Hermitcraft Season 10 - EP14 - Minecraft VANDALISM?

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  • čas přidán 19. 06. 2024
  • We get an update on Half Food sales, vandalize a wall, meet with the wood collective, answer some questions and more!
    If you want to win a FREE Hermitcraft TCG Booster box, send the answer to this episode's question to: HermitcraftTCGcontest@outlook.com
    And don't forget to follow the link to check out today's Beefy Tune:
    • Dire Straits - Sultans...
    Hermitcraft Logo by @DnatorGames
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    #hermitcraft #hermitcrafts10 #minecraft
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Komentáře • 401

  • @honeydragon3909
    @honeydragon3909 Před 2 měsíci +639

    lmao beef and xB planning fraud to get trophies is GREAT

    • @izzyliberty8720
      @izzyliberty8720 Před 2 měsíci +49

      there is no system the hermits won't try to game! glad these two are the first I'm seeing on it though lol

    • @rmthrfckr
      @rmthrfckr Před 2 měsíci +29

      I mean, even if they try to fraud to get a lot of trophies they still got to pay to get it, x will be happy i guess lol😂

    • @metalnut92
      @metalnut92 Před 2 měsíci +21

      They're essentially going out of their way to pay higher taxes!

    • @adamh1228
      @adamh1228 Před 2 měsíci +3

      SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR THE PERMIT OFFICE!

    • @Electricwinddickjab
      @Electricwinddickjab Před 2 měsíci +1

      ⁠@@adamh1228 Big salmon has inside man on the permit office so maybe not

  • @Mkharis257
    @Mkharis257 Před 2 měsíci +214

    Beef with Iskall shady dealings: 😡
    Beef with his own shady dealings: 🤭

  • @chinadollcd4
    @chinadollcd4 Před 2 měsíci +390

    Skizzleman's Cub impression is IMMACULATE! 🤣😂

    • @hidankazuya8401
      @hidankazuya8401 Před 2 měsíci +2

      true dat..

    • @eldroskandar
      @eldroskandar Před 2 měsíci +9

      That's the third time I see it, and it impresses me each time.

    • @SharkUte
      @SharkUte Před 2 měsíci +3

      I was so confused and thought it was actually Cub talking on the first sentence, so good !

    • @sgoldendragon3603
      @sgoldendragon3603 Před 2 měsíci +7

      I'd really like to see him walk up to Cub and start doing it. Or better yet, walk up to Cub and someone else, and start talking to the someone else like that and just see what happens.

  • @PRINCEofNONE
    @PRINCEofNONE Před 2 měsíci +157

    Skizz: “I’m going to wear my emotions on my sleeve.”
    Also Skizz: Has no sleeves

    • @bobosaurus331
      @bobosaurus331 Před 2 měsíci +1

      He simply has no emotions until he puts on a top

  • @therancidpizzabox2977
    @therancidpizzabox2977 Před 2 měsíci +416

    Doc: I’m a dictator
    Iskall: I’m a trickster
    Beef: I’m a farmer 👨‍🌾

  • @lomiification
    @lomiification Před 2 měsíci +218

    Uh ohs. The man has forgotten his wife's name and needs us to remind him

    • @oskai10
      @oskai10 Před 2 měsíci +25

      Someone is sleeping on the couch tonight

    • @Draeyx
      @Draeyx Před 2 měsíci +10

      Professor Oak of Minecraft

    • @olencone4005
      @olencone4005 Před 2 měsíci +58

      We'll know he's in danger if next episode's question is "When is my wedding anniversary?" 😅

    • @flywoods1785
      @flywoods1785 Před 2 měsíci +16

      *Iskall voice* well he is getting older

  • @robling1937
    @robling1937 Před 2 měsíci +280

    Impulse is a genius for the walls to let other hermits do graffiti. I love seeing people add stuff.

    • @TheSobernaut
      @TheSobernaut Před 2 měsíci +20

      That was a BDubs idea.

    • @boit7258
      @boit7258 Před 2 měsíci

      meanwhile Doc with his perimeter

  • @colleenlavigne2196
    @colleenlavigne2196 Před 2 měsíci +144

    “Joe Hills Away!” He’s a treasure 😂.
    Great Beefy tune this week! Learned Sultans from Guitar Hero and it’s great!

