Breath of the Wild but Link can't walk

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  • čas přidán 5. 03. 2020
  • BotW was a bit too easy. I made it harder.
    You should watch on Twitch:
    / smallant
    ▶Discord: / discord
    ▶Twitter: / smallant
    ▶Reddit: / smallant
  • Hry

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  • @Smallant
    @Smallant  Před 4 lety +8898

    I did it first but PointCrow got his edited faster okay.

  • @PointCrow
    @PointCrow Před 4 lety +11786

    For those who care, I got mine edited faster but ant did it first for sure. Ant also did it faster than i did by TWO HOURS. Give this man all the props he deserves

  • @samueldella-maggiore5092
    @samueldella-maggiore5092 Před 4 lety +2976

    You can’t call it a run

  • @turkeycooktime458
    @turkeycooktime458 Před 3 lety +838

    5:50 SmallAnt: Dies from falling.
    Loading screen: "You can take damage from falling."

    • @projectpitchfork860
      @projectpitchfork860 Před 3 lety +12

      Well it was right, you can't say that.

    • @Bokokirby
      @Bokokirby Před 3 lety +7

      once for me a shooting star fell and then the loading screen told me about shooting stars

    • @shadowolfu821
      @shadowolfu821 Před 2 lety +5

      i have gotten that SO many times after dying

    • @brichavez1415
      @brichavez1415 Před 2 lety +9

      I think it's related to how you died/what you did

    • @Bokokirby
      @Bokokirby Před 2 lety

      @@brichavez1415 yeah

  • @da_pikmin_coder8367
    @da_pikmin_coder8367 Před 4 lety +1782

    Mom: "wow, according to your fitbit watch you took 800 steps in 3 minutes last night!"
    Me: "That was a cutscene, so that doesn't count."

  • @nisanavraham591
    @nisanavraham591 Před 4 lety +3564

    Breath of the Wild: no captures run.

  • @davidhalim3942
    @davidhalim3942 Před 4 lety +691

    That yeet at 5:17 had a special kind of energy that I wasn't prepared for

    • @tkb667
      @tkb667 Před 4 lety +55

      You hear the "kuun- thnic," and see the little man fly across the room.
      That is a...
      *chunky* smack, no?

    • @Crowsdecentanimations
      @Crowsdecentanimations Před 3 lety +32

      HE HIT AGAINST THE WALL IM CACKLING

    • @georgepascoe657
      @georgepascoe657 Před 3 lety +6

      Me when my son dose tiktock

    • @frontliner7181
      @frontliner7181 Před 3 lety +6

      it also looked like he flew quite a distance

    • @anthonyzivalich4962
      @anthonyzivalich4962 Před 2 lety +2

      @@georgepascoe657 That is the correct response

  • @proxy1035
    @proxy1035 Před 4 lety +567

    5:14 that was so perfectly cartoon-ish, with the spinning and splat agaist the wall
    that was so damn funny.

  • @sylv1415
    @sylv1415 Před 4 lety +489

    4:28 if link lowers a wooden shield that's been hit with arrows he will collect the arrow and since this is his first arrow in the game it shows the item message

    • @bartvansliedregt5482
      @bartvansliedregt5482 Před 3 lety +57

      I love all the little mechanics like this in the game. There is just so much stuff in the game!

    • @Irisverse
      @Irisverse Před 2 lety +35

      Okay, but it's more fun to imagine he just snatched it out of the air like a ninja.

    • @CylindricalWhistle
      @CylindricalWhistle Před 2 lety +10

      Welp, I've played over 30 hours and never knew that about wooden shields

    • @blykem6420
      @blykem6420 Před rokem +2

      @@CylindricalWhistle I have hundreds of hours and I’m still learning new things about the game.

