulo’s finest.
    God bless you.

  • @kh7688
    @kh7688 Před 4 lety +761

    Heard this live whilst driving. Might be the funniest few minutes of my life.

    • @manchesterandyful
      @manchesterandyful Před 3 lety +3

      Me too 😂😂

    • @questionitall3053
      @questionitall3053 Před 3 lety +3

      I concur, I was rolling listening to this live. Absolute classic.

    • @JonJonJonJonJonJonJonJon
      @JonJonJonJonJonJonJonJon Před 3 lety +16

      I’d have crashed and burned and have died. I have tears in my eyes every time i listen to this thing my god this just tickles my idiot mind so much

    • @kh7688
      @kh7688 Před 3 lety

      @@manchesterandyful 👍🏾

    • @kh7688
      @kh7688 Před 3 lety

      @@questionitall3053 Absolutely

  • @liquidzeulll4634
    @liquidzeulll4634 Před 4 lety +661

    I don't clap for the NHS, I clap for Schmeltz risking his life to serve the nation, your a hero Mr Herring.

    • @DanFernandesBenficaSaint
      @DanFernandesBenficaSaint Před 2 lety +4

      *you’re*

    • @Rockstarnic88
      @Rockstarnic88 Před 2 lety +6

      @@DanFernandesBenficaSaint fun police

    • @Miag_vip
      @Miag_vip Před rokem +4

      @@DanFernandesBenficaSaint Bet you still wear a mask.

    • @Miag_vip
      @Miag_vip Před rokem

      @Steven Dawson Is that your attempt of an insult? Bit weird. 🤪

    • @Miag_vip
      @Miag_vip Před rokem

      @Steven Dawson Well people who continue to wear those pointless masks are idiots, so my previous comment is accurate.

  • @kieranw4114
    @kieranw4114 Před 4 lety +298

    When ‘Hannah’ comes on I Lose it 😂😂

  • @lukegessner6784
    @lukegessner6784 Před 3 lety +309

    I'm from Sao Paolo and I went to school with Hannah Herring. Her name then was Hannah de Tuna. All of this is true.

  • @NathSG94
    @NathSG94 Před 5 lety +486

    Can I do my older brother. I rather you didn’t 😂😂😂😂

    • @MrBubble78
      @MrBubble78 Před 3 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you know what I got that rather you’d not lol

  • @tommypalace1723
    @tommypalace1723 Před 5 lety +307

    “Weird family mate” 😂😂😂

  • @SomeNextDan
    @SomeNextDan Před 5 lety +226

    Schmelts my heart.

  • @andrewthornton6192
    @andrewthornton6192 Před 3 lety +278

    With Brazilian and Dutch heritage I bet Kevin is some footballer!!!!

  • @Tundey
    @Tundey Před 3 lety +219

    Kevin is the best. "very good boy". Doesn't know his numbers but excellent with voices 😂

  • @ZZ-lf7xk
    @ZZ-lf7xk Před 5 lety +811

    Both count to 10
    Kev: I don’t know my numbers
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @deangoldenberg1132
    @deangoldenberg1132 Před 3 lety +120

    Imagine driving and listening to this live i would crash probably from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Travla_94
    @Travla_94 Před rokem +39

    I come back to this at least every 3 months and it has me in tears everytime. No lie 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bennybrinsdon217
      @bennybrinsdon217 Před rokem +2

      Brilliant ain't it hahaha 😆 it popped up again on CZcams I had to watch cracks me up he's a genius 😄 🤣 I would love to meet the family hahaha

    • @MarcelMontoya
      @MarcelMontoya Před rokem

      @@bennybrinsdon217 same here. This video made me laugh way more than I expected 😂

    • @beesfoot
      @beesfoot Před 10 měsíci +1

      Same, and each time I laugh at different bits!

    • @welshlad6427
      @welshlad6427 Před 7 měsíci

      Same. It’s genius 😂

  • @angrosvenor2967
    @angrosvenor2967 Před 4 lety +64

    "Can I speak to Hannah Herring please?"
    "Please say yes!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @voetbal12
    @voetbal12 Před 3 lety +179

    Plot twist: This was a real family with some odd voices, and after the show they got divorced.

    • @fays_bn4321
      @fays_bn4321 Před 2 lety +3

      I was thinking the same ! Now Hannah Heering the housewife is suing talkSPORT.

  • @Tony-sk9uo
    @Tony-sk9uo Před 2 lety +54

    The irony is they needed permission to talk to him but kept him on the phone longer

  • @questionitall3053
    @questionitall3053 Před 3 lety +257

    Oh man! I remember listening to this live. I was rolling with laughter. Goldstein and Cundy are by far the best pairing on the air, classic.