  • @baosia
    @baosia Před 2 měsíci +177

    Doc: You need to stock!
    Beef: I think... a vacation

  • @beneighinger8995
    @beneighinger8995 Před 2 měsíci +75

    I love how a simple joke on day 1 turns into a season long bit.

  • @ashtondoublet8334
    @ashtondoublet8334 Před 2 měsíci +40

    "I would Remove beds"
    *angry bdubs noises over the wheat fields*😅

  • @imogens7281
    @imogens7281 Před 2 měsíci +128

    Love the Big Salmon of course, but would also love some Three Fox Hole graffiti if you get the urge to be a vandal again!

  • @Foxeyify
    @Foxeyify Před 2 měsíci +70

    Honestly, it's like the Hermits have an unwritten rule to always check the ender chest when someone else opens the ender chest. 😅
    I know it's force of habit but it gets me every time.

    • @m0llux
      @m0llux Před 2 měsíci +13

      Have to make sure that nobody steals something out of your ender chest, amirite!?

  • @afiott
    @afiott Před 2 měsíci +63

    I feel like the warped and crimson trees popping up in your base is a message to start selling it

    • @rowanhensley3615
      @rowanhensley3615 Před 2 měsíci +13

      Could be, but the underground wart block makes me think it's just someone farming them in a cave. They can grow through blocks like that.

    • @afiott
      @afiott Před 2 měsíci +10

      @@rowanhensley3615 interesting. Funny how it's right under his base

  • @Osmotic
    @Osmotic Před 2 měsíci +58

    Beef! Big Salmon needs a skyscraper in the Impulse/Bdubs city. Or at least some billboards

  • @sirtainlee8725
    @sirtainlee8725 Před 2 měsíci +14

    I'm stunned by Skizzle's Cub. I started thinking he used his actual voice!

  • @Tuubbbs
    @Tuubbbs Před 2 měsíci +109

    The graffiti wall is such a great idea! I love seeing the hermits working on small scale/pixel art style builds

  • @XannMagus
    @XannMagus Před 2 měsíci +35

    I love how this whole salmon thing grew from an off-hand conversation on day 1 LOL

  • @chilly7932
    @chilly7932 Před 2 měsíci +14

    “Is this fungus growing in my fields?” - Beef
    “My guy Its a reminder, I need this stuff. Get to choppin!” - Someone on the server probably

  • @ethanwinchester6601
    @ethanwinchester6601 Před 2 měsíci +26

    You could start fining people for buying food from villagers. Those villagers don't have permits to sell food, lol.

    • @villian1208
      @villian1208 Před 2 měsíci +1

      That's... actually brilliant and true! 😂

  • @jordanluke73
    @jordanluke73 Před 2 měsíci +58

    I've seen a lot of Minceraft tutorials in my time but a 'how to of accounting fraud and vandalism' in one video is great, Thanks Beef and xB I gunna use this at work

  • @Paravetje
    @Paravetje Před 2 měsíci +18

    22:22 I've got a sneeking suspicion that you have been growing the nether trees underground and they grew through the ground upward, and that's how that got there.

  • @kayleighlehrman9566
    @kayleighlehrman9566 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Fourth time watching the Big Wood/Salmon/Hand Puppet meeting and it's still hilarious.

  • @MinyTheUnicorn
    @MinyTheUnicorn Před 2 měsíci +3

    plot twist:
    He's been calling her honey for so long he's forgotten it. XD

  • @jimmyfrost2091
    @jimmyfrost2091 Před 2 měsíci +28

    That Salmon Graffiti time-lapse music was so choice.

  • @danielom8446
    @danielom8446 Před 2 měsíci +14

    Beef and xB's food business is an interesting story seed, Beef as an organic, all natural farmer is corrupted by the profits brought by xB's uncouth side of the business, and, similarly to big Salmon, Beef becomes a corporate stooge alongside xB, and as equal partners they try and monopolize all food on the server, just like in real like, this capitalistic enterprise will lead to ecological destruction in the pursuit of profit.

