SAO Abridged: "No need to wonder where your god is.... cause he's right here! And he's fresh out of mercy..." source: / @swe #SAO #SAOABRIDGED #ABRIDGEDKIRITO
He literally could've avoided an ass beating if he just said something like "This one dumb bitch I killed for talking smack" instead of just being a dense protagonist moron who stuttered instead of just saying the truth. Then again it wouldn't be Kirito Abridged if there wasn't an absurd level of stupidity involved sooooo.......par for the course I guess.
I think the best part of this is there isn't any pain suppression from those strikes. He isn't in any danger, but still feeling ALL of them. So he is in such a hysterical bloodthirsty giggling rage that he just doesn't CARE.
You still treat it like a video game, he is significantly higher level than them, which allows his heath to regenerate faster than they can hit him, this also means his defense is high enough to mitigate the damage to a degree he can still tank it with his passive regen. Kirito is getting the equivalent to playing with puppies and kittens, a few minor scratches that will heal, for him its instant regen.
@Renegadebane the hilarious part is he isn't even a tank. He's a front line assault type. He has only basic tank attributes and that is overpowered compared to these guys.
Works better for Asuna in season 2, but yeah... Asuna paints a visceral picture of herself chillin in an intestinal pashmina, staring at the piked skull of her principle enemy, jamming to the gutteral screams of the brokeback bastard on her Spotify, while vibin to the gratuitously warm environment of her scorched earth tactics... The girl knows what flavor of yandere she is, I know that much!
@@NoNameAtAll2 A race in this version of Alfheim Online. They all apparently used some version of the name "Kirito", so that by the time Abridged! Kirito joined the game, he had to spend hours figuring out a name, before settling on "xvx_K1r1t0_xvx_KillMe". It later turns out that the whole race was genocideded by a loony Kirito fangirl _because_ they all dared to use his name.
@@Thoralmirthat’s not what happened. They were genocides by the sylphs because the founding Kirito tried to get the arguing couple to talk to each other
This guy thought he was going up against laughing coffin, but he still just brought himself and a small child, are you sure we wanna mess with this guy?
Sorcerer: "Bro, why aren't you healing us?!" Cleric: "I didn't prepare healing spells today and I'm sick of your bitching. Sort it out yourselves. I've got some shit to work through." Fighter: "Wait.. WHAT?!!" Cleric: *FLAMESTRIKE. FLAMESTRIKE. FLAMESTRIKE. DIVINE INTERVENTION. WARCRIME. WARCRIME. WARCRIME. FLAMESTRIKE. MACE. MACE. MACE. MACE. MACE. MACE. MACE. MACE.* Rest of the party: 😨😨😨😨 Cheerful, Tired, Bloodstained Cleric: "Ahh I feel soo much better. After six months travelling with you shitgibbons you have no IDEA how fucking cathartic that was."
@@RoxyGotMoxy. honestly that reminded me of abridged zangetsu saying "no wonder he talked so much about it, throwing you was cathartic" after yeeting ichigo on their battle
I love how tryhard this line is because it perfeclty fits Abridged Kirito's character of a *Massive* tryhard but also at this point in the story he has absolutely bought into his own god complex as a defense mechanism so his delivery is 100% genuine
If this series was around during Halo CE I would have loved to have “There’s no need to know where your god is, cause he’s right here, and he’s fresh out of mercy.” Be my catchphrase when I was cleaning the field.
Every gamer when they dominate the pvp field. Plays thro my head every time "There's no need to wonder where your God is, cause he's right here! And he's fresh out of mercy. Uhhhh hu huh."
@@bman296 considering how he Isn't a whimpering mess because of Asuna he is more impressive in the Abridged series, Kirito is still going to wash and fold him
@@ahmadmirzatappi8142 which is a way better excuse for doing it than literally any other option, because... well, if you're coding a game that complex by yourself, even without a studio about to axe you, there's good odds half your code turns out to not so much *have* bugs as be a singular, undulating, writhing mass of bugs masquerading as functional code until you realize that literally everything is bugged.
I've watched Sword Art Online all the way to the end. This Abridged series is almost too perfect and completely tracks since right after this is the part where Kirito tries to force his character model thru the Invisible boundary that prevents him from seeing Asuna and man Kirito pretty much did a leap of faith to even break thru that boundary because his 1st attempt resulted in him warping back to his last save state. This version of Kirito is a menace to this server. No one is safe.
