Cracked Doesn't Get 'The Little Mermaid' (A Response Video)

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  • @michaeldorsey9231
    @michaeldorsey9231 Před 2 lety +16

    The only terrifying thing about Little Mermaid is Ursula and how manic she can get; the scene of her laughing while Ariel was transforming into a human was intense and served as nightmare fuel for my childhood days.

    • @ulfberht4431
      @ulfberht4431 Před rokem +4

      That and her “body language HA!”

  • @michaeldorsey9231
    @michaeldorsey9231 Před 2 lety +30

    If there’s any Disney film that could be classified as “terrifying” for any actual reason it’s Raya and the Last Dragon. No, not because it has scary moments or anything that could traumatize a child, but because it’s morals/themes are so backwards it’s infuriating the more you think about it.

    • @ulfberht4431
      @ulfberht4431 Před 2 lety +8

      Yeah, the movie’s theme about trust is very misguided. Trust is one of the most complicated human traits ever which takes years to gain from someone, and even longer to reclaim it back if trust is broken. Raya made it seem like it’s easy to trust someone if you let your gut tell you to, which isn’t that simple. Disney should just stick to the simple morals because it’s better to have something that works even if it is repetitive than something that fails even if it sounds nuance on paper.

  • @ericknudsen98
    @ericknudsen98 Před 2 lety +11

    12:55 Cracked: When was the last time a 16 year old has made a good decision? Oh, still never? Yeah still never. Never happened.
    Alexander the great: Hey Gus, you see this shit?
    Gustavus Adolphus: Yeah, I see it. What do you think Cleo?
    Cleopatra: Such a sad little man. Wait, Sybil, where are you going?
    Sybil Ludington: Where's my horse?! I need to give this rat a piece of my mind!

  • @pyrrhusofepirus8491
    @pyrrhusofepirus8491 Před 2 lety +12

    12:34 you could say, she's 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea

  • @chelle249
    @chelle249 Před 2 lety +14

    I remember coming across that Cracked vid a while ago, and clicking off sometime under a minute. Watching this commentary is like a pleasant act of masochism, if only because Raven gets to suffer with us :)

  • @PhantomDragon1475
    @PhantomDragon1475 Před 2 lety +8

    I'll tell you what was terrifying. Monstro from Pinocchio. I remember seeing that as a kid and avoiding any source of water larger than a glass for a week.

  • @Hooked_Rose
    @Hooked_Rose Před 2 lety +23

    if we're going by any Disney movie that is terrifying I'd have to give it to the film, "Something wicked this way comes." but if we're going by most terrifying animated Disney film, that would go to the Horn King scenes from 'The Black Cauldron". The Little Mermaid is no where near being terrifying.

    • @bigboygrease5922
      @bigboygrease5922 Před 2 lety +1

      The bad voodoo guy from the princess and the frog scared me as a kid

    • @Hooked_Rose
      @Hooked_Rose Před 2 lety +1

      @@bigboygrease5922 You mean best character in the movie!! lol But yeah I can understand how his scenes could come off as unnerving for kids, especially his death.

    • @ulfberht4431
      @ulfberht4431 Před rokem +1

      @@bigboygrease5922
      His name is Dr Facilier, aka the Shadow Man!

    • @ulfberht4431
      @ulfberht4431 Před rokem +1

      @@bigboygrease5922
      His name is Dr Facilier, aka the Shadow Man!

    • @beethovensfidelio
      @beethovensfidelio Před rokem

      The Disney film may not be terrifying but the fairy tale sure is with the mermaid having her tongue cut off and her feet constantly bleeding.

  • @joetophat2121
    @joetophat2121 Před 2 lety +18

    The Little Mermaid has always been one of my all time favorite Disney movies. It's a shame so many people want to trash it with crazy reasons. Thanks for defending it Raven Knight. I've been thinking about doing my own video defending it.
    About Ariel being 16, that's how old Briar Rose was in Sleeping Beauty. Getting married that young was common back then. Does Cracked not know that?

    • @V2011F
      @V2011F Před 2 lety +4

      probably not, as they really don't do anything more than a quick skim of Wikipedia for their information.

    • @ulfberht4431
      @ulfberht4431 Před 2 lety +7

      Well, their channel’s name is Cracked! Probably emphasising the crack in their brain, the logical thinking part of it!