  • @exooo6306
    @exooo6306 Před 2 měsíci +23

    Hearing beef talk about the mindcrack felt so refreshing. Grew up watching all of them when i was like 10 and i even met mr beef a long time ago. and now that im 20, its nice to see that beef is still going.

  • @OscarLT321
    @OscarLT321 Před 2 měsíci +25

    I would agree with Beef on no skipping the night, only if nights were a 1/3 of the day instead of half

    • @samo4648
      @samo4648 Před 2 měsíci +5

      At first I didn't like the idea but thinking about it, it would force people to creatively light up very large areas and I think it could look pretty cool

    • @rowanhensley3615
      @rowanhensley3615 Před 2 měsíci +1

      It's actually not half! Night lasts a little over 8 minutes out of the 20 minute day/night cycle. So it is pretty close to 1/3 already!

    • @fhtraveler
      @fhtraveler Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@rowanhensley3615 I did the math with mods. Minecraft days are 20 minutes (24 in-game hours, each being 50 real-world seconds) long, and the portion of the daylight cycle that the game considers to be nighttime (i.e. allows the player to sleep under normal conditions) lasts from 6:32 PM to 5:28 AM, which is *approximately 45%.*

    • @bobosaurus331
      @bobosaurus331 Před 2 měsíci

      Yeah, it is too easy to remove all the danger night brings

  • @m0llux
    @m0llux Před 2 měsíci +8

    Everytime I hear xB talk I just get happier. This guy's positive energy is contagious!

  • @SuperMike2507
    @SuperMike2507 Před 2 měsíci +17

    Sultans Of Swing is great choice for beefytune of the week. Mark Knopfler is probably one of the best guitarists alive

  • @selinesbeau
    @selinesbeau Před 2 měsíci +21

    For a second I thought he was gonna put a big mindcrack logo on the wall. Wanna potato on a stick Bdubs?

  • @walover165
    @walover165 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Beef with the Dire Straits, legendary!

  • @TheGangstertoast27
    @TheGangstertoast27 Před 2 měsíci +40

    Hey Beef, as a Farmer myself, I can tell you that the word you were searching for when you were clearing out the fungus disease on your wheat farm actually is „fungicide“. You were totally right: Insectides against unwanted insects, and fungicides are against fungi. These products are extremly important for protecting all kinds of crops (in my case apples) in order to produce enough and healthy food for the world population!
    So good on you that you got rid of your problem for now. But think about investing in some proper chemical spraying systems if you want to continue to feed the Server!
    Of course your food is hand harvestet and all that, but in order to produce good fruits and weed you have to use modern technologies. Organic farms are also using insecticeds and fungicides, just made out of different ingredients.
    Keep going and good luck with your harvest!

    • @mythsofconfusion6973
      @mythsofconfusion6973 Před 2 měsíci

      No, you're just poisoning your customers with that crap... and killing bees with insecticide, good luck getting apples without bees...

    • @jelmerbff
      @jelmerbff Před 2 měsíci +7

      ​@@mythsofconfusion6973right, if that was the case he'd be bankrupt since he wouldn't have any more apples to sell -.- you've read one uncredited and unsourced article for 3 minutes and you think you know it all....
      I'm not saying ALL "icides" are good but by far the majority is not bad either. It's all about moderation but for people nowadays it has to be either black or white...

    • @mythsofconfusion6973
      @mythsofconfusion6973 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@jelmerbff no, my grandparents have bees, so I know that pesticides are bad for bees...

    • @jelmerbff
      @jelmerbff Před 2 měsíci

      @@mythsofconfusion6973 right, if bees are exposed to pesticides they can die. However there are measures you can take to prevent that. Use pesticides in the evening when the bees are in their hives. Use certain types of pesticides that don't leave a lot of residue. Put hives in a safe location... Like there's a lot that can be done

  • @milesweckerle
    @milesweckerle Před 2 měsíci +54

    "I was waiting for you to finish Doc" -VintageBeef 2024

    • @arthurdent5357
      @arthurdent5357 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Leaving the comma out gave that sentence a whole new meaning.

