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  • čas přidán 18. 07. 2017
  • I've already planned a number 3 for this series. These videos are actually so fun to make and I bet it's fun for you seeing a fat guy on a dance pad. :-)
    Also over here is the worlds best site in the entire world ever to be witnessed by anyone in the world: csoffer.me/
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  • @STRANGE_BRO
    @STRANGE_BRO Před 6 lety +17094

    Every time Anomaly says ''Papa''
    0:22
    0:29
    0:55
    0:59
    1:04
    1:10
    1:17
    1:27
    1:41
    1:53
    2:20
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    11:29
    11:44
    11:59
    12:04
    12:10
    12:15
    12:18
    12:28
    12:29
    12:31
    In this video alone Anomaly has said ''Papa'' 70 times exactly
    for a 12,75 minute long video the average ''Papa'' per minute (PPM for short) is 5,49019608.
    If u analyse the moments when the ''Papa's'' happen you notice that during lit plays and non-gameplay related parts the PPM shoots up dramatically!

  • @bestsensei1689
    @bestsensei1689 Před 6 lety +2183

    video =>
    %50 papa
    %49 Yes
    %1Game

  • @KeyboardComedian2001
    @KeyboardComedian2001 Před 5 lety +1151

    0:09 *Rainbow Six Siege in a nutshell*

  • @cetincetin6148
    @cetincetin6148 Před 4 lety +111

    Anomaly:
    -Papa im dying!
    Papa:
    -Yes

  • @1R4MgMYl7a
    @1R4MgMYl7a Před 5 lety +209

    3:11
    Deemun do you know Basha Beecep
    *EAAAAAAGH*

  • @Spoony_Official
    @Spoony_Official Před 6 lety +205

    >"...This is how you played in 1945 Papa"
    >"In the trenches of World war... one"
    I didn't know you were such a history nerd

    • @rslongshot7453
      @rslongshot7453 Před 6 lety +3

      Lukas You don't have to be a history nerd to know about WW1...

    • @nicolaorlando80
      @nicolaorlando80 Před 6 lety +14

      / RsLongshot / dude it's sarcastic... 1945 is WW2 not WW1

    • @LanPodder
      @LanPodder Před 6 lety +1

      / RsLongshot / ww1 1945? "History nerd"

    • @user-lx9eg7uq9l
      @user-lx9eg7uq9l Před 6 lety

      Lol ww1 is at 1914 to 1919 I think so

    • @NoobGuy26
      @NoobGuy26 Před 6 lety +3

      Nut3 1918*

  • @krypix
    @krypix Před 5 lety +205

    Nobody:
    Papa anomaly: *Y e s .*

    • @doos6172
      @doos6172 Před 4 lety +2

      Technically its Papa Nomaly

  • @thebogris743
    @thebogris743 Před 4 lety +408

    Anomaly: papa
    Papa: yes
    .
    .
    .
    Anom.: papa
    Papa: yes
    The circle of life

  • @JerryTheToast
    @JerryTheToast Před 6 lety +494

    Script for Papanomaly in this video:
    Yes! ... Yes! ... Yes! ... Yes! ... Yes! ... Yes! ... Yes! ... Yes! ... You sound like goofy ... G-Spot ... Yes! ... Yes! ... Yes! ... Yes! ... Yes! ... Yes! ... Yes! ... Yes! ... Yes! ... Yes! ... Yes! ... Yes! That would definitely work! ... Yes! ... Yes! ... I think it was pretty bad. ... Yes! ...
    I lost track counting somewhere in there

  • @MichAel-tn7lc
    @MichAel-tn7lc Před 6 lety +477

    I dont even want to know how much money he spends on doors...

  • @zoojuice7893
    @zoojuice7893 Před 5 lety +112

    0:14 The Swedish fbi is raiding a house (colorized)

  • @RobotPilots
    @RobotPilots Před 4 lety +16

    "In the WW1 Normady, we play with ball mouse."
    Yeah, I remember my great grandpa playing cs 1.6 in Austria, Sarajevo.

