Bill Burr & Joe Rogan - I interviewed a GOLD DIGGER
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- Bill Burr & Joe Rogan talk about meeting Gold diggers in the club and how they honestly disclosed they were and openly talk about their game plans. Also, Bill Burr and his unnamed friend ghosted a Sabertooth.
In the room - Bill Burr, Steve O, Joe Rogan, Jayden James, Eddie Bravo
Podcast Name - The Icehouse Chronicles Podcast
By Deathsquad. Hosted By Brian Redbad, Joe Rogan, Eddie Bravo
#BillBurr #JoeRogan #golddigger - Komedie
Have you ever met a Gold Digger? 🤔 Share your experience... 👇🏻
Yes and when she found out I didn't have any gold she stole all my scrap metal😬🤦
No, I was the gold digger, quite successfully $🤑💰 I might add, but a couple of things happened: I discovered hitting the pipe (booyah💣) and I got old, here's life's cruelest joke: you are young man, considered good looking, get girls at will....until you can't anymore...getting old sucks, I see an aging actress that was smoking 🔥 hot in her earlier years, it freaks me out, hmm? I may just be an "ageist" now, some new blue check brigade buzz word
EVERYONE WOMAN
Sadly I was married to one. Fun fact: when I was watching the Amerd Heard/Johnny Depp trail and heard about Amber's diagnosis (Borderline Personality Disorder/Histronic Personality Disorder), I was like Holy Shit: that was my ex-wife to a T! I remember telling my Uncle what her diagnosis was, he was like "Whatever, that bitch is just F'ing Crazy." Pretty sure Kayne wrote a song about that F'ing Bitch LOL.
whats your intro song from?
"I have no idea why they were so honest..."
- They thought you didn't have any money. You weren't their target. 😂
It's called bragging.
Truth
Well their targets were the people at the steakhouse not at the bar
@@idagaming576 from what Bill was saying they are trying to get the guy from the steakhouse to take them courtside to the Cavs game where they can leave that guy for a player on one of the teams playing who have the big bucks. Not a bad idea if you have no morals.
They had to advertise themselves somehow. The men they came across were most likely respectful and looking for hardworking women, so they had to put themselves out there and do some networking.
"Beyond a Cougar, what do they call em? Sabretooth," I fucking died
Like watching a pro QB just drilling a receiver in the hands with seemingly no effort.
This was terrible 😕 😪
Mellencamp
I think they are called Panthers when older than cougars .
Wooly mammoth
Sabertooth! 😂 bill is just naturally a comedian.
And Professionally I heard he’s pretty good!
The dude fires on all 16 of his cylinders.
lmao gotta love Bill
is that a joke on like more extreme older than coogar?
Lol a bit long on the tooth 😅
I love that Bill Burr has total respect for and fascination with any man or woman or person who has the audacity to be honest
Must love Larry David
He must hate Joe Rogan. Dude changes his opinions based on his guest.
@@aaronenglish5929 ever think he didn't know much about the topic and they convinced him he was wrong through reason?
Lu Mas, your comment deserves its own YT video. Rad
@@ryanfluck4481 I agree. He'll have an opinion on anything but he's not trying to always convince himself his opinions are right
Calling an older cougar a sabretooth is the fucking most hilarious thing I’ve heard in months LMAO
It came so naturally to him too
That was so fucking funny
I actually worked with a woman in Newport Beach, California, who had no shame in being a gold digger. She would do the same thing as Bill described: use her beautiful looks to meet rich men during happy hour at expensive restaurant bars and, through them, sit courtside at Lakers games. She ended up hooking up with a player from the Utah Jazz, but it didn't last. I'll never forget when one of the rich men she met at a happy hour got killed when he lost control of his Porsche while racing someone on a street. She met many of his mistresses and his wife at his wake. She went to the wake to meet his friends. To her, it was all about money.