    • @samalo2953
      @samalo2953 Před 3 lety +1

      better than Mike Parry and Mike Graham ?

    • @BennyH11
      @BennyH11 Před 2 lety +1

      @@samalo2953 Good one

    • @doombrush
      @doombrush Před rokem

      I heard it live too 😀😀😀😀😀

    • @samalo2953
      @samalo2953 Před 4 měsíci

      @@Farmer-geddon4051 If they did, I bet it was Parry's fault for insisting he's Rooney's dad.🤣

  • @HavendaleBlvd80
    @HavendaleBlvd80 Před 5 lety +124

    The Herring's are a lovely bunch.

  • @thescottishbule
    @thescottishbule Před 5 lety +331

    Was waiting for him to put his brother 'Red' on the phone.

    • @xyzxyz997
      @xyzxyz997 Před 4 lety +13

      TheScottishBule I have been pissing myself laughing to the point of keeling over and I read your comment, that’s just put me on a laughing overdose mate. Different class mate 😂😂😂😂

    • @TeddyBears.
      @TeddyBears. Před 2 lety +1

      😅🤣😃, red, best yin I've read for ages, I can't type this for laughing,😆😅

  • @Podghost
    @Podghost Před 2 lety +70

    CLASSIC - IVE WATCHED THIS 10000 TIMES , AND LOVE IT MORE EACH TIME = HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA

  • @praveeshachapman677
    @praveeshachapman677 Před 3 lety +22

    Schmeltz herring is a great man. Always converses with me at the tills in Tesco.

  • @tay92_
    @tay92_ Před 4 lety +234

    Imagine how different this call would have been if Goldstein never asked for the parent’s consent.

  • @busydad4858
    @busydad4858 Před rokem +21

    LOL fair play to this kid
    Kept it up and gave us all a laugh

  • @beesfoot
    @beesfoot Před 10 měsíci +11

    I don't think Andy will ever have a moment of greater happiness in his life than when he found out that he could speak to Hannah!

  • @amcoutdoors
    @amcoutdoors Před 3 lety +63

    This family live a few doors down from us and they're one of the most genuine and loving families you'll meet

    • @Genevasplaytime
      @Genevasplaytime Před 3 lety +18

      Is that you shmeltz?

    • @grahammosdall5442
      @grahammosdall5442 Před 2 lety +5

      There's something fishy about this comment

    • @rickardinho
      @rickardinho Před rokem +8

      @@grahammosdall5442 it’s a red herring

    • @martinpower6254
      @martinpower6254 Před rokem +1

      Lies Kevin and smhelz here in my kitchen in Ireland

    • @akhan6778
      @akhan6778 Před rokem

      Oh yeah Adam, I remember when you had a crush on Hannah Herring 👍🏼

  • @ZZ-lf7xk
    @ZZ-lf7xk Před 5 lety +59

    ... she does the cooking 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MoSHus
    @MoSHus Před 2 lety +110

    The caller really needs to reveal himself for this, after all this time.

  • @bigjohn8470
    @bigjohn8470 Před 3 lety +239

    They missed a trick here. They should have spoken to Kevin’s older brother too.

    • @MrBubble78
      @MrBubble78 Před 3 lety +12

      that would of been AMAZING loooool

    • @MH-lz7jk
      @MH-lz7jk Před 2 lety

      Imagine 😂😂😂

    • @weSnooker
      @weSnooker Před 2 lety +2

      They had other callers waiting

    • @Lioness_UTV
      @Lioness_UTV Před rokem

      Omg you are right 😆

  • @darrenshiels2820
    @darrenshiels2820 Před 4 lety +83

    This never ever gets boring. Some great voices and comebacks. Love it

  • @ajorngjdonaydbr
    @ajorngjdonaydbr Před 2 lety +16

    "hello mrs Patterson...." amazing reference 😂

  • @riblit77
    @riblit77 Před 2 lety +20

    1:57 where he tries to count I lost it 😅

  • @simontaylor7294
    @simontaylor7294 Před 3 lety +46

    This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in my life!

  • @leighstephenson6164
    @leighstephenson6164 Před 3 lety +79

    OMG this is amazing, when ever I am having a bad day I put this on and it cheers me up everytime...Classic 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leewilliams3135
    @leewilliams3135 Před 5 lety +33

    I can't cope I'm crying

  • @markfoz7248
    @markfoz7248 Před 2 lety +37

    Jason knew early where this could go and he steered the conversation perfectly; bringing in the mum character. Great work.