  • @rayyapen8597
    @rayyapen8597 Před 6 lety +391

    Papa
    yes
    so papa
    yes
    and papa
    yes
    lets rush b
    papa

  • @legb02
    @legb02 Před 6 lety +142

    Anomaly should try to get sponsored by IKEA so he can destroy more doors

    • @blacktv1585
      @blacktv1585 Před 6 lety

      legb02 HAHAHAHAHAHA U MADE MY FKN DAY. Well its 5.30 rn time to go to sleep before my mom fkn lit me on fire

    • @mrfucksyou5293
      @mrfucksyou5293 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@blacktv1585cock? 🐔

  • @kiru3022
    @kiru3022 Před 4 lety +37

    10:20 he said "m-a marcat"

  • @nattypatty10969
    @nattypatty10969 Před 5 lety +24

    0:10 MASSIVE LEGEND HERE

  • @Anomaly
    @Anomaly  Před 6 lety +1720

    I've been sick for a week and we had the lan meanwhile, that's why I haven't uploaded in a bit longer than usual. I'll start posting videos regularly now that I'm feeling well again. Fun lan videos incoming :D

  • @ProdByKV
    @ProdByKV Před 6 lety +116

    "You know what they say Papa... People with big hands have... Big Gloves.." - This qoute has changed my entire live and believe in humanity. Very Nais

  • @kuba7221
    @kuba7221 Před 3 lety +5

    6:55 the purest laugh ive ever heard

  • @totallynoteverything1.
    @totallynoteverything1. Před 5 lety +23

    8:19 goldeneye: global offensive

  • @Victor-lz9br
    @Victor-lz9br Před 6 lety +325

    Door 🅱️roke

    • @skeeball_
      @skeeball_ Před 6 lety +8

      NeXuZ E-sport Understandable, have a nice day

    • @QBCDesigns
      @QBCDesigns Před 6 lety +2

      Diogo Azevedo Door Broke

  • @HjalleKalleGaming
    @HjalleKalleGaming Před 6 lety +554

    Dumb suggestions for future video: VR, remote, touch, voice commands, drum set, racing wheel with pedals and shit, upside down, mirrored, left handed, have screen turned 90 degrees and stretch the game to it XD, only keyboard, have hands tied up.
    Leave more suggestions and like so he see :D

    • @the_lenny1
      @the_lenny1 Před 6 lety +9

      EndlessFX windows implemented keyboard mouse, gyro mouse, smartphone

    • @julianaframe4200
      @julianaframe4200 Před 6 lety +4

      flight sim yoke + pedals, fishing rod, virtual keyboard, rail driver, finger dance mat, control glove.

    • @HjalleKalleGaming
      @HjalleKalleGaming Před 6 lety +3

      well... it would be good if the stuffs existed...

    • @JoshTGR
      @JoshTGR Před 6 lety +2

      EndlessFX SNES controller, the Play Station controllers without the Analog Sticks (I think the PS1),
      Kinect

    • @Banana-fj5op
      @Banana-fj5op Před 6 lety +1

      xbox 360 or xbox one chatpad for controler

  • @bleichii
    @bleichii Před 3 lety +3

    0:13 i wait for the stepbro

  • @Hollycalvey
    @Hollycalvey Před 6 lety +328

    Anomaly you should ask Mike Wazowski to fix the door!

    • @extremebassline7281
      @extremebassline7281 Před 6 lety

      you're cute

    • @Hollycalvey
      @Hollycalvey Před 6 lety

      ExtremeBassLine thanks :P you are one of the first people to say that that knows the difference between "you're" and "your"

    • @extremebassline7281
      @extremebassline7281 Před 6 lety +2

      Well i'm glad i am

    • @arb1ter543
      @arb1ter543 Před 6 lety +2

      Holly Calvey yeah, i see a lot of people misusing both of them, especially during insults on somebody's wit. by the way mike wazowski would really make a good door repairer.

    • @extremebassline7281
      @extremebassline7281 Před 6 lety

      that is if he has finished his paper work first!