Most of the time these women have sex with high-value athletes, but that's all they get....... Ladies if you hook up with them in one night they consider you a hoe, just won their respecting for the night, that post nut clarity , you're out of there !!
That's actually crazy. It is all about the money, but it wouldn't surprise me if she was trying to holler at those rich wives too. Except rich wives will know what you're trying to do and might just tell you to f off.
People usually after $$$ dont give a crap about peoples feelings. Gold digger or not.
I met a gal online that had a home in Laguna....she had a huge pit bull and guns in every room. She tried to borrow 20K from me....she ripped off tons of men ....told me she was DR but she actualy was a stripper
“Why would they just tell you this?”
Because after the Kardashians this is now considered normal and even good business acumen
Maybe, but also they probably didn't see Bill as a potential mark.
those are the most digusting women you can find on earth.
It is normal and good business acumen xD
@@fwu-finallywakingup6033 oh please xD hoes are hoes dude. You think it's somehow different for scarlet johansson to make money on her tits than someone from Ohio or Chicago xD why because she screeches about women's rights now that she's older?
Kardashians, rap, culture in general have normalized being a parasite
I grew up in Vegas and in college I had a sociology class with 47 girls and 5 dudes. Over half were high-end girls who would come to class and talk about their ventures openly. Craziest class I ever had.
Did you bang any, bruh?
What's the craziest story you heard.
Back in the day they were called skanks
Amazing
@@kc72186 Back in the day they weren't all skanks
I never get tired of listening to Bill Burr and Joe Rogan together 🤣🤣🤣
Really?? You need a life then!
@@augustwest6637 I would argue you the one who need a life 😂
I do. Rogan flips the story to him way too frequently.
@@mikecantreed I think he just wants to share from his own crazy life
@@Brukner841We get to here the same 10 stories Rogan has episode after episode. When a guest comes on I want to hear about them. People who don’t hit the ball back in a conversation are exhausting.
Steve-o trying to mumble rap… fucking hilarious
"One last corned beef sandwich". Hell of a way to describe a sabretooth's snapper.
“I tried to put a button on it. They’re not always gems.” Bill Burr is a Legend.
I was mistaken for a professional footballer in a pub in London and these 2 girls followed me around all night, desperately trying to make eye contact and bumping into me. A mate said that I should use this to my advantage but I said that they’re expecting a chauffeur driven car to a five star hotel, getting a bus back to my bedsit would’ve spoiled the mood I think.
You should've said, you can't come to my hotel but they can take a room to another hotel. Make them pay for it, lay the pipe and get out
A group of my friends went to a strip club in Tampa for a bachelor party. For some reason there was a rumor going around that we were NFL players among the dancers and staff. Those girls were like vultures and we weren't about to let them know that we're just a bunch of nobodies that happen to go to the gym. This was in the late 90's.
Which footballer were you mistaken for?
If you say Tevez......you're wounded looool 🤣
Just bang them in the back next to the alley
True stories make a good comedy act and you just wrote a good one there!
The reason they are so upfront with it and just tell it all is because there isn't a large risk of it ruining their plan on gold digging. Yeah some guys won't fool with them...but a lot of others will. So there isn't any consequences to them telling all their secrets.
Yeah a lot of guys without money underestimate how many rich dudes are willing to enter a purely transactional relationship.
Perhaps because it was clear to the women that these guys were not what they were looking for.
@@callanc3925 a lotnof guys without money actually know that
Lot of rich guys that are like President or CEO level that have a little time to spare and don’t want to just order a hooker will go to the places where they know gold diggers hangout purposefully to find a new sugar baby. The whole life goal for these girls is to either get married to an old rich guy that will die quickly, or just have multiple sugar daddies. To be fair, let them do their thing I don’t give a shit, if it was up to me I would make prostitution legal everywhere.
@@Bleilock1 no they don't if you watch our society especially on social media it still baffles people
I almost choked on my food. Sabertooth tiger.
Man, Joe is like a kid brother when Bill gets on. Bill just gets things more real.