  • @paulparker1137
    @paulparker1137 Před 2 lety +31

    Iv seen this about 20 times and it gets funnier every single time 🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @davie1537
    @davie1537 Před 5 lety +84

    Midnight, Monday to Thursday, best 20 minutes of radio

  • @LPG1894
    @LPG1894 Před 3 lety +51

    They missed a trick in not bringing the older brother on the phone. I personally really wanted to hear what his brother "Red" sounded like

  • @joesharp550
    @joesharp550 Před 2 lety +24

    Plot Twist - Schmeltz, Hannah and Kevin to this day can't figure out why they had such a strange call 🤣😭

  • @capio78
    @capio78 Před 5 lety +43

    Kev needs his own show.

  • @thenoisyneighbour
    @thenoisyneighbour Před 2 lety +15

    I'm Dutch and was listening to this with my Brazilian girlfriend on our way to Tesco

  • @westsidecrew5578
    @westsidecrew5578 Před 4 lety +45

    Fair play to all involved - Kev was amazing and these 2 guys can be very funny and often take the pee out of callers but in a funny way....This was pure comedy gold! Bravo!!

  • @chrisdee1583
    @chrisdee1583 Před 5 lety +33

    Absolute gold man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tomben6180
    @tomben6180 Před 3 lety +13

    Plot twist: this was a genuine family

  • @ZZ-lf7xk
    @ZZ-lf7xk Před 5 lety +133

    I’m a shopkeeper
    What’s in your shop?
    Urgh by the tills
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tonyh8965
    @tonyh8965 Před rokem +8

    This is brilliant. Thank you Kevin when we I put this on it turns a bad day into a better one because I can’t help but laugh. The bit when his mum hanna says ‘hello’ … and ‘that’s nice’ absolutely kills me. Thank you mate whoever you are.

  • @chombersSOpA
    @chombersSOpA Před 3 lety +16

    The call that just got better and better. Great work Kev.

  • @djbrizey2008
    @djbrizey2008 Před 5 lety +57

    The best “Midnight train to Madness “ call ever even now after hearing it again it still cracks me up
    Kevin is a genius

  • @kevanbrown7620
    @kevanbrown7620 Před 2 lety +16

    I remember listening to this, was it 2 years ago? This has to be the funniest call I've heard. Brilliant.

  • @seancourt7344
    @seancourt7344 Před 2 lety +35

    This was one of the best calls he had ever had, it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen, I can't believe what this kid even tried, just to speak on talksport for a little bit lmfao 😂😂😂

  • @blackcircle1333
    @blackcircle1333 Před 4 lety +354

    Who thinks up a name Schmeltz Herring?

  • @brosephyolonarovichstalin2915

    There is a bit of Schmeltz Herring in all of us

  • @orangecounty2033
    @orangecounty2033 Před rokem +4

    Greatest Call Ever. That kid needs his own show !

  • @nickmildon6348
    @nickmildon6348 Před rokem +4

    "Weird family mate" LMFAO

  • @morrisnickmackay
    @morrisnickmackay Před 5 lety +12

    I missed this the other night. Amazing from bottle job kev. Best show on talksport, love these lads

  • @D12CHV
    @D12CHV Před 4 lety +23

    The best thing on CZcams right there

  • @Mac_Kymera
    @Mac_Kymera Před 6 měsíci +2

    @05:47 One second.... yeah ok, Mrs Patterson hahahaha lmfao Can't stop laughing at this bit.

  • @sebgold5841
    @sebgold5841 Před rokem +5

    This will still be funny in 50 years...Comedy goal!

  • @kevinvanbever8490
    @kevinvanbever8490 Před rokem +2

    This just popped up in my CZcams suggestions . Couldn’t have picked a better clip . Had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CJAFCN5
    @CJAFCN5 Před 5 lety +67

    This was hilarious i was in stitches

  • @bluejoe1873
    @bluejoe1873 Před 5 lety +23

    Hahna Herring sounds like a babe ❤❤

  • @alphadelta4034
    @alphadelta4034 Před 2 lety +12

    This is up there with amongst some off the funniest videos I’ve ever seen 😂😂

  • @leonfigures
    @leonfigures Před 4 lety +14

    I did this once with T-mobile - I wanted to have my sister’s contract transferred to me so they asked to speak to her - it worked - voice confirmation is ridiculous!

  • @steveonpoint1109
    @steveonpoint1109 Před 5 lety +50

    Hannah remind me of life of Brian

  • @Lioness_UTV
    @Lioness_UTV Před rokem +3

    Every now and again I have to listen to this...and it's funny every single time. 😂

  • @ryiin
    @ryiin Před 3 lety +9

    "Hannah Herring from Sao Paulo." I lost my s**t

  • @Jimmy-es8bc
    @Jimmy-es8bc Před 2 lety +3

    "I don't know my numbers" gets me every time hahahahaha.