  • @JewishLewish
    @JewishLewish Před 6 lety +739

    Count how many times he says "Papa" in this video

  • @Leon-sr9tu
    @Leon-sr9tu Před 3 lety +5

    Imagine what the cashiers would think when a weird fat guy comes every week and buys a new door

    • @axeldepro5291
      @axeldepro5291 Před 2 lety +1

      This comment is the best i have ever seen.

  • @MurdaRez
    @MurdaRez Před 5 lety +9

    Anomaly: papa can i blow up the house?
    Papa: yEs, yEaH

  • @STRANGE_BRO
    @STRANGE_BRO Před 6 lety +872

    Due to popular demand
    Every time Papanomaly says ''Yes''
    0:53
    0:55
    1:00
    1:03
    1:04
    1:05
    1:07
    1:18
    1:25
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    10:52
    11:00
    11:29
    11:44
    11:59
    12:04
    11:33
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    11:37
    In this video alone Papanomaly has said ''Yes'' 43 times exactly
    for a 12,75 minute long video the average ''Yes'' per minute (YPM for short) is 3,372549019607843
    If you analyze the moments that the ''Yes's'' happen you can see that instead of a constant supply of ''Papa's'' in Anomaly's case Papanomaly has bursts of ''Yes's'' that only happen during non-gameplay related sections.

  • @hanneslundberg4540
    @hanneslundberg4540 Před 6 lety +180

    drinking game: drink everytime he says "pappa"

  • @jeez123
    @jeez123 Před 4 lety +5

    Papa's purpose in the video is litterately just saying yes

  • @BossuJmek2k18
    @BossuJmek2k18 Před 4 lety +3

    "I found my youtube channel, it's the trash!"
    "Yes, it is!"

  • @themetalbrosnl6715
    @themetalbrosnl6715 Před 6 lety +145

    Is your door made out of cardboard?

    • @NordicFrog
      @NordicFrog Před 6 lety +1

      TheMetalBros NL It's one of those amerikan doors.

    • @veeti4210
      @veeti4210 Před 6 lety +2

      Adromedox "military grade wood" yes.

    • @lebbe169
      @lebbe169 Před 6 lety

      GüntherTheCrocodile but he's Swedish soooooo

    • @dagucc7109
      @dagucc7109 Před 6 lety

      Pretty much any old door has card board in he middle

  • @mazsa97
    @mazsa97 Před 6 lety +38

    I wonder what the sellers at ikea think, why anomaly buys a new door every week

  • @Cxbbage
    @Cxbbage Před 4 lety +1

    not the intro we deserved but the one we needed

  • @banan2221
    @banan2221 Před 5 lety +2

    Papanomaly loves the dirty jokes
    I just knew when he started saying great things about the dance mat that he was going to walk upstairs and throw it over the railing.

  • @GenericHandle185
    @GenericHandle185 Před 6 lety +67

    0:48
    "Enemy spotted."

    • @Obstone0
      @Obstone0 Před 6 lety

      Carnivorous Carnivore 😂😂

  • @uncleoscar
    @uncleoscar Před 6 lety +51

    Anomaly! Play Cs:Go with a ps3 dj hero pad.

  • @SaadGolandaz
    @SaadGolandaz Před 4 lety +3

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Papanomaly (in every whole video): Yes.

  • @mrgrin5140
    @mrgrin5140 Před 4 lety +4

    Th door 🚪 tho “Fello Darkness’s my old friend I will kick I once again right PAPA?!?!”

  • @csgowhitegun6638
    @csgowhitegun6638 Před 6 lety +181

    12:14 New door?:DDD

  • @VladimirR0607
    @VladimirR0607 Před 6 lety +236

    12:36 Imagine that youtube had an VR option to watch videos?

  • @profi12
    @profi12 Před 3 lety +1

    i love anomaly you became my favorite csgo youtuber

  • @MantasDz6
    @MantasDz6 Před 2 lety

    You know the video is good when you get a flying gorilla game ad before the video starts.