  • @atramentius9777
    @atramentius9777 Před 4 lety +1850

    This is basically Cadence of Hyrule without the sicc musicc

  • @DipDip-sf6ml
    @DipDip-sf6ml Před 4 lety +862

    polygon: this man beat BotW without walking
    me: lame
    youtube:smallant beat BotW without walking
    me: ThaT'S siCk

  • @jake88
    @jake88 Před 4 lety +636

    “We got Majora’s mask so we can slap that on and never have to worry about enemies again”
    *Chuchu immediately spawns and attacks*

    • @corn8857
      @corn8857 Před 2 lety +3

      No it doesnt attack

    • @matoiryuko9444
      @matoiryuko9444 Před 2 lety

      @@corn8857 it is

    • @RandoPassingBy
      @RandoPassingBy Před 2 lety +2

      @@matoiryuko9444 But the chuchu didn’t attack

    • @matoiryuko9444
      @matoiryuko9444 Před 2 lety +7

      @@RandoPassingBy i tried it on my own the majora's mask cannot make chuchu passive to us i have the dlc i put in on and the chuchu attack tried it if you don't believe me you can tried on your own

    • @matoiryuko9444
      @matoiryuko9444 Před 2 lety

      @@RandoPassingBy but i didn't play the game for a long time so my memory are a bit hazy but normally it should attack

  • @lizzyserf
    @lizzyserf Před 4 lety +200

    look how far we've come. he's gone from "guess we're walking" to "we're not walking." that's what i call growth.

  • @KingHarambe_RIP
    @KingHarambe_RIP Před 4 lety +2636

    Reads title: This won’t be so bad. Being at a full jog the whole time will cut down on some precision but with practice he can do it.
    Gameplay starts: oh no...

  • @thiccnicc6848
    @thiccnicc6848 Před 4 lety +175

    “Check this out”
    -famous last words, an ant before dying

  • @pixlh3art523
    @pixlh3art523 Před 4 lety +147

    Ant: "Whoa look at this! Link is only barely standing on this ledge with just his toes! That's crazy"
    Also Ant: *launches himself across Hyrule with bombs at the speed of light, doesn't die*
    Ant: This is normal

  • @morgomode730
    @morgomode730 Před 4 lety +689

    wow it sure would be cool if i could watch smallant1 stream botw in like 30 mins on twitch.tv/smallant1 that would be so neat if that was something i could do

    • @something3492
      @something3492 Před 4 lety +7

      I know right

    • @onyxiris6451
      @onyxiris6451 Před 4 lety +2

      Ermagersh

    • @DeliriousDanieI
      @DeliriousDanieI Před 4 lety

      Ikr

    • @paperchaserrrs
      @paperchaserrrs Před 4 lety +7

      Wow what a cool and wacky idea! If only there was some way I could watch smallant1 stream botw on twitch.tv/smallant1 it’s such a shame there’s nothing we can do about it.

    • @rucksack_kh
      @rucksack_kh Před 4 lety +4

      *Careful, he's a hero*

  • @dothedo3667
    @dothedo3667 Před 4 lety +119

    "We're not about that exercise"
    Meanwhile, hopping everywhere is more exercise than walking

  • @juneypuppy
    @juneypuppy Před 4 lety +29

    5:17 That "p-tnk" of him slapping Runk and then Runk hitting the green screen is so hilarious to me

  • @paulreidy4171
    @paulreidy4171 Před 3 lety +39

    Smallant: "His toes are so strong"
    Me: wouldn't your toes be strong if you were forced to jump litterally every 0.2 seconds?

  • @Dr.BaconSlices
    @Dr.BaconSlices Před 4 lety +301

    Breath of the Wild: Luigi Mode.

  • @jeanno1hong
    @jeanno1hong Před 3 lety +19

    4:28 For people unaware how he picked up the arrow is the following: The enemy shot an arrow, it got stuck on Ant's shield, When Ant did a jump attack he put his shield away and then it automatically collected the arrow.

  • @Walroose64
    @Walroose64 Před 4 lety +81

    5:17 THAT IS A PERFECT DRUM KICK SAMPLE
    Edit: THE SOUND OF HIM HITTING THE WALL IS A PERFECT SNARE TOO LMAO

  • @jonahcomstock3061
    @jonahcomstock3061 Před 3 lety +32

    Ironically, I'm pretty sure jumping everywhere would burn more calories and build more muscle than walking. In your effort to create thicc link, you've only created ripped link!

