What Steve Jobs Would Say About Apple Today
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- čas přidán 7. 04. 2024
- What would Steve Jobs have to say about Apple today? Let’s find out!
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Love how Steve Jobs said "Yuck! Who wants a stylus?" But now Apple has 3 styluses for sale
I worked at Best Buy. People loved to buy them. Only real purpose for them though is art. Otherwise, just get a notebook and pen. Way cheaper and won’t break
Yeah but he didn’t wanted it for the iPhone cuz at that time iPhone screens were so small and a stylus wouldn’t be good for such a small device
@@MustafaThePieceOfDust2001 Steve gave the following reasons for not wanting a stylus:
1. You have to get them.
2. You have to put them away.
3. You loose them.
4. Yuck!
5. Nobody wants a stylus.
None of that is related to the iPhone screen size. Apple does not sell styluses. Apple sells Apple Pencils. Apple Pencil iOS not a stylus. Just sayin'.
Styluses for different reasons
We need more styluses!
Stylus Air
Stylus Pro
Stylus Mini
Stylus Nano
Stylus shuffle
...and Stylus SE!
"and they're on to some losers" Harsh, but true!
8GB M3 "Pro" would fall in the loser category.
@@mikem95368GB anything would.
At 2:22 "I'm gonna hang out up here in the iCloud" ba-ha-ha good one.
Live in walled garden, face pads, ipeasants, its the future ! (its not we just ran out of ideas and watched lawn mower man TWICE !)
P😊@@mikem9536
"take the notch down a notch" got me good. thanks sam!
You laugh at anything do you😂
@@sattyamsingh4410 so what?
@@ninethetwotailedfox so you lame
@@sattyamsingh4410 what did i even do?
@@ninethetwotailedfox ask questions
Steve-i. That's Ridiculous.
Steve Jobs would have called it the iSteve.
And then the body to host the iSteve is call iRobot,
Then Will Smith comes down to slap entire Apple industry
short for hi Steve, hi Siri, hi Phone, and iMac oh hi Mark :)
@@KabelkowyJoe
Don't forget the "Hi Bob"
(Takes a shot)
@@KabelkowyJoeEveryone betrayed me.
Missed opportunity
He'd destroy the entire company just because there's no skeuomorphism in the UI!
And he would be right.
Bring back skeuomorphism!
Actually it’s a good thing that design evolves and develops. I actually don’t like this minimalist era but I’m hopeful that designers will come up with something better soon
@@Jada-ky4ciFrankly I feel like minimalism is gonna be around forever at this point. Companies nowadays are all about going out of their way to create the minimum viable product, and introducing an actual aesthetic would be extra money spent.
Skeuomorphism never went away. It was just style over substance to make everything look childish for a few iterations of iOS, because they needed it to be distinct. When was the last time you saw an Apple product with a cylindrical battery with a pip at one end? (Yeah, now look at how much charge your phone or laptop has. Oops.)
I think Steve Job’s philosophy was very simple; “Will this thing make my life easier and is it easy to use?” Anything beyond that, he would yell at his engineers/programmers.
yeah but taking it as far as "would grandma be able to use it" was too much.
@@serenditymuseActually I don’t know about that.
I think you might be misunderstanding the roles of engineers and programmers. It's typically designers and upper management that create the idea and use case for the product. Engineers just bring it to life as envisioned.
Nah, his philosophy was way simpler "Will I be able to promote this as a status symbol and will this thing make me a shitton of money"
@@riekumar6999 Nah his philosophy was way simpler "Will this thing make me a ton of money and how high can we get the profit margin".
Apple died since Steve Jobs died
that was my thoughts for a first year after his death
True
God, I miss Steve Jobs so much. His presentations were (still are) absolutely UNMATCHED!
Please calm down
This is such a non-typical SAMTIME video. I wanted to laugh but it sounded serious. He’s not real but yet so right.
It’s not funny.
But it’s BRILLIANT. Thank you Sam! I missed the old Apple.
You spent a decade and billions of dollars developing an electric car and then cancelled it? Good work!
I Mean, Everything Would be a Circle... But Thats Fine LOL
Steve-i should be the new head of Apple 😂
if steve jobs was still alive, he would probably bring back iOS 6 type icons. I would love it.