  • @nis5e
    @nis5e Před 6 lety +321

    05:29 "In the trenches of World War Thr-One"
    He doesn't just say wrong, he corrects himself and THEN says wrong

    • @jamesl.456
      @jamesl.456 Před 6 lety +1

      i dont get it how is the second one wrong

    • @nis5e
      @nis5e Před 6 lety +15

      James L. WW2 was in 1945. For more info, subscribe to my channel where i review WW2-era waifu pillows that the soldiers used, and the Soviet union's finest Naruto fan-fictions. (Some of them were even written by Stalin himself!)

    • @jamesl.456
      @jamesl.456 Před 6 lety +2

      Trench Warfare occurred during World War One and WW2 began in 1939

    • @nis5e
      @nis5e Před 6 lety

      James L. Yes, but it didn't end until 1945, and that's the date anomaly mentions. There you go.

    • @ConeTheBoss559
      @ConeTheBoss559 Před 6 lety

      James L. he said 1945 and then said world war one

  • @_neep
    @_neep Před 6 lety +23

    Papa : "G spot! Yeeiis"

  • @Michal1982Michal1982
    @Michal1982Michal1982 Před 2 lety +1

    Enabling "Enhance pointer precision" option in Windows mouse options helps a lot if you're using ball mouse.

  • @konradkanth9669
    @konradkanth9669 Před 3 lety +1

    Dog owners: only dogs and other animals can use a dog door
    Anomaly: Hold my monster

  • @smo682
    @smo682 Před 6 lety +68

    06:23 1 like 1 prayer r.i.p ball mouse

  • @overi6659
    @overi6659 Před 6 lety +379

    Anomaly: Papa
    Papa: Yes
    Anomaly: You know they say if you don't have played 1.6 you're absolut scrub
    Papa: Yes
    Anomaly: Papa
    Papa: Yes
    Anomaly: I'm going to buy P90
    Papa: Yes
    Anomaly: Papa
    Papa: Yes
    Anomaly: I'm going to remove the ball from this old mouse
    Papa: Yes
    Anomaly: Papa
    Papa: Yes
    Anomaly: Maybe I should try something smaller like my penis
    Papa: Yes definately works

  • @mateidrumea4528
    @mateidrumea4528 Před 5 lety +9

    10:21 he said "m-a marcat" which in romanian means 'he marked me"

  • @ayitsalex2893
    @ayitsalex2893 Před 4 lety +1

    Taking a look back at the first anomaly video i've ever watched

  • @rory6808
    @rory6808 Před 6 lety +85

    "Drive by papa, this is how Biggie Smalls died rip XD"
    FUCKING DEAD HAHAHAHAHA

  • @nepopularniot
    @nepopularniot Před 6 lety +126

    Anomaly: *Everyone thinks i kick the door... I don't. I'm a good boy!*
    Destroys the shit out of it anyways xDD

  • @smosgamer4324
    @smosgamer4324 Před 5 lety +21

    Anomaly and Papanomaly conversation:
    Anomaly: look papa I found my CZcams channel
    Papanomaly:yes
    Anomaly:its the trash
    Papanomaly:ýėş
    Anomaly:Papa are you alcoholic:p
    Papanomaly:ŷěß
    Anomaly:?Papa was I a mistake...?
    Papanomaly:¥€$
    So what did we learn? Papa is the master of YESSSSSSSSSSS

  • @woolfiesnipercat8373
    @woolfiesnipercat8373 Před 5 lety

    i love your videos!!

  • @allahakbard2762
    @allahakbard2762 Před 6 lety +30

    Anomaly 2K17 "Killed him with a ball mouse without a mouse."

  • @eternal_losers
    @eternal_losers Před 6 lety +46

    3:50 "TWOJA STARA ZAPIERDALA,MENI STEP EJ JAPIERDALA" XDDD
    #No_Nieźle ='D

  • @laddtorsk
    @laddtorsk Před 5 lety +26

    5:35 “WW1” 1945 ww2 ended

  • @Mr_Barack_Obama
    @Mr_Barack_Obama Před 3 lety

    Papa is like a Pokémon, he only says „yes“

  • @dkdnd
    @dkdnd Před 6 lety +80

    Papa: Yes!