  • @patrickboner
    @patrickboner Před 4 lety +41

    Cotscene link: thus but a scratch
    Gameplay link:everyday I wake both my legs are broken

  • @AmerGreystoke
    @AmerGreystoke Před 4 lety +165

    1:48
    Roses are red
    Link is a stick
    I'd much prefer him
    If he were THICC

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 Před 4 lety +24

    14:47 game: it's dangerous to go alone. Take this!

  • @GoldenTGB
    @GoldenTGB Před 4 lety +16

    7:40 here we see the hylian becoming one with his koiri speedrunning ancestors

  • @quinn5213
    @quinn5213 Před 4 lety +190

    You and pointcrow have got to be the same person

    • @merkoo7
      @merkoo7 Před 4 lety +6

      When do we get to see Weatherman Ant?

    • @Dr_Mundo
      @Dr_Mundo Před 4 lety +4

      @@merkoo7 Do you mean weathermANT

    • @HI-pm3fm
      @HI-pm3fm Před 4 lety

      potato-man Your profile picture and the other guys one is Kinda funny :3

    • @jenny_the_man4420
      @jenny_the_man4420 Před 3 lety +1

      And is honesty way funnier. Pointcrow tried too hard

  • @waterdog5100
    @waterdog5100 Před 4 lety +44

    8:11 so the massive fall does no damage then the little bounce takes all ur health

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce Před 3 lety

      He landed on his hands and knees on the no-damage drop, but then landed on his spine in the massive damage drop

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Před 4 lety +32

    Well you’d think after being in a coma for that long Link wouldn’t be the best on his feet.

  • @redhoodieguy9977
    @redhoodieguy9977 Před 3 lety +6

    6:30 i usually hate puns but that was so well timed i cant even be mad at it like that was perfect

  • @kosmicwaffle
    @kosmicwaffle Před 4 lety +29

    You should've included the part where Ganon just decided to dip right in the middle of the boss fight because he forgot the bow in ravioli village

  • @harpyeagle5107
    @harpyeagle5107 Před 4 lety +25

    "not about that disgusting exercise" *hops everywhere*

  • @peteroselador6132
    @peteroselador6132 Před 4 lety +16

    Zelda: Get dummy thicc some other time can’t you see we need to save the kingdom?

    • @foodafen7406
      @foodafen7406 Před rokem

      "Zelda, I'm hopping around but I'm dummy thicc, and the sound of my hops keeps alerting the monsters"

  • @LoverOfStuff
    @LoverOfStuff Před 4 lety +22

    I thought it was “but link can’t talk” and I just thought “but he doesn’t-oh you mean like you can’t engage in dialogue?”
    Then I realized how dumb I am

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce Před 3 lety +3

      That'd be an interesting run as well. Don't interact with any characters, including those implied that you're speaking to, such as shopkeepers, the horse stable guy, anyone you reply yes/no/etc. to, characters that ask Link's name and then acknowledge him answering it, the goddess statues that give you hearts and stamina, etc.

    • @GumshoeClassic
      @GumshoeClassic Před 3 lety +3

      @@TheGoldenDunsparce Don't think it would be that interesting tbh, you'd have to make an exception for the old man to get off the plateau and then you just can't do any quests and shrines are worthless unless there's good equipment in them. So it's just gather equipment > kill Ganon.
      At first I thought it'd be neat as well, but on the second glance it's kinda just an any% run.

  • @CrazyZack_TX
    @CrazyZack_TX Před 4 lety +31

    “I like link, but he’s kinda a stick. I would much more prefer him, if he was thicc” poetry of the gods

  • @josephjackson1956
    @josephjackson1956 Před 4 lety +12

    4:56 reminds me of the fastest non-glitchy way to travel in OoT

  • @MrSaturn012
    @MrSaturn012 Před 2 lety +2

    The perfection of Chunky Runky's yeeting cannot be understated. The thump of the slap, the arc of his flight, the visible slide down the back wall. Perfection.

  • @kingcobra4733
    @kingcobra4733 Před 3 lety +5

    "Not all about that exercise."
    *Precedes to power jump everywhere*

  • @touchofthorn1841
    @touchofthorn1841 Před 4 lety +9

    That yeet was the most satisfying yeet I’ve ever seen

  • @kitthekat6844
    @kitthekat6844 Před 4 lety +100

    5:15
    Did smallant just slap his son?