Steve didn't play by the board of directors. He had to be brought back to save the company. He didn't play by stock prices and earnings. It was his ideas that drove earnings.
You're companying it wrong!
Wise words from steve jobs
the difference between old and new is that after rewatching the iPhone intro by Steve Jobs i still feel like that i want to buy it… even after nearly 2 decades later… but all Tim does makes me want to go back to using Rotary phones.
Steve Jobs would be super happy with the valuation and bank account they have… but sure the product line would be slimmer
who wants a stylus?
:)
As a blind person, I’m somewhat weary of Apple due to the decline in accessibility. Let me clarify, Apple remains the top choice for accessibility among visually impaired individuals, given the functions it offers us. However, there’s been a noticeable decline in features. I’m actually considering switching to T9 style phones, particularly one called the Blind Shell Classic 2. It’s essentially a basic phone with modern updates, akin to a hybrid between an Android and the basic phones of the 90s. It verbalizes every button press, unlike iPhones whose accessibility has waned since Steve Jobs’ departure.
@@anenglishmanplusamerican7107 no disrespect but how do you type if you're blind?
@@sattyamsingh4410 Either the keyboard announces the button that's pressed or use a physical keyboard like a T9.
I could type SMS with my phone in my pocket with my old Nokia phones, no problem.
@@deanchur ohh that's pretty cool
@@sattyamsingh4410
“No disrespect taken; I love to educate folks. So, there are two ways of typing: one way is as I use a screen reader called VoiceOver on the iPhone, or people use TalkBack on Android. We basically hover our finger around the screen, literally hearing the letters, and as we lift our fingers, it enters the word letter while speaking in a higher pitch. The other way is the good old dictation, which I use because it makes typing easier and faster.”
Steve Jobs would surely be disappointed that Apple stopped using the "i" when a new Apple product comes after Steve Jobs died.
One thing Steve would be against is multiple iPhone versions. And we'd still have smaller screen phones. That's for sure.
When Steve Jobs was badmouthing styluses, it was in an era where touchscreens ONLY worked with a stylus. He wasn’t against an artistic pencil. LOL
"An Ipad in your face." 🤣🤣🤣
He would say they aren’t moving the universe forward. And there’s a lot of maximizing profits instead of making products.
He would probably say, "isn't the M series the one that got hacked recently and it can't be fixed with a software update?"
The iColoud joke was the best one 😂
I'm amazed Apple still exists with all the crap they do.
I knew Jobs was full of crap when onstage he said that no one wanted to watch video on such a small screen. Within 2 years they had the iPod with Video. At that point I realized they were full of hot air and marketing. Where they feed their user based whatever and they eat it up. Narrative changes? They will eat that up as well.
What would Steve say on stage, or as the actual person he was, two VERY different things. If arrogant Tim provides what's now, Steve would have given even higher level dystopia.
He would be mostly happy because they are making money but he would have some complaints about the quality and also support the pros more than the common lay person.
Sam channeling Steve Jobs channeling Sam... inception
the bob dylan joke will age amazingly
Youre commenting it wrong!
Ah man, I wish Steve was around.
He's not because he was dumb enough to take homeopathic medication for his treatable pancreatic tumor. He was a con man who sold idiots the same computer tear after year with increases in price. He would be fine with all of this.
I think if Stevie was still around, I think he would be heartbroken to see his company in such a mess and all about greed and how there’s no new innovation stuff there isn’t a way for customers could buy a phone. Another thing is destroying your Customers so they have to upgrade to a new phone barely runs well and is made by cheap material with a price hike that no one could buy it. Another thing is destroying the customers phone with updates and destroying their health and forcing the customers to buy a new phone every year and most people can’t afford to buy a new phone every year they should’ve done Every 5 to 10 years getting a new phone and the features are just stupid and lame. Most of us don’t want facial recognition most of us want back the headphone jack and the home button because they were useful another thing that they don’t need to like you could use Your old phone has an iPad or a pad. That’s what I would do and Stop making customers phone so slow with each update And they don’t fix the stuff With the update and they admitted that that they didn’t messed with the chip to spy on their own customers and their money and personal information. Another thing is that they don’t want to take accountability for sewing every phone down and hand damaging the battery health on everybody’s phone when you buy it, so damn expensive that no one can get a new one and they keep on expensive stuff. A lot of people cannot afford another thing releasing old items and putting a new name in a price tag on there another thing is that they don’t want their customers to fix their own phones or go to a tech place and so they could fix it , another thing is coming out with stuff that people really don’t use. How about bringing back you know the iPods how about you know release a line for I don’t know their phones you know bring back older models like the sidekick other phones Tweens on before getting an iPhone
Your voice is the best part, bring it back!