Original Kirito-a kind soul who protects and defends his friends.☺️👍 Abridged Kirito-A savage asshole who doesn’t give a shit and just kills whoever cuz he feels like it.🤣😈🤬
I like that he killed her in the abridged version instead of just sending her to SAO jail. Though I kinda wish in the original release there would have been some sort of Season 2 cameo of the real world Rosalia
I see that line and offer that the Crimsom Flag waved even sooner, "Careful though, the first 3 rows are a Splash Zone." I heard that and thought, "I Understood that Reference!"
Oh sometimes I wish there was more time to do so much more during one event on PSO2 where Kirito and Asuna dropped in, especially with this version. If fact with the "Forge Mode" of PSO2:NG coming up I can reenact this scene, with the Kirito look from the event.
"I'm getting real tired of your first year phyc student bullshit"
Holy crap that is such a badass line
Right up there with "enjoy this while you can, it's the deepest you'll ever be in a woman"
@@a-ramenartist9734 coutnerpoint: SUCK IT ROSALIIA
@@F14thunderhawk Asuna: I love you too kiri- Wait WHO THE FUCK IS ROSALIA!
@@joshplays9722 It's ok, my wife punches me during sex
@@a-ramenartist9734yeah well your dead soooooooooo DAMNIT
"You are capable of scaring people that think slimes are terrifying." -God.
THEIR EYES HAVE NO SOUL!
HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR EYES?! THEY HAVE NO SOUL!
Clearly god has never met rimuru lol
@@redlightning9272 or astralgeldon
Where is that from?
“Boss I think this might be a trap”-smartest character in SAO
And yet he did it anyway, which really says something about himself and everyone else.
Which is that he doesn't have the balls to stand up to his boss.@@Lycanthromancer1
"Wait what..." after a whole ass internal monolog
@Magi148 well, knowing abrigito (abriged kirito) he probably just killed the rest for funzies….
@@Alexkeys141know Kirito we will do something like that doesn't care wish one I'm taking about but funny to thick about😅😂
0:13 Smartest henchman is history, folks...well, him or the goon that closed the door to let Batman work.
Also 0:36
The bouncer from John wick who decides "you know what, I'm going on a break, on you go Mr Wick" is a contender
And keep his buddy from walking in as well
And that one from Iron Man 3 that decides to surrender, as he thinks that everyone there is so weird.
Definitely the guy who let batman do his thing this guy is a close second though
Later
Kirito: "Suck it Rosalia!"
Asuna: "I love you too Kirito- Wait, WHO THE FUCK IS ROSALIA!?!"
He literally could've avoided an ass beating if he just said something like "This one dumb bitch I killed for talking smack" instead of just being a dense protagonist moron who stuttered instead of just saying the truth.
Then again it wouldn't be Kirito Abridged if there wasn't an absurd level of stupidity involved sooooo.......par for the course I guess.
Way to pay off a joke, they did this so well
And thats how Asuna found out she's into punching her partner while having sex. Poor Kirito
@@TWE_2000Nothing poor about that guy, he 100% discovered he was into getting punched by Asuna at the same time
@@YuulBAlwright The two were truly meant for each other 🤣
1:38 a line that changed a generation
What about, "Oh, fuck! That's an anti-tank rifle!" I think both lines changed a generation.
@@evanlistear2473 i don't blame u for saying that
@@evanlistear2473 100%
Ok all true to😅
I think the best part of this is there isn't any pain suppression from those strikes. He isn't in any danger, but still feeling ALL of them. So he is in such a hysterical bloodthirsty giggling rage that he just doesn't CARE.
I mean they probably just feel like scrapes they do so little damage lol
@@durteedan7836i mean if they heal faster than they can be made there prolly isn’t much pain especially lasting pain
Also, the whole self-loathing edgelord thing of “I don’t want to die but I still deserve pain”
You still treat it like a video game, he is significantly higher level than them, which allows his heath to regenerate faster than they can hit him, this also means his defense is high enough to mitigate the damage to a degree he can still tank it with his passive regen. Kirito is getting the equivalent to playing with puppies and kittens, a few minor scratches that will heal, for him its instant regen.
@Renegadebane the hilarious part is he isn't even a tank. He's a front line assault type. He has only basic tank attributes and that is overpowered compared to these guys.