Rogan's stick figure is priceless.
God I love this animation. Burr is a friggin genius
I think the animator misinterpreted Joe’s story about asking how much she charged. The animation seemed to convey that the men thought that they had a shot with her now, but Joe was saying how they were now aware that they were played. They definitely weren’t excited.
@@Truedoogie I think you misunderstood, it was clear as day to me
@@Milliardo66 no i think Jamie is right, they didn't realise she was a hooker and they just thought she was coming on to them but she was trying to take advantage of them
Pretty sure Burr didn't animate those
Bill Burr is not an animator haha
I like how Joe has the strongest kicking game in the world and his drawing is all upper body and no legs lol
Lmbooooo. I just noticed. The shade. Lool
To be fair, that is a baller way to start a meaningful conversation. You drop a bombshell like that even the most dismissive men on planet earth would instantly be like: Tell me more.
Steve O trying to mumble rap in background lmao
"One last corned beef sandwich" was golden for me 🤣 but "Sabertooth" took me out 🤣🤣
in this case the woman was not a gold digger, she was a professional
The gold digger was Bill's first story from the comedy club's bar in Cleveland, not Joe's story from Vegas with the professional.
Same business not the same clients. I consider the thing overpriced.
Just like any other woman.
Ice house chronicles holy shit. Those were amazing. A decade old
"They're not confessing. They're bragging." - The Big Short
I got busted for weed and had to do some community service picking up litter. One day there was a young woman also along to pick up trash. I asked her "So what do you do?" "I'm a crack whore." she replied.
Alrighty then.
😂
XD
Bless her heart.
No way
@@alexarias5717 Waaaay!
This is actually amazing. Bill Burr is America’s #1 journalist!
Love Burr's "musicality" at the end 🤣🤣
I laughed the hardest at "Sabertooth" from Bill Burr! #Legend
Yes, I've met a woman before. Sure.
Saltyyyyyyyy
Excellent answer
Really
Lmfao
There are independent women too. Lol
OMG these guys together is EPIC!
There have been so many great up-and-coming comics lately that I forgot just how funny Billy Blue Balls was
I had a similar experience in Vegas. On the floor of a NICE casino. I was talking to my friend and this pretty girl walks by. Long blond hair, real short skirt. Like so short, if she took a long step, you could have seen if she was a real blond. I feel her stop behind me and says to this dude in a perfect conversational tone: " It'll be 20 for the week." My eyes got big. My friend's eyes got big. I mouthed "twenty thousand dollars?" My friend, wide eyed, shrugged and nodded. I took a quick glance over my shoulder. Dude was just some ordinary shmoe with shorts and a polo. $20,000. For a week. So many questions. At the very least, what did this guy do that he could basically set fire to $20k. I hope he had fun. This country boy from south Alabama (me) got a little bit of real world that day. Not to mention, some dude at a poker table fiddling with poker chips worth more than my house. Vegas is so....
Holy shit, for 20,000 dollars that girl better be walking around the house naked and ready for sex 24/7
@@BattleBladeWarrior I know, right. HA! We had the same thoughts. 😆
@@michaelpardo8403 yeah it probably becomes appealing for many to have a very beautiful girl for basically nothing in return if you have that kind of money, although it also probably becomes boring in the long run since they are mostly empty and cold women.
That bit about taking a long step was clever writing
@@michaelpardo8403 Those figures don't sound quite right lol. That would mean he is earning 8.4 billion a week or 436.8 billion a year.
Burr just has the best stories.
Legend has it the 53-year-old saber tooth got a facelift after that encounter and turned into a 28-year-old lizard.
The sad part about that honesty... It was slightly insulting. Because if you were even potentially a mark, they wouldn't have said shit.
It's not insulting if you aren't insulted. They probably know he a wife and not pathetic to go to whores
Bills a smart dude he can sense the danger they would know he's not the dude
Those women could have been on a bed naked in a luxury hotel suite with Bill and his dick saying _"Do it! Do it! Fuck it! Do it!"_ but Bill would have tucked it back, fascinated with all of the free comedy material about gold digging whores for his next special.