Well to be fair: steve jobs stated that the deal between apple and intel in providing inter processing chip for mac computers would be ten years and he would have actually be proud of the apple M chip. He would like the fact the Apple vision is a combination of mac computer with the Ipad interface, he would like how difficult to use the vr headset.
IPad mini, large screen cell phones, etc would have never happened.
yeah they would, and not apple but a different company would be the innovation lead.
Steve Jobs once said to Tim Cook: “Never ask what I would do. Just do what's right.”
It's kinda sad... The innovation with Apple truly did die with Steve (not that I care for him much either)
You don't care that a man died?
That's how a liberal mind works. You're doing great! @shenxi
@@MrPekka23 Well, thanks. I just think that it's very wrong to wish death upon others like this person right here.
@@shenxi I just said that I didn't care much about him... I don't like Apple anyway... I didn't wish for him to die...
@@SUCHMISH Well, then you should have worded it differently. Saying "not that i care for him much either" to a dead man says a lot about your character, you know.
"There is one more thing! As you know we are developing robots. Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you: Siri on her own legs!"
This would be officially the most stupid robot in the universe
Steve would have quit and started a new company to rival Apple. He is that radical.
Steve Jobs with a firm believer in one product that works 9000 crappy products doesn't
Sam may not be pregnant, but he sure never fails to deliver.
Bruh... again 🤦
Always been the same and will end the same….greed kills
Hello Sam,
This could be your best video to date, in terms of comedic innovation, an AI that first invent itself and then it ends corrupted.
Have my compliments!
Greetings,
Anthony
Here’s a radical idea: RAM should always be be easily accessible and user upgradable. Base models should come with 16Gb RAM NOT 8.
*GB (means gigabyte)
Gb = gigabit, which is 8 times smaller (8 bits in a byte).
WWJD actually stands for What Would Jobs Do.
Thanks for this wonderful gift. 2 Steve-I videos and you have nailed it in both.
Steve created Apple but Tim made Apple the richest company of all time, he pushed the iPhone to be the number one best selling phone, he made Apple the number one watch maker in the world... I think Steve would be shocked at how Apple went from a niche company to the number one most influential tech company in history tbh
You just wonder if we’ll Have a talent, egoism, and clarity of thought of this man ever again,
RIP Steve Jobs
We definitely need another Apple Pencil.
Steve is probably in iGround now...
What would Steve Jobs say about this video today
Steve Jobs was way better at making me feel bad because I couldn't afford his crap.
What would he think? Probably yelling at everyone in the conference room and firing at least half the staff just to hire them back later that day😂
Well I look at the Magic Mouse 2 and think what brain at Apple thought it was a good idea to put a charging port on the bottom, so you can't use it while charging. Or the MB Air with two ports. Apples best move ever was to make the OS free. Steve is spinning in his grave. As for the M chips, they have a permanent bug.
0:44 Steve-i called the Apple Pencil “stylus”
Stevie would wonder about what apple is doing today😁
Steve Jobs was like my old webdesign teacher. he would first admire all the fancy things you achieved before he fails you for something stupid like usability(its not stupid but you would not think this a thing that could take you down after you have mastered other much more difficult stuff). funny thing was he clearly said what he wanted to see we learned in the introduction to his class but we under estimated how important it was. one of the best non math teachers i ever had. passing his class made you feel like you really achieved something.
They should have kept Steve's brain in cryofreeze until they could upload his mind to a computer... oh wait, I think someone made a show out of it.
Really?
Nowadays people forgot the purpose of smartphone is to make your life easier. Not for photography and filming.
The oPhone and oMac 😂
2:22 how did that make me laugh?!