    • @joetophat2121
      @joetophat2121 Před 2 lety +3

      @@ulfberht4431 Good point.

  • @dylantennant6594
    @dylantennant6594 Před 2 lety +11

    So I have a theory that makes me like this even movie even more:
    Let say Triton is the Triton from Greek myth. It’s never out right stated, but he does have qualities that make it plausible he is the sea god (the Trident, the general Greek design of his palace and his chariot pulled by sea horses.). If he is Triton, that could potentially make Ariel immortal, or at least have longevity. So Triton litterally giving her humanity, I think is touching. One is she is excepting the fact she’ll probably die someday, while her family lives on, all for her love. And two, it’s Triton excepting of it, that’s somewhat bitter sweet. He is essentially excepting the fact she won’t be with him for eternity, but excepts it because she is happy.
    Triton really doesn’t deserve the hate. He’s possibly a god after all and honestly, and this is something I do wish Disney would do is talk about how being both a king and a father is hard, and often they don’t make the right choices, and it’s up to their children to learn amd grow from it. Honestly, Triton reminds me a lot of Stoic from How to Train Your Dragon. Both are kings with rebellious children who don’t fit in and have interests in things that they view would bring harm to their people. Yet I don’t see any Stoic hate.

    • @xenosayain1506
      @xenosayain1506 Před 2 lety +1

      Interesting perspective. In case English is your 2nd language, or your grammar isn't great. Exceptance is incorrect. To except something or excise something is removing for separating.
      You're looking for acceptance. To accept is to hold onto, willing take in, or to rationalize.
      I'm going to look more into Triton. I just realized I know nothing about the mythos when it comes to the son of Poseidon.

    • @dylantennant6594
      @dylantennant6594 Před 2 lety +4

      My bad. English is my first language, I just have a bad habit of mixing grammar tenses up.
      And, yeah look into Triton. He’s not mentioned as much as his father, but the allusions to him in the movie makes an interesting theory at the least.

  • @jaguarwarrior7627
    @jaguarwarrior7627 Před 2 lety +4

    The pink elephants dear god the soulless black eyed pink elephants, those abominations scared me as a child and make me unsettled to this day

  • @inertviewer5160
    @inertviewer5160 Před 2 lety +11

    I thought King Triton rules over the merpeople not fish so a coastal kingdom eating fish wouldn't be a problem, also what do merpeople eat if not fish....shipwrecked sailors?

  • @fallentitan9286
    @fallentitan9286 Před 2 lety +4

    I feel like the most scariest to me as a kid was Aladdin King Midas hand…because as a kid (yes I was a dumb kid) I thought the hand turned u into cheese and ur end was to rot to death or be eaten by mice…..I didn’t know who king Midas was until I grew up and got into Myths and legends

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Funny enough, Walt did an animation on King Midas, but nobody liked it.

    • @fallentitan9286
      @fallentitan9286 Před 6 měsíci

      really....what is the title of it, I would really love to see it since king midas is a rare story to tell@@robbiewalker2831

  • @rodan9773
    @rodan9773 Před 2 lety +10

    Remember to give Raven a THUMBS UP....to soon lol > 🎹 hehe.
    Respect and keep up the epic work.

  • @tropetrinitytrilogy8533
    @tropetrinitytrilogy8533 Před 2 lety +8

    Why does everyone hate King Triton so much?! Is it because he's a well written character with flaws and different beliefs than the protagonist? The scene where he says "What have I done" is probably one of the most powerful scenes any Disney Princess parent gets! You see that he isn't gleeful about upsetting his daughter, and even blames himself for her running off at least partially. Also, the fact that King Triton had a symphony where his daughters sang is not mad, and the fact that this guy has such strong feelings about that is bizarre lol
    When you photoshopped your helmet on the Eric statue I died that was amazing 🤣
    Personally, I am glad the movie has a happy ending, because it's for kids. It's like when people say Hercules isn't accurate to the mythology. I do think it would be cool to watch an accurate movie, but that movie should not be a Disney animated film!
    Also, poor Scuttle 😢 he doesn't deserve the hate.

  • @stillbuyvhs
    @stillbuyvhs Před 6 měsíci +1

    The concert ended with Ariel's sisters presenting her to the kingdom; it was probably some sort of debutant party.