SAO abridged Kirito, ladies and gentlemen. The Man who can laugh crazily and deliver assbeatings while giving snarky comments.
My favorite version of kirito
Without a doubt 10,000x better than the original. He actually has a personality.
Ladies and gentlemen... furrys and attack helicopters the man the myth the legend
"I am quite the multi-tasker"
@@dustinmaxwell259 0x10000 is still 0
Best line in the show
the crying at the end makes it better
Nah i think the best is the cuz now i have something worth fighting for but this is still very good
Agreed
Other than the rant about hating people
Agreed
Rosaria: DM
Goons: enemies from the "fun" section of the monster manual
Kirito: the dude who min maxed with homebrew
ANd now I can't unsee it.
I feel like this should be the other way around
Kirito’s line is 100% a thing a DM would say
"And hes fresh out of mercy"
The cry at the end makes it 10x better
Yes it does😂
Pretty much makes the joke, really.
Kirito is the best abridged character ever
I wish I had his attitude and his snarky comebacks.
Alucard: Hold My Wine!
Go watch fate/stay night ubw abridged. Then voice actor for kirito is the same one for shirou emiya
It's between him and abridged Alucard
On par with thugisa
I'm not locked in here with you. YOUR ALL LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!!
*you're
@july magnus so funny bro
Works better for Asuna in season 2, but yeah... Asuna paints a visceral picture of herself chillin in an intestinal pashmina, staring at the piked skull of her principle enemy, jamming to the gutteral screams of the brokeback bastard on her Spotify, while vibin to the gratuitously warm environment of her scorched earth tactics... The girl knows what flavor of yandere she is, I know that much!
The recent revelation that all the Spriggins took his name makes this quote so much better
Yup!!
what's spriggin?
@@NoNameAtAll2 A race in this version of Alfheim Online. They all apparently used some version of the name "Kirito", so that by the time Abridged! Kirito joined the game, he had to spend hours figuring out a name, before settling on "xvx_K1r1t0_xvx_KillMe".
It later turns out that the whole race was genocideded by a loony Kirito fangirl _because_ they all dared to use his name.
@@Thoralmir if that girl is silica, i'd be perfect
@@Thoralmirthat’s not what happened. They were genocides by the sylphs because the founding Kirito tried to get the arguing couple to talk to each other
The thug crying and showing verbal suffering is what really got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wonder if that is the same guy who was at the comms desk in Hellsing Abridged.
@@hokutoulrik7345 You mean the one Jan tortured into reading the letter and blew his head off?
@@UltraGalaxyify yup
@@hokutoulrik7345 Like all Gingers, he died as he lived; pathetically.
Fun fact: At 0:34 if you look at Kirito’s right eye it shakes. Attention to detail
Love the line "Boss? A thought occurs."
Boss...
A thought occurs.
They have a higher intelligence than their boss.
That’s something you don’t see every day.
This guy thought he was going up against laughing coffin, but he still just brought himself and a small child, are you sure we wanna mess with this guy?
Please, the boy's all talk, and now that I've broken him, he's not even that anymore!
@@spooderboi9180
He's nothing but a gibbering mess grasping at straws.
@@DaDoodler25 Ooh~! Another one of yer famous theories~! Tell ye what? I'll give the first shot.
SEE HOW THAT GOES!
This is my second favorite scene in SAOA, and it's directly related to my FIRST favorite scene, "Suck it, Rosalia!"
“WHO THE FUCK IS ROSALIA!”
@@hessiah2021 ASUNA i can explain
I'm saying that to my gf, and she smiles that means she gets it.
@@robertparker6280 you sign your own death
I missed that on my first watch through. Such an amazing call back
Best line is when the one guy broke down and started crying
0:43 Honestly, that moment made me Jump when I first saw it in the episode...
Anyone else feel that would be Ruis' expression if he got stuck in SAO?
ah shit, here we go again
I love the smile
Kirito's God line would suit a Cleric who's had enough of everyone's bullcrap.
Sorcerer: "Bro, why aren't you healing us?!"
Cleric: "I didn't prepare healing spells today and I'm sick of your bitching. Sort it out yourselves. I've got some shit to work through."
Fighter: "Wait.. WHAT?!!"