  • @ramen_7255
    @ramen_7255 Před 3 lety +8

    When Link defeats Ganon;
    Zelda: Wow, Link, I never knew you were a gymnast!

  • @Aurelius2142
    @Aurelius2142 Před 4 lety +126

    XD I saw the PointCrow video in my recommended and was like "OK, how long until we get the Smallant video?"
    So happy to see I wasn't disappointed. Also, Smallant, if you read this - there's a lot of people who are completely on your side with the Minimum Captures removal, and many more people think the moderator's decision was outrageous. We're rooting for you, and for Minimum captures - hang in there!

    • @arowace498
      @arowace498 Před 4 lety +8

      What happened with the minimum captures run?

    • @Aurelius2142
      @Aurelius2142 Před 4 lety +49

      @@arowace498 www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/fbo5wj/mario_odyssey_mods_delete_the_most_popular/
      You can find the information here, but the short version is that Minimum Captures was removed from the official speedrun leaderboards with no real reason for doing so. The long version is worse - I'd advise you check out the link if interested.

    • @Gazpachete
      @Gazpachete Před 4 lety +15

      I just found out about this and min cap is literally the only SMO run I enjoy but fuck the viewers I guess

    • @lindadecker8382
      @lindadecker8382 Před 4 lety +7

      Dude what in the fuck. This bullshit is literally one of the most retarded things in fucking youtube history. I read the article on reddit (Thanks for the info Aurelius) and it fucking retarded as hell. Smallant i completely support you and I adore your min cap speedruns and I think you should continue and just fuck the mods. They are man hoes and sluts.

  • @rileyfairfull2548
    @rileyfairfull2548 Před 4 lety +48

    8:11 doesn't die on the rocks but in the snow. Game literally unplayable

  • @Lxthargy
    @Lxthargy Před 4 lety +26

    AND THEN THERE'S CHUNKY! 0:58
    He's dead. 5:17

  • @xerzo2975
    @xerzo2975 Před 4 lety +2

    Always love the video. Especially the perfect yeet. Chunky runky hit the wall upside down, completely flat with his face looking towards the camera. Couldn’t have been better, like it was straight out of a cartoon.

  • @fantom9960
    @fantom9960 Před 2 lety +1

    5:16 couldnt stop laughing, such a perfect yeet

  • @TheSm1327
    @TheSm1327 Před 4 lety +6

    I got a notification about this in a news article on my phone and my first thought was "who would be crazy enough to do that"
    imagine my surprise.

  • @kordelmcblair3338
    @kordelmcblair3338 Před 3 lety +2

    0:25 Ant: "I will reload to keep our file clean from all that disgusting walking, we aren't about that exercise."
    Also Ant: *only uses hops to get around the plateau*

  • @lotrdude13
    @lotrdude13 Před 3 lety +1

    I love the sound that Runky made when he hit the green screen, like lmao yeeting him is so freaking hilarious.

  • @kyleduvall8818
    @kyleduvall8818 Před 2 lety +1

    5:16 is THE BEST moment in all of Smallant’s streams. Every time he yeets Chunky Runky, it’s so good!

  • @t-juddy
    @t-juddy Před 4 lety +34

    17:30 he didn’t one hit ko you the electro ball hit you as he hit you with his sword.

  • @Creepo_J
    @Creepo_J Před 4 lety +7

    3:06 From all of that hopping, Link's muscles got *t h i c c* and ignored the bomb

  • @jamjon6616
    @jamjon6616 Před 4 lety +8

    9:00 poor guy in chat thinks botw 2 is coming out this year

  • @Youngster_Jake
    @Youngster_Jake Před rokem +1

    Smant: were not about that disgusting exersising
    Also Smant: jumps, sidehops, a does crazy backflips to save hyrule

  • @gerickollarena
    @gerickollarena Před 4 lety +23

    Welcome to another episode of "What if I don't do that?" Featuring Smallant1
    In today's episode we remove Link's legs and replace them with pogos

  • @nakemef9075
    @nakemef9075 Před 4 lety +39

    breath of the wild: oot edition

  • @chuckyhindle1877
    @chuckyhindle1877 Před 4 lety +1

    Just stumbled onto your channel (haven't got Twitch), been playing BotW for a while now but never tried any of these glitches and tricks. Then I just wound up watching a whole bunch of your videos while stuck in self-isolation. Thanks for helping the time go by. My kids were also impressed with your ultra master mode video. Greetings from Finland!