It’s an interesting thought. I know little about the company so I can’t say.
What I can say though is whoever is after Tim has some big shoes to fill.
Steve-i?
Shouldn't it be _iSteve_ ? Or _iJobs_ ?
1:46 Heheh made me chuckle
God…that commercial they just made showing a mountain of creative tools being crushed and then revealing the iPad…..Steve jobs would have fired everyone who worked on that ad, black balled them in the industry, then hired a new team, made them watch that commercial and told them to never make anything suggesting that apple products are destructive to creativity.
Keep doing these!!! I miss Steve!!!!!
lol he would like how the company is worth 3 trillion
Moderately funny.
Steve Would See That Crush Ad Will Fire Those Workers Huh Tim
We need more videos like this!
Steve was great for Apple. But Apple has done well under Tim by most measures. Under Tim, Apple released the Apple watch, the watch has turned to be the one of, if not the most popular, iconic watches on earth. Outperforming all other watch makers. Then you got Apple Silicon which outperformed Intel and AMD in most benchmarks. Apple also has also created a profitable segment with subscriptions services. A product like the iPhone doesn't come around every year, in fact products such as the iPhone could be once every 10-20+ years. I don't think expecting Tim to be Steve is the right approach. Or Apple today to be exactly like Apple of yesterday.
Notch would give steve PTSD
He would have loved a lot of their stuff. Removing the headphone jack etc
It is so true - Apple CEO holds own products like they are radioactive
Steve: oh Microsoft is $3.1Trillion more of us.... okay I'm annoyed
iThink you should rename Steve-i to iSteve
Bill Burr on Steve Jobs......hilarious 😂
damn... apple just got roasted
back at it again with steve jobs
Yep... not being a nostalgic... but the product line would be simpler and the products would make more sense. I guess.
I'd buy an i-Steve so long as he's got titanium bezels.
He would say: Bitconneeeect!😂
usb type C on the Iphone? 💔 sideloading? 💔
monopoly lawsuit? 💔
Old Steve would have a heart attack the second he comes back to life 🤣
On the first iphone announcement, Steve talked about it was annoying how keypad phones all had different designs. It was a confusing mess.
So, I think Steve would love how ports were simplifying to one port design
@@UltraCenterHQ hmm.. remember how much Apple pushed for Lightning , even in Steve Jobs era?
I think he just hated choice, want an alternative App store? f**k you! ,want a bigger screen? f**k you! ,want to customize the UI? f**k you too! 🤣 so yeah, I don't think he was a fan of standardization he just hated giving people choices, that being he thought the people were stupid (maybe right) and mess up their devices or make them look like something else
"Monopoly lawsuits? Those are for Microsoft. We'll never stoop that low" 😂
Steve-i?! Now go check for Steve-O and perhaps make HIM the head of the Apple!~
R.I.P.
Best video in a long time
you might want to try describe ai for the next steve jobs voice. this was not that close. thanks! :)
He would just say: you are all FIRED!
Ye AI is not saying "ya feel me" 😂😂
The plural form of stylus is styli not styluses
stylus ( pl. : styli or styluses) is a writing utensil or a small tool for some other form of marking or shaping, for example, in pottery. It can also be a computer accessory that is used to assist in navigating or providing more precision when using touchscreens.
Stylus - Wikipedia
I love the Magic Mouse, the one that uses AA batteries, swapped them out for rechargeables, they last longer than the Apple Watch, gave away the stupid Magic Mouse that you need to upturn to charge, worse ever, why not give it a tail. Lots of stuff Apple refuses to fix, instead just drown us with multiple models with the same names, with the exception of iPhone, did you notice they keep rehashing the names with Air and Gen? Why not keep it simple, iPad Pro 16, 17,18....
Steve jobs woud hate the vision pro and never would've allowed the battery to dangle
If an AI wrote part of that, I'll bet it was Grok by X.
It's the only one company AI I can think of that lets you do actual hardcore satire - all the other ones simply refuse.
The sledgehammer still works
O phone, the more i think of it, the more i start loving it
Wow just hating on Bob Dylan huh? 😂
That was pretty good Sam. 😂
Steve-i sounds like Ron Howard.
he would say that about every IPhone since 6