Yeah, that's not a sad thing. That's a clear sign of respect they could see that Bill can't be hustled like that.
They knew Bill wasn't a chump.
How could these two not have a good time? Love the stick man with red beard...Spitting image.
One of my former friends was a SUPER hot petite young lady, will call her Tracy, early 20s, and she moved away. A couple of years later I was asking a mutual friend, one of her BFF ladies, what happened to Tracy and what she was up to these days. She said without skipping a beat, "Oh she's hardcore into dating baseball players and basketball players now, that's her main thing."
Lol i love the end credit song. Bill burrs finally into EDM!!!
"Just trying to button on it; they're not all gems." Freaking hilarious.
“It’s like when one of those legendary diners finally goes out of business and everybody gets sad and goes down there for one last corned beef sandwich before they turn it into a BestBuy.”
I laughed so hard when Bill Burr said that!
the corned beef to an old pussy analogy got lost on most i think lmao
I wish Bill’s EDM mix was a ring tone
Also search for "youtube video to ringtone"
It’s an actual song. You can definitely find a ringtone. The song is “Do You?” by Troy Boi
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This is a fan run channel btw. I don't think Bill is even into edm.
@@beartrap3400 probably not lol
"steve O trying to mumble rap in the background" got me dead 💀
I love he mentioned Star Diner in White Plains NY! Still there, nothing has changed!
its a solid hit to the self esteem thats true, it happened to me once, I met this chic on tinder around 10 pm on Friday night and she wanted to meet me, she met me at the bar and said she wanted to go to bathroom and she never returned, she texted me later im not her type.
You know what happened, right? It's not that you "weren't her type", It's that she found a better dude on tinder. Part of the reason apps suck
@@ABHav0k55 nah she saw me and went to restroom, she had no time to find someone else.
It's not you, it's how you were dressed and how you presented yourself. I met this chick and I had a similar reaction - but only because she made NO effort to make herself presentable in anyway - just sweaty out of work and nothing else. It indicated severe low self esteem that she didn't think she could be attractive in any way. Wear a nice shirt and smile, no one will go anywhere :) Best of luck.
@@innerDialectic I dressed very well, and didnt smile, she said something like I wasn't into her, the way I looked, she figured that out in a second, that I was not attracted to her but also she could be lying about that im not her type because she knew I didnt like her so she bounced.
@@kiklocus4660 well was she right? Either way It sounds more to do with her self esteem issues than anything to do with you.
I got the corn beef sandwich joke even if Joe didn’t. 😂
We all got it. It’s just not that funny. Trying to be funny is rarely funny.
@@JC-li8kk
That would put every comedian out of work then.
@@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 Very difficult to make it. That’s why so many of them try sitcoms & get into acting. It’s a more natural way to make ppl laugh. Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, King of Queens, much funnier than their stand-ups in my opinion. Katt Williams is prob the only stand-up that can make me laugh by just standing on the stage.
@@JC-li8kk
So all those people you list weren't trying to be funny in all those shows?
@@JC-li8kk lost all credibility w the "sitcoms are easier to make people laugh" bit...
Finally, a discussion about something other than their money! Yay. I can watch Rogan again!! More Randall Carlson!
Great comedians are the best story tellers
That Saber tooth line was hilarious
"I was baffled" is a hilarious response.
The last story had me dying tho 😂😂
4:07 Steve-o’s laugh 🤣
Bill is an American cultural treasure. No lie.
This was brilliant!
Beyond a cougar!! sabertooth!! hahahha Bill you are the best!!
Joes legs vs torso lololol
I met a gold digger in Amsterdam Casino 20 years ago. I was tripping hard on shrooms and playing roulette, dressed like a hobo but betting high. So this woman with in an evening gown sat next to me and watching me play for 20 mins. But by then i was tripping so hard i couldnt bet anymore and i couldnt tell if she is 20 or 90. So i got out of there.