  • @Douglas-x
    @Douglas-x Před 6 lety +137

    Do a door giveaway

  • @DatNguyen-sh4vj
    @DatNguyen-sh4vj Před 5 lety +3

    Famous first words. Anomaly: PAPA!
    Papa: Yes?!

  • @lanternade5lei106
    @lanternade5lei106 Před rokem

    This is pure gold

  • @Victor-pz8jg
    @Victor-pz8jg Před 6 lety +208

    🅱️oneless DOOR

    • @geckogaming9123
      @geckogaming9123 Před 6 lety +5

      Yung Cash Register A.K.A LIL BROOMSTICK 🅱️All Less 🅱️ouse

    • @AmpAttacks
      @AmpAttacks Před 6 lety +2

      First I sweep ya wifey up, then I take your daughter.
      Ride around the broomstick, yeah that's HARRY POTTER.

    • @vegetal6869
      @vegetal6869 Před 6 lety +3

      Yung Cash Register A.K.A LIL BROOMSTICK *🅱️O N E L E S S*

    • @Victor-pz8jg
      @Victor-pz8jg Před 6 lety

      🅱️ruh y'all wanna feature in my next video clip?

    • @geckogaming9123
      @geckogaming9123 Před 6 lety +1

      Yung Cash Register A.K.A LIL BROOMSTICK Yes show us in your 🅱️Ideo

  • @JustinSaulys
    @JustinSaulys Před 6 lety +83

    where can I buy those cardboard doors??

  • @pushii7505
    @pushii7505 Před 2 lety

    I love thx channel and i love when anomaly speak german xD

  • @gentleface3581
    @gentleface3581 Před 4 lety +5

    0:10 ,,when the CAT or the DOG can't enter in their special hole from the door"

  • @Semi1997
    @Semi1997 Před 6 lety +24

    this teleport thing happens so often right now wtf is this

    • @ksawerysanewski4601
      @ksawerysanewski4601 Před 6 lety +1

      thats so true the worst thing is when he go int jungle from kitchen but he teleport se his already right nex to you

  • @Jacob-nd2kj
    @Jacob-nd2kj Před 6 lety +141

    How many doors do u brake a year?

  • @NoneTaken
    @NoneTaken Před 4 lety +5

    2:50
    i have 8 times 7 days with no small cooldown there !

  • @dadipsy_indahood3932
    @dadipsy_indahood3932 Před 5 lety +3

    Can you add a counter when your "papa" say yes?😂

  • @caedex8855
    @caedex8855 Před 6 lety +31

    EXPOSED: 12-year old youtuber "Anomaly" HAS to Stream to buy himself doors!!!

  • @wiff3458
    @wiff3458 Před 6 lety +29

    RIP door 2017-2017

    • @olllvi
      @olllvi Před 6 lety +10

      Don't worry they have more 12:13 :D

    • @webas6286
      @webas6286 Před 6 lety +1

      Anomaly exposed. We should call Keemstar

  • @filthyhilthy276
    @filthyhilthy276 Před 4 lety

    I love how he just smashes the door down and papa doesn’t even give a shit

  • @DustyGenius
    @DustyGenius Před 5 lety +1

    0:30 when sully tries to fix the door for boo in monsters Inc.

  • @sammy3323
    @sammy3323 Před 6 lety +91

    Papa
    Yes
    Papa
    Yes
    Papa
    Yes
    Papa
    Yes

  • @alexgeffest5206
    @alexgeffest5206 Před 6 lety +187

    papa is my city

    • @iqbalfahromi7690
      @iqbalfahromi7690 Před 6 lety

      silvergbasp13 its still alive

    • @meiner2829
      @meiner2829 Před 6 lety

      Кузня Geffesta. Ор

    • @XBossesx
      @XBossesx Před 6 lety +1

      silvergbasp13 apparently jake Paul is your state

  • @imnobody7765
    @imnobody7765 Před 4 lety +1

    Home depot is wondering why this man in a ski mask buying 20 door at a time

  • @dieheizungrumpelt8550
    @dieheizungrumpelt8550 Před 2 lety

    Best Intro ever made i can watch that shit over and over again

  • @kondziox6788
    @kondziox6788 Před 6 lety +14

    3:50 i Love u Anomaly 😂💯💯

  • @itsdaniyaal
    @itsdaniyaal Před 6 lety +22

    Anomaly never fails to make me laugh and cry xD

  • @thejheezy4361
    @thejheezy4361 Před 3 lety

    Someonei irl:Gets blinded by the sun and puts his hand on his face
    Anomaly: "Nice dab man"