  • @nalue220
    @nalue220 Před 2 měsíci +15

    Big Salmon- the best lore

  • @brittany1049
    @brittany1049 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Why is Skizz so GOOD at that!? 😂

  • @johnnyshortfor
    @johnnyshortfor Před 2 měsíci +2

    I love the unsettling music Beef uses for every Big Salmon bit XD also I think by the end of this season, Beef's gonna be able to depict a salmon in minecraft in his sleep...

  • @omac425
    @omac425 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Pretty sure the fungus at 22:00 is caused by you growing the trees right under that spot and they might somehow go up to the surface.

  • @thomasfplm
    @thomasfplm Před 2 měsíci +1

    20:52
    Beds could stay to change the re-spawn point, all you'd need to do would be to change the number of players to pass the night back to everyone.

  • @fatesend8637
    @fatesend8637 Před 2 měsíci +6

    What if a big Salmon headquarters was built in the cyberpunk city?

  • @unattributed1641
    @unattributed1641 Před 2 měsíci +1

    21:56 - Someone is growing Crimson and Warped trees underground, and the type are showing up in your field. I learned this the hard way.... ;) I thought obsidian would stop them from growing, but it turns out the grow through any blocks up to their maximum height. The word pay is they only replace air blocks, and not the other blocks.

  • @alexanderray77
    @alexanderray77 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Love the choice of beefy tune. Knopfler always makes it look so effortless when he plays. Like he’s doing his shopping list in his head.

  • @dandalfthewizard2220
    @dandalfthewizard2220 Před 2 měsíci +2

    i love how an off handed comment on day 1 has turned into a multi-episode troll

  • @grondhero
    @grondhero Před 2 měsíci +1

    Dire Straits - "Sultans of Swing" is the first recommendation Beef has given that I actually heard of and grew up listening to. 😆

  • @jaydensydes3478
    @jaydensydes3478 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Removing beds is the most based possible answer.
    That update changed the vibe forever.

  • @spaceimplosion
    @spaceimplosion Před 2 měsíci +1

    Beef's voice is so soothing i fell asleep last night watching the episode 😭 but im back the next morning to finish it 😤👍🏼

  • @waawee1598
    @waawee1598 Před 2 měsíci +1

    i started watching beef when i was in middle school, i’m now in my third year of university, came back to see how my childhood was doing, Still inspiring and entertaining

  • @EliteEpicGamerz
    @EliteEpicGamerz Před 2 měsíci +2

    Skizz's cub impression is so spot on oh my god thats so funny

  • @ninjasuperman9538
    @ninjasuperman9538 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Guitar George knows all they cords
    I freaking love Dire Straits

  • @Ballerheiko
    @Ballerheiko Před 2 měsíci

    I'd love to see a hommage to the 1UP crew on the graffiti wall. You can spot 1UP Graffitis in the most curious spots in the world, it would be so fun to see a bow to the Kings of the Artform on the Hermitcraft Graffitiwall.

  • @redhead_bebs
    @redhead_bebs Před 2 měsíci +2

    It is still so crazy to me that one joke in episode 1 spiraled into a fish related plotline mentioned in every episode. 😂

  • @marniejane11
    @marniejane11 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I'm loving the whole Big Salmon dark side arc! 😂
    The graffiti is gorgeous!

  • @qocket
    @qocket Před 2 měsíci +2

    Good Beefy Tune today! Sultans of Swing is a banger and by complete coincidence I listened to it only yesterday!

  • @southsteff
    @southsteff Před 2 měsíci +2

    Best beefy tunes recommendation ever.
    Alchemy version is siiiick!

    • @ninja_tony
      @ninja_tony Před měsícem

      Definitely, one of the best live performances ever.

  • @Van-dq4sw
    @Van-dq4sw Před 2 měsíci +1

    ...now I really want someone to remake Nyan Cat but with that Big Salmon graffiti. Swimming through space going splish splash.
    Splish Fish.

  • @larinanne
    @larinanne Před 2 měsíci +3

    Please keep the Beefy Tunes coming! Sultans of Swing is an absolute jam 🎵

  • @analogbunny
    @analogbunny Před 2 měsíci +4

    Incoming Elybeatmaker Nyancat/Beef mashup. Maybe an "oooOOOooo-fish"? Some fish swimming through space as Beef does his trademark reaction sound?