  • @anonymussicarius8899
    @anonymussicarius8899 Před 2 lety +11

    Just want to point out, that Emperor Nero forced the aristocracy to sit through his artistic performances. According to the later roman gossip pregnant women had to give birth during these events because it was prohibited to leafe teh audience under threat of death, and some played dead jsut to escape this. So even his /unfunny joke) is false. XD
    Also, why is the mermaid "confusingly normal sized"?

  • @frostfiredirewolf8517
    @frostfiredirewolf8517 Před 2 lety +4

    I might be crazy, but doesn't the original story end with her becoming something sort of Angel. Like a wind spirit after she dies becoming seafoam? I could be thinking of a later retelling.

    • @beethovensfidelio
      @beethovensfidelio Před rokem +1

      You’re not crazy. That’s correct.
      The mermaid becoming a daughter of the air was added after Hans Christian Andersen’s editor found the original ending of the mermaid turning into sea foam too morbid.

  • @inserisciunnome
    @inserisciunnome Před 2 lety +3

    13:00
    Note: Joanne d'arc, saint patron of France, was about seventeen years old when She Met up with the king of france and later led the french to victory against the english armies. Ok, well, to be Fair, She DID die, but you get the point.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 Před 10 měsíci

      funny part was she told the king on her last march out the voice telling her to go was gone and she thought she should return home iirc so that's funny

  • @Demolitiondude
    @Demolitiondude Před 2 lety +8

    Ernest scared stupid is more terrifying. And it has some pretty damn bad scares.

    • @beethovensfidelio
      @beethovensfidelio Před rokem

      I guess that’s why Disney released that film under the “Touchstone Pictures”.

  • @matityaloran9157
    @matityaloran9157 Před 9 měsíci +2

    21:49, this guy has no idea how big the Ocean is

  • @calebclifford463
    @calebclifford463 Před 2 lety +2

    I see your Little Mermaid is the most terrifying Disney movie and raise you one Pinnochio

  • @matityaloran9157
    @matityaloran9157 Před 9 měsíci +2

    5:42, this guy hasn’t heard of Nero

  • @matityaloran9157
    @matityaloran9157 Před 9 měsíci +1

    15:25, it’s not clear to me why he didn’t just show René Auberjonois trying to cook Sebastian to make his point.

  • @kielbasamage
    @kielbasamage Před 2 lety +5

    Ah, Cracked. That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time, and disliked even longer.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 Před 2 lety +2

      After about a half dozen articles, if I saw a list of "X of Y from Z" or "Why A is B!" and also saw that it was on Cracked, I'd ignore it, because Cracked articles were NEVER funny and almost always either stupid or mean spirited, or stupidly mean spirited.

  • @mahoganydoughnut6082
    @mahoganydoughnut6082 Před 2 lety +2

    You know i think im enjoying this channels the little mermaid arc too much.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 Před 2 lety

      There's more of an arc than the Star Wars Sequels.
      Which isn't hard, but it's a minimum goal all should aspire to.
      Also, the centaur date story is a better love story than Twilight.
      Which also isn't hard, but it's also a goal all work towards.

  • @matityaloran9157
    @matityaloran9157 Před 9 měsíci +1

    27:20, I’m not even sure modern audiences think that. Cracked et al just like to claim that.

  • @thegamingnecronoverlord8935

    I actually didn't know there was a prequel movie nor a sequel to the little mermaid

  • @opinionofmine3238
    @opinionofmine3238 Před 2 lety

    Absolutely loved the video series! I do think you were a bit uncharitable on this one though. I do understand not liking that guy's sense of humor (Cracked fell out of favor with me a long time ago as well) but I think it is pretty obvious that those 'arguments' he made were almost entirely intended to be jokes. In fact that's a big reason why my opinion of cracked soured over time, as they began to take themselves far too seriously, whereas things like the episode you commented on were clearly largely intended as a joke - whether or not you found that joke particularly amusing.

  • @TennoWolf
    @TennoWolf Před 2 lety +1

    Quick Question Raven: Any chance for a video on HP Lovecraft's work.