  • @pokemastericon
    @pokemastericon Před 4 lety +2

    That was like the most perfect yeet ever. Even that smack and fall on the wall behind was amazing

  • @something3492
    @something3492 Před 4 lety +22

    The true Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild Master Mode.

  • @MiahTRT
    @MiahTRT Před 4 lety +19

    Smallant: *posts video*
    Pointcrow: *"I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you"*

  • @EndertheDragon0922
    @EndertheDragon0922 Před 3 lety +2

    “We’re not about that exercise,” he says, proceeding to burn tons more calories via jumping and climbing

  • @theirishmadlad9654
    @theirishmadlad9654 Před 4 lety +1

    Grayfruit is in disappointment, for there is no walking.

  • @mymoomin0952
    @mymoomin0952 Před 4 lety +27

    Step of the Wild

  • @feckboygurry832
    @feckboygurry832 Před 4 lety +3

    I'm not the only one thaf hears "Link get good" from zelda right near the end right, at around 22:15

    • @tarthall
      @tarthall Před 3 měsíci

      No but like that isn’t even a faint resemblance I was watching that part after reading your comment and it hit me like a truck as I was expecting something subtle

  • @real.babyfrog4341
    @real.babyfrog4341 Před 4 lety +14

    5:17 I lost it.

  • @petrxs
    @petrxs Před 4 lety +28

    Discord notifications > CZcams notifications

  • @CurtRichy
    @CurtRichy Před 4 lety +74

    dog i love ur channel lol

    • @rose_lilly
      @rose_lilly Před 3 lety +2

      CurtRichy dang did not expect to see u here

    • @alessandrolasaine7442
      @alessandrolasaine7442 Před 3 lety +1

      i love ur vids and i didnt think i wouldve seen you here

    • @noq5659
      @noq5659 Před 3 lety +1

      bro came outta nowhere

  • @thegiantrat389
    @thegiantrat389 Před 3 lety +2

    10:59 that cut is on point lmao

  • @aritromoscato29
    @aritromoscato29 Před 3 lety

    "Clean of all that exercise" says that guy that is jumping everywhere which strengthens your legs more than walking.

  • @pilot4276
    @pilot4276 Před 4 lety +13

    smallant just yeeted his son 5:17

    • @deepdirt
      @deepdirt Před 4 lety

      Bro who still says “yeeted”? That shit is lame af

    • @justsomeguy3158
      @justsomeguy3158 Před 4 lety

      @@deepdirt bro who tf cares, your comment is lame af

  • @kaseyscotney-streeton8281

    7:13 “man his toes are freaking strong” That’s exactly what i thought after watching Ant beat SMO with only his feet !

  • @adams3616
    @adams3616 Před 3 lety +1

    8:12
    Hits jagged rocks: No damage
    Hits snow: DEAD

  • @swordemon_
    @swordemon_ Před 10 měsíci

    5:12 "what's this, a pencil shaving on your foot, do you not keep yourself clean" Those were the last few things Chunky heard before death

  • @luigipetrilli2001
    @luigipetrilli2001 Před 4 lety +3

    Ant probably won’t read this but man im so happy for you dude I’ve been here since the very beginning (almost) and seeing you finally are getting the recognition you deserve fills me with happiness, you’ve helped me go trough some rough shit so i just want to say thank you and you serve everything good in this world

  • @QuiltedDusknoir
    @QuiltedDusknoir Před 4 lety +3

    5:17 for YEET slap. XD

  • @Sebster11
    @Sebster11 Před rokem +1

    I love how he just slapped chunky runky into a wall 😂

  • @Lokiip
    @Lokiip Před 2 lety +2

    Crazy to think you went from 250k to as of right now JUST SHY, rolling over 2mil any day. One year. Nearly 2million people. You content is impressive man, that subs should reflect that. Some of us have to work for our skills and talents. It's good to see it paying off for someone!