🤣🤣 omg 🤣😭
what a great story, that was an amazing, thank you so much for sharing
I lold hard at how this story ended abruptly without anything cool happening and then lold harder at Paddington's comment of thanks
I bet she thinks she is a strong, independent, queen lmao
@@mwfmtnman 🤣🤣🤣
SABRETOOTH!!! How have I not heard this before?!?! That is one of the greatest things I've ever heard
This is GOLD.
I love how Bill isn't a snitch
That's how you play it! It's about the funny situation not gossip.
Never met a self proclaimed gold digger but I knew this girl once that said something that always stuck with me, She was talking about this dude saying he wasn't very good looking but his car made him attractive to her. I remember being like "Damn... that pussy magnet shit is actually true" 😆
Yeah There was this one girl in a creative writing class I had with her, and she told a friend on the phone, while I was walking by her with a friend of mine, and we both heard her talk to her friend about the last night and how this dude was super rich and not really even attractive, but she liked him enough because SHE LIKED HIS WIFE! I was like "did you just hear her say what I think she said?" My friend who was walking beside me just nodded and was like, "Some ladies are just like that. You gotta watch out around here."
I'm a millionaire and drive a 2004 Toyota Camry with 205,000 miles on it. It's been decisions like this throughout my life that got me to millionaire status in the first place. ANYONE can drive a 6 figure car or get a loan on a 6 figure car yet have ZERO net worth. Ladies might want to think about that next time they are next to some goober in a 6 figure sports car or truck who is paying over $1,000 a month on a loan (stupid to begin with) for their depreciating "asset".
@@usaman7358sometimes it’s about a feeling for a weekend, not about a pragmatic coupling over a life time.
That girl sounded like a pos haha. I can’t fathom having such a garbage and materialistic mindset.
Lmfao... bill is so real, so funny!
That jam at the end was fire!
I was dying laughing from the cartoon, the analogies, Bill just shoots straight from the hip and I funny as hell, and Rogan busting in earnestly with his story had me laughing harder. My brother sent me this clip. My brother. He knew I would laugh. 😂
Hmm.. Why would your brother send you THIS clip? ..🤔
Asking for a friend..
@@ntvypr4820Because we make fun of them all the time. He knows it is the epitomy of everything I don't stand for. 😂
Beware of the sabertooths 😂
That outro though! Pure gold!
I could never want to not hear mr burr talk..does not seem to matter the topic I love his stories and his outlook is great
Best video ending ever 😂
Sabertooth 🤣
This animation is fire! 🤣
😆😆
The way they left is called “An Irish goodbye “
Str8 up ghosting a person
At least they were honest about it.
Yeah, because Burr looks nothing like their target demographic. If those broads would've had dug into him, the only vein they would've had found would be the one on Burr's forehead, because when he gets mad, what comes out of his mouth is pure gold.
Where did this originally air? I want to hear the whole thing
3:46 lmao 🤣 I'm dying over
"And you were on stage?" Too funny.
Leave it to the BJJ guys to miss all the hints 😂
😂haha
STEVE TRYING MUMBLE RAP LMAOOOOOO
Lmfao “Steve-o trying to mumble rap in the background” 😂
That Steve-O drawing is perfect.
Was at a BBQ the other day and a new coug to the neighborhood asked one of the bachelor's what his profession was. He said I work at( blank) and you should have seen her face. It was glorious because we all knew what her position was at that point and played accordingly. Lmao,,,, we were the poorest subhuman group of male's she'd ever had the displeasure of being acquainted to....(howling and rolling 🤣
Sounds like a hell of good time!🎉
I can't lie. I felt bad for that woman at the end.
I hope she is ok and I wish her well.
@@johnnychopping3655 let's hope.
People look down on people like her.
JESUS died for her too. I pray He saves her soul.
True, but that was like, the _last_ rejection for her. She knew then that it was over.