  • @leeblackwolf3158
    @leeblackwolf3158 Před 2 lety +3

    12:46 😂, but yeah I agree this dude was way to cringey to watch glad I watched your video I couldn't probably last the first min of it, I enjoy yours way more because you actually are entertaining and good, and it's very disappointing that everyone keeps putting these new Disney movies on a high pedestal and try to crap on the originals but it's so fun watching you rip them apart with your facts and knowledge so I can't complain 😌.

  • @labodge7322
    @labodge7322 Před 2 lety +1

    My dude Raven you burned this cracked stupid trought all the circles of hell so much your arguments are fire and when u put scar song over it man i just started to hysteracticly laugh and i 100 % agree with u being ariel type and am pretty sure Hanna can turn you in a merman I can not wait to the next one take care

  • @badgamemaster
    @badgamemaster Před 2 lety +3

    Guess the guy never head about Caligula or Caracalla... but then again... he seems not to know much about nobles and royals from the past.
    And because he brings up the movie with Ariel's mother it was wrong that he said that we don't know why Triton hates humans...
    STOP PICKING ON SCUTTLE!

  • @SuperSwordman1
    @SuperSwordman1 Před 2 lety +3

    So...does Cracked understand anything? They seem pretty out there in their ideas. Also, they aren't funny. But they REALLY think they're funny.

  • @joshuahale911
    @joshuahale911 Před 6 měsíci

    I love how you made the centaur girlfriend Centorea Shianus

  • @ATLONGLASTASAP
    @ATLONGLASTASAP Před rokem

    he looks like hes ready to practice for a personality test

  • @Hyuinn
    @Hyuinn Před 2 lety +4

    Since you have a date with a mermaid I suppose you've broke up with the centaur. I feel kinda sorry for her...

    • @RavenKnightYT
      @RavenKnightYT  Před 2 lety +6

      It’s very unfortunate, she ended up moving back to Scotland. :( we still keep in touch though.

    • @ericknudsen98
      @ericknudsen98 Před 2 lety +1

      @@RavenKnightYT Damn it! 🤣 Take my like.

  • @TheZombieburner
    @TheZombieburner Před 2 lety +3

    Remember when Cracked used to be funny?
    Yeah me neither.

  • @Cerebrum123
    @Cerebrum123 Před 4 měsíci

    I will say that I think that the concert is mostly if not entirely for Triton's benefit. It's his way of showing off to Atlantica. However, I don't think that the video you are responding to makes the point very well.

  • @robbiewalker2831
    @robbiewalker2831 Před 7 měsíci

    Hey, Raven? If you don't mind me discussing with you about "The Little Mermaid", why don't we discuss the *contrast* between Disney's adaptation and the Hans Christian Andersen original? You wanna know why I'm saying this? Because I do not care for Disney's "The Little Mermaid" in general.

    • @RavenKnightYT
      @RavenKnightYT  Před 6 měsíci

      I enjoy the Disney version as a narrative and childrens movie, but I do find that I enjoy the original book more.

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 Před 6 měsíci

      @@RavenKnightYT I probably would unpack a lot to say, but I feel doing so in a DM of some kind, like Discord perhaps, would be my safe bet, if I don't want to get people riled up over whether or not the film I didn't like is just a film with good animation and a trash story. Bare in mind, when I wish to discuss topics like this, I'm judging the story from an observational standpoint, not the matter of opinion.
      BTW, the Duke of Soul is not racist... that black fish is though.

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 Před 6 měsíci

      @@RavenKnightYT Would you like to discuss about it here, or on Discord?

  • @michaeldalton1922
    @michaeldalton1922 Před 2 lety +2

    You obviously didn't get the joke. Cracked is awesome and always will be 😎

    • @RavenKnightYT
      @RavenKnightYT  Před 2 lety +5

      That comment was funnier than the Cracked video I responded to! Thanks for the chuckle.