  • @thomask1175
    @thomask1175 Před 4 lety +14

    13:01
    hey there's me.
    cool

  • @Stemmelonia
    @Stemmelonia Před 4 lety +3

    Hi smallant,i will watch this video now and I just wanted to say thanks for the botw videos they are my favourite😊❤️

  • @bubbavandy5623
    @bubbavandy5623 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I think it’s kind of low-key funny because this amount of hopping would probably strengthen your legs more than just running.

  • @Dino2166
    @Dino2166 Před 3 lety +1

    10:55 Now we have majora's mask,we don't have to worry about anything attacking us now
    Chuchu: are you sure about that

  • @GrouchyGander
    @GrouchyGander Před 4 lety +4

    Runky getting flung into the wall perfectly in frame is my new training program.
    I'm gonna get myself some ABS!!!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +22

    Next thing you know, he’ll beat Breath of the Wild without playing Breath of the Wild

    • @oblivion908
      @oblivion908 Před 4 lety

      How can you coexist within most of the comment sections i scroll by

    • @TimmyTomsen
      @TimmyTomsen Před 4 lety +2

      Well he already beat Odyssey without playing it, so not that unlikely!

    • @chizelbob3268
      @chizelbob3268 Před 4 lety

      I mean hey, he already did it with SMO lmao

    • @MyHandleIsAplaceholder
      @MyHandleIsAplaceholder Před 4 lety

      Breath of the Wild without breathing

    • @sethharrington1796
      @sethharrington1796 Před 4 lety +1

      @@MyHandleIsAplaceholder He'll hook himself up to a machine that breaths for him. Boom done.

  • @purplesunlight132
    @purplesunlight132 Před 4 lety +1

    Shaggy may be powerful, but only SmallAnt has the power of god and anime

  • @melon4666
    @melon4666 Před 2 lety

    I love how when the little red guy gets yeeted he flies into the void

  • @sonchild4811
    @sonchild4811 Před 4 lety +42

    When Zelda says she’s into crippled guys

  • @return3116
    @return3116 Před 4 lety +7

    15:42 was gonna say lol

  • @beanlordd9444
    @beanlordd9444 Před 2 lety +1

    Link: *literally folds his spine like origami*
    Also link: tis but a scratch

  • @thewildruda6113
    @thewildruda6113 Před 2 lety

    3:03 hes pulling a "I got two butter knives, shitty demoknight !" !

  • @someguy86
    @someguy86 Před 4 lety +15

    'bEaT sUpEr MaRiO oDySsEy In UnDeR 1 MiNuTe' - Someone probably for the next challenge video (Hopefully if there is one)
    Physically beats the game cartridge.
    Also like your videos Keep them Up.

  • @eugenio3048
    @eugenio3048 Před 4 lety +5

    5:16 HE WENT FLYING 😭

  • @nathplayz3237
    @nathplayz3237 Před 4 lety +1

    I love your challenge vids and this is no exception. Keep up the good work

  • @Awesomefacecraft
    @Awesomefacecraft Před 4 lety +2

    21:35 when you’re a jewish priest

  • @timmyytjr1131
    @timmyytjr1131 Před 4 lety +6

    When you wake up and see this video immediately, stonks

  • @defaultyanny861
    @defaultyanny861 Před 4 lety +3

    Link is so freaking strong, he just woke up and he is doing things that took most people many years to master like using a bow on a horse and being able to not be hurt at all from falling off mountains

  • @magolor2706
    @magolor2706 Před 2 lety

    "A pencil shaving on your foot? Do you not keep yourself clean? *pap* I cannot believe this."

  • @zekelinguine3458
    @zekelinguine3458 Před 4 lety

    "We're not about that exercise" is hopping everywhere making it twice as much exercise

  • @jeanmerguz2792
    @jeanmerguz2792 Před 4 lety +3

    Great run this was so cool! But didn't you walk at 21:58 with the bow in your hands?