Where Did All Of Our Water Come From? | Answers With Joe

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  • čas přidán 22. 11. 2020
  • Water covers 71% of the Earth's surface. We are a water planet, it makes life possible. But where exactly it came from is still a bit of a mystery. Some new studies have shared some light on this question, and it may require us to think about water in a whole new way.
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  • @libritium
    @libritium Před 3 lety +209

    "This is the universe we're talking about.. something being insane was never a barrier before"
    Such a correct and epic quote

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 3 lety +602

    From my body's energy, I created water for this planet to thrive

  • @lonci2244
    @lonci2244 Před 3 lety +146

    That hemmaroid joke was so good, it's 10pm now and it made my tomorrow.

    • @plo8monster113
      @plo8monster113 Před 3 lety +2

      I may be good for the week.
      Im sure I will still be laughing days from now

    • @smokey13smiles
      @smokey13smiles Před 2 lety +2

      Its 2am in Canada and it made me laugh so hard I scared my cat!

    • @caroljo420
      @caroljo420 Před 2 lety +1

      I love Joe's sense of humor!

    • @griff7533
      @griff7533 Před 2 lety +1

      That “wrong moon” joke nailed me. So good and didn’t see it coming.

    • @Bretkane
      @Bretkane Před 2 lety

      Almost as funny as your spelling of hemorrhoid!

  • @ergodicmage7448
    @ergodicmage7448 Před 3 lety +273

    "You don't want kidney stones." This is a very true statement.

    • @aprilrichards762
      @aprilrichards762 Před 3 lety +15

      Very true! I've had 9 since I was 16, I'm 44 now. The last one, I needed surgery for, I named Clyde.

    • @aprilrichards762
      @aprilrichards762 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Lucas-bg4nu My deepest sympathy on that!! I'm grateful that it's been 11 years since my last one.

    • @bruh-mb1rd
      @bruh-mb1rd Před 3 lety +5

      I've never had one and now I want one even less oh my god

    • @aprilrichards762
      @aprilrichards762 Před 3 lety +4

      @@bruh-mb1rd A friend of mine has had 5 kids via natural childbirth and one kidney stone. She'd rather give birth again, it hurt less!

    • @zachary8249
      @zachary8249 Před 3 lety +1

      @Robert Campbell he is right. brute but very right.

  • @wynmorgan3079
    @wynmorgan3079 Před 3 lety +939

    “97% of the water on earth would kill us, that’s irony”
    Or is it ‘brinery’

  • @alice5515
    @alice5515 Před 3 lety +58

    Hi Joe, had a kid home sick from school today and as per usual, I had your video playing while I was preparing lunch. He heard it and asked what it was. Now he’s about 6 videos deep and you have another fan (10 years old) - never thought to share your videos with him, but so excited he’s interested, and not asking for the ones of people playing video games 🙄👍🏻

    • @marcinwitkowski217
      @marcinwitkowski217 Před rokem +3

      That's so wholesome, that kid could reach places if he keeps his interests

    • @kstrongtree22
      @kstrongtree22 Před rokem +2

      That's awesome! Also I agree about the people playing video games, it's good he's taking in some dank knowledge. 🙂

    • @kstrongtree22
      @kstrongtree22 Před rokem

      That's awesome! Also I agree about the people playing video games, it's good he's taking in some dank knowledge. 🙂

  • @MatthewAHaas
    @MatthewAHaas Před 3 lety +178

    "Then you're looking at the wrong moon." Obi-Wan, "that's no moon."

    • @EclecticDD
      @EclecticDD Před 3 lety +3

      joe got jokes

    • @dinoschachten
      @dinoschachten Před 3 lety +5

      Laughed way too hard when he started discussing looking at that through a telescope. :D

    • @jimmyjohn8008
      @jimmyjohn8008 Před 3 lety

      If we are going start moving to Mars we need to plan out how to make a moon relative ours that will power up the electromagnet sphere thing that will warm up the planet, releasing water, and it will protect the atmosphere from being blown away by the solar winds.