Cleric: *FLAMESTRIKE. FLAMESTRIKE. FLAMESTRIKE. DIVINE INTERVENTION. WARCRIME. WARCRIME. WARCRIME. FLAMESTRIKE. MACE. MACE. MACE. MACE. MACE. MACE. MACE. MACE.*
Rest of the party: 😨😨😨😨
Cheerful, Tired, Bloodstained Cleric: "Ahh I feel soo much better. After six months travelling with you shitgibbons you have no IDEA how fucking cathartic that was."
@@RoxyGotMoxy. honestly that reminded me of abridged zangetsu saying "no wonder he talked so much about it, throwing you was cathartic" after yeeting ichigo on their battle
The guy that starts crying friggin slays me everytime I watch this.
I love how tryhard this line is because it perfeclty fits Abridged Kirito's character of a *Massive* tryhard but also at this point in the story he has absolutely bought into his own god complex as a defense mechanism so his delivery is 100% genuine
Are you kidding me? This is the origin of the line?? Holy shit lmao
SAO Abridged has some slammers for one liners
@@BlueBoxRevan How dare you make me care about them?!
That's so lmao
@@LongandWeirdNamenow that's funny you take that one line from that episode to this one and this get a good one as well😅😂from this episode to😂🤣
I’m going to start using the “My numbers are bigger than yours” online now
If this series was around during Halo CE I would have loved to have “There’s no need to know where your god is, cause he’s right here, and he’s fresh out of mercy.” Be my catchphrase when I was cleaning the field.
As one of my favorite characters once said: “It’s a simple numbers game! Once your health reaches zero… Y O U. L O S E”
I saw a GIF of this line, and instantly knew I had to watch the whole series.
"Enjoy this while you can, cause this the deepest you'll ever be in a woman."
1:39 best line ever
You don't need to know where your God is cuz he's right here he's fresh out of Mercy
Henchman: *cries out of fear*
Every gamer when they dominate the pvp field. Plays thro my head every time
"There's no need to wonder where your God is, cause he's right here! And he's fresh out of mercy. Uhhhh hu huh."
That's so true😅
I kinda want a call back to this crazy kirito when he fights Oberon lol
Yesssssss
Is it just me though, or did they actually make Oberon like...intimidating. in the og he was just a creep but in the abridged it's just....chills
@@bman296 considering how he Isn't a whimpering mess because of Asuna he is more impressive in the Abridged series, Kirito is still going to wash and fold him
@@John-Stark oh yeah I can't wait for that scene
If you've ever played swtor, this is literally the sith inquisitor
Me right now:
*Takes notes*
1:43
Kirito channeling Nick Cage's Ghost Rider.
"Fresh outta Mercy."
To thick about it you're right😂
When I'm carrying people and the enemies get in my way I be like...
That cry at the end is hilarious!🤣
The scene that made me start watching SAO Abridged.
My favorite gag in the show is Garry form the infamous "we must save my family" and "hey garry long time no see"
Better than original
You know you’ve fucked up when only ONE eye twitches.
Would’ve been better if this game had respawns 😂 he would’ve killed them all
Always amused me that the big difference between SAO and Log Horizon conceptually was whether or not there were respawns or not.
it was supposed to have them. Then Kayaba changed his mind
@@nocturn9x not really
Then kayaba became to sleep-deprived
@@falxblade1352 and created a glitch that killed their real bodies when their avatars died
@@ahmadmirzatappi8142 which is a way better excuse for doing it than literally any other option, because... well, if you're coding a game that complex by yourself, even without a studio about to axe you, there's good odds half your code turns out to not so much *have* bugs as be a singular, undulating, writhing mass of bugs masquerading as functional code until you realize that literally everything is bugged.
"I 'THINK' you got this" - even Rosalia had the suspicion in her subconscious that she lost this
He was in Asuna, he proved her wrong.
SAO Abridged has a better depiction of kirito than the actual show most of the times
I'm was very miserable before I watched this. Definitely should've thought of SAO abridged this sooner. Great way to help cheer me up.
the Korosensei smile was what gave him away
2:06 bro im crying 🤣
0:30 we all just got gnomed!!!
Abridged Kirito is the absolute best
Depending on just how much stronger leveling up makes you it might not take too big of a level gap to stomp 7 level 45 players
The first three rows are a splash zone~
What do you mean by that?
*maniacal laughter*
Um... Boss?
*A thought occurs.*
Kirito is basically so strong because he has no life
"How do you kill, that which has no life?"