  • @kylebutler3018
    @kylebutler3018 Před rokem +3

    Every now and again I come back to this when I'm having a rotten day 😂😂😂😂

  • @lifes2short701
    @lifes2short701 Před 5 lety +131

    If any one seen that film "split" this was based on "Kevin"

    • @robertryan6782
      @robertryan6782 Před 4 lety

      Never seen it!

    • @princesssolace4337
      @princesssolace4337 Před 4 lety

      @@robertryan6782 How bout SPLIT?

    • @fergalmcveigh3797
      @fergalmcveigh3797 Před 3 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brandonbaty2291
      @brandonbaty2291 Před 3 lety

      Ahh, yes. The classic film, "Spilt". A wild ride through the myriad emotions one feels when the milk jug falls to the floor. Roger Ebert gives it two thumbs up.

  • @isaaclodziak-green6326
    @isaaclodziak-green6326 Před 2 lety +5

    Are you home alone Kev? Underrated, gets me every time

  • @charlierobert3571
    @charlierobert3571 Před 2 lety +3

    I remember this live and it had me in stitches but I cant believe its 2 yrs ago

  • @Mandems96
    @Mandems96 Před 5 lety +16

    This was brilliant

  • @mustafakhaliqi4934
    @mustafakhaliqi4934 Před 2 lety +8

    Ohhhh my god.
    mean come on guys this kid deserves Oscar for this never laugh that much in my entire life. 😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @spudgun889
    @spudgun889 Před 3 lety +2

    I keep listening... Gold

  • @michalimoore6123
    @michalimoore6123 Před 3 lety +8

    Ur not gonna believe this but this is my cousin from manchester his name is eli moore and my family have just told me to listen to this🤣🤣hi eli this is michali from london uncle yitzi is dying of laughter

  • @jim9667
    @jim9667 Před 2 lety +7

    This can make me cry everytime I hear it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jakeharrison6603
    @jakeharrison6603 Před 5 lety +4

    These guys are brilliant.

  • @krs7757
    @krs7757 Před 2 lety +2

    Will never get old!

  • @gamingflixx
    @gamingflixx Před rokem +2

    Holland and Brazil’s finest, thank you Kevin! 🇳🇱🇧🇷

  • @garvanch9684
    @garvanch9684 Před 2 lety +6

    I was laughing hard when he said "weird family mate" perfect timing.

  • @jonlcfc1
    @jonlcfc1 Před rokem +3

    I'm sure this is the guy that calls up and says 'Feeeferrr' every night, legend.

  • @jiltedgenerator
    @jiltedgenerator Před 3 lety +5

    Classic sports bar...gets me through so many nights working 🤣🤣

  • @markspaul9426
    @markspaul9426 Před 4 lety +3

    I love this show

  • @mirrors23
    @mirrors23 Před 3 lety +2

    BRILLIANT!!!

  • @bulkiestpyth0n165
    @bulkiestpyth0n165 Před 5 lety +57

    I Schmeltz something and it wasn't Herring.

  • @grahammosdall5442
    @grahammosdall5442 Před 2 lety +5

    Just come across this for the first time, can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mro9608
    @mro9608 Před 10 měsíci +2

    First time hearing this. Fantastic!

  • @FrankRayMrLin
    @FrankRayMrLin Před 3 lety +11

    This is the funniest thing i've watched/listened to in years! Haha :)

  • @rickardinho
    @rickardinho Před rokem +2

    This could be the greatest segment in broadcast history.

  • @hey7344
    @hey7344 Před 3 lety +2

    Come back to watch this every week😂

  • @MysteryProductsLtd
    @MysteryProductsLtd Před rokem +2

    I remember this. It's classic. I was in pleats during it and am listening to it again! 🤣

  • @richard_1111
    @richard_1111 Před 2 měsíci

    Everyone played their parts so naturally, and brilliantly

  • @robertsutherland6167
    @robertsutherland6167 Před 4 lety +4

    Absolutely hilarious!! 😄😄😄

  • @morganmoossunguitar9961

    Just sublime.

  • @n.w.1364
    @n.w.1364 Před 2 měsíci

    I replay this every few weeks …it never ever gets old …the lads played a big part in this gem , teasing Kevin out

  • @gkpdkshnz
    @gkpdkshnz Před rokem +2

    This could possibly be the best video on the internet 😂😂😂