  • @mateo_sid
    @mateo_sid Před 2 měsíci +1

    seeing that bop dance of yours in third person on skizz's video was marvellous!

  • @jenniferandersen3646
    @jenniferandersen3646 Před 2 měsíci

    I love how some random off the cuff utterance of Doc on day one has become Beef's whole identity this season. That's just great. When you going to change your name to VintageSalmon, Beef?

  • @popsicle33
    @popsicle33 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Sultans of swing is a great song.

  • @Mack-gg7ix
    @Mack-gg7ix Před 2 měsíci

    "Filled up with salmon"😂😂😂.. caught me off guard 🤣

  • @rowanhensley3615
    @rowanhensley3615 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I wonder if someone has a nether tree farm in a cave under your field? Nether trees can grow very tall and can grow through other blocks without removing them, which looks like what happened here. If there was a dirt block missing, or a pocket of water, that would explain the underground wart block as well.

  • @masonchalmers9372
    @masonchalmers9372 Před 2 měsíci

    As someone who love graffiti, that time lapse was done just life a graff video. I don't know if that was intentional but awesome.

  • @thaiannezuchelli2008
    @thaiannezuchelli2008 Před 2 měsíci +1

    some one arrest beef. don't use coal as fuel! hahahahha all the torches to light up every space.

  • @LocoNeedAChickenWing
    @LocoNeedAChickenWing Před měsícem

    Watching TCG come to the real world was amazing.

  • @JHoboman
    @JHoboman Před 2 měsíci

    Big salmon should include all the hermits that were fishing by Grians dock when Impulse caught the mending book.

  • @infiniteelephants
    @infiniteelephants Před 2 měsíci

    Recommending people to listen to Dire Straits is so funny to me. Especially as someone who is sometimes stuck listening to commercial radio in Australia, where you would think we are still in the 80s

  • @sirtainlee8725
    @sirtainlee8725 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Make a deal with another Hermit to chop your wood for you. Give him/her half the diamonds. You get half the diamonds for absolutely no work.
    Put up an ad, "looking for a side job? Hermit rent too much for a single income? See Vincent Beefaroni at the following address..."

  • @Ronanelm
    @Ronanelm Před 2 měsíci +1

    The BIG SALMON looks so good!

  • @Qualary
    @Qualary Před 2 měsíci

    My dad and I went to see Dire Straits in concert in my young teens. It was such a good show and will always be a cherished memory

  • @Veekmon
    @Veekmon Před 2 měsíci +2

    i'm guessing someone's growing those nether trees underneath that blob at your wheat farm, they grow up to 27 blocks tall and don't care if there's blocks in the way

  • @timweyer2237
    @timweyer2237 Před měsícem

    Beef - *Notices red under wheat farm* "What is that?" *Digs it out* "Maybe I should dig down? Nah, it's fine."
    Me - Freaking out about this more than the OWNER OF THE FARM "Yes! Dig down and investigate this!"
    😫 You worry me Beef. I strongly advise checking this sort of thing out immediately after finding it's Especially given this is the SECOND fungal breakout IN THE SAME PLACE

  • @drunkenhobo8020
    @drunkenhobo8020 Před 2 měsíci

    Surely "Money for Nothing" would have been a better Dire Straits song for this episode, considering the payment Beef got from xB's golden carrot sales!

  • @jaqsre
    @jaqsre Před 2 měsíci +3

    i think i’m a little too invested in Big Salmon. i saw that graffiti in impulses video and got ecstatic 😭

  • @MacroAggressor
    @MacroAggressor Před 2 měsíci +1

    Frogleap Studios' cover of Sultans of Swing is _PHENOMENAL!_

  • @moonlit_sky127
    @moonlit_sky127 Před 2 měsíci

    7:44 thats me !! so sorry i didnt see this sooner, i've watched the video but i guess i missed my name being said !
    responded to the email sent today, thank you again so much for doing this

  • @rileykass1563
    @rileykass1563 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I love watching Xb and Beef scheme 😂
    FYI, you'd need a fungicide to take care of your wheat fields (I grew up on dairy and potato farms), hopefully that takes care of the problem! ❤

  • @gogatsukun6893
    @gogatsukun6893 Před 2 měsíci

    Hi beef! I saw you from gem's vid and i really really loved your builds, especially the basement and the not so hidden storage room.
    And I actually would like to suggest something that will really help improve your base a lot.
    The farm looks kind of plain and unnatural so I suggest putting grass/tall grass on the path to make it look more overgrown, since you were going for a countryside vibes i think it would significantly make your build countrier

  • @bexabeast_youtube
    @bexabeast_youtube Před 2 měsíci

    The crimson and warped nylium grows up from where you are farming it 😂.