This is how any basic gamer in games wants to be against those jackass toxic gamers.
"...no need to wonder where your god is!"
“Cause he’s right here! *And he’s fresh out of mercy!”*
You two dude's are so true but funny as hell😅😂
Aw, that's adorable, you think you're a threat.
Kirito in SAO Abridged is such a badass that I can't help but want to quote him when playing a Blood DK in WoW.
Hes my favorite abridged kirito and this is favorite scene
Kirito having a god complex is amazing
when your team feeds the tank
“He’s fresh out of Mercy” 😂
"Alrighty! I'll get you to sign this form and afterwards you can head straight out down to the seggs dungeon."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've watched Sword Art Online all the way to the end. This Abridged series is almost too perfect and completely tracks since right after this is the part where Kirito tries to force his character model thru the Invisible boundary that prevents him from seeing Asuna and man Kirito pretty much did a leap of faith to even break thru that boundary because his 1st attempt resulted in him warping back to his last save state.
This version of Kirito is a menace to this server. No one is safe.
"boss, a thought occurs"
I love that cry at the end there where he said that he is out of mercy
YES best line
Nurse: You just sit tight, the shows about to start. But be careful though, cause the first three rows are a splash zone. 🤣
@@gamemasternintendoo Patient: *nervous* "WHAT do you mean by that!??"
Dalinar's song brought me here!!! Life Before Death!
That's the same reason why I'm here. Strength Before Weakness.
Journey before destination
*He's right here.*
And he’s fresh out of mercy
With what or it's the people we was faceing at that time😅
just the "damnit" at the end lol
"TAKE THAT ROSARIA!"
The Smartest Henchmen Run Away the rest you know what happens to them
I need to rewatch this series
"Enjoy this while it lasts cuz this is the deepest you'll ever be in a woman..." GOD DAMN! THAT WAS A VIOLATION!!
*Asuna has entered the chat*
@@BlueBoxRevan by the way, where can I watch this??
Vazz: "uhhhhhhhhhhh I think he's ok."
Zakiru: (blasts Kirito with one hit) "His numbers weren't that big."
When you fight the final boss.
Original Kirito-a kind soul who protects and defends his friends.☺️👍
Abridged Kirito-A savage asshole who doesn’t give a shit and just kills whoever cuz he feels like it.🤣😈🤬
Lowkey might use Kirito's monologue for an audition.
Omg this is hilarious thank you so much 😆 😆 😆
Honestly 1,000 times better than the actual anime.
“Boss I think this might be a trap”
That guy should’ve just ran away😂
Scilia going 'Waitwhat?' is so amazingly underrated.
“there’s no need to wonder where your god is. cuz he’s right here”
“and he’s fresh out of mercy”
Kirito is the Character who knows his power and will happily take you down both in abridged and normal
Zzrot
One of these days I'm using that line 😆
No need to wonder where your God is because he's right here and he's all out of mercy
0:36 "Boss I think this might be a trap" a trap indeed, and the wisest one
"My numbers are bigger than yours's."
Not to longer they all die to him🤣😏
Behold the third most intelligent human in the show after kirito and asuna but still wasn’t smart enough to nope out of this situation shame
This was the first scene I saw of this series and god it was great and still is.
I like that he killed her in the abridged version instead of just sending her to SAO jail. Though I kinda wish in the original release there would have been some sort of Season 2 cameo of the real world Rosalia
You’re all level 45 and there’s seven of you I think you got this😂
1:40
“Is….that also a red flag”?
*CRIMSON*
I see that line and offer that the Crimsom Flag waved even sooner, "Careful though, the first 3 rows are a Splash Zone."
I heard that and thought, "I Understood that Reference!"
Oh sometimes I wish there was more time to do so much more during one event on PSO2 where Kirito and Asuna dropped in, especially with this version. If fact with the "Forge Mode" of PSO2:NG coming up I can reenact this scene, with the Kirito look from the event.
Me in a nutshell when playing MMOs
Ah classic mmo balancing. Get to a high enough level gap with someone and they basically can’t touch you
"I'll be your huckleberry"
Ok one thing is it's funny but the other thing is Say what😅
"Enjoy this because this is the deepest you'll ever be in a woman" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“No need to wonder where your god is.”
Wait, he killed the leader but, let the goons go. What a lad!