  • @redhart1573
    @redhart1573 Před 5 lety +2

    'This is how you used to play in 1945'? 'In the trenches of World War 1'? Sounds about right to me..

  • @Frutipro
    @Frutipro Před 6 lety +27

    In episode 3, Can you play on a mac computer ?

  • @erikfurenius4326
    @erikfurenius4326 Před 6 lety +51

    Anomaly: His name is creeperslayer
    Me: laughs
    Anomly: look at his profile picture!
    Me: Dies

  • @benjimoss5192
    @benjimoss5192 Před 4 lety +1

    Love the intro

  • @faxlee4412
    @faxlee4412 Před 4 lety

    the intro made me laugh soooo hard!:)

  • @lenoicememes868
    @lenoicememes868 Před 6 lety +41

    How many doors does anomaly install each year

    • @Sami-sy8nc
      @Sami-sy8nc Před 6 lety +8

      Palms around 20-25

    • @rooboty7137
      @rooboty7137 Před 6 lety +3

      Put a few zeros behind that.
      (Papanomaly is probably the one who installs the doors...)

    • @olllvi
      @olllvi Před 6 lety +1

      Don't worry they have more 12:13 :D

    • @sowiaiaua6778
      @sowiaiaua6778 Před 6 lety +1

      doors per second* (DPS)

  • @jan-xq7zh
    @jan-xq7zh Před 6 lety +63

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Dumb ways to play CSGO 2

  • @arturyalanuzyan2819
    @arturyalanuzyan2819 Před 4 lety +1

    Any who: *nothing*
    Papa in every video: *YEEEEESSSS*

  • @djstoffemedia
    @djstoffemedia Před 5 lety

    the keypad has become the long boy

  • @bupas_
    @bupas_ Před 6 lety +17

    anomaly is my village

  • @melwem
    @melwem Před 6 lety +4

    You didn't destroy the door!
    You made a smaller door for your giant rat!

  • @darky4755
    @darky4755 Před 4 lety

    destroys the door places its piecies back like nothing happened

  • @shadei_
    @shadei_ Před 5 lety +4

    1:11 his dad just says "it is" xd

  • @Craze4war
    @Craze4war Před 6 lety +159

    Use a Wii sensor bar and on of those guns made for CoD or some shit

    • @Explosivevortex
      @Explosivevortex Před 6 lety +7

      Craze4war you mean the wii zapper

    • @kalebt7042
      @kalebt7042 Před 6 lety

      Craze4war I have one of those and I have a 600.0 k/d

    • @dripshlong1647
      @dripshlong1647 Před 6 lety

      Soviet Puppy of course you would

    • @SIN-JIN
      @SIN-JIN Před 6 lety +1

      explosivevortex yeah that zapper for nes duck hunt

    • @Explosivevortex
      @Explosivevortex Před 6 lety

      Memory boy3 nah I'm talking about this thing you put the wiimote and nunchucks in its shaped like a gun

  • @slender1450
    @slender1450 Před 6 lety +138

    ur polish is very good my friend

  • @Nossody
    @Nossody Před 5 lety +2

    Use DDR pad for walking and use a wiimote to aim. That's how me and thousands of other reached GE!

  • @declanhinshaw4791
    @declanhinshaw4791 Před 5 lety +1

    “You Know what they say Papa, Ball hard BasketBall like Michael Hhjordan”

  • @gizmo1570
    @gizmo1570 Před 6 lety +12

    The door meme will never get old...