    • @1994ramfan
      @1994ramfan Před 3 lety +1

      That ones thicc

  • @ninjanerdstudent6937
    @ninjanerdstudent6937 Před 3 lety +70

    When you mentioned an alien that can’t tolerate water, I thought you would say “Stitch”.

    • @simplicitylost
      @simplicitylost Před 3 lety +13

      I forgot about that! Now I’m remembering the whole joke where they think it’ll be okay because Stitch will die when his ship lands in water and as they zoom in they see Hawaiʻi.

  • @jordansiegel
    @jordansiegel Před 3 lety +147

    The hemorrhoid-moon joke was on point.

  • @maxmouche
    @maxmouche Před 3 lety +61

    I was 14 years old when Titanic came out in cinema. I took a bath when I got home and remember vividly thinking how some of my bath water could potentially have been part of the iceberg which sank the Titanic... It was a fascinating yet sobering thought.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx Před 2 lety +4

      Not nearly as much as the thought that you almost certainly drink water that was in somebodys daily piss several times a year 😅

    • @TommyLellan
      @TommyLellan Před rokem +1

      That’s oddly beautiful

    • @DyreStraits
      @DyreStraits Před rokem +8

      I just drank a glass of water then had the sobering thought that I just drank some of your bath water.

    • @maxmouche
      @maxmouche Před rokem +3

      @@DyreStraits hahahahaha! How was it?

    • @DyreStraits
      @DyreStraits Před rokem +1

      @@maxmouche 😀

  • @illbrush3672
    @illbrush3672 Před 3 lety +35

    You deserve much more recognition. You have taught me a lot in the last two years I’ve been subbed.

  • @Cappanerd
    @Cappanerd Před 3 lety +8

    I've had kidney stones before. It's a different level of pain. My post calcium Stalactite pain scale goes from 1-8 and then there's 10. Breaking my ankle was an 8. I don't know what a 9 is. Kidney stones are like giving birth to razor blades. A touch of lemon juice is good for a flush. Hope you are okay now, and don't EVER have to go through it again! I wouldn't wish those on my worst enemy. Thanks for all the great content!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @battman505
    @battman505 Před 3 lety +55

    Joe gonna hit 1 mil before the end of the year. Good for him. One of my favourite youtubers.

    • @charliehustle7446
      @charliehustle7446 Před 3 lety +2

      I agree, Joe does awesome work. Hope he keeps it up for a long time.

  • @1peres02
    @1peres02 Před 3 lety +352

    If you look through a telescope and see a hemorrhoid you’re probably looking at Uranus 😂

    • @whirledpeaz5758
      @whirledpeaz5758 Před 3 lety +16

      The Enterprise is going to have a hard time dealing with Klingons during a TP shortage.

    • @RahimRahmat
      @RahimRahmat Před 3 lety +5

      This joke has got to be colder than the Icebergs in Antartica.....

    • @michaeldmingo1525
      @michaeldmingo1525 Před 3 lety +9

      You can See the Brown Star and Uranus during a Full Moon.

    • @satanofficial3902
      @satanofficial3902 Před 3 lety +4

      @@whirledpeaz5758 Many times, radio astronomers have heard the sound of klingon opera coming from Uranus.

    • @11AceHearts11
      @11AceHearts11 Před 3 lety +6

      Lmaoooo!!! This joke and the subsequent jokes had me trying not to guffaw out loud.. Its 3:00 am and I'm suddenly awake, reading comments while everyone else is sleeping.. lol

  • @MoteofVolition
    @MoteofVolition Před 3 lety +10

    Love your work Joe, the humour is on point and genuinely has me cracking up. Thanks for bringing this knowledge to the forefront in an entertaining way.

  • @eddiehazard3340
    @eddiehazard3340 Před 2 lety +4

    Thanks Joe. Your videos are great. We appreciate your vulnerability. You share a lot.