She was probably very attractive in her youth as well (hence why she couldn’t let it go).
@@TPRM1 yes . Maybe.
@@southsideman4891 The fact is for women, they get less attractive as they age. We (men) get more attractive.
As rated by the opposite sex, men peak in attractiveness at age 50. Women peak at 18.
Whenever you get rejected by a woman, and we all do, just think to yourself, “Add five years.” She might not be so picky then. 🤷🏻♂️
(I don’t say this to be unkind to women; I genuinely feel sorry for them. I’m about to turn 40, and feel like I’m entering my best years. If I was a woman I’d be _freaking the fuck out._ it’s just how our species operates.)
@@TPRM1 I wish men and women well
This outro is PERFECTION!
Dude, those drawings are awesome. 😂😂😂
I live in Cleveland, I've never been to a steakhouse because I can't understand why anyone would pay $30 for a $6 steak.
They are not talking about McDONALDS.
The ambience.
By which I mean, so you can meet gold diggers, lol.
Steve-o trying to mumble rap in the background killed me xD
Gotta say i like the honesty, no bs women are refreshing.
Many don't realize that there are minor league gold diggers and big league. A thief is a thief even if he steals 1 dollar or a million. Gold diggers are practically everywhere right now, just that rich targets/victims are rare.
If Burr is right , those ladies were likely the real deal.
Those women are pragmatists and realists. Rare breed.
Nah, you're just poor. If you were rich, their breed would not be so rare for you.
@@anaximanderofapollonia9842Nah they are poor if they are gold diggers. They are rare in terms of honesty. That was the point.
However if you want to lose your money to women like that be my guest.
The difference is I've got my money while you probably have none because you spend it all on women.
Touch luck, loser.
These are amazing…
Stars diner in white plains New York - a classic/great reference lmao
I like this personally. I think if more women were honest if they jsut want a guy for money, and more men were honest that they're just looking for sex/companionship without being tied down, there'd be a lot more working relationships.
All too often we're out to screw each over and just get what we want, so you have "players" lying to girls to get in their pants or "Gold diggers" pretending to be interested in a man when they just want a fancy lifestyle.
Why not just be honest, and get with likeminded people.
There's a lot of men out there who would rather pay for a relationship, and there's a lot of women out there who will put a lot more into the relationship (I.E, better sex, does what you want, etc) as long as they're getting paid.
I get what your saying and in hindsight. Usually every solution brings a few new problems you didn't expect. Sounds pretty miserable if people would openly treat each other that way. Then on the other hand they already do. What I'm trying to say is please give me a hug and tell me it's going to be alright :')
@@sircolt8184 Ok, well here's a virtual hug for you. *hug* everything is going to be ALL RIGHT. Just ask Bob Marley.
@@sircolt8184 Yes, relationships can't be this way (though some are and people in them are in denial). But this makes a good case for legalizing prostitution.
This simply won't happen because the delusion is part of it.
For men the delusion that this smoking hot 20yo woman wants to fuck you because you're "confident" or your "personality", not because you promised to buy her a car.
And for women the delusion that you're "special" and a male model looking guy won't just fuck your brains out and move on to the next one.
They wouldn't be working relationships, they'd just be another failed one.
And honesty don't help, because a part of what gets people going is the whole secrecy, and things that are left unsaid.
I’ve never met anyone like that (as far as I know) but I’ve known young women that get the gold thrown at them for existing and being pleasant so they pick some of it up.
Love the toons....lol
"................ I tried to put a button on it. They're not all gems." 🤷♂ Hilarious.🤣
damn Bill and Joe really aren't operating on the same intellectual plane, even on a silly subject like this
Bill is elite
Some call them cougars, I call them Krueger's. Dressed to the hilt but wrinkled af. Haha
Love dis
I love the song at the end of these podcasts ..
Where can we get this .. I wanna make it my ringtone..
She was probably climbing out of the bathroom window as those two donuts were creeping out the front door.