    • @michaeldalton1922
      @michaeldalton1922 Před 2 lety +1

      @@RavenKnightYT what's actually funny is DOB says "I will never die!"
      Then Cracked gets baught out the staff gets fired and the site went to shit. 😥
      2010 they were cutting edge, man. 😆

  • @Whiteknight23495
    @Whiteknight23495 Před 8 měsíci

    Does cracked and anyone that raven has responded understand these Disney movies are all about love and compassion, and commitment do they know what that even is marriage is built on commitment and love which takes 2 consent and commitments and marriage is a life commitment not a one night stand

  • @fallentitan9286
    @fallentitan9286 Před 2 lety

    The whole thing that they say mermaids/mermans don’t eat fish and I’m like who says (unless they did say it in the movie and I missed it) but I see Ariel and her best friend relationship like how we r best friends with our cats and dogs and I’m sure they do kill fish because how else r they wearing clam shells or using clam shells as “technology” and my king is a beefy boy I’m pretty sure he needs a lot of protein to keep that figure….but who knows I’m just some guy on the inter web

  • @blankadams3120
    @blankadams3120 Před 2 lety

    My first thought on seeing Daniel's name in the opening was revulsion... and I couldn't place why, as I haven't watched Cracked in years... and then he started talking.

  • @t.h.2906
    @t.h.2906 Před 2 lety +2

    I used to like Cracked before they went Far Left in 2015. Their content is trash now.

  • @snuggyxiii7642
    @snuggyxiii7642 Před 2 lety

    His humour is scarier than clown’s and spider’s.

  • @magmos6346
    @magmos6346 Před 2 lety

    Oh DoB...what happened to you?

  • @jonnyboy4289
    @jonnyboy4289 Před 2 lety +2

    Why do people have a grudge against this innocent animated childrens' film?
    Because Ariel is a poorly written, helpless, and unlikable brat who makes bad choices only to rely on others to fix the problems she made instead of actively saving the day on her own and learning a lesson.
    (I'm sorry but the hatred of this film (and Ariel) is driving me nuts).

    • @beethovensfidelio
      @beethovensfidelio Před rokem

      To answer your question, it’s because 1) no film is free from criticism, and because 2) children are easily impressionable, so it’s important to be wary of the bad messages that Disney films carry.

    • @beethovensfidelio
      @beethovensfidelio Před rokem +1

      I mean, by your logic, “Caillou” shouldn’t be criticized because it’s a show aimed at preschoolers, even though Caillou is an obnoxious brat who remorselessly pinched his baby sister Rosie’s cheeks so hard that she cried loudly.

    • @jonnyboy4289
      @jonnyboy4289 Před rokem

      @@beethovensfidelio Caillou has every right to be called out and I'm not gonna argue. He is an obnoxious brat. No argument here.
      It sounds like you're insulting me because you think no one should insult kids entertainment because it's for kids. Well, I'm not one of them!
      Now stop putting words in my mouth and insulting me and leave me the hell alone!!!

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 Před 9 měsíci +3

      She’s actually a well-written character. She rescued Prince Eric well before he saved her and when she wants something she actively pursues it.

    • @jonnyboy4289
      @jonnyboy4289 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@matityaloran9157 And she saved Flounder from a shark, and inadvertantly killed Flotsam and Jetsem.
      In addition, the point of the story is that Ariel wants to go to the surface and in the end, Ariel was right and Triton was mistaken as the surface is where she belongs and (thanks to Eric killing Ursula) Triton realizes that not all humans are bad. So, Ariel doesn't change. But, she does realize that Ursula tricked her. So, she doesn't need much growth. While Ariel gets saved in the end, she already has shown her agency (Saving Flounder from a shark, killing Ursula's eels, saving Eric). So, Ariel being saved in the end was Eric's shining moment. Plus, Ariel moved the story forward compared to the previous 3 Disney princesses who were passive in their stories and had little to nothing to do other than be saved while the supporting characters (the dwarfs, the original 3 princes, the fairy godmother, and the 3 good fairies) did all the work to move the story forward, not the princess characters.
      When I heard that they were remaking the Little Mermaid and making changes to the story to fix the original films problems, I was nervous because people were trashing this movie for years and it's been making my blood boil for years like I became a fan for the wrong reasons because I thought Ariel was badass as opposed to a dumb girly damsel who does nothing but waits to be rescued after playing the first Kingdom Hearts video game during a time when I looked down at princess characters as dumb girly damsels who do nothing but wait to be saved (including the Disney Princesses). But boy was I wrong. In spite of these "updates" in the remake, instead of "surpassing" the original, it ended up uniting people to see the point of the story of the original and see that the remake missed the point of the story of the original film. Thus, uniting people and see why and how and what made the story work in the original. It's like people began appreciating the original film more (and I'm glad it happened).