  • @dirtylabrat958
    @dirtylabrat958 Před 2 měsíci

    Three Fox Hole deserves a corner of Impulse and BDubs cyberpunk city.

  • @GPLB
    @GPLB Před 2 měsíci

    Great song suggestion! Sultans of swing has such a good guitar lick

  • @LITTLEREDBEAR917
    @LITTLEREDBEAR917 Před měsícem

    i'm in trouble with my 4 year old for laughing at the grafitti, we don't laugh at such beautiful fish! lol it looked great

  • @NuclearVera
    @NuclearVera Před 2 měsíci

    Love the Dire Straits!! Me and my friends always sing along with sultans of swing and money for nothing, with an air guitar and a air drum set ofcourse!

  • @brendanj6272
    @brendanj6272 Před 2 měsíci

    In case anybody wants to know, the song that played over the timelapse was Rich in the 80s by DivKid.

  • @annsofiehansen2111
    @annsofiehansen2111 Před 2 měsíci

    I would like to say that I was surprised when Beef made a graffiti salmon, but I would be lying 😂

  • @thehotwheelsreviews
    @thehotwheelsreviews Před 2 měsíci +1

    beef! keralis collected honey bottle profits, without setting a cut aside. you should talk to him about it.

  • @FharishAhmedPortfolio
    @FharishAhmedPortfolio Před 2 měsíci +4

    What's the opposite?
    ModernChicken? 🤔

    • @azetac_
      @azetac_ Před 2 měsíci +2

      ContemporaryPork

  • @Arseniy_Arsenicum
    @Arseniy_Arsenicum Před 2 měsíci

    "If you could tell me my wife's name, I would be really happy... To award you a TCG pack!"...
    I really thought for a second, that dementia got you... That Iskall's zingers took their toll...

  • @Valenspire
    @Valenspire Před 2 měsíci

    Your graffiti is my favorite so far, definitely the right call to use plain blocks to create that spray painted look! one could always go over and add some textured blocks to show weathering.

  • @Mr-Zapz
    @Mr-Zapz Před 2 měsíci

    My guess is there is a tree farm under the fields, and the bit poking up is the treetops.

  • @carsontubb1010
    @carsontubb1010 Před 2 měsíci +4

    NO BEEF THATS LAUNDERING!!!

  • @Carl729ae
    @Carl729ae Před 2 měsíci

    Wow, Beefy Throwback.... Sultans of Swing - LOVE it! :)

  • @AvenRox
    @AvenRox Před 2 měsíci +2

    Oh, so now the grocery store is an accounting fraud scheme lmao yeah that tracks

  • @tisjstme5315
    @tisjstme5315 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing, is a good song.
    So far this is the only song I have known.

  • @jonathancartwright5184
    @jonathancartwright5184 Před 2 měsíci

    Best Beefy Tune Yet!!!
    Thanks for all the content I’m loving this season!

  • @DaisyBroderz
    @DaisyBroderz Před 2 měsíci

    I love that you show things from season 9 i get to see what I missed out on 🥰

  • @bensay8442
    @bensay8442 Před 2 měsíci

    I think we all knew big salmon was going to make an appearance on the wall

  • @eloquentornot
    @eloquentornot Před 2 měsíci +1

    I love the Big Salmon pixel art!! And the fungi on the farm is interesting, I wonder what's going on there!

  • @eMe_peridot_hare
    @eMe_peridot_hare Před 2 měsíci

    So many good collab moments in this episode, what a delight!

  • @mandyhardin-yv7yw
    @mandyhardin-yv7yw Před 2 měsíci

    I was very fortunate to see Dire Straits in concert. It was so awesome!!!