  • @shexec32
    @shexec32 Před 3 lety +23

    4:43 Correction. The "heavy" water ratio measured by the Rosetta mission was HDO, not D₂O. This is also known as "semiheavy" water.
    Only one of the hydrogens in your illustration should have been replaced with a deuterium atom.
    The other cometary missions also specifically measured semiheavy water.
    True heavy water (D₂O) is much rarer in both the Earth and in comets.

    • @Jah_Rastafari_ORIG
      @Jah_Rastafari_ORIG Před rokem

      There was some on an episode of Hogan's Heroes, if that helps...

  • @imbit-ish1644
    @imbit-ish1644 Před 3 lety +29

    I have insomnia but your voice helps me sleep, thanks!

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 3 lety +91

    From the blessed rains down in Africa, duh

    • @kellyjackson7889
      @kellyjackson7889 Před 3 lety

      Theres no place like home Theres no place like home Lukather takes the solo

    • @RenneDanjoule
      @RenneDanjoule Před 3 lety +1

      Our water comes from Saturn's rings.

    • @PauaP
      @PauaP Před 3 lety

      @@RenneDanjoule lol no it aint, its from Africa. Wake up sheeple

    • @RenneDanjoule
      @RenneDanjoule Před 3 lety

      @@PauaP im convinced. Whereas we have the isotopic data to support my claim.

    • @PauaP
      @PauaP Před 3 lety

      @@RenneDanjoule nah man, its from Africa. I mean... its in the song so... iz a fact.

  • @jasonconley2310
    @jasonconley2310 Před 3 lety +1

    Always a good show and very informative! Almost 1 MILLION subs! Keep up the stellar work Joe.

  • @SRS13Rastus
    @SRS13Rastus Před 3 lety +168

    Joe: "You and I are the weirdo's!"
    Me: "AT LAST!!!! My true talent has been recognized!"

    • @larrybuzbee7344
      @larrybuzbee7344 Před 3 lety +1

      Joe sometimes has a keen grasp of the obvious.

    • @joshuatraffanstedt2695
      @joshuatraffanstedt2695 Před 3 lety +1

      Look at you.. and mom said youd never make it out the basement! Congrats bro!

    • @SRS13Rastus
      @SRS13Rastus Před 3 lety

      @@joshuatraffanstedt2695 How did you know about the basement? She promised not to tell anybody.... 😭

  • @4077Disc
    @4077Disc Před 3 lety +667

    Learning high level science from a guy who chokes while drinking water.... life is beautiful :)

    • @BrentHollett
      @BrentHollett Před 3 lety +22

      He used one hand! Master race!

    • @user-bq2ej4ge8f
      @user-bq2ej4ge8f Před 3 lety +30

      This isn't high-level science. It's basic science. If you want advanced stuff look for PSB Space Time. Now that's high-level.

    • @biggayal4149
      @biggayal4149 Před 3 lety +4

      @Paranoid Drummer play in 5/4!

    • @FlVE
      @FlVE Před 3 lety +4

      @@user-bq2ej4ge8f most of his words go wayyy above my head but i understand enough to enjoy it.(PBS)

    • @siruglymane8343
      @siruglymane8343 Před 3 lety +1

      Anyone else somehow always read these types of comments as they’re happening on screen?

  • @kevindondrea144
    @kevindondrea144 Před 3 lety +5

    Many years ago my wife and I were walking though a suburb of Cleveland. I was telling her about how you can tell a Meteorite. I picked up a rock and was about to tell her about how light it is compared to a meteorite but I couldn't. I think we actually found a Meteorite. So I picked up another one. Same thing. I think we found 2 meteorites. I saved them, we still have them. Someday I want to take them to have them analyzed.

  • @jeffreyknutson
    @jeffreyknutson Před 5 měsíci

    Just watched this one again. And just like many of my favorite movies, I watch them like they are new. I love your videos Joe! You and your team are doing a great job!!!

  • @lordodysseus
    @lordodysseus Před 3 lety +18

    I loved that little tangent about Signs. And your wrong moon joke was really great. I'm giggling on the bus.

  • @chadwickmccarty4944
    @chadwickmccarty4944 Před 3 lety +93

    Ah ha so 'Journey to the Center of the Earth' was correct! Darn that Verne was a visionary & perhaps thirsty.

  • @therocinante3443
    @therocinante3443 Před 3 lety +1

    I haven't watched this channel for quite a while (though I DO watch every single OLF.) Joe Scott is the man, I love this guy and I don't even know him. That's how awesome he is.

  • @leojaramillo6618
    @leojaramillo6618 Před 3 lety +2

    This is literally my favorite and best channel ever!

  • @BrentHollett
    @BrentHollett Před 3 lety +397

    "the wrong moon".
    Was this entire video created to make that joke?

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. Před 3 lety +91

      Did he really planet?

    • @albertbokor6643
      @albertbokor6643 Před 3 lety +12

      Always has been.

    • @jmitterii2
      @jmitterii2 Před 3 lety +6

      I can imagine every astronomy teacher/professor/instructor now using that line when discussing meteors.
      "Today we're going to learn some Greek!"

    • @NathanKliem
      @NathanKliem Před 3 lety +12

      Tangent Cam.... best and longest lead up to a joke

    • @joescott
      @joescott  Před 3 lety +190

      I was fairly proud of that one.

  • @charlesowiredu-gyening632

    I just love his videos.
    Spent the whole of last week watching every single one of them. If our lecturers were like you, we’d never even try to miss class.

  • @bradwessel9338
    @bradwessel9338 Před 3 lety +1

    Dude, your humor is getting better. Love it! Keep up the good work. ☑️

  • @mitchellbarnow1709
    @mitchellbarnow1709 Před 3 lety

    I always wanted answers to this question. Thank you so much, Joe

  • @beardedroofer
    @beardedroofer Před 3 lety +59

    So, the water that I collect out of a fresh spring could've previously been drunk, metabolized, and vacated out of a dinosaur? Huh, imagine that.

    • @amirbahalegharn365
      @amirbahalegharn365 Před 3 lety +3

      water and honey
      both are so much used over and over again

    • @nilesbutler8638
      @nilesbutler8638 Před 3 lety +7

      Its unhygeneic, I say!
      *starts a company to market "not previously drunk and pissed out" water to rich idiots.*

    • @planetfall5056
      @planetfall5056 Před 3 lety +3

      @@control21 Constantly might be overstating it a bit. The main things that regularly break down water here on Earth are biological processes like photosynthesis and respiration, and the amount of water inside life forms at any one time is only around 0.000081 percent of the water on the planet, and of that water inside creatures only a small amount gets broken down by metabolism. The vast majority of the water in the world sits in ice sheets and deep oceans, chemically unchanging for thousands or millions of years at a time.

    • @planetfall5056
      @planetfall5056 Před 3 lety +2

      @@control21 "We are talking about the water that is or might be inside life forms at one time or another."
      That's constantly shifting. Recently used water flows into the sea and ancient water is regularly being unearthed by ice melt and the mixing of artic currents. Depending on where you are you could be drinking water that just spent several million years at the bottom of an ocean, or just spent the last decade in a life filled lake.

    • @planetfall5056
      @planetfall5056 Před 3 lety +6

      @@control21 I'm not sure where your getting that? The dinosaurs lived for over 200 million years, a not insignificant amount of water was dino piss at some point. Also, not even a single molecule? For comparison, a single gallon of water has over 10^25 molecules of water in it, and the dinosaurs made many trillions of gallons of pee over the eons, and over such a long period of time a significant amount of mixing has happened. For most people to not encounter even a signal molecule of that in their life times seems statically unlikely.

  • @polarbearliver
    @polarbearliver Před 3 lety +4

    Joe, I just wanted to say thank you for your videos. I watch a lot of CZcams videos, and yours are the ones I am genuinely excited and happy to see. Always a bright spot of my week.

  • @Asdfology
    @Asdfology Před 3 lety +32

    "you're looking at the wrong moon." best joe joke to date.

  • @gammelmor
    @gammelmor Před 3 lety

    Your humor is sooo great! I watch your channel during nights and several times I have woken up my son and husband due to my laughs out loud! I would love to watch you in videos/films and what not!!!
    Hugs from Sweden! 💑
    ❤❤❤

  • @Artak091
    @Artak091 Před 3 lety +6

    I'm a happier man knowing there's probably a little joe Scott inside me.

  • @KaiLastOfTheBrunnen-G
    @KaiLastOfTheBrunnen-G Před 3 lety +3

    I said that about Signs the first time I watched. I said to my friends "here's the most obvious (but not only) problem with this movie, if we found a planet that had sulfuric acid oceans and lakes and vapor in the atmosphere, we'd never go near it" and my friends were like "oh, yeah".

    • @bloodyneptune
      @bloodyneptune Před 2 lety +1

      They weren't aliens, they were demons. They weren't allergic to water, because of various events in the movie the water had been blessed; it was holy water. Its the generally accepted plot these days, you can find tons of articles and videos explaining it

    • @niamhfox9559
      @niamhfox9559 Před 6 měsíci

      I liked the film theory that the aliens sent down were meant to be disposable, that whatever the hell was on the ships if there was any organic beings at all didn't want them lasting for any length of time.

  • @topropebelts
    @topropebelts Před 3 lety

    My favorite of your videos so far. Fun and interesting.

  • @floridaman6643
    @floridaman6643 Před 3 lety

    Although I may not agree with everything you say I truly enjoy your personality and your takes on everything. Thank you for all the content you’ve given.

  • @JustinWillisDevil240Z
    @JustinWillisDevil240Z Před 3 lety +24

    "Thats high quality H2O"
    Waterboy reference?

    • @somosUS
      @somosUS Před 3 lety +1

      There's no way it isn't. Classic movie.

    • @coolguyhino92
      @coolguyhino92 Před 3 lety +2

      @@somosUS I don't get why people shit on Waterboy. "Blah blah Adam Sandler movie = bad, always blah blah"
      Like, nah. Waterboy, Starship Troopers, & Jurassic Park III(to a lesser degree) are 3 movies that need *WAY* more love...
      ....or at the very least, need to be shit on less.

  • @VirtusoftNI
    @VirtusoftNI Před 3 lety +4

    "What we think of as water [...] is actually a very narrow definition of what water actually is. It's kind of like what we think of light is just a narrow band of the electromagnetic spectrum" - That's some Grade-A concise science communication right there!

  • @jacktillerson6873
    @jacktillerson6873 Před 3 lety +1

    Joe’s videos are the only things that keep me sane

  • @WayneTheSeine
    @WayneTheSeine Před 3 lety

    Great production as always.

  • @So.Cal.Stacking
    @So.Cal.Stacking Před 3 lety +16

    "Non-Zero"... I see what you're doing there, Joe. 😆

    • @joescott
      @joescott  Před 3 lety +2

      That was written before the Pennsylvania court case. :)

  • @CopperChameleon
    @CopperChameleon Před 3 lety +16

    10:15 it‘s just astonishing how Jules Verne imagined („predicted“) this in his novel more than 150 years ago!

  • @cherryofficer
    @cherryofficer Před 3 lety +1

    This topic fascinates me.
    I also read that the water in the mantle could work as a ”lubricant” for tectonic plates.

  • @michaelaugustin1510
    @michaelaugustin1510 Před 3 lety +2

    since i watched this video, Joe, i've been interested in how oils are made that "sink" in water. it's interesting to me that we are just recently finding out, chemically, more about this concept. i'd be psyched to see a video about "Densiron" (apparently, used mostly in eye-surgery) and "Heavy Fuels" (in aerospace technologies). these seem to open up a wide variety of new applications for ecology and industry. BTW, nice video on water -- it obviously got me thinking about tons 'o' shit. peace.

  • @surferdude4487
    @surferdude4487 Před 3 lety +3

    Whenever I see one of Joe's videos pop up, it wets my appetite for more of his dry humour that just leaves me swimming in great information.

  • @maddycarbuncle7567
    @maddycarbuncle7567 Před 3 lety +3

    That's a TON of research crammed into a single video. Great work man!

  • @Katiethewizard
    @Katiethewizard Před 2 lety +1

    i love the reoccurring plotline that the movie Signs makes joe increasingly frustrated

  • @lostinthedark5231
    @lostinthedark5231 Před 3 lety

    I cant wait for you to hit 1m subscribers! I know its coming soon :) as always great video. Can i suggest another script reading or something similar as a special when you reach that milestone?

  • @moroni0096
    @moroni0096 Před 3 lety +14

    Get this man a million subs already 😭😭

  • @joshuaphillips4842
    @joshuaphillips4842 Před 3 lety +6

    I love how you explain in perfect detail the difference between meteors and asteroids and then moments later, start talking about comets XD

  • @markd8004
    @markd8004 Před 3 lety +1

    Great video joe!

  • @artdonovandesign
    @artdonovandesign Před 3 lety +1

    Happy Thanksgiving, Joe!
    Best wishes to you and your family and to all the "Ask Joe" viewers :)

  • @buckeyeman7631
    @buckeyeman7631 Před 3 lety +11

    I see a new Joe Scott video and I instantly give it a like!

  • @Acin75
    @Acin75 Před 3 lety +21

    As a Proctologist it is suffice to say that you have killed me with that Haemorrh- oid🤣🤣🤣🤣👍❤ perfect!

    • @Mrphilipjcook
      @Mrphilipjcook Před 3 lety +3

      If you see one through a telescope, you might be looking at Uranus.

    • @Acin75
      @Acin75 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Mrphilipjcook oh this is a good one!!🤣🤣🤣🥰👍❤😘😘😘😘😘

    • @Mrphilipjcook
      @Mrphilipjcook Před 3 lety +1

      @@Acin75 it's an older joke, but it holds up.

  • @denniskessler7983
    @denniskessler7983 Před 3 lety

    Hey Joe. I love ALL videos and can't wait until your 1M subscribers video. Can you do a teaser on what's to come? I'm sure it will be great. And, congratulations in advance on 1M.

  • @brianinconceivable5520

    This one blew my mind Joe. You are a champion.

  • @ashleycastro6014
    @ashleycastro6014 Před 3 lety +3

    "It is the mucas that binds us"... When that clip popped in I lost it lol :)

  • @DavidF3
    @DavidF3 Před 3 lety +14

    This was one of the most fascinating Joe videos ever for me. I really didn't expect this topic to be so mind blowing.

    • @Laviolette101
      @Laviolette101 Před 3 lety +1

      The source of water in and on earth fascinated me as well.. That there is more water in than on the earth due to tectonic plates shifting surprised me.

  • @robcrawford7780
    @robcrawford7780 Před 3 lety

    Best video evah! Thanx Joe.

  • @chrisnotnice6293
    @chrisnotnice6293 Před 3 lety

    Great vid man💪

  • @science.and.beyond
    @science.and.beyond Před 3 lety +12

    Fun fact: The water you use to drink and brush your teeth has passed through the urinary tract of dinosaurs and other animals countless times

  • @noobtoob7733
    @noobtoob7733 Před 3 lety +6

    lol The cutaway clip to Ace Ventura was perfection

  • @jamesbond_007
    @jamesbond_007 Před 2 lety +1

    Such a great video -- incredibly interesting -- I had no idea that LHB was no longer in vogue as the source of water. Thanks Joe!!!

  • @ahvavee
    @ahvavee Před 3 lety

    Consistent quality of quality...👍👏

  • @Brigtzen
    @Brigtzen Před 3 lety +5

    Damn, the more you know i guess.
    So fucin interesting i love this omg

  • @IntrepidFraidyCat
    @IntrepidFraidyCat Před 3 lety +3

    Interesting stuff, Joe, thanks! 🌊💧💦

    • @SagittechTelecom
      @SagittechTelecom Před 3 lety +1

      Wait how is your comment saying 3 days ago? When the video is only 30 mins old

    • @ailabridarath5312
      @ailabridarath5312 Před 3 lety +1

      @@SagittechTelecom Patreon Bro

  • @BrightestBlessings7899

    That was brilliant! Thanks Joe!

  • @wordalex1
    @wordalex1 Před 3 lety

    Hey Joe. I’ve been watching your channel for a while now! (Seems like a million years since Covid). Anyway great stuff! Love the subject matter generally. I’m a huge fan of all things astronomy and James Webb frickin telescope and Planet 9 etc. I like your vlogging style (maybe a tad corny at times) but that’s part of the charm! Also I wouldn’t mind some fresh tchotchkes on the shelf in the background occasionally!
    Quick suggestion for a possible vid - what if we could calculate the exact mass and size and features of a hypothetical Planet 9 that would currently sustain life in some form? What would it look like? Is it theoretically even possible? If a scientist could design the perfect planet in that location, is it possible? Anyway you get the idea. I think it would be a fun thought experiment.
    Keep up the great work!

  • @wankovich
    @wankovich Před 3 lety +6

    13:12 that had me rollin🤣

  • @garypalmer997
    @garypalmer997 Před 3 lety +162

    Correction 71% "and growing" of the Earths surface is covered in water.

    • @ztechrepairs
      @ztechrepairs Před 3 lety +3

      Damn lol

    • @tomgucwa7319
      @tomgucwa7319 Před 3 lety +2

      Ok 71%..r u sure ?..and is that plus 6% fresh water ? Or all water ,on earth ? To me the only important number is " fresh water" drinkable , good for crops , and of the total fresh water ...how much is ice ? How much is say 100 feet below the surface , or otherwise out of reach- lakes under ice , or bound up in trees in south america ?

    • @beardedroofer
      @beardedroofer Před 3 lety +3

      Cool, it's a good thing I know how to swim.

    • @czehlargergely9178
      @czehlargergely9178 Před 3 lety +1

      That's deep like the mariana trench. And it's keep getting deeper.

    • @joshuatraffanstedt2695
      @joshuatraffanstedt2695 Před 3 lety +5

      Growing? Hows it growing? Water is still magically hitting the surface of the earth from space?
      Dude, the same amount of water has been here for billions of years. Now whether it's in a solid, liquid, or gaseous (vapor) state is a different matter altogether. I think you're a little confused on what it is you're trying to say.

  • @terryhalsteadgamer
    @terryhalsteadgamer Před 3 lety

    Excellent video!

  • @-fuk57
    @-fuk57 Před 3 lety +1

    Thank you for defining.
    You 'rock"!

  • @mikedupman5538
    @mikedupman5538 Před 3 lety +6

    "Comet theory does still get talked about but its kinda hanging on by the skin of its teeth", I don't know why but I instantly thought of Megadeth!!

  • @monstadable
    @monstadable Před 3 lety +6

    Hemorrhoids are from Uranus

  • @YannMetalhead
    @YannMetalhead Před 3 lety

    Great video as always.

  • @yasminister2011
    @yasminister2011 Před 2 lety +1

    This video was so thought provoking! I never really thought about the middle of the earth and its’ significance. Into the labyrinth of the internet I go…

  • @20_percent
    @20_percent Před 3 lety +8

    If you’re going through rough times, please don’t give up.
    Better times are coming ❤️

  • @juddotto3660
    @juddotto3660 Před 3 lety +23

    I'd be real mad if we were just an alien reservoir

    • @GeorgeNoiseless
      @GeorgeNoiseless Před 3 lety +12

      As you should be, that would mean the neglectful assholes never clean out the tank!

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 Před 3 lety +6

      @@GeorgeNoiseless we could make a religion out of this

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Před 3 lety +5

      Don't worry, we're not. We're actually a supercomputer invented by mice trying to calculate the meaning of life.

  • @wolffgang101
    @wolffgang101 Před 3 lety +1

    I was always confused with asteroids, meteoroids, and meteorites. The simple explanation helped

  • @Northbound040
    @Northbound040 Před 3 lety

    First 60 seconds of the video and I already love it. Awesome!

  • @pelagic6
    @pelagic6 Před 3 lety +9

    Short answer, and will be for a long long time = we aren't exactly sure

  • @jgcornell
    @jgcornell Před 3 lety +9

    "I've had some kidney stone issues ...", oh, this must be his TMI channel ...

  • @actnowordreamon6774
    @actnowordreamon6774 Před 3 lety

    Don't give up ... your videos are very good ...

  • @JanB1605
    @JanB1605 Před 3 lety +8

    "12 (fluid) ounces per cubic meter"
    ...so ~355mL per cubic meter if we stick with metric. ;)

    • @wolfvale7863
      @wolfvale7863 Před 3 lety +1

      Thank you!
      Joe tossing units around like he just don't care!

  • @z0mb1e564
    @z0mb1e564 Před 3 lety +5

    Thank you for making fun of Signs... I left the theater from that movie genuinely pissed off because of how amazingly stupid that movie was.

    • @bloodyneptune
      @bloodyneptune Před 2 lety

      They weren't aliens, they were demons. They weren't allergic to water, because of various events in the movie the water had been blessed; it was holy water. Its the generally accepted plot these days, you can find tons of articles and videos explaining it

  • @carriemorley356
    @carriemorley356 Před 3 lety

    Joe- you rockin it buddy! Still. Keep it up and btw....
    THANK YOU JOE you, you!

  • @BlackOpMercyGaming
    @BlackOpMercyGaming Před 11 měsíci

    1 of the reasons I like coming back and watching old videos is pointing at hypotheses that have since been confirmed

  • @sccur
    @sccur Před 3 lety +18

    I'm so scared of getting kidney stones.

    • @demon4511
      @demon4511 Před 3 lety +3

      Kidney stones were my biggest fear until I got kidney stones (twice in a damn month!)
      At the hospital the docs were not 100% sure if it was kidney stones, and listed off some other potential issues that sounded far, far worse. I will spare you.
      I hope this helps :D

    • @Videot99
      @Videot99 Před 3 lety +2

      I've got 4 right now. Fortunately they are stationary and not blocking anything, so there's little pain, but one of them is causing damage. Looks like it's the knife for me, cutting in through the back to get to it. Yuk.

    • @baneverything5580
      @baneverything5580 Před 3 lety

      You should be more afraid of water according to Al Gore. I say we start turning the rising seas into hydrogen and oxygen to save Miami.

    • @GeorgeNoiseless
      @GeorgeNoiseless Před 3 lety +5

      Consider adjusting your diet accordingly! You are, _very literally,_ what you eat.

    • @brandoncarson905
      @brandoncarson905 Před 3 lety +1

      Worst pain I've ever had - wouldn't wish it on anyone.

  • @elihaugh4162
    @elihaugh4162 Před 3 lety +3

    Answers with Joe: “Why is water wet?”
    Me: life is great!

  • @mychannelfornow
    @mychannelfornow Před 3 lety

    I loved the water-choke at the end!

  • @davemcbeardface8976
    @davemcbeardface8976 Před 2 lety

    I've listened to this a few times now, and my mind is still blown

  • @andie_pants
    @andie_pants Před 3 lety +5

    6:29 _ba-dum-tss!_

  • @gregvarner9562
    @gregvarner9562 Před 3 lety +4

    The "looking at the wrong moon" joke gave me an Excedrin headache......

  • @kidchalleen4250
    @kidchalleen4250 Před 3 lety +1

    YOu got me to laugh many times in this, the -Oid joke I didn't expect, props.

  • @thehood4245
    @thehood4245 Před 3 lety

    This is my absolute favorite video

  • @TNThot
    @TNThot Před 3 lety +6

    So Godzilla is real; just stuck down in the core for now.

    • @josephj7387
      @josephj7387 Před 3 lety +2

      I know right! Godzilla and all other journey to the center of the earth plots not looking